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Courtney Eaton via laurenwithrow
#courtney eaton#yellowjackets#lottie matthews#oooooh my goooood#she’s actually ridiculous#imagine just looking like this
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back to the shadows 🌑
inspired by the storm by pierre auguste cot, shri’iia and astarion running away from the sun bc he’s a vampire and she has sunlight sensitivity.
please zoom in to see the details! 🥹🫶
#astarion ancunin#astarion x tav#astarionmance#bg3 tav#drow tav#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#hag romance.#mine.#oc: shri’iia.#this is finally done….OMG …the amount of grief this has given me is insane…#I redid the bg 4 times bc I was trying something new but it didn’t work out the way I wanted to sigh#this wip has been sitting in my folders for so long it’s actually one of the first wips I made of them and im very glad I decided to hold#it off until now bc idt I would’ve delivered it the way I wanted to before#but I rlly like how this turned out!! 🥹🥹🥹 her armour is so ridiculous I love it#also love how she’s serving face and he’s like. burning lmfaooo#but who SAID I don’t finish my hag romance drawings!!!!!!! who said that!!!!!
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Giving the black brothers the authentic sibling experience:
Sirius: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Regulus: having a drink...?
Sirius, taking the glass off him and guiding him to a seat: you've already had two, you're way too young to be drinking this much, your liver will up and leave your goddamn body
Regulus: you were doing this at fourteen, I am quite literally twenty
Sirius, convinced he's still thirteen: ......I don't think you are, Lulu
Regulus: firstly, that stupid name has been overused since we were ten, secondly, you're twenty-two, so do the maths.
Sirius: *calls narcissa* important question, how old is regs
Narcissa: twenty
Sirius: *staring at him in horror* ew
#cue me slowly sliding my sister some of my weak ass martini and watching to make sure she only has a tiny sip#'so your sister is 15 soon right?' no she's actually been 7 years old since 2017 so stfu#gonna start using the ridiculous nickname more#bc it's THE brother thing to do#regulus black#sirius black#marauders era#the black brothers#black brothers#the noble house of black
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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i think the thing a lot of papyrus takes get wrong is that they forget that, among other things, papyrus is funny. in my experience writing papyrus, i often find the most funny line is the most in-character one. an unfunny papyrus doesn’t ever feel like an accurate papyrus to me. it’s more than part of the game, it’s part of his character. and disregarding that is what messes up a lot of otherwise good impressions of him.
#the same can be said for sans too#the biggest issue with the 2015 fandom interpretation (besides shipping him with a child) was that he was way too serious all the time.#sans actually made me crack up several times during the genocide route#i lost it at “cool mutant hand”#also regarding papyrus#even back when innocent naive papyrus was a thing he wasn’t funny#and this is honestly a big problem considering how deeply intertwined humor is with undertale’s narrative#looking at you chara “laughed it off” dreemurr#toriel “laughs as she dies” dreemurr#sans and papyrus “always smiling” undertale#that one smiling npc in snowdin yeah i didn’t forget about you#seriously gotta stop putting half the post in the tags again this is getting ridiculous#undertale#papyrus#sans#character analysis#not much of one but i think it’s worth the tag
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me explaining why Will/Elizabeth/Jack love triangle was a perfect little one-movie arc that wasn't present in the final movie because it was never about choosing and instead just about dynamics and character development so they all outgrew it by then
#like first off will and elizabeth are having similar character arcs but in totally opposite directions#he loses himself and gets all sad the further into the world of piracy he gets. she blooms and becomes her best self and excels at it.#and both of their arcs are supervised by jack who is there to make fun of them until it's no longer funny#will is absolutely repulsed by him but also understands him more and more once he realizes he would do anything to get to his goal#elizabeth is absolutely repulsed by him but also wants to BE him. he is what she wishes she could be were she totally free#and her possible attraction to him is treated as FUNNY because it IS VERY RIDICULOUS. like why tf would she want this weird gross guy when#she has actual perfect loverboy will at home. well bc will just doesn't get her. he is sad and lost while she is thriving#and the only one who gets it is the old smelly clown over there. why is the compass pointing at him (bc she wants to be him so bad)#that movie is about the characters not knowing what they want. they are all at a crossroads and have to choose which way to go. so it makes#sense that the main characters have a push and pull dynamic between them!!! c'mon!!!! it is so cool!!!#eernatalk#also i know pirate king elizabeth awakened something in all of us but can i add. the look she gives jack when he stops kissing her bc of th#sound of the shackles. the way she bares her teeth like she is steeling herself for the ''you deserve to die i am not sorry for this''speec#WHEEEWW.... WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How it feels to not like timebomb after s2
#I'M NOT A HATER I SWEAR I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT ON PAPER#i do however think that it came literally out of nowhere and was hella rushed and kinda ridiculous#like. if the argument is that original ekko fell in love with jinx it doesn't make sense because they were enemies for most of their lives#if the argument is that current ekko fell in love with au powder and now projects these feelings on jinx it's kinda uh. messed up#because she's a whole different person. entirely. it doesn't matter if both these version started out as a 9-year old powder. they had#extremely different lives and experiences and thinking that “there's still this kind of powder in jinx deep down” is straight-up awful#OR even if he didn't project his feelings for powder on jinx why would he love her in the current universe? last time they met she blew them#up and now she wants to commit suicide. there's literally no reason for him to have any kind of feelings except the slight friendly#affection that's left from all those years ago. and yet the show and most importantly the fandom treats them like a couple??? i don't get it#also it's kinda insane that s2 turned jinx and ekko into flat shipping material#again. obviously i have nothing against the shippers and do not condemn it in any way. i'm just expressing my thoughts on the matter#also what pisses me off the most. is how in ep9 jinx in fully painted with ekko's symbols here and there. has the bandage (?) on her chest#like vi. has a hood that looks like a drawing that isha made. and yet there's no fishbones or any reference to silco at all#i mean. i get it s2 hates him but i can't help it#they gave her all these relationships and pretended that they're significant to her and yet they didn't have any proper development#to really earn it#arcane critical#arcane season 2#anti timebomb#jinx arcane#ekko arcane
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— "...What do you say to a tree??"
Pocahontas (1995)
Bonus:
#actual agent of chaos pocahontas#never forget this woman has earned that name.#pocahontasedit#pocahontasgif#pocahontas x john smith#pocahontas#john smith#pocajohn#disneyedit#disney pocahontas#disneygif#disney john smith#fyeahpocahontas#y'know it's interesting the various interpretations made in an attempt to accurately translate 'pocahontas'#disney uses the ''little mischief'' one. other interpretations include ''little wanton'' and ''playful child''#one notable elementary school teacher i had told us it meant ''spoiled/naughty child''#like basically they called her a lil' brat (affectionate)#that one's my personal favorite but they all amount to about the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#queso*gif#queso*edit#i do really love this scene tho bc we get to see kinda their dynamic if they'd gotten a chance to really Be together#pocahontas trolling likek she do and john being incredulous as hell#but still going with it bc he trusts her for some unnameable reason#they're actually ridiculous i love them sm#pocahontas (1995)
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is helluva boss allergic to doing anything interesting with stella at all or what
#im not asking for a sympathetic character im asking for A Character. a character? A character?#shes octavias mother and stolas spent his entire life with her can you at least pretend for half a second#that youve given her any depth. any. at all. anything?#a shallow evil character is one thing TRUST ME I KNOW but jesus christ#literally every single scene of hers is about her either hating stolas or being happy stolas is hurt. to the point its ridiculous#and it makes stolas and vias charcaters way harder to see with much depth to bc the second you try to imagine#how their lives before canon were like theres just this. impossible paper thin caricature of a bitch wife#i was actually excited to see how shed twist things to make via be on her side but i didnt even get that#just. hahaha i hate him so much haha... im eevvvillll#. ok#helluva boss critical#anyways vias song was good
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I'm sorry, the way he's smiling when talking about her?
The way he's acknowledging their relationship and how this will make her happy?
The way he says this about her and has no mention of ever being connected to Lucius?
My heart can't take this at all
#to me this just confirms they had a geniune friendship#she absolutely adopted him when she was at hogwarts no doubt#severus snape#narcissa malfoy#narcissa black#this entire conversation with him had me dying it was so ridiculously cute#HE. WAS. SMILING. HE WAS ACTUALLY SMILING LIKE WHAT#and there's something so sweet about having a geniunely nice conversation with him#like all the other teachers are generally nice but he's not so when he is it feels special#also draco. draco was so tiny and adorable dear god
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✨️ OFFICE SIREN ✨️
where's the roz love at? she's literally the most iconic character???
#SHE IS VERY GORGEOUS TO ME ☝️#roz#monsters inc#monsters university#monsters at work#mi#mu#maw#art#cartoons#fanart#pixar#disney#queen#she is ridiculously slept on#i don't think i've drawn roz in like 15 years#finally posting art that i've actually made in the past month#i feel like by the time i post my art it's already like 3 months old 😭#i miss having time to draw and focus on my fixations i've felt so empty and disconnected from myself 😔#i should hopefully have more time to draw answer asks and be more active in the coming weeks
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Neynari's parents and Se'txelu/Rolukx's parents, respectively. I've sketched concepts for these characters before, but it's been two years and they were sorely in need of updates. So here's updated concepts!
#oeyä ayskxawngtsyìp#given some of the NPC designs in afop: artificial hair coloring as a fashion seems to be canon for the western frontier clans#(i assume it's artificial coloring and not natural variation because the little tuft on the tailtips is always standard black#even when the head hair is red/brown/blonde)#(and also you can unlock greenish and purplish hues for the player character's hair)#ANYWAYS yeah that said i imagine Seylana started coloring her hair blonde after Neynari was born#to match her daughter :)#vontxu has a bit of an unsettling demeanor but i promise he's actually a nice guy lol#just not always great at expressing himself#tanu's scars come from a near-fatal hunting accident he was involved in when rolukx and se'txelu were young#as you can see he did survive and is fine now...but it was a close call#lunaya wears an absolutely ridiculous amount of hair beads and yes they do all make clicky clacky noises every time she shifts even an inch#might clean/color these eventually (or draw new ones to clean/color) but. we'll see#i do want to do at least one colored doodle of seylana and young!neynari just for the hair color thing#but when will i do that? who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#could be this weekend. could be next year ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ we'll see#my art
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👉🥺👈 please don’t forget me when i disappear repeatedly and don’t get back to your messages for weeks
#me because I’m sad but trying to make light of my ridiculous needs not matching my ridiculous social energy levels lmao#also legitimately though please don’t forget me I do try my hardest I’ll always reply eventually#I’ll always tag you in things or send you asks when you reblog ask memes#I’ll be good I swear!!#SHE WAS ONLINE TOO LONG AND NOW TINY THINGS ARE UPSETTING HER#LIKE HOW EVERYONE ELSE GETS ALONG BUT SHE DOESNT FIT IN#I actually think I just socialised a little bit too close to the sun today oops#finnie shouts into the void
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Halenthir scenario where they get married for tax benefits (in a platonic good friends sort of way) and fall in love long distance via sending each other letters with ideas on how to best leverage their marriage for tax evasion.
#Haleth has never paid taxes before moving to brethil#And is FUMING about the idea. So she sends a letter to Caranthir who mentioned something about *evading* taxes#In this setting I guess they part on good friendship terms#She visits him for a crash course in tax evading and they get drunk and someone mentions marriage giving you tax benefits#They wake up the next day and decide “you know what. Let’s actually get married for tax evasion purposes. It would be hilarious”#Up to you whether they get married in the elven way or just in the human way#Haleth fucks off back to brethil with a bunch of gifts from Caranthir like “bye bestie” and he’s like “👍. Bye bestie.”#And they strike up a proper correspondence#Because they’re married obviously#not because they’re having fun talking about loopholes in the tax code#That would be ridiculous. Obviously they are writing each other erotica.#All of Caranthir’s brothers find out because Caranthir ticks married on his tax return#Maglor voice: YOU GOT MARRIED? AND YOU DIDNT INVITE US?#Caranthir voice: It was pretty low-key. Now tell me. Did Fingolfin cry upon seeing how I leveraged my marriage for tax concessions.#Literally all his brothers: various sounds of sudden realisation this is a tax scheme#half of them don’t even believe haleth is a real person. She might have just been made up for tax reasons#Obviously this leads to a comedy of errors and classic finwean snooping#at one point Haleth hits one of Caranthir’s (half) cousins with a shovel for snooping#claims her name isn’t haleth (despite all her people calling her Haleth) and dares them to call her out on it#they can’t btw she is terrifying#silmarillion#the silmarillion#tolkien#caranthir#morifinwe#haleth of the haladin
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#i’m so normal about them 😃#like they don’t make me want to fling myself off the tallest building i can find AT ALL#need may 2024 to get here QUICK!#also#kanthony is so invisible string coded it’s actually kind of ridiculous#taylor wrote this song specifically for them#she told me so herself#bridgerton#kanthony#kate and anthony#anthony and kate#kate x anthony#anthony x kate#kate sharma#anthony bridgerton#kathony#the viscount who loved me#lord bridgerton#lady bridgerton#simone ashley#jonathan bailey#invisible string#taylor swift#folklore#viscountess bridgerton#viscount bridgerton#bridgerton season 3
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(Information about Logos is wrong!)
While Sarkaz aging is generally weird, it always gets me that these two are of similar age:
Both of them were born over 200 years ago, around the time of Kazdel campaign of 898. At least it was established as far back as A Walk in the Dust that Banshees stay young for a very long time, and in Patriot's case we don't actually see his face...
But then we have stuff like 40+ Odda looking much younger than 30+ Hoederer:
Or 200+ Warfarin who doesn't look a day older than barely 20 W:
I guess, you can handwave Warfarin and Logos since they belong to ancient bloodlines and, based on backstory, Teekaz could live for a thousand years... But then Patriot should also look young-adult-ish under his helmet, and this thought is just cursed.
#Arknights#Patriot Arknights#Logos Arknights#Odda#Hoederer#Warfarin#W Arknights#shout out to Fremont#the only Sarkaz who actually ages#yet even he still looked young at 400+#not counting vaguely ~20s#Hoederer is probably the only one who looks close to his equivalent human age#and if we count Sankta#Cliff and Woodrow who look properly old at 90+#Odda looks ridiculously young for a 40+ guy#and Theresa talked about Ascalon's teenager side when she was 20+#Theresa/Theresis themselves are 200+#and unlike Logos#they don't belong to any old bloodlines#maybe i should make a post about known birth years/decades#you can check my timeline for them#but it might be easier to put them in one place#I WAS WRONG ABOUT LOGOS#but since this post got a bunch of reblogs#which i can't alter#i think instead of deleting it#it would be better to add the link#and do a self-reblog with proper info#PLEASE CHECK REBLOGS
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