#she's a weird kid and her mom is probably just as weird

[vickythefamiliar]

The (chaos) Coven

This is me, a tarantula on the "Witches Road"

At first I wanna say I did not understand why the hell Rio played along with Agatha... It was soooo exhausting omg.

But nvm, I spend way too much time with these witches so here is my opinion on each one of them:

Jennifer

Jennifer? Oh, she’s something else. The ‘all-business, no-nonsense’ vibe is impressive, I’ll give her that.

She’s sharp, like she’s always three steps ahead of everyone, and her wardrobe? Immaculate. I’m convinced she could outdress the apocalypse. She’s got this energy that either makes you want to follow her into battle or stay ten feet away at all times.

I don’t dislike her, but let’s just say she’s not the first person I’d share my cookies with.

Lilia

When I first met Lilia, I thought: Finally, a grandma! She probably bakes nonstop and has a secret stash of cookies somewhere. Wrong. So wrong.

She’s feisty, unpredictable, and somehow always ten steps ahead. Honestly, it’s unsettling.

That said, I’ve gotta admit, her vibe is kind of iconic. The hair? A masterpiece. The whole ‘hippie meets mystical grandma meets chaotic freak’ aesthetic? Approved.

But seriously, Lilia, if you do have cookies, stop holding out on me. Sharing is caring.

Alice

Alice... Where do I start? She’s got this whole ‘the world is against me’ thing going on. Honestly, it’s a little exhausting.

Like, girl, maybe your mom wrote that ballad for a reason other than just to mess with you. Ever think of that? No? Didn’t think so.

But underneath all the eye rolls and melodrama, there’s something real there. She just hasn’t figured herself out yet. She’s a work in progress, I guess.

Cookies for her? Maybe once she chills out. Maybe.

Billy/ Teen/ Wiccan (whatever)

Ah, the prodigy with an attitude. Kid’s got power, no doubt about it, but he’s also got that ‘I know better than everyone else’ vibe. Which, honestly, is kind of funny coming from someone who can barely handle his own magic.

But I’ll give him this—he’s determined. He’s like a little storm in the making, and you can’t help but want to see where it’ll go.

Would I share my cookies with him? Maybe, if he asks nicely.

Agatha... (I call her "the ex-wife I didn’t sign up for")

Agatha? Don’t even get me started. She’s powerful, no doubt, but it’s like she’s always trying to out-drama everyone in the room. She’s got this weird mix of arrogance and insecurity, and honestly, it’s exhausting.

Like, she’ll act like she’s got everything under control, but then, boom, she's throwing a tantrum because Rio didn’t call her back.

But hey, gotta admit, she’s got style—witchy, eccentric, a little unhinged. Honestly though, I'm just here for the chaos.

On the other hand she broke my mistresses heart more than once so I said it before and I say it again: If you're Agatha Harkness - LEAVE.

No cookies for her.

That's it. That's the post!

-🕷💚

[immortalityforthegoddess]

Can you do one with gun and a younger sister when they were little and they are rough play fight? They playing rough with each other and their mom couldn’t stop them. So their dad had to step in and stop them.

𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐬

Thank you so much for your request love!

I had fun with this😌

You and your older brother gun were fighting, why? Because that fat bitch ate your snack. After his snack!

So now you and gun were now on the floor, bearing the ever living shit out of each other awhile your poor mother, somi tried her best to intervene. "Both of you cought it out right now!"

She yelled, northern you or gun cared to listen to hear so neither of you could hear her. Somi already tried to rip them a part but ended up getting bitten somehow.

"GUN YOU FAT FUCK! YOU ATE MY SNACK, ADMIT IT DAMMIT!", You shouted as both of you continued to roll around on the floor, " YEA AND SO WHAT, NOT LIKE YOU NEEDED IT!"

Gun and you kept throwing insult after insult, punch after punch, all while somi was just done and sat as you two, killed each other over food. Both of you are fat fucks in her opinion.

As somi sat there, she heard the door open and foot steps Arpouch, when she looked it was her husband, Shinegn. He didn't acknowledge her say first, keeping his eye on his children who now, looked like they have been through world War 1 and 2.

"Why haven't you stopped them?" He asked, she simply gave a bored look and said "tried, one of them bit me so.", shinegn hummed, " why are they fighting?"

"Over food."

Shinegn looked like it took a moment for what she just said to register in his mind, "there fight each other over...food?", did he hear her right? There's no way he heard her right. " Yes, food.",

There's no doubt in shingens mind he has some weird ass kids. Who fights over food when there an entire house full of it? After a moment he stepped forward to his children and walk over to them.

As you and gun shouted insults at each other, suddly both were lifted off the ground and now in the air. Both stopped fighting out of confusion and looked over to there father and both froze.

"...hi daddy... ", was all you could muster, gun didn't speak at all. Shingen looked between his daughter and than his son. Both had red marks and scratches all over them.

"Stop it."

Was all shinegn needed to say before he put both of them back on the ground, somi watch as you and your brother ran out of that room fathers than light itself. She looked back over to her husband. He looked annoyed, and probably was.

"Little brats."

Was all he said as he walked out, somi let out a low chuckle, he most certainly was correct. You and gun were basically little demons.

[werehamburglar]

can't believe mom of the year bridget von brandt named her daughter annabelle "worm" morgenstern after a piano playing robot with a pinocchio complex that she thought was neat

[cuteniarose]

Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

[yuridovewing]

sorry to post a negative wof thing but sometimes i remember the “morrowseer is moonwatcher’s dad but no one knows or cares, its just this quirky trivia thing” bit and get irrationally frustrated. like if you didnt have any ideas on what to do with that tui then you couldve just. not done it.

[impostorsshow]

I would never have thought that playing Disney: Dreamlight Valley would make me ship Merlin and Ursula but here we are they're definitely a divorced couple you cannot change my mind

[corvidclub]

Ok so ik that fanfiction often requires characters to act ooc but I've seen multiple (tbf like 3) accidental pregnancy fics in the bear tag....and I just want to have my own 'he wouldn't fucking say that moment' and say that there is not a single universe in which Sydney Adamu would ever carry an unwanted pregnancy to term. If the concept of abortion didn't exist my girl would invent it to not have to do that shit lol.

[coffeebanana]

not to talk about grey's anatomy on main but the early seasons of that show are so precious to me

[c4ts4ndstuff]

tumblr still hasn't given me access to polls because they know i would never make a decision on my own again 😔

[wereh0gz]

feeling vibes. not sure what kind of vibes but they sure are vibes

[mrfoox]

Kinda wish my family was ya know... More tight-knit

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

When you form your own grid on top of the grid it doesn't mean the owner of the Grid can't come Knocking

[dreamedfyre-a]

hear me out i don't think he.laena would like to fight but "she's not prepared to fight" ain't it none of them were 🙏

i don't think she's made for battle! she'd hate it there! i just think if you look at the dragonriders none of them except da.emon had actually been in combat before the war. and if you look at women in general, even dragonriders aren't said to be warriors generally speaking (in the sense of trained at arms). vis.enya is noteworthy bc she's an exception

idk i just think it's interesting to put it into perspective. some of the dragons had seen battle before but most of the riders had not

[fingertipsmp3]

Just sitting here eating breadsticks in the calm before the storm tbh

[awomanswrath]

Vent lol