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i have nothing good to offer but this humble shitpost (original ref below)
#fanart#animator vs animation#alan becker#ava victim#ava the chosen one#when you and your older sister reunite but she beats the shit outta you first
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"Angry robin" "violent robin" "misbehaving robin" shut up and accept my alternative; spunky Robin. Determined and head strong, can out-stubborn the Batman, has a strong moral-backbone and does what he thinks is right regardless of what anybody else says, Robin. Jason who was sassy and quippy and made crude jokes with a smile on his face. Jason who hid in Bruce's cape and whispered gossip to him. Jason who, if Bruce refused him something, could keep bothering endlessly until Bruce caved. And also dramatic Jason. If Bruce tells him no, it becomes a whole theatrical show; a monologue, a narration, embellishments, and falling onto the floor in his grief upon the fact his cruel father has denied him once again.
(Jason who has suffered through abuse and homelessness and poverty and starvation, who is the Fight out of Fight or Flight, who's built up defenses and walls and when pushed and triggered responds with the thing that's always protected him; anger. He's sweet and kind and funny, and when he sees a pimp hitting a prostitute he gets furious and responds with violence.)
#my dc posting#dc#jason todd#jaybin#im having so many thoughts abt jaybin and he is so important to me#in one fic he went on a hunger strike bc alfred didnt eat w them and did it for so long they had to compromise#i love a jaybin 100% willing to menace and bother batman until the man folds. as is his right#the thing abt jason's backstory is that it shows him unwilling to suffer for a home#ma gunn's is bad; he gets beat up and she tries to get him to help rob a place. so he leaves! and rats the whole thing out to batman#and shows up himself cus he didnt think he had been believed#and lets not forget the fact he hit batman with a tire iron and called him a 'big boob'!#the boy's got moxie!! let jaybin be crass and angry and sassy and flawed and traumatized without reducing him to 2d caricature of a 'troubl#d kid'#i dont like a jason who did nothing but use excessive violence and disobey orders and be cocky and all that shit#i like a jason who was. oh yknow. a complex person!! a child/teen who has been fucking abused!!!#you shouldnt erase the fact that jason's reaction/response to stressful situations and triggers IS anger#it's not an indication that he was always gonna become a criminal/red hood or whatever. get outta here w that shit#but like. let us not go so far in the other direction we forget to have him react and be affected by the abuse he's suffered#anyway. if anyone should be a drama-queen it should be jaybin. once he becomes truly comfortable w bruce he should dial it up to 11#a lot of red hood's appeal (to me&many others) is that he is an 'imperfect' victim. meaning he is angry and flawed and doesnt suffer quietl#but is loud and obvious abt it#so when i see jaybin written as the opposite its like. man whats that about#anyway. jaybin is good and cares and wants to help and protect people. and by god if i ever see anybody writing#him having arguments with bruce about the no kill rule WHILE robin again im gonna throw hands istg-#my tags are like a hidden treasure box. most of what i say is in here lmao
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Day 159 | id in alt
Long overdue feast.
(Bears have absolutely no care if their prey is still alive whilst they eat, but they have a tendency to crush the lungs and bones of their prey while they're alive.)
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#jjk mahito#BEAR KUGISAKI FOR THE WINNNN#im so tired of people saying that Kugisaki dosent enjoy the shit she does. she was born into it yes shed pick another job if it paid better#but she enjoys beating the hell out of things during the fight with the brothers it almost looked like relief on her face when she killed#IT WAS SO SWAG I WAS TWEAKIN#but nah no brothers only mahito getting what he deserves#Kugisaki has a horrid tendency to multilate the things she goes up against and not gaf about it.#YES GIRL YOU ABSOLUTELY DESTROY YOUR FOES BEYOND REGOGNIZABLITY#Let the infraction of their shattered features take image of your intrest in their lives#YIPPIE YAYYY#tw for just blood and a little but of rib showing#Kugisaki just tore the hell outta him as she deserves#also a little cannibalism Bc Kugisaki deserves it :]#it needed to happen i needed to draw it at SOME POINT#i am so good at taking canon and cranking that shit i hope
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Angel of Death and her God
a story about a fem!law whose city was never destroyed. Her father found the cure for the amber lead syndrome and everything is okay. But instead of just being a doc like her dad, it turns out she becomes a nun in the church where that one sister is also a nun. She stills knows a lot about medicine and helps the nuns with their health and also the kids in the school or in the church orphanage. She's living well and peacefully. Flevance is a rich island, her family is doing well and everything seems to be perfect. Until, of course, some pirates pop outta nowhere and attack the convent and kidnap some nuns bc ofc they do, they are pirates, right? So when the navy just doesn't even try to get them back, Law takes the matter in her own hands and goes to the sea on a stolen ship, ready to track the pirates and get the nuns back home safely. She goes island to island looking for them and collecting information about this crew and discovers that they are actually just a part of the Donquixote Crew, who's famous for selling slaves. Guessing what end those nuns can have if she's not fast enough, Law starts to target all of the members of the Donquixote she can find, searching for someone that can tell her where they took her friends. At some point she finds a group of them who are transporting something that seems important so she obviously has to steal. Is the ope ope no mi and she is fast to eat it; it is a powerful and very useful akuma no mi that she can use very well. The news about her spread quickly, it's not everyday that you see a nun with a big ass sword (dont ask me when she gets it) dismembering people while alive and targeting one of the most powerful crews in the seas. She gets the name of ‘Sister Death’ and since she has no crew or jolly roger, the navy think she's just a bounty hunter or just some crazy woman, so they actually don't pay attention to what she does and leave her alone. Some months later she found her way to the Grandline, heading to Sabaody, seeking the nuns in that one auction house. Its when she stumbles with him, the devil himself incarnates as a god in a man’s body, pirate king Monkey D Luffy, the man that can be her salvation just as much as he can be her danation.
#you know what it can be? a dilf luffy fanfiction hmmmmmm#i did write it all by myself and didn't used the traductor once#i normally do to check some words#but i did not this time. getting better yipe#im pround#anyways#one piece#lawlu#lulaw#one piece lulaw#one piece lawlu#law as a nun is stuck in my head since i saw that one post about law being raised catholic#i also suffer from intense cronic femlaw brainrot#is in my head 24/7 since it was made canon#thank you oda#fem law#the japanese call her sarada god knows why#shes a very violent nun honestly#she beat the shit outta everybody#luffy gets a goth catholic girlfriend#she just dont know that shes his girlfriend yet#the catholic guilt this girl is about to experience#law be like 'is it a sin to fuck a guy if his a god incanation?' in the google at 3 am#and the google be like 'girl what'#sanji would be so jealous its not even funny#sanji like: what do you mean luffy has a nun girlfriend???? nah is probably a lie or is just and old woman#and the theres law with the most pretty face in this world#sexy like hell itself#in a nun uniform#looking like she can kill you (she can)
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I LOVE THESE ONES
SHE'S INSANE AND HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE NOW THAT SHE CAN FINALLY VENT HER ANGER ON INNOCENT STRANGERS
#She looks so happy when just moving to beat the shit outta them#Love you GO CRAZY#spinel#steven universe#yoruyapping
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i like how sydney is like the queen of undernegotiated kink like. yara and her were fucking in the confessional and yara kept trying to pull away so she wouldn't cum & blow their cover so sydney got pissed and CHOKED HER
like girl... your corruption wasn't even high...
#also how riding crop sydney will just beat pc to tears in every encounter unless you smack that shit outta her hands.#and when u do she pouts abt it.#i'm obsessed with her.#and then her line when you're too hurt to talk anymore and she's like heehee seeing you struggle makes it better <3#she's insane and i love her.#xiba.txt
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Ooooh hhhh the sleep deprivation is catching up with me
#only reason I���m not writing another rambling post abt PDBC is because I can not stay awake probably#ohh bed is so comfy rnuuuuuurgrghghgh#so what’s the deal with finch huh? tf is wrong with tha guy#i want to slap him and shove him in a dumpster#he’s my favoriel…….favorite……#this mfer wants to be burl Ives so BAD#I’m in that horrid state where my brain is in the mood to do quick beta designs for characters but my body is Dying#might post some beta design soons to get some advice cause how the heck di you design characters#rrrghbhh the finch…….eeewww#christmas songs stress me out because they’re always talking about bells .they should be be singing bout belle am I RIGHT#but also what the fuck s wrong with her too#shes a walkin ttalking plot device who. is a totalluybawful person so obviously she is so aweomsenqne ion steal her#steal her from roots and take her for myself st you can’t stopmmr (not an evil heist) (ii have persmiission…..)#make sure to hit that belle beat teh absolute shit outta her don’t hold back
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people on the fanon wiki will just straight up announce that they haven't actually watched the show huh
#atla#azulaposting#''she wanted to steal the throne from him'' girl WHEN#when he got banished? which she had nothing to do with?#when she actively chose to give up the role of crown prince(ss) by bringing him back?#when he decided WITH NO INVOLVEMENT ON HER PART to commit treason and be a good guy?#he's the one who plotted to steal the throne from HER#y'know that whole ''let's go beat the shit outta my sister'' thing?#like azula didn't manipulate him into giving the throne to her he literally gave it up when he COMMITTED TREASON#AND ANNOUNCED THAT HE WAS COMMITTING TREASON TO HIS FATHER'S FACE#you think he wasn't disowned as fuck? he threw LIGHTNING (back) at the fire lord!#azula had literally nothing to do with anything concerning zuko's place in line for the throne except for when she brought him back#and then again when he decided he was going to be fire lord despite DEFINITELY no longer being eligible (bc. y'know. TREASON)#at no point did azula ever even imply she wanted to take the throne from zuko#she EXPECTED it would be hers bc HE LITERALLY WAS NOT THERE#first he got banished and then he fucked off of his own free will#neither time had anything to do with anything azula did#hell azula is the only living member of the royal family we meet in the series outside of flashbacks who DIDN'T conspire for the throne#iroh managed to conspire for the throne despite debatably having the most right to it out of everyone#granted it was on zuko's behalf but STILL#hell even in the character assassinations i mean the comics no i don't she's not conspiring for the throne#she's trying to push zuko back towards what she thinks is the ''right'' path#but she's not trying to take it for herself#the only time azula even seems to want the throne is when her dad tells her it's hers now and even then she'd clearly rather he keep it#bc that'd mean he'd be sticking around and she was kinda sick of getting abandoned by then#azula: *getting crowned as per the previous fire lord's orders*#and no the argument that ozai wasn't a legitimate fire lord is entirely invalidated by how unwilling iroh was to do shit about fuck#which ended up proving ozai right come to think of it#he WAS a better fire lord than iroh. bc he. y'know. actually did stuff#gah
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i don't even know what to say about this episode
#there was So Much#alien romance in the opening? jack black & lizzo?? bo-katan beating that dude's ass?? BO-KATAN DARKSABER???#DIN BRINGING UP WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MINES AND INSISTING SHE TAKE THE DARKSABER BC SHE *SAVED HIM WITH IT*?????#i'm gonna go insane#also it really felt like bo & din left their kid grogu at the daycare while they went out doing mandalorian business lmfao#peak mom & dad energy#the mandalorian#i can't say nothing bryce dallas howard was back in her duffy#SHE COOKED#when bo was beating the shit outta axe woves (wolves?? idk) i literally sat in front of my tv going THAT'S MY WIFE#and OF COURSE din came with her. you're dumb if you think that mans leaving her alone now after all that happened this season#what a dumbass i'm so in love with him#*if i wasn't sold on dinbo before i sure as hell am now OKAY BYE*
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hey girl i'm losing my fucking mind waiting for the s4 announcement date. anyways hilarious masochism jokes about how i got every fucking clip i needed from one episode here
#scissor seven#now me personally#if i see a pretty woman#and i continue to adore her after she beats the shit out of me#personally i think that's a little masochistic#is he dumb and forgiving or masochistic? discuss /j#i think this is the only seven x thirteen edit i've made that has no underlying angst or lore#it's jsut look at the two little fuckheads#now kiss#NOW KI-#sometimes the fact that seven had to kiss jiang before i got a real kiss outta these two haunts me#“but season 1” SHUT THE FUCK UP THAT NEVER HAPPENED THAT'S NOT REAL FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION NOTHING HAPPEND WHAT'S SEAOSN 1 THERE IS NO#NEVER HAPPENED. NOT REAL. DOESN'T COUNT. FUCK YOU. FUCK THAT#seven#thirteen#plum blossom thirteen#seven and thirteen#meihua shisan#edit#killer seven#wu liuqi#the masochism tango#kind of graphic lyrics? i think? i dunno man
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literally whose fucking idea within hoyoverse was it to make the most sadistic boss mechanic-wise, have all the dialogue unskippable even if its your second or third or god fucking tenth attempt at the boss, then have the new event start two days after the trailblaze mission and not have Genshin's Quick Start so anyone who can't get pass the boss gets fucked out of event rewards
#vent post#I am so full of hatred it's past midnight and I finally fucking beat this boss after pulling blade#if I lose out on kafka because of this I'm gonna be even extra fucking furious#i thought this boss was sexy in the trailer but now I want to see her die over and fucking over again like I did#WHY DOES SHE GET FUCKING INFINITE ATTACKS OVER AND OVER BEATING THE SHIT OUTTA ME IN THE THIRD PHASE?!#I know I had like two weeks to the story and event but I have other things in my life too okay?!#god forbid you assume you can just binge a few hours of content in one night; maybe make it a two day thing#but nooooooo#some asshat had to bring their sadomasochistic kink outta the bed room and into game design!
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I should be writing shadow au oops, I'm sorry I am working on it slowly but these guys possessed me I wanted Syn to menace May and them chat about aus my brain is bouncing around XD enjoy! (Syn belongs to @seasidemew)
More multiverse shenanigans
May should've been working. May HAD been working, until the larger mewtwo decided to descend upon her. She could feel the warmth of his chest on her back as he leant over and into her body, arms wrapped around her his tail lightly hitting the floor as he purred quietly.
"Can I help you Syn?" She asked slightly amused by this sudden affection but also it was rather inconvenient.
"Mm…" He hummed softly, "No, I'm just glad you're so small and cuddly here." She sighed softly, feeling him give her a little squeeze like she was some plush teddiursa.
"Which world did you find out about then? Perfect or Poached?" She asked simply already aware of the many vast variations of herself and knowing those were the most recent and the only ones so far that played with her height. His tail stopped lightly thumping.
"What's poached.." She could tell by his tone he didn't know what it was and felt a bit of panic settle in.
"...oh you know..like with eggs…" May deflected keeping her eyes on the very interesting tiles on the floor.
"May. What happens in Poached." Syns arms shifted subtly to more restrain her preventing her from trying to duck or wiggle away but still remaining quite cuddly. She made a bit of a whine bringing a hand to cover her mouth as she mumbled.
"Ikindamaybegetcaughtinadarkball," she mumbles unintelligibly into her palm, his weight leans down more into her making her exhale softly in an oof.
"Careful big fella I can't support your whole weight!"
"Well I can't hear you when you're mumbling so I gotta lean closer," more of his weight presses down and she makes a slightly panicked 'ack' in response to his antics as he simply chuckled.
"Who the hell let you watch lilo and stitch alright give give a bit I can't talk like this," his weight lessens on her back as she sighs exaggeratedly before awkwardly fiddling with her hands.
"I get caught by poachers, caught in a dark ball..hence the name.."
"A, dark ball?" She audibly sucked air through her teeth at his question, hesitating on telling him.
"it's uh..type of pokeball poachers use…Darkness says the technology used is quite impressive actually, has a similar function to a master ball can capture any Pokemon instantly," she felt his weight shift, "hey I'm getting there!"
"You're stalling," His voice was a playful singsong.
"I know I'm stalling!" She emptily shouted back, "it's, not fun to talk about," her voice awkwardly quietened and she felt his weight lessen and heard a soft apology, she sighed, "the dark ball…it can enhance a pokemons original ability bringing it to it's highest possible level augmenting them to be even better than they were originally.."
"Why would that make you bigger?"
"Because I'm, not," she struggled for words, "apparently I have potential and I was meant to be tall and powerful and the dark ball artificial unlocks and forces that version of me into my most powerful state.." She didn't want to talk about the how it did that though. She felt him gently squeezing her body again but more as a hug.
He hung his head down a little besides her eyes screwed tight and she gently put her hand to his head rubbing the side of it comfortingly as he experienced new memories from across the multiverse.
"You're, yea, I see it, you're brutal.." He mumbles a bit as the new memory of the fighting ring enters her head.
"I guess so…guess being forced to max level does that..sorry about knocking you about so much." Memories of a fight began to form in both their heads as the new world grew and they became aware of it.
"Oh it's fine, it's kinda hot actually you're efficient," He chuckles, lifting his head up a bit to smirk at her playfully moving to gently bonk his head against hers to which she made a mock 'ow'.
"How come you hesitate on landing the match ending blow?" He furrows his brows at his memory.
"Because I don't want to hurt another mewtwo, not really, guess seeing your bloody bruised face was enough to get past the dark balls influence. Must have a thing for bloodied up pretty boys. Well gives you enough time to strike and then kick my ass." She laughed softly as he guiltily chuckled.
"Yeah I'm sorry, I really saw an opportunity and took it."
"Hey we were in a fight, i'd rather you won especially with your history." He hums above her gently squeezing her again.
"You, escape all that right? I don't recall seeing you again."
"Yea, I get out.. Thanks for asking, nice to know you care." He chuckled softly.
"I can care a bit!" She laughed a squeal as he squeezed her again, picking her up a bit before putting her down as he sighed softly in guilt, "I, actually learnt about the other one, Perfect was it? I'm, sorry for how I act there..I hear you saying you don't want to fight. I can see you dodging and avoiding fighting back and." He signed again, "all I can think about is how good it'll feel and how loud the audience will cheer when I take down such a big powerful opponent." She felt him squeeze her in guilt and moved her hand again to carefully hold the side of his face.
"Hey..its okay I get it I understand why, maybe I don't understand there at first but here I understand and I've hit you pretty hard and brutally before myself, I can't hold a grudge."
"You always fight like that to protect others or as a last ditch self preservation thing, it's not the same."
"What would've happened had you lost?" He went quiet in thought, turning his head away at the new suggested memories of losing and the fall out of it.
May was quiet as her hand moved once more to hold his face as he pressed into her touch knowing without him having to say that it would've been bad and although he did it for himself there was also a level of survival to it. She felt him purr softly against her hand.
"Feeling better now huh?" He hummed softly against her, "can I get back to work now ya great lug? I can feel something hard and pointy jabbing into me and I hope its that crystal." He howled an abrupt startled laugh at her joke moving instead to scoop her up into his arms ignoring her protesting.
"Oh no I think I'm going to steal you away for myself for a bit actually," He turned his head towards the general direction of the kitchen, "I'm stealing May for a bit, deal with it!" before turning to carry her out the restaurant leaving the owner quite confused.
"You put me down, this is kidnapping!" She couldn't hide the excited giggling in her tone as he carried her away.
"I just figured we should get some privacy if I'm gonna jab you with something hard and pointy." She squeal laughed into her hands as he carried her away kicking her feet in too much energy as his tail wagged behind him chuckling at her joy.
#My writing#May the mewtwo#@seasidemew oc#@seasidemew syn#cw mature humor#Tw mention of blood#The Perfect thing is in reference to my A little different fic but basically May there doesn't get the darkness megastone#So ends up a big big powerful girl because I've kinda started hc the synergy corruption in that megastone sapped Mays energy#Which stunted her so Perfect refers to her being 'perfect' because she's big and has powers but like also wow all trauma#Multiverse Syn really sees a tall powerful version of May and goes “THAT'S HOT” only to learn the version of him in that world absolutely#Beats the shit outta her in the battle ring because due to trauma May doesn't wanna fight back or hurt him and goes NOOOOOO#So goes to cuddle his tiny May because ough no stay tiny and perfect like this I don't wanna think about the sad :c#Multiverse Syn definitely has more empathy and cares more because hmm sometimes my wife yes lmao#Also you heard it here first folks bloody pretty boys are Mays type™️ XD probably why she helps him when he's injured#Not immune to a pretty boy bleeding out XD and yes she calls him a pretty boy he probably loves it like yes I AM pretty#I've not actually talked about poached before it's an au in my head so dw no ones missed anything#Her getting big is a reference to the tyranitar in the 4ever movie!! I'm allowed to bullshit cause that fucker gets big so may get big too!
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sorry everyone i gotta go. my cat said it's my bedtime but i'll see you all tomorrow!
#and she is beating the SHIT outta me the longer i disobey#you have food and water and endless attention#i am the human here sTOP.HITTING ME
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Day 24 - Roxanne
Decided to make a sprite for my OC! I actually wanted to do this at the start of the challenge, but held off since I wanted to see if I could get better before doing so. I'm pleased with how this turned out!
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I'm baaaack. And alive. Yay. Literally 30 minutes or so into church service with the theme "Purity is Power" and they already admitted to child abuse (then sgain it's an open secret so i'm not surprised), lumped sex work and active sexuality with "sexual impurity" and spread very likely soft core Israel propaganda help 💀💀
#momento rambles#the child abuse thing was when our preacher made an example with the gist “you wouldn't hit a baby if they mess up but you'd beat a 10 y/o”#and they actually agreed 💀 i don't even believe they don't hit babies i see the way you treat toddlers man#and the propaganda was when she compared an israeli boy “being lured into gaza by an palestinian family so that they could kill him”#to trusting and being tempted by the enemy 💀 probably not the time to say shit like that#if she was recalling the story i think she was then it was told by the idf and with their history of lying i don't trust them for shit#why did my sister get to stay home while i didn't i already feel like boneless chicken wing get me outta here--#also i'm back. hoozah.
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she knows how to blood choke people with a jacket and i like REALLY need her to do that to me
#lgbtq safe space#lgbtq+#lgbtq pride#safe space#gender fluid#i am so straight for her#jiujitsu#AND#taekwondo#????#she can do no wrong#kick me#punch me#pretzal me#idc#she can do anything#and id say thank you#in the most romantic way possible#beat the shit outta me
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