#she’s my babie cousin actually but that’s my lil sis you know
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milkpansa-archive · 2 years ago
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my babie sister is going through her first break up and she’s so sad it is breaking my heart
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scenariosofkonoha · 5 years ago
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Hi could I get some headcanons please and thank you. Shisui with a younger sister aka the reader. Bonus if the reader had the slightest crush on itachi when she was younger. I hope this isn't to much.
Shisui having a little sister- ugh yes, please. 
I like to assume the Shisui would have a sis who is like 1 maybe 2 years younger. 
Shisui gets like a B- (MAYBE a B) in the brother grade, because he loves his lil sis and will protect her, but he can also be a piece of SHIT to her. Some people romanticize having an older brother, and just forget that lil sis is a prime target for all their shenanigans. 
When they were kids, Shisui played jokes on her and taunted her a lot, and lil sis wanted to end him on a daily basis. As they got older, they sort of chilled out? Not really, they still taunted each other, but they became a lot closer and relied on each other a lot. 
I say all that, but they actually have a very stable and functional brother/sister dynamic. It just took them to like 14/15/16 to like not be complete assholes to each other.  
In public, they are very good children; parents are jealous of how well these two behave. Though in their own home, they’re both ornery little shits. They are both so fucking lucky they got Kagami as a parent, because any other Uchiha parent would have shipped them down the river, because they would get on each other’s nerves DAILY growing up. God bless Kagami for being the peacekeeper. 
Speaking of getting on each other’s nerves, they never really fought? They would just get back at each other? Like if Shisui mentioned to her crush that she liked them, then lil sis would take it one step further and invite Shisui’s crush over to show them all the embarrassing baby pictures. They would go back and forth like this, but they never really hurt each other. They would annoy each other as much as they could. 
Growing up, everyone would tell her “Oh, I wish Shisui was my big brother; he’s so nice and strong and blah blah blah,” and she’s just like, “He ate my leftovers, locked me out of the house, and hid my shoe all within 25 minutes; you can have him.”
 Anyway, moving onto their fav cousin who we’re assuming is Shisui’s age for the sake of this.  
Omg her crush definitely started when she was super little. You know when a 4 year old has a crush on you, but they really don’t know what a crush is? Yeah, that’s what Shisui’s lil sis had on Itachi. 
Itachi was just always so kind to her and never played jokes on her, which is so nice because Shisui can be a little brat at times. Anyway, Itachi just always treated her as family and just so kind, and that’s why lil sis had her crush.  
Shisui finds out about this, and lil sis is taunted for YEARS. Ugh, prime content for Shisui. 
Shisui will still bring it up even after they’re grown to bother her. “Hey, lil sis, remember when you were in love with our cousin? Good times.”
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neshabeingchildish · 5 years ago
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WEEK TWO: FAVORITES 1/15 | BrOTP
So, I'm also doing things differently today with this. I'm not gonna select an HD Brotp, because I am just very much still disgruntled about the types of friends Charlotte has and she's all I care about.
BUT. I will describe my relationships within the fandom as the fandom mom (which I did not declare myself as. It was either Lizzie or Umana.. maybe Niah. I don't remember. I done slept since then)
In no particular order:
My Fandom Bestie, Lil' Sis, Partner in Crime @chenoahchantel & My Other Gemini Half AKA Twin Star AKA @adorkable-blackgirl we are the old lady gang of here. Chenoah much younger than us but older than y'all, so it applies. My Negrotp. My ace boon coons. These poor unfortunate souls will read anything that I write. For YEARS! LMAO. Bless.
@rorythevambire is my Best Niece. She can depend on her auntie any time, because she knows I'm not finna play with nobody behind my niece. She goes through a lot and deserves everything. Is literally sunshine in a bag.
@kiddangers is my favorite child. Don't feel a way. I've just always favored her in everything she chooses to do and be and will not be guilty. Read her everything. She's smart and cute and funny. All the best things you want your kid to be.
@henry-p-fart is my child who is also my best buddy. I'm very much a "not one of ya lil' friends" mama, but I am one of her lil' friends. 
@pearlselegancies is my miracle child that I had when I thought I was never going to have more babies. We don't really click and connect all the time, but she is mine and therefore loved. I scold her, a lot, but I will definitely chop you down if you fw her.
@up-the-tube is my lil’ cousin who I love and cheer on, even though I'm corny AF and she probably be like, "My cuz is embarrassing me again!"
@cactus-con is my kids' friend who I kinda adopted and love like my own. Like, will fight you behind, because even though I found out her crazy ass zodiac, she is adorable goodness and my Buttercup Bubbles.
@ciara-knightly is my younger sis who I "see as practically mine" even though we aren't close and aren't alike. I just respect and love her and she is in my famdom, whether she likes it or not.
@henryhearts is my adopted child. I wanna be like, "This is my daughter," but just like the sheer talent in multiple things - my genes could never! (This actually also applies to Umana, but shup up. They still my kids).
Friends that can stop by the house uninvited, people I invite to cookouts and kickbacks: @riebellion I miss you, friend. @imma-sensitive-btch WHY CAN I NEVER TAG YOU??? @heyimtavia @daintyurbanprincess Y'all just like family too. Love ya like a play cousin.
Surrounding neighbors @oof--musicals @okgal21 @chenryontop @lady-gravity-129  @lesbian-so-what​ I be noticing y'all, even though we don't be talking. 
Last but not least, I was lying. My brotp is the brot3 Chensper. They are so much more powerful together than in any other capacities.
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writerbee-ffs · 6 years ago
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My Beyoncé is having My Baby ....
This is for @nerd-lovely . Thank you for all the prompts, love!
Okay I have 3 ideas for erik
1. Erik and reader having baby shower and dancing to their favorite song. I thought song should my beyonce by lil durk
A little FAM!Erik! Baby Zaddy Erik! Reader is 8 months pregnant but she still AND WILL FOREVER BE with the turn up!
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Of course Shuri went with a safari/jungle theme for the shower. You would’ve honestly been surprised if she’d picked anything different meaning one of your themes or Erik’s ratchet ass theme. You smiled looking at all the pink and blue that compliment the golds. The shower reminded you of the Udaku family... royal and prestigious but you wouldn’t have it any other way. You were grateful for your newfound family and the love and support.
“You look beautiful, cousin.” Shuri spoke touching the side of you huge belly. You often wondering if you had a second, or even a third, baby hiding inside of your bump due to how huge you appeared. “Do you like the baby shower/gender reveal so far?” “You Americans have a party for anything.” She joked.
You shook your head embracing her into the tightest hug you could offer. “It’s beautiful, Shuri. Although I’m sure Erik will be disappointed that his Oakland, Cali vibe ideas didn’t get put to use.” You laughed as Shuri gave you a distasteful look.
“N’Jadaka has no taste.” She muttered before frowning. “He wanted gold chains and beers at his baby’s party.”
“No what?!” You heard you man’s voice call as he made his way towards the both of you.
“Taste, cousin.” Shuri smirked. “Something you lack.”
“You see this beautiful ass women, Shuri?!” He questioned as his gold fangs were in full display. “I got fucking taste.” He stuck his tongue out at you. “So does she.”
“Goodbye N’Jadaka.” Shuri waved off moving towards other family memeber.
“How you feeling, Princess.” He questioned palming your belly.
“I’m fi-“
“Shh. I was talking to baby girl.” He silenced you patting your stomach then kissing it. You were blown away when Erik decided he wanted a little girl first. You honestly thought he wanted a little mini him. A “prince” to match his “king” like aura.
“But it could be a boy, Erik.” You smirked lifting his head by his chin towards your. “We don’t know.”
“Nah, princess.” Erik smirked. “I can feel it. It’s definitely a little mini you.” He smiled. “Daddy already has his guns and shit waiting cuz I know you’re going to be beautiful.”
You rubbed up and down your bump watching Erik. “Daddy just doesn’t realize your a boy.” You laughed. “You’re going to be using those guns on him if he doesn’t get with the program.” You snickered.
“Keep all that.” He side eyed you before grabbing your hand as you both made your rounds to all the family.
“Shit.” You mumbled shifting from your left to right butt cheek. You were feeling slight discomfort in your abdomen but you were determined to get through the shower. Baby boy just needed to chill for a couple more hours.
“You okay, Y/N?” You best friend, Leah asked watching you shift slightly. “You look in pain?”
“Shh. I’m fine, sis.” You smiled. “So about this revel!” You hopped up as you friend called everyone outside.
You watched as Erik, T’challa, M’Baku and W’Kabi came out in basketball jersey with their gender predictions on the back. “Aight y’all this for my baby girl.” Everyone turned towards you but you knew exactly what Erik meant.
“It’s a boy, cousin.” T’challa spoke up passing the ball between his fingers. “Look at how she’s carrying.”
“You been eyeing my girl, T?!” Everyone laughed at Erik’s joke before the game got started. They played a two on two game. Erik and M’Baku vs T’challa and W’Kabi. Of course shit was being talked due to the geneder of your baby. You were honestly ready to find out what you were having. 8 months was just too long and you were tired of buying gender neutral clothing.
“Can someone shoot the damn ball!” You urged from your seat. “Shit.” You mumbled highly irritated you it all.
“Calm yo ass down.” Erik spoke in your ear grabbing the basketball bomb to dunk. “Y’all ready?!” He smiled. The crowd yell out “yes” and “boy or girl” while sporting either color.
“Erik, hurry up!” You cried.
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Tears were actually forming in your eyes due to the anxiety but mostly the hormones. You got up standing near your best friend and Shuri as Erik shot the ball into the basket. The pink powder covered the area and the near by family members while people cheered and cane to hug you.
“Aye T! Pay the fuck up!” Erik yelled grabbing you in his arms kissing you passionately. “It’s a girl! Like I got a whole daughter out here.” You were speechless but Erik had enough words for the both of you. You smiled and cried gripping you belly. “Yooo kill this traditional Wakandan ass music! We need to celebrate.”
You heard one of Erik and your favorite songs come from the DJs speakers. “Yaaaaas!” You turned up before backing up on Erik as he tossed his shirt to the side grabbing ahold of your hips.
“Ooh I like the way she move
Shawty my baby, my everything, she the truth
Together we cool, me and her can't lose!” Erik sung loudly off key. “Shawty my Beyoncé!”
“Erik and Y/N.” You sang repeatedly switching up the lyrics to fit. “Shawty my Beyoncé!” You smiled rolling your hips against him. You were in complete bliss with Erik.
Erik leaned towards you ear whispering the lyrics.
“The way you wear that dress, they gon' attack you
The way you look at me, baby I got you
I hit it from the front, I like the back too
She say, Lay down so I can ride you
I know that she feinding
She scratchin' my back, I like how she screamin”.
You turned around facing him to kiss his lips wrapping your arms around his neck. “Shawty my Beyoncé.”
“That’s how that baby got here!” Someone from your side of the family yelled from the crowd making everyone laugh. “All that shaking and grinding!”
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beanenigma · 5 years ago
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Having nine siblings while being an only child - a writing guide to new types of families - part one
Howdy there, friends. 
Today’s topic is one that is very close to my heart and that I really want to see in fiction more often: new types of families. Of course, we see a lot of found family kind of scenarios - which I love, I can’t deny - and a lot of traditional family scenarios - mothers, fathers, sons and brothers and what does it all mean. But I hardly ever see situations like mine in fiction, in which new families are forged into the ashes of old ones and people have to find a way to live with it - at least not in a healthy way. We’re the first couple of generations born with normalized divorce (it only became legal in Brazil, for example, in 1977) and it’s starting to shape our families (in 2017, brazilian data showed that there were 11,6 million of familiar arrangements without one of the parents).
So hi. My name is Isabella. I’m 21 years old. And collectively, I have/had 9 siblings. 2 half sisters, and 7 step siblings, divided thorought 3 marriages (marriages in the wide sense of the word, two people living together with rings and children, not necessarily with papers and ceremonies). I’m also an only child on my mother’s side. 
EDIT: There’s a part two to this guide about step-parents, and you can find it HERE
It all started when I was 4 and my parents divorced. My father married my stepmother who already had two daughters (sounds familiar?). My father and this woman had a child together. Years later, my father divorced again and married another woman, this time with two sons. Once more, they had a child. And then, for a third time, years later, he divorced again and is now dating another woman who has three children.. 
As a disclaimer, it’s important to note that in my situation my parents were also very mature about their divorce. They always made it pretty clear that whatever didn’t work between them was their romantic relationship, but their relationship as being my parents would never end. Therefore, my mom always wanted me to see my dad as much as I could and my dad always wanted me to see my sisters and bond with his new family as much as I could (healthy divorce stories? Sign me up!). Just be aware that mine is not always the case - but also, my case also exists. 
Calling them what they are 
I call my sisters what they are: my sisters. Not my half-sisters. My sisters. Despite living in another house and not being there the whole time, I was there when they were born, I held them in my arms, I played with them and watched them grow. This is something I think Phineas and Ferb really nailed in the show (among so many other things): how Phineas and Ferb hardly ever refer to each other as step-siblings, or to their parents as anything other than mom and dad. 
About my step siblings, I’m always a bit torn about how to call them. I’ve resorted to calling them my siblings as well and waiting for someone to ask to tell them the whole story of the three divorces. It’s just easier. Eventually, with the time, I came to the same realization: they’re just as much my siblings as the other two are. We were united by more than flesh and blood: by shared experiences and people who loved us all very much. 
But this is for the people who actually lived with me and whose family made an effort to include me - aka my dad’s wives children. My mom, for example, also married twice and one of these stepdads had children. They were way older and had no interest in getting a new sister. They were never bad to me in any way, they just weren’t involved in this new experience. I don’t even call them my step siblings. I didn’t even call them anything. They were my stepdad’s children. That might happen too. 
If you think you need to use such terms as half and step to make it easier on your audience, fine. But I feel it diminishes the strength of the bonds that are formed and go beyond these types of names. It sounds forced, like siblings that call themselves “bro” and “sis” on dialogue non ironically. Siblings are people you share time and care about despite their faults. Call these people nothing less. And call other kinds of people nothing at all. Because that’s how it goes in real life. 
What it’s like to have half siblings and step siblings
There are many layers to what it means to have both of these things. And both are very different, even if they sound similar. 
Having half siblings feels more definitive. You’re required to perform sibling-like activities: show up at birthdays, have quality time, fight. It’s already a given that they’re your sibling no matter how you treat them. 
Having step siblings however, goes through many stages, it’s not always the same: at first, it’s a bit awkward, since neither of you know if this between your parents will last a day or ten years and what exactly will be the boundaries of this new relationship. Will we live all together? Will we share rooms? Will you like my mother? Will I like your father? Then, when you start warming up to each other, there is still a bit of awkward there. Therefore, you start to test your boundaries, apply things that you apply to your siblings to them, see what works, what they’re comfortable with. 
But the real third phase only starts when things start getting rough. When the first fights arrive is when you really get a real feel for it, for what’s your real relationship. It’s normally when the cracks in this whole divorce/marriage business start showing: who misses their other parent, who is unhappy, who wishes they could bond more. This is normally only what books, TV shows and movies show: painting children as if they’re out to get their new siblings, ignoring all of the emotional charge that involves a new marriage in the family. 
We had one of those in marriage #2: lil’ boy was 6 and loved his dad very much and antagonized my dad for a long time before accepting him. He’d throw fits and reject me and my sister at first. He’d be angry at everyone constantly. He’d fight with his own brother and try to hurt anyone who got involved, none being guilty of what happened. Until one day, there was only me and him at home - and we watched movies and we laid in the couch together and from that we became friends. All of that was a defense mechanism to get the attention he thought he would lose when his mom got a new husband and a new child. This is reality. This is being human. It’s feelings not always making sense but also being quite irresistible, specially when you’re a child. 
Sharing physical spaces
Not living with your siblings will often make you feel left out. They’ll have their own inside jokes and they’ll go out to movies without you and sometimes even go on trips you can’t or opt out of going. With half siblings, it’s easier because you share at least half of your ancestry - so half of their family is your family too and you can share this common knowledge with them. When you have step siblings, it’s harder, because you hardly know the family you just got into - your new step parent’s family - let alone the other side of your sibling’s family, that has no idea you even exist. Not to mention eventually they’ll have to attend this other side of the family’s business and there’s nothing you can do about it. 
There are also physical aspects to not living with your siblings. It really depends on how the parents choose to accommodate this situation. In my case, I went to my dad’s house for a weekend every two weeks. Still, he made sure I had a bed and wardrobe space. My first stepmom had me sharing the room with her daughter - another bed for me and half the wardrobe. My second stepmom however, would put down mattresses for us in her daughter’s room and wouldn’t have any wardrobe space for us (and then get mad when our bags would get messy). Both of these attitudes had different impacts in me and made me feel better or worse about one situation and the other. 
Living with your half and step siblings would eliminate most of these problems, putting them in parity with full siblings. You still have to share things, be together most times of day and share your parents. This can also mean you have more chances of seeing their other family and getting in contact with them. My baby sister for example adores her brothers’ father and he really likes her too, despite everything. Families are just weird like that. 
What is like not to have any siblings
For me it has always been the best of both worlds. No matter what happened at my dad’s house, I knew I would always have my mom to come back to, that I wouldn’t have to share with anyone, for who I would always be a priority. Being an only child was “the real life”, and having siblings was like a hobby, something I did on the weekends. 
As I grew older, I started missing having my siblings around more and more. I started realizing how quiet my house was and how lonely it is when you want to do something stupid with someone easily. Would I want my siblings to live with me? No. By now I grew up non accustomed to sharing and I have a hard time with people meddling in my stuff. But I do want my children to have siblings. I believe having siblings makes people better and it’s a way to ensure your children feel less lonely. 
When parents and step parents break up
Long story short, it sucks. Not only you’ll see your half siblings less than you already did before, but you’ll also have a hard time seeing your step siblings, since theoretically you don’t have a relation anymore. You’ll also have to detach yourself from a whole family who accommodated and welcomed you. 
Just this weekend, I got to see my brothers from my dad’s last marriage. The boys were so big I could hardly believe. Their cousins who use to travel with us were there too and one of them hugged me so hard I thought I was going to cry. She said what inspired me to write this guide: “so our parents fuck up and we’re the ones who have to pay for it?”.
Nothing erased all that we have lived. Nothing could have stopped us if we decided to still see each other. But we just fell apart when our parents did. I still see all of them in my sister’s birthdays, but we don’t have that spark of shared experiences anymore. I still love them and would never consider them my ex-siblings. We just don’t talk anymore. It happens. Such is life.
This is a very short guide and it could never encompass the myriad of experiences that compose new types of families. I’ll still make a part 2 to this guide, specifically about step parents, so follow me or shoot me an ask if you’d like to see that. And I’d appreciate any adition you can make with your own experiences. 
Happy writing! 
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santoteez · 5 years ago
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A Manhattan Tale - Seonghwa (5)
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Parts: 5 of ?
Masterlist HERE
Genre: Chef!Seonghwa, FormerDrugdealer!Seonghwa, FormerKingpin!Hongjoong, Bad boy/ Good Girl kinda??
Warnings: Love interest is a Black Female, mentions of sexual intercourse, swearing, eventual smut, mentions of betrayal, Angst, Mentions of drugs
Requested: yes
NOTE: This fic does NOT, in any way, shape, or form, portray the way I view any member of Ateez nor does it depict their true personalities or actions. This AU is just that. An AU. All family members are FICTIONAL.
Seonghwa stormed into Lincoln Hospital, Zelie right on his tail.
“I’m looking for Minjoon Kim.” He told the front desk.
“Are you family?” The woman asked.
“Yes.”
“Name?”
“Seonghwa Park.”
“Are you sure you’re family?”
“Are you sure that DIY wig is actually up to par?” Seonghwa narrowed his eyes.
“The woman cleared her throat, looking back at her screen. “Room 201. Take the elevator on your right one flight up, walk to the end of the hall and take a left. Third door on your right.” She fished out a bright yellow pass from a folder and placed it on the counter. “Take this. Once your visit is over, just bring it back.” She said, refusing to meet Seonghwa’s gaze.
He smiled sweetly. “Wasn’t so hard, was it? Thank you!” He gestured for Zelie to follow him.
“Do you have to be mean to everyone?” Zelie rolled her eyes.
“I’ve said worse things. I did her a favor. Did you see her frontal?”
Zelie shook her head. “How do you even know these things?”
“Santana talks a lot.” Seonghwa pressed the elevator button, and they both got on. They walked down the hall, Seonghwa’s footsteps quickening the closer they got. He broke into a light jog as they turned the corner.
They made it to room 201, where Hongjoong and Santana were already sitting, and Soojin was in Minjoon’s arms on the bed. Minjoon was badly bruised. Red, black, and purple stained his skin, and his eye was swollen. He had on an oxygen mask and was connected to an IV. Despite all of that, he still looked strong.
Seonghwa approached the bed, placing his hand on Minjoon’s head. “What happened to you, kid?” He asked, and for the first time in years, he teared up. Minjoon looked up at him, turning away when his eyes started to water. The interaction caused Soojin to burst into tears, hiding her face in Minjoon’s chest.
“I’ll take her to go get some ice cream,” Santana said, pulling Minjoon off the bed.
“NO! I want to stay with Minjoon! He can’t be alone again!”
“We’re not going home, baby. We’re just gonna go get some ice cream and come back. Why don’t you bring him some? He’ll get better faster.” Santana said.
Soojin turned to look at Minjoon, who nodded and gave her a weak smile. “Okay, let’s go.” She said, holding Santana’s hand.
Once they were out of hearing range, Hongjoong spoke up. “EMT said it was physical assault. He was on his date, and someone came up behind him and attacked him with a bat. He tried to fight the guy off but he froze due to a panic attack. The guy had on a hood, he didn’t get a good look. His date is traumatized. She’s the one that called 911. She just left.”
Seonghwa ran a hand down his face. “These fuckers are getting bold. In broad daylight?”
Hongjoong shrugged. “Still don’t know who the fuck is doing this. Lil-” He stopped abruptly, turning to look at Zelie.
“She knows,” Seonghwa said.
“Everything?”
“I spared her the details, but yeah.”
“You’re still here?” Hongjoong asked.
Zelie shrugged. “I feel that dealing doesn’t make you a terrible person, especially when you have a reason for doing so and you at least try to redeem yourself. That goes for you too, HJ. Neither of you are bad people.”
“Looks like you hit the jackpot,” He smirked at Seonghwa, who rolled his eyes. “I appreciate that, Zelie. As I was saying, everything Lil Mike has found out points to One Eye, but he can’t find solid proof if it’s really him or just a copycat. Once we have damning evidence, we can make calculated moves.”
“Minjoon, you said you fought back before your panic attack?” Seonghwa asked.
Minjoon nodded.
“Did you scratch the person?”
He nodded again.
“I see where you’re going with this. Please don’t tell me you’re going to see who I think you are.” Hongjoong said, exasperated.
“We need the help, don’t we?” Seonghwa asked, taking a look at Minjoon’s fingernails. “Looks like there are some skin cells under there. Whoever it is, you got them good. If the test brings up a match, the person should also have some marks that line up.” He walked around the room, searching for cotton swabs.
“I don’t get it. Who’s he going to see?” Zelie asked.
“Looks like Loverboy left that part of his life out of the briefing he gave you. His last girlfriend cheated on him with a doctor way older than her. They were in high school. She went to college for forensic examining. She works at the precinct across town.”
“You’re going to see your ex?” Zelie asked, trying her best not to seem bothered.
“You two sound like I’m taking her on a date. I could care less about her musty ass. I’m trying to figure this shit out. I want this shit to stop.” He used cotton swabs to carefully clean Minjoon’s fingernails. “They can fuck with me, but Minjoon? Entirely too far. Zelie and I are gonna head to the precinct now to see if Breana is there.”
“Me? Why am I going?”
“Well, the obvious answer is because since your house was vandalized and you still have a gunshot wound, I’m kind of your bodyguard. But, since everyone is so skeptical about me seeking Breana’s help, you can be my witness that there are no feelings on my part whatsoever. And plus, I know you see me as your boyfriend that isn’t really your boyfriend. My sister said that shit all the time about every guy growing up.” He placed the swabs in a glove, tying it tightly.
“I knew I recognized that voice.”
Everyone turned to see a raven-haired woman with a large baby bump in a white lab coat.
Seonghwa looked like he’d seen a ghost. “HJ, I’ll call you if anything. Minjoon, anything you need, text me. I’ll be here. Zelie, we should get going.”
“Hwa, it’s me. Minseo, your si-”
“I know who you are. I was just leaving. No need to kick me out of the hospital too.”
“Hwa, I’m sorry!”
“My name’s Seonghwa. And you should be sorry. Sorry that you grew up to be a heartless bitch. Zelie, we’re leaving.”
Minseo turned to Zelie. “You must be the girlfriend! You’re so beautiful-”
Seonghwa grabbed her hand, pulling her close. “Don’t talk to her.”
“Seonghwa, there’s actually something I came to ask you. I’ve tried tracking you down, but you didn’t exactly have a number or address last time I saw you. I’m pregnant.”
“I can tell. Congratulations.”
“I wanted to know if you’d like to come to the baby shower? This isn’t me asking you for anything monetary. You don’t even have to bring anything. I just would like to see you there.”
“After embarrassing me at your practice, you think I want to be at your house? I don’t even want to be in the same room as you. Tracking me down wouldn’t have been such a problem if you took the stick out your ass and took a trip back to The Bronx every once in a while. But you’re too good, right? Let’s go, Zelie.” He walked out of the room, holding Zelie tightly by his side.
They made it down to the front desk, where Seonghwa slammed the visitors pass down before speeding out of the place.
They get in the car and make it onto the highway in silence before Zelie spoke.
“Are you okay?”
Seonghwa sighed. “Yeah. I’m sorry for losing my cool back there. I just took one look at her and memories came flooding back. The look of disgust from her and her patients. The last shred of hope I had left being torn from me as she kicked me out. The loss of dignity. She made me feel so small that day. She wasn’t always like that. It wasn’t until she started dating that rich kid husband of hers. Suddenly she couldn’t do Pizza Fridays or Sloppy Joe Wednesdays with me anymore. She was all ‘that’s a lot of carbs, Hwa.’ Started eating kale and going out with his family for sushi night. I was forgotten. And now she decides to remember she has a brother? Why? So she can look good at her bullshit baby shower? Tough luck.”
Zelie spoke up cautiously. “What if I went with you?”
“You’re seriously expecting me to go? Whose side are you on?”
“If I have to pick, I’d say the baby’s. What your sister did is despicable and you had every right to lash out at her today, but think about the baby for a sec. This baby is being born into your family. They have no idea what went on before they were born. The baby deserves a chance to know you. What happens when you have kids of your own and Minseo’s kid grows up not knowing they have cousins and an uncle? That’s going to be a deep void in the baby’s life. A void only you can fill. Maybe just forget about the baby shower. But I’d say at least tolerate your sister for the baby, even if you never fully forgive her.”
Seonghwa stayed quiet, not knowing how to respond. He turned up the radio in hopes to fill the awkward silence. 15 minutes later, he pulled into a parking spot.
“C’mon. We’re here.”
They walk into the precinct, filled with people being handcuffed and policemen going over reports. Seonghwa walked up to the rotunda.
“I’m here to see Dr. Rossi.”
“Under what circumstances?” The cop asked.
“Tell her it’s Park. That she still owes me a favor.”
The cop sighed, picking up the phone and reciting what Seonghwa said to the person on the other line. After a few seconds, he hung up.
“She said you can head on in. Only one of you.”
Seonghwa wrapped his arm around Zelie’s waist. “The lady’s with me. I’m not leaving her here.”
They walked down the hall into an open office. At the desk sat a fair-skinned woman with natural blond hair and piercing green eyes.
“Seonghwa, to what do I owe this visit?” She smiled smugly.
“I need that favor, Breana.”
“Depends on what it is.”
“No, it doesn’t. I did you the favor last time, and you said you’d owe me. Whatever it takes. So, unless you want your colleagues to know New York’s biggest coke fiend is right down the hall, you better get your ass out of that seat.”
Breana was taken aback. “You’re showing off because your little friend is here. How cute.”
“Now I know this trick didn’t just call me a ‘little friend’.” Zelie said under her breath.
Seonghwa threw the glove on the desk. “Inside are several cotton swabs. I need you to test the skin cells and see if anything pops up.”
She looked at the glove in disgust. “I can’t even get a plastic bag?”
“It’s a hospital. Not a deli. They don’t exactly have Ziploc bags lying around. Gotta preserve the evidence somehow, right?”
“Not to mention, it sounds to me like you have more than enough plastic baggies already,” Zelie said, sniffing in an exaggerated manner.
Breana chuckled humorlessly. “Nobody asked you.”
“I speak when I feel like it. Who gon pop me?”
“Looks like you found someone as rude as you are,” Breana said. “Too bad it’s only a matter of time before he gets bored of you.”
“You don’t know me, honey. I got that thang that keeps him coming back. I don’t have to go fuck an old man to be told I’m the best of the best.”
“Listen, bitch. I know how to keep my man.”
“Must be easy. With that big ass age difference, he can’t be very fast.”
Breana scowled. “You sure know how to pick em, Seonghwa.”
Seonghwa smiled. “Isn’t she just an angel? So, do we have a deal?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah. I’ll run the tests. I’ll message you once the results come back and see if it matches anyone in our database. Until then, get the fuck out of my office. Next time, come alone.”
“Alone or not, he gon be thinking bout alllll this.” Zelie ran her hands up and down her body. “Bye, Powder Nose.”  She waved.
They walked out of the precinct and back into the car.
“What now?” Zelie asked.
“I’m pretty hungry, wanna head to Applebee’s?”
“Yeah, sure. Sounds good.” Zelie nodded. “We still have time to kill until work.”
“Actually, I’m thinking of closing the restaurant for a little. I can’t guarantee it’s safety until the situation’s boiled over. I liked the way you stood your ground against Breana just now. I know she can be an asshole.”
Zelie rolled her eyes. “Ugh. Don’t say that name. She really tried it.”
“I can’t lie. Seeing you that upset was so fucking sexy.” He turned to look at her.
Zelie looked back in shock. “Boy, you better drive before we never make it to Applebee’s.” She said turning to look out the window.
“Maybe I’m in the mood to eat something else.” He said, his hand gently squeezing her thigh.
Zelie swatted him away. “Men are just DEVIOUS. I said DRIVE.” She said, making Seonghwa laugh.
Stephie here! So we finally got some type of lead on the suspects. Because this fic is moving so slow (It’s my fault, I always have too much going on) It’ll probably be a longer AU than Hongjoong’s. Not by a lot, buuuut yeah lol
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pearlsartblog2019 · 5 years ago
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Monster Verse AU: Part Five
SPG  Monster Verse AU: Part Five 
Notes: Notes: Don’t own SPG… all of those lovelies belong to the bennetts and co. I just do strange things in stories with the characters for fun. 
Don’t own Sprocket  Or Dex they be long to the very awesome: https://spg-fanbot-cousins.tumblr.com/
Pearl is my own character and is used in this and several other stories. Time period note : This is the start of the part of the story which is set in modern times.. The year is about 2018-early 2019. Hope you like! Enjoy the show..
   Honestly.. The night had started out normal enough her new lil human Cousin Specter playing happily on his Pappa’s web. Somehow managing to not stick to the thing and spending time with her other Cousin Dex in his rolly polly wolf form. 
Nothing odd or sinister here at all.
But no.. she realized.. That wasn’t quite right. One of the quartet was missing. 
The batch of mischief makers that kept all the older members of the walter clan on their respective monstrous toes, Was nowhere to be found.  Indeed Sprocket realized she hadn't seen her younger sister in several days. SO either she was upset about something, or something else was wrong. 
She uncolied her long silver tail from its “arm chair” position and headed for the door. 
Both of her aunts were out in the hallway having a quiet conversation that she just barely caught the tail end of.
“No,” Aunt rabbit said, “he’s not seen her in days and Spine is worried to death.”
“So she’s hiding?” Aunt Upgrade asked, “did she and the other kids have a fight?”
Rabbit shook her head, “no the kids have been fine. Getting along great actually for a change. Spine think’s its something else.. Something worse. He’s afraid…”
“Of what?” Sprocket demanded of her two aunts, “What’s Dad afraid of and what’s it got to do with Pearl?”
The two older monster bots, A Kitsune and Succubus respectively got worried looks on their faces.
“Sprocket, honey, “ upgrade told her, “I think you might need to talk to your dad about it 
Kiddo. Something bad might be wrong with your sister. “
“What?” Sprocket demanded, “Wrong like how?” The lil naga snarled. 
“Wrong like she might be sick honey,” Her aunt continued, “Really sick you and yer dad need to find her as fast as you can."
Suddenly any good feelings were gone and the Naga girl turned and slithered away as fast as her tail could carry her. Away from the tv/ sitting room and in the direction of her little sister's room.
her baby sister Pearl was like their father. Truth is Sprocket was adopted, which is why a high level Vampire like the Spine had a naga child. But no differences had ever been made between the two lil girls. Pearl having been born after the dashing Vampire Lord saved the lil silver naga from the streets. 
Spine had gone away to help deal with a pack of monster hunters in the orient that were harassing some of his people. When the silver vampire lord had returned from the trip a year later.. it had been with his second daughter in his arms, and a heart broken by her mother having died. 
Now in their long lives the  younger daughter was starting to come of age and things were changing.. a lot.
Changes that The Spine had knew were coming but had not spoken to his older daughter about, because he hoped his own nature in Pearl would be enough to keep them from happening.  He honestly should have known, his lover's will and nature were as strong as his own. She changed them only for his love when she realized some of her ideas were wrong. Still, what she was couldn't be denied and now it was surfacing in Pearl, worrying Spine sick.
That is the shape his older daughter found him in as he hurried down the hall to get to Pearl's room.
"dad!!" sprocket called, "what's wrong!?"
Spine made a face, "your aunts have incredibly large mouths... you know that? I told them NOT to tell you."
The lil silver naga shrugged, "Nah they are evil geniuses .. they knew you'd need my help.. So what the hell is going on with pearl? Shes not been out of her room in three days."
Spine sighed, "I'll tell you everything but we need to get there as fast as possible. Maybe what i think happened has not. Maybe she's just in a bad mood. Let's make sure before we fly off the handle."
The pair of them got to the door of Pearl's room and knocked. Nothing for a full minute and a half. Usually the lil thing was prompt in her politeness and came right to the door. Tonight tho, and for several nights hence there had been nothing.
"Lets see if its locked," Sprocket told her father.
She tried the handle and the door swung inward on its hinges with no trouble whatsoever. The inside of the room was cold and dark and of her lil sis there was no sign.
"Is she even here?" Sprocket looked around, "Pearl doesn't hunt she usually gets hers from what you bring home for her right?"
Spine nodded and continued to look around.
"yes," he told her, "It was easier on her. She was a bit too young yet to learn how to hunt. Doing so without killing the human requires some skill and I didn't want her to have to deal with that. "
"Yah no i gots," Sprocket nodded and slid deeper into the room, "She's too sweet for that any how."
She peeped into the bed and found nothing. Stuck her head into the closet and again nothing.
"ok well if she's not hunting, and she's not out in the manor " She looked around, "Where is she?"
"I don't know," Spine told her worriedly, "Let me look at something."
He headed over to pearl's desk and found what he was looking for, a dorm size refrigerator. He cracked the door open and looked inside. Small containers of blood lined the inside of the cooling unit, it was almost full.
THAT made him stop. It was friday night. He always brought her blood back with him from his saturday night hunting expeditions. The cooling unit should have been almost empty by this point in the week. But he could see that it was still almost full.
"Oh no," He could feel the horror slide over his sliver face, "oh please no...."
"Dad..." Sprocket started.
She slightly backed away from Spine because she had never seen her father behave in such a manner. He looked utterly horrified, at himself. 
That was a look she never thought she'd see on her father's face. He had long ago reconciled his vampire lord status, vowing that even if he needed blood to live he'd never willingly kill someone to get it. Vowed to always be compassionate and gentle with the lil human females that Gave the Silver Lord what he and his precious daughter needed to live. 
now tho.. he looked completely disgusted with himself. 
Sprocket backed up more and her coils touched something that felt like solid ice. 
She twisted around to get a good look at what she had bumped into and screamed bloody murder. The cold thing she had touched was the limp, lifeless body of her lil sister.
"PEARL!!" the naga shrieked and dove for her lil sister, wrapping her warm tail around the ice like lil vampire. "Pearl! Pearl please wake up! Pearl!"
The other girl remained unconscious, not responding to her sister's tearful cries or shaking sobs.  all she could do was hold her sister tightly and rubbing the icy lil hand trying to get her to wake up.
"Dad!" Sprocket looked up, "Dad whats wrong with her! Why is she like this! Did someone come in here and hurt her!? What happened?"
The look on Spine's face told his older daughter that his heart was breaking for both her and her  younger sibling. Now the truth would come out and there wasn't one damned thing he could do to protect the two of them from it any more.
"I was afraid of this," He replied softly, " Here..." 
He removed two of the containers from the cooling unit and went over to his children.
"Can you hold her up for me Sprocket," He asked softly, "She needs blood, I have to see if I can get her to swallow this. I hope she's so out of it right now she won't realize what is going on."
"What? " The naga girl looked at her father as tho he had suddenly sprouted a second head but did as he asked and changed the way she was holding her sister. Propping her head up on her shoulder. 
Spine infinitely gentle as he sat down next to his little girls and opened one of the tops of the containers. 
"Come on lil one, " He told Pearl Softly, "You need to swallow this, even if you don't like it any more."
He held it up for her and she was out of it enough to operate on instinct and drink it. 
Sprocket held her sister until her father had gotten her to swallow both of the containers and then let the younger girl go from her coils as Spine carried his  younger daughter to her bed.
"What do you mean "She doesn't like it any more."? " Sprocket demanded, "She's a vampire. ... "
Spine sat pearl down on her pillows and pulled the blanket around her, "No sprocket.. She's not. "
"Say again, " The naga's eyes were now the size of silver dollars.
Spine sighed, "Pearl is a dhampir... A half breed. Her mother.....Was as human vampire hunter. "
spine got that look of utter self loathing on his face again and smoothed the hair off his younger daughters face, "And her mother's blood ... is finally starting to come out. "
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thepuckishrogue · 3 years ago
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Not me being so 2000-and late with this lol.
As per usual, review/spoilers under the cut!
Omg, are Kiri and T-Squared cousins? Love that for them!!
But oh, to be a college student again, studying with my favorite hard boy *le sigh* Kats tutoring his bestie to keep him from getting benched is such a him thing lol. ((also he doesn’t want to see his friend fail ofc, but still like a good 76% is ‘we’re not gonna be down a goalie’ lmao)) But of course he’s gonna do good in the psych classes—wait, pause. You know, I just realized how dangerous Kiri with a psych degree is, like… Dude’s already naturally good at reading people and their moods, so to add actual training to that?? Father god lmao…
Eijiro lifted his head, the page of his textbook clinging to his forehead. Oh GOD I remember that vibe. Never had it with English classes since I actually liked those, but math and statistics and the like? Bane of my gd existence >.<
Dude, I need a new bookshelf too! Yes, let’s get on that good Ikea shit, bro. Is it wrong that I low-key wanna see Kiri flip his shit over some poorly worded, really obscure instructions now? But as someone who can technically ice skate, I still feel Reader!me’s pain; like taking any potential embarrassment out of the falling bit, I’m so scared that I’ll lose my fingers to a freak accident, i.e. someone skating over them after I’ve fallen—I KNOW, it’s irrational af, but it’s how I feel lmao. But how’s a girl supposed to say no when she’s got this big puppy of a man making doe eyes at her??
Man, this really made me miss my university’s library. It was so big and quiet and all the staff were so nice and the chairs were so comfortable. I think I got more sleep in there on some days than I did in my own damn dorm freshman year ((my roomie was, in a word, terrible)). But aww, mans was trying, tho not gonna lie I probably would’ve bodied his ass too if he was walking around my apt. at crackhead hours reciting fucking Oscar Wilde, like take yo thick ass to sleep ffs lmao.
!!! Can we just talk about how cute the nickname ‘Squeaks’ is?? Kats is still an asshole for nearly evicting my soul from my body, but yeah lol.
More big man with smol child, brain goes brrr as usual. More tonight at 10.
Mina and Sero abandoning me on the ice has the same vibes of when your friends take you to the party of a friend from their other group of friends and then leaves you to hang with said friends ((how many times can I insert the word ‘friend’ into a single sentence lol)). Hell it may even be worst since you can’t dip as readily >.> And it gets worse with addition of a surprise Monoma lmao—which can I say, Monoma and Dinks being step bros is so funny to me like… RIP to them both because you just know they’ll drive each other nuts with their pettiness. Thankfully Kats steps in before I have to figure out a way to roundhouse a mf on ice when I can barely stand on it lol.
“I dunno why Hana latches onto me, but she has since she was a baby.”—Uhh, because the kid has excellent taste?? Lol. But seriously tho, you cannot convince me that this dude’s not a kid magnet. He just gives off those good big brother vibes; v. fun, v. safe, we stan.
Gotta love having a cute lil spin around the rink with your even cuter friend only for you to both end up busting yo asses lol. Big-ups to best boy for taking the brunt of the fall even tho it was like 90% his fault, imo >.> But UGH. He’s so cute I can’t even be too mad at him; gdi, dude’s too powerful >.< (also loving the background Mirio and Tama, my sunshine bby loves ;n;)
Omg, I wanna do karaoke with Dinks so bad!! I can’t sing for shit, but that’s the world’s problem lmao. I can totally see doing a duet of something like, fucking… idk, “Total Eclipse of the Heart” and fighting over who gets to do Bonnie Tyler’s part and who has to sing backup. Friendship goals, truly.
Brb—gonna go cry over Kendo for a bit. Loved her in the series and I still love her here! My heart really goes out to her, that’s a tough situation ;n; And that she still does what she can to look after us/help us out? Extra most bestest girl, 10000/10—would maim for her.
Oh no, Mr. Off-Brand Tender App is giving me fuckboi vibes—oh, because he is. Just say you’re DTF, take that L, and go, please. And now Reader’s having a panic attack. Please tell me this fucker really did give us an addy, because like all it takes is a bottle of baby oil and a belt and you can absolutely ruin a mf’s whole day, or so the movies would have me to believe lol…
((Also I know I’m probably reaching buuuuut—what if dating app dude and creepy club dude are one and the same??? I know it’s prolly not, but like they both got that hella creepy, hella entitled fuckboi energy, so…))
Oh Kiri, you truly are the best of us. Yes, sometimes a distraction is what is really needed at the time. Pressuring someone to talk before they’re ready oftentimes makes things worst and can fracture their trust in you; ofc between his natural intuition and his field of study he knows this, and gosh it’s just so nice to see someone being supportive in such an understated way. Not everything needs to be fixed right then and there, sometimes ya just gotta build that bookshelf, yanno?
I know you said you were a bit iffy on this ch. but it was perfectly fine, imo, for whatever that’s worth. I very much enjoyed it and can’t wait to see where the story takes us next!!
Breaking Point - On Ice
Pairing: Hockey Player Eijiro Kirishima x F!Reader
Warnings: Minors DNI, Panic Attacks, Fatfobic Comments, Badgering, Swearing
Contains: Struggles with trauma in the form of panic attacks, fluffy moments thrown in though too! As the pairing suggests, Kiri is a hockey player, reader is also plus size.
Summary: When Kirishima finds out you've never tried ice skating he insists you come to the hockey team's fundraiser at the rink.
Word Count: 4,601
A/N: This is part three in the Breaking Point series. I did make a mistake in the posting of part 2, all main characters are at least sophomores in college, not juniors. Friendly reminder this is a quirkless AU. I hope you enjoy getting some more background here.
Other Parts:
Breaking Point - Part One - Locked Out
Breaking Point - Part Two - Intimacy
Breaking Point - Part ? - Do More (This is just out-of-order smut for the time being)
Eijiro lay on the floor of your bedroom, flat on his stomach, with a pen between his teeth. You were situated on your bed, back against the wall, while textbooks and notepads surrounded you when you heard a thump.
Eijiro's head now atop his own binder, the pages muffling his aggravation, "'M gonna fail!"
"You are not. Don't be so dramatic!"
Over the last month, you really had become friends with the red-headed giant who you'd let use your shower on a whim. Of course, it helped a little that he'd been childhood friends with your roommate and also happened to be the cousin of her boyfriend.
There was also the fact that you had four classes together. Eijiro excelled in your psychology classes, understood the material with ease! It was the core classes that were giving him trouble. English Lit and Calc specifically. Katsuki, his best friend with the shortest temper of anyone you'd ever met, had taken up tutoring him in calculus even if it was for mildly selfish reasons. If his grade slipped any lower, he stood a chance of being benched for the hockey season and Captain Katsuki wasn't standing a chance of their best goalie not being able to play.
That just left English Lit which, you took last semester, and remembered the material pretty well. Enough to help him study and get a decent grade at least. That didn't mean Eijiro liked it though, still struggled despite trying his damndest.
You cleared a path and leaned over the edge of the bed, "Gotta move your head, big guy. I don't have superpowers, can't see through it." Eijiro lifted his head, the page of his textbook clinging to his forehead. "It just wants you to write a synopsis of the last five chapters, 1K minimum. Why are you gonna fail?"
"'Cause for the life of me I can't stay focused on it!" He rolled onto his back. "Don't know how you can read so much and like it." His eyes scanned over the five shelves that made up one of the walls in your bedroom, each filled to the point you had to start stacking piles of books on the floor in front of them. "I think you need another shelf."
You pointed to the box in your closet, already way ahead of him. "It's taller than the others and heavy as hell. I'm just waiting for Suka to get time to help me."
"Hello! You coulda asked me!"
He had a point, you could have, it just hadn't crossed your mind.
"I've got this hockey thing tonight and then practice tomorrow but I could stop by after and help you put it together."
"Sure, thanks! I have- you know, never mind, just come by when it's done."
You were supposed to have a date, nothing series, just a meet-up off an app. Nothing you couldn't reschedule or just cancel if you had to. They wanted you to come to their birthday celebration at a bar anyways... it certainly didn't feel very date-like.
"Great!"
"But, you know you actually have to finish this paper..."
"Yeah, yeah, I know. Gotta reread the chapters first though and hopefully remember enough of it." He started gathering his things, "I'll try again after this thing tonight. Unless you feel like coming to this fundraiser thing tonight with me and we can keep studying there."
You thanked him but, "I can't skate anyways, I don't think adding studying to the mix would be safe."
Eijiro dropped his books, "You what?"
"Yeah, I can't skate."
"You've always just said you didn't wanna go on open skate nights with us! How've I been friends with you this long and not known you couldn't skate!"
You shrugged, "I dunno. Not like it really comes up..."
"Please come tonight." His elbows rested on the edge of your bed, big eyes pleading with you.
"Why? So you can watch as I fall on my ass?"
"I mean, you probably will but who hasn't! I fall so much! Plus, you can be entertained by Kami singing terrible karaoke!"
You did like watching Denki's performances... "What if I just show up at the rink and not skate? I'll be happy to come and show my support!"
His eyebrows dropped. "You've gotta try it. Please, Y/N. If you hate it, I'll drop it forever."
"Fine. Only if you promise you'll read two chapters when you get home AND text me about them so you can remember what you read. Do we have a deal?"
He gave a rather indignant sigh but finally accepted your terms.
You agreed to meet at the rink around 8, giving you enough time to make a pit stop at the library before going. Eijiro made a point to remind you to wear something warm but that you could still move easily in, and thick socks. That was a very important point he was driving home.
A part of you wished Itsuka was going, wanting the comfort of your best friend around but you knew she had to check in on her brother back home as well as her grandfather. The nursing home made things easier in some ways and yet harder in so many others.
So, you grabbed something to eat, threw on a hoodie and a thicker pair of black leggings, and dug out a pair of black cotton gloves just in case, stuffing them into your bag for now, and proceeded to lock up for the evening.
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The library was on the way to the ice complex. A massive ten-story tall building with an art gallery taking up two of the floors. You loved this place. Becoming very acquainted with its walls during your freshman year. The only place quiet enough for you to study.
You nodded at the woman on duty at the circulation desk. Showing you the school idea even though she knew who you were and headed right for the elevators to take you up to the sixth floor, straight to the section that contained books of philosophical fiction.
At home, on your second bookshelf from the right to be exact, you had your own copy of The Picture of Dorian Grey but, Eijiro's class was reading the version that consisted of twenty chapters rather than your book's thirteen. You scanned the shelf and were in luck, plucking the book and heading right back to the elevator.
"Are you taking English Lit over again?"
It always amazed you the way the woman at the desk remembered faces. Hundreds of people had to come through this library on a daily basis and yet she could recall names and classes with seemingly no effort at all.
"No, not exactly, a friend of mine is though and he's struggling a bit. Just wanna freshen upon it."
"What a good person you are! Your friend better consider himself a lucky man." She scanned the book, reminded you of the three you still had checked out, and bid you a good weekend.
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For a fundraising event, there weren't too many people present at the ice complex, even the overall team's members seemed to be lacking. Not that the school had that big of a hockey team to begin with. Itsuka told you how it started off as a club just last year with only six members, just enough to form a team. At least now their numbers had tripled.
You could hear music pouring out of the rink as well as chatter and laughter.
You pushed open the door happy to see some familiar faces. "Hey! Y/N!" Hanta waved from the concession stand balancing a basket of nachos and a pretzel in his hand, "Ha. Thanks." taking the basket and cup of cheese from him.
"Kiri said you'd be stopping by."
"It's sort of just a way of getting him to actually do his literary homework."
The man laughed, "Yeah. He's been trying to tackle that book. Kami threw a shoe at him the other day for walking around narrating it at one in the morning."
So, he did try reading to himself. It was good to know he was at least trying to take your advice.
Someone slammed into the rink's wall making you jolt, a nervous chirp escaping you in the process before you heard the low laugh of the team captain. "Show'd up, huh, Squeaks? Go talk to Headphones and get a pair of skates. Heard you've never been on the ice, time we fix that."
You'd only had a moment to wonder why it was Katsuki telling you to get skates rather than Eijiro because as soon as you looked at the explosive captain you spotted the redhead over his shoulder, skating backward, and holding the hands of a little girl bundled in a jacket as puffy and pink as her older sisters hair. The little girl couldn't have been related to anyone other than Mina Ashido.
"Come on, I'll show ya."
Hanta led the way around the concession counter and to a small window where Kyoka was sitting, busy fiddling with buttons on a soundboard. She smiled, seeing the two of you at the window and pulling back her headphones so she could hear when you told her your size.
The fee wasn't a lot and you were happy to pay it since half was going to the team.
"Can I help ya? That's way too loose." Hanta commented on your laces.
"This is how I normally tie my shoes."
"That might be but these have to be tight to give you the support you need. Plus, you don't want them coming undone on the ice, that's just a pain in the ass."
He bent down in front of you, tugging and pulling until the top of the boot was snug and asking you if it was too tight before tying it off and moving to the next one. He held out his hands, pulling you up onto your feet. "Walkings gonna feel a little weird, so, take your time."
You took a cautious step, balancing on the thin blade. "Feels like I'm walking on a tight rope."
"It's going to for a little while but you'll get used to it." He led you around the wall of the rink, letting you get a feel for them, checking again how they felt on your feet.
"Hey!" A whirl of pink hair zipped by you, Mina, spinning around perfectly on the ice and joining you both by the wall. "Whatcha waiting for? Get her out here Hanta!"
"Whenever you're ready."
If you hate it, I'll drop it forever.
You just had to try it once, one lap. "I'm gonna fall."
"That's a part of it though, babe." Mina grinned and glided back to the rink entrance. "Everyone here has fallen." She held out her hand while you carefully placed one foot on the ice. "I'm gonna hold this hand, grab the wall with your other. Hanta will be right behind you, okay?"
Everything wobbled the moment both feet were on the ice, knees locking just to try and stay upright. "Whoa, don't do that. Keep them bent just a little." Hanta corrected, "Locking your knees is a sure-fire way to fall."
Mina pulled you along, neither foot lifting off the ice, while your heart was firmly lodged in your throat. "You're doing just fine, see!" You really weren't doing anything but her praise was still nice.
"Mina!" You almost slipped, trying to follow the voice, but Hanta caught your elbow and guided both your hands to the wall. Jiro was standing at the entrance, waving a box over her head.
"Crap," Mina muttered. "I forgot to set something up with the sound system to get the karaoke going. Hanta, can you help me real fast, you're taller."
"Wha, what about me?"
"We will be right back. Promise! Not even taking our skates off!" They were gone before you could say anything else... damn it.
You stared at the far side of the rink, you'd gone exactly halfway around. One lap. You just had to go one lap. Your fingers gripped the edge of the wall, muttering to yourself, hating how unstable you felt when your feet started to move, oh no no no...
Willing them to stop moving wasn't working. Quickly, you pulled against the wall but you were getting away from it, "Come on, stop stop, please." You muttered but your feet weren't listening.
A hand slipped behind your waist. "You really shouldn't panic. All you have to do is point your toe down into the ice. 'Surprised someone didn't tell you that."
You had no idea who the man beside you was. Tall and slender with blonde hair falling in front of blue eyes. "You really have no idea what you're doing out here, do you? Poor thing."
"I'm, well, I'm just waiting for-"
"Not a problem, I'd be happy to help you back where you'll be more comfortable."
"Back off, Monoma." Someone's warm hand was tight on your shoulder, that gruff voice at your back. "She's fine."
"Take it easy, Bakugo, I wasn't doing anything. She just looked uneasy, that's all."
"Yeah, right. Why are you even here?"
"Supporting my dear brother, though I haven't seen him around."
"Kaminari's got class 'til 8." You turned, Eijiro skidding to a stop at your side, the little girl up in his arms.
"You'd think you'd know that about your, dear brother." Katsuki spat.
Katsuki pulled you back against him, slipping slightly but you were more than safe in his grasp. "Ah, that's right. Must have slipped my mind. Well, you seem in capable hands, enjoy your evening. I'll make sure to leave a donation to your little club before I go."
"Don't want any of your damn money."
"Hehe. Eiji said a bad word! Imma tell Mina!"
The two weren't distracted by the bundle of giggles in his arms. "Kats, can you take Hana back to Mina, please?"
Hana pouted, lip sticking out while she whined, "No, wanna stay with you, Eiji, please?"
Katsuki took the little girl. "You'll have your boyfriend back in a little bit, Squirt."
"So, Denki has a brother?"
"Step." Eijiro clarified, his arm casually slipping around you making sure you didn't lose your balance. "Like, we've never really found anything wrong with the guy. He's a year older than us, has money thanks to his mother, and likes to toss it around, he's just always rubbed us the wrong way. Little comments here or there about Denki but nothing to warrant us actually getting mad at him."
"Katsuki seemed pretty mad."
"That's just his default setting though." Eijiro sighed, shaking his head, before settling on a grin, "Anyway, "m happy you came. Sorry, I couldn't help you right away."
"That's alright. You were skating with a cutie. I can't blame you for that."
"I dunno why Hana latches onto me, but she has since she was a baby. We were fifteen when she was born and Mina loved babysitting so we all got used to her being around. But, I guess being Mina's neighbor meant I was around a little more than most."
"That's actually pretty cute."
He chuckled. "You're pretty good at this, by the way."
You hadn't even realized it. Eijiro had pulled you from the wall and you'd been skating at his side this whole time. Granted, he was doing most of the work but still! "Hey, don't tense up on me now!" He spun and took your hands in his, just like he'd been skating with Hana. "I've got ya. Just try moving your feet. Push against me."
With speed, something actually felt a bit familiar to you. You hadn't rollerbladed in years but you pushed off exactly like you used to. The toe pick Monoma had mentioned snagging a bit of the ice but Eijiro kept you stable with a smile, cheering you on and into your second lap around the ice.
He watched you, then your feet, his brows slowly coming together. "What? What am I doing wrong?"
"No, nothing like that but, you sorta skate like a hockey player. See, look at Mirio over there watch how he moves compared to his boyfriend who's a figure skater." He directed you to the blonde and his blue-haired boyfriend and there was something different about them. Mirio was moving about, turning quickly, chattering around Tamaki who pivoted when needed, favoriting long turns. "I think you should try a pair of hockey skates."
"Next time, Eijiro, okay?"
It was impossible to miss the way his face lit up. "Next time? You wanna do this again?"
"Yeah, yeah, this isn't so bad, actually. Just don't leave me stranded, 'kay?"
"Not a chance."
He continued to guide you around the rink so many times you'd lost count, bracing to catch you each time you stumbled. "I think you should try going backwards."
"Eijiro, no," A devilish grin spread across his face, "No, no, you can't. I can't!"
"Oh yes, you can!"
"No! Don't do it!"
You felt his hands shift, "Hang on tight."
He whipped you around. "Move your feet just a little," He pushed you along, "Yeah! Hell yeah! You got it!"
Despite wobbly knees, you woke muscles you hadn't used in ages from when you roller skated, gliding your feet the only way you knew how and praying it worked. And it did... for about twelve seconds.
A groove in the ice made you stumble backward, letting go of Eijiro as your arms flailed, doing your best windmill impression. You didn't hit the ice though. Eijiro was too quick to let that happen. He'd grabbed your waist and spun you around again. You still fell but onto his chest instead, his back smacking against the ice.
"Shit! Kiri! I'm so-"
His laughing cut you off, did he hit his head!? "You did great!"
"Gr-great? You think I did great!? Eijiro! What the hell is wrong with you!" You barely even felt the bite of the cold ice below your bare hands as you stared down at him waiting to see dark red blood trickling from behind his head, indicating some trauma.
"'Nothing! And you did! Better than me first time I tried anyways!"
"Don't break my damn goalie, Squeaks! I need 'em!"
"Or do!" You looked up to see Denki zipping by, a mic in his hands, "A broken Kiri means I might actually get some ice time!" The blonde wore a large smile, laughing in good fun before yelling at Kyoka to drop the screen for karaoke to begin.
"Are you alright?" Eijiro made sure to ask when you scooted off of him.
When you assure him you were, he hoisted you back up on your feet, slipping up only twice before regaining your balance just as Denki began singing Sweet Caroline.
You stayed out far later than you expected. Ended up walking back to the apartments with Eijiro, Hanta, Mina, and Denki. Hugging them each good night before slipping into the quiet of your apartment.
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The next morning, you woke up late. The copy of Dorian Gray from the library lay open across your chest and the voice recorder was dangerously close to the edge of your bed. A quick playback told you you'd made it halfway through chapter eight before falling asleep. Decent progress.
Itsuka wasn't home, you noticed that on your way back from the bathroom. Her bed was still made and when you checked your phone, sure enough, there was the text telling you she was crashing at Tetsu's place. Honestly, you didn't even know why she bothered renting this place with you when she was never here.
That was a lie, you did know. It was out of kindness. Because she was a good person and knew you couldn't afford the rent on your savings alone. Hell, next year you were going to have to get a job along with classes just to stay in the apartment.
You also knew it was her way of looking after you. Itsuka would never outright say it but you knew she never looked at you the same after what happened your senior year of high school, and you couldn't really blame her. In fact, you were thankful in a way. Out of everyone you tried pushing away, Itsuka was the one who refused to let you slip through the cracks. Not only that, she pulled you back on your feet too. Literally filled out your college application when you felt like you didn't even deserve to go.
Itsuka Kendo was too damn good for this world and now she was dealing with her dying grandfather and trying to support her younger brother, needing to get him through just one more year of school. You wanted to go back with her on her visits, you felt like you owed her that after all she'd done for you but just the thought of driving through your old town terrified you and thankfully, she knew that.
Still, you were going to think of some way to help her. Something you could do. You added it to your list:
Currently, you just had to cancel your "date", finish chapter eight of Dorian Grey, and then download the audio files before Eijiro's practice ended in two hours.
Canceling the date was task one. Wanting to give as much notice as possible, already feeling a little guilty for forgetting to do it yesterday, you opened the app, reading a few of the messages they'd sent while you'd been away. You'd seen a few come in while you were at the rink but were honestly having too good of a time to want to respond.
Them: Gonna be a great party. Tons of drinks to go around.
You were still underaged but that meant little to a lot of college students. Besides that, you probably should have mentioned that you wouldn't be drinking even if you legally could.
Them: Your pictures look so hot! Bet those curves look even better in person ;)
Them: This is gonna be an awesome birthday. I know the present you're gonna give me is gonna be the best.
They could have just said they wanted to fuck you and it would have been quicker.
You: I'm really sorry but something's come up and I'm not going to be making it tonight. Hope you have a great party though.
Leaving your phone tossed on your bed forgotten, you moved on to task number two: the book.
It only took you ten or so minutes to finish the chapter. The files themselves took a while to upload to your computer, giving you enough time to throw together a bit of breakfast and take a shower in the meantime. Once they were all neat and orderly, you pulled a flash drive from the clutter on your desk, wiped it, and then started the download process. It was all rather robotic at this point.
Tugging on a hoodie and jeans, you intended on cleaning up your room a bit. Making sure you and Eijiro would have plenty of room for building. First was your rug, pushing it out of the way leaving only the wooden floor below, a nice even surface. You'd rolled it up, setting it in the corner of your room when you noticed your notifications flashing.
The dating app. They'd responded right after your message and you simply missed it... and the messages didn't stop coming through.
Them: Not gonna make it? Why?
Them: You mean like at all? Aw, come on baby? Don't leave me high and dry on my birthday.
Three minutes after,
Them: At least stop by my place later and gimme my present.
Them: That fat ass will do.
You sank to the floor of your room, back pressed against your bed, reading the messages that got progressively worse.
Them: Not gonna fuckin' answer now? Sick of damn teases like you.
Them: All you guys are good for is a quick fuck anyways.
Them: C'mon! I was even nice to you! Bet that doesn't happen often! Not with the way you look!
Them: Why can't you just gimme what I want?
It's all your good for... I was nice to you... gimme what I want...
Your chest felt tight as the phrases played over and over again. It crept up on you at the worst times, from the most damn things...
Just listen. Just do what they ask. Everything will be okay if you just listen.
Just listen, just do what they ask, everything will be okay. Just listen, just do what they ask, everything would be okay...
The way your brain twisted facts and bent reality, making it into nonsense that only seemed right within your mind. Your fingers pressed into your scalp, desperate to quiet the mess.
Everything will be okay, it'll be okay, it'll be okay, she'd be okay- in your hand, your phone began to vibrate.
Through blurry eyes, you made out the bright red hair of Kirishima's caller ID photo. You made sure to clear your throat before answering, steadying your voice.
"Hey, Kiri, what's up?"
"Hey, are you home?"
"Yeah. Been here all morning."
"Well, I've been knocking on your door for the last ten minutes. Can ya come lemme in?"
Ten minutes? Shit. You hadn't heard a thing. "Yeah! Sorry, I had my headphones on."
You could only pray your eyes weren't too red as you quickly wiped away any tears that may have spilled before answering the door. "Heya!" But his bright smile faltered. "You alright?"
"Totally!" Lying had become so easy now. You barely had to think about it, "This is gonna sound dumb but I stubbed my toe on my bed. Don't laugh! It really hurt!"
"Oh... Yeah, I've done that a couple times myself. It's okay though, right, no blood?"
"No, I'll be just fine."
>>><<<
Eijiro let you lead him into your home, carefully watching your back because he knew you were hiding something. He'd meant to take a shower before coming over but he heard your muttering coming through your open bedroom window. It wasn't like he was listening in but he'd heard your words nonetheless, heard you repeat them over and over. He knocked, banged on your front door with his fist actually, and got no response. Just the same words over and over.
He'd tried looking in your window, just wanting to know if you were okay but your curtains and the blind kept you hidden from view, kept your whole room private which, any other time, would have been great! He didn't want to scare you by calling through the window to you, didn't know if that'd be better or worse.
That's why he pulled out his phone and called you. Thrilled that apparently, that was enough to bring you out of whatever panic you were in.
He wished you'd talk to him, tell him whatever the fuck that was about, how long you'd been in a panic, but it was clear you weren't going to. He saw you flinch though when you looked at your phone, caught a glimpse at the screen, a dating app?
The same contact kept popping up but you just ignored it. "Do you wanna get that?"
"No. It's fine. Nothing important."
Sure seemed important. Or eager? He wasn't sure but it bothered you.
And, if you weren't going to talk to him about it, he was going to do the next best thing he could think of: distract you. "So, where's that bookshelf?"
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purplechaosguardian · 7 years ago
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Ducktales Reader Insert Chapter 1-  Woo-oo Pt1
Bored. Bored. BORED. That’s really all you could use to describe your current situation. Huh, you’d think you would never say that, especially being in the McDuck Manor. But you were. Your dad worked at the Money Bin,leaving you here until it was time to go home. You left your phone at home, and it wasn’t like there was anything that wouldn’t guarantee certain death that you could mess around with. To top it all off, you hadn’t seen hide nor hair of Webby all morning. She at least was good company and your best friend, even though she could be a little…….intense. Oh well, it was better being with your grandmother. Those speeches about how you should act in her eyes, always gave you a headache. At least your dad wasn’t like that.
Deciding to go look for your lil’ sis (and hopefully murder your boredom in cold blood), you began to investigate one of the hallways. After checking a couple of doors, you heard something that sounded a bit like crying and muffled talking coming from one of them. Did somebody get locked in? You couldn’t leave someone like that. You had to get them out. You backed up as far as you could go, feeling your heels touching the wall. You ran as fast as you could, hitting the door with your shoulder, successfully letting yourself in, to see three boys on the floor, covered in rope. Brothers by the looks of it. And little surprise, Webby had a knife. “What in the-“ A loud gasp was heard, and you were hit the chest by an energetic ball of feathers. Webby looked up at you with big smile, and a big hug. “Hi (Y/n)!” You chuckled and patted her on the head “Heya, Webbs. Is this what you’ve been up to all morning?” “Yeah, they’re the nephews!” You smiled, let go of your lil sis so she could get over her fangirling, and went over to help the boys. You pulled the rope off them, and helped them stand up right. “Sorry about that. She’s really nice when you get to know her. My name’s (Y/n). And that’s Webby.”  The one in red got up first “I’m Huey. That’s Dewey and Louie” he gestured to a boy in blue shirt over a lighter blue long sleeve and another in a green hoodie, respectively. The three looked to be about Webby’s age.
Huey looked back to you. “So (Y/n),how does Web-“ Webby returned, with her fangirling at full force. “What are your blood types? What's Donald really like? Who's the evil triplet?” Huey and Dewey responded at the same time “Louie.” Louie just shrugged it off with a “Meh.” “Tell me everything!” “Wait, Webby, not that ca-“ you tried to warn before a bright flash went off. “-mera”. Ugh, That always stung your eyes. The picture was a bit funny, though. The boys tried to explain, that they were just a normal family on a boat, but Webby proved that wrong the conspiracy board. Ah, the conspiracy board, with Matilda as their great-great aunt, you think? Eh, terms outside side of cousins and parents confused you. You watched as the photo was tacked up and attached to the board with red thread. You were on the board too. It was a picture of you and Webby, although you both looked much younger. You have a copy of that photo, hanging in a place of honor on your bedroom wall.
You decide to tune back into the conversation where Huey was asking if Webby would them live and a vent was now opened. What in the wor-eh that’s what you get for zoning out. Now into the vent that smells like someone just died in there!
After a few twists and desperately trying to avoid spiders, you all made it out. You and Webby a bit more gracefully than the others. “Neither of you get out much do you?” Huey asked “Granny’s a bit overprotective. She trains me for anything and says I have everything I need in here.” “And my dad doesn’t think I’m ready to go handle Duckburg on my own yet. But one day, we’re gonna see the world and be explorers!” You responded. Webby strikes a pose to match the statue behind her. “I’m gonna eat a hamburger.” Huey walks by with an amused grin. “We could bring you guys some hamburgers.” Webby has the biggest grin on her face. “You guys really are our best friends”. And that’s when you notice Dewey climbing out of the vent. You might have not known Dewey for a long time, but you could tell something wasn’t right, and your big sibling instincts kicked in. You reached across to grab his shoulder and gave him a concerned look. “Are you ok?” He gave you a strained smile. “Yeah.” You weren’t gonna push it. And you can’t really blame him for not opening up to you yet, you’ve only known each other for like 20 minutes.
You guys arrived at the Wing of Secrets. It was a pretty cool place,sure, but it was always musty and smelled like motor oil in there for some reason. You decided to follow Huey around, from the portrait of the shaved bear to the Gong of Peshu. Huey didn’t seem to mind. You did run over to Louie when he was about to place a green sticky note onto an old gauntlet. “I wouldn’t touch that if I were you. It’s a Medusa Gauntlet. It can turn living things to stone with a single touch.” Behind you, Webby made sounds that you think that the transformation might sound like. Huey was going on about incredible this place is, and it was, and Dewey called all of our attention over to a painting. It was one of your favorites, with Scrooge sword fighting a pirate, Donald swinging from a mast by a rope, and your dad was in there too. He was swinging towards the ghost with a rope as well, about to kick the pirate with a determined look on his face. “Is that Uncle Donald?” Huey questioned. “Oh, yeah! He was Mr. McDuck’s sidekick” Webby responded enthusiastically. “Dewey’s right.” “Totally fake.” “Uncle Donald has never done anything cool.” Webby looked shocked for a moment and went on about how Donald was a hero. You wondered what he was up to now. Probably had a job somewhere, like your dad. You chuckled. Something about Donald having a regular job was just funny to you. “Wait who’s that?” You realized that Huey was pointing towards your dad. Webby looked really excited. “That’s Gustavo Pondsly! He was one of the bravest and smartest adventurers of all time!” Louie looked a bit confused. “What happened to him?” Webby gave you an eager look when you decided to continue. “Well, he met a woman and the two had a child. But the woman died while the child was only a baby. He didn’t really see any reason to go on adventures after that, not when he had a child to take care of.” Huey looked at your curiously. “And how do you know all that?” Webby was doing little hops, eagerly awaiting for you to drop the bombshell. You smiled. “Well that woman was my mom, and Gustavo Pondsly is my dad. And that baby was me.” “Oh. I’m-I’m so sorry.” Huey responded. You give him a smile and a gentle nudge. “Don't worry about it. It all happened a while ago.”
Meanwhile in the background, there was screaming. The two of you turned to see the other three sprint away from a pirate ghost. You grab Huey and and hide behind some old boxes, as the Deus Ex Caliber flies around the room. And the sword hits the gong. When Louie sits on a saddle,it turns into a headless man horse. And it hits the gong again. “That’s twice!” Dewey exclaimed. “One more and something terrible could happen!” You say. “What could be worse than this?” Louie responded. As if on cue, Scrooge walked into the room. “There it is.” The brothers all have defeated looks, while you simply stuck a hand up in greeting. Than back to the chaos, as you all took cover behind what you think was a Mayan Calendar. You look back on your friends. “It’s okay guys. There’s 5 of us and three of them. If we-“ Huey cut you off “Actually (Y/n), they teamed up.” So the pirate ghost was riding a headless horse while wielding a magic sword. Honestly, not the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you, but it’s up in top ten somewhere. Scrooge managed to take out the whatever that was. It was amazing! Just like those stories your dad told you! But honestly the look on his face made you want to face all of that again. And when this place turned out to be a garage, that honestly explained the motor oil smell. Note to self; don’t light a match in here.
Enraged by all of our actions, Scrooge hit the gong with his cane. Ah, geeze. Noticing your expressions, Scrooge came to the realization that it was already hit twice. Sensing something bad was gonna happen, you shoved the other four behind you in a protective manner. Peshu came out of his statue, and creating a hole in the ceiling. “Peshu. The gold hunting dragon.” Webby said in awe. “Gold hunting? Sounds great!” You heard Louie say. “Not when you’re Duckburg’s single largest owner of gold!” Huey responded. Which meant it would head towards the Money Bin. Which meant-oh no. Dad!
While Scrooge ordered us to go to our rooms, I start to head out. “Where are you going?” Huey asked. “I’ve gotta stop that dragon. My dad works in the Money Bin!” My friends all give me confident looks and I knew that they were going to tag along. And thankfully, a pilot worked here. Before we left, I grabbed the Garden Hose of Destiny. Just in case.
Once we were up in the air, it didn’t take us long to find Scrooge and catch him before he had a watery grave. “I thought I told to go back to your-“  “No time, we gotta work fast.” Dewey cut Scrooge off. I turned to my little sis. “Webby, how do we stop that thing?” “It’s mystical, so we need a mystical device. Like an Oblivion Mirror or a Medusa Gauntlet or a-“ “Like this?” And wouldn’t you know it, Louie pulls the glove from behind his back. Huey and Webby grumbled, while I raised an eyebrow. “What? I was gonna give it back. Now how are we gonna get him down there?” I pull something out of my backpack. “Garden Hose of Destiny!” Huey tells Launchpad the rest of the plan, while the four of use wrap Scrooge up in the hose. And the only thing that was on his mind was “Since when was Launchpad a pilot?” We managed to defeat the thing, but Dewey lost his grip on the hose, causing Scrooge to start free falling, but had a perfect dive into the Money Bin. It was awesome! And than Launchpad crashed. Should have seen that coming. Thankfully, no one was hurt
“In the short time I’ve known you, you wrecked my home and money bin, unleashed several ancient evils, and almost got me killed. Twice!” He paced in front of use while we were sitting on a beam. “Four times, if you count each monster as an individual time…” Huey trailed off as Scrooge looked over us. And then he started laughing! “That was incredible!” He sat in the middle of us in the beam. “When you pulled me into the airplane and said ‘No time’!” He pointed at Dewey, and the younger was looking very proud of himself. “And who would have thought! A Medusa Gauntlet! Brilliant!” Webby had a shy smile on her face. “And using a garden hose as a rope! And mastering your hammer space at such a young age! You’re a resourceful and clever laddie/lassie, just like your father!” He pointed to me, and I had the biggest smile on my face. “Oh, and you swung me out and pulled me up just in time and-“ There was more laughter and Huey and Louie had identical grins. “You kids are nothing but trouble! Curse me kilts, have I missed trouble.” He pulls out a flip phone from his hammer space. “I suppose I’ll have to keep an eye on you to teach you how to get into trouble properly.” “You mean-?” Dewey eagerly starts. “Beakley! Clear my schedule! I’m taking the wee ones on a field trip.” He turns back to you. “Now, let’s go find the lost city of Atlantis!” “Yeah!” “And no one tell your Uncle Donald!” “YEAH!” “Who is that?”
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felicityb-reviews · 7 years ago
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Review Roundup - Week 4 January 2018
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Hello, my lovely baby boos!! My name is Jace (aka Felicity B), and welcome to your Weekly Roundup for Week 4 of January 2018!! This week was something else, sis. I must have listened to 40 or 50 different songs for this week's list. It was cray!! For these kinds of lists, the last thing I wanna do is leave off songs because I don't like them, but that's what I ended up having to do. This week's list was getting excessively long (is still excessively long), but the last thing we need here is an RRU with 20 ballads.
That being said, there's a lot of songs here with "I liked it, it was good" reviews. There's not much I can do about that. A lot of the music that came out this week was very middle of the road. They're good songs, don't get me wrong; I'd throw very few of them into the Shuffle Bait. But there's just not much to say about them.
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Turn It Up (RAINZ)
*sigh*
I really wanted to like this song, you guys. That chorus is Rave Excellence™ (if EDM tracks from rookie boy bands sounded like this, I wouldn't hate them so much). It's fucking everything, sis. And you know, I can excuse RAINZ for conjuring the spirit of 4minute with that New and Improved™ Hate breakdown. Everything leading up to it was bomb af, so I can get over myself with how annoyed I was by it.
But what I refuse to get over is DUBSTEP IN 2018!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
NO MA'AM!!
I don't know what makes Turn It Up pop so much more than tracks we've heard from groups like UP10TION or SF9 or ViCTON, because like I mentioned before, it's all in the same lane. Sure, that chorus makes my inner gay wanna come charging out and kiss five boys before rolling around in body paint (and then proceed to kiss five more boys), but this isn't anything we haven't heard before, musically. There's nothing inherently fun about this song (just extremely gay, which... RAINZ is a Broduce 101 project group, so of course), I just really freaking like it.
I just can't get over dubstep in 2018. If I had the means to cut it out of the track, I would be featuring that version in the official playlist.
#PettyBitch
Rating - Conditional Rotation
NO MORE (LIMZY featuring Huckleberry P)
No More is an exercise in RnB influenced Trip Hop/EDM that I wasn't sure I was gonna like, at first. This weirdly disjointed flavor of electroRnB is really not my taste, and the fact that LIMZY pushed it more left field than I've heard before really didn't help matters.
But No More is charming in its own way. The more I listened to it, the more it grew on me. LIMZY's smooth vocals are a nice foil to the weirdness of the beat, and Huckleberry P's rap didn't irritate me as much as I thought it would. I gotta be in a certain mood to really enjoy a song like this, but when I'm in said mood, catch me dissociating to No More.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
A luminous cat (Evolution of Sound)
A luminous cat is kind of basic, but it's also kind of fun. It's hella catchy, too.
Would you say that the luminous cat is also a lucky cat?!?!?!
I've always found it interesting how the farther away from K-Pop you get, the lower everyone's voices get. Ballad singers live in the low baritone/mezzo soprano range (although some of them think they live in soprano/tenor land, and they need to Stop Stop It™), and EoS's vocalist is the same. He's got a voice on him like WINNER's Kang Seung Yoon, but not quite as raspy. It's really nice to listen to.
A luminous cat is a synth driven pop/rock song. The first time I listened to it, I was bored as fuck all. The teaser had a lil somethin' somethin' goin' on, but the song fell flat in full. Upon repeat listens, A luminous cat hooks you in, but this is not a track I really wanna play all of the time. Which is a shame, cause I don't hear this type of sound a lot in Korean music.
Rating - Shuffle Bait
Ttongkku (Park Jongchul)
This is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. And I stan Kim Jongin, okay?!?!? Do y'all know how cute my mans is?!!? But this video is even cuter than him!!!
#Shook
Ttongkku is a very whimsical acoustic ballad (for lack of a better descriptor). With the way Ttongkku is written, I'd expect this to be from something for children. The majority of the song follows the same strum pattern, just with different chord progressions swapped in, so Ttongkku is perhaps one of the most simple songs I've reviewed. That doesn't take away from how great this song is, tho. It's a really nice break from all the flashiness of K-Pop, which can easily wear on the ears.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
To Heart (fromis_9)
To Heart sounds like the theme song from a 2008 shoujo anime. I shouldn't be surprised considering their pre-release track, Glass Shoes, also sounded like that, and the inspiration behind Idol School is definitely Japanese idol groups. It's just not a sound you hear a lot in K-Pop.
fromis_9 (pronounced Promise 9, even though I still pronounce it like it's written without meaning to) is the group that resulted from last year's survival show Idol School. You know, when everyone was suddenly concerned about the ethnics of all these survival shows, because it wasn't under the Produce banner.
#ShadyBitch
While I liked Glass Shoes (and appreciated K-Pop's modern production techniques being applied to a song like it), it was definitely nothing to write home about. It was easy to lose it in the craziness that is end of the shows and what not. To Heart is, unfortunately, more of the same, but it definitely holds its own.
To Heart is an upbeat, happy go lucky pop/rock track with a really catchy violin riff layered on top of the intro and chorus bits. The verses are rather lowkey, but the chorus puts the pedal to the metal with the energy. You don't really hear a lot of lighter pop/rock tracks in K-Pop, so this is definitely a sound I'd like for fromis_9 to explore more, because it could easily give them a leg up on all the other cutesy girl groups. Tis a good comeback, but that's literally it for me, sis.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Jazzclub (BoA)
Current Dancing Queen of K-Pop, Kwon BoA, has set her sights on Japan with a new album, set to release in February of 2018 (and it was about fuckin' time, because Who's Back was an abominable Mess™)!! Jazzclub is a song that's been floating around since December, but I'm including it in today's list per request since the single actually dropped last week.
Um... Whom tf just calls their ex out of the blue to tell them they got married?! Every time I watch the video for Jazzclub, I'm so confused by why this bit is included (they literally could've just started with BoA in the club with the song playing).
To the surprise of quite a few people (myself included), Jazzclub is an electroswing track with one of the catchiest horn riffs I've heard in K-Pop. If you're over horn riffs in K-Pop, you'll be happy to know that while it is played at the intro and after every chorus, those sections don't last for long. The most surprising bit about this song is definitely when BoA starts scat singing. Never in my life would I ever expect Kwon Boah to start scat singing in one of her songs, but I guess that just goes to show why she's the Queen.
I'm not quite sure how I feel about Jazzclub, babies. I obviously don't hate it, but there's just something keeping me from falling in love with this song completely. I definitely enjoy the chorus, that horn riff doesn't really bother me (I been listening to all kinds of horns in my music since I was a baby), and I was scalpedt by BoA's scat singing. But this song just doesn't come together the way I need it to, sis. BoA seems like she's phoning it in here, and that's the opposite of what someone in her stature should be doing.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Don't Stop (TheEastLight.)
TheFetusLight. TheEastLight. weren't content with shaving our edges off with the Funky Fresh™ A Real Man last week, so they decided to drop a lyric video for their song Don't Stop to finish the job.
Of shaving us baldt, that is.
Don't Stop is a pop/punk number that I immediately latched onto. It simply suits TheFetusLight. TheEastLight. far more than A Real Man did. Not to say that they did MJ wrong with A Real Man, but Don't Stop feels more like their style. TheFetusLight. TheEastLight. do more youthful n fun tracks like this (and I Got You) far better than they do songs like A Real Man and You're My Love, because these types of songs suit their voices more.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
Winter Sleep (Lee Junhoe of 2PM)
Two questions -
How many of these 2PM fools can rap?!?!
What is up with these 2PM boys having whack ass vocal production on their songs!?!?!
Junhoe's Winter Sleep sounds like he got Day6's Young K to write him a song and then pulled in some random producer to arrange it into an RnB track. While I am cross about the weird effects on Junhoe's voice (they contrast very Wrongly™ with the sample that sounds like a digital clock ticking), he sounds leagues better than Wooyoung did on two of the four songs I reviewed for in previous Review Roundups, so I'm not too mad.
I don't like this song. It's not a Trash Bomb like Wooyoung's Party Shots, but I wouldn't even download this for Shuffle Bait. The weird beeping contrasting with the vocal effects is one thing, but the entire song just sounds way too loud. None of the elements meld together in a pretty manner, and if I were Young K, I'd demand reparations for Junhoe doin' my song like this.
Rating - Trash Bomb
Radio 199.3 (SBGB)
SBGB decided to go left field with their acoustic midtempo, and the results are a very pleasing aural experience.
Radio 199.3 is your typical acoustic midtempo, but with some very creative chord choices to make the song stand out above all the other acoustic midtempos we've heard this month. I'm typical a sucker for these types of songs (and their RnB cousins), so even if SBGB didn't include the ear catching chord progressions, I'd still be a fan of this song.
This is a song for soft days. For rainy afternoons that make you wanna curl up in bed with someone special. Or those days when things are just kind of blue, and you wanna listen to something simple.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Thank You, Goodbye (BoA)
BoA, once again proving that she is indeed That Bitch™ (as in, That Bitch™ who loves to spread ha'self too thin), has released the the title track from her new Japanese album two days before she drops her new Korean album.
Because why scalp ya fandom once, when you can do it twice?!?! IN TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!!
Thank You, Goodbye is a Japanese Ballad. If you've been a J-Pop fan for any period of time, you've decided if you like these types of songs or hate them (song quality notwithstanding). I happen to really like the way they sound, and I absolutely adore Thank You, Goodbye. BoA has a very shrill, nasal voice, so anytime she records a song like this, it's a risk that it could turn out Very Bad™. But the production in Thank You, Goodbye compliments BoA's voice well. And speaking of her voice, whomstever was on vocal production duties was on their A game, cause these arrangements are A1. You deserve a raise, babe!!
BoA's Thank You, Goodbye album is due for release in Japan on February 14, while Nega Dola is due for release in Korea on January 31.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
Shall We Dance (SBGB)
Shall We Dance is a very different song than what I was expecting. I thought she was gonna be an upbeat acoustic number, but what I got was a melancholy piano driven midtempo.
I'm not upset, tho. On the contrary, I'm very content.
Shall We Dance sees SBGB sprinkling in unusual sonic choices (including an uptick in tempo at the end of the track) to make their acoustic midtempos pop just like in Radio 199.3. This is all tied together with the very bright (but restrained) soprano of their vocalist.
I like Shall We Dance more than I do Radio 199.3, simply because I like piano driven tracks more than acoustic guitar ones, but I don't see myself listening to it as much as Radio 199.3. Radio 199.3 is a song for a specific mood, but the mood of Shall We Dance is quite darker than the one in Radio 199.3, That's not something I really want in my space all the time. Still, this song makes my Musician Brain™ very happy.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Cherry On Top (10:45 from The Unit G)
Y'all, I was so so S O sure that Cherry On Top was gonna make the Fabulous Five for this week!! I don't know what name I'd put on songs with this kind of synth bass that also acts like a melodic element and a percussive one, but I fucking L O V E them. I loved it in SNSD's All Night (All Night should have been all the chorus bits, imo), and I loved it in the Cherry On Top preview.
But Cherry On Top is Como se dice... Not Good™.
Now, I listen to Cherry On Top like crazy, because I'm a fan of all of the different elements. But I listen to a lot of songs that I'd rate very poorly, because a) my taste in music is trash and b) I like fun music. If you're song isn't made well, but is a fun aural experience, I can excuse that.
I'm not gonna put you in a top faves list, because I have *some* integrity. But I mean...
The problem with Cherry On Top is that the verses and the choruses are too different, and the transition from the verse to the chorus is whack af. I mean, they *tried* (once), but it's still too jarring of a change. And I don't understand why they jumped right from the verse to the chorus after the rap in the second verse. That always throws me off. This bridge is also trash. It's literally just the prechorus, copy and pasted after the second refrain section. Blegh.
Today's video of Cherry On Top is brought to you by the ladies of The UNIT G's 10:45 unit winning second place in the digital single challenge. There is also a performance version of the video (that I wish was the original) that you can view here. And be sure to watch the ladies of 10:45 making your fave boy band look redundant on Music Bank here!!
Rating - Heavy Rotation
Always (Blooming of The Unit G)
I'm not gonna lie, the first time I heard Always, I turned my tv off because I couldn't find my phone to change the video. I really had that visceral of a reaction to the song.
Always is every cutesy K-Pop song you've ever heard. And I usually love these kinds of songs; they're fun, even if they aren't the most imaginative thing in the world. But Always is just ridiculously saccharine. It's a little too much, sis. It did end of growing on me, but this is not a song I want in my face all the time.
Today's video of Always is brought to you by the ladies of The UNIT G's Blooming unit winning first place in the digital single challenge. There is also a performance version of the video that you can view here. And be sure to check out Blooming perform Always on Music Bank here!!
Rating - Shuffle Bait
I Wanna Become a Celeb (Celeb Five)
Whoever said trot music was boring has clearly never heard of Celeb 5.
Granted, I'm pretty sure this is a project group, because *I've* never heard of them before this song. Either way, I Wanna Become a Celeb is a really fun trot song that's perfect if you need something over the top to jam to.
The best part of I Wanna Become a Celeb is how it refuses to take itself seriously. There's a random ass break in the middle of the track where it totally changes vibes twice, and then goes back to the original. The vocals are done in a tongue in cheek manner. The entire thing is just a really fun mess, and I love everything about it.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
The Perks Of Breaking Up (Cho Jung Chi featuring Fromm)
The Perks of Breaking Up is a sad song. But not too sad, if that makes sense.
The Perks of Breaking Up is a soft synthrock ballad. I really like the way it builds from a simple acoustic guitar all the way up to a rousing orchestration of guitars and synths. A song like this could have easily turn dreary and overly sad, but the arrangement and composition uplifts it. Yes, this is a song about a breakup, but it isn't the end of the world. Take what you need to be sad, and live. That's the feeling I get from this song. Tis nice.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Propose (Younha)
Miss Younha, not content with the pile of wigs she procurred with last month's Hello and Parade, has blessed us with an Acoustic Coffee Shop RnB Midtempo in the form of Propose.
We love a benevolent queen, babies.
Propose, like I mentioned above, is an Acoustic Coffee Shop RnB Midtempo. Ms Younha's voice is complimented well by a soft guitar and electric keyboard, which are all laid over a soft n simple drum machine. A song like this is Shuffle Bait in the best of ways, imo. I'd put this on on my own accord, mind you, but this is the kind of song I'd look forward to playing if I put my phone on shuffle.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
Always Find You (Kwon Yuri x RAIDEN)
I see Future Bass is the mood of #TwentyGayTeen. Not sure how I feel about that, but considering how much I like Always Find You (and how I can't wait for Seventeen to ruin my life with Thank You), I guess I don't mind.
The problem that I have with most Future Bass songs is that they lack any type of punch or originality. And I mean, most styles of EDM really do not have any room for originality, but Future Bass just seems to have this problem where producers and DJs just churn out the most generic sounding beats they can. Always Find You, thankfully, doesn't have that issue.
Always Find You has a breakdown that washes over you and makes you feel like you're floating. There's a depth of sound/feeling here that I don't get with most Future Bass tracks. Yuri isn't the best vocalist, but she does her best to stand head and shoulders above the instrumentation (and has a producer that wants those Big Man Monies™). There are also vocoded bits that serve as a hook interjected into the prechorus that make it pop, and it's just... *clenches fist* So Good!!
Always find you is a collaboration between Yuri and English based producer/DJ Raiden for SMSTATION. There is an English version that features on Protocol Records' Youtube channel that you can watch here.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
Hometown (Ryan)
Ryan's Hometown sounds like someone decided to take acid, and turn the experience into a song. It's... I'm not quite sure if I like the way it turned out.
Hometown starts out nice and easy, folks. She's not gonna hurt you. Yet. Ryan creates a beautifully tranquil atmosphere with just his voice and a piano, but it doesn't stay that way for long. Hometown very quickly builds and crests into a drop that I would lovingly describe as Dissociation At It's Finest™.
Cause a bitch feels like she's flying!! YEEHAW, MOTHERFUCKERS!!
After the second verse is when Hometown takes a turn into Bad Trip™ land. This section takes the gentle and almost euphoric feeling of the first drop, and inverts them into something nightmareish. If you're not prepared for this section, it can scare the absolute shit outta you. I don't know why Ryan decided to add it, because the lazy bitch couldn't be fucked to properly transition out of it when he goes into the second prechorus. Either way, if you can get past how odd that shit is, Hometown is pretty great.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Beautiful Life (Six Bomb)
Six Bomb is a group that keeps cropping up out of nowhere and surprising my ass, and you'd think I'd be used to this shit by now. At least they left the gimmicky concepts at home, and decided to just deliver a nice song this time around.
Beautiful Life is really not much to write home around. It's just a really simple pop song, accented by a sax riff that honestly makes the song. If you're sick to the back of ya teef of sax riffs in your pop music, then skip to the next song, this one is not for you. But if you don't mind them, Beautiful Life is nice.
Rating - Shuffle Bait
Baby Boo (High Soul featuring KissN and Mint)
You know that feeling when you stan a rookie from a small company that you aren't sure is gonna make it?!!?! That's me with High Soul. She showed up last year on a random episode of Music Core with a song I couldn't find a video for, and besides a few more sporadic daily music show appearances, I haven't heard from her since.
Baby Boo is a very cutesy swing song that I have to be in a cutesy mood to listen to. If the entire track was just KissN (except for Lime's rap break), I'd probably like this way more, but High Soul's nasally tone is a bit too much with the brightness of the instrumentation. I'm glad that she's still making music, but sis... This ain't the move.
Rating - Conditional Rotation
Miss You (Jang Sooa)
Miss You is a very smooth and straight forward RnB song. This is the type of song I wanna play after listening to a song like CHASY's Memories:Snow, because it helps me anchor my soul back to reality.
Cause shit, a bitch really be visitin' four dimensions in the Higher Realm™ while listening to tracks like Memories:Snow.
Miss You is your typical Acoustic Coffee Shop RnB Midtempo to the T. But that's okay, sis!! We love those around these parts!! People these days are really scared to do shit that's considered ~typical~, but sometimes it's just best to stay in your lane. And that's what Ms Sooa does with Miss You.
Ms Sooa has a really pretty voice that compliments the instrumentation of Miss You very well. More intricate vocal production/arrangement would've been appreciated, tho. And mayhaps a rap break?!?! I feel like this needs a rap break. Nonetheless, a really nice song.
Rating - Shuffle Bait
vague (Ha Un)
Vague is a song you'd hear playing in an upscale bar. Pleasantly funky, but in a manner you can ignore if you wanted to.
There's not really much for me to say about vague other than "I liked it, it was good". A song like this is a textbook Shuffle Bait track, sis. I like the funkiness of the guitars and bass, and the way Ha Un's voice sis on top of the track is Very Nice™, but everything from the arrangement to the chord progressions used here are things I've heard in other songs. And not only that, but used more creatively.
Vague isn't a bad song, it just isn't that creative. And honestly, while I did just say that sometimes it's better to just stay in your lane, sometimes you stay a little *too* far in your lane.
Rating - Shuffle Bait
FLY (Heera featuring PDAY)
FLY is a song I was looking forward to, because the teasers gave me a nice instrumental. But sis... Heera's vocals were whack. They did the thing where they had the hook play out over silence, and... It wasn't cute. BUT!! I've been fooled by teasers before, so I figured I should hear FLY in full before condemning it.
My initial reaction was correct. This instrumentation is amazing, but Miss Heera's voice gets hella screechy. It's not pleasant. And while I like that this is an experimental electroRnB track that isn't too left field, I don't like it enough to purposefully play the song more than twice.
Rating - Shuffle Bait
6 (Six) (MDSZ)
6 sounds like it should be the opener for a Shounen Jump anime. That extended intro at the beginning would lend itself very well to a Bleach or Black Cat type of show.
6 is a synth driven pop/punk track. I wasn't sure what to make of this song at first, but it grew on me. Like, a fuckin' weed. This type of track would be great to work out to. I mean, I don't really work out, but I'd assume the energy here would hype you up like you're the baddest bitch in that gym.
If I ever find myself in Korea, I'd love to hear this song live. The studio version packs quite the punch, but it feels a little restrained. And that's very common with songs like these, because mixing them requires you to EQ a lot of the different elements quite aggressively to get them to sound nice together in a recording. But still, live show. I wanna be there.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
The Fabulous Five
5. NIRVANA (Ravi)
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Can someone please find me what that melody being played by the xylophone at the beginning of this song is from?!?!! It sounds so annoying familiar, but I can't place it and it's gonna drive me nuts.
Not as nuts as Ravi's Sik-k imitations, but close.
Nirvana starts out sounding very on trend for a K-HipHop song. I'm not gonna lie, I was debating if I should leave Nirvana off the list, because Ravi's intro was just... So Bad™. But since we're being better people in 2018, I decided to give the whole song a chance, and I was very surprised. The verse had me boppin' a lil, cause Ravi ditches the autotune and starts rapping like he means it.
But nothing could have prepared for the Rave Realness™ of the chorus, ladies.
The autotune is back with a vengeance, but it fits the Rave backdrop better, so I'm not mad. And I will admit (grudgingly), that the hook is catchy as fuck all. This combination, lowkey, reminds me of Azealia Banks' Ice Princess (the verse bits on Nirvana are more RnB than trap, but same concept). This kind of combo really shouldn't work, but the transition into the Rave sections from the verses is clean af.
Jimin's bits are a nice break from Ravi (he's learned to stop embellishing his voice, but he can still be annoying at times), but I feel like they could have utilized her more in the track. The brightness of her voice contrasts the depth of Ravi's, plus she elevates the Rave sections very nicely. But we literally hear her for 10 seconds twice and dassit, boo!!
For whatever reason, Nirvana gets mixed into one of the b-sides on Ravi's mixtape called Alcohol in the official video. You can listen to both tracks separately here.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
4. Sunset Dream (Kriesha Chu)
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Miss Kriesha Chu got bored with that Future Bass mess Hui (of Pentagon) gave her and decided to take a swipe at Ariana's ponytail. Turn up!!
Sunset Dream swaggerjacks Problem down to the horn riffs and trap breakdowns, sis. Fortunately, it does so in a way that improves upon the original, and isn't reductive. Kriesha Chu doesn't particularly care that we know she stole Problem out from underneath Ariana Grande's nose. She just wants us to know that she's a better dancer.
And has more stage presence, but let's not get *too shady*.
I don't really understand why Like Paradise was chosen to be the title track from Kriesha Chu's first glorified single album mini album when Sunset Dream was right there. This song makes Like Paradise look dusty af, and I'm salty as hell now. Either way, I'm glad she decided to perform it on MCD One Good Time™. If you'd like to hear the studio version, you may do so here.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
3. Memories:Snow (CHASY featuring Yeonhee)
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If I ever lucked out and got cast in a movie, I'd want this song to play during the first makeout scene with my character's boyfriend. These types of really intense breakdowns are perfect for those types of scenes, sis.
CHASY's Memories:Snow is what I wanted from Ryan's Hometown - a straightforward EDM track to dissociate to. There are no surprise breakdowns or beat switches here, baby. Memories:Snow is 100% chillstep. And I fucking love it. These types of songs are great for bad days, because they either make me cry or feel like I'm floating.
Obviously, I like the floaty feel feels better, because that doesn't make physically exhausted, but sometimes a bitch just has to cry.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
2. Glue (Planetarium Records)
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Last we saw the boys of Planetarium Records, they were ruining my life with tropical flavored RnB. Glue sees them trading in the tropical synths and drum beats for more conventional, Gospel inspired RnB sounds and hip hop beats.
And to the utter surprise and shock of absolutely no one, I fucking loved it.
While Blah was a "winin' on the beach, dancin' by the sand castles" type of track that would make any misc. group of niggas party go crazy, Glue is slow n sultry. Glue is a "slow dancing with bae" type track. Glue is a "I'm gon' romance you if it's the L A S T thing I do" track. Glue is the type of song you sing to bae when you wanna get in dem guts (or have bae blunder yours #InclusivityInOurSexJams). Glue is a song of many moods, sis.
Glue is brought to us today via a special showcase live video. The Planetarium boys were kind enough to also post their performance of Blah, which you may view here.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
1. On or Off (Nick & Sammy)
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So like... Y'all just gon' snatch up Eric Nam like that!?!? Y'all really gon' steal my mans' song, and do it better than him!?!?!? I'm not mad (#SorryBae :3), I'm just curious, sis!!
On or Off is 90% a funky ass bassline, and y'all K N O W how I feel about Funk in my K-Pop!! It's also 90% Sammy rapping (and a lil singing), but I'm absolutely not mad at that, either. Nick comes in with his smooth n bright tenor just enough that it doesn't feel like On or Off is Sammy featuring Nick (in fact, I probably wouldn't like this song as much if it was just Sammy), so it's all good.
On or Off, like I mentioned above, is Funky af. Nick & Sammy have snatched their own little slice of the '90s with track, and it works so ridiculously well. On or Off is also lowkey af; this is a song you play when the party's winding down, sis. It's a lil hype, but you not trynna have nobody be buckwild.
Btw, am I just imagining things or does it sound like the na na na's were quoted from Will Smith's Gettin' Jiggy Wit It?!?!?! They didn't lift the actual audio from the song, but it sounds like they recorded their own version of that bit.
1theK continues to do the Lord's work by providing a Special Clip of On or Off (it's basically a live studio recording with) that you can watch here. Nick & Sammy also posted a dance practice video to their channel that you can view here. And be sure to check out the other videos on their Youtube channel; their covers and mashups are fucking amazing.
Rating - Heavy Rotation
Alright guys, that's it for today's list!! Be sure to tune in this time next for my next Review Roundup featuring songs from this week (I'll try to keep it under 20 songs this time, but no promises)!! And don't forget to keep your eyes open on Friday for the next entry in my SHINee Feature Spotlight series, where we're gonna be looking at some of SHINee's more contemporary tracks!!
I'm also starting up full length reviews again, pending my work schedule. I've got two lined up for next Monday, one at 12pm EST and the other at 6pm EST. Be sure to show them some love, guys!!
Love you all.
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vishnya-azraq · 7 years ago
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Okay first can we all appreciate this little piece of art made by my little five years old sister ?
Y'know I told you about the fact that she basically came watching me while I was drawing, asking to put a flower crown on Lapis’ head. I then finished the post after saying she watched Steven Universe at the end of the day. I stopped because this actually deserves its own post.
Before I talk about the whole SU experience I need to add that I found out where she got the idea of the crown from - A little before asking she was crying about wanting to put a flower crown she found on her head and my family wouldn’t allow her to and explained that this was for a wedding we’re going. So from what I know this crown is for my aunt who’s getting married next week. Basically my sis’ asked me to draw a fucking WEDDING CROWN to Lapis I guess she made the link with the dance since yeah, when we celebrate a wedding people dance ? Idk this makes it cuter lol.
Now back to the subject, why am I proud of what happened when she actually watched ? Lemme tell you -
I was just trying to find something to do on my computer and put the season 3, my favorite, and she decided to watch too. I kinda randomly put an episode and went for Beta since she knows all the characters from this one so she wouldn’t be lost (and since she doesn’t understand english putting episodes in order is useless for now). We then watched several episodes from the season.
First episode. She spent. THE WHOLE EPIDODE FANGIRLING OVER PERIDOT. I’m not joking. I litteraly did nothing. She just kept saying things like “Oooooh the green one is my favorite !!” “She’s so cute and funny love the faces she makes !!!"”I LOVE HER VOICE HER VOICE IS ADORABLE !!!!!” . I mean I’m not surprised (coming from a kid who ties her tablet on her arm…also she actually drew the picture above before watching) but for some reason I thought her fav would be Amethyst ? She already saw her before and liked her bUT NO IT’S PERIDOT and it gets better after it
I then proceeded to put Peridot episodes (well, she actually sort of chose the episodes). We went for Barn Mates. Characters she likes, full of Peri. Ship material for my stupid shipper brain.
“Wah she’s so well drawn on this one !!!! I like how she is here” Yeah thumbs up for Lauren Zuke, support from my lil’ sis.
She continued to fangirl. And she started to like Lapis too. And Steven. But still, Peri is her fav. She kept asking question and the episode ended but she wanted what’s next. Well, let’s go for Hit the diamond.
“-Why is she hiding ? -Well she thinks the Rubies are gonna shatter her. -What happens if they do ?? -Well…she dies -*gasp* THEY’RE NOT GONNA SHATTER HER RIGHT ???”
“-Were they playing baseball to protect her ? -Yep. -Who’s winning then ? -Them. They won. Don’t worry she’s fine :’)”
She also started to love Lapis, wait, I mean, “Bob”. Basically laughing at every single reaction from her.She also sometimes asked stuff about Sapphire “Is the little blue one nice ? Who is she with ? The red one ?” and said she’s also cute lol She kept asking stuff about Lapis and Peri but I keep this for a little later
We then watched some other episodes, and I ask her what season she wants and we went for the fourth Kindergarten Kid, Lion 4, Room for Ruby, and, 3 gems and a baby and then Gem Harvest (chosen by her and my cousin, lol.)
She was still fangirling and saying to my other cousin that she absolutely loves Peridot and how she loved her powers and Here’s basically the rest of what she asked and said :
“What happens if we take Steven’s gem ? If we try does her mother come back ?!” (ADMIT IT YOU ALSO WONDERED THE SAME THING AT LEAST ONCE.) “WAIT DID STEVEN SAY HE WAS HIS MOM’S SISTER ? HOW” (i’m kinda proud she -almost- understood this quote hahaha) “Ooooh loooook Peridot is smaller than Lapis !!!” “Why does Steven draw them the same height ?!”“ I want to draw them too like he did !!” “Is Lapis going to accept Peridot’s gift ? Is she ?! Aw no :(” “AW THEY HAVE A LITTLE PUMPKIN DOG !!!” “-Why are they laughing together ?? -Well, they’re making jokes together!” (she then proceeded to make jokes too. And make a weird impression of pumpkin.) “Why is Peridot sad when Lapis is sad/mad ?” “Why does she want to get along with her ?!”
That’s all I can remember. ‘Cause my sister never stopped to ask stuff about them. And pointing out that Peridot is small XD I obviously tried to answer but it’s hard not to laugh to this XD
She keeps trying to get into the same stuff as me and look what happens lol.
OH YEAH OBVIOUSLY I’LL UPDATE THIS IF SHE ACTUALLY DRAWS LAPIS AND PERI TOGETHER
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alotta-lovin · 7 years ago
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I'd really love to know more about you and Dean!! Are you a hunter? How did you two meet? How do you get along with Sam? What's your relationship with Dean like? Do you have pet names for each other? What was your reaction to his first (and other) deaths? How does he react to you getting hurt? Has he ever let you drive baby? How do you both like to relax after a stressful hunt? Have you had any really bad fights? -💜
SURE THING ANON!!! Just so you know its long…as fuck.
Are you a hunter?
I am– i’m a witch as well not a great one or anything either just…small things. So mostly hunter?????
How did you two meet?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HO HO HO HO HO– ACTUALLY, On a hunt— it was… something. I believe it was a run of the mill Vampire nest if im remembering correctly how we met– i was already pursuing the nest at this point no hell and let alone the knowledge that they were pursuing it at the same time i was and just kinda we came in from different sides and saw each other last minute before the fuckin doors shut letting everyone in the nest know that we were there… So start fighting and killing off the nest one by one when possible…and because im small and i was caught up in my own brain and confused about how i didn’t know others were pursuing this nest that were a team at that and would more than likely have a better chance with it as well than with me goin in on it alone like i originally planned and what i had found out it was a lot bigger than what i fuckin though’ so you can imagine how many times i would snap back to reality when he was yelling “Behind you!” or other directions “Left!” “Turn the fuck around!”.
After a few minutes of it i kinda got annoyed by being demanded after i was actually registering what i was doing and where they were coming from, and with that annoyed anger i started becoming sharper with my swings and hits when needed and I did get hit a few times of course cause im small and maybe got a lil too cocky when getting into the zone more– and Sam was the one to take on the Head of the nest– and after finishing up and with me i burn the bodies of the monsters i kill so i made them help me drag them all out to the back to burn the bodies and such..  And standing there with my hands in my pockets, my machete at my side on the ground from tossing it there and watching the flames glow and trying not to get a headache from the smell of flesh fuckin burning he walked up put his hand out and said “I’m Dean.” and with his other hand using his thumb to point back to his brother “And that’s Sammy”. i took a minute before i wiped the semi dried blood off my hand and onto my jeans as much as i possibly could i grabbed his hand and shook it, cleared my throat and spoke up “And I’m Faith.” letting go of his hand i then put it back in my pocket and turned to face him “Didn’t know you were pursuing the nest at all- sorry if i fucked up any plans you had” which was followed by “Don’t worry about it, i just think a tiny gal like you shouldn’t be going into big cases like that–” “And i don’t think you should be telling me what i can and can not do here, Darlin’. Make sure it burns out for me.” which i then leaned down and pulled my hand back out of my pocket and grabbed my machete and started heading to my Blazer (something probs like this) and waved to Sammy before shaking his hand introducing myself to him and actually exchanging numbers with him if they needed “A tiny gal” to help with a case. then headed towards my car unlocking it and throwing the Machete onto the other side of the seat and getting then proceeding to drive away basically. 
How do you get along with Sam?
Not gonna lie– Sam and i get along really well– like the replacement big brother i never had to replace the shit one i got??? its nice. Hell he was the one that fuckin straight up told Dean to stop being a pussy and admit that he had feelings for me cause he wouldn’t shut up about how he was demanding Sammy to message me to see if i was okay and or if i needed help just so he could see me or always asking Sammy “Have you heard from Faith lately” and just– as much as Dean and i get on each others tails about things and annoy the other with small things Sam knew i had feelings for Dean and thats because i told him but it was also the way i treated him??? i guess?? but Sam was the one to fuckin tell Dean to man up and tell me and mean-time-in-between-time IM FUCKIN SITTING RIGHT THERE AND JUST WITH A “wait whut” look on my face before registering what the fuck is happening and hiding my face in the table 
What’s your relationship with Dean like?
Its— How do i put this– Okay, so i like doing my own thing, ill listen by rules if needed you know, and ill respect others and i have my own rules too so i follow by those and i have rules for other people, And same goes for Dean you know?
So sometimes things like that get in and sorta make us fight– but its mostly because we aren’t used to feeling like this feeling???? For him its, “Everyone ive loved so far has died and i dont want this to happen but shes being so fuckin— Stubborn about doing this ONE THING!” and for me its “I don’t want to lose this person i feel so strongly for but i dont understand this feeling and he wont listen to this ONE THING and i get that he has his ways and i have mine but…i dont want to lose him…at all.” So its fighting because we love each other but then that leads to lots of love building up more and more worry but also more trust in the other after proving that we’ll be okay. Its..a little all over the place but its also held together well??
Hell if he’s angry and fucking beating a tree with his bare fists im that fuckin girl to sit there and grab a drink and watch him do it while talking to Sam..that or if im working on like something to make me relax like lets say– a Flower necklace and i finished the spell on it ill walk up behind him and put it around his neck and he instantly relaxes…maybe too much cause he ends up falling back onto me and i have to catch him– its a weird but nice relationship if that makes sense?.
Heck– man if he fuckin flirts with a chick im that person to walk up and start flirting with someone as well– It gets him to stop and when he stops ill stop. so he’s slowly learned and is learning “Okay no flirting other than with her” but still does it from time to time.
Do you have pet names for each other?
We have to keep in mind i use pet names for everyone– and when i say everyone i mean EVERYONE. sometimes stuff like “Lil fucker” “Fuckin bitch” “Dipnap” for some odd reason to things like “Sweetie” “Sugar” “Babe” not even kidding. BUT! i have special ones for him.
⁃ Dreamboat (From Me to Dean)⁃ Casanova (From Me to Dean)⁃ Little Darlin’ (From Dean to Me)⁃ Baby Doll (From Dean to Me)⁃ Pain in my fuckin ass (From Me to Dean)(In a loving, irritated/annoyed way)⁃ Tiny Brat (From Dean to Me) (In a loving, irritated/annoyed way)
Phone Contact names : (Both Phones)
Dean:
Phone #1 ⁃ Angel Eyes (Faith)Phone #2 ⁃ Lady Luck
Faith:
Phone #1 ⁃ Hotshot (Dean)Phone #2 ⁃ Knockout
Bonus!:
⁃ Champ (From Me to Sammy) (Sisterly way)⁃ Peaches (From Sammy to Me) (Brotherly way) (His definition for calling me it in his words are : “I think you’re delightful and you’re a sweetie like a peach so, instead of just sis; you know…Peaches?”)
What was your reaction to his first (and other) deaths? :
Okay they basically killed me and each time he fuckin came back i always thought for some fucked reason that some fucking demon or shape shifter was always trying to fuck with me so– you can imagine how many things have been thrown or shot at him– or splashed with holy water as well—
How does he react to you getting hurt? :
Oh god–  Okay, so …not good?? but also like a huge worry-wart and if its really bad (I.E. gunshot wounds, deep stabs or extreme wounds) hes not hesitant to start calling for Feather butt–.
Has he ever let you drive baby? :
Yeah actually- a few times, the first time he was very– demanding that i do things a certain way and i got annoyed and fed up with it so i took my foot of the gas and my hands off the wheel, going down hill and crossed my arms and looked over at him while Sam sat in the back mortified and scared cause the car started to drift to the other side of the road with on-coming traffic and all i said with a dead-pan look “You wanna drive then? Be my guest. ill wait” which was followed by “OKAY DO WHAT YOU WANT JUST DRIVE DAMMIT BEFORE WE GET HIT!” “Okay then, thank you” and – it was an experience..needless to say he doesn’t try to boss around my driving. In baby or my Blazer.
How do you both like to relax after a stressful hunt? :
Hot. Showers. even more over if its a bloody hunt too– just…Hot Showers most of the time…and for him lots of drinks while im just having a few here and there and more so drinking tea more than likely. that or…other things.
Have you had any really bad fights? :
Yes. a few actually– they were more so while we were both denying our feelings… The first one was when i was still confused why i got so jealous about him talking to other girls/guys all around and when he would gloat about what pussy he got the night before. but continuing on he started flirting with our waitress while we were at a Diner, i ordered my food, then Sam..then Dean– and of course she was very much okay with it and with how small i am and how i look the age im not which is that of a young child– She more than likely thought i was their little cousin or somethin of that nature, and when she came back with our food after a little while he said thank you and bit his lip as she waved and walked away which was followed by him watching her walk away….I picked up my plate slid out of the booth and dumped it into his lap and threw the plate into his lap as well which i then leaned over the table and grabbed my car keys (we took my Blazer) and walked out driving back to the hotel leaving both Sam and Dean there to walk back with no key-card to get back in….i i think it was over reacting personally but Sam things he deserved it since a few hours before picking me up he was so worried and excited to hear about what had been going on with me and all this other bullsnaps…but that was our first big/really bad “Fight”???? theres more which some have lead in either me getting into my Blazer and driving off and going ghost on him but not Sam for a month or two or if i was holding a bat (most common for me) or a machete and i was close to baby… As much as i hate myself for it but at the time i didnt really care ive put dents in the hood or ive broken the windows or scratched the pant— it was bad… but yeah.
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Chapter 17
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Jaylen
I cheesed anxiously as I stopped in front of the door to my condo. I hadn’t been home in 4 weeks, because I had been at the center. I was only home for Thanksgiving, and it felt so fucking good to be back.
Being at that fucking center was stressful. Stressful then a motherfucker, but I was making a bit of progress. Unfortunately, I ain’t had no weed, xan’s, lean, nothing in 4 whole weeks. I was dying on the inside, but I knew I could do it. My mama would be proud.
Just as I found my key, I noticed heard a loud thud next to me that honestly scared the shit out of me. Ever since Robyn’s ex nigga shot me, a nigga gets paranoid to loud bangs and shit.
I looked over to my right and realized that it was just Odell’s big ass and he had fell. He was struggling to get up, because his ankle was still broken. I stopped what I was doing and walked over to him, holding my hand out. He looked at it before acting as if I weren’t here.
“Don’t be like that O.” I sighed, already over this fucking grudge he had against me. Shit, we been bros before Robyn was even in the picture. If you ask me, he taking this shit too fucking serious. More serious than Robyn is.
This nigga know I don’t got friends and I been lonely as shit.
He looked at me again before sighing and taking my hand. I helped him back into his place, noticing the smell of somebody throwing down in the kitchen in the process. Shit smelled so fucking good.
“Y’all cooking?” I questioned as he nodded.
“The girls is.” He states dryly as he disappeared down the hall to his room. I see he still wasn’t trying to fuck wit me. It’s cool.
“Where Robyn at? I just wanna speak.” I asked Winter as she pointed to the patio. I smiled, because I knew she was probably doing her daily routine of sketches while drinking her tea. She used to come to my crib all the time and do that. Winter pointed towards the patio, barely paying me any attention.
As soon as I slid the patio door open, she began to talk. “Eric, you better have Lemonade and not tea.” She spoke, as she didn’t bother to look back.
I swear I wanted to say who the fuck is Eric, but I had to remember that she didn’t know I was here. Shit, who the fuck was Eric though? I counted to three over and over in my head, just like I’ve been doing at the center, before calming myself down.
I made my way behind her, wrapping my arms around her, placing my hands closer to her pussy. She froze up and looked back at me before laughing. “What the hell? Jaylen?” She smiled, turning around the hug me. I knew she missed me touch. That’s why she ain’t push a nigga off.
“Long time no see, huh?” I smiled, leaning against the rail in front of us. She couldn’t stop staring at me with a smile.
“You look.. so refreshed and healthy.” She pinched my cheeks as if I were a kid. She didn’t know I was in rehab, and I didn’t plan on telling her either.
“I look good, huh? You know you wanna hop on my shit. We can go in yo room like old times.” I smirked as she laughed and playfully pushed me.
Now if I would’ve fell off this fucking rail.
“You got a lighter, Rob?” Some nigga came out with a blunt behind his ear. I noticed that it was the same exact nigga that she asked to take her home that night. So we playing that game?
“Nah my nigga, she good. She ain’t got a bitch ass thing.” I stood up, facing him. I don’t know where the fuck Robyn be meeting these niggas.
She mines.
“Jaylen-“
“Nigga, did I ask you? She don’t even want yo ass, chill the fuck out.” He spoke, putting his weed back in his pocket as he looked at me.
“Jaylen, please don’t start anything. Please.” Robyn looked me in the eyes. I sighed, not saying a word before leaving the patio.
Swear if I hadn’t been getting help, walking away wouldn’t even have been an option.
Winter had came out of the kitchen telling everyone the food was ready. After washing our hands, making our plates, saying grace, we were all now at the table digging in. I ain’t had no home cooked meal in a while. Shit was banging. Especially the Mac and cheese. My fucking favorite.
“Who made this Mac and cheese?” I asked, stuffing my mouth with some more.
“I did.” The nigga spoke. I coughed as I started to spit some of it out.
“Figures. Shit dry as hell.” I shrugged as everyone at the table gave me a look.
This was gone be a long night.
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Odell
I leaned back in my favorite recliner and kicked my feet up with Winter straddling my lap. She straightened her hair for me today and pranced around in a big ass jersey with her future last name on the back. Beckham.
Since my injury, she been chillin' out a lil' bit, been taking her medication on time so she could be the best nurse she could be. Little did she know, she could do no wrong in my eyes. I loved the shit outta her crazy ass.
We watched the three high ass stooges; Robyn, Deja, and her "friend" Eric play UNO at the roundtable. The day came to a close, dishes was done, and the house was clean.
This Thanksgiving was actually one of the best, no complaints. Win read my mind when she kissed my lips and said, “Today was perfect, huh, baby?" she asked and I nodded and closed my eyes, moaning lowly as she played with my curls that were freshly dyed in blonde. She had the magic fuckin' touch, swear to God.
"Yeah, it was cool. I just wish I could be as mobile, y'know?" I adjusted her in my arms so she wasn't sitting directly where my pain was. I groaned and she tried to get up.
"Baby, I don't wanna hurt you." I held her tight and kissed her temple.
"Don't worry about me. I just wanna hold you, man. Been in Memphis too long." she smiled and melted in my hug.
"Dell, can you do me a favor?" she looked up at me while I looked straight at the entertainment center, where the tv was mounted. My Giants were playing against the Chargers and I hope my niggas out there were capable enough to whoop they asses without me.
"Yeah, baby. Whatchu need?" I asked without thinking about it or looking her way.
"Look at me first, nigga damn."
"Commercial, Win. You know how important this shit is."
"Am I not important to you, bitch?"
I sighed and pressed pause. Tossing the remote on the other side of the couch.
"Fuck you need, Winter?" I mumbled before my face softened. She's so damn beautiful.
"Talk to Jaylen." she nodded over to the slide doors and I sighed, reaching back over for the remote. She grabbed it before I could and threw that bitch like she was one of my teammates.
"Listen to me!" she whined.
"I heard whatchu said. I'm good."
"I ain't ask if you was good, go see about your brother."
"We hardly cousins. Nigga ain't part of me no more." she rolled her eyes and neck and I did the same.
"Fuck outta here with the attitude. You don't even like that nigga." I mumbled, playing with her belly ring so I ain't have to look at her.
"Baby," she picked my head up. "I know I said some foul shit about him but he's out here hurting. Ya'll were friends before Rob. Can't just delete history because you're mad."
"That shit he did to my sis was foul. That's ya best friend, you saw how shawty was hurting."
"I know. But now, he's cooped up in rehab with less friends than he's had before. You were his only friend, Dell. Just go talk to him."
I sighed hard and blew air outta my cheeks. I looked out to the balcony and saw Jaylen drawing at the table with a cigarette tucked behind his ear. "Aight."
She smiled and held my face. "Be the bigger person, ugly. Love you."
"I love you back." I mumbled and she helped me up. I walked over to the fridge and grabbed two Coronas and limped all the way outside. He had some music playing, he hummed to it and kept doing what he was doing. Not even noticing my big ass offering my company.
I sat across from him and knocked on his piece of paper. "You want one or is this gunna fuck up progress?" I slid the beer across the table and he accepted it.
"Thanks, man." he mumbled and turned the music down. We cracked our beers open and sipped them in silence.
"You aight? They treating you good in there?"
"It's like jail, bro. Restrictions all over. I'm aight though. How you?"
"Leg getting better. Still a little pain when I do certain shit. I should be good for next season."
He nodded with a smirk. "Good 'cause ya niggas sufferin', ya'll had ya'll asses handed to you in that Sea Hawks game."
"Kiss my ass." I laughed.
"Aye man, I'm sorry for everything that went down."
"I don't wanna hear that shit, man. I can't forgive you for damaging my sister. I'm only out here because Winter miss the brotherhood. I'm chillin' without it."
"I'm still sorry, nigga. If you can't accept it that's ya problem."
"If I wasn't sure that I would break some other shit in my leg, I would fuck you up and throw you over that damn rail."
"All bark, nigga. What stopped you from doing that shit in seventh grade?" he laughed and I busted out lauging.
"Yo, I coulda ended you hella times and never took my chance."
"And why's that?"
"Because no matter how smart your fuckin' mouth is and how wild you be out here, you still my little bro. How I'ma protect you from niggas getting at you if I do the job for them?" I laughed.
"I appreciate you, O. Annoying ass guardian angel."
"Steer clear of my sister for a minute, man. She glowin', enjoying life. If you love her you gotta let her enjoy her shit. Even if that means without you. Don't force it, Jay."
He nodded and I dapped him up, hugging him.
"Hold ya head out there. Stay clean."
"I'ma try."
"Try ya hardest. I don't wanna hear no bad news about my nigga."
He nodded again.
"Now help me up so I could get at them leftovers." I yelled and he rushed over to the other side of the table and successfully pulled me up. For as scrawny as he was, this nigga was strong. My little big brother.
I limped back to the kitchen and Robyn crept up behind me. "Everything okay?"
"Yeah, we squashed it." I mumbled putting some food in the microwave.
"Good. I felt bad that you guys fell out over me."
"We fell out because he ain't know how to treat you. Don't feel bad, Rob." she smirked.
"Don't let this shit happen again. How you meet that nigga?" I nodded over to the roasting session in the living room.
"He works at a tattoo shop in Memphis."
"Tattoo? You got tatted Rob?" she rolled her sleeve up and showed me the tattoos of her dad and mom.
"Yo, that's crazy. New life got you feelin' yaself." she smiled. "I'm happy for you."
"Thank you."
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Deja
As I was coming out of the bathroom, Winter popped up and scared the shit outta me, pushing me back in.
"Winter, what the hell are you doing?"
She ignored my question and continued to scowl at me. "Bitch, you don't speak today?"
"Girl, get the fuck out my face. You were buried under your nigga all day. I ain't wanna raise hell in his crib. I speak when spoken to."
"Where's your Southern hospitality?" she smiled and I rolled my eyes and walked out of the bathroom and back to the couch so I could go back to sleep. She got the game fucked up. It's 4 in the morning and now she's tryna run game.
"Deja." she stood over me and I opened my eyes to slits. "I know you're not mad at me for being with my man."
"Nah but it would've been nice to know that you had one." I mumbled, stealing most of the covers from Eric.
"So you didn't notice this big ass promise ring on my finger? You ain't got a right to be mad, who's Shelby?"
"Nobody." I mumbled and rolled my eyes.
"Nobody sure as hell got a lot of emoji's next to her name. You lying to me already, baby?"
"Can ya'll shut the fuck up?" Eric mumbled from the other side of the couch and I giggled.
"Sorry, E."
"Shut up. Ya restless ass is just mad Robyn making you work for ya nut." Winter said louder than she needed to. We laughed and he flicked us off half-asleep.
"Come here." Win took my hand and led me to the dark ass kitchen. She picked me up and put me on the counter and turned to grab something from the fridge.
"So you're not gunna tell me who Shelby is?" she mumbled, playing with my robe.
"My girlfriend."
"And you're mad why...?"
"I didn't throw her in your face. We're barely together."
"I didn't throw Odell in your face. Your lookin' ass was staring." she laughed.
Folding my arms, I sighed and tried to leave. Her mean ass was making me fall harder. She grabbed a strawberry from the container and sprayed some whipped cream on the tip and put it to my lips.
"Bite it before I bite yo ass." I rolled my eyes and bit it slow and sexy, looking into her eyes. She raised my robe a bit and brushed her fingers against my clit.
"Winter, if you don't get the hell away from me. I'll devour your heterosexual ass." I laughed and she did the same, feeding me another piece.
The lights flicked on and two big ass niggas appeared. "Win, what the fuck is this?" her boyfriend asked.
I widened my eyes and kept eating the strawberry. "Yeah shit, if I knew you was down. We could've had something special." Jaylen said and I laughed loudly. He’s been cracking jokes all day.
"I invite you in my fuckin' house and you tryna court my girl?" Odell asked.
"Nigga please, ya girl was all on me back in Memphis." Winter gave me a look.
"Winter, come to my crib. Lemme show you something real quick." Jaylen mumbled. This nigga was funny as shit.
"Jay, shut up, my nigga. Winter, you plan on telling me some shit?"
"She ain't do shit. It wasn't even like that. Relax." I mumbled, frustrated because her nice ass lips could've had me all on 'em by now.
"I mean, if you into niggas I could wipe that frown off ya face and have yo ass floating." Jaylen bragged on his dick and I rolled my eyes.
"I'm aight. Thanks for the offer. Am I being kicked out or can I go back to sleep?"
"Go ahead, scary." Winter mumbled with a wink and I laughed, hopping off the counter and back to the couch with Eric. "That ass got caught?" he asked in his sleep and I nodded.
"Bold ass." he mumbled.
"Like you weren't fighting the urge to go upstairs and find Robyn."
"Mind ya business." he smiled and I laughed.
"Yeah, ugly. Mind yours."
"Aight ya'll, I'm out. Bye sexy." Jaylen blew a kiss at me and I scrunched up my face.
"It's something about that nigga." Eric mumbled and I shrugged. He seemed cool to me.
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Could you do one were the boys react to hearing someone say something rude about their s/o?
Jason :• 'haha what'• you try to convince him that it's nothing and you've heard worse• that pissed him off even more • lUpA jAsOn• aka lots and lots of growls and shit liek dat• you're his princess/prince/royalty so to him you deserve the best and only the best.• 'babe I swear I didn't shock him on purpose' 'Jace I saw you, literally build up static electricity before talking to him'• one day the guy apologizes• you know your boyfriend is behind it because there's obviously burn mark's on the kids wrists• 'Jason' you sigh, but you like how protective he is of you• might go overboard just a lil bit• immediately turns back into the dork u know and lovePercy :• it's a fUCKING WRAP• 'what the fuck did you just say?' and his glare leaves the person sHOOK AND THEY MAY HAVE PISSED THEMSELVES BC PERCY IS SERIOUSLY SCARY• Percy's like a tsunami when he's pissed off. • you're kinda shook too, and you're just tryna calm your sea boy down, but Percy clearly isn't having it• he. hates. bullies.• it's like, three in the morning when you hear a scream come from the lake, and half of the camp gets up to see what's happening. • Percy's smiling deviously at the shore, while the water naiads attempt to rip up the same kid who insulted you. • you managed to convince Percy, after an hour, to help the kid out. • Percy does, reluctantly• the kid avoids you now, and Percy honestly couldn't be happier• he scare• he scare a lot• immediately turns back into a puppy right after like bitch what r u perseus jacksonFrank• he soff we know this• very passive, hEAVILY PASSIVE• 'mhm, like you didn't just insult-' 'fRANK'• stubborn and doesn't let go of it for like weEKS• death glares and growls for days (deez roman bois wow dey love dey growls)• is wAYY MORE INTIMIDATING THEN PEOPLE NORMALLY THOUGHT• where soff frank ?!• noT HERE BITCH• purposely gets partnered with them to spar, then proceeds to kick their asses without breaking a sWEAT• doesn't let it go until like a month after• 'Frank it happened a month ago' 'okay and u don't deserve that shit'• goes back to bein soff and u lob himLeo :• immediately responds 'tú madre' to the insult• then his true, shit talking Latino side comes out like 'surprise bitch !!!'• bc lemme tell u, as a Latina, we are very good at switching up languages and insulting people like fifty times over in one sentence• their life would be eNDED, DONE, OVER• Leo's a true fucking savage, he leaves no area untouched like he'll come for their life, their clothing choices, their dead family dog, and their second cousin three times removed like he really doesn't care• nobody comes for his baby like that• nObODY CaN INSULt U eXCEPt fOR HIM• 'y jodas juras que eres la mierda bien escucha aquí, idiota. Te has metido con la chica equivocada, ¿de acuerdo? Ella es mía, y si realmente quieres decir mierda como esa otra vez no dudaré en terminar tu puta vida'• translation : 'and you fucking swear you're the shit well listen here, asshole. You messed with the wrong girl, okay? She's mine, and if you really want to say dumb shit like that again I won't hesitate to end your fucking life'• he talks rlly fast when he insults in Spanish• flaming middle fingers all the way • 'Hey Leo-' *middle finger and ignores them*• swears way more then he usually does, and he swears a lot normally • everytime they try talking and Leo's around its just a 'fuck you, nobody cares' to cut them off and waves his hand as if to wave them away• a fUckinG SAVAGE HE RLLY DONT CARE• never really forgives them• he has fun being a savage• welp, that's ur fiery (literally) boyfriend for uNico :• bye !!• as polite and nice this boy actually is, he's intimidating as hell• nobody would dare to insult you around him• but if somebody just so happened to, or he found out welp• I feel bad for the person • his usually calm demeanor?? • sNATCHED• GONE !!!!• death literally radiates off of him• is ready to kick some ass• petty as fuck, will wreck shit just to see the person fuck up• doesn't try to act innocent about shit• 'Nico why is (insert name of person u fuckin hate) in the infirmary?'• 'I put them there' *sips coffee like nothing is wrong*• could u imagine tho ?• like someone came for both Leo and Nico's so's ??• it's a fUCKING WRAP LMAO THEIR LIVES ARE ENDED FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY• bye I love all my overprotective, savage, petty bois- nez
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You can't say you hadn't see that coming. You're not surprised. You saw the signs maybe even before Kara did.  Hell, even before Maggie and that's saying something. She's your little sister, after all. Your best best friend, your family, your hero. You know Kara like the back of your hand, she always wore her heart on her sleeve, her emotions easily readable through her facial expressions and body language.  And she can't hide the fact that she's completely in love with Lena Luthor. Not anymore. But of course, you already knew that. . "Clark's in National City!" You look up just in time to see Kara sliding inside your lab, her red cape flowing graciously behind her and you try to stifle a laugh when you notice she's trying her best to not start jumping up and down in excitement.  "Yeah, I know, I just saw him outside remember?" You respond with a light chuckle. "And I still think he s-" "Stop talking about my cousin's smell!" Kara quickly cuts you. "He asked me to help him, can you believe that? I'll visit Lena Luthor with him later to see if she had anything to do with the Venture explosion." You frown at that because... well, you don't exactly trust the Luthors. You were there when Lex tried to kill Superman for the last time almost three years ago with the blade made of kryptonite, his war suit making him almost as strong as Clark. Fortunately, the DEO was there and they managed to get him in jail for the rest of his miserable life.  But still, your sister was Supergirl and there was a Luthor in the city. Of course you were worried.  "Just be careful, okay?"  Kara smiled and kissed your cheek. "Always." Then she walked out. Later that evening she texted you saying that apparently Lena was clear, and she had a feeling the young woman was really just looking for a fresh start for herself and her company. Plus, she was really pretty. Agent Danvers [18:46]: And how does that make her innocent?  Lil' Sis [18:47]: It doesn't! It was just a comment, Rao... You only roll your eyes at your sister. . Lena Luthor shot Corben to save your life. So not a villain. Maybe. Kara decided to become a reporter and you're very happy for your sister, because you know she can't be a superhero 24/7, and the whole gang celebrates her first article about the Luthor alien detection device with a special Game Night. "She talked about Lex today." Kara says after you both start to clean her kitchen.  "What?" You raise your eyebrow at Kara from your spot at the sink. "Lena. I went to visit her at her office." You see the way she bites her bottom lip nervously, as if waiting for you to yell at her for going there, but when you don't, she keeps saying, "She was adopted too. She said Lex was such a good brother and now... she looks so lonely." You don't say anything because you don't now what to say. Kara has always taken people's burdens as her own, but this time you realize it hits very close to home. Then she smiles and suprises you with a tight hug. "Thank you for being such a incredible big sister!"  . For the next couple of weeks you don't have too much time to think about Lena Luthor, and about how Kara was right when she said she was very pretty, because you already have too much in your hands trying to get the alien fight club down with another pretty girl.  Wait. You didn't mean that. Detective Maggie Sawyer was insufferable! Completely insufferable... and okay maybe a little pretty, but only a little! You're surprised when Kara says she asked for Lena's help to get the next fight club location, because you still don't know how to feel about Lex's sister. You don't think she's a threat but she's still a Luthor.  But then again, you have all those new feelings inside you and you need to talk with your sister about how lost you are and about how you think you're in lo- And Lena Luthor gets in your way. Again. And... maybe you're not as straight as you think you were, but did you just spot the gay in Lena's eyes as she glared at you? "She's my sister." Kara says and Lena visibly relaxes when she looks back at your sister with soft eyes. You're so silly.  Just because you realized you're a lesbian it doesn't mean every woman you'll meet is too.  After that, you're very glad to hear from Winn that Lena saved everyone's asses (including Kara's) with her field generator. He and Kara keep gushing on and on about how smart and brave and pretty she was in that black dress and you pretend you didn't see the way they blushed after agreeing to that.  You also pretend you're not heartbroken because you didn't get the girl, but that's just life. . You totally get girl. You're here and you're queer and you've never felt so happy in your entire life because you have a girlfriend! A very hot and very badass girlfriend. You walk in Kara's apartment without knocking like you usually do to give her the news, but she's not expecting you like she usually is after hearing your familiar heartbeat from the corner of the street. She's distracted as she types away a text on her phone, giggling when she reads the response. "Kara?" She suddenly looks at you with widen eyes.  "Alex! I didn't hear you coming." She pats the spot beside her and you move to sit there as Kara types something quick in her phone with a small smile, before leaving it on the coffee table. "Who were you texting?" You ask with a smirk because you know your sister and her silly smiles.  "Oh! No one!" She replies too quickly and too loudly for you to believe that. "You're a horrible liar." You say with a chuckle and she blushes. "Was that Mon-El?" You know that not too long ago Kara finally got over James and you're happy they're still good friends. (You're happy you didn't have to punch his face.) You see the way the dexamite keeps staring longingly at your sister and how she sometimes stares back, as if thinking about the possibility that that could be something, that she could have what Clark has. Maybe Mon-El wouldn't be your first choice for someone you'd want your sister to fall for, actually you don't think there's anyone worthy of Kara, your precious innocent baby sister, but you're in love and you want her to have it too.  "What?! No! That's not Mon-El!" Kara says, scrunching up her nose. "Okay..." you bite your lip. "James then?" "What are yo- no! It's not James. It's Lena." Oh.  Unexpected.  "Lena Luthor?" "Yes." She admits. "We traded numbers after the police sent her mother to jail. I wanted to thank her for saving the entire alien population in National City. I mean... I told her Supergirl told me that, because... you know." You nod. You were ready to tell Kara 'I told you' when Lena surprised all of you, including J'onn, by betraying her mother.  She saved hundreds of innocent lives and Kara was the one with a smug smile after everything. "How is she?" "She has been better. She sent her mother to jail, so it wasn't easy, but she told me she's glad no one died because of a Luthor this time."  You notice Kara's very proud of Lena for that, if the smile she's trying to hold back it's any indication, and after everything Lena did for the the past few months, you decide to give her a chance from now on, after all, Kara trusts her. "Anyway, you wanted to talk to me about something?"  You smile. "Guess who got the girl?"  She squeals and wraps you in a hug. . All of the evidences tell Lena's guilty. But Kara is having none of that. You've never seen your sister defend someone so much to the point of going against everyone, punching cement blocks all over the training room.  And that's how you find her. "Kara." She's breathing heavily and you approach her slowly, looking down at her hands closed in fists.  "I don't want to talk right now, Alex." You cross your arms over your chest, but you don't leave. And she's not pushing you away either, so that's something.  "You need to calm down." She smiles bitterly, surprising you, because the last time Kara acted like that she was under the influence of Red-K. "You want me to calm down? Lena is inocent and now she's stuck in a cell all alone because your girlfriend arrested her without even letting her explain and you want me to calm down?!" Kara yells, pointing a finger a you. "Hey!" You yell back. "Maggie was only doing her job, she has nothing to do with it! "She has everything to do with it!" "Kara!" She shakes her head, moving to sit on a bench, elbows on her knees as she rubs her face with her hands.  "She's innocent, I know she is." Kara whispers. You sit next to your sister, trying to calm down too, before wrapping an arm around her shoulders.  "Everything's gonna be fine." But you don't know that. Not when later Kara flies after Lena without even considering Metallo might explode everything around him.  Of course she succeeds and carries and injured Lena in for the DEO doctors to check on her. Through the infirmary's glass you see the way your sister's running her hands carefully through Lena's hair and how she caresses the CEO's cheek with the tips of her fingers, before walking away with a pained expression, probably so Lena couldn't see Supergirl if she woke up. You're not sure why you feel like you're intruding in a very intimate moment.  (In the back of your mind, you know why.) When you visit Kara the next day after reading the amazing article she wrote about Lena being innocent, it feels like you just stepped inside a flower shop.  There are so many flowers. You're very confused when Kara tells you later she kissed Mon-El. .  Game Night was full of tension that week. Kara still refused to share a full sentence with Maggie since the day she arrested Lena, and both of them were too proud to be the one to say sorry first.  Mon-El had been all over Kara and yet, somehow, she didn't seem all that interested anymore. You remember seeing him move to kiss her mouth and she quickly using her superspeed to turn her head and laughing at something Winn had said, the dexamite planting a kiss on her cheek instead. When you're alone in your apartment with Maggie after everyone leaves, you feel your girlfriend poking your ribs to get your attention. "Babe, I have a theory I want to share with you... but brace yourself because it might come as a shock." You frown. "O...kay?" Maggie took a deep breath for the drama effect and you can only smile at your girlfriend's antics. "I think little Danvers has the hots for little Luthor!" She says quickly. You blink. "Oh. That." "What do you mean 'that'? It's a big deal, right? Wait..." Maggie gasps. "You knew already!" "I had a feeling." You confess. "But she's with Mon-El, so... I'm confused." Maggie chuckles. "I'm not. You Danvers girls and the gay panic walk hand in hand apparently." "Hey!" You shove her away playfully and Maggie gives one of those laughs that shows off her dimples, making your heart melt deliciously.  "Seriously, though. She wants nothing to do with that outer space man child and I still feel like she might split me in two with her laser eyes. And I'm pretty sure I managed to see her planning a date with Lena through a text." "They're trying something called kombucha." "It's a lesbian drink, honey." You laugh, leaning in against Maggie and letting her wrap her arms around your body. "I just want her to be happy." "I know, baby." You're both not surprised when Kara sends you text not even ten minutes later saying she broke things off with Mon-El. . Your head moves from side to side as you follow Kara pacing around the training room.  "She has a boyfriend!" Kara grumbles. "Ex-boyfriend." You say. "They were together for five years!" She whines. "But only dated for two."  "They made science together!" "Are we talking about science or se-" "I don't like him!" Kara interrupts you. "And I don't trust him! I know he's up to something and I'll find out what it is." She started to pace again. "He won't fool me with that beard of that hair or those eyebrows. Lena deserves better... but the way she looks at him..." You can't stand it anymore. "Kara, do you want to tell me something?" She looks surprised at you, like only now she understands her own words and how she just spilled them out for you. "I-I... No." Then she walks out of the room, bumping against J'onn on her way out.  You've never seen him uncomfortable, not even when he had to pretend to be Kara as Cat's assistant, but the way blushes all the way to the tips of his ears when he looked in shock at Kara's back... You're just so grateful you're not psychic.  . Getting kidnapped and almost dying wasn't in your plans.  But you can't help but feel happy when your sister and your girlfriend join forces to save you. You really have the best family. It takes a week for you to fully recover and go home, and all of your friends celebrate with Game Night, like always. Only this time, Lena Luthor is there too. "Agent Danvers." She greets you after walking inside your apartment, offering you a beautiful bouquet of flowers.  "Oh, I'll give Kara those..." "No, please... these are for you." She says, cheeks turning pink. "Kara told me you got injured on one of your missions, I'm glad to see you're okay." You can't say you're not surprised, but before you open your mouth you feel Maggie's hand on your waist. "Trying to steal my girl, little Luthor?" Maggie says and you're glad Lena smiling, raising her hands in surrender.  "Wouldn't think of that." "Get a Danvers to yourself." Maggie winks at her and this time Lena doesn't say anything. "Lena!" Kara walks out of the bathroom and quickly wraps her arms around the CEO tightly. "I'm so glad you came!" "That's what she says." Maggie mumbles feigning a cough.  "Maggie! Behave." You say, pointing at finger at her. "Yes, ma'am." You observe Lena through the night. She surprises everyone by paying for the food (the best pizzas from the most expensive Italian restaurant in National City), and you giggle as you watch James and Kara teaching her how to eat her slice with her bare hands and not with a fork and knife. Maggie loves the vegan flavored ones the CEO bought specially for the two of them, saying they could be best friends forever, and you almost choke when Kara accepts a piece of the spinach pizza Lena offered her. (Kara and healthy food? Yeah, right.) You notice your sister's hand touching Lena's tentatively as they eat in silence and how they talk in soft whispers, smiling brightly as they look into each other's eyes. You've never seen Kara this happy.  "Babe..." Maggie mumbles after you're both under the covers.  "What?" "I ship it." "Go to sleep, Maggie." You say with a smile.  "Yes, ma'am." . "Do you want to get lunch together?" You ask Kara after a training session. She offers you an apologetic look, already taking off her cape.  "I'm so sorry, Alex. Lena's finally free today, since she's been busy with this new project, so I'm having lunch with her. But we can totally have a sister night, if you're up to it?"  You nod. "Yeah, sure." Kara folds her cape slowly and carefully, and you recognize the famous crinkle between your sister's eyebrows. You know Kara wants to tell you something but she keeps chickening out in the last moment and changing the topic, and you don't want to pressure her. You don't want he to admit something she's not ready to. Kara sighs loudly, and you pretend you're busy checking your gun.  "Alex." She finally says. "Yes?" Kara folds her arms over her chest, approaching you nervously. "I... I just wanted to... I-I mean, there's this thing..." You can't help but smile and touch your sister's shoulder, before pulling her into a gentle hug. She's such a baby sometimes. "You know you can tell me anything, right?" You say, holding her tightly. "Relax." "I'm scared." She mumbles against your shoulder. "Scared of what?" You ask, pulling away to look into her blue eyes. "I think I'm in love with Lena."  Finally. "You think?" You say with a small smile, and she relaxes, clearly relieved you're not biting her head off. "I am in love with Lena." "Well, you just won me fifty bucks. Maggie was betting it would take you much longer to admit it." She gasps. "You knew?" "Kara, when Lena's around you, you're not very subtle." You laugh. "You stare at her boobs like... a lot." Kara has the decency to blush brightly at that. "I do not!" "You do, and I don't blame you. Maggie thinks she has amazing boobs too." "Hey!" Kara points a finger at you, but she's smiling. "But they really are amazing..."  "And she makes you eat kale." "It tastes disgusting." "She listens N'Sync with you." "She's amazing at lip sync." "And she's in love with you too." She blinks.  "You think so?" She asked, eyes shining with hope. "I know, Kara. The way she looks at you sometimes..." You smile. "Wanna tell me about her?" Kara offers you a lovesick smile.  "She's so beautiful, Alex! And so smart... when she talks about science it's so full of passion! But she also loves poetry, classic music, and kids, oh Rao she loves kids! She says they're curious and honest and have the brightest minds, and I'm so in love with her!" You laugh when she finishes almost out of breath, because you're very happy for your sister. "I think its time for you to get the girl." . Clark and J'onn are holding Kara back using all of their strength as she screams loudly, trying to get away from them, trying to fly straight to Rhea's ship consequences be damned.  Lena is up there. "GET OFF OF ME!" "Supergirl, you need to calm down!" J'onn screams back. You see Clark squeezing her arms tightly as he makes her look into his eyes. "Kara, listen to me! We're getting Lena back, I promise you!" She groans loudly, the veins around her eyes making themselves visible before she's hitting Superman with her laser eyes, throwing him away against the DEO's wall and managing to get away from J'onn's grip.  Clark shakes his head from his spot on the floor, before standing up and superspeeding towards Kara, breaking through the wall to the other side of the bulding. They're hitting each other so fast you only see blurs of red and blue, a glimpse of a punch here and there, flashes of quick heat vision, Kara kicking Clark in the chest so hard that the vibrations sends everyone to the ground.  Including you. Before you know what's happening, Clark has Kara on her knees, trapped in his arms as he holds her from behind, and you run to your sister when you realize she's crying. "Kara..." You whisper. Superman finally releases her from his grip and Kara falls with her hands against the ground, tears running down her cheeks. "Lillian was right... she'll hate me, Alex... she'll hate me when she finds out..." And you finally understand. You understand what she meant when she told you she was scared. She was scared Lena wouldn't love her back after realizing Kara was in fact Supergirl.  "She won't. You're her hero, remember? She won't hate you, sweetheart." . Clark brings Lena back as promised. And Lena saves the world with Lillian's help. The city is destroyed, but you can't go another day without making sure Maggie is yours and you're hers, so you ask her to marry you. That's your happy ending.  But not Kara's.  Mon-El was a man child, but he was still their friend and she let him go. And she's been avoiding Lena since Clark carried the CEO back safely to the ground. You're not sure she should be alone right now, so you pay your sister a visit, but someone's already there. "Lena, please..." you hear Kara's voice through her door. "So you lied to me?" Oh shit. "N-No... I-I'm sorry..." "You've been lying to me since the day we met and now you're sorry?" Lena spits out, her voice trembling. "You made me feel like I could trust you, like I meant more to you than just my name but you were the one who couldn't trust a Luthor!" "Lena, you got it all wrong, of course I trust you, please, believe me!" "And why would I believe you?" "Because I love you!" You gasp. "Well, now is too late." The door opens and suddenly a teary-eyed Lena is standing in front of you, before she briskly walks past you towards the elevator.  You walk inside Kara's apartment and she's sitting in her couch.  "Kara..." "Just.. don't." . Maggie tells you it's better to wait for them to figure things out on their own, and you agree to wait. You wait for three months. And then you're walking inside Lena's new office. She doesn't take her eyes away from her computer screen until you're standing right in font of her desk, but apparently she's not surprised to see you there. "Agent Danvers." Lena greets you, sitting up straighter in her chair, one of her eyebrows raised. "Lena." You say back. "I don't remember seeing you on my schedule." "There are some perks of being a federal agent." You smile smugly. "Except you're not a federal agent, right?" Lena asks defiantly. You sigh and decide to make yourself comfortable on the chair in front of Lena's desk, before looking right into those green eyes that seemed to have the power to scan her like Kara did. "I'll be honest here, Lena." She scoffs and you ignore her. "Kara lied to you. I lied to you. We all lied to you." She looks away but you keep going. "But we also cared about you. I still care about you." "Then why did you lie to me?" She asks in a small voice, vulnerable.  "To protect you!" You say. "And it is lame, I know, but Kara..." Lena's eyes flicker to yours at the mention of your sister's name.  "I got kidnapped for being Supergirl's sister. I was tortured and almost died because of Kara. And to this day she still hates herself for it. And I know she wonders sometimes how my life would've been be if she wasn't here. She wouldn't be able to forgive herself if something happened to you for the same reason." Lena closes her eyes for a moment and you reach over her desk to rest your hand on top of hers, and you're surprised when she holds your hand back. "But I'll tell you how my life would've been if Kara wasn't in it: it would've been be miserable." A single tear runs down Lena's cheek. "I said awful things to her." You smile. "She understands why you were angry. But you still can make things right." "How?" You reach inside your pocket and offers Lena your first wedding invitation. . Your wedding was amazing. Your wife is amazing. The honeymoon... amazing. You're almost sad to come back from Italy, but you want to see your sister. And Lena.  You remember seeing the CEO finally approaching Kara by the end of the party and both of them slow dancing together, sharing a few whispered words every now and then. But you were too busy thinking about the honeymoon.  (And how someone anonymously gave you a full paid honeymoon in Italy as a wedding gift.) You share a kiss with your wife before walking inside Kara's apartment only to immediately step back, tripping against Maggie and making her scream in pain. "ALEX!" Kara screams, quickly sitting up from her spot under Lena and covering their very naked bodies with a blanket.  "Jesus FUCKING Christ!" You yell, covering your eyes. "Where are your clothes?" "Oh my God..." Lena mumbles, hiding her red face behind Kara's back. "Don't you know how to knock?" Maggie looks at them over your shoulder. "Thank you for the wedding gift, little Luthor." You want to punch Maggie because now it's so not the time. "And add amazing ass to that list, by the way."  "Hey!" Kara yells. "Let's go home." You grab Maggie's hand and drags her out of Kara's apartment, because your job's clearly done here. "Yes, ma'am." ▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪▪ ORIGINAL ON AO3! ENJOY!
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n3sh3r0x : HC!!! RFA + V reaction to Mc's fam being a bag of nutcases? Like they're 24/7 being lame and joking around and really inquisitive of MCs BF/GF
So my friend, @n3sh3r0x asked for this hc. SHE’S AMAZING GUYS!! Please follow her!!!
AND I’M SORRY but i really couldn’t imagine all of the families being a bag of nutcases. SO I DECIDED TO WRITE A “RFA+V+ SAERAN REACTING TO MC’S FAMILY”
Yoosung
- Sweet, sweet yoosung was pretty nervous when you told him that you wanted him to meet your family
-I mean.... who wouldn’t ??
-You father worked at this huge pharmaceutical company,  you mother was a cardiologist and to top it all off your sister was a lawyer at a big firm.
-Even you scared the living crap outta him when he first met you
-So when he first met your parents, he was shaking. Actually he was shaking for all the right reasons. Let me explain.
-Your father was immaculately dressed in his most expensive suit like show off much?, your mother wore a simple but beautiful gown and your sister??? Let’s just say that she wore a pair of sweatpants just to piss you off.
- Yoosung couldn’t stop laughing at this contrast. 
-As your father gracefully gave out his hand for a handshake, he was still laughing cause your sister was sticking her tongue out at you?? And you were being all cute, pinching her and making faces at her?
- Gosh ! Even the intellectuals weren’t any different , were they?
- “GOD DAMMIT! STOP IT GIRLS YOU ALWAYS EMBARRASS ME LIKE THIS!! I just wanted MC’s boyfriend to have a good impression on our family,” your father screamed.
- Your mum giggled, “Pay no mind to them yoosung!! We doctors must stay away from this lot at all times.”
- You mum really liked yoosung as they were both in the medical profession. She was a really chatty person. She blabbered on about how hard it was being a doctor. “I dunno how you did it yoosung,” she said, “I could barely learn how to treat the heart and you’ve learnt about how to treat the entire animal kingdom?” She sighed dramatically. 
- “HEY YOOSUNG!! Did you know that MC peed her pants in the sixth grade?” Your sister chimed in. “NO I DIDN’T,” you screamed and the two of you got into a cat fight. 
-Your dad sighed and apologized to him, “Welcome to the family, son.”
-Yoosung really did love your unique and wonderful family. And your family loved him more. 
Bonus: Your sister kept making passes at yoosung, vowing to steal him away from you when the two of you break up. She was just kidding! Or was she? Yoosung never knew about this. 
Zen
-Zen was really excited when you told him you wanted him to meet your family
- You used to tell him a lot about your family and he loved to hear about your two moms and you baby sister
- The whole day he was all like, “MC !! Should I wear this?? OR SHould I wear that??? Will you mom like this better.” 
- “JUST WEAR SOMETHING, ZEN,” you screamed.
-But it was so cute seeing him all excited.
- When you finally got to your house, he was so excited that he hugged both your mums. 
- “Nice to finally meet you,” He beamed, “I’m Zen.”
- “Wow I didn’t know my daughter was hiding such a handsome man,” Your mum giggled. “OH, MC~~” she sang. 
- You blushed so hard, it made Zen laugh.
- Your other mum laughed and kissed her on the cheek. “Oh and Zen,” she said, “We have this really BIG fan, just dying to meet you.”
- Your little sister was clinging to your mum’s leg. 
- “Come on, sweetie,” you called her out ,”Zen has a little gift for you.”
- But she still wouldn’t budge
- Zen knelt down and took her hands. “Looks like there are two very beautiful princesses in this house,” he smiled. He placed a little crown on her head. 
- She gave a tiny little smile. “Lift me !!” she ordered.
- “The shining knight Zen at your service, milady,” he laughed as he picked her up 
-He refused to put your little sister down for the whole day. Your lil sis had such radical fun,  getting a piggy back ride from Zen.
- Your parents loved Zen!! He was so sweet. He always was so well mannered and complimented them on little things.  
-At the end of the day, Zen ended up wanting to create a family like that with you. 
Bonus: Zen calls both your mums as ‘mum’ and ‘mama’, the way you call them. They love it. And they were so happy when zen first called them that
Jaehee
-You pure beautiful Jaehee was only second to Yoosung on the nervousness level when she first met your family 
- “But MC,” she dragged, “Is your family really ok with this? Me being a..... girl and all.”
- “Hush, my dear,” you kissed her on the nose, “I should be asking you if you’re ok with meeting my crazy family.”
- This reassured her a lot. But she was still nervous about making first impressions.
- Your family was a big one.
-I mean a reaaaaalllly big one. With cousins, aunts, uncles and grandparents.
-So when you first got to the door, a flurry of kids surrounded you and Jaehee. 
- “OMG it’s MC!” 
- “IS that MC’s Girlfriend?”
-” MC AND JAEHEE, come play with us!!” 
-The kids were really noisy but Jaehee enjoyed the racket. The kids started introducing themselves and Jaehee was trying to memorize all of their names. 
-”Ok!! YOu twerps !! We’ll come back to you later!! We are going to meet the adults so LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE,” you grabbed her hand pulled her out.
- “awwww MC you’re such a spoil sport.” You could hear all the groans and sighs. 
- Immediately after a group of adults surrounded you two. 
- “Is this the Jaehee??? “ your aunt literally screamed. 
- She pulled Jaehee closer, took a good and long look at her.
- “Tell me, Jaehee,” she said, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU PUT UP WITH A WHINY CHILD LIKE MC. We still don’t know.”
-All the others nodded in agreement. 
- “STOP embarrassing me in front of my Girlfriend,” you stomped your foot.
- All of Jaehee’s nervousness dissipated. And she laughed. “Oh no!” she said and looked at you, “It has always been the other way around.”
-You blushed so hard. What did you do to deserve her? 
- Everyone from the teenagers, to the kids , to the adults and the elders took their turns with Jaehee.
- They really loved her. And really couldn’t understand why such a sweet angel like her chose you. You really couldn’t understand that either   
-Although she was drained by the end of the day, she was really looking forward to the next trip.
Jumin
-Jumin was always so curious about your family
- Whenever he asked about your family, you would brush him off saying that you would tell him when you were ready.
-He also never really got why you were working, when he was there to provide for you?
-Although he was really curious, he respected your wishes and never delved into that matter again.
- Then one day you decided it was time he met you family.
- You were actually from another town. You were from a really poor family, with your father dying when you were only 16 years old. Being the eldest, you had to help your mother raise your younger sister and brother. 
- Jumin now understood why you had to work.
- “But I can provide for your family, Mc,” he protested. 
- But you flat out refused cause you didn’t marry him for the money. 
-So you took the weekend off from work to visit your family with Jumin. 
- “Jumin, just don’t offer my mother any money,” you tell him, “We are doing very well now! And my mother would refuse cause she’s such a hard worker.”
- Jumin nodded. But you were not sure about what his stubborn ass was actually going to do.
-When you got home, you little sister and brother excitedly hugged you. 
- “MC!! YOU’RE HOME,” they shouted. 
- “Mc, look!! I got the first place in my class this year,” you little brother beamed. 
- Your sister got annoyed. “But MC! I got first place on both my tests and my relay,” you sister stuck her tongue out.
- Your brother was about to retaliate when you mother intervened, “Mc and her boyfriend traveled a long way, kids.Let them rest.”
-They went back sighing. You laughed and hugged your mum. 
- “And you must be Jumin,” your mum said breaking the hug. 
-Jumin was so fixated at your house. It was so small. But it really was so warm and wonderful. 
- “Yes mam. I’m Jumin Han,” he said as he took your mother’s hand, “Pleasure to meet you.”
- You and your mum burst into laughter. 
- “You really dont have to be so formal, Mr. Han~~,” you teased. 
- The kids tugged at Jumin’s trousers. 
-They were really curious about this royal looking stranger
-Jumin was really surprised by the kids. They were so well mannered, smart and hard working just like MC.
-He really loved them a lot. And they liked him too.
-And MC’s mother had so much dignity and integrity. He respected her deeply. And your mother loved Jumin for his honesty and manners. And she knew how much he loved and respected you. 
- And the food your mother cooked for him?? Never had he eaten anything so delicious his entire life.
- Just sitting around with your family and eating with them, made him realise that money really wasn’t everything 
-After that, he never did complain about you having to go to work. But he insisted on helping out a little.
- He always did send your family little extravagant gifts and souvenirs. And demanded a monthly visit to see you mum and the kids
-He took you guys on a lot of trips. And the kids really enjoyed their time with him.
707 
-Given his past, Seven really wanted a to be a part of a family
- So when you wanted to introduce him to your parents, HE WAS SO EXCITED, OVERJOYED, ELATED *add any synonym of your choice*
-You were from a middle class family
-Nothing special really
-You were the only kid.
- “Ok 7,” you warn him, “No funny business at my home... My dad is really strict.”
- “You betcha,” he sticks his tongue out.
-You sigh.... This was bad......... Really bad
-So when you get home, your father growls, “And what is the name of this boy MC? What does he do?”
- “Dad, this is Se-.. I mean Saeyoung and hes a hac-.. I mean a computer programmer.”
- “Why hello~~ sir,” 7 sang and let out his hand for a handshake.
- You dad looked at him from his head to his toe and sighed. 
- “I’ll be at my room if you need me,” he frowned. 
- 7 looked a little upset. Your mum sensed this too. 
- “Oh don’t mind that grumpy old man, Saeyoung, my dear,” you mum chimed, “I really dont know how I put up with him for so many years.”
-You giggled and held 7′s hand.
- “Don;t take it to heart, hon,” you laughed, “He’s what I call a Tsundere dad.”
- “TSUNDERE DAD??” he screamed. WTH MC 
- “The more he likes a person, the ruder he is to them,” your mum explained.
- Saeyoung couldn’t stop laughing, “I’m starting to like your dad.”
-So 7 like usual, kept making his lousy jokes. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes while your mother laughed. 
-Your dad crept in. “OH, You all are making a lot of noise. KEEP IT DOWN,” he said as he sat across you guys with a newspaper.
-You all could not help but chuckle. Oh, the things your dad did just to spend time with you, without actually admitting it.
- “So saeyoung,” your dad started, “How much is it that you earn.”
- 7 sat up straight. “See Sir, it actually depends.....”
- “He earns a lot, dad,” you cut in, “Have you seen his car?” You showed him a picture of his car.
-You dad was impressed and interested but he wouldnt admit it. 
- “It’s a decent car,” he frowned
- The three of you were internally screaming. 
- All throughout the evening 7 made small talk with your dad. He followed him everywhere. Your dad actually showed him his precious stamp collection and LET HIM TOUCH IT.
- Saeyoung started called your mother as mum. AND YOUR MUM LOVED IT
- “Don;t call her that,” you father growled. 
- “But DAD~~~” 7 sang
- “DONT CALL ME THAT,” he shouted. But he was very happy, internally. Tsundere dad strikes again
-He really had taken a liking towards your dad.
- You dad called him annoying a lot but deep inside... lets face it! He loved Saeyoung a lot.
- When it was time to leave, your dad gave you a peck on you cheek as he said , “Saeyoung is good guy, mc. I like him.”
- You werent gonna tell saeyoung this but you had a feeling he already knew.  
- Saeyoung sometimes liked to visit your parents alone and spend time with them
ps...... If you;ve seen Saiki Kusuo then you’ll know about the tsundere grandpa.... that episode literally changed my life
V
- “V!” you proclaimed one day, “I want you to meet my family.”
- V was surprisingly very cool about this, “Ok mc” he said as he kissed you on the forehead.
-The only family you had left was your two brothers. They practically raised you. Everything they ever did was for you. You didn’t have one complaint in your life. One brother was a professional wrestler and the other worked for the government.
- The two of your brothers were dying to meet V. They planned on how they were going to freak MC’s boyfriend out cause they were both so muscular and buff. And not to mention tall. They were both wrestlers in high school and had so many medals, that you learnt how to count with them
-So anyways, they were really planning to freak your boyfriend out. 
-They wanted to make sure that your boyfriend was man enough. You were their precious baby sister after all. 
- Well, jokes on them.... V was blind. 
- There was no way V was gonna be intimidated my their looks.
- Their jaws fell to the floor when they saw V
- “Mc... is he....”
- “Yes, Im blind,” V interjected, “ But I can see a little with one eye”
- They regained their composure. But they still had to make sure that he would treat their precious little sister well
- “Well Jihyun,” you brother firmly held V’s shoulder, “If you ever do something to our sister then God help you.” 
-You were angered my your brothers’ rude behavior towards V. Before you could protest, V said calmly, “Sir, I wouldnt hurt a hair on her head. She is the love of my life.”
- Commence Jaw Drop
-You blushed hard..... as did your brothers. The line was delivered so cooly and calmly.
-”V~~” you hit his hand playfully.
- Your brothers laughed. 
- “I’ve been married for 5 years and never once have I said such a thing to my wife. We should learn a lot from you V”
- You brothers loved him. They were so boisterous and playful... so unlike V. They considered V as a part of their gang
-V loved it! He had so much fun with your brothers. All three of them got drunk in the end and you were left to take a drunken V home
- “CURSE YOU, YOU TWO DEVILS AND DONT TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND AGAIN”
Saeran
- Your parents died when you were really young
-You were raised by your grandparents. 
-So when you asked Saeran if he wanted to meet your wonderful grandparents, saeran wasnt exactly excited. But he knew how much they meant to you so he decided to accompany you
-The minute you entered the house, there was the lovely smell of freshly baked goods.
-Your grandma and grandpa were so excited to see you.
-They were standing outside for nearly an hour just to see you.
-You were so happy to see them. Saeran saw immediately how your expression changed. Could you get any cuter? chandler voice
-You hugged them both and kissed them
-Your grandparents were equally excited to see saeran.
- They huddled around him.
- “MC told me that you really like ice cream, saeran,” your Grandma said, “So I made a lil cake to go along with it.”
- “Oh and dont forget about the sweater we got him dear,” your grandpa added.
- As you helped your grandma out in the kitchen, saeran and your grandpa took to talking
- You grandpa told him stories about the army. Saeran seemed very interested and excited.
-You could see them talking about random things under the sun
-He absolutely adored the food your grandma made and even wore the sweater they got for him
-He really enjoyed his time with your grandparents.
-He ended up wishing he could stay there more.
- When you went to sleep, your grandpa and saeran talked throughout the night.
-”Saeran.... in case something happens to me... the mc and her grandma...”
- “Nothing will happen to you and if it does... I’m always here for them. MC means the world to me”
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