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two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat · 2 years ago

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Chewby💜

Pitbulls are so funny because someone really walked in like "hello, I would like the most dense fucking dog you can possibly manufacture. I'm talking 2x the amount of dog you can condense in the space of one dog. A neutron star of a dog. Compress that motherfucker. Make it stupid also."

#chewby is super fucking smart #but its funny cuz the other pit she was bred with was..not.#like saint was a fucking sweetheart but dumber than a box of rocks #epitome of no thoughts head empty that dog #and he LOVED everyone he met immediately #(hes not dead btw. mike just got evicted and we werent able to take both chewby and saint so Saint went to the shelter.#he was adopted in like 2 weeks. thats the fastest ive ever seen a pit get adopted from there.)#unfortunately for chewby several of their puppies took after saint #shes one of those dogs thats smart enough to get frustrated at dogs that arent as smart as she is and wont do what she wants them to do #now she does some dumb shit sometimes but shes also only 3 #but you can see her puzzling things out #she definitely is 2x the amount of dog in one dog tho #most dogs her size are closer to 30-40 pounds #shis is 62 pounds of pure muscle #she also thinks shes a lap dog tho #luckily for her she lives with 3 autistic people who are ok being crushed

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