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If someone told past, living, human Gangle that she would be killed by a cult then go on to marry a literal demon with a sentient snake leg. How would she react?
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#ask box stuff#lab asks#gangle#monster labs au#tadc monster labs au#doodles tag#she’s not good at skateboarding#went home and cried 10/10#not canon
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License to Kitty.
#dungeon meshi#izutsumi#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#I still stand by my tags on the Izutsumi character study piece I did in January - but I will repeat myself on a few lines here:#I *really* love this character. I love that all of the dungeon meshi crew are complicated and have difficult to love components.#But Izutsumi is a particular kind of hard to love. I foresee a lot of people being turned off by her abrasiveness and lack of teamwork.#She is very self-centered and openly goes against what the party agrees on.#She's a picky eater in a story that is 50% about eating good and healthy food!#It is in part about her growth but admittedly even *then* she remains rather true to her self-centeredness.#Even though she isn't as nice or funny or compassionate as the others...Izutsumi is still someone worth loving.#Even the more difficult people are someone worth loving.#And those people in turn are people who have something and someone they love.#She may be a girlcat but she is the most human of them all.#I hope that if you are an anime only watcher and are feeling put off by her at the moment; you'll give her a chance.#By the way: *yes* I worked very hard to draw that skateboard pose. It was worth it.#EDIT: HAPPY 500th POST OF POORLY-DRAW-MDZS!!! What a comic to commemorate the milestone with!
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Bruce: now, for the last part of this meeting
Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie, Damian, Cass, and Duke: ?
Bruce: -turns around to bring up a power point presentation, the title card of which just reads 'Please Be Normal About Tim'-
Bruce: -turns back around-
Bruce: ...Tim why are you the only one still here
Tim: I just like power point presentations
#Jason keeps beating up Tim and then chasing him around trying to get him to join him#including AFTER Tim kicked him directly in the balls#he had a whole murder board about Tim when he was stalking him#Damian also keeps trying to beat up/kill Tim and prove he is the 'superior Robin'#Dick is generally pretty chill but he and Tim have a history of getting into shenanigans together#also Dick has a tendency to go a bit feral when Tim is involved and hurt#Stephanie once said Tim had a 'bad case of the Stephs' and while I love that for her absolutely not#Cass neither wants to kill Tim nor be romantically entangled with him#which is good!#but like Dick she also goes along with his plans without as many follow up questions as she should probably have#and by 'as many' I mean 'any'#she pretended to stab him through the chest to throw off a bunch of assassins#and I'm pretty sure she didn't question a single second of it#Tim just turned to her like 'I have a fake sword and I need you to pretend to kill me with it'#Cass just gave a thumbs up with no follow-up questions#Duke#my beloved#I know he and Tim don't interact much in canon#but in my heart I feel he would not be normal about Tim either#like regular ass Tim Drake figuring out Batman's secret identity and deciding to just become Robin because Gotham and Batman need it?#attaching rockets to a skateboard to get around?#coming up with insane and convoluted plans and consistencies that don't make sense to anyone else?#plans and contingencies that WORK?#Duke would see Tim as aspirational and go along with whatever insane bullshit nonsense he comes up with just to see what happens#he would 100% be down for whatever Tim has planned and would absolutely feed into it#he just wants to crank that little chaos gremlin up to eleven and watch him go#Bruce is desperate to keep them from interacting in any capacity for longer than thirty seconds at a time because HE KNOWS#HE KNOWS what will happen if they ever team up#it's why he put them on separate shifts#for the record Bruce ALSO had to sit through this presentation
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“Jason’s so rebellious”, “he’s the problem child” bro is NOT. He THINKS he is. But if anything he’s the kiss ass child trying to seem cool and rebellious. He’ll blow up a building and immediately be like “did Bruce see that?” “Did he see how rebellious I am??” “What’d he say???”. Rebellious my ass.
#He’s not really the cool antihero the fandom and even some comics claim he is#When dick rebelled he cut off Bruce however he could to be with the titans#not a expert on Tim but I think he did something similar or at least did the basic#Spray paint and skateboarding type of rebellion#But no Jason has some dumbass ideology which just happens to clash perfectly with his dads#And also gives him room to monologue about how he has daddy issues#(He doesn’t)#(At least not from Bruce)#All he does is care what Bruce thinks#In a strange filial version of the girl asking if the guy she’s “not into” mentioned her#And no I don’t think Bruce’s moral code is good#But people claiming Jason’s is better don’t understand that#“I just kill bad people”#Isn’t a sustainable solution#And can be heavily influenced by personal biases#Jason todd#i guess it’s kinda#anti jason todd#batman#red hood#dc comics#P-14c
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i know cars are Scary but if you're on wheels you belong on the street :) the only exception to this rule is if you are literally a child. i am not responsible for what happens to you if you zoom by my herding dog on roller blades
#FOR REAL SHE KNOCKED OVER AN OLD MAN#I FELT SO BAD BUT I WAS ALSO LIKE HEY WHAT THE FUCK?#she was at the very very end of her self control#there had already been 2 bikes (being walked) 1 e scooter 1 wheelchair and a skateboard#and i saw them All and redirected her with a treat and she was So Good#but the roller blades came on too fast and I didn't see him in time#everyone in like at the ice cream shop looked at us like that meme of people at a party staring at the camera uncomfortably#TTOTT#op
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Yippee!! The vet says my cat is in extremely good health for her age!
#we havent gotten her blood work done yet BUT#a:shes very spry#and b: shes back to the weight she started at six months ago!#which while still a bit too light is very good bc she was WAY too skinny#we have to put her on an appetite stimulant lol and that shit works!!#tldr my cat os basically those like cool as hell 80 year old women that are really into skateboarding
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Episode 8 I am so scared....
#mel magical girl transformation.... her mother's weapon... christ... mel will save them all vi step aside!!#this is so funny... mel with her bodysuit and golden bodypaint walking thru the valley with her new pet crow.... slay#SINGED WILL CONTROL VIKTOR???? AND VANDER??? AMBESSA ENOUGH! VIKTORS VOICE OMG!!#LORIS REMINDING VI OF VANDER NOOOOO I KNEW THIS WAS COMING!!! CAILTYN TAKING MADDIES HAND AWAY FROM HER AKDJSK#arrested jinx???? OH MY GOOOD JINX!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HER PUPILS ARE SO WIDE SHES SO OUT OF IT#YES CAITLYN END THE CYCLE!!!!! they repaired the council table with golden stuff.... YES JAYCE FINALLY REALIZED!!!! OOF NOT THE BEST MOMENT!#UPSIDE DOWN KISS COME ON!!! Viktor realizing too that it has been all jayces fault.... this is so sad.... what a breakup#silco talking to jinx about breaking the cycle... he became a hallucination too.... not so bad like the others thats inch resting#THE HUG NOOOOOOO YOU DESERVE TO BE WITH HER????? SHES GONNA DIEEEEEEE NOOOOOOO VI AGAIN IN PRISON UNABLE TO SAVE HER SISTER!!!!!#theres no good version of me after we just fucking saw it im gonna be sick.... SEVIKA AND THE FIRELIGHT GUY IN THE COUNCIL ROOM??#what tf are you wearing jayce.... an outsider force putting an end to a civil war who woulda thot.... OMG THE PARALEL TO THEIR FIRST MEETING#WHAT THE HELL!!! NOT IN THE PRISON CELL!!!! AFTER VI JUST TOLD HER THAT??? AKDJAKSJ CAITLYN HOLD YOURSELF!!! my god i need a pause#vi does look so good from the back.... but my god why are they doing this now akdjsksjk maddie is upstairs akdhaksn WHYYYYYYY NOW????#no WAYYYYY WE GOT HER BACK TATTOO REVEAL NOW!!!!!! WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELLL OH MY GOOOOOD VIIIII GOING DOWN AND LOOKING UP THANK YOU GOD!!!!AAA#cait laughing... girl i would too... that was all so detailed too like damn... vi was amazed by the Kirammountains....#so thats it... can i be honest.... a little too unemotional.... like their kiss was something else entirely....#but this is vi just going DAMN!!! RIGHT NOW!!! and pouncing... which i understand but their bed scene... come on.. i needed to cry with this#so no talk about reconciliation..... *throws phone on the floor and jumps in skateboard and breaks it in half*#vander dying with viktors humanity..... and sky.... viktor getting his mask.... my god.... and vander losing his memories.... should we all#talking tag#watching arcane season 2#watching arcane#you know i understand caitlyn admited she was manipulated and what vi said about second chances but.... apologies please.....#oh now i get it she sent the guards to the gates so jinx could escape..... alright alright... i thought she did that only so they could fuck#well vi did follow her sisters advice and got with her i guess akdhaksjak which okay is nice bc she said she didn't need to feel guilty#about being happy.... alright i understand now *viktors voice*#alright i was slow my bad... vi pounced on her bc she is just so grateful that she let jinx go and cailtyn did let go of her anger.... aight
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Things I am looking forward to at the Olympics: Men's Skateboarding finals, Australian swim team, someone beating men's USA basketball and I hope Sha'carri Richardson wins something because I think she's cool. Has Zlatan Imbrahimovic randomly turned up yet though lol.
#sha'carri richardson#olympics#paris 2024#she reminds me of Flo Jo with all the nails and fancy hair and everything#japan are so good at skateboarding#i mean we know this but i'm surprised every time
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finally got around to doing this! bambi's my mc for all yan games, but here's her design for @14dayswithyou specifically! more details under the cut (tw for burn scar) ♥
also rare jpeg of bambi when she finds out ren was just a persona and he's been lying to her the whole time:
#i like to think bambi's hairstyle is like.. haruko insp. bc she thinks his design is very gender#but in a way that's sneaky and appropriate for work#so when she sees ren for the first time she's like *spiderman pointing meme*#she also just recently picked up skateboarding since returning to corland bay and is NOT good at it#getting to an from work without embarrassing herself in someway is doable but nothing more complicated than that#mc: bambi#14dwy#14 days with you#my art#also her whole vibe is like.. she seems very put together#but it's mainly because her coping mechanisms#are things people associate with people who have their shit together#like she stress cleans#100% will show up at her friends' apartments#when she's had a bad day and clean everything#if she's already cleaned her own house#exercises A LOT but it can get to a point where#people are like#okay there's something a little wrong with u huh#like that calvin and hobbes strip where the dad is like#what could be better than a saturday 6 mile run at dawn in 20 degree weather followed by a big bowl of plain oatmeal and dry toast#or the one where he's out biking during a blizzard#when she lived in the city she also did wrestling and she LOVED being a heel#i def think she'd like to keep doing that but she's still settling into life back at corland bay and not sure if they have much of a#wrestling scene there#anyway all that to say she's very that meme that says fuck yoga i need to break a car with a hammer#very put together looking but one bad day away from throwing all of her dishware out the apartment window
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why is margot robbie literally harley quinn
#i want to see margot skateboarding down the road to her office wearing her smart work clothes and carrying film scripts#margot robbie#this one deserves to go in the tag i know i post a lot of bullshit but this is a really good one#why is she like this i love her#to be fair i said harley but this is literally also barbie#barbie would do a five minute skateboard to work
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#the day was going so well until my mom decided to be mean to me for no reason in a piblic space where i was already feeling scared and over#stimulated. i wanted to try out the skateboards in decathlon but there were too many people and i got scared. and my mom suddenly said that#the skateboard that she was going to buy for me after/on my birthday. she had decided to buy now. since we were alr in theshop and i said no#way bec i hadnt decided which one i wanted yet and i was soo panicked. and then after some time when id calmed down a bit and was gonna try#to skate anyways she started questioning me abt when i planned on peacticing and where i was gonna do it and i obviously just started saying#things that i thought she would approve of. and then she told me i didnt have the time management skills or resolve to make it work. and she#just kept on passive aggressively bullying me until i just couldnt do it anymore and i told her i wanted go leave the store bc she was#spoiling the mood. and then she started bullying me louder and she told me to stop blaming her bc she was only asking me a question and she#didn't want to waste any more money on things that i wasnt gonna do even though ive wanted a skateboard for years now and have been actively#asking her for months. and i just lost my emergy and my appetite and i wanted to leave the mall and go home but insteaf she gook us to a#bagel place that ive been trying to get her to take us even though i felt like throwing up before we even left the mall and i told her i#didnt want to go there. and my brother even told her that she was ruining things for everyone. and he still ended up blaming me in the end.#but whatever. i kept getting flashbacks to insanely traumatic moments where shed yelled at or bullied me or cornered me or tried to#embarass me in public. and this is most likely my last year at home. and my last year of childhood. and its all going to be remembered in my#brain as underwhelming and depressing and mostly horrible. and im going to leave home and never cone back and my last year at home is going#to be just as shitty as every other year and ill just have to deal with that and try to build something good and new and kind when i leave#she shouldnt speak to her own children like this. she shouldnt be looking for reasons to make things miserable for me all the time like this#i should study. my head hurts. my entire body hurts so bad#delete later
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As my high school history teacher used to say, on an almost daily basis, “NOTES!”
Picture it shouted by a grinning fellow with a tan complexion, a graying ponytail, and a goatee to match. You are a high schooler listening to lectures and watching documentaries, and your final test will involve writing an essay on this stuff, and he knows that the only lifeline you have to keep from forgetting all of it is that notebook in front of you.
You may not know how to describe his accent or his ethnicity, because he gives a different answer each time someone asks, to the point where it’s become a running joke that he was born on a flying boat over China, but you do know this: he wants you to succeed.
And you do that by taking “NOTES!!!”
#have a meme from my life#RIP Mr Nugent#he died the year after I graduated but he is cheering you on#writing motivation#he actually gave my best friend's mom a straight answer about where he was from#but she forgot#much to our dismay#anyway the best guess is Peru#I met his son later#looked exactly like him just 20 years younger#uncanny#also his wake involved like a hundred people at a teen center/concert hall with skateboard ramps and graffiti on the walls#he was the good kind of eccentric#memorable
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#it's crazy how I've seen more chris cole since his wife posted about him beating on her than I ever have before#whitney cummings is such a good example of the nutjob women I post ab...................#like here is whitney cummings#sure u might think she's unfunny or annoying or whatever#but at the end of the day she deserves better than some dude who just got exposed for beating his wife and stealing her name#all bcos she's an aging single mom and he rides skateboards#“how does this appear to people?” “no I meant that I'm w a skateboarder not that I'm w a wife beater.......”
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ohh i do Not like my hair being wet ouhrrr
#just me hi#Ouhrrrrrrrr#It's just a bad sensation but it's hard to describe Why#I like water and I like being in it but I hate it On My Head after I'm out of it. Sigh!#Don't like touching it either. My hair is gross when wet <///3#I just outta the shower so the damp sufferings have commenced lmfshv#//also been thinking about how I say words because I have been TEASED. For saying water funny hfbshc#It really does come out like 'woerder' but in a subtle why lol#n 'shawr' (shower). which I think Must be more common but I think it's fun :3#n milk is pronounced 'mewk' but again; subtly hfhs#Siblings are barely starting to catch on.. quick i need to add more before they find all of them kfhsvdc#those are the most common ones anyway :)#//anyway watched gladiator before the shower it was good 💥#Also watched a movie while doing the inks to my last piece called uhhh sanctified I think ? It's a western n it's on yt for free so#That one was good too i liked the character death by the tree [<- purposefully vague]#I have questions but nobody has answers so I'll spin them to myself kfshvfh#//also thinking abt how i cannot just blast all my affection for someone in a condensed beam straight into their brain :(#Like it's just in my heart. And I'm sposed to hold it there until I figure out how to get it out#Which is okay. Ig that leaves eternity to try to find out how to tell and show#Sigh. yea :)#//also my youngest siblings are learning to skate !!!!!#I'm so prouddddddddddd blooooo [on the ground]#The youngest Finally got the hang of moving around and she's figured out how to turn when she's going a bit quick !!! Hey !!!#i taught the two of them how to do little jumps to avoid cracks in the pavement and Yea#The older one got a hang of moving Real quick!! I'm thinking he might like learning to do jumps at some point so I'll ask our other brother#Abt that :33#He was p good at jumps and tricks :D I remember this one time during open street in Detroit they had these ramps for skateboarders I think#And he was just Flying off of them#It was cool :D#//ANYWHO. I can sincerely talk abt my siblings all day but they would be so mad at me if I bragged abt them so KFVSH
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she was a skater boi she said see you later boi 😎
[ Image Description: A drawing of a doggirl shakily standing on a skateboard while a catgirl holds onto her arms for support. The catgirl is saying, “That's it. Good girl. I've got you.” the doggirl is thinking to herself, “Good girl? Good girl! Good girl! Good Girl!” while wagging her tail and blushing in response. End ID. ] ID by @boy-defined
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Realized i can also make sherbet a prsk player / vocaloid fan . Just another thing shes like weirdly good at
#text pose#weirdly as in every time u see her in some kind of game or competition you find out about some kind of skill she has#capture the flag? how can she climb trees like that and be so quiet. getting meals ready? how did she make a sandwhich so much better than#any sandwhich youve ever tried. basketball?#ok she doesnt actually like basketball or plays it much but she can spin a ball on her finger so good and impressively#she’ll show you the coolest finger skateboard tricks youve ever seen
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