#she's basically jayjay

[cipher-club]

She.is. BEAUTIFUL!!!😍🤩

[wondersinwaynemanor]

they really think Damian and Lian were just in Damian's room to color and draw and play with Titus whenever they visit the Manor, but no. i mean sure, yes, at first it was like that.

not until Lian said, "Daddy, JayJay, Dami is helping me to be cool." and then she tried to kick the air, and she extended her arm as if to punch the air.

Roy and Jason exchanged looks.

at the Manor the next weekend, Jason pulls Damian outside his own room and leave Lian to color on the bed.

Damian, crosses his arms: You better not be wasting my time, Todd and Harper. What is this about?

Roy: Damian, what have you been teaching Lian?

Damian:

Jason: Don't give us that look, Brat. It doesn't work on me.

Damian, rolls his eyes: Tt. Nothing too complicated. Plus, she's meant to be trained to protect herself. When will you begin with the basics? When she's in the face of danger? I thought you imbeciles were knowledgeable.

Roy: We will be there to protect her. And we will choose when and how.

Jason: And in case you forgot, Brat, she's still six.

Damian, unimpressed: Oh, please. I was slowly introduced to weapons at her age. And look how skilled I came to be.

Jason, snorts: You mean skilled at being a brat?

Damian: You're a whole nuisance, Todd.

Lian, interrupts their conversation, running to where they are outside the room and shows the drawing she made to the three of them: Look, Daddy, JayJay and Dami, I drew myself as Robin.

Dick, who just pops out of nowhere behind them: Aww. As the first Robin, I say you would look so badass, Pumpkin.

Roy, whispers: Dick, don't encourage her.

Jason starts to push Dick, but that just gives Dick the chance to grab his arm and pull him for a bear hug. Jason wiggles his way out of it.

Roy, smiles and touches one of Lian's pigtails: What a beautiful drawing, Princess.

Jason, smiles softly at her: Good job, Princess.

Lian beams at them before going back inside the room.

Damian: At least she didn't draw herself as the Red Hood with that hideous helmet. She's even smarter than you, Todd.

Jason: Oh, you little sh-

Jason starts to charge for his little brother, but thankfully, Roy and Dick hold him back. Damian gives a light smirk, which reminds them of Bruce's, and follows Lian back inside the room.

Later that day

Jason: I hate to agree to the demon brat, but he's right. We have to teach her some basics at least.

Roy: Let's take one step at a time, kay, Jaybird? She just learned additions and subtractions.

Jason: When the time is right, of course. But for now-

Roy: - we will make sure that your brother doesn't teach anything too-

Jason: - demonic or bratty. I'll make sure of it.

Roy just rolls his eyes fondly at his boyfriend.

[ravenalla]

So Helluva Boss Episode 8 thoughts

It was fine, honestly a breath of fresh air when compared to how outright terrible some of season 2’s episodes have been, but just basic and bland. It was nice seeing Loona actually get focus without Blitzo having to be there from the start, as someone who also has party anxiety I can really relate, but eh I really don’t understand what the point of the later half was story-wise. It’s not like she treats her dad any better after this episode, if anything she’s worse to him than we ever saw her in Seeing Stars. But whatever it’s own thing separated from season 2 the ending was cute, even if seeing Blitzo mope around for being a shitty person or Stolas being terrible is getting tiring. Speaking of yeah they really just didn’t acknowledge Ozzie’s outside of a blink and you miss it text message so that’s fun, now I hope the people who were saying “stop complaining we have an episode missing!” realize Viv was telling the truth when she said it had literally nothing to do with the main plot of the show. Also animation this episode felt especially rough in some areas in the beginning, the lineart thickness looked really inconsistent and almost like a map project at times. But I think it got better as the episode went on.

Bee I’m conflicted on, she’s just another one of the classic furrybait designs Viv liked to use in zoophobia and really underwhelming design for Beelzubub, seriously you could be so creative with it but instead for some reason they went with JayJay 2.0., literally you would never guess she’s suppose to be the ruler of Gluttony without the show outright telling you 🙄 but I did really like the animation they did on her tail and hair and the song had some nice visuals. It just doesn’t go at all with the rest of the design, not sure why they made her look part hellhound or even have THE Beelzubub to be the one dating Tex (seriously why is Blitzo dating Stolas a big deal then if all these supposed ringleaders who are HIGHER IN STATUS THAN HIM can just date whoever they want?) Chances are we never see her again or they replace her voice actor like they did with Striker. The dialogue they did for her was just as terrible and unfunny as always, and while I think Kesha overall was good for not being a voice actor yeah you could tell some of the lines were delivered really awkwardly. But I still commend her and the fact that they didn’t pull a Verosika and make her just the bitchy girl dating Loona’s crush your suppose to hate. Really hope they don’t go back on that and ruin her so they break up. Tex just felt kinda bland to me this episode anyways, he was cool in episode 3 but here he’s just kinda the friend/boyfriend who stands around. It’s be great if we got to see him and Loona bond more as just friends later on but who knows.

So yeah not godawful but not good. Just kind of a fine filler episode with the shows usual ups and downs. Kinda just glad it’s out now and it can’t be used as a gotcha for all of season 2’s inconsistencies lol

[lifeluvrr]

OUTER BANKS SEASON THREE SPOILERS!!!!!!

You Have Been Warned.

also pls leave your opinions cus im curious.

i am quite literally just not a fan of this season 😭😭 it felt almost completely different from the first two seasons. i didn’t like how the group didn’t seem to get many scenes together, it was always like jj and kiara scene, cleo and pope scene, and then john b and sarah scene. the groups were so separated to me and i despised it!!! the group dynamic?? just felt all weird idk maybe that’s just me! it just felt like strangers things s4 and the way they had the california group, hawkins group, and russia group.

i am Happy I Guess for jiara shippers but i couldn’t stand whatever angst thing they had going on throughout the season. Again, that could just be me cus i ain’t a jiara stan to begin with.

i didn’t quite care for the carlos singh. for lack of a better word, i thought he was unnecessary. he was kinda just there for me idk

I think rafe’s “love interest” was out of nowhere. i didn’t really care for her and i guess she was there specifically to knock some sense into rafe for that One Thing but other than that, she seemed random.

i hated sarah cheating on john b. it wasn’t out of character i guess?? no offense sarah i love u with my whole body. i just didn’t like it.

jj way just not jayjaying this season for me. Still love him to death. OH AND IDK WHY THEY WROTE EVERYONE RANDOMLY STARTING TO CALL HIM JAYJ?? Like im sure they didn’t it a couple of times it the other seasons but man this season like everytime they were speaking to him, they were saying jayj

topper burning down the chateau. Boooooooo thumbs down.

I genuinely feel like they didn’t know what else to do with limbrey cus her ending was like a bit eh yk

i think the last few episodes did feel like the other seasons, like when john b and jj were together. i wish there was more jj and pope cus there was like absolutely none this season. i wish there was more kie and john b. i wish there was more kie and pope. BASICALLY like what i said in the first paragraph.

ANYWAY THINGS I DID LIKE!!!

I LOVE CLEO AND POPE they mean the world to me. I love how heyward and mama heyward are with cleo and how they were willing to give her a place to stay. i love cleo talking pope out of shooting rafe. i love their no love club. AND THEIR KISS!!! UGH!!! i would dee eye ee for them.

john b and sarah felt the same Minus the cheating. i know they r soooo cheesy but i am a sucker for it idc!

i loovvveeeddd kie this season like she wasn’t that different but something Was different i can’t put my finger on it.

SARAH GETTING HER OWN EPISODES <33333 they were a bit cheesy with the “my heart chooses which side im on” “idk who i am, pogue or kook” but to be fair, she has been through a lot so i can understand the identify crisis or whatever!

ward and his flashbacks of sarah got me. i Know he cares for sarah like a lot. OH AND THEN THE LIKE PARALLEL!! ward being like “you won’t shoot me” (i can’t remember exactly what he said obviously) and rafe hesitating but with sarah she didn’t even hesitate. i was like jaw dropped cus i already knew sarah ain’t like her father too much anymore after s2 but idk that really solidified it with me. And how much rafe genuinely cares for his father.

[choupiee]

A little Ninjago Movie Verse fanfic one shot because I can and I will do so.

Genre: Comedy, a bit of action, drama and crack

Main Characters: Jay, Zane and Kai

Description: Kai invites three people over for a heist for fireworks. (For Lloyd)

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RING. RING. RING. RING. RING.

-disturbed an empty and deserted garage. Jay’s garage, that is. Footsteps echoed towards the secret hideout door and flung open, revealing a drenched, orange scarf wearing boy in the doorway. Sighing and slightly shakily, Jay reached to the phone and pressed it on his shoulder and cheek as he took off his scarf and began fixing his umbrella.

Caught off guard from a loud greeting over the speaker on the phone, he merely dropped it caught it just in time.

“YO! JAYJAY! What’s up buddy?!”

Boy did he recognise that voice. He took a quiet sigh and began fixing his other wet belongings with the phone on his other shoulder and cheek.

“Oh Kai! Nothing much, why are you just phone calling me when we both parted ways like, I don’t know, 3 minutes ago?”

It was a genuine question at least. Kai bolted off on Nya’s motorcycle in the rain as Jay took the roads home to the junkyard. And by going there, it was just him, an umbrella and himself. Sure, his parents don’t exactly have a time table for when he has to go home and when he can leave. He can do whatever he wanted as long as he conducts a very convincing reason as to why he would do said thing that he wants to do.

“Such in a hurry buddy, Nya doesn’t get patient for too long though, you know how she is. But bro, tonight is THE night! You gotta get into your gi.”

There was rustling heard behind the phone on Kai’s side, judging by how the Fire Ninja semi-yelped on dropping something, it was fairly important. Problem ensures, Jay doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

“Uh huh, and the plan is what now?”

During that second, he tried to wrack his brain on at least one thing he caught in Kai’s explanation during the most boring hour of school last week. Something about fireworks and the classroom, is all he can think of.

That was, until a slight click was heard in the Lightning Ninja’s brain.

“Don’t tell me you forgot! Jay, it’s the memorial of Lloyd’s birthday where we celebrate by exploding fireworks in the classroom just to piss off the school! Everyone’s been treating Lloyd really badly instead of the rest of the others, so we make it up to him! Like BA-BAM! WHOOSH NYOOM KA-POW!”

Oh, that’s right. Jay sucked in a breath.

“You’ve got to be kidding-”

“Absolutely not.”

“That’s stealing!!”

“So?”

The Blue Ninja’s teeth chattered.

“Kai, your my bestest friend in the entire world buddy and I appreciate the attempts on making it up to Lloyd but uhhh, stealing is basically Garmadon’s thing, like, it’s a bad thing, and we’re ninja. Us doing that? That’s like, bad bro.”

Walker hoped he convinced Smith to just turn around, gather his crazed out thoughts and say ‘Your right Jay’, but that hope has a 1% chance on happening. Plus, anyone would do anything else than say how Jay’s right. Man he knows his friends well.

“Well bro, you gotta suck it up. Because we’re doing this for Lloyd.”

Kai’s tone of voice became serious. Was he really down for this? Jay sighed. They did everything to cheer him up lately as well as pissing off citizens as payback for bullying Lloyd. Problem is, the Green Ninja has been bullied in his school life. He was treated as an outcast and a ‘villain’ just because his father was Garmadon. Apparently the biggest and only villain that Ninjago City is up against.

Lloyd was used to the mockery and the behaviour. They would whisper, spread rumours, anything that was bad. They would all target him. Until one day, Jay was also mocked as well for how awkward and weird he is and how he lives in the junkyard. At lunch, he noticed Lloyd in the distance, eating alone. The rumours of him picking on people didn’t have any proof. I guess you could say the orange scarf guy spied on Garmadon’s son just in case he wasn’t pretending to be distant and awfully nice.

It all took Jay just a breath, to start a conversation to Lloyd. Awkward at it’s best, but he’d never seen someone so happy other than Lloyd beaming when Jay announced that he’ll happily be his friend. And thus, it began. The friend group started to slowly grow, and now, they’re here. Kicking Garmadon’s butt and becoming great ninja’s, saving the city like it’s a piece of cake.

Though, Jay didn’t know that he would end up here, having Kai beg him to heist fireworks. But he remembered what Lloyd went through, what Kai had just said;

‘You gotta suck it up, we’re doing this for Lloyd.’

A loud voice burst his bubble of thoughts.

“So! Your in?”

The Blue Ninja took a deep gasp.

“Yes.”

“Great! Don’t worry, if we get hurt, we got health insurance.”

Jay hummed in thought, he wasn’t sure if Kai actually knew what that meant.

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“This is enticing.”

“We gotta keep quiet for this one, Jay”

“I don’t sound like that!”

“Quiet Zane!”

The other two bickered whilst Zane twisted his head towards the other two, a quite still smile plastered on his face.

“Okay okay, worried expression is Jay, extremely light blue eyes is Zane. I’m Kai.”

Jay could’ve hesitated to roll his eyes when he introduced himself.

Right now, they’re at the place near Garmadon’s Tower, where most of the good stuff they keep is. There were boxes of fireworks, and many of them stacked together on some crates. The three were covered in all black gi’s with a few supplies. Ropes, grappling hooks, and weapons just in case they get caught.

Kai already bolted to one of the crates and started focusing on picking the lock on them, Zane wheeled himself over to another crate until the Red Hothead stopped him.

“Zane! We only need these ones, we’re not gonna blow up the school.”

“Precisely, fireworks are destined to be exploded. I thought that was our intention, to make it up to Lloyd.”

“Yeah but we don’t blow up the school. We set them off in a fairly big classroom for some chaos! Y’know?”

The curly hair teen peered over to the side, giving him a worried but rather displeased look.

“That’s still going to make the chances of the whole school being blown up more likely than ever, y’know?”

Kai groaned at Jay’s remark, still picking at the lock until it snapped open. A grin displayed itself on Kai’s face as he rubbed his hands together, in a rather villainous way. He grabbed a small box of fireworks and shoved it in the black duffel bag he had slung on his other arm. The other two ninja started doing the same until the crate was fully empty.

“I’m surprised I’m actually a part of this. Don’t forget, if we get accused, your taking ALL the blame, Kai!”

Jay pointed an accusing finger towards Kai’s way, low chance Kai is even looking at his way at all.

“Yippee.”

Zane’s arms shot up, as a sign of accomplishment, with tiny grin on his face. He lowered his arm after the said curly hair ninja got a hold of it and started scolding Kai to get a move on.

“We got them now!-”

Kai, Jay and Zane froze in their spot as a huge knock disturbed their celebrations. Jay stuck his index finger in front of his face shakily forcing Kai to shut up, but the Raspberry coloured ninja immediately started wheezing quietly out of laughter as Zane lowered himself to crouch between the two.

“Who goes there?!”

A raspy voice echoed on the other side of the door. The knocking intensified.

“Bro we gotta go- Get out get out getoutgetout”

“I’m trying! Shut up and stop shaking my shoulders, your about to pull my arms off!”

The other two whispered a yell and got on their feet as fast as they can. Red and Blue got to where they entered from, a window. As Kai was sure that the fireworks are okay and Jay fell face first on the wet rocky cement down below, he turned to call out for Zane, who stood there as he pointed at something.

“A duck. It’s rubber too.”

A small smile appeared on the robot teen’s face as he pointed at it. Kai nodded and started signalling him to go to the window and escape. Zane gently picked up the rubber duck as if it was actually alive and started wheeling to where Kai was, who had their straining arm outstretched towards him.

“Zane, do you want the duck to be arrested?”

Kai played along, rolling his eyes in the process as Zane’s smile lowered.

“No, I indeed do not want the duck to be accused of such crime.”

“Then grab it, get over at the window and we’ll get out of here!”

Kai whisper yelled again as he gestured for the white haired robot to get to the window faster.

Jay peered up towards where Kai and Zane were, hugging the duffel bag. He tapped his foot impatiently as Zane and Kai appeared next to him. Jay did a curt nod towards the two, until he looked at Zane’s covered hands.

“What’s in your hand buddy?”

“Jeremy.”

Zane smiles as he revealed a rubber duck. Which is the happiest Jay has ever seen him.

“Can’t believe we almost got caught by that.”

“Says you, wheezing your head off which is the opposite of when I did this!-”

Jay put his index finger on his face again and re-enacted what he did earlier. The Fire Ninja pouted. Soon after, they all attached each-other on Nya’s ride and zoomed off.

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And thus, the headcanon of fireworks in the classroom has been born. (Might note this whole thing is inaccurate, but I was bored. Also the fireworks belonged to Garmadon’s goons.)

[affablyevilshowdown]

Meanwhile (not in The Pit (tm))

"Why am I even here?" Artemis whispers to Holly flying next to him. Artemis isn't uncomfortable with the types of people they've met but Holly definitely is and she's been glaring at him for hours now even though she refuses to leave his side.

"Remember Jayjay" Holly says.

"The lemur." Artemis replies dryly.

"The lemur you sold to extinctionists"

"You may recall that afterwards I repented and went back in time to save him. It was a perilous ordeal."

"I know, I was there too."

Artemis flourishes a hand as if to say 'There you go'

"You also kidnapped me and held me for ransom" she accused.

"We all make mistakes Captain Short. One I could not have made successfully if someone hadn't broken protocol."

"Your crimes are not MY fault!"

"Excuse me for interrupting" a very polite voice came from a tablet displaying a glowing red circle, encased in a floating bubble. "If you are questioning whether you belong here it is recommended you seek out the wizard"

"The wizard," Artemis replies unamused, not a question but a clear bid for an explanation nonetheless.

"Yes, the wizard. If he judges that you are innocent he will grant a wish."

"What did you wish for?" Holly asks, she could feel 2 sources of magic emanating from the tablet, though neither felt like the magic she was used to.

"Oh no, no, the wizard chooses the wish he will grant. He provided me with a glamour. It should force the humans I interact with to confer upon me basic civil rights and bodily autonomy." There is amusement in the voice at the last phrase. "He believes this will prevent the Artificial Intelligence version of a lobotomy that is scheduled upon my return. I think he is giving my humans too much credit." And with that the bubble floats away.

"I guess we should look for a wizard" Holly says at the same time Artemis says "I'm not going on a wild goose chase for some wizard."

"Don't give me that look," Artemis continues "I'm not being difficult, I just don't see the point and it feels a bit too 'Wonderful wizard of Oz' I don't need a heart or a brain or to click my heels three times."

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“And you must be The Wizard.” Artemis says very collectedly considering he only just avoided tripping over The Wizard’s table. A table that just materialized in the middle of the convention space, along with a blond elf wearing a ridiculously oversized wizard hat and his crystal ball.

“Artemis Fowl the Second,” The elf replied ominously. “Would you like to know your fate?”

Artemis studies The Wizard’s set-up for a moment and states: “Your crystal ball is plugged into a computer. This entire aesthetic is a ploy and I doubt you control anymore magic than I have in my right eye.”

The Wizard’s serious façade crumbles as a grin breaks through. “Oooh they said you were smart. Dead wrong though kiddo. Name’s Taako.”

Behind Artemis, Holly coughs to stifle a startled laugh. Taako doesn’t even pause.

“I’m not sure what the ball is connected to, but convention staff gave it to me a while ago and it knows Everything!” He hikes the table skirt up to reveal a computer. Which. Y’know. Sufficiently advanced technology, magic yada yada. “It even knows that you used to have a fairy eye before you…” Taako takes a moment to put on reading glasses that had been hanging from a chain around his neck. “[REDACTED FOR MAJOR SPOILERS]. Huh. Odd”

“Also I so can do magic!” At a flick of his hands a cup of tea starts to float and a spoon stirs it rapidly.

Artemis takes a measured breath and turns to leave, but The Wizard keeps talking at him.

"I know all about your whole redemption arc thing too, but you have done things wrong unfortunately."

"And which of my dastardly deeds landed me here?" Artemis engages.

"Kidnapping your best friend for ransom."

"Hold up," Holly interrupts, suddenly unamused. "I was *not* his best friend when he kidnapped me, or for a long while after."

The wizard winces a fraction. "Yeah, Mags is struggling with the linear nature of time. She was quite literally born yesterday!"

"Mags?" Artemis asks.

"Convention staff, real sweetheart," The Wizard waves his hand dismissive. "The point is I can't grant you a wish. But! I am well within my rights to curse you!"

Artemis's eyes flash with something other than his careful disinterested act.

"I curse you with...." a dramatic pause, because Taako is nothing if not an overexcited theater kid.

"The power of friendship!"

Behind Artemis and Holly a young man and an orange cat land in a crumpled heap.

The boy looks up confusion melting into delight. "Artemis!"

"Prosperity," Artemis sighs and gives Prosper a hand up. "Firestar." He notices that The Wizard and his tables have vanished.

"Friends of yours?" Holly asks.

"More like ex-coworkers"

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(Artemis, Prosperity and Firestar as current co-workers over at @white-boy-bracket)

[tres-fidelis]

BASICS.

LEGAL NAME : Jayden Garner NICKNAME[S] : Jay, JayJay, Bluebird (mostly by her mom), Louis Lane, DATE OF BIRTH : August 30th, 19XX (P5R Verse), August 30th, 21XX (MMX Verse) GENDER : Female. PLACE OF BIRTH : Seattle (P5R Verse), Abel City (MMX Verse) CURRENTLY LIVING : One-bedroom apartment in Jinbocho (P5R Verse), Two-bedroom apartment in a high rise with her mother (MMX Verse) SPOKEN LANGUAGES : English, Spanish, Japanese, German, some French she's still working on memorizing, and a little Italian EDUCATION : High school diploma, bachelor of science degree in journalism and media production with a minor in natural languages HAIR COLOR : Jet black hair with teal-dyed tips, a bit on the brighter side so it's more noticeable EYE COLOR : Heterochromia - Right eye: brown, Left eye: golden orange HEIGHT : 5'7"

FAMILY INFORMATION.

SIBLING[S] : None PARENT[S] : Mother: April Garner, Father: Arthur (or Artorius in MMX Verse) Lockwood (we don't talk about him since they're divorced) FRIEND[S] : None at the moment; co-workers are more like acquaintances (P5R Verse) Axl, X, Signas, Moon, Shaska, Kang, and the rest of the Rocket News gang (MMX Verse) CHILDREN : None PET[S] : None, but that could change since she's been wanting one

RELATIONSHIP INFORMATION.

SEXUAL ORIENTATION : The Grayest of Graysexuals you will ever meet RELATIONSHIP STATUS : Slow burn writer right here! Verse dependent but soooooon.... SINCE WHEN : Since forever, I'm too much of a sucker for writing slow burn romantic relationships

tagged by : @chibitantei tagging : @fatexbound (pick a lad!), @galaxofmuses (for Rock!), @ofburningsouls (Kanji or Galo), @guidedhearts (Noah or Akira), and anyone wearing something blue!

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Chapter 37

Francis was working out the logic but couldn’t focus and said “Yes”. At that moment his life shifted, and instead of being married to a brilliant doctor he had married a whore who was also more intelligent then him, and since Jayjay’s IQ was 68, Francis’ IQ dropped to 67. The light of brilliance left his mind and he looked dumbly at Jayjay as she pumped her pussy and tits.

Dawg smiled and continued “So Frank, is it true you work out at the gym all the time and take loads of steroids to pump up?” To which Frank frowned, he couldn’t understand much, but he knew the word Gym and answered “Ya” and at that moment he morphed into a massive bodybuilder frame, loads of veins popping out. Dawg looked at his new creation and said “Frank, is it true you never went to school, you are illiterate and can only do what you are told, since you are too dumb to do anything else? Basically you are a cleaner and heavy that pimps use to scare clients?” Frank didn’t understand much, and was so focused on his bitch pumping herself that he grunted an approval. At that moment all his past shifted, and Francis the scientist was now illiterate ignorant Frank that grew up on the streets near the whore house where he fell in love with Jayjay the whore. The pimp allowed them to get married so long as Jayjay controlled her man, and Frank followed orders. He was given expensive steroids and a strict diet and workout regime to follow so you he could grow into a massive bodybuilder, but not for competing, for acting as beef in the whore house. Dawg told Frank to sit down and play with his 12 inch cock while sucking on one of his wife’s tits, and then waited for the children to appear.

While waiting, Frank came ten times, he never came ten times in his life before, and now he came ten times in under half an hour. He loved it, his mind reeling at every intense ejaculation. His balls hurt, but it was a good hurt and he continued to pump his cock as he sucked on his wifes nipple. her heavy tit made his arm bulge and strain, and he felt the veins on her tits pulsing strongly as he sucked.

Fifteen minutes later a knock at the door and Stanley’s head appeared in the doorway, “Hi Mum…I came as fast as I could, and Clara is with me.” He then walked in and stopped in shock, there was a big titted slut pumping herself next to a massive bodybuilder that was pumping his huge cock while sucking one of the ginormous tits, milk dribbling down his chin. Clara pushed to see, and nearly screamed, but Dawg silenced her mind as well as Stanley’s. He ushered them in with a mental nudge and they both came into the office, closed the door behind them.

Stanley recognized his mother and father facially, but was too shocked to understand what he was seeing, and Clara was crying when Dawg asked them to quieten down. He then reduced their fear levels and raised their curiosity and started to question them as well. “So, Stanley, I will start with you. Obviously you have a lot of questions, so perhaps ask first.”

“What the fuck is this? Who are these degenerates?”

“Good question, I have one for you, in fact its for both of you, I will answer your question with a question. If these two are married and have children, is it logical to suggest that their children would be as dumb, slutty and physically oversized as these two?”

Clara nodded, and said “OMG, yes…yukkk” and Stanley replied a curt “Yes, its obvious.”

At that moment both of them morphed, Clara became a younger version of her mother, sporting massive ZZ sized melons, covered in the usual pock marks of drugs as well as tattoos and piercings, and her eyes went from an intelligent lawyer to a 68IQ illiterate dumb whore. She started to pump her pussy and pull her nipples just like her mother, making her father get even hornier. Stanley’s morph was similar to his fathers, and instead of a genius level doctor, his IQ dropped to 67, his body expanded out even larger then his fathers, and he became a professional bodybuilding sex star with a 12 inch and thick cock that he would use on his sister in their porn site managed by their pimp owner.

Stanley immediately grunted in satisfaction and pulled Clara to him, he pumped his cock into her cunt and started to fuck her in front of Dawg.

Dag laughed, and then asked, So “Stan, is it true you are so dumb that you need your sister to tell you what to do all the time otherwise you just sit down and play with your cock?” Stan grunted a yes, and at that moment his entire life changed completely with the physical, he was now his sisters cock whore and she used him on their movie set. Dawg sealed this by asking ZZ, Clara’s new name that reflected he massive tit size “So ZZ, you are so dumb you are only good for sex movies, is that correct?” ZZ was so engrossed in her cumming orgasm she grunted out a yes too and that sealed her fate.

The once vibrant and successful family was now a family of beasts, where two male bulls were pumped up with steroids and used as bouncers of sex movie studs. The women were now both slut whores, the older Jayjay was now used as a cheap fuck for migrant workers and the younger ZZ was used in the sex movie industry.

He looked at Jayjay and asked, “What’s it like being a dumb whore? Is it better than being a genius doctor? Either Jayjay or Dr Jill Jane?” Jayjay tried to focus on her memories, but the thought of being so dull as a doctor conflicted with the constant impulsiveness of her new body and the dullness of her mind and said “Jayjay luvs Jayjay, me no like clever, me luv dumdum”.

Frank looked up, and said “Me like me now, big muscle, big cock, always cumm….unnnnghhh” and he came again…to which Dawg realized that humans would prefer to be dumb animals than intelligent beings. The life of a dumb animal is freedom, unshackled from complicated thought and only requiring sex and gratification. Dawg was going to continue with some of JayJay’s colleagues but decided that he had enough for this day’s experiment. He called up a local pimp that was once a judge and told him to come and collect his new acquisitions. He made sure the pimps reality included them in his whore house stable.

Just before he was going to leave, he asked Stan “What’s it like being so dumb and horny all the time?” To which Stan looked up with his dull eyes and said “Me want to be doctor, me luv clever.” Dawg looked at him and was about to answer when ZZ grabbed Stan’s cock and sucked it, as Stan was about to explode Dqwg asked “Are you sure”? To which Stan suddenly realized how amazing he felt and just said “noooo….me dumb bum, me luv my cock…and bicep too” Stan flexed a massive bicep and kissed it as he came. His mind folded into itself and resolved that life could not really get better than being a dumb muscular beast of sex, being cared for and not having to think anymore.

Dawg left the room just as the pimp arrived there were many gasps from people as the four were led out to a waiting van. Two thin dirty looking whores with tits bigger than their bodies being carried by two massive bodybuilders with bulging pants, all four dribbled from their mouths as they were escorted to the van and were driven away, never to be seen again in that hospital or in that area. They were only going to be seen online or by their clients.

As for the circle of relations, the retrovirus in Jayjays body wasn’t dormant, one of her colleagues had recognized her face, and before she entered the van Professor Mary Wit touched Jayjay and was about to ask her a question when the retrovirus that as spread across her body from her constant pussy pumping stabbed into Mary’s bloodstream through a paper cut on her finger. As the virus was fast acting, her mind shut down and she felt giddy. Thinking she had a low blood sugar attack Mary walked to her office, but the office was far and her body was changing. Before she reached her room, her body morphed from fit five seven athletic frame into a soft fat five three frame, with tits that hung over her belly, her nipples were two inches and long and thick and her lips puffed out into a constant pout. As she was changing her mind was burning up and instead of a 150IQ she was reduced to a 68IQ all of her knowledge erased, but her past had stayed the same, she had all her memories intact. So when she finally reached her office, she was about to scream when her hand brushed her nipple and she came with the most intense orgasm of her life, it actually made her faint. Her clothes no longer fit and as she woke up, she started to pump her itching pussy, pulling her massive nipple and tit, she orgasmic over and over again and continued doing this for five hours until her body needed food and water. She lay in a puddle of her own juices, and the door opened. In stepped one of her students, a young brilliant minded Asian exchange student. Tran looked at the creature on the floor, and was about to call for security but noticed her face looked too much like Mary’s. with confusion he closed the door and stepped towards her, as he approached, Mary put her hand up, it was covered in pussy juices and some of it flicked into Tran’s mouth. The changes were instantaneous, Tans body morphed into a massive bodybuilder frame with a 12 inch cock, his mind devolved to an IQ of 67 and looking at Mary, he literally pulled her up and fucked her on the spot,

 jumped into his mind and stopped him, I decided I had wasted enough of my time, and totally changed his past from a bright student into this new son of an ignorant slut whore, he never went to school, but instead of drugs went to the gym, and sucked cocks to earn money for steroids. He became a steroid junkie and grew muscles so big it was hard for him to move. Being bisexual and with a monster cock that could cum 10 times a day, Mark’s new life revolved around sucking cocks, fucking women for sex movies and especially pimping out his dumb mother and fucking her daily. In fact, when Mary want fucking on the streets, and when Mark was not in the gym or sucking cocks, he was fucking his mother.

Marks mind clouded over and all his memories were erased and replaced with new ones. His body also transformed in front of Mary’s eyes.

Mary screamed as she saw her successful lawyer son transform into a massive bodybuilding steroid pimp. His cock grew to 12 inches and thick. His intelligent look was replaced by a dumb leer, and he gave his mother a box of cigarettes since she had forgotten them when she went to the hospital.

I asked Mark a few more questions:

Q. “Hey Mark, who is this woman?”

A. “dats my bitch, I fuck her all da time..huh, who you?”

Q. “What else do you do with her?”

A. “I orgy on cam with her, and suck cocks, even 10 day…fuck”

I looked at Mary, and winked. Her intelligence dropped to 90, and her past became a haze, she had vivid memories of being a successful doctor with a successful lawyer son mix with the memories of her being a dumb slut whore with a muscle bum son that fucked her for hours every day. What she loved the most was watching him suck another bodybuilders cock while she sucked his balls and a third one licked her constantly wet and dripping clit…they all came together. This was done at least ten times every day, filmed and online to make them money for their constant sex and drug haze.

I left them to it, and visited a year later. Mary was totally in love with her dumb stupid self, and loved her big cocked dumb son that came in her daily. In fact, when I resurfaced her memories and intelligence she begged to be turned back. Life was so much better being dumb, even Mark loved being able to cum 10 times a day and worshipped his own muscles as much as others.

Well, that’s one story there are more…some more sinister, others, lighter. Maybe one day I will visit you, and yes, I know that makes you cum!

[survivor-north-sea]

Episode Ten: "Oops I did it (almost got accidentally voted out) again " - Jinx

Tyler Frazier

Esteban’s gone this is awkward. He was a really solid number I had. This is awful for my game. Idk why Jayjay and Arvin created an alliance then immediately bailed on it but whatever

AJ

OMFG. HOLY SHIT. HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN. What a wild tribal.

Arvin Bentonon

It is so hard for me to vote for Esteban. Now I'm the only Filipino left. I hope I made the right move.

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I was ready to draw rocks, I really thought we were going to draw rocks but I'm happy we didn't.

Trinica

That vote was nuts, I did not expect them to target Jinx. Keep us on our toes!! I'm glad the Esteban threat is gone (RIP King, you made some snake maneuvers but it was a good game) but next up is Bethany.

I think JayJay really trusts me for some reason. She's clueing me into all her deductions and she's so confident but so wrong about everything 😭 but she's someone I can easily pull into my little trust web along with Arvin and Champ.

Jinx

oops i did it (almost got accidentally voted out) again

Toni

Theme: A series of unfortunate events.

That last tribal was such a scramble but I'm so shocked things actually worked out even while I was sleeping. This whole week feels like it's been a series of unfortunate events. From the events going on in game with my anxiety to stuff happening on holiday with family disagreements to me falling asleep last night when my vote and extra vote was needed. I'm on thin ice and I feel like i've got a lot of making up to do to people for falling asleep. I am kind of sad Esteban went because though I wasn't 100% allied with him I did consider him someone I could trust. Esteban going was the best case scenario for this particular tribal i'll be honest just to break up alliance numbers slightly.

Things came to a bit of a head yesterday when JayJay asked me if I would vote Jinx. I'm not sure who told her Jinx and I had a disagreement but it felt a little uncomfortable how the vote was posed to me so I had to shut that down. I'm not comfortable allowing a personal misunderstanding affect game. I also feel guilty that It has affected Jinx' game. I hope that was not the reason Jinx' name ended up being put up last night while I was asleep.

I do feel more relaxed especially because we're flying back tonight and I can go back to my flat and take a breather. I still have a week off work to decompress from the holiday.

Going forward in the game. I think Bethany wants to realign with us and I personally trust her. I didn't want anything breaking up our alliance anyway so. If we're able to mend fences then we can pick off the rest of tramoya but if we're not able to i've noticed how smart Jay Jay is very good at getting in between alliances. Jay Jay trusts me but I still have stronger alliances outside of her. I do feel bad that she always feels on the outs but i'm not sure what I can do about that especially because numbers are on the other side right now. For my own personal peace of mind and conscience I may have to reduce communication she's really good at convincing me.

Signing off ready for a change of environment.

Tyler Frazier

Okay…so me thinks Bethany may have voted Esteban out but that doesn’t make sense unless she was trying to keep the non men alliance in her pocket but also with all JayJay and champ have told me it just doesn’t make sense for it to have been Jayjay. Nothing makes sense but that’s okay I’m probably getting voted out next so I won’t have to deal with it long

Raffy

I feel like I am riding a high here. I did not expect that at all! So, basically, the plan all day was to get one of Champ, JayJay, or Arvin to vote with Trinica, Jinx, AJ, Toni, and me. Champ and JayJay were unwilling to vote with me, but Arvin expressed that he would have my back. I think that was due to a mix of Trinica and I having a close bond with Arvin which meant that he was more willing to keep us in the game. Then, the vote changes from Esteban to Bethany mid-day. I do not particularly know why it changed, but I know it changed. Maybe it is because Bethany would be an easier sell? I also think it was because Bethany had thrown out Arvin's name which meant that Arvin would be more willing to work with us if we told him.

During tribal council, Toni is asleep. I deadass thought my time in this game was over. This meant we did not have a majority, and I was not confident that Arvin would be willing to go to rocks for me. Also, after a last-minute scramble, the vote changed back to Esteban and I was VERY unsure whether Arvin would vote with us since the vote basically changed from under him. I felt that it made us sketchy. However, by whatever miracle, Arvin voted with us. The other side must have flipped their vote to Jinx. I was surprised. And a little upset since I did not want the only person I could fully trust to get voted out. When I saw that fifth vote for Esteban, I thought "Ok. We are going to a tie. Hopefully, I can convince Champ or JayJay to flip their votes as to not go to rocks." But I was very willing to go to rocks for Jinx all the same. However, when I tell you I was shook when that last vote for me came in! Whoever did that, whether by mistake or intention, I praise! They basically single-handedly sent Esteban out which is very good for my game.

Now, I am riding with the Hidra 4. I don't really know if they're in a tight alliance together, but if they are then I am more than willing to get 5th place for them. I am going to stick with them for as long as I can. Its time to be a loyal goat this game.

Jayjay

No matter with who or which way I vote I always seem to be on the wrong side of the votes which sucks especially feeling so sure going to tribal. I guess I should have known that tribal will never be that simple lol. Another day another challenge, which I am having to sit out due to a disadvantage cause curiosity killed the cat on the idol hunt. Now I will be sitting on the sidelines hoping and praying that votes don’t go my way for next tribal. 🤞🏻

Tyler Frazier

Idk I think I’m getting voted out

Trinica

Can't believe I didn't recognize What We Do in the Shadows, a show I've actually watched, but got the fucking Grey's Anatomy timestamp.

I'm okay with losing this one though. It's getting to the point where I think people are going to start talking and start realizing that I'm the one who told Raffy that JayJay told Bethany he had an idol, that I told JayJay Raffy was targeting her when I was the one who told him her name, that I've been pretending to feel dragged along on votes when I've essentially finagled every single person I wanted voted out. I think if not in this round, I'm going to be targeted very soon. But AJ is a bigger target, especially now that she's won immunity, so if I can survive this vote, I should be safe for a bit.

Now the question is, who to target for this next vote? Bethany is the obvious choice, but she may have an inkling already.

Tyler Frazier

I just wanna live in a world where 1. I know what’s going on and 2. I can have allies that like each other

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So obvi still upset that esteban is gone. It’s awful it’s the worst and I hate it but I’m trying to be optimistic and put a positive spin on it and thinking that maybe this’ll allow me to slip under the radar again? I mean I’m not really a threat and I’m trying to play up that Bethany (probably) flipped on me to make it seem like I’m alone and should be swooped up to make a move. Hopefully it works.

AJ

OHMYGOD I can't believe I won the challenge. I've never felt more relief going into a tribal council before. I'm so busy rn so not having to worry about my name being out there is fantastic.

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Idk what to think about this Tribal. I'm only hoping it goes the way we intend it to. Because at this point every tribal has gone the way I think it will so far. So idk. Praying

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I say praying a lot but I am in fact not religious

Tyler Frazier

Me fears bethany is toast so I’ll be losing my two closest allies back to back

Jayjay

So it seems the vote so far is for Bethany considering she’s playing both sides. As much as I wouldn’t be opposed I don’t know if that’s the move we should make rn and have an easy vote rather then going for someone who’s more of a threat like Raffy or jinx. However at this point I’m just trying to be on the right side of votes this time lol 😂

Tyler Frazier

No yeah bethany is absolutely screwed so at this point I’m just weighing out the advantages and disadvantages of giving her the sword. Pro - Bethany or Esteban can come back! Con - Hairie can come back, if I lose bethany and esteban my threat level is basically non existent, Champ will probably be mad at me.

Toni

Theme: Crossroads

There's so much game left to play but I feel incredibly secure in my current alliance with Jinx, Trinica. These 2 I trust above everything and I know the lines between game and real life have been blurred a few times but I genuinely feel that Jinx, Trinica and I have been able to connect in game and out of game. It feels like we're all working towards the same direction and bigger picture.

I've also come to realise how smart JayJay is which I love to see but genuinely my alliances are elsewhere. I love Tyler but because we don't talk game I don't feel any type of way if I had to vote him out. I'd just miss our chats haha. Equally with champ I wouldn't feel too bad because we don't talk as much. I guess we're at a crossroads right now of not knowing whether or not to burn certain bridges.

I feel a little bad for Arvin. I worry about him feeling included. I wonder if he's making genuine connections or whether he knows/thinks we all just talk to him to swing his vote - that can't feel good. Whenever I don't have to and he's online I do try not to talk to him about game but who knows his silence may just be the effects of time difference.

AJ is a huge worry in this game and has become a threat because she is really good at getting information out of me and asks very direct questions. She's also really good at directing a conversation and bending it to her will haha. AJ for president honestly. She's such a powerful player! I do think we'd need to vote her out soon though. <3

Signing off at peace with my game and my vote for the first time in a while. :)

Bethany

Honestly pretty sure it is me going home and I'm happy about that! Tyler is the only person who talks to me at all and I literally have been doomed this entire game since the swap and am surprised I even made it this far! My mental health is like so low right now because of irl things - nothing to do with the game and I simply do not have the energy.

I voted Raffy last round because I assumed that Jayjay and Champ felt fine with Arvin since they didn't express any worries and I didn't think he would flip! Champ is like taking it personally saying that I am insulting her intelligence by not owning up to voting Esteban WHEN I DIDNT EVEN VOTE ESTEBAN like this game is ridiculous, I don't even like relying on pregames, it feels like cheating in a way to me and I'm just over all of it. If Champ had not relied on our pregame relationship and had actually tried to be a good ally to Tyler and I on the swapped tribe, I would have never even been in that situation!! Her making Tyler/Esteban/I lie about who flipped did us 0 favors, only protected her, Jayjay and Raffy had no reason to like me after all that, it was suspicious asf "not knowing" who the fourth vote was, and it quite literally only protected her. So she can be mad at me all she wants, I quite honestly think it's ridiculous that I'm just expected to play everyone elses games and that me playing the game is being taken as insulting someones intelligence like it's just too far for me and I don't have the mental energy to deal with that.

AJ is claiming the Raffy vote and I have no idea why and like I literally just can't dig myself out of this hole so ya can't wait to go to pondy and ignore this game as much as humanly possible until ftc <3 Tyler wants to use the sword thing to have me do a battleback but I just don't even want to, I just want to not have to worry about this game anymore.

Raffy

Toni created an alliance chat between AJ, Jinx, Trinica, and me. I think this alliance is something I've been craving since Hairie got voted out. So, I am all good to ride to Final 5 with these people. Our plan right now is to split the vote between Bethany and JayJay. Trinica and AJ have been feeling wary about Bethany for a while now, but they fear that she may have an idol. Additionally, JayJay, Champ, and Tyler have all gone to people (who are not me) saying that they think Bethany flipped on them. They think that AJ voted me last tribal which means they also think Bethany voted Esteban. So, they seem to be of the mindset that Bethany cannot be trusted. Everyone has pushed to get Bethany votes by solidifying with Tyler, Champ, and JayJay. However, in case they are lying to use, our split plan has a win-win scenario. Two of us will vote for Bethany while four of us will vote for JayJay (I am including Arvin in here because the alliance trusts that they will have his vote for this tribal council). Arvin and Trinica will vote for Bethany. This means that either Bethany goes in a 5-4-1 or 5-5 (revote we just vote Bethany), Bethany uses an idol and JayJay goes, or (if JayJay, Champ, and Tyler are actually voting with Bethany have been tricking us) it goes to a 4-4-2 vote where we vote out JayJay. The one flaw of this plan is that we need Arvin to vote with us. If he doesn't, then the plan is toast. I do not think we'll tell him the intimate details of the plan. I think we are just saying to target Bethany. He should heave reason to vote for her considering she threw out his name last tribal AND everyone else is seemingly doing it. I am putting my faith in him again!

Tyler Frazier

So bethany and I have come to the conclusion that it’s probably best for me not to give her the sword and just cut my losses. Hopefully the rest of the players are willing tk recognize that I’m alone and pick me up as a number moving forward to take out the big players in the game like AJ, Jinx, and Raffy (Trinica is also on my radar, they’re really coming into their own as a player). But honestly my game since the start of merge has been god awful so…yeah.

Arvin Bentonon

Getting used to waking up at 5am just to know who are we voting for.

Jinx

they tried to kill me BUT IM STILL HERE!!!! (the name of the episode title this round when i get voted out)

Trinica

Omg not Bethany telling me she thinks I'm playing one of the best games and that she'd love to vote for me at final tribal!!!! That's both sweet and terrifying, my game is hinging on nobody noticing i'm playing a game ;__;

I feel like Bethany and I had a good real talk conversation tonight, knowing she's likely going home. She's such a good player and it's an honor to hear she thinks I'm doing well! I just hope she didn't tell anyone else (and I'm glad she didn't say my name at tribal, but oof @ her saying it's a member of OG Hidra and that she told them outright)

AJ

Not me getting anxious after Bethany's message in the chat while having immunity. Though I do worry now that I'll be a much bigger target, I do think it's alright for now since every 'betrayal' has been for the purpose of the core four of pink venom.

[the-astral-clump]

- -Introduction- -

hi! we’re the astral clump, welcome to our blog!

FYI we are-

a traumagenic proxy system

self dx autistic and adhd collectively

identify as queer and gender-fluid collectively many alters use microlables and xenogenders tho :3

all systems regardless of origin are welcome here and we’re going to try to keep this blog as safe for any system as we can <3

Who’s Talking? // Meet The Clump

Alex (he/they/it/xe) 💫 (front sticky, half host )

Lexi (they/xe) ⭐️ (autism creature, half host)

Sasha (he/she) 🌸 (nsfw alter, censored on here)

Malachai (he/they) 🕸 (demonhuman protector)

Sam/Creature (he/any) 🌿 (system parent, soother)

Mae/June (she/they/sun) 🍓 (the darlingest)

Bodie (it/pup) 🍬 (ageslider, irl golden retriever)

Elias (they/them) 🌧 (gatekeeper, angelhuman)

Dante (he/they) 🦇 (vampire wannabe)

Spencer (they/them) ☕️ (spencer reid fictive)

Eric (he/him) 👾 (shithead, adult man)

Star (he/they/it) 🐾 (little, irl german shepherd)

Ghost (he/it/rot/xy)🔪 (shithead 2.0)

Dean (he/they/?) 🗡️ (yes the one from spn)

Sammy (she/they/he/ve) 📸 (geekboy losergirl ☺️)

Cas (he/they/it/aer) 🪽 (angel)

Clover (he/they/bun/doe) 🐇 (certified silly boy)

Link (he/hym/bey) 🪴 (hyah!) (tloz link fictive)

Will (he/him) 🐕 (Will Graham)

Hannibal (he/they) 🩸 (he lives here now)

Misa (she/they/love) 💋 (rot girl hot girl)

Charlie (she/they/byte) 🍡 (AHHHHHH)

JayJay (she/it/boom) 💥 (hehehe)

Penny/PG (they/xe/pixel) 💾 (webs best friend)

^^ when we refer to fronting it’s more like co-fronting/blurring w Alex btw.

Also a disclaimer!

we mostly won’t engage in discourse but our general stance is fakeclaiming sucks, don’t be a dick to others bc u think their system “isn’t real”. block and move on. if you try to bring negativity onto this blog you will be blocked. -🕸️💫

DNI-

basic dni, fakeclaimers and syscourse seekers, people who uphold cringe culture.

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[wxniesrxse]

The Love Bracelet: James Birthday 🎂🎉

Happy Birthday to out dear James!!! 🎉🎂🥳🎊🎈

Synopsis: It’s his birthday and you went to his birthday party with his friends and family. However he couldn’t find you in crowd when they were giving him the presents.

" Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy dear James~ happy birthday to you!" JayJay immediately pushed James face against the cake purposely. James tried to hit him but JayJay run off while laughing. You walk towards him and help him wipe the cake's cream off his face. " enjoy the cake" you chuckled patting the back of his head. His friends, his family members, and you brought him a special for him. As James receive all his presents he was wondering where was yours. He looks around him to find you outside the balcony. He furrowed his eyebrows together in confusion. "Why is she over there?" He mumbled to himself.

He bowed to everyone and walk past them as he open the door of the balcony. " babe? Are you okay? Why are you away from us? From me?" He pouted as he back hugs you, wrapping his arms around your waist and resting his chin on your shoulder. " You know I do not like to be in crowded places but because it is your birthday I came here for you," you reach to caress his cheek behind you. " I have your gift right here in this tiny box, but I shy to give it to you in front of them because I also want...to say some things" you blushed while saying this.

James chuckled holding you closer to him. He looks at your side and smirk. "And what is it you're gonna tell me? Show me the gift?" He said softly. Your smile widens as you pull out a small box in front of him. "Open it up" you felt your heart feeling excited hoping he like it. He opens the box and sees two black bracelets in there. Both bracelets had a black little screen in the middle. " what's this?" He asks studying one bracelet. " it's a long-distance bracelet, in other words, it's a bond touch bracelet...I already got it to fix up, I choose your little light to be blue but you can always change it...mine is purple " you chuckled as you release a heavy breath. " basically whenever we're far from each other, and you miss me, and instead of texting or calling, tap the little screen and I'll get the vibration from it on my bracelet..." you explained.

You watch him how he was in awe with his bracelet and how it works. " oh my god! This is such a unique gift! And I like it! Thank you baby girl!" he holds you by your waist and picks you up as he twirls you around and kisses your lips softly. " I'm glad you liked it! I was struggling to think what I should give you! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!" You laughed. "YN, this is the best present ever!" He quickly kissed your cheek.

[stevesbipanic]

Overshare time!

tag 10 people you wanna know better!

thanks to @orpheusredux  for tagging me!

relationship status: Perpetually single but enough friends to keep me company

favorite color(s): Purple just cause its always been my favourite since I was a kid plus there’s lots of flowers i like that are kind of a light but still vibrant purple. Green is also a favourite cause I love forests so a nice deep dark green.

favorite food: pizza hands down, specifically homemade pizza since my family has a pizza oven so you know its gonna be good, plus every pizza is different so everyone can enjoy a pizza they like.

song stuck in my head: Chrissy Wake Up, by Schmoyoho and we all know why but Running Up That Hill (Deal with God) by Kate Bush also is stuck pretty deep in there for the same reason. My brain will just latch onto songs so quick.

last thing you googled: “eddie munson eyeliner” cause i had to show my friend what we were missing out on!

time: 8:40 am

dream trip: Rome/Florence/Naples in Italy

last book you read: Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston since I saw lots of people talking about how they're adapting it for a tv show or maybe it was a movie idk.

last book you enjoyed reading: Solitaire by Alice Oseman, Heartstopper got my into the comics which got me into her books and I love them!!

last book you hated reading: Cursed Child by J.K Rowling 100% do not support her but I do like Harry Potter so I read it and it was terrible.

favorite to cook/bake: pizza for cooking and gingerbread for baking, a lot of my friends are vegan so i have adjusted a lot of my baking recipes to be vegan

favorite craft to do in your free time: origami, making cranes while watching lectures helps me focus

most niche dislike: touching cheese, love cheese, cheese is great, can’t stand the feeling of the oil on my hands

opinion on circus(es): I definitely hate the idea of any animal in circuses so I like ones that are like Cirque du Soleil I guess as long as everyone is treated well which I know they aren't always in the performance industry.

do you have a sense of direction:  I’ve definitely gotten better since i was younger and moving to the city certainly helped BUT in general no, the GPS saves me a lot but i can get around my neighbourhood just fine alone.

tell us about you D&D character: Ok so she’s basic at times and a lil dimwitted but hey she never went to school so we gotta just accept she ain’t the brightest. I play a Woo Half-Elf Rogue named Allys. She's so cute, has a lot of trauma from her past but has an adoptive brother figure. I'll always add stuff to her randomly like we were in the library when I said that she never learner to read but she loves picture books and she tells people she's allergic to green apples but she just doesn't like them and she thinks rubber ducks are evil.

OK, please don't feel like you have to do this, i got tagged and just thought it would be nice to introduce myself since i suddenly have a lot of followers who i appreciate so much <3

@ftrmrs-ally-keofield @stevethehairington @steveheartington @steve-harringtons-slut @anaischp @to-be-deleted @realhellfireclub @jayjay-thejet-plane @screechwhisper @jesskier

[mauesartetc]

Will you be willing to redesign JayJay if you're up for it? She’s supposed to be a werewolf but she doesn't look like one, she just looks like an anthropomorphic wolf.

Like her legs are too animal like, there's not really anything human looking to her look that tells you she's a werewolf.

Oh, and the hell hounds are supposed to be wolf demons from what fans said so they're supposed to look the same, (which doesn't make sense since they’re supposed to be hellhounds and are dogs, which do have a variety of different looks and sizes).

I mean I'm trying to stick to more current characters, but if I redesigned JayJay, the wolf and human elements would be merged in a way that looks natural but still unique. I liked how they handled that with Lupin in the Harry Potter films. So y'know, something in a similar vein, but more cartoony.

And yeah, they're called hellhounds for a reason, people, and that reason is an easy gateway to more interesting designs. The hellhounds don't even do anything that wolf-like in the show. Where's the howling? Where's the traveling in packs? Where's the hunting instinct? If you're going to make your characters look this basic, at least give them some species-accurate behaviors.

[darlin-anon]

[tw: rape]

[so basically, c!ash paid jayjay to kidnap boo, and it worked a whole load of shit happened, c!ash was abusive, and raped boo, the plot is fucked, i know. C!ash got pissed and smashed boo’s head into a wall causing them to loose their memories, and then c!ash called quinn to heal boo. boo got healed but something happened and she didn't get her memories back. c!ash then tried to convince boo that he was her fiancé instead of reese, and then tried to put himself in reese’s place. boo talked to leto and almost had a mental breakdown because she couldn’t trust herself and then reese showed up, c!ash did too and then more shit happened but I’ll explain that later too.] [LORE TIME!!!!] well my fiancé is good friends with yours

-❤️‍🔥

Well isn’t that nice! so um, how come i havent seen you around the chaos house?

[maybeimamuppet]

day 17: making gingerbread houses

day seventeen!! what the actual hell how is it already this late in the month?? anyway.

we’re back to their ages not being important!! cady is ~21 and janis is ~22. but imagine whatever you want.

enjoy!!

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“Jayjay?”

“Mm?”

“What’s a gingerbread house?” Cady asks, wiggling her way into Janis’ hold as Janis is in the process of waking up from a nap. Janis opens one eye to peek at what she’s up to and gives a small smile.

“Exactly as it sounds.”

“A house? Made of gingerbread?” Cady asks, tilting her head. “That doesn’t sound very safe.”

“They’re tiny, Cads, they’re like… this big,” Janis chuckles, holding her hands up to show the rough dimensions. “Not to live in.”

“Oh.”

“You wanna make one?” Janis asks knowingly, wrapping her arms tighter around her love to hold her closer.

“Can we?” Cady asks eagerly. Janis chuckles and kisses her forehead.

“Yeah. Come on, let’s go buy some kits to put together.”

Cady flies out of bed and out the door with a squeal, but comes shuffling back to change out of her pajamas. Janis laughs again and kisses her cheek when Cady pops her head out of her pajama shirt. “I love you.”

“I love you too,” Cady grins, turning her head to kiss Janis’ cheek as well.

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“Why do we need more candy?” Cady asks as Janis leads her to the candy aisle. “I wanna go make ‘em.”

“We will,” Janis says. “Promise. But the kits never have enough candy to do what you want to. We need more supplies.”

“Oh.” Cady says. “Can we get some just to eat too?”

“Sure, Peanut,” Janis chuckles. “l’m not gonna say no.”

“Yay,” Cady says, doing a little tap dance and adding some Kit-Kats into their basket. She stops suddenly and goes very quiet.

“What’s the matter?”

“I don’t know your favorite candy,” Cady says sadly. “I’m supposed to know this stuff.”

“Oh,” Janis says. “I don’t know yours either, baby, it’s okay. I like… basically any chocolate, really. And I like coffee flavored stuff too. Just nothing with dark chocolate or peanut butter.”

“What about caramel? These are coffee flavored,” Cady says, pointing to a pack of Werther’s.

“I love those,” Janis nods. Cady adds some to the basket as well.

“What does Damian like? We should get some for him too,” Cady says.

“He likes fruit stuff,” Janis says. “Jolly Ranchers, that kinda thing.”

“Ooh,” Cady says, taking a pack and adding them in too.

“What’s your favorite?”

“Kit-Kat,” Cady replies quietly, pointing to the bag in their basket. “Because it’s what you call me.”

“Aww,” Janis says. “That’s cute. Okay, we need, like, mints and those gross gumdrop things.”

Cady simply holds the basket, allowing her girlfriend to run around and pick the gingerbread house decorations they need. Janis also grabs a few pouches of colored icing just for fun.

“Ready?” Cady asks when she adds the last pouch. Janis roots through the basket to double check that they have everything and nods. Cady reaches to take her hand and lead them to check out. “I’m excited.”

“I am too,” Janis chuckles. “Should we have a competition?”

“No,” Cady whines. “You’re all… artsy. And I’ve never made a gingerbread house before.”

“I’ll go easy on you,” Janis offers. “How about…” She leans in to whisper something in Cady’s ear. Cady’s eyebrows shoot up her forehead in shock.

“Jay!”

“You in?”

“Fine,” Cady squeaks. “I’m gonna win.”

“Mm, we’ll see about that,” Janis hums, kissing Cady’s neck. “I think we both prefer when I win.”

“Stop it. You absolute heathen.”

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“So how does it work?” Cady asks confusedly, staring at her box. Janis tears into hers and pulls out on the parts.

“There’s instructions, but you just kind of… do it. Use the icing to glue the walls together and make sure it stands, then stick on the roof. Then decorate.”

“Oh.” Cady says. “Sounds simple enough.”

“Just wait, Peanut, just wait.”

Cady quickly learns what Janis means by that. Profanities come out full force about five minutes into the process as their fingers wind up covered in the strange, overly-sweet icing instead of their precious walls.

“Every goddamn year,” Janis huffs, trying to glue hers to the cardboard base first instead of sticking the walls to each other. “It’s always like, ‘oh, let’s make a gingerbread house! Such a fun family holiday activity!’ and then someone winds up in tears and the house is just a pile of cookies and the whole family resents each other.”

“…Are you okay?”

“Fine,” Janis grumbles, taking another pass with the icing. Once she finally sticks the walls up, she looks to see her girlfriend with a nearly perfect house. Completely standing, the roof attached, and it’s clearly quite sturdy; given that it withstood Janis bumping the table a few times in frustration. “What the hell, Cads, how is yours so good?!”

“I read the instructions,” Cady says like it’s obvious, grabbing a green Life Saver and gluing it above the gingerbread door like a little wreath. “It’s not so hard if you’re patient. You just have to give the icing time to set up.”

Janis grumbles under her breath, the only intelligible words being ‘instructions’ and ‘patient, my ass’. Cady giggles and continues decorating her house while Janis struggles through trying to get hers up.

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“Do you want help, lovely?” Cady asks after about a half hour. She’s made a remarkable amount of progress. She used some cereal (borrowed from Damian. She can pay him back later.) to make roof tiles, used what remained of her icing to make icicles hanging from the roof, made a delightful walkway out of sprinkles, and is currently using some wafer cookies to make window shutters.

Janis looks between Cady and her pile of sad cookies on the table a few times, and rests her head on the table with a groan. “Yes please.”

Cady giggles and gently pushes her house to the side. Janis scoots closer to her and brings her ‘house’ over for observation. “Love, you just put the icing in the wrong place. It should be on this edge, not all the way out here. Nothing touches this edge.”

“Oh.” Janis says sheepishly. Cady helpfully puts the used icing back in the piping bag and pipes it in the proper place. Miraculously, being given the proper time to set and being put in the correct place does mean Janis’ house is now standing and sturdy. “Man.”

“There! See, no need for resentment,” Cady grins. They wait a few minutes just to make sure the icing is completely set up and the house won’t collapse before Janis can start decorating. “Have at it, mpendwa.”

“Thank you Caddy,” Janis says sheepishly. Cady leans in to kiss her cheek as she resumes decorating her own house.

“You’re welcome, Jellybean. Hey, look, it’s you!”

Janis flushes scarlet as Cady holds up one of the jellybeans she’s using to make some stepping stones. Cady giggles again.

“Fine, I’ll stop teasing. I love you.”

“I love you too,” Janis squeaks.

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“Aaaaaand… done!” Cady says as she puts the last little peppermint where she wants it. “What do you think?”

Janis looks up from her own creation to see Cady’s. Cady went very traditional, but took everything a step above and beyond. The level of detail is truly remarkable, down to a little pretzel stick log pile. “Cute! Not bad for your first one, babes.”

“Oh my god, Janis,” Cady laughs in shock when she sees what her girlfriend has done. “What is yours?!”

“Gingerbread haunted house,” Janis explains, gesturing to her black icing covered monstrosity. She made ‘snow’ out of some desiccated coconut, and completed it with red icing to be ‘blood spatters’. There’s little frosting candles hanging from the roof, and even a tiny haunted maze in the backyard.

“It’s… nice,” Cady says. “Very you.”

“Thanks,” Janis says. “Should we have an impartial judge?”

“Do we really need one?”

“Yeah. Mine is clearly the best,” Janis scoffs. Cady giggles and nods.

“Okay then. Damian!”

“What?!” Damian calls from his room.

“Can you come here, please? We need you!” Cady replies.

Damian comes shuffling down the hall clad in his Elsa onesie and munching on a bag of pretzels he had stolen from their decorations. “What?”

“We need a judge for our gingerbread house competition,” Janis explains, pointing to their beautiful creations. Damian makes a noise of understanding and comes to assess. He observes each from a variety of angles, crouching down to the table level and spinning them around to see all the detail.

“Mm. I see.” he hums after several anxious minutes. “Well, they’re both good. But I think the real winner, is…” He stands back up and pulls something off the top of the fridge. “Mine.”

“Oh good god,” Janis laughs upon seeing his entirely rainbow house. “How long did that take you?”

“I am not taking questions at this time.”

“Understandable,” Cady laughs, looking curiously at the house in his hands. “But, like, if you had to pick a winner between ours, who would it be?”

“Janis,” Damian says. “No, obviously, Caddy. Not that yours isn’t good, Janjan.”

“Nah, I get it,” Janis sighs. Cady winks at her with an excited but almost concerning glint in her eye. “Man.”

“What, did you guys have a bet or something?”

“You could say that,” Cady smirks. Damian looks at her expectantly, so she whispers it in his ear.

“Oh my god, eww!”

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hope you enjoyed!! see you tomorrow!

[jaythinksthings]

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