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My dad who hates cats says shit like: you know, if you were to die in your apartment or something, your cats would start eating you.

And I’m like OKAY SO?? If they had nothing else to eat then COOL. They have a buffet to live off of until help arrives??? ALSO IM DEAD IN THAT SCENARIO SO I DONT CARE???

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My cat Cecil be like:

“Oh ur having a really bad day? Ok but what if like, what if I just CASUALLY showed you my tummy? No ok but like I just think that showing MY TUMMY would add a lot to the current conversation. No like I GET what ur saying but I think you need to see MY TUMMY fr—

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Mel in Arcane has NO BUSINESS BEING THAT EYE SCORCHINGLY BEAUTIFUL??? LIKE HOW DARE SHE BE THAT BEAUTIFUL AND THEN NOT BE REAL LIKE IS THIS A PRANK im gay

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i asked it cuz i got an armpit fetish alright 🥀

u do u homie no judgement from me

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show me the cash first BITCH lol

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Cybertronians would worship human women like they were Aphrodite and Freyja.

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what do you think about bot armpits

same as human armpits. I don't think about them at all.

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Y’all really love some good Cecil content!

His favorite thing in the whole wide world is a good ol fashioned tummy rub.

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Taylor Swift (Musician) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shadow the Hedgehog & Original Female Character(s) Characters: Shadow the Hedgehog, Original Female Character(s), Original Female Human Character(s) Additional Tags: Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug, Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder, Soft Shadow the Hedgehog, Post-Movie: Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (2024), Cuddling & Snuggling, Road Trips, Title from a Taylor Swift Song, Taylor Swift References, Shadow the Hedgehog is a Taylor Swift Fan, Platonic Cuddling, or maybe not platonic idk i guess we'll find out as we go, this is just a fanfic I've been working on while high so if I decide to make a human woman kiss an alien hedgehog then it is what it is baby Summary:

After waking up in coastal North Carolina, alone and hopeless and burdened by memories that predate his arrival to Earth, the only place Shadow knows to go is back to Oklahoma. How's he gonna get there? He hitches a ride with a group of girls on a road trip to a Taylor Swift concert in L.A.

Set post Sonic Movie 3.

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i might have an obsession drawing him with ear piercings...

drew this like 5 months ago and found it in my files lol

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i beg of you, pls look up doja cat’s streets mv. it fits right up in there for aphrodite’s. (i think, i hope anyway)

oh the aesthetic is so DELICIOUSLY APHRODITE'S!

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i watched kpop demon hunters

i thought it was ok lol. Like a solid 6/10 imo. A good one-time-watch type of movie. But part of that I do acknowledge is probably because I'm not the target audience for it, like I don't really fw kpop at all irl.

But at the same time I do get why people liked it! The movie just wasn't for me.

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SKYBOUND IS OUT HERE GIVING US THE EMOTIONAL FOOD WE'VE NEEDED

consider my heart fucking broken

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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I have people ask me sometimes about What If Wyatt Had Kids and y’all lol

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a little wip for a wyatt x megatron mini comic I'm making for the Patreon