The Personal Recordings of The Muppet Archivist
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Feeling nostalgic for The Good Old Days (June 2024)
remember when everyone was puppets
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You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own. So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
::::33 < This NFT I just 8ought is so pawesome!
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Hear me out: Sage, Sara, and Emily team up
Drop an album or something
Start a coven
Do you see my vision
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Hey whatever actually happened with the door thing
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Fucking 75 notifications this morning on the archives blog. Please calm down y'all I'm just one muppet.
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#I BE FEELING SO SILLY#like what do you MEAN you make me shy and make me giggle and blush#thats fucking embarrassing im literally grown i pay taxes i have a job#sjkdkdkl#archivist posting
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I do not know how to feel about this actually
i think the brotherhood (sisterhood?) needs a fun bonding activity to help everyone come together now that croaker is back. so i found a fun uquiz to take :)
reblog with your results, here's mine :)
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new music on bandcamp //__+
skin//_++ annnglerfish///+_+ liar_liar///++?
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#why is it always like this#its never about me is it it never will vet#i always put all of my feelings aside to take care of you but it's never ever reciprocated#if I'm LUCKY I'll happen to have a breakdown when youre ok enough to care#but if not I'm completely on my own#I feel so alone#I'll never be enough#why cant i be enough???
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#kinda really badly need a hug#kinda desperately craving softness and warmth#kinda really needing someone to be nice to me without yelling at me first
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I love you muppetfriends fr
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Hello 420! I do hope you join us, you're always an absolute delight.
Anyways.
Ceaseless smoke sesh later because you guys have stressed me out.
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haven’t posted any art in a bit sooo
FEAR WHEEL
(btw yes the dice is purposefully all snake eyes, just clarifying)
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This picrew reminded me of the Muppet style. I like it...
(Feel free to add your own, Muppetverse)
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