#she was so drunk/high

[gooblenoodle]

a silly bad redraw LMAOOO

i’m literally tweaking out from this episode i’m going to rip my hair out.

[knightingale]

Not that it really matters but the thing about the Darry Trial™ in AGoT that I think so many people get wrong is that Sansa was protecting Arya when she said she didn't remember what happened by the Trident. Lets say Sansa told the truth in that scene; she'd necessarily have to include that Arya hit Joffrey with a broomstick, because he was cutting Mycah's cheek for hitting Arya, and that's what led to the fight that had Nymeria biting Joff. But if Sansa said this then Arya would be wrongly seen as the guilty party.

Like, these people didn't care that Mycah was killed, so why would this room full of nobles and mostly Lannister knights care that Joffrey cut him on the cheek? They'd most likely view the situation as their Crown Prince chastising an impudent peasant for hitting highborn Lady Arya Stark. So Arya attacking her "defender" over this could be seen as an unjust (or even an irrational/crazed) assault on the future king. Don't get me wrong, I think Arya was totally right to beat Joff, just like Dunk was right to beat Aerion for the same reason, but their classist and sexist nobility isn't going to view the situation like we do.

And as we learn later, the punishment for striking a royal is to lose the hand that struck them. Do I think Robert would've cut Arya's hand off? No, of course not, but I'm sure that Sansa thought her sister would be punished in some way if she confirmed that Arya had hit a royal. We don't actually learn that Robert thinks the whole affair is no big deal until after Sansa has spoken and with further context we know that Sansa is frightened by Robert... so ya'know.

[gremlingirlsmell]

i need bocchi to be like super obsessive protective and jealous but like for all 3 of her bandmates/girlfriends. no one else can have them, they're all her's, and if someone dares to hurt them, it's gonna hurt back a lot.

[souenkun]

I loooove the jp fandom's headcanon that geeta and larry are childhood friends who met during their time in the academy and, sometime in the future, geeta personally recruited larry to work for the paldean pokemon league, as she must be one of the first people who knew of his prowess in pokemon battling! Like yeah, the whole geeta being a "strict boss who is frustrated by larry's stubborn insistence to be an average worker that she has to assign him different workloads just to broaden his horizon" idea is intriguing, but stepping it up a notch by making geeta be the "best friend a.k.a the only one who has seen larry at his very best and his very worst, and knows for a fact that he could excel at anything he put his mind into if he steps out of his comfort zone, so she doesn't particularly drag him out of said zone, but pushes him out of it each time she can because she can't bear to see her best friend be unaware of the good chances and positive things that awaits him out there, not if she has a (small) say in it" is also downright hilarious 😭🤚

[blackknight-100]

More Apollo fic excerpts for you all, because I'm on a roll:

Looking at Father is hard. Apollo has learnt this early on, but Apollo is also either incorrigibly foolish, or insurmountably stubborn. Either way, he tries and tries and tries; the truth is his, and he will look into the King's eyes while he gets it.

Lightning crackles around Zeus's lashes, fine white scars upon his dark skin. He sighs unhappily, and somewhere around Cretan Ida, rain-black clouds are blown away. "Why do you ask that, child?"

"Hekate thinks it is unjust."

"Did she say that to you?"

"No."

Apollo does not mention that she said that to his sister and his mother, because that was not what Father asked. He does not speak of her grief either - the King is a forge of hot power thrumming with ill-supressed rage, a rush of deadly cloudstrike and bitter ozone under his tongue - and Apollo is... apprehensive, if not afraid.

Zeus sighs again. The rain clouds return, and drought is averted. His beard droops, and the riot of spiked hair curls into itself. "It is fate," he says. "There had to be a safe place for you to be born."

"And fate is greater than justice, then?"

"You know the Fates. You know Fate is greater than everything."

Apollo says nothing. In the following silence, father and son stare at each other, picking away at the other's minds.

As always, Father breaks first. "I could not lose you," he says. "You are to be a great god."

Perhaps Apollo should be kinder, perhaps Apollo should be blind. But he is not. Here too the Fates are unfair - he can see Ares' quiet pain, he can see Hera's righteous rage. And his memory is terrible in its divinity - a hundred thousand words of fatherly love will not wipe away all those days of his mother's tears.

Or perhaps it is not fatherly love at all. Apollo is to be a great god, a mighty cog in the automaton that is Fate, and like Hephaestus, Zeus its builder cares little for who the cogs are, or where they come from. They must only exist.

Or perhaps it is just him - Apollo, the Destroyer. Under his hands is the ruin of a hundred women, and then some more, and Hekate is one notch among many others. Perhaps Apollo blames fruitlessly, for it is his father who chased his aunt, and his birth that holds her down. Perhaps his father loves them - him and Artemis and Mother Leto, and has only sought to turn fate in their favour through his ruthlessness. Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps. So many chances, so many answers.

Apollo looks at Father, and does not believe even one.

"I see," he says. "Thank you for your time, Your Majesty."

Zeus-King frowns. He holds out a hand as if to call out, then drops it and turns away. "You may leave," he says, and Apollo does.

[natjennie]

ohhh my god... im sobbing. I cant watch fantasy high when the gummy hits it's too much. the beautiful kinship when fig prays for the first time in her life to kristen's god, and kristen joins her on her knees. "am I doing this right, do we do this?" kneeling and hands clasped. a thumbs up and earnest smile, tears in her eyes as she joins you. I don't know what I'm doing, and every force in my life up to this point has been about the power of disobeying, about lack of structure and embracing chaos. but I'd learn for you. what is doubt if not the source of rebellion. I will attempt piousness for you. I will focus my efforts on the divine, for you. I will become a servant in your honor, because we're friends and I love you. can anyone hear me.

[botmilf]

Drunk!Wyatt sobbing…SOBBING because Ratchet answered that no, he wouldn’t still love her the same if she was a worm.

[neonhellscape]

pasqal setting off an industrial explosion 3ft away from himself, somehow surviving, immediately ready to pick a fight with you including saying in THE most dramatic line 'flee for i am death' said as sole survivor while he's standing in a blaze of a machine he never even touched, meets a rogue trader and where everyone else so far has kinda lost it he basically just opens a backdoor to the imperium government records to look you up and says hm checks out, having a tiny tiny breakdown when you tell him he made the machine explode and then he cant remember how he did it, saying skill issue at the people who died escorting him, then immediately setting up two turrets to Melt people and almost win the fight singlehandedly. [said with utter delight] there is something wrong with him

[caitlynmeow]

The piercings thing confuses Alcina to no end.

Her three daughters don’t like needles at all. She’d go as far as to say that their fear is unnatural because it’s only a small poke but her daughters act as if the world is about to end. They have various degrees of fear, some more than others, but it’s the same nonetheless.

She gets that Daniela had only three, although that’s a surprising number for someone who hates being near needles.

But what baffles her is Bela and Cassandra. For them to have that many piercings, and for them to be chill about it? She asked them about it, because she is confused. Her two older daughters confessed that every time they got their piercings they were drunk/high enough to go through with it.

Of course, they always went to get it with a trusted sober friend to get them home safely. So all is well and good.

[girlcaelius]

so anakin's a fucking lightweight when it comes to alcohol but i think that ahsoka could probably outdrink the whole 501st tbf

[intercomkris]

🛒smells like teen spirit.

[criticalbeauregard]

this was wayyy more prevalent during campaign 1 but why are so many people convinced EVERY EPISODE that the cast is drunk and/or high??? like have you guys never had fun before?? have you never gotten a little silly after sitting at a table with your friends for 4 hours??

[notcryingtoday]

blue sargent they could never make me hate you

[everytaylorswiftsongisaboutcats]

The 13 Taylor Swift Tag Game: Post your —

3 favorite albums,

2 favorite bridges,

1 favorite mashup,

1 favorite alternative/re-mix

1 lyric you always mishear,

2 songs you can’t get out of your head,

& tag 3 accounts!

[mayajadeart]

Between Miorine and Suletta, which one gets drunk, asks if the other is single, and then cries when they say no?

Actually scratch that it’s obviously Miorine.

[astral-athame]

((Cas rarely drinks (mostly because she doesn't like feeling like she's not in full control of herself)... but she can make a damn good mocktail.))