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Touch Starved™️
#althea: “its been so long since hes seen you that he might not even come out”#kabota the second i open the door: “FINALLY SOMEONE TO GIVE ME PETS. HELLO FRIEND. I HAVE MISSED YOU.”#“ALLOW ME TO RUB MY TINY BODY ALL OVER YOUR LEGS”#“MOTHER HAS ABANDONED ME. I HAVE BEEN ALONE FOR DAYS” (its been 12 hours)#if i thought harley would be ok with it i would just bring him here to spend the weekend with me#poor guy is lonely#she would not be ok with that tho lol#kabota might. hes pretty agreeable#and is chill with other cats#he would not be a fan of chewby#she is very big and very intense and kabota is a sensitive boi like harley
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kofi doodles!
transfem Nagito x Chiaki for eatcrow
Izuru interacting with someone for Ren
#an art#sdr2#super danganronpa 2#izuru kamukura#mahiru koizumi#chiaki nanami#nagito komaeda#Komanami#Ok so. In my mind. Nagito would not take any better care of herself as a girl#She'd be like wow other girls are so pretty not me tho haha I'm gonna keep wearing my ratty clothes because I Suck :)#So that's why she doesn't look much different#And my idea was chiaki being like oh I don't really do stuff like makeup and hair...or nice clothes.....#.....but I think every girl should be given flowers :) (chiaki also doesn't take good care of herself lol)#Ok ✌️✨️🩵 bye
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been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff
also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop
#finally decided to do a commission test run u_u#pokemon#trainer lyra#trainer kris#trainer dawn#trainer lucas#rival barry#rival silver#ayalumi#hisuian zorua#luxio#timeskip tag#rkgk#anyway it's sinnoh time !!!#still figuring out their designs and lore but this works for now#god's specialest little guys & their very normal bestfriend who they would kill/die for. up to interpretation who is killing/dying#dawn is the platinum protag who meets giratina and becomes champion#distortion world affected her way more than compared to cynthia and cyrus since she's still a developing kid. but hey cool ghost hair!#4-5 yrs later lucas gets blasted to hisui..lost his memory for the three years he's there and when arceus sends him back he's just like Man#the entire time barry is CHILLING PLAYING HAVING FUN#and forever worried abt his friends ): dawn & lucas are soo nonchalant about what happened to them it's a bit concerning to everyone else#design comments umm the only thing that matters is that they still have their og scarves 👍#and i guesss these are spring/summer outfits. winter dawn gets leggings and big coat ok. she already has too much yin energy#btw i use the cleanse tag as the direct opposition to the spell tag even tho that's probably not a real thing LOL)#oh yea barry wears the tower master ribbon 24/7. tower tycoon in training and won't shut up about it (i love him)#character dynamics i will talk abt that in another post if i feel like it... these days i just want to go replay pla aughh
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(It's ok Yurgir will respawn in Avernus)
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[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]
[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]
#...right- LOL#I was so scared of losing anyone I pretty much only summoned Yurgir!#ok let me ramble about this fight in the tags#I.....listen. Listen. I love this game with my entire heart. It's one of my favorite games of all time.#.....the final battle took me out of it a little bit ngjfkdlnshjk#It introduced a bunch of new mechanics and maybe I'm dumb but it felt like it wasn't super clear how everything worked#First I restarted it because I dropped a globe of invuln on the starting area thinking Orpheus could just activate the stones from that far#Then I restarted it bc I basically ran out of time on the rounds...except I didn't realize the fight would continue since every other-#-turn-based round counter was usually a game over#THEN I actually summoned the flaming fist to help clean up right at the end which made the camera SUPER confused when I went in the portal#It was a mess.#I still give the game an 11/10 tho lmao#Oh also Orpheus did something - I don't know what - and then the dragon just died with 120hp left. So. Good job buddy LOL#Lae'zel ended up killing the Emperor - I'm sure she enjoyed that#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#croissant adventures#tav#prince orpheus#yurgir#shadowheart#lae'zel#gale#breadweave#comics
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As per requested!
Xuanli Daughter
And Jiang Cheng and Miao Meihua (OC) kid
(I actually already made twins for them but they can have one more baby)
And ChengQing child
Hope you like them!
#and name them lololol#it was fun! i had most trouble with the ChengQing kid.#ok this is anime style so there will always be the same face syndrome problem. i'm perfectly ok with that but here's my problem with mdzs#almost everyone has the same bangs. jiang cheng and Wen Qing? same bangs.#the only difference to me is wen qing's bangs are parted at the middle. jiang Cheng's is slightly to the left#so what am I to do? just draw a baby wen qing? a baby Jiang Cheng? maybe I should have!#it would be funny. these two people married their genderbend and then made more#maybe!#anyway anime style has same face syndrome so I rely on hair and eyes to make variations#and well. what combination of Jiang Cheng and Wen Qing can I make? very few.#i tried incorporating the live action?? i dunno i tried lol#mdzs oc#request#more like an art challenge that I didn't follow the format lol#Xie be having a blast tho. she just wanted a didi now look at how many jiang cheng kiddos i have made#there's 5 (xie included). counting the hypothetical jiang cheng kid who acts like yanli there's six!#xie now has... possibly two didi. one gege and two jiejie. good for her good for her. if only she can meet them#xie's siblings across the multiverse!
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need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au need to write a hospital au
#WITH ALL THE JJK MEN#im having brainrot#gojo is 100% emergency dept doctor coded#choso is PEDIATRICIAN#nanami is primary care idc he likes routine n he likes it boring#suguruuu is giving cardiologist#i feel like he could also be internal medicine#toji is anesthesiologist bc he’s lazy asf lol#oh noooo wait sukuna would be internal medicine#or he’d be ortho#so that he can legally use hammers on people#LOL#omg i wanna write a gigantic hospital au reverse harem#where the reader is a first year resident#n she just get her back blown by all these hot doctors#im gonna sob#i can see her being ob/gyn 🤭🤭#i love an ob girlie bc im tryna be an obstetrician loool#ok but fuck me gojo as an ED doc wld drive me nuts#ED docs are hands down the sluttiest#esp on night shift#hnngnnggngg#imagine the QUICKIES IN THE STORAGE CLOSETS YALL WOULD HAVE#hellooo sir#wld also be traumatizing tho#bc what if they call code blue#mid thrust#thats fucking wild#hoenstly thats kinda dark#LOOOOL
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The first Heron design I showed off was from before Confidential Casefiles, so I thought I’d show you guys her look after she gets her new arm. Plus a few changes I made to her character for this AU! Just realised the way I placed my signature makes it look like I’M her worst enemy, whoops.
Meet the Cast!
╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆
→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Qalhata Duiker → Goldie O'Gilt → Jack Duckworth → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → Ludwig Von Druska → Bradford Butcher
╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆
→ Lucrais NicRiada
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#fuck you *turns your turtleneck into a cheongsam*#hope im spelling that right lol#this look is still from the 60s era btw!!#I’d make some slight changes for her modern day look UNLIKE CANON#don’t know what I’d change tho cause I really like this design#also may and june don’t exist in this au sorry lol#gonna replace their storyline with some original stuff if I ever do present day art for this au!#I might repurpose them for something else#maybe they can be daisies nieces#but yeah canon heron is a fucking child abuser and I think that’s where beakley would draw the line and I’m a beakheron shipper till death#sooooooo that’s not happening a#lso. I hate s3 BUT IM NOT GONNA START RANTING ABT THAT NOW I SWEAR ANYWAYS HUIFEN SUPREMACY OK BYE#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#ducktales#ducktales human au#<- I need a better/more unique name for this au hmm#black heron#LÙ Huifen#hope I got the stràc the right way round#I forget the English word#humanisation#gjinka#also if this were a cartoon set in the present day. I think Huifen would be introduced as Beakleys worst enemy with a vendetta against her#and beakley is convinced it’s bc she fucking blew up her arm bc duh#until it’s revealed heron is just mad that beakley retired bc I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL. I THOUGHT WE WERE ARCH RIVALS
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Sacred stones doodlies 0:
#fire emblem#fire emblem sacred stones#eirika fire emblem#& friends#my current life objective is to accidentally overlevel eirika so that i can convice people she's a good unit#my other current life objective is to get past chapter 10 but whatever happens first really#oh yea also i did not think a would like lute as much as i did lol she gives me autistic girl vibe#tho once i officially get to l'archel she will inevitably be my favourite she's actually a perfect character#female fire emblem writing peaked with her fr#i am now noticing that Eirika's anatomy is aa little wack but it's ok we cringe on
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It's really interesting that Wynne actually has quite a measured, bordering on downright sympathetic response to hearing what Jowan did in the prologue -- if the mage Warden says "I still can't believe Jowan was that stupid", her answer is something like a thoughtful "Stupid, or desperate, or merely curious?". She seems to think of Jowan as a kid who got in over his head, rather than any less charitable interpretation. I do believe she genuinely is as against blood magic as she publicly expresses and as the Circle party line demands, but as a private person she clearly has a more nuanced and potentially kinder understanding of the reasons why someone might resort to it, at the very least.
(related: when she says that part about Irving telling her what happened, there's no dialogue option in the first stage of the conversation (except choosing the 'leaving the conversation' one) that doesn't net you +2 approval! no matter how the warden feels about it, she is ready to recieve it. I think that says something sweet about how Wynne conceptualizes younger mages and the honest real affection she has for them. if you didn't snitch on jowan and say you stand by that decision, though? +3 approval, apparently! what Wynne says and what Wynne thinks is not always the same thing indeed, her idea of where personal loyalty and integrity stands vis-a-vis a mage's responsibility to the circle may be more flexible than she'd have people believe, you'll be surprised to learn lol)
I have always liked wynne and found her interesting, in all her hypocrisies and her earnest care, but with slightly older eyes she's extra fascinating to me in the same ways that Iron Bull is -- seeing someone whose mind has had hollows carved out in it by the need for double-think and compartmentalization imposed by the oppressive systems and ideologies they live under, and the quiet fight of the self to still preserve vital parts of itself that the system deems unacceptable in the hidden backstage areas of the soul, as it were. (and for both of them part of that self is love and protectiveness of specific other people, beyond what their 'role' dictates is acceptable for them.) I think Wynne has managed to sneak more of her internal self through the meatgrinder relatively intact than Bull overall, but it's the same logic underlying it, for me, and it makes me feel such intense affection and compassion for them both to see how hard they try
#dragon age#dragon age origins#wynne#iron bull#my warden and wynne actually have quite similar feelings and views about the circle so it's really interesting#conflicted love is one hell of a tradition to pass down and boy do they do that lmao look the circle really is a family!#it has intricacies of intergenerational trauma being inherited and everything#I think sophia reaches the 'ok. alright. I'm going to stop being polite pretend centrist about this' stages earlier#but her being more open about it is mostly about her being uniquely protected by her role in the wardens#(and being the king's if-not-for-the-laws-of-this-land-and-the-finer-points-of-political-marriage wife lmao)#and knows it; she has less to be responsible for in the circle itself now. I think she and wynne Understand each other by then#asunder is a book of. many parts! let's say lol but wynne's characterization in it is so good#she was about to go absolutely nutso mode after stuff started to go south and I love that for her#her gloves have been on her whole life but oh she is aware of that and would have taken them off and then some in that moment#the older you get the funnier wynne actually being like 50 gets tho. oh no. at death's door. ancient. aged. she has outlived the ages#how the fuck old is irving btw since he's alive and kicking during the ending of asunder (<3 love you dad)#also. yes. yes I am still on my iron bull bullshit I may never truly be off it he makes me so impossibly sad and so insane
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So uh. MelDan ammirite? This (kinda) blew up on Insta and other socmed I use so ig I'mma upload this here too lol
It started as a crackship (and it's still is, I kinda like to jokingly them imagine them pretending to like each other but actually wanting to skin each other alive, a little ooc for both of them, but it's mostly just for fun) but rn I'm exploring the potential ""relationship"" through a more angsty lense.
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#hpma oc#hpma daniel#my art#magic awakened#daniel page#melly anderson#melly anscombe#OK SO#I think that there's many different ways these two could “work”#I could go with a safe route aka transfem!Daniel x Melly all cute and sweet#OOOOR I could make it angsty and potentially one sided#my current idea? Daniel knows Mel is a metamorphmagus and wants her to tell him who she really is#but Mel ofc doesn't really want that for many reasons#she doesn't feel comfortable sharing who she really is bc she doesn't want people to know the real her in general#if she tells Dan he'd pry more and he'd discover WHY she's pretending to be Melly and that's a no no#this frustrates Daniel to no end he's not even sure if Mel even likes him back sometimes#Mel feels bad for deceiving Daniel snd wants to be honest w him but she can't#although I do have somewhat of an idea why Mel would get involved w him like this I'm still trying to figure it out#(she's probably having a comphet phase + she feels lonely af and needs a distraction from everything + to move on from Melissa and Cass)#and maybe also Ivy? she avoids her several reasons despite feeling heartbroken to do so#real question is tho what does Dan even see in her lol#that's def smth I gotta think about lol#but yeah. it's not canon to any of my current universes it's just for some mindless fun
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🍒🍰🍓🐇 Bunny Hosts 🍒🍰🍓🐇
★ ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ bsky | ko-fi | ig ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ ★
#love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#lads xavier#xavier x mc#xavier x black mc#otp:wishingonstars#moonandstars#Xavier x Heaven#just want to draw Them#did u guys see a popular lads Mc artist being colorist on twt recently? sick#it makes me feel bad for not being an artist#that other black girls who are fans of this game don’t know about#I wish y’all would come over here lol I’ll draw all the black mcs I don’t gaf#it’s so lame what a loser. and then pulled the ‘I’m mentally unwell’ shit like ok girl why did that make you racist tho#it’s a shame all they asked from what I saw because I hate twt actually I deleted the app I’m just going to see the updates on instagram#but yeah the black fan girls weren’t even asking her to draw black girls they were just curious as to why her art lacked diversity#and she was like will you darkies leave me alone girl WHAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 because they INQUIRED 😂😂😂😂😂😂 disgusting#so I’m going to keep drawing Heaven and Xavier being down bad SO LOUDLY that they can hear it in hell
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and now for something stupid
#but really i also just wanted to play around w this sort of coloring style bc its been FOREVER since ive used it#and i think i can make it look better now#AND i think i can make more sillay stuff like this and not have it take as long w cleaning up lines#anyway now you all understand the terrible dynamic between these three#phobo's infodump text is just copypasted from the wikipedia page for knives.#julliet ALSO uses knives is the thing so hes actually mansplaining < JOKE#he just wants to share. even if it gives her a headache. but he wouldnt mansplain he doesnt have it in him. hes ok with felonies tho#but julis life hasnt known peace since she was told to take care of the newbies#and shes ALSO a newbie (just slightly less so) so really this is probably just tartarus hazing her#theyd take one look at the two disorganized unserious overeager newbies and think ''you know what would be fucking hilarious''#and pass them onto the neurotic slightly-less-newbie who takes everything as seriously as possible. disaster combination.#i cannot stress enough that this is a group of bandits and murderers theyre NOT above hazing.#deimos actually is doing the best job at it since he is stealing as we speak#i mean hes not supposed to do it to his teammates but still. on the right track#as for the dynamic between deimos and phobos themselves its like. theyre just bros. theyre both pretty similar in personality#except deimos is kinda more mean and cynical while phobos can be kinda. dense and naive despite literally where hes at in life#but most of the time theyre basically beavis and butthead#i would also like to stress that juli is not being homophobic she just already cannot stand these guys and cant believe the audacity#but. complete misunderstanding. karma for stealing wallets ig#this will never be cleared up by anyone ever#but again thats not their dynamic they are just beavis and butthead. and i guess that makes juli daria LOL#finn's ocs#finn's art
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And everyone gasped
(no one was surprised, not even a little)
#would you be surprised if i told you this is actually the first time Ashton has been my Top Artist?#I've had Spotify for 6 years and 5sos has never not been No 1! it's the upset of the century !#(it's actually just that they simply didn't have a major release this year lol but still 😌)#also LastFM claims my No 5 song is actually Endless Wave so what is the truth#they also claim Sabrina and Fleetwood Mac should be flipped#so clearly the two services count plays different but still I like the ✨ drama ✨#i know Spotify has stated they alter the rankings for the Top 100 playlist but the Top 5 is supposed to be your actual stats 🤷🏻♀️#anyways#music is fun!#in the 'music evolution' section Spotify said said my February was witchy and Beatlesque#and I must demand to only ever be referred to by those two adjectives thanks#what other fun stats are there#I had just about 2k more minutes this year than last so yay for mental health improvement#(tho still not doing great apparently bc there was only a 4 min diff between this year and 2022 lmao)#believe it or not this is actually Taylor's best showing in my Wrapped (but then again she did release a 31 song album lmaoooo)#like I said Luke was No 7 according to LastFM with Garden Life his top ranked song#tied at No 13 with Wicked Habit by Ash and Midnight Cowboy by Jade#Spotify claims I was in the top 0.05% of Breakup listeners which is a real girl get a grip moment for me ngl#my Top 5sos song was still Caramel lmao#i have been tagging this for like 20 mins i need to leave ok bye#spotify wrapped 2024#personal
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zavijava info PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!! PLEASEEEEE ZAVIJAVA COME HOME ... PLEASE .... umm um um ill tell you about umm . tma au im making for nastya if u tell me about her .PLEASE!!!!!!!
so she is definitely a star of some kind. i mean she is an angel but in that story in particular The Stars are kind of angels. like they’re otherworldly beings and they jus kinda hang out. cosmically. it’s a different dimension separated from the human one but like, obviously stars still exist for humans, they just don’t do anything crazy because the rules of the world dictate that their realities shouldn’t interact. angels can observe the other world from far up above yet they still exist on a different level. But tbh zavijava had never enjoyed the otherworldly ethereal whatever lifestyle—she just didn’t feel like she fit in there. she is a #1 humans fan though so she knows that’s where she’d fit in. so she does just that. she fits in perfectly :) and normally :) yay :)
#see the thing with zavijava is that there isn’t much info to share on her just on account of her being what she is#she is like a Concept trying to humanize and shove herself into a box#it’s like asking a rock what it likes. a rock can’t like anything it just sort of exists#that’s zavi babey#that’s not to say she doesn’t desperately try to like anything and everything . and that’s precisely what she ends up doing#she loves everything ! but she doesn’t really understand it or have a genuine connection to anything just by virtue of not being part of the#world. it’s like having a 6d being try to exist in a 3d space. very limiting. very incomprehensible for the 6d being#so her enjoyment of things (debatable if she’s even Capable of feeling Anytning) is artificial in a way#she is Uncanny Valley she reflects humans she does not really have an inner world or proper opinions of her own#so like she Does really love humans and everything about their world. but no specifics or a detailed understanding of them & it#as much as she likes humans she does not grasp their concepts like at all. Or only in a rudimentary manner#haze could explain to her why some people walk holding hands and she would be like Wow i guess that means we are married :) because we are#always together :) we can even hold hands too :) (she tries to hold his hand and he immediately starts seeing the hat man)#so yea. tldr. she’s more of a concept made character so there’s not a lot of Character Info on her#she’s more of a force#cramswering#idk if any of that is a coherent fucking explanation LOL she’s just kinda dream-like in that sense. idk#like yknow the way humans can’t truly comprehend eldritch beings or non euclidian shapes or whatever#the eldritch being in turn is not fated to understand da humans ….#& anyways for now the rest of the stars are aware that zavijava is Goofing but it’s not urgent enough to send someone after her. yetttt#tho hell dude 2 angels in the world would probably make it implode instantly so maybe that’s why they’re hesitant to do anything#also yea idk if this needs to be said but those angels arent tied to religion or humans really. they’re not guardian angels they’re just#Things that exist on a different Plane Of Existence. parallel to the human world#they watch over it but not in a guardian responsibility way#just sort of in a It’s Something To Look At way#ok yeah it’s 1:30am too by the way so i think that’s enough incomprehensible eldritch rambling#tell me about ur au boy
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Emmrich's quest was really fun, i actually think it's my favorite companion quest so far. Blackthorne Manor reminded me of Danarius's manor in da2, i liked exploring it a lot. in my opinion Emmrich really brings some levity to the team, his personality and age compared to the other companions is a fun contrast and his whole deal with Hezenkoss feels separate from the main plot in a way that makes it a fun and refreshing break from everything else.
his story is bittersweet, but not dark like you would necessarily expect-- i really love the way the mourn watch and Emmrich approach death as this very natural and beautiful thing to be revered and respected. and despite Emmrich being a part of the mourn watch for (presumably) 50+ years and working closely with spirits and the dead, he still has his own fears about dying that he's not ready to face, and we get to help him grapple with this as we deal with Hezenkoss.
i loved the final choice because it was actually difficult, and both felt right-- either way Emmrich has to face his own mortality and accept the inevitability of death, and i really loved the phrasing he uses when talking about Manfred and "honoring his sacrifice and letting him rest." bringing someone back from the dead isn't always the right choice! sometimes it's just selfish, and denying that person's right to death can be disrespectful and against their wishes. and with Emmrich considering lichdom, this is something he has to accept-- people die. you can't always bring them back.
of course, in this instance, you can bring Manfred back, too. and it's selfish but also another sacrifice, Emmrich giving up his chance at immortality for the sake of love and friendship... to acknowledge that you can't live without that, and so eventually you will die, but accepting it and choosing instead to enjoy the time you've already been given.
really great quest, i loved having to answer this question in the midst of fighting supposed immortal gods and an ancient blight, and forcing both Emmrich and Rook to face the reality of the death that's been all around them this entire time.
#also helps that this quest wasnt racist like the last 3 lol#but yeah emmrich just shot up into the cool kids club with my faves#i was kinda neutral on him just cus he joins so late and i didnt really feel like i'd seen enough of him#also i made him a lich. i felt like galen would encourage him in that way#she mostly nudges the companions in the direction she feels they have Told her they want#and he looks sick as fuckkkkkkkkk old man swagged out#love manfred tho it was genuinely such a hard choice#datv spoilers#ok sorry i think thats all my da posting for the day#da posting
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Can’t take the valonquar tommen theory seriously like that’s an actual baby all I can picture is this
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#.txt#how tf is an 8yo gonna ‘wrap his hands around your throat and choke the life out of’ a grownass woman lol#unless he like. uses a pillow or smth#also I just. don’t see him doing that#ok some people think he’s gonna do it as a zombie but still. that’s a child zombie#you can just pick him up and throw him down the stairs lmao#wait do wights get superhuman strength regardless of what they were before. I forgor#im picturing like. a baby getting turned into a sight and going on a killing spree#*wight#it’s also so narratively unsatisfying like. oh she got killed by a wight. that TECHNICALLY fits the prophecy. cool#come on it’s obviously jaime lol#like the question isn’t who is it it’s how’s it gonna happen#dumbest valonquar theory has to be sandor tho#‘he’ll kill cersei after killing his zombie brother’ why would he do that what beef does he have with her#no there’s definitely dumber ones just haven’t heard of them
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