#ceaseless smoke sesh

[themuppetarchives]

Anyways.

Ceaseless smoke sesh later because you guys have stressed me out.

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We 🫀 this for you Denise.

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god bless this edible that’s got me getting up to wash my hair

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Welcome, Ceaseless Stoner. Martin made brownies for everyone (except Elias, who is Not Invited).

Otherwise you can light up, just do watch out for the statements, they can be rather...flammable.

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Its good to see you relaxed

Thank you, it is...nice to be relaxed. It's been a long week. I don't remember the last time I had a proper night off...

It is nice to relax with good company*, some nice snacks, and a can of Grape @olipopsoda (A New Type of Soda That Supports Digestive Health).

*Martin :)

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May I partake in your smoke session archivist? -sin

Of course, darling, I have some lavender prepared just for you.

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🚬 ::::D -🕷️

Maybe spiders can be. Ok. Sometimes.

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may spiders join the ceaseless smoke sesh 🕷️?? ::::)

Too little too late, I'm afraid. But...well, I might not love the idea but...for Martin's sake...

I suppose you may...hang around.

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Oh dear what a shame it would be ...

What blunt ? No blunt here , you arent high anymore :) sober up jonathan .

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Can a man not have a single night of mindless whimsy? Must you steal every thought of joy before it is realized?

G

Get out of my office.

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I should smoke lavender.

-sin

👁 Investigations into the effects of lavender show evidence of properties that ease anxiety, stabilize moods, and are sedative, analgesic,anti-convulsive and neuroprotective. Lavender is known to be used therapeutically to treat a number of neurological diseases.

Koulivand, P.H., Khaleghi Ghadiri, M. and Gorji, A. (2013). Lavender and the Nervous System. Evidence-Based Complementary and Alternative Medicine, [online] 2013(681304), pp.1–10. doi:https://doi.org/10.1155/2013/681304.

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[themuppetarchives]

Okay but like

If Elias is part of the Eye

And the Eye is getting high with us

Won't he get high too? And then he's double fucked bc he's high and also Not Invited so he can't even be high with friends and that's not fun

Deserves it, the conniving bitch

You, I like you. You Get It.

In this Archive, we hate Elias Bouchard.

I will give you Knowledge of how to obtain the dankest of kush as a reward.

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ceaseless smoke sesh! ceaseless smoke sesh! ceaseless smoke sesh!

Tonight we will get High with the Eye (except Elias, who is Not Invited).

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Jon please share the weed I need a smoke sesh

-Martin💕

Martin, my love, of course. Even the archivists need a night off to relax~

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sits politely on the wall. i will simply wait for another ceaseless smoke sesh -🕷️

I can...tolerate this. Just don't go - you know...scuttling about and...distracting me.

I've got an Eye on you...

With how things are going, I'm sure we'll need another one soon.

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The archives are open, come smoke with us (unless you're Elias then you can't because you aren't invited)

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Anyways.

Ceaseless smoke sesh later because you guys have stressed me out.

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Martin truly does make the best baked goods.

Anyways.

Ceaseless smoke sesh later because you guys have stressed me out.

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Ceaseless Stoner, turn your blaze upon this wretched kush 👁️💨

Anyways.

Ceaseless smoke sesh later because you guys have stressed me out.