#she's pure muscle

[chrispineofficial]

my labhound mix (huge) and her husky/husky mix bffs (normal size), summer 2024

[orcelito]

Gotta love that we have nearly all the named konoha kunoichi (minus Tsunade, Kurenai, and a few other even more minor kunoichi)

AND YET. the guys still outnumber them.

Still. 5/12 is still way more than we usually get (since it's normally teams of like 1/4 to 1/8 or so)

Wow the female characters ratio in naruto is absolutely atrocious.

[thenightmareismyreality]

Holy Back Day Batman

Rhea out here slaying my brain

[blimbo-buddy]

So was nobody going to tell me about the Ogre girl from Dungeon Meshi

[strixhaven]

it’s always so weird whenever i go from picking up my cat to picking up my dog. nymeria is just so light like he weighs nothing. then i go to pick up winter and i remember she’s got the density of a fucking neutron star

[venusararara]

MINORS BEGONE

i sent gatherine and jacob to the mall together heheh

@carnivorekitty they went to the emo store, i almost made them be dirty together again, but maybe jacob deserves to hang out with her one time without nearly dying uwu

so he tried to stop her from buying a totally legit mewsheen fumku pop and failed before feeding her nyquil chicken <3

i just put gatherine in emo clothes, jacob is wearing somethin inspired by a fit i saw in a video a few months back, it's below the cut

shes legendary, i couldnt get the catfish right butthe idea is present i think

[speedlimit15]

she is so so beautiful

[bedforddanes75]

BY the way if abby is skinny in tlou live action i will be having words and by words i mean shootings

[pastthebutterflies]

Y’all one of my cats just got trapped in a closet for five hours and didn’t. Didn’t even notice. Just sat there, in the darkness, didn’t even try to escape.

[masterpieceofunderstatement]

Medea—beginning and ending.

I am not one for putting thoughts to paper. I’m better at indecipherable letters jammed together in all caps to emote. But I'll give it my best go - for anyone who doesn't have the good fortune to see the show in person.

But I will start with this: ASLJT;LQEHJGLJKLKJJKJJK!!! ASEGNASLKDDDDDDDGHAHHHHHHASLIIIUABJYG!

Now to elaborate: holy. shit. truly. utterly. holy. fucking. shit. Sophie Okonedo is a goddess walking amongst us. The reviews, as glorious as they are, still fail to adequately convey how earth-shattering her performance is. The humanity (and even more surprisingly, the humor!) she's able to imbue into a historically-villainous character is honestly uncomfortable. Like...still a lil suss at feeling maybe filicide was a justified response to the situation 😅👀

And despite the CONSTANTLY! HEIGHTENED!! EMOTIONS!!! of the play, it's less "big acting" than one would normally expect from Greek tragedy. Sophie mentioned in an interview that the intimacy of the theatre allows for more subtlety (which of course plays to her strength as an actor). What could have easily been an overwrought performance has moments of such stillness, where there is no change to her expression other than a darkening behind her eyes, a slight twitch of an eyebrow, a break in her breathing pattern. But the power contained in such a infinitesimal movement??? 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 Like, Ms. Okenedo, please - we are mere mortals. This version of the play didn't particularly delve into Medea's mythological history, but Sophie herself felt mythical.

And the end! It rushes upon you so quickly. The tension has been building and building - truly could feel a mounting pressure in my chest. And then! Then!!! The absolute car crash of an ending. An evening of surprisingly well-light theatre, then a plunge to immediate darkness.

@lavendelhummel did an amazing job of describing the aftermath. "Like [Sophie] came up from diving. And then she did smile... and you could see she had to force herself at first, because she was still a little in the killing-mindset, but then once she started it turned to her own genuine smile and it was as if a switch had been turned."

I must admit I saw the show more than once (and I’m so glad I did! More on that later). For the performance the first night, I truly don't think she fully emerged out of Medea. She smiled (and how glorious it was!) for the applause, but it never reached her eyes. She kept shaking her body and her arms, like an athlete coming down from the adrenaline of a race. Even as she walked offstage, her arms were vibrating, still unable to shake off Medea. In later performances, she came-to more quickly. In the second show, Ralph *fucking* Fiennes sat behind us 🫣🫣🫣 and the smile?! When Cleopatra saw her Antony during the standing ovation?! The radiance and joy that overtook her face will rot my brain til the end of my days😭❤️

Sophie’s performance is positively elemental. She's talked before about how her performances are never static, and that was so visible from night-to-night. This did seem dictated a bit by the energy of the audience itself. One night was a bit older overall, less generous with the moments of laughter. Her Medea was tense, a cat prowling with muscles tense and waiting to spring at any moment. The next night was a bit younger audience, with laughter given more freely. Her Medea was more fluid - more playful with her asides to the audience (aka the Women of Corinth). But her moments of rage were all-consuming bolts of lightning - the electricity of an unexpected shout had us jumping in our seats.

Anyway, that was a bit all over the place, but there you have it. She is truly magical. The entire cast was phenomenal, but this is a Sophie-centric milf blog and my brain was too hyper-focused on her to report much else. The collective daze of the audience after the show had ended was quite the trip. This transition of covering our mouths in horror to "oh...oh it's over...I should clap now," was one of the more discombobulating experiences of my life. Nothing like descending a fancy spiral staircase with an equally astounded strangers, all exhaling as though we'd just witnessed an extreme sport.

Forever grateful to have gone. Could’ve watched it ten more times and found something new. Thanks @bipandasworld for being my theatre buddy (….and for keeping me from going feral when Ralph sat down behind us😅) ❤️

[fearandfelt]

I personally don't like taking someone's legitimate trauma and turning it into a joke to troll them, regardless of how legitimate you think they're being or if you like them.

It would be one thing if it was exaggerating an irrational hatred of something, or annoyances, but genuine trauma? That rubs me the wrong way.

Maybe I'm projecting because I've had people use genuine phobias and trauma to tease me before and I'm sensitive to it, but...surely there is a line?

Maybe I'm allowing my own horse-related trauma to influence me and am projecting. It just seems...cruel, instead of funny like they want it to be.

[knightsofrayx]

clearly the x-men AU is still on my mind

[magocracy-for-the-maleficarum]

So anyways lizard

[dreamrcven]

GG being fascinated by masuyo for having zero cybernetic enhancements, not even an organ replacement/implants, and then proceeding to buy her 500 eddies worth of real fruit just because he thinks she's "cool" will never not be funny to me

[roseband]

it's uncanny how similar that girl yunah from illit who keeps getting hated on on twt for her looks, looks like debut era jaehyeong

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Chewby💜

Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."