#she's not wrong though

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[girl-intrigued]

I keep showing my friend all these cool hotd posts and she keeps forgetting that Alicent is not Aegon's sister and is his mother. She doesn't accept Aemond to be Alicent's son cause he looks so much older

[maxkirin]

last night my wife woke me up in the middle of the night, still half-asleep, told me that "if there was a 2023 season of Seinfeld there should be an episode where George and Jerry get matched on Tinder" and then fell right back to sleep

[ultrapoppet]

Akasha: you're the height of toxic masculinity

Lestat: going for a hug sobbing snot running down his face

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Today I learned: a group of books is called a library.

[thechaoticfanartist]

[Padmé and Grim shopping]

Grim: Hey check this out, this one's perfect for you [holds up a shirt that says "my taste in men is a form of self harm"

Omfg 💀💀 GRIM NO-

[cosmicdreamgrl]

not julia coming for me being whipped in the tags, excuse me lol

[thirstyforred]

my mom about mgs3 ocelot spinning his revolvers before fight with big boss: that's literally like pole dancing in gay bar

[worlds-4th-best-dad]

Mao: *posts a picture of the Come Here Emoji holding a gun pointed at the viewer with the caption: “More butch lesbians in media! I'm not asking!”*

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

she shifted too far into soup mode....

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[stanleyoffseventh-oldblog]

my wife: "the cinnamon version of these papa john's(tm) oreo twists is what nordy's knot tastes like"

[doggirlpaws]

God damn it Junie

[ghosted-jazz]

Species Swap AU! Retired couple gets a fairy godchild to help repair their relationship

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa wants to play with Monty

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.