#she prob sees their mutual crushes on each other first hand and is the no 1 person frustrated by their lack of initiative

[blackhazefanblog]

I am entirely convinced Nuadly was the one who match-made Dayner and Artian and got them together 'cuz there ain't no way either of those two shy introverts ever made the first move.

[fumifooms]

was not expecting how head over heels i'd fall for marchil- i stg there's something they put in the sauce like goddamn! and i've loved seeing your posts analyzing their dynamic, really helped articulate what i was feeling. i was wondering if you had any fic recs, or any recommendations for ships with a similar vibe? i'm hungry for them...

I know right, marchil gripped me in a chokehold out of nowhere and still hasn’t let go… The sauce was designed by the demon for me to get addicted specifically. It’s been too long since I haven’t written fic for them. I’m still chipping away at my Marcille & Chil arc analysis I know I always mention it and I started the draft in January but I SWEARRR… Season 1 is ending next week :/ On the upside I’ll probably be more focused. After that analysis, which is only analyzing in depth like one aspect/half of their intertwined arc btw so who knows there might be a part 2 one day, I kept thinking it’d prob be my last marchil analysis but let’s be real, probably not. Every week I find something new to point out about them aah…… Dungeon food, ahh, dungeon food…

Fanfic rec wise, well first I have my own marchil fics, to which I mostly recommend Grind Me Down Sweetly, and then feel free to browse my marchil bookmarks for what seems good! I don’t know what your tastes are but Shroomyystar makes super good angst (and smut), my favorite being 'Til our fingers decompose, keep my hand in yours about Marcille getting deathly sick and the dilemma to confess or to not confess, incredibly haunting piece of bittersweet but soul-crushing angst AND character study. Like wow! Chilchuck I need to throw you in a river. I want you beside me is cute bedsharing banter. From me to you makes my head spin and makes me shake my screen. And- *gets dragged off before I can mention more* Meanwhile on the flipside, Anita_Amai (the first ao3 marchil writer, still going strong 👏👏) is especially great at offering short and sweet pieces, the tone is usually light and comedic and it always makes me smile and giggle, gives me fluff attacks, the fics always a strong good scene or theme idea too. Just browse and pick any, it’s a good time. There’s soo many more. Honestly I recommend just diving into the ao3 tag and start reading. You can start by kudos and read the highest ones first to dip your toes and get the community classics one out. Early on there was a recurring anon writer who did great bittersweet domestic confession stuff like this one, lifespan angst oughh... Wherever you are now thank you for all your work 😭💖 A lot of new marchil writers are starting to post too! A csm asaden fanfic writer legend just joined the tag so marchil will probably finally get some multi-chaptered fanfics haha~ But yess there’s unrequited angst, there’s self-sabotaging angst, there’s domestic fluff, there’s falling in love and bantery fluff, bunch of good stuff <3

As to ships with similar vibes: The closest I’ve seen so far is honestly weirdly close, it’s the protagonists from a romance comedy josei called Dame na watashi ni koishite kudasai or Please love useless me! I don’t want to spoil but there’s even the guy needing to move on from a doomed love + emotional distance issues and the gal slowly invading his personal life/social circle and my god… They were coworkers, he was rude, he’s a workaholic, he’s reliable, she’s sunshine and needs to get some reality checks... The banter. THE BANTER. He represses and she copes by simping for fictional characters. He made, like, a mutual aid community for ex-gangsters. They dress up in silly costumes sometimes. They’re weeeird about each other in an unlabelable way before dating in a way (in a fun marchil in canon way). It’s so funny she’s cracking open his convoluted personal drama like her morning newspapers. There’s more there’s so much more. Give up on your dreams, make money, love loses 🔥🔥 It’s honestly just a great fun read, it’s such a mood. Haven’t read the sequel yet but there’s one so really if it hooks you you’ll be fed well and for a while. The greatest bits are too spoilery but here, have the vibe.

Howl’s Moving Castle, specifically the book, and there’s a ton of themes and narratives that are so fitting for them that I couldn’t possibly all list, I already made a post on it here if you’re interested in all the details and similarities and my AU thoughts haha.

Teen Titans 2003 the show, Beast Boy x Starfire. THAT’S RIGHT I’M A BBSTAR, BAM! 💥🫶 Jokester that’s dependable x sweet and idealistic but strong and protective. Short gremlin and tall beauty. Friends-coworkers to lovers. Very soft fluffy slice of life ship I like it a lot, and I wrote a fic for it hehe. Might do more one day, I have a bunch of prompts written down and a series I really wanted to get to sob.

I almost forgot to mention Shrek. It’s SO FUNNY how well it goes sometimes… Chil Shrek, Laios Donkey, Marcille Fiona. I want to say Mickbell could be Farquaad but even Mick doesn’t deserve this slander… Shrek 2 fear that he’s not prince charming enough for her oughh. Laios getting to be a horse good for him good for him. Winged Lion singing I need a hero. Someone stop me.

There’s also zenmiyo from Touge Oni but no one reads that </3 I gotta get to my review/lore analysis about that manga it’s sooo good a fave read of mine from last year. Like it’s so fucking good. It keeps just ramping up and getting more crazily good. Scrolling through some pages rn and it’s a unique blend of comedy, philosophy and awe-inspiring visuals and creativity. Well, sort of like late Dunmeshi actually. If it had a fandom any bigger I’d be all over it constantly. And I’d also recommend Harahara Sensei / Timebomb Teacher if it had any english translation, one of my fave mangas also. It’s about mafia, and a goody two shoes willing to go through a corruption arc to save her sister x stern rude mafioso who’s there bc he’s poor and on a revenge mission, never had any other option growing up etc etc. Ok he’s not that Chilchuck but the dynamic does have that "grow up and see the world for what it is, a shithole. It’s been hell for me" vs "ok you have a point. But also have you considered not sacrificing your humanity and emotions in a self-destructive pursuit" (not that she’s in the position to talk lmaoo) like ohh my goood him throwing his popsicle stick in the fire that she lit over a corpse, it haunts me.

From the marchil Discord it’s also fun to notice ships some of us share… Csm asaden, some combination of LotR elf x short guy, fair amount of dunmeshi ships overlap too. Haven’t found the overall common thread quite yet and I’m forgetting many that have come up but lol some off the top of my head.

[ladyloveandjustice]

Winter 2020 Anime Overview: Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

Ok, so let’s get this out of the way first, 1. I adore this story so much and 2. Toilet Bound Hanako-kun has a horrible, horrible English title that is not actually at all representative of the story’s content and I have no idea what happened when it came to the team choosing that name. To the average English-speaking viewer/reader, this name 100% implies gross stuff and bathroom humor, and there is none in this show. 

A Japanese reader on the other hand, would be more likely to recognize the name Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun as a spin on the classic ghost story “Hanako-san of the Toilet” only A BOY THIS TIME WHHHHA?” Basically, the story goes that a girl named Hanako in a red skirt haunts girls’ bathrooms in Japanese schools and if you knock on the third stall and call “Hanako-san” three times, she’ll appear. She might grant you a wish or pull you into Hell or something else, it varies.

(Her Wikipedia image, aww.)

Anyway, I dunno why the English title didn’t at least go with “Toilet Ghost Hanako-kun” or something that would have gotten the premise across even a  little better (HE NOT TECHNICALLY BOUND BY THE TOILET EVEN, HE CAN GO ANYWHERE IN THE SCHOOL GROUNDS THE BATHROOM IS JUST HIS HOME BASE), but our boy Hanako haunting the girl’s bathroom only leads to broad jokes about our heroine being tasked with cleaning the bathroom and “dude you really shouldn’t be in here” comments, it’s pretty incidental. 

Now that THAT’S out of the way, let’s talk about my LOVE FOR THIS STORY

Hanako-kun tells the story of a “regular” high school girl named Nene Yashiro, the mischievous and mysterious school ghost she befriends, and all the other weird monsters, exorcists, spirits and curses they encounter. It’s got a gorgeous, colorful bold aesthetic and art style that combines gothic and cute! It has a great mix of humor, intrigue, angst and fantasy action. basically if you love ghosts, monsters, Japanese mythology and legends, supernatural-human relationships, supernaturally fueled angst and drama, stories about trying to fix an unfair system the world has set up, wistful romance, a good shoujo manga with a Lot of Feelings (yes this is a shonen technically I’ll explain that later), weirdo dorks becoming friends AND MUCH MORE...this story will have something that will resonate with you. It’s got a lot going on, and it’s a ton of fun.

Hanako-kun is really one of those surprising stories that fits right into a hole in my story-loving heart I didn’t realize was still there, or that I’d actually been carrying since childhood. I love ghosts, see, and have since I was a kid!!! I knew this, but I kinda forgot how intensely I love them until this show reminded me again??? That’s because regular ghost stories/mysteries/whatever- I like them, but they don’t quite do it for me in the way more character-driven ones exploring the nature of being a ghost and humans and ghosts trying understand each other etc do. Stuff that really gets into the tragedy AND the fun fantasy aspect of ghosts, and plays the long game with it- and Hanako-kun scratches that itch perfectly.

Getting a little bit deeper into the premise of Hanako-kun, Nene is a very brave and sweet but not-all-that-bright girl (or, to put it more bluntly, she’s an idiot in the best way) who has a lot of romantic fantasies and insecurities and is VERY focused on them. After hearing a rumor at school that “Hanako-san of the bathroom” will grant wishes, she wishes to be able to confess to her crush and finds out its actually a weird ghost boy her age named Hanako haunting the bathroom! A lot of things happen, and she ends up cursed and bound to Hanako-kun, but also ends up slowly forming a friendship. 

Turns out Hanako is the ghost in charge of the “seven mysteries/wonders” aka seven powerful supernatural entities that haunt this school (he’s number seven). These apparitions only supposed to terrorize students a LITTLE, because apparitions need to have rumors spread about them to remain in the human world.

(‘HAVE YOU HEARD?’ Oh hey shadow girls from Utena see you’ve moved to a new school.)

The rumors also generally dictate how powerful and dangerous the apparitions actually are- but SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS is changing the rumors around the school and making the apparitions go berserk and actually harm humans. So Hanako needs a human assistant to change the rumors and help him calm and seal the apparitions! That’s where Nene comes in.

Hanako himself is a very fun character- he’s very chaotic and revels in his whole “ gremlin ghost” persona, and is upfront about being a bit of an asshole. BUT he also makes his kindness, often good intentions and the fact he’ll have his friends back when it counts obvious from the beginning. B U T! He’s also got darkness and hidden depths to explore, and a lot of his persona is affected and masks deeper issues! 

Our ghost boy is genuinely A TAD unstable deep down (as in he straight up has several untreated PTSD symptoms and that’s as disastrous as you’d expect) and packing some serious tragic backstory, as you might expect from a kid who died young and carries around a butcher’s knife, and it’s gonna come back to bite him and and all who care about him hard. 

 Especially when an overly enthusiastic exorcist named Kou Minamoto shows up! Kou is another one who’s very dumb and very good, a wannabe-shonen-protag with a heart of gold and strong sensitive, domestic side. He rounds out our main trio. Also he gets a tragic, emotionally intense relationship with yet another ghost boy that sings to my heart.

(Yes Hanako’s helping Nene to do the thing)

You may be able to tell, this story has INTENSE good-shoujo vibes despite technically being a shonen in a way that I love- it’s story very driven by big emotions, a variety of fucked up and tragically complex relationships, teen hormones running wild, etc, and it’s just delicious. 

Nene is the normal-person-audience-surrogate-girl in a way that is more common for a shoujo protag, and the way her emotional connections to everyone, her sweeping romantic fantasies and her interiority are consistently in focus when she’s there- yeah, she’s definitely a plucky shoujo protag, 100%. And I’m all about that!!!

 One thing I especially appreciate (though this comes across more strongly in the manga than the anime thanks to the anime rearranging things) is when Nene finds out about Hanako’s Heavy Baggage, she actually takes some time to herself to consider whether she can handle dealing with someone with these intense issues as a kid who’s never encountered stuff like this before- it’s not assumed by the story that the Sweet Girl is Obligated to help the Tragic Boy. I go into more detail about this part in this part here, but it’s that kind of attention to Nene’s needs that makes her role in the story work. Hanako and Nene and everyone’s struggles to get the hang of and properly navigate honest communication and mutual support in relationships are often really great and real-feeling

The story has a lot more things I love packed in to it- a dorky-but-still-deeply-unsettling villain gang who’s screwed up interactions are just as fun as our protagonists, yokai, A CURSED LIBRARY, some great ladies in addition to Nene, meditations on the nature of life, death, themes about fighting nihilism, and so on...I could seriously go on forever. It’s good stuff, and there’s lots of good weird supernaturals to meet.

The story’s also got tons of intrigue! The overarching plot and Hanako’s Mysterious Past is still in the process of unfolding, but it’s been great drama every step of the way! As mentioned before, the story also really relies on funny character dynamics, interaction and development to carry the whole thing and balance the drama.

The anime itself does have some pacing issues bc they crammed a lot into the first season and rearranged some stuff- an entire two chapter arc was skipped and was unlikely to be covered in the anime and some parts are noticeably rushed. I still really like the anime and it’s a solid adaptation. I love how much of the manga’s detailed aesthetic it managed to keep as well as the amazing voice acting and it made a few small but important additions. But there are some notable bumps- of course this just led me to go binge the manga (up to volume 12 is legally available digitally) and BOY DO I NOW LOVE THIS STORY EVEN MORE. 

Now obviously, just because it is Exactly My Shit in a lot of ways doesn’t mean Hanako-kun is the much quested for “unproblematic fave”, there’s several caveats you should probs be aware of- its shoujo vibes also mean some classic shoujo ~Problematic tropes~ and a couple shounen ones. 

THE LIST:

-Just as a general content overview thing: if this wasn’t clear the show deals heavily with death, body horror and other horror aspects. There’s heavily implied suicide and abuse and so on- as mentioned, the main character is traumatized and shows a lot of symptoms of PTSD, and Nene has to struggle to navigate her relationship with him because of this, as does Kou.

-Hanako himself has the whole ~loveable pervert~ and ~slightly possessive shoujo bad boy~ schtick going as part of his mischevious persona. In the anime so far, he never actually gropes or comments on not-in-his-naughty-mags-people’s breasts or anything of that level thankfully, but he’s very flirty, clingy, will loudly bring up porn, fond of the ol’ *says something that purposefully sounds sexually possessive* HAHAHA U THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING DIRTY RIGHT LOL ACTUALLY I DIDN’T.”

(My unnecessary ‘this part is kinda interesting!’ ramble: Nene always lists “sexual harassment” among Hanako’s flaws (she loves listing them), but doesn’t get visibly uncomfortable with his flirtiness or seem to mind it most times, which at least makes the whole thing more tolerable for me.

(since she doesn’t seem to mind that part and its clear he does it bc of actual affection for her, it’s actually p. cute how huggy he is.)

 The one time it does cross the line and genuinely upset her, it’s treated seriously, Hanako is genuinely regretful and apologizes. That’s one of my fave moments in the story and the way it’s handled is well done.

 This incident that he’s honestly pretty socially clueless as kid who died young and a lot of his bravado is to cover that up and keep people at a distance- this is a trope into itself that can use unpacking but I do at least appreciate that this is a considered character trait that’s part of his whole messed up package rather than something that thrown in there Just to Be a Fanservice Trope. (Especially since the manga confirms he never acted particularly pervy while alive, further cementing this is an affected persona). 

-There’s a running gag around Nene’s insecurity over her thick ‘daikon shaped’ ankles and boys treating her badly for it. 

One one hand, her body image issues are relatable, on the other, it feels cruel and annoying just how much the show finds ways to bring it up and humiliate her over and over again.

(My unnecessary “this is part is kinda interesting” ramble:The one thing i did realize that despite bringing it up constantly, we at least have no “i’m going to do this to lose weight” or “go on a diet” rhetoric,like this is just part of Nene’s body type and she knows she can’t change it? Which is kinda interesting. And I’ve spotted what might be foreshadowing something plot relevant’s going to happen with her ankles (I DON’T KNOW HOW, BUT GOD I PUT NOTHING PAST THIS STORY) so uh yeah??? either way it’s not good tho)

-”Obsessive and twisted love” is a running theme in this story, and while it’s generally acknowledged as unhealthy, it can be played for comedy in a way that could make viewers/readers uncomfortable. There’s a couple characters who’s entire thing so far is “obsessively in love with this one person” (and the one only focused on in the manga so far is one of the least interesting characters tbh ugh)

-The antagonist of the show is a member of a main character’s family, and the manner he acts towards pretty much everyone, including (and really especially) his family member,  verges on seductive. This is presented as deliberately unsettling and treated as a marker of how unstable and scary he is- and though the backstory between them hasn’t been fully delved into, it’s pretty much all but confirmed he abused this family member physically and emotionally.

-The story has like, A LOT of queer subtext and pretty-heavy queer coding for one character especially, but the few times queerness blatantly comes up in the story, it’s played as a joke in the “haha that’d be kinda weird” way (aside from the rando boys who have a crush on Teru, handled pretty neutrally). It’s not as malicious as a lot of animanga can get (ONE MANGA INCIDENT ASIDE), but it’s something to Be Aware Of, and it makes it clear we’re unlikely to see subtext rise to text and makes some moments feel baity.

-And probably more I might have missed! The manga also has Some Shit in addition all the Good Shit that hasn’t been adapted yet, an early arc has Hanako crossing a serious line etc. 

BUT despite how messy it is, I think it’s clear I have a lot of love for this story. In fact, I wouldn’t trade away a good chunk of its messiness (DEFINITELY SOME JUST NOT ALL), it kinda works for the characters and works in the “this story really feed my inner teen” way. Some of the trashy parts are exactly My Trash, basically. 

So, I knew I’d ramble on for a while when I talked about his show, but if you’ve read this far, thanks, and I hope that means you’re gonna check out and maybe enjoy this story, bc i need more people to join me in Hanako Hell.

[fuzzyelves]

this is cr ship bullshit i promise its not (that) negative, just speculative but i’m putting it under here for anyone trying to stay away from this shit today lmao

i think my preference for ships always comes from a good foundation of friendship first... like do they spend time with each other, independently from others? do they have common interests, things to talk about in a non-romantic context? do they talk often? I love seeing that develop into mutual romantic attraction. beaujes is one of my fave ships for that reason, among others that plenty of wlw can expand upon better than I can, but when beau confessed her crush it made such perfect sense, like of course, they spend so much time together and talk and joke and support each other’s crazy ideas and the way they care about each other is so tangible and visible in canon. shadowgast has the beginnings of that too (which has prob been rightfully set back or even erased by essek’s betrayal but i think they have the potential to grow close again).

I like that beau and yasha are finally acting on their mutual attraction, I’m really just waiting for the opportunity for them to really develop their friendship/relationship more. To talk to each other outside of a flirty and romantic context. I know so much of that development is missing because yasha was missing. but i trust they can turn it into something really nice and satisfying to watch.

The same goes with fjord and jester—it just feels so lacking at the moment in a lot of ways. I feel like i can count on one hand the amount of times theyve talked just one on one. But i think it will be fun to watch them grow (I hope). both of their characters have had such good development since the beginning that i hope can be reflected and I know laura and travis can make it fun now that its started.

and the idea that their romance was some conspiracy based on jester aging up is a real brain worms take lol. if theres anyone to be mad at, be mad at all the freaks taking about how she’s legal now and how her body has changed. i.e. hate the creepy straight men that cant resist being cumbrain weirdos about everything

[munsonstyles]

turning page // d.d

Requested? Yes:  I’m sending you another request because you’re so wonderful at it so I’m taking advantage 🤣 what if you did an imagine where David asks you to help set up his house for a big date but it turns out you’re the one that will be going on the date!

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: None

a/n: hi, ur the luv of my life first of all. secondly, i grinned like a fckin idiot over this request bc its so cute. anyways, i hope i did it justice!!! (ps, title is from the song by sleeping at last !!) (pps, i’m rlly bad at going through and editing, so if there’s any mistakes i’m sorry !!!)

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you awoke with the sun shining through your windows and onto your face. yawning, you flipped over in bed searching the sheets for your phone. once you found it, you noticed you had a text from your best friend david.

baby davey: y/n !! what are u doing today ?

you rolled your eyes fondly, not able to keep the smile off of your face as you quickly typed out your reply.

you: idk, probs whatever u have planned since we’re all ur robots who do whatever u need us to lol

you decided that getting up and showering was your next best option, since you were probably heading to david’s house for the day. you quickly hopped in the shower and once you were done you noticed you had received another text from david.

baby davey: u know it !! but it actually doesn’t have to do with my vlog tonight. i might have a date and i need ur help setting up pls

you couldn’t help the sinking feeling you felt in your stomach. you and david had been best friends for as long as you could remember, you deciding to follow him to l.a. after his insistent persuading. but over the years, you couldn’t help to develop feelings for the boy, and now you could definitely confirm that those feelings were not mutual. you never told david about these feelings, knowing the last thing you’d ever want to do was ruin the relationship you shared with him. the only people who knew was your mom and your other best friend, y/bf/n. and although both of them tried relentlessly to get you to tell him, you refused.

you: aw, baby davey finally has a date !!! yes, ofc i’ll help. what time do u need me to come over?

you glanced over the text, making sure it sounded normal. and once you clicked send, he replied quickly after, confirming the time. you began to mentally prepare yourself for the heartbreak you were about to endure for the rest of the day.

——

stepping out of your uber, you glanced down at your outfit. you had decided to just wear something comfortable (a huge hoodie, some leggings and white sneakers), knowing that you were just going to throw yourself on your bed and cry as soon as you got back to your place later that night.

“y/n?!” you heard david call as soon as you opened up the front door.

“yes, hi dave,” you replied, pulling your hood over your head.

“aw, look at how cute you look. are you cold?” he said as he wrapped his arms around your shoulders.

you snuggled into him, “don’t flirt with me, you dweeb. your date won’t like it.”

he laughed as he shook his head, “for some reason i have a feeling my date won’t mind that much.”

you looked up at him quizzically, opening your mouth to question him only to be interrupted by him speaking.

“okay, so i was thinking like a nice night in? maybe with like a funny romcom and snacks? i know she would rather do that than go somewhere fancy. i also thought maybe making a fort might be cute, but is that too much?”

you couldn’t help but chuckle softly at the boy in front of you, “dave, you’re rambling,” you pondered softly before continuing, “you must really like this girl if she’s making you this nervous.”

“you have no idea, y/n,” he whispered sincerely, looking you right in your eyes.

you couldn’t help feeling like your heart was breaking slowly the more he talked about this mystery date. you glanced down at your feet, pushing some hair behind your ear, “okay, well let’s make this date unforgettable.”

——

a couple of hours later, you and david had made his living room into the fort of every girl’s dream. stocked with the best snacks and lined with fairy lights (which you remembered were stored away in one of david’s kitchen drawers).

“holy shit, y/n, this looks amazing.” he said, gaping slightly at the scene in front of you.

you couldn’t help to agree with him, it was truly the date of every girl’s dream (including your own).

“i say we did a pretty damn good job, dave. but, um- my uber is here, so i better go so you can get ready for her,” you glanced over at him, swallowing down the lump in your throat, “is there anything else you need?”

he bit his lip thoughtfully, shaking his head, “i don’t think so, y/n. thank you so much, i couldn’t have done this without you.”

“you know i’d do anything for you, baby davey.”

he rolled his eyes, giggling softly at you, “text me when you’re home, yeah?”

you nodded at him, giving him one last hug before you walked out the door.

——

once you reached your apartment, you threw yourself against your bed. you couldn’t believe you had endured a full day helping your crush get his house ready for a date with a girl that he clearly adored. you looked up at your ceiling, forcing your tears back while you sniffled softly. right as you decided to put on a cheesy romcom to get your mind off of david and his date, you heard a knock at your door. you tried to remember if you had ordered anything online, but nothing was coming to mind.

standing up, you wiped your face to get rid of any tears that had slipped past, but when you opened the door, you were greeted by the last face you had expected to see that night, “david..? what’re you doing here? aren’t you supposed to be at your house getting ready for your date?”

he pulled his bottom lip between his teeth, glancing at the ground before he shyly looked back up at you, “um, yes,” he chuckled nervously, “i have to pick her up first.”

you furrowed your eyebrows at him, “okay? um, is she in this apartment building or something?”

he shook his head at you, “well - yes, but - ugh, y/n,” he fiddled with his hands nervously, and only then did you notice the soft yellow flowers that he was holding.

“dave, i’m very confused, just spit it out.” you couldn’t help but grow a little frustrated at the boy in front of you. not only had you spent all day pretending not to be broken hearted, but now he had come to your door with beautiful flowers for his date?

“listen, y/n, it’s you. ah - you’re the one i wanted to go on a date with?” he asked, once again biting his bottom lip.

you were speechless, as you gaped at him, not believing the words that were coming out of his mouth.

“dave, what? is this some kind of prank for your channel?”

his eyes widened, “what? y/n, no no, not at all. it’s just -“ he hesitated for a moment before speaking again, softly. “i’ve been wanting to ask you out for a very long time now, and natalie was getting sick of my pining. i didn’t know how else to ask you without you thinking it was a prank and then i got nervous thinking that you wouldn’t like whatever i came up with, so i figured i’d invite you over so you could help me make it perfect and now looking back at it i realize how stupid it sounds and-“

you cut him off quickly, “david julien dobrik. you’re telling me that you made me set up my own date because you were nervous that i wouldn’t like it?”

he cringed slightly, squeezing his eyes, “uh... yes?”

you couldn’t help the loud laugh that escaped your lips at his confession, “oh my god.”

“i really hope that laugh is a good thing, y/n..”

you shook your head, a beaming smile perched upon your lips, “you are so stupid david dobrik to think that i wouldn’t like anything you did.”

“uh... okay? i’m not sure i’m following here. are you happy about this, or..?”

you took a step closer to him, tilting your head up to make eye contact with him, “you have no idea how happy i am about this. to think that i was about to put on a romcom and cry my eyes out over my best friend, whom i happen to have a massive crush on, was out on a date. and now he’s here, telling me that i’m the one he wants to go on a date with,” you shook your head, still not quite believing this was happening to you.

david set the flowers down on the table by your front door, cupping your face in his hands, “did you just tell me that you have a huge crush on me too?” he asked.

you giggled softly, biting your lip as you nodded.

“why didn’t you tell me?”

you gasped at him, “well you didn’t tell me either!!”

he looked you in the eyes for a moment before responding with a wide grin on his face, “can we both agree we were dumb and should’ve told each other way earlier than this?”

you laughed again, nodding in agreement.

he glanced down at your lips, and then back up at your eyes, “if you don’t let me kiss you right now, y/n, i might die,” he whispered.

“well we wouldn’t want that, now would we?” you cheekily replied, pressing your lips against his.

[wantlongera]

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? kai aka the SHOUTY manWho threatens to leave but never actually does? n OT dolores and yet ? idk, is that something kai does with dolores ? considering he’s like “wow she loves me? what’s This feeling i like it”Who actually keeps their word and leaves? again Not Dolores™Who trashes the house? KAI and then she fucking cleans it upDo either of them get physical? he did? grab her shoulders in that Angsty™ thread we have right?How often do they argue/disagree? honestly probably whenever kai is tired of dolores just? Agreeing to agree w/ whatever he says / whenever he’s like “how do you not realize im garbage yet”Who is the first to apologise? dolores aaaand i hate it!

Sex:

Who is on top? kaiWho is on the bottom? doloresWho has the strangest desires? ew kaiAny kinks? dolores’s are just to be Loved and Cherished™Who’s dominant in bed? kaiIs head ever in the equation? dolores is? Hesitant about bjs she thinks they’re nasty. but maybe? if it was his birthday and he begged (nasty and also? Pathetic) she might try. If so, who is better at performing it? kaiEver had sex in public? NO shes a classy ladyWho moans the most? probably dolores fahfjahjjhbaf she’s loudWho leaves the most marks? kaiWho screams the loudest? kaiWho is the more experienced of the two? kai bc she’s only had sex w/ one man before himDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? make love mostly but there’s probably been a time or two it’s been a ‘fuck’ for him at leastRough or soft? both tbhHow long do they usually last? i can see them going for like, half an hourIs protection used? nahDoes it ever get boring? naaaah, kai’s there and i don’t think he’d ever let itWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? the most dolores would be up for is like, maaaybe the car if it was parked in a place that was guaranteed not to be spotted or intruded

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? oh god. unfortunately, yes.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? dolores wants like, four children, which means three of them would be kai’s and that terrifies me.Who is the favorite parent? dolores lmaoWho is the authoritative parent? kaiWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? kaiWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? kaiWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? dolores def, and she drags kai whenever he’s freeWho goes to parent teacher interviews? kai probably got banned from them for yelling at the teacherWho changes the diapers? doloresWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? doloresWho spends the most time with the children? DOLORESWho packs their lunch boxes? doloresWho gives their children ‘the talk’? oh it’s gotta be kai tbhWho cleans up after the kids? doloresWho worries the most? doloresWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? kai

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? both! i remember you posting a headcanon that kai claims his territory by spooning fjaajfjnakfnjanjafWho is the little spoon? doloresWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? k AIWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? kaiHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? dolores can go for like, ever, so it’s whenever kai is like ‘i have to get up’.Who gives the most kisses? doloresWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? cuddlingWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? what better place than bed tbhWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? oh god kaiHow often do they get time to themselves? the saddest thing is probably? not very much? he’s a busy man! he’s on city council (which probs meets like once a week like ok kai) but then he’s got his dumb cult shit going on so

Sleeping:

Who snores? dolores doesn’t, idk if kai does!If both do, who snores the loudest? n/aDo they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bed!If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy up and you know itWho talks in their sleep? oh god i could see kai doing it if he’s having a nightmareWhat do they wear to bed? dolores wears this which? admittedly is not very sexyAre either of your muses insomniacs? i could see kai being one kjafnjkafnjkaCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? no but kai has a MYRIAD of other pillsDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they’re full out SPOONINGWho wakes up with bed hair? oh god do i want to imagine kai’s greasy ass bed headWho wakes up first? depends on if kai sleeps that night probs. dolores wakes up relatively early though for work (five am babey).Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? doloresWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning/cuddlingWho hogs the sheets? kaiDo they set an alarm each night? dolores doesCan a television be found in their bedroom? yesWho has nightmares? kaiWho has ridiculous dreams? kaiWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? kaiWho makes the bed? doloresWhat time is bed time? dolores goes to bet at like? nine.Any routines/rituals before bed? oooft dolores has a whole long ass beauty ritual before bed tbhWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? kai

Work:

Who is the busiest? kaiWho rakes in the highest income? probably kaiAre any of your muses unemployed? nahWho takes the most sick days? neither tbhWho is more likely to turn up late to work? neitherWho sucks up to their boss?What are their jobs? kai is a councilman, dolores is a kindergarten teacherWho stresses the most? kaiDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? dolores loves her job, kai seems to enjoy hisAre your muses financially stable? yes

Home:

Who does the washing? doloresWho takes out the trash? doloresWho does the ironing? doloresWho does the cooking? doloresWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? kaiWho is messier? kaiWho leaves the toilet roll empty? kaiWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? kaiWho forgets to flush the toilet? kaiWho is the prankster around the house? eh neither tbhWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? eh neitherWho mows the lawn? kaiWho answers the telephone? kaiWho does the vacuuming? doloresWho does the groceries? doloresWho takes the longest to shower? kai bc dolores takes bathsWho spends the most time in the bathroom? kai

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? noHow many cars do they own? two? i assume kai has a car? and dolores inherited leroy’s car after his death.Do they own their home or do they rent? ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? neitherDo they live in the city or in the country? cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? honestly dolores is pretty nervous living in town because of all the murdersWhat’s their song? n/a bc i haven’t thought of one ripWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? kai’s probably doing his councilman duties/his cult thing, dolores is either at home or at work during the dayWhere did they first meet? his houseHow did they first meet? dolores just knocked on his door uninvited like damn girlWho spends the most money when out shopping? kaiWho’s more likely to flash their assets? kaiWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? oh god hopefully neitherAny mental issues? Y E A H you have the time for a listWho’s terrified of bugs? doloresWho kills the spiders around the house? kaiTheir favourite place? probably their home tbhWho pays the bills? kaiDo they have any fears for their future? yesWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? doloresWho uses up all of the hot water? doloresWho’s the tallest? kaiWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? kaiWho wanders around in their underwear? kaiWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? kaiWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? dolores but she would never say itDo they have mutual friends? kai has friends? tbf neither does doloresWho crushed first? kaiAny alcohol or substance related problems? oh ye, kai doesWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? kaiWho swears the most? kai

[the-witch-of-roses]

Julerose [ Juleka X Rose ] Headcaons

I think I want to do more stuff for Miraculous Ladybug as well as my own original work to take a break from DC. Creative juices have been running low but probs once new series have been started Ill write stories for them.

Notes- These are my own personal headcanons that might not match up with the show! Please be warned that it’s been very long since I've watched the first few episodes and as a result, some things may not make sense. I have headcanons for how their relationship started but if you just want to skip to when they are already in a relationship, skip past the break. Btw it is 2am and I am sick so I'm sorry for messiness and all the errors but I felt like this so who am I to judge.

PS: Don't like these funky little lesbians purely because you hate lesbians and not because you dislike the character/the relationship? Get off my blog :)

- Things started to blossom when Rose was akumatized [ Princess Fragrance ] and Juleka was her support afterward

- The two had been close friends up to that point and Juleka started to think of something more when she became jealous of Rose’s crush and even mad at the prince afterward because she blames him for Rose’s akumization

- The same time she was grasping her feelings was when Rose also realized

- Rose had support from all her friends but she felt close to Juleka in a certain way and suddenly all she could focus on was how Juleka’s laugh was rare yet beautiful, how she plays guitars as easily as breathing and how she does makeup like a professional

- With both of them being shy and unsure no way made a move much to the confusion and amusement of their friends which constantly tried to get them to interact more which always seemed to backfire

- When Juleka was being treated badly by Chloe it led to Rose sticking up for her and speaking out against Chloe and when Juleka was akumatized [ Reflekta ] Rose only worried about her

- Finally, the two got to talking and a late night confession led to them dating

- For whatever reason?? They thought their friends wouldn't be accepting?

- They kept it secret, nothing seemed changed at school besides there would be a lot more touching through constant hugs and holding hands under a table

- They all knew

- They knew before Juleka and Rose knew

- No one even had to say anything it was a mutual understanding from everyone

- The two dated in secret before finally going public by an accident when the two were spotted getting Andre’s special ice cream [ Glaciator ]

- A selfie from Alya and Nino had the two sitting next to each other with Rose having her legs in Juleka’s lap and the two sharing a strawberry and lavender ice cream [ aka pink and purple ]

- They were so concerned about the reactions of their friends only to be reassured and told that their friends have been trying to get them together ever since they showed mild interest

- Funnily enough, Luka and Juleka’s mother didn’t find out until the boat party [ Captain Hardrock ] and while neither were upset they were surprised at never having a clue

-Next Headcanons Will Be About The actual Relationship-

- Rose can be considered way more edgy than Juleka

- Juleka’s aesthetic is tea on a rainy day and soft love songs with electric guitar

- Rose’s is heavy rock music with flower crowns and coffee so sweet it makes your teeth hurt

- Rose always offers Juleka a sip of her coffee but hates the taste of coffee while Rose loves it

- There’s a park by Rose’s house with a field full of flowers the two sit in

- Rose uses flowers to keep Juleka’s hair out of her face

- The two share a Tumblr with both posting music videos and Rose posting craft DIYs and Juleka posting makeup tutorials

-The page is called Jeweled Rose [ Rose’s name obv means rose but part of Juleka’s aka jule means jewel ]

- They have quite a following and support of their relationship

- Their followers call them “funky little lesbians”

- Rose gets easily cold but doesn't like to be a bother by telling people so Juleka has taken it upon herself to learn her body language so she takes off her overcoat and gives it to Rose

- Poor rose is drowned by it but shes warm

- Juleka wears a black lace shirt under it and when people first saw her without her classic jacket they were confused up until they saw rose walking around looking like she was wearing a blanket

- Juleka is by no means a controlling girlfriend but she is protective

- Everyone thinks she is the protective one because she defends Rose in public but honestly Rose more than once has had a “one on one” with someone if she thought they might hurt/were hurting her jewel

- Btw Rose calls Juleka her jewel and Juleka calls Rose her heart

- Rose speaks more in words while Juleka speaks in actions

- For example, Juleka learned sign language so Rose doesn't have to take her headphones off to talk as well as doing Rose’s makeup for events and getting her gifts just because

- Rose writes song after song for Juleka and calls her a ton of nicknames as well as posting and saying daily that she loves her

- Rose loves to compliment Juleka on things she can control, she sees no point in complimenting on things she can't [ hair color or eye color ] because of Juleka’s low self-esteem [ aka she compliments things Juleka works hard on and does to make her feel better about what she is doing ]

- Makeup is a huge thing, Rose used to know basic makeup stuff but she learned certain terms just so she could complement Juleka’s look in certain ways

- She always compliments her guitar playing too

- The two dance a lot especially in the field by Rose’s house

- The two dance with petals flying up around them and then when they get tired they listen to music together while Rose makes flower crowns and Juleka gathers flowers to dry and press to decorate her notebooks and room so she has a constant reminder of her dates with Rose

- The two found a bunny in the field one that was obviously a pet and not a wild one because not only did it come right up to them but it looked nothing like other wild rabbits

- Sure enough, the rabbit was found to be spayed when taken to the vet and after getting no response from found pet posters they kept the bunny and even though it’s at Rose’s place they consider it a mutual ownership

- They named her Dandelions and she's white and brown

[smollandtoll]

HC: Sid + Anna First (OT3)

So, in a universe in which Anna decides early on in her career that she wants to be a sports journalist, and also decides that if she truly wants to be the top of her career/internationally recognised she’s going to have to go to America and work for ESPN or some other major sports news conglomerate (and we’re definitely not saying that we think that north america is the be all end all for sports in the world because that’s ridiculous but slide along with us here as we have no idea what we’re talking about).

So she studies English, and moves to the states maybe enrolls in college there, starts working her way up. Probably ends up in the metropolitan area (NYC, Philly, Boston, DC), flowing through all the hockey and football and basketball circles for various sporting events, reporting on them.

She and Sid meet through mutual friends.

Maybe after the concussion but before Sochi. Their first date is actually a business meeting, they’re getting coffee to discuss a plan of attack for a profile she’s writing on him probably - he’s wearing all Penguins gear and giving off his best mannequin/robot impression and she’s trying to be 100% hard hitting JOURNALISM. But then they find themselves laughing helplessly at the way Sid spills his coffee and Anna mixes up a word or two (it reminds him of how endearing Geno is probs, he also definitely considers for A HOT MINUTE that he should set G & Anna up maybe).

He probably is deeply interested in how she came to be in the sports business, considering she’s a long way from home and so knowledgeable? Like her looks are one thing, but her SPORTS BRAIN … #sidnerdboner. They’re both super driven, and Anna is smart and funny and sharp as hell, AND she can talk hockey and keep up, and Sid is just like so sincere and a little goofy but also charmingly serious, and they just like each other. They talk for LITERAL HOURS. The coffee shop they’re in probably has to shoo them out when they close and they’re both horrifically embarrassed at how off-track that meeting got when they look around and the place is basically empty.

They both walk away thinking about each other. If he’s honest with himself Anna makes Sid think a lot of Geno. Both tall hot Russian brunettes, smart, funny, take no shit while also giving you shit- and Sid’s definitely been somewhat conditioned to be into Russian accents. He knows how to keep it on the DL in the locker room, but, he’s thought about it. And Anna’s gorgeous, of course he’s thinking about her for a bit there. But, y’know, Sid’s not one to walk away thinking he’s got it in the bag; he probably thinks they just connected well and he’ll hear from her when the article comes out and the little crush will taper off with distance.

So then Sid finds out that Anna has handed off her interview notes with him to someone else in the dept she works with. Sid is completely not there for it, like “But why?! You worked so hard!”

Anna: Can’t be professional and date you. It’s a conflict of interest. Sid: ...date? Anna: Just waiting for you to ask Sid: Oh! Um! For sure.

Sid definitely thought she was out of his league, and maybe would be better off with Geno. Someone more confident and flashy, who knew how to buy her jewels and surprise her with designer shoes and take her on luxury vacations to appreciate her completely aesthetic and not-at-all-practical swimwear. He got a little lost in her instagram one time, SUE HIM HE’S A RED BLOODED MALE AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT.

So, he was not prepared for her abrupt interest in him at all...but he likes her too and well, he can’t date Geno...so maybe this is like a healthy middle ground. She reminds him of G so much in addition to everything that’s great about her, and this way he gets the best of both worlds maybe. Y’know, sublimate the one crush into the other.

So then he does ask her out, and they continue to have riveting sports conversations, and Sid appreciates her wicked sense of humour and how familiar she feels. He feels like knowing Geno has been his cheat sheet for knowing Anna, there are things she wants and does and complains about that he’s heard before and has already figured out solutions to, and he’s heard all about Russian women and what they’re into over the years (not that these stereotypes are all true but like, there are cultural differences!).

Sid and Anna are also both SMOKING HOT and have athletic, aesthetically pleasing sex (as much as sex can be aesthetic) that Sid is so INTO BECAUSE HER LEGS NEVER END. He’s so into her natural beauty, her ability to look sexy in one of his oldest hole-iest hoodies and a penguins cap with little to no sleep, face puffy, and her emails open on his breakfast bar. She’s all messy hair and gorgeous tan limbs in his kitchen, and he feels luckier all the time for having her. And Sid - we all know Sid is good boyfriend material; dedicated, honest, funny, hot. Listen, it’s good.

Anna gets along with Sid’s parents, his sister. She definitely gave Taylor hat & hair style advice when dealing with a feminine face that has a strong jawline. She understands EVERYTHING about hockey, including his need for routine or for her to disappear occasionally. His heart stutters when she trash talks baseball players and pinches him after games where he missed easy shots. He loves it, she truly understands and never lets him have an inch.  BASICALLY SID IS HEAD OVER HEELS.

Of course he’s super nervous about introducing her to the guys ESPECIALLY GENO. He’s pretty sure everyone is going to tease him about finding female!Geno and Geno is going to have THOUGHTS because he and Anna will have a connection that Sid cannot understand or access. He’s #nervous.

Geno finds out he’s dating a Russian woman and for the most part IMMEDIATELY HEARTILY APPROVES because Russia best. But then you know he starts really pressuring to meet her. Geno and Anna don’t know each other at all in this universe, she was never a Russian media personality and he’s super famous so their paths never really crossed.

When they do meet it’s at some team get together BBQ. Sid’s been taking Anna around and introducing her to all the guys, and even though they all knew about her they’re still drawing some looks because Sid, damn. You can tell just by looking at them how gently smitten they are with each other. G’s obviously one of the first intros bc let’s be real, he hasn’t let it go since he found out and introducing Anna to anyone other than Flower or Tanger or Duper first would definitely earn a fine. They start chatting and there’s a bit of a nervous charge in the air but Geno is nice and says hi in Russian, and they find out they know a bunch of the same people in Moscow. All those weird woodwork mutual friends. And that takes them into a little chat about Moscow and their favourite places there that Sid can’t really contribute to.

Anna just looking back and forth between them and giving Sid searching looks and as they walk away like, “Your friend seems nice! Malkin’s a big name in Russia lately, I wasn’t sure what kind of man he’d be!”

Sid Thinking: Oh god they have so much chemistry Geno Thinking: ...Oh fuck I am SO INTO MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND Anna Thinking: Everyone is so nice! And hot! Zhenya is so tall. Sid is so thicc these boys are #blessed

Anyway just imagine Geno watching Sid and Anna chatting and laughing together, making the rounds. Sid’s arm just super casually around Anna’s waist, both of them laughing with Cath and Tanger. He would be lowkey jealous of them both and confused about why seeing them together makes him feel like shit. He’d go home with images of them together running through his head, Sid thumbing her hip, the way they leaned their heads together when talking, the arch of their throats laughing, the look in their eyes when they looked at each other.

Just imagine all the events and nights out Anna and Geno find themselves chatting amiably in Russian at. Sometimes they get talking about Sid, one of the many things they have in common, about how they met and funny stories about him. Anna telling Geno one time "well, this is just good timing, I've established my career and I'm ready to get married and be a mom?" softly, while gazing fondly over at Sid and licking BBQ sauce off her thumb.

G is just DYING because Sid's got that plan to like not have kids until he retires but LIKE MAYBE SHE'LL CHANGE HIS MIND. BUT SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO, HE SHOULD JUST WANT IT. A woman this perfect longing to carry his children??? He should be so lucky!!

Geno would always slink home a little miserable and lonely and self-pitying - flicking through his phone’s contacts thinking to organize a hookup but being too depressed to even do that. He’d get a little petty and mad the way G gets, “Sid doesn't even really care about getting married, not lonely like me, not that desperate for another person, he'd be fine on his own! It's not fair!”  He can’t believe how jealous he is but also just can’t get over it.

(It’s easier too to think he’s just jealous of Sid because Anna is amazing, but sometimes after too many vodka shots he can acknowledge that he thinks about Sid with Anna as much as he thinks about Anna with Sid - in the way you can when you know you’re not going to remember the realisation in the morning)

He'd be so terrible about everything, so unreasonable and so jealous of them both, just in a mood for months. He’s not very good at hiding his own feelings for other people’s good. And Geno’s moods affect every part of his life. Sid would probably try numerous times to ask him what's up, maybe eventually would have to sit him down in both friend and captain capacity and be like, ”G are you mad at me? What’s been going on with you? Your penalty minutes are off the charts.”

He’d keep getting brutally shut down and their relationship has NEVER been off like this. They GREW UP TOGETHER, Sid knew Geno was all bluster usually, but when he sat him down solo he usually cracked open and let Sid scoop out and sort through all his tremendous emotions. But now being shut out like this was painful and threw him for a loop. And of course Anna hears all about it, witnessing all of Sid’s bewildered hurt and confusion.

Then eventually Anna would have ENOUGH and be like "fuck this guy for making you feel like shit and also this is wreaking havoc on both your seasons!!"

Sid: I maybe just fell a little bit more in love with you

So she secretly goes to yell at Geno in a language he'll understand. Anna rocking up to his house and being like "So #1 fuck you, #2 what is your PROBLEM?"

Geno: YOU ARE MY PROBLEM! Anna: you don't like me dating Sid? You think I'm not good enough for him? Geno: NO. THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM Anna: So you're jealous of him then? Geno: Also no Anna:  You're jealous of me then. Geno: NO Anna: SO WHAT IS THE PROBLEM Geno: BOTH. BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.

He might break into big ridiculous angry tears about it, just months of his own bottled up feelings and emotions he hasn’t been able to vent to ANYONE exploding out. Anna just looking at him with wide eyes for a moment before ushering him further into his own home and setting about making some tea.

Is there some comforting arm patting and texting Sid under the table? Maybe. But mostly Geno realizes what’s happening and gets his shit together enough to shoo her out of his house after profuse apologies and promises to get it together and start acting like a professional. Hopefully it’ll give him some time to curl up and lick his wounds and try to actually get his shit together.

But you can’t exactly put that cat back in the bag, and Anna goes back to Sid, who is so earnest and concerned, sits in his impossibly broad lap and asks if he’s ever thought about fucking Geno. They would look at each other in stunned silence for a few beats too long as a flush slowly rises in his cheeks which gives her her answer.

Sid like “I...I thought about setting the two of you up when we first met. You reminded me of him so much, and I couldn’t have him…but I could have you.” Followed by a rush of reassurances that of course he wants her and she’s his priority that she shuts down with a kiss. They maybe sit there like that for a bit with their foreheads together, just thinking about it.

More than fucking then. A relationship. A great love.

She would probably mull it over for a few days, scrolling through Geno’s instagram where he’s displayed his tender beating heart for the entire world to see. He loves animals, and children and his family. He’s not bad looking at all, the sheer size of his hands make her press her thighs together deliciously. She probably consults his birth chart and considers if she could handle two competitive, headstrong Leos, let alone one who is paired with a Tiger’s stubborn ego. She’d think about all the ways it could work, all the things they like about each other, and also about all the ways it could get fucked up and ruin everything. These things are complicated.

In the end she decides it’s not up to her, it’s up to them. So she bullies them into a sit-down with each other, locking them in the yard with enough food and beer to last the afternoon but promising she would only let them in when they’d worked out their problems and feelings and had come to a mutual decision about how to move forward. Neither of them had even known that the other had any feelings or interest like that; there’s a lot to talk about. And when they’re ready, they knock on the patio door so she can come talk too.

Of course the only real option is to move forward is as a triad, and Geno is not nearly noble and self-sacrificing enough to suffer through his own miserable lonely pining future for the sake of preserving a loved one’s relationship like some Canadians we know. So they agree this can work and move forward, and Anna immensely enjoys the addition that Geno makes to the relationship, spoiling them both with the kind of romance that didn’t come naturally to her or Sid, insisting on dinners out and sunny vacation spots. Also he has impeccable taste in lingerie and she enjoys taking him shopping to surprise and fluster Sid with later. Geno gets both of them, and to push his way in the middle on the couch and be annoying during quiet couch reading sessions, and to argue in favour of puppies and babies, and to smirk at Sid when he walks in on Anna’s legs around Geno on the kitchen counter. And Sid, he just gets everything he’s ever wanted pretty much.

IT’S A WIN ALL AROUND. OT3.

[nacmist-blog]

SO I DEADASS stayed awake for the soft opening and i'm not even regretting it just bec i'm v v v  much excited asf to plot & interact w each and everyone of yall ?? asfdDFHJSJ but anyways hello bbys i’m sia ! kst timezone and obvs a she & here's my lil anesthesiologist in the making- naomi ! i have yet to finish her full bio page and a plots page as well, etc so for the meantime -- here's a summary or just some deats about her :)

:･ﾟ lee sung kyung, cisfemale, she/her | hey, have you seen naomi lee around campus? i’m pretty sure they’re a twenty-five years old majoring in medicine and living in the byeol dorm. whispers say that they’re smart & independent yet also snarky & callous when you least expect it, yikes. i wonder if they’re gonna make it through this year.

family background:

she is daughter of the chairman of Myungwoo Hospital, a cardiothoracic surgeon (yes i used the hospital name that is in doctor stranger)

she has two older brothers. 

she is closer with the older one meanwhile she often fights with the second one because he tends to bully her a lot.

she is actually an illegitimate child, but no one knows of this fact except her family of course and a few from their hospital. 

her biological mother died when she gave birth to naomi. so she really didn’t know much about her real mother. 

that’s why the chairman and his family adopted her and eventually welcomed her with open hands. his wife wanted to have a daughter but cannot give him anymore due to some complications so the couple were really happy when she came in their life.

childhood:

naomi doesn’t have much memories during her childhood days.

she doesn’t have that much friends even since she was pretty much a homebody.

her family kept her inside their house most of the time.

so she never played in parks, swings and doesn’t even know the games before.

her step-mom was being super attentive to her. dressing her up, bringing her to her meetings, outings, etc.

she was a very smart kid. 18 months and she can already count from one to ten? yes! well that’s because of her step-mom’s meticulous attention in baby naomi’s progress.

she was two years old when her father started teaching her human anatomy.

she may be smart when she was a kid but wasn’t really the friendliest to other kids when she started going to school.

a bit of a brat, maybe bec her family spoiled her too much bUT she grew from that already.

why medicine?

coming from a family who are in the medical field and with both of her older brothers are doctors now, she’s expected to follow their steps as well.

she also idolizes her father, who is a cardiologist and her brothers; a cardiologist also and a neurologist.

she knew she wanted to be just like them- she really wants to be a anesthesiologist someday.

however, she’s insecure when it comes to this.

she tends to get compared a lot by her classmates back in middle and senior school, telling her that she will never be just like her brothers. her fam knew about this and reassured her that she’s smarter and all and that she can do it and be one of the best someday.

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however, as times goes by and she’s growing up, she got the chance to get out of her bubble and try new things. she then discovered that she actually like to become a chef.

she grew up liking cooking a lot, as she likes to look at her nanny every time she cooks until she also tried to learn cooking, etc.

but she knows that her fam wont agree with this choice of path so she sticks to the medical field. focusing more on this destined path.

still, she enjoys cooking and exploring new recipes when she has some time.

personality:

beauty & brains, definitely.

she has this strong aura so that's why people would hesitate to approach her first bec she also has this resting bitch face.

like she may look like she's mad 24/7 or is thinking on how to murder everyone but shes def not ??? she was just born with that face ok

naomi's got attitude tho, and if she doesn’t know you or like you she can seem like a bit of a bitch. (bonus heh)

she is v honest and won’t hesitate to tell you how that sweater makes you look like a garbage disposal system as soon as you put it on, without a second thought.

so like she's generally a very blunt person, so don’t expect anything to be sugar-coated when asking her a question.

she’s not really the kind of looking for a war or something bec she has no time for it and shes just not that kind of person??? she’s actually v v v v chill and may look like she doesn't care but she really doesn't 

but she’s v v v kind to those she’s friends with and will defend them to no end.

& she may be one of the smartest in her field but she's also v naive when it comes to other things... like the simplest of things or the normal stuff that people do in their daily life or know. that's due to the fact that she's been shielded by the outside world and was already consumed to being the 'perfect' daughter and stuff.

so imagine her breaking her neutral facade and over reacting to small stuff like “ooh !??!?!?! that’s how people do it???? “ or “LOOK AT HOW THAT SQUIRREL EATS!!! SO CUTE”

so she also has this childish side of her. must protecc

designer from head to toe

also i actually v lazy sometimes

possible connections:

an ex, perhaps ? like had a relationship with this muse for a year but they broke up mutually due to a lack of passion in their relationship anymore. it was mainly her fault bec their relationship was practically a test to her tp see how ‘love’ works -- well she was head over heels over him before but then things change and she just... doesn’t want it anymore.

close friend !! probs the only person who can tolerate her. she’s the type to only consider like 1 or 4 person to be her close/best friend. they know her very well already and she treats them as her ‘sibling’

a relative, perhaps ? (since i see all of them are younger than her lmao they can be her namdongsaeng/yeodongsaeng) someone that she could look out for and she’d be all this protective and supportive older sister would b cool to see this kind of side to her. she really values family, so.

acquaintances. they’re not strangers in her life so she acknowledges their presence around.

naomi’s ‘i see you around school all the time and i think you’re super attractive’ -- aka her crush or something ???

first sexual encounter ? 

sibling in law ?? i guess the other’s siblings is dating her older brother (1st one) and they know about their relationship. idek these two could be angst like they dont want to be each other’s sibling in law bec reasons or something like that

friendly competitors .. ?

FINALLY DONE !!!!!! this is just a draft so i might add more into it SOON. im too lazy rn asljhfe so yay!!!!!! IT’S TIME 

[nobleswiftie]

Betty Tells Jughead the Truth About the Black Hood -- Riverdale 2x06 Missing Scene (AU/FanFic)

Betty Cooper sat in The Blue & Gold’s office looking over her list of clues on the man who called himself the Black Hood.

1. Male, white, well built

prob in his 30s or 40s

2. Green eyes

3. Was at the Jubilee…

Her eyes glazed over. What was it she had said to him again? You’re next, Black Hood. I’m breathing down your neck. Can you feel it? Can you feel me?

She dropped her reporter’s notepad down on the wooden desk in front of her, placed her hands behind her head, and tilted her head back, giving a deep sigh as she looked up at the ceiling.

She jumped, when he blew in like a hurricane. She sat up, startled, right as his palm slammed down on the desk, sandwiching that day’s issue of The Black & Gold.

“You didn’t tell me?” the loner weirdo from the wrong side of the tracks said angrily, looking down at her. “He was my own mentor, and you didn’t tell me?”

When Betty tilted her head up to look into his eyes, she expected to see a fire in him, rampant flames out to destroy anything in their path. He was right to feel that way. She broke up with him out of the blue — no, even worse, she had sent Archie, their mutual friend but her former crush, to break up with him on her behalf, and he had gotten carried away with the news about Jughead joining the South Side Serpents, even though she asked him to be gentle. Now, he just found out his newspaper adviser at his new school who encouraged him to investigate and pursue journalism was Riverdale’s very own drug lord. He should be angry.

Instead, though, Betty saw the love of her life look at her with the brokenness she saw in his face when they argued on his birthday. His dad was locked up in prison. His mom and sister were out of state. She had broken his heart, and now the mentor who had put faith and trust in him turned out to be a South Side scumbag. He felt alone, broken, and helpless — like she had each time her phone had played “Lollipop.”

Betty stood up, tugging on the edge of her Peter Pan-collared sweater, and crossed her arms like a hug. “There’s, there’s a lot I haven’t told you, Jug,” she said, as she walked to the side of the desk and leaned against it. “And it’s time I do.”

Jughead nodded, took a seat, and swallowed hard. He looked up at her. “Okay.”

“You know how I got that letter from the Black Hood?”

“Yeah,” he said.

“He didn’t stop there. He’s been…calling me.”

Jughead jumped from his chair. “He’s been call-”

“Let me explain,” Betty cut him off, and Jughead turned his head away, his hand covering his jaw. “He threatened Polly. He said I had to publish that exposé about my mom being a Serpent. He said I had to cut Veronica out of my life. And you, Jug. He said he’d hurt you, if I didn’t break up with you.”

Jughead took his hand from his face and sharply turned his head toward Betty as she said that last sentence. His face softened, as he looked at her wide-eyed. It was clear that what she had gone through was painful by the furrow of her eyebrows and the sag of her delicate mouth. Her eyes sparkled as she looked at him.

“I couldn’t do it, Jug,” she shook her head as her eyes watered and her nose began to run. “I couldn’t do it, Juggie. Not to you. Not to your face. I knew, I knew you wouldn’t believe me if I tried. I couldn’t take that risk.”

He sighed, physically melting as the guilt of his anger at her washed away. “That’s why you sent Archie.”

“He was the only one the Black Hood didn’t threaten.”

Jughead tilted his head sideways at the remark. A spark of curiosity ran across his face as he wagged his index finger at his side. “That’s interesting,” he nodded, his tongue pressing against the inside of his cheek, as he thought. “Remember, the Black Hood put a gun to Archie’s head in Pop’s, too, but he didn’t shoot him.”

“Yeah, but it didn’t matter that the Black Hood didn’t say his name,” Betty shook her head, and she got choked up again. “He threatened to kill Polly, unless I gave him another name.”

Jughead’s eyes widened, as he looked at the perfect girl next door. “Betty…you didn’t…”

“Nick St. Clair,” she whispered. “I had just seen Cheryl, who was explaining what he had done to her, and I panicked, and it just came out. I even told him where he was staying, Jug.” Betty took a deep breath. “I ran right over to the Five Seasons as soon as the words escaped my mouth. He was okay. The Black Hood, he said he wasn’t a ‘son of Riverdale,’ so…”

She trailed off, as Jughead put his right hand on her upper arm. The action made her smile slightly, reminding her of when he did so to comfort her before he kissed her for the first time.

“I’m sorry you had to go through this alone,” he said softly.

She looked into his beautiful blue eyes. “If it meant keeping you safe, Jug, then I would do it a thousand times over.”

Jughead hesitated as he looked into her peaceful green eyes. Toni. The guilt rushed over him, as he took a step back, placed his hand to his forehead, and turned slightly away. Just as his dad hid away a body to protect him from a crazy wig-wearing maple syrup farmer and heroine drug pin, Betty had acted to protect him from Riverdale’s serial killer. He repaid her by hooking up with another girl hours later. He felt sick.

“How-how does Mr. Phillips fit into this?”

Betty shrugged. “I think he was supposed to be his next victim. The Black Hood called, asking me to find the Sugarman and suggested I talk to Cheryl. And she got his name from her mom.”

“Then you published it in The Blue & Gold?”

 “And told Sheriff Keller, yeah,” she said. “The Black Hood called again after that, but I told him that it’s our game now, that I would find him.”

Jughead nodded. “I’m sorry…for everything. I should’ve known. I should’ve told you about the Serpents.”

“And I’m sorry,” Betty said, taking a step toward him, “for putting you through what I did.” She paused. “I love you, Jug.”

He turned to her and cupped her head in his hands and kissed her lightly, a gentle rekindling for two shaken souls. They touched their foreheads against each other for a moment. Betty smiled.

Jughead pulled away and rubbed his hands together. “Okay, Jill Johnson, come on. We have another killer to catch.”

[esseastri]

Megan Reads Oathbringer (part 2)

Onwards and onwards, my friends

Part two encompasses pages 90-144 (previous parts)

Alyx: How did you STOP??? And go to slEEP??? Me: Well, I hit a Shallan chapter, so it actually wasn’t that hard...

Here we go

I’m actually hoping that this book will maybe?? make me like Shallan more?? again? I mean. I’ve had a lot of time to ruminate on the reasons I dislike her, but maybe she’ll get better. maybe she’ll grow. Maybe she’ll realize she‘s been a prejudiced berk and recognize her privilege and I WON’T have to write that essay on why it bothers me when people in fandom pedestal her.

ANYWAY HERE WE GO

I realize the epigraphs are, like...some dude who wrote a book in-universe about the sword, but I can’t help reading it as Brandon talking about this book, in a meta kind of way.

“You can hate me. I understand.” NOOOOOO I WANNA HUG HIM LET ME HUG THIS HUMMING, INCORPOREAL SPREN BOY

BRIGHTLORD BROODING-EYES

PLS CHILD

Me: WTH THEY KNOW SHE’S A LIGHTWEAVER???? WHY IS SHE CALLING HERSELF AN ELSECALL--oh. oh, that makes sense.

Just read the next sentence, Megan, usually, stuff works out.

okay, here’s the thing. We know the Recreance happened. We know the Radiants all gave up their Shards and killed their spren and it’s called the betrayal of humankind, but I’m just curious... if...how do I word this. If the Desolations are connected to there being Radiants around--if the two things are causal and reactionary--then...wouldn’t the Recreance have been a good thing? A thing to stop the Desolations?

I’m just curious how much of their history is revisionist or, you know, lies. Or misinterpretations, at the very least. A lot of their records got wiped out. Repeatedly. I’m just wondering if the record of the Radiants being the good guys was one of those.

Shallan: “It is quite possible to remain properly feminine while fulfilling my duties as a night.” Scout lady: butbutbut...I wanna be butch

Renarin still wearing his Bridge Four uniform makes me haaappyyyyy

THE BOY IS GOOD

“If anyone would be able to go about intimidating forces of nature, it would be you.” I mean. He outdaded the Stormfather by doing exactly this, so.

Radiants working together to do cool things!!!!! AAHH!!!!

I’m genuinely concerned by who we’re going to appoint OUR champion, when Odium’s arrives and we have to do one-on-one combat with it. ‘Cause like....you know Dalinar wants to do that himself. But Adolin is the Dueling Boy. That’s what he does?? And I’m... CONCERN

ooooooooh has Renarin seen the bad champion? nine-shadows man? he seems familiar with the concept at least...

PHEW the Aimian Oathgate was destroyed. Listen, it’s not that I don’t want Aimia to be protected or helped, I just. Don’t. want. 2000-cremlings-in-a-trench-coat just...hanging around.

oh no

oooohhhh noooooo

another?? murder?

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR MURDER MYSTERY PLOT IN MY EPIC FANTASY

ADOLIN HOLDING SHALLAN’S HAND IS A LOT I’M HERE FOR IT THE MUTUAL COMFORT IS A GOOD

but also: Adolin. my boy. please, it’ll be okay. you will be okay.

“This has to be the same killer” DOES IT THOUGH? What possible reason would Adolin have for continuing a murderspree.

I’m

this is. what, framing? Trying to make it seem like Adolin is doing more bad? Copycat trying to pin their crimes on whoever got Sadeas so it’s rolling into one investigation instead of kept separate?

I’M CONCERN

ABOUT

MY BOY

“She had forgotten he was with them.” Full offense, but how do you just. forget. Renarin exists. Shallan, please.

NO I DON’T WANT THIS

I DON’T

HOW DID I PREDICT THIS I WROTE THIS BECAUSE IT WAS SAD NOT BECAUSE I WANTED IT I DON”T WANT THIS

“You want me...to investigate Sadeas’ murder?” I WANT TO HUG ADOLIN A LOT

I DON’T

DALINAR TRUSTS HIM SO MUCH SO SO MUCH AND I’M

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Renarin knows, doesn’t he? He can see the lie...

I’M

Kaladin is smiling and I’m emotional about it.

Kaladin is chuckling and I’m EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT.

The Sylblade!!!! I love it

I also really love the idea of him using the sword as a symbol and then suDDENLY getting into a fight and like...as he swings the sword it turns into a spear. I want this in my life very much.

why would the stormforms steal grain though?

I mean, I get that they need to eat, but like... they’ve been deliberately NOT attacking any of the towns and when the did “attack” it was just to steal grain. Not to hurt people.

tHIS is exactly why I ain’t calling them Voidbringers. Not yet. These are just stormform. Something much worse is coming.

That black sphere is too ominous.

“She must be desperate living out here. I mean, look at you. Hair that hasn’t been combed since you flew across the continent, uniform stained with crem, and that beard.” I REALLY LOVE SYL BUT ALSO: SCRUFFY KALADIN IS HOT AND YOU CAN PRY SCRUFFY KALADIN FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS.

SYL PLEASE

oh no, Syl, don’t ship Shalladin, we all know that’s a bad idea on sooo many levels.

“Yes, well, let’s have somone swing around the corpse of your sisters by the feet, and we’ll see whether you consider it a ‘mark of bad character’ or not.” AAAHHHHHHH OWW

I’m still SO MAD THAT BRANDON KILLED OFF SUREBLOOD. WHAT DID THE BIG ROCK HORSE EVER DO TO YOU, BRANDON

Let Adolin be happy 2k17!

AAHH THE BROS

I LOVE THE BROS IT’S SUCH A POSITIVE SIBLING RELATIONSHIP THEY’RES SO SUPPORTIVE OF EACH OTHER AND SO REASSURING AND AAAHH

I love them

eeyyyyyyyy, Glysblade! EEEYYY REGROWTH!!!!!

YOU GOT THIS, REN, AAHHH

eeyy, punk!Dalinar

omg

he got his Plate by.......kicking. a guy. off a cliff. I’m. DALINAR, PLS.

I MEAN WHEN YOUR GENERAL STRATEGY IS “MORE BRUTALITY SO THAT PEOPLE FALL IN LINE BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO GET PILLAGED” YOU GOT PROBLEMS

no wonder the Alethi aren’t very united. rule by fear is never very successful in the long run.

also, Sadeas can fuck right the hell off oh my god

Admiral Akbar voice: It’s a trap!

oh, hey, I was right

honestly, how the heck did Dalinar survive his wild and misspent youth?

This asshole they’re fighting diDN’T TELL HIS CITIZENS HE WAS GOING TO DROP A CANYON WALL ON THEM?? ?DIDN”T EVACUATE THEM??? WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT KIND OF RULER

I

WHAT A FUCK

AAHH THE ARCHER GUY HE RECRUITED IN THE FIRST FALSHBACK IS TELEB!!!! I’M!!!! EMOTIONAL!!!!!!

“He wouldn’t put it past them to attack him once he was distracted with the duel. It was what he himself would have done.” PUNK!DALINAR WAS KINDA OF A JERK OMG???

um

he didn’t... murder the small child

did he?

what the fuck

Dalinar. what the.

fuck

I’m mad at Dalinar. I’m really mad at him. oh my god. just. THAT’S A BAD YOU DID A BAD AND I REALIZE THAT HE HAD DONE BAD STUFF BUT LIKE. THE KID WAS VERY SMALL, DALINAR. AND I’M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

I’m telling you guys, stormform isn’t the final evolution. You gotta level up your parshman to Voidbringer, okay? and to do that, you need to lose x-number of battles with wild voidspren.

I never even played Pokemon, but I sure do know how to make a reference.

The constant theme in this book--at least in Kaladin and Dalinar’s chapters so far--has been “Do better/Be better” and I just...they’re both so good already, in the present, they’re both such genuinely Good human beings, and I just. That they want to be better is just. so. inspiring.

Theylenah has a queen and I have literally just met her and I love her.

I love hheeerrrrr

swearing and being direct and writing things bigger and underlining them to get he tone across, WHAT A DELIGHT I LOVE HER

THEY STOLE THE SHIPS??? whyyyyy

what are they doing where are they going what is the plan here

poor Dalinar. having to do politics.

Elhokar is being a dramatic baby.

Like, he sort of has the right to it, but also: buddy. my dude. my guy. you gotta grow up. I’m sorry. But you really do.

HIGH KING DALINAR THE MAGNIFICENT

I...listen, this is probs a good thing? because Dalinar should be in charge. But also... kiidddooooooo.

OH SNAP This is actually not a bad idea...send Elhokar to go do something useful for his actual kingdom in his actual home... and get a bonus Oathgate out of the deal? This is actually a really sound idea.

tho what radiant r u sending with him

or will we finally admit that he is a radiant.

come ooonnnnn

“Aesudan is there; if the rioting is still happening, she’s fighting against it.” IS SHE THOUGH? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE SHE’S NOT THE CAUSE??

omg.

Elhokar requesting Kaladin like “he can save the city after I fail” BBY 1. you will not fail!! 2. god, that hero crush. pls.

SEE, just give him purpose and the opportunity to prove himself and he’s actually a very eager puppy of a king.

NOOOOO

NO NO NO NONOOOO OO

THAT ‘S THE WORST IDEA

DON’T BRING HIM HERE

HE’S EEVIIILLLL

NOOOOOO

NOT TARAVANGIAN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO NO

no

less stuff needs to be happening. this was only, like, 50 pages, and I’ve got enough liveblog to post this?? there IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS BOOK OH MY GOSH I LOVE IT

[daddariom-archived]

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? both of them. emilia is very stubborn so she’s prone to it, too.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? emilia!Who actually keeps their word and leaves? jesper yikes :(Who trashes the house? probably jesper Do either of them get physical? nopeHow often do they argue/disagree? ohhh every time emilia tries to get jesper to change the way he lives or every time she picks him up when he’s fucked up……Who is the first to apologise? it depends on the situation and what their disagreement or fight was about. i feel like they don’t really apologise they just turn up at each other’s door and things are back to normal again lmao

Sex:

Who is on top? depends!!Who is on the bottom? also depends fdjghjWho has the strangest desires? uhhhhh neither ??? omfgAny kinks? ………….none that i know abotu yTET sfdsdhgkdajkWho’s dominant in bed? …..jesperIs head ever in the equation? you bet If so, who is better at performing it? dhfgjdhfsjk JESPEr probably because emilia’s not as experienced Ever had sex in public? nopeWho moans the most? ohhh…..both??Who leaves the most marks? em because she likes her fingernails long ;))Who screams the loudest? EMILIAWho is the more experienced of the two? jesper lelDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? …uhm…..it ….. depends on the situation lMAORough or soft? phew…rough AND soft!How long do they usually last? JKSHGKJDH A WHILE??? idk???? Is protection used? ……..emilia’s on birth control so uh that and most likely condoms???Does it ever get boring? uhm helloooooooo of course notWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? in emilia’s car LMAO

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they don’t really think about it because having children is such a huge task they both probably don’t see themselves capable of handling just yetIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? -Who is the favorite parent? honestly i feel like jesper would be because he’d probably be a looooot more chill and allow more things lmaoWho is the authoritative parent? emilia for sureWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? jesperrrrrWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? also jesper fdjgjskdWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? BOTh!!!!Who goes to parent teacher interviews? both because emilia would want jesper to come along.Who changes the diapers? emiliaWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? they’d take turns!Who spends the most time with the children? both of them duhWho packs their lunch boxes? emilia!!Who gives their children ‘the talk’? JKHFSJKDKJ JESPER and emilia is sitting next to him trying not to dieWho cleans up after the kids? emmmmmmmmiiiiillllliiiiaaaaaaaaaWho worries the most? UHHHH DEFINITELY EM LMAOWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? JESPER

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? emilia!!Who is the little spoon? also emilia lmaoWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? …jesper but i think once time goes on emilia could be That Girl as wellWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? boootttthhhhhHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? all niiiiiiightWho gives the most kisses? both omg they luv kissing each otherWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? watching movies together but getting caught up in each other LELWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? either their couch oooorrrr their bedWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? jesper dgahjkfkHow often do they get time to themselves? LMAO all the time omg

Sleeping:

Who snores? neither???If both do, who snores the loudest? - Do they share a bed or sleep separately? well considering they don’t live in the same apartment (yet) they currently sleep separately UNLESS emilia spends the night If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? cozy up!Who talks in their sleep? emilia, sometimes. it depends on her dreams lmaoWhat do they wear to bed? emilia likes to sleep naked ….. or in jesper’s shirts heh n jesper ?? probs sleeps in his boxers?!??! or also naked LELAre either of your muses insomniacs? nah but mb jesper a little??Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? …noDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? emilia’s prone to wrapping her limbs around jesper djhfWho wakes up with bed hair? em wakes up looking like her hair celebrated a huge fuckin party because she moves a lot in her sleepWho wakes up first? em!Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? emilia!!What is their favourite sleeping position? oh uh emilia likes sleeping on her stomach! Who hogs the sheets? em :/Do they set an alarm each night? nope!Can a television be found in their bedroom? emilia’s got one in hers lmaoWho has nightmares? jesper, probably :(Who has ridiculous dreams? emilia dhgjkdskjWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? omfg emiliaWho makes the bed? neither they’re both too lazy lmaoWhat time is bed time? it depends!! emilia tends to go to sleep very early because she knows there’s a chance jesper will call her up in the middle of the night but if she’s already out taking care of him it can definitely be pretty darn lateAny routines/rituals before bed? emilia tidies up before she goes to bed.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? ohhh probably jesper because he’s hungover and all

Work:

Who is the busiest? emilia, once she finds a job lmaoWho rakes in the highest income? ?????????????????Are any of your muses unemployed? both of them currently LMAOWho takes the most sick days? emilia to take care of jesperWho is more likely to turn up late to work? emiliaWho sucks up to their boss? emilia because she has to make up for being late and missing a lot of days dghfjkkjdWhat are their jobs? -Who stresses the most? eMIIIIIILLLLLIIIAAAAAADo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? em will despise everything until she finds something she enjoys doing Are your muses financially stable? lel emilia gets financial help from her parents but that’s about it

Home:

Who does the washing? emilia. she’ll wash jesper’s too to make sure it’s taken care of lmaoWho takes out the trash? emWho does the ironing? also emWho does the cooking? neither, they have a lot of takeout or order food lmaoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? emilia dfhsaghkjdaWho is messier? jesperWho leaves the toilet roll empty? neither goDWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? both until emilia tidies up KJDJKKJWho forgets to flush the toilet? GROSS neither Who is the prankster around the house? jespeeeerrrrrrrWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? ….emiliaWho mows the lawn? they don’t have a lawn wtfWho answers the telephone? emiliaWho does the vacuuming? emiliaWho does the groceries? emilia Who takes the longest to shower? they shower together ;))))Who spends the most time in the bathroom? ok emilia because she likes taking her time

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? yah until emilia gets some from her parents lmaoHow many cars do they own? emilia owns oneDo they own their home or do they rent? rent.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? uh…i’m inclined to say near the coast bc i luv the coast but we haven’t talked about this so idk!Do they live in the city or in the country? city….Do they enjoy their surroundings? emilia sure does, jesper probably does because emilia’s there :)What’s their song? ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk!! that’s a tough one lmaoWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? they sext text :)Where did they first meet? at a party!!How did they first meet? me: asks faaya about this before she answers this. jESPer offered em some pills at said party and emilia was instantly like oH i gotta take care of him, he’s a wreck, i like him!Who spends the most money when out shopping? emilia :(Who’s more likely to flash their assets? which assets klASHKJHKJWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? wow neither omgAny mental issues? WEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL noWho’s terrified of bugs? emilia hdkskjWho kills the spiders around the house? jespeeerrrrrrTheir favourite place? their apartments omg Who pays the bills? emilia’s parents LMAODo they have any fears for their future? oh god yES so manyWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? jesper!Who uses up all of the hot water? emilia omfgWho’s the tallest? jesper!Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? both of theeemmmmmWho wanders around in their underwear? both HAWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? emiliaWhat do they tease each other about? nsfwWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? WOW NEITHERDo they have mutual friends? no :/Who crushed first? oh uh wow maybe jesper because emilia was really oblivious to it allAny alcohol or substance related problems? yeah jesper :((Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? jesper :(((((((((Who swears the most? JESPER

[notalk-justthought]

So I was tagged by @one-for-all-plus-ultra for this thingy

1. Nickname(s): I don’t have one actually, like from friends 2. Bias: wut 3. Blood type: I don’t know 4. Relationship status: single af 5. Birthday: July 4th (*cue fireworks blastin in the background and patriotic shit) 6. Zodiac sign: Cancer  7. Pronouns: She/Her 8. Hair length: I don’t know exactly but it’s a bit past my shoulders 9. Height: 5′2  10. A crush: a counselor from a camp I volunteer at 11. What do you like about yourself: My eyes 12. Right or left handed: Right 13. List of three favourite colours: blue, green and red 14. Right now eating: I’m chewing gum, but I don’t think that really counts as eating 15. Right now drinking: nothin 16. I’m about to: either scroll through tumblr like I always do or watch youtube videos 17. Listening to: nothing atm, but I have the 4th RWBY opening stuck in my head 18. Kids: maybe  19. Get married: sometime in the future maybe 20. Recent phone call: my dad 21. Have you ever dated someone twice: nope 22. Been cheated on: no 23. Kissed someone and regretted it: no (never kissed anyone sooo) 24. Lost someone special:  I lost contact with one of my good friends and it sucked  25. Been depressed: ye 26. Been drunk and thrown up: I’ve never been drunk before 27. Had glasses or contacts: I love wearing glasses (partial sarcasm) 28. Had sex on a first date: no  29. Broken someone’s heart: probably... 30. Turned someone down: yeah 31. Cried when someone died: only with my pets who’ve passed away 32. Fallen for a friend: yeah

In the last year have you…

33. …made a new friend: somehow, yeah  34. …fallen out of love: no  35. …laughed until you cry: that happened like yesterday, it was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a while 36. …met someone who changed you: i’ve met a decent amount of people and they’ve all changed me in one way or another 37. …found out who your true friends were: eh, I mean in this stage of my life, in a way yeah, but probs not for a lifetime 38. …found out someone was talking about you: no 39. Lips or eyes: eyes 40. Hugs or kisses: hugs I love hugs 41. Shorter or taller: doesn’t matter  42. Romantic or spontaneous: both 43. Sensitive or loud: uh sensitive? idk 44. Hookup or relationship: I guess both  45. First best friend: Olivia and we met in preschool, though never had any form of contact after that 46. Surgery: never, well unless you count getting a crown on a tooth because of a cavity 47. Sports I joined: I did cross country and track in middle and high school and ultimate frisbee in middle school 48. Do you believe in yourself: for the most part yeah  49. Miracles: not really 50. Love at first sight: nope, just attraction at first sight 51. Heaven: eh 52. Do you have any pets: two cats 53. Do you want to change your name: even though it’s a pretty common name, I like it  54. What did you do for your last birthday: saw the fireworks in DC (it was cloudy af so we couldn’t see them clearly) 55. What time did you wake up today: like 7:30? this volunteering is fixing my sleep schedule, it’s honestly kinda weird 56. What were you doing last night at midnight: asleep apparently, tho I woke up at like 1am so I pretty much just slept just through that hour 57. Something you can’t wait for: going to the beach with my dad and his side of the family 58. Last time you saw your mom: like 2 hours ago 59. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I could find something I’m truly passionate in and turn it into a way that could help the world in some way 60. What’s getting on your nerves: nothing

I tag: @holtzmann-af, @honney-bby, and uhhh that’s it, I don’t have many friends lmao (like i have some pretty rad mutuals but we’ve never actually messaged each other so ye) if any mutuals wanna do this, you can I guess idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[bettysunshinecooper]

92 Truths

Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. then chooses however many people you would like to tag.

Ah this made me smile, thanks for tagging me @bugheadsunshine !

and I'm tagging: @lilis-reinhartt @bugheadjones-the-third and @juggiejoneswrites and then anyone else who wants to do this!

LAST

[1] drink: Hot chocolate (cause its freaking snowing here) [2] phone call: My Dad [3] text message: My grandpa [4] song you listened to: “Little People” from Les Mis [5] time you cried: Literally an hour ago because I saw a little kid holding an umbrella over her dog to keep the snow off 

HAVE YOU EVER

[6] dated someone twice: Nope… my longest relationship was 3 weeks [7] been cheated on: No [8] kissed someone and regretted it: ive never ben kissed or kissed anyone [9] lost someone special: Yes [10] been depressed: yeah, still am [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: Never gotten drunk

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS

[12] Purple [13] Yellow [14] Pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

[15] made new friends: Yeah and I love em [16] fallen out of love: Nope, haven't even fallen in love [17] laughed until you cried: Yeah when I flung toast across a table by accident then put my elbow in the jam while choking  [18] found out someone was talking about you: yeah... :/ [19] met someone who changed you: No, not in the last year [20] found out who your true friends are: Im not sure [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: No

GENERAL

[22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: none on this account, on my personal... 3 [23] do you have any pets: 2, My dog Bella and my cat O’ Malley [24] do you want to change your name: No I actually love my name! [25] what did you do for your last birthday: I went to rehearsals for a show I was in and then bowling with my mom. [26] what time did you wake up: 9:37 a.m. [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: on Tumblr having a heart attack over sprousehart probs [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: Last Sunday [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I wasn't so anxious over everything because its keeping me from doing things I might enjoy [31] what are you listening to right now: “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago  [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: I don't think I have... [33] something that is getting on your nerves: my sister singing the same song over and over in the next room [35] elementary: Yes [36] high school: Yes [37] college: Starting University in September, I took a gap year :) [38] hair colour: like dark brown?? chestnut brown? [39] long or short hair: Medium [40] do you have a crush on someone: Nah [41] what do you like about yourself: my eyes I guess [42] piercings: none, not even my ears [44] nickname: Tweets [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: Libra (I cusp virgo sometimes) [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: as of right now it’s Riverdale, but I also love Criminal Minds, Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, How to get away with murder, Orange is the new Black and others I can't think of on the spot [49] tattoos: Yeah, 1 on my wrist for metal health awareness [50] right or left handed: Right

FIRST

[51] surgery: I had kidney surgery when I was like 6 [52] piercing: none [53] best friend: her name was Avery, we did competitive gymnastics together from ages 4-12 so we trained like 20 hours a week together. We were rarely seen a part and her house was like my second home growing up. But she quit gymnastics and we slowly stopped seeing each other and now we just send a couple texts a year. I miss her. [55] vacation: Disneyworld when I was 8 [56] pair of trainers: idk when I was like 2 maybe?

RIGHT NOW

[57] eating: Plain Tostitos  [58] drinking: Water [59] I’m about to: watch round four of the LPGA ANA Inspiration championship [60] listening to: “Summer Nights” from Grease [61] waiting for: Riverdale tonight [62] want: a strawberry milkshake from Williams cafe [63] get married: I want to if I find the right guy [64] career: im a cashier at a fish aquarium store

WHICH IS BETTER

[65] hugs or kisses: Hugs I've never been kissed so I can't really compare [66] lips or eyes: Eyes, each set is so unique [67] shorter or taller: Taller [68] older or younger: Older, I'm no cougar [69] romantic or spontaneous: Romantic, I live for cheesy romance [70] nice arms or nice stomach: Stomach i guess?? [71] sensitive or loud: Sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: Relationship for sure [73] troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant, I'm too scared to get in any trouble or be with someone who causes trouble 

HAVE YOU EVER

[74] kissed a stranger? No [75] drank hard liquor? I don't know what counts as hard liquor... I've had vodka and sprite once? [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? surprisingly no, knock on wood. [77] turned someone down: Yes on msn when I was like 12 lol [78] sex on first date? No, and never will [79] broken someone’s heart? I don't think so [80] had your own heart broken? No not really [81] been arrested? Nah [82] cried when someone died? Yes [83] fallen for a friend: Yes, it was mutual but it was so weird so we decided to just be friends

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

[84] yourself? not enough [85] miracles? I don't think so, you choose what happens in your life [86] love at first sight? My hopeless romantic heart: YES!!  My brain: nah its not realistic [87] santa claus? um heck yes! [88] kiss on the first date? possibly, if the guy truly sweeps me off my feet [89] angels? I dont know

OTHER

[90] current best friend’s name: Ella [91] eye colour: Blue [92] favourite movie: Stick it (hands down) But I also really love The Lion King

[samporo]

1-150

YOLO. No Ragrets. Recycled some answers cause

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

- My Best Friend, Danielle! 

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

- I’m a mixture of both (also depends on how much alcohol I have). But from my friend’s perspective, I’m shy about the first 5 minutes and then I act like who I am. But I tend to be more shy around people I find attractive.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

- My Best Friends this weekend and old friends I haven’t seen in a while!

4. Are you easy to get along with?

- I find myself easy to get along with unless you’re a racist, sexist, etc. I will tell you off and put you in your place if you find other people’s existence below yours.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

- Nope because the people I like don’t give a fuck bout me lmao

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

- I’m attracted to people who have a sense of purpose and know what they’re doing. I’m attracted to people who know their dreams are difficult but aren’t afraid to reach them. I’m attracted to people who are broken and lost hope. I’m attracted to people who smile even though they are not happy inside and don’t want to show it. :B

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

- Probs not lmao but who knows (98% sure of it)

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

- MINA FROM TWICE

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

- Nope. I talk about sex majority of the time but make inappropriate sexual innuendos all the time. :^)

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

- Angelica and Danielle!

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

- “Your dick size is a joke”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

- 1) Twice - TT

- 2) Twice - Knock Knock

- 3) Red Velvet - Rookie

- 4) Rihanna - Love on the Brain

- 5) Kehlani - Advice

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

- YES. But i make sure they think I don’t like it because I have a persona to upkeep.

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

- I do~

15. What good thing happened this summer?

- A few things happened this summer that were good but one major good thing that happened was my friends driving up from North Carolina to visit and I haven’t seen them in a while. It was really great to catch up with them and spend time with them that it brought me a lot of joy and it’ll always be a memorable time for me!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

- Okay now I remember who it was with lmao… maybe… maybe not… probs not… probs. idk lmao 

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

- I think there is life everywhere and we are but a speck of dust in the universe. Please don’t make me think about this because I will mindfuck myself..

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

- From time to time but it’s because we have a mutual friend group

19. Do you like bubble baths?

- Ya but my bath is too small and outdated :(

20. Do you like your neighbors?

- Never met them so yes I do like them.

21. What are you bad habits?

- Taking depression naps, being petty/salty, my laziness and procrastination, I can keep going but I rather not disappoint you l0l

22. Where would you like to travel?

- Yes.. I love to travel and the idea to visit other cultures, but I got no money so :(

23. Do you have trust issues?

- I do to an extent at a certain point in our relationship when it gets there but at the beginning, not usually.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

- My favourite part of my daily routine is driving home from class around 4pm, eating a small plate of food then taking my 2 hour depression nap :’)

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

- My teeth :( When I was a kid, I barely brushed my teeth and now I regret it because they’re yellowish and stained, so it really affects my self-confidence.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

- Contemplate if I really need to go to that class and spend 10 minutes giving myself reasons to skip but in the end I get up and cry in the shower :’)

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

- I wish my skin was clearer 

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

- Pia and Janina lmao. 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

- Nope :)))))))

30. Do you ever want to get married?

- Eventually, but we’ll see where life makes me.

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

- Nopee

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

- Yoon Yong Bin from ICanSeeYourVoice and Mark from Got7 :’)

33. Spell your name with your chin.

saJKMN LOL

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

- League and Overwatch :))

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

- Um definitely TV….

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

- Yeah.. sometimes and other times I do because what do I got to lose? That’s right. I got nothing to lose. Keep bringing me them L’s!!!!

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

- Nothing because I accept it and there’s nothing awkward about silence unless you make it awkward cause you think you gotta force yourself into thinking you need to keep a conversation going.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

- My dream person.. hmm… I would start off with someone who has a nice ass smile because that’s what usually catches my attention and I would love to see their smile every day. Height is not an issue for me, shorter, taller, etc. :) Personality, I really like someone who has a nice balance of social life, responsibility, personal life, and work life. I really don’t like someone who is too social that their other aspects of life are failing but if it happens, then so be it lmao. I like the basic necessities: honestly, communication, and loyalty.  I also really like when they just want to be lay there and cuddle all day or play video games. I just really like when we spend time together whether I meet them in real life or online haha. That’s all I could think of now tbh :P

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

- Forever 21, H&M, J. Crew, Uniqlo, Zara

40. What do you want to do after high school?

- Well I wanted to study either forensic psychology or culinary, but I made myself to think my cooking wasn’t good enough for culinary and I wouldn’t make it in that field. So now it’s psychology and HR :)

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

- Everyone is prone to mistakes so I definitely think they deserve a second chance but after that, it’s a no go because it becomes a decision.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

- It means I’m thinking about one of the following:

     - Sex w you 

     - Never hanging w you again

     - Food

     - Dicks 

43. Do you smile at strangers?

- I smile at everyone I come across hoping it becomes contagious even if I hate my life :’)

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

- Definitely bottom of the ocean for me (If it means I survive too)

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

- What I’m going to eat tbh and my crippling debt.

46. What are you paranoid about?

- Being lonely forever.

47. Have you ever been high?

- :^)

48. Have you ever been drunk?

- Always!!!

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

- Yes and no one will ever know :^)

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

- Light grey!

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

- At times I do but it’s only because I’d just want to see what they are packaging down below :^)

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

- My teeeeEEEEeeEEEeeth

53. Favourite makeup brand?

- Anastasia

54. Favourite store?

- HMART

55. Favourite blog?

- samporo.tumblr.come ;^)

56. Favourite colour?

- Violet-Purple~ but now it’s starting to be Rose Quartz~

57. Favourite food?

- Bun Bo HUEEE

58. Last thing you ate?

- Hibachi noodles :^)

59. First thing you ate this morning?

- Nothing.. I don’t eat in the morning

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

- Being petty…

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

- Never have I ever been suspended/expelled

62. Been arrested? For what?

- Almost :\ I thought it was cardiac arrest but God was just playing me

63. Ever been in love?

- I have :)

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

- My first kiss was back in like 4th grade when me and this girl were mocking each other and we were leaning in back and forth like chickens eating food off the floor and we pecked each other on the lips and I told her her lips were really dry LMAO

65. Are you hungry right now?

- I’m always hungry…

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

- NOPE. Jk they’re cool but I like my real friends :)

67. Facebook or Twitter?

- Neither…

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

- Tumblr because it has became my place of comfort.

69. Are you watching tv right now?

- I am not

70. Names of your bestfriends?

- Angelica, Danielle, Pia, Janina, Kiana

71. Craving something? What?

- Dick, human touch/warmth/feelings, food 

72. What colour are your towels?

- Mocha and Gray

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

- I have 2 body pillows, 1 square pillow, 2 full pillows, and 3 queen sized pillows.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

- I used to but not anymore because they’ve grown up and moved on with their life :(

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

- I have about 4

75. Favourite animal?

- Octopus :)

76. What colour is your underwear?

- Currently, it is maroon with white polka dots

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

- Vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

- I like orange sherbet…..

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

- Black tank top :^)

80. What colour pants?

- I’m wearing black puma shorts

81. Favourite tv show?

- Steven Universe!! and Nikita :)

82. Favourite movie?

- Kimi No Na Wa definitely

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

- Havent watched either of them.. opps

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

- I don’t know her…

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

- Stop asking me idk :(

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

- Destiny the Whale Shark because she’s nearsighted like me and thats the stuggle I gotta deal with when I don’t have glasses on :’)

87. First person you talked to today?

- Probably snap chat to Duy-ABS

88. Last person you talked to today?

- Angelica!!

89. Name a person you hate?

- I don’t hate anyone :)

90. Name a person you love?

- Angelica xoxo

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

- Myself :\

92. In a fight with someone?

- Nope!

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

- Like 2 pairs :( I need more but so expensive..

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

- In total, about 6 (3 each)

95. Last movie you watched?

- Don’t Breathe. It was alright

96. Favourite actress?

- I don’t have one lmao

97. Favourite actor?

- Me :^)

98. Do you tan a lot?

- I do not tan at all

99. Have any pets?

- I have no doggo! His name is Latte and he’s a Siberian Husky. but I do want a cat.

100. How are you feeling?

- Empty and unsure of what my life will become.

101. Do you type fast?

- I believe so when I actually know what I want to write.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

- Many things. I think about it a lot before bed (’:

103. Can you spell well?

- Ya i guess???

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

- Some people yes, but we moved on from them for a reason, right?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

- Yeah usually with my cousins and it’s pretty nice.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

- I’m sure I have.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

- Yah and it’s okay.. not a huge fan

108. What should you be doing?

- Reading and taking notes…. but I probably won’t until 2am :)

109. Is something irritating you right now?

- Not particularly, just in general: Where is the love at my life at??? Can ya hurry up. tf

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

- Yeah and I don’t know why I would disrespect myself like that but I can’t help it lmaoo

111. Do you have trust issues?

- Isn’t this question 23???

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

- Danielle :( when she read her break-up letter to me…

113. What was your childhood nickname?

- Cu Tai (my viet name is Tai lmao)

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

- Yup! I been to New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Michigan, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, California, and North Carolina… I believe.

115. Do you play the Wii?

- I do! When it’s at parties but not at home.

116. Are you listening to music right now?

- YES (Knock Knock - Twice :)))))))))))) )

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

- I’m a sucker for those nasty cambell’s soup tbh

118. Do you like Chinese food?

- Yeah I do. Love chow fun :)

119. Favourite book?

- Not a huge fan of reading :^)

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

- I used to be but now I’m not. I’m ready for whatever lurks in the dark to take me or sleep with me. Whatever they want.

121. Are you mean?

- I guess you could say I’m average :^) AYYY

122. Is cheating ever okay?

- HELL NO. On tests yes because help a mate out but in a relationship no because then they think about it all day and night, wondering why they weren’t enough and reasons why they were cheated on. so nope

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

- After this weekend, apparently not :\ but I cleaned the shit out of them and it’s better now.

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- I believe in infatuation at first sight but not love.

125. Do you believe in true love?

- I believe there’s someone out there that is meant to be with you, so yes?

126. Are you currently bored?

- With the lack of interests in these questions, yes.

127. What makes you happy?

- Food, Twice, my best friends, and dark sense of humour.

128. Would you change your name?

- Before I wanted to change my last name from Quach to Nguyen (my dad’s last name to my mom’s) but I’m contempt with it now but I do like Gwok…

129. What your zodiac sign?

- Taurus so let me ram you ;)

130. Do you like subway?

- Not as much as I used to but I do crave it from time to time. I like their chicken salad and raspberry cheesecake cookies :^)

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

- Yoikes…. let them down easy but I wouldn’t let things be awkward/stop being friends with her.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

- Question 10?????

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

- I’m like TT, just like TT :’)

134. Can you count to one million?

- Yeah.. when I’m going down on you and counting how many licks it takes to get to your center haha ;) (1 million licks probably suggests I suck tho)

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

- “Yeah, I’m fine”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

- Closed. I want to be intimate w myself as much as possible.

137. How tall are you?

- 5′6″ :B

138. Curly or Straight hair?

- I love both tbh

139. Brunette or Blonde?

- I think I look better blonde than brunette but both are nice colours.

140. Summer or Winter?

- I’m a winter kind of person because of how cold and lonely it is, but summer is lovely when you want to take walks at night.

141. Night or Day?

- I’m a night person because of how quiet it is and you appreciate the silence you have with yourself or the life you have. I find it euphoric being out at night and being accompanied by the silence.

142. Favourite month?

- November because Thanksgiving :’)

143. Are you a vegetarian?

- Sorry I love meat too much.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

- Milk chocolate~

145. Tea or Coffee?

- I’m a tea person :^)

146. Was today a good day?

- Today was a good day! My Aunt just moved into her new house so my cousins and I came over to congratulate her and just ate together and spent time before I came home to take my two hour depression nap and now here I am! :’) Thanks for asking!

147. Mars or Snickers?

- … Neither???

148. What’s your favourite quote?

- “I feel like I’m always searching for someone, or something.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

- I do, but like why we do always portray them as evil? What if they’re nice like Casper and just want friends… But the supernatural is something I’m very interested in.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

- “.. with the consequence that some individuals will survive, but others will not.” That was from my psych book lmaoo

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Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? LeoWho threatens to leave but never actually does? GemmaWho actually keeps their word and leaves? Leo. Mostly to get fresh air, he comes back.Who trashes the house? I could see both of them.Do either of them get physical? NoHow often do they argue/disagree? All the actual time, especially during missions.Who is the first to apologise? Leo

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Not at this time.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? N/AWho is the favorite parent? GemmaWho is the authoritative parent? LeoWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Both probsWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? GEMMAWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both, Gemma does have a tendency to yell at the referees.  Leo tries to ‘stop her’.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both.Who changes the diapers? They take turnsWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Same as aboveWho spends the most time with the children? Gemma probsWho packs their lunch boxes? Leo, he doesn’t trust Gemma to not sneak in snacks. She put it in their coat pockets instead.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Leo can’t stop laughing, so GemmaWho cleans up after the kids? Both.Who worries the most? GemmaWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? LEO PROBS

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Both. Although Gemma is the sort to demand cuddles when Leo is working.Who is the little spoon? GemmaWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Leo most definitelyWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? I could see it being bothWho gives the most kisses? Gemma, usually surprising LeoWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Leo likes to surprise Gemma with dates, dragging her away from SHIELD to do literally anything else.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? In bed on lazy mornings.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? LEOHow often do they get time to themselves? Not very often because SHIELD

Sleeping:

Who snores? Leo when he’s sickIf both do, who snores the loudest? N/ADo they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy togetherWho talks in their sleep? BothAre either of your muses insomniacs? Both probsCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No, but Leo will make Gemma tea when she can’t sleep. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Depends.Who wakes up with bed hair? Gemma. Leo tries not to laugh, fails, Gemma hits him with a pillow. Repeat indefinitely.Who wakes up first? Leo, much to Gemma’s annoyance.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Gemma, Leo’s the worst cook but he does tryWho hogs the sheets? GEMMADo they set an alarm each night? NoCan a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? Both probsWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? GemmaWho makes the bed? Leo more often than notWhat time is bed time? lol never it depends Any routines/rituals before bed? Leo makes Gemma tea without failWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Surprisingly Gemma

Work:

Who is the busiest? They both have similair jobs, but Gemma probablyWho rakes in the highest income? SHIELD pays people? LeoAre any of your muses unemployed? NoWho takes the most sick days? Leo takes “sick days” when he doesn’t want to deal with SHIELD’s bullshit. She calls him out on it.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Leo definitelyWho sucks up to their boss? They’re more likely to yell at their bosses so...What are their jobs? Gemma: SHIELD agent/medic. Professional saver of Leo’s ass. Leo: reluctant SHIELD agent and professional source of most of Gemma’s stress. Who stresses the most? LeoDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Gemma enjoys what she does. Leo on the other hand....Are your muses financially stable? Yes.

Home:

Who does the washing? Both.Who takes out the trash? LeoWho does the ironing? BothWho does the cooking? GemmaWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? LEO DEFINITELYWho is messier? Gemma, but she still knows where everything is.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Neither of them?Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Neither of them??Who forgets to flush the toilet? NEither of them??????Who is the prankster around the house? GEMMA. But Leo is likely to get paybackWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Gemma, Leo makes a point to always know where the keys are.Who mows the lawn? BothWho answers the telephone? They stare at each other until someone caves and answers it. Usually Leo--to his annoyanceWho does the vacuuming? GemmaWho does the groceries? BothWho takes the longest to shower? GemmaWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Gemma 

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? NoHow many cars do they own? TwoDo they own their home or do they rent? They ownDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? N/ADo they live in the city or in the country? In the cityDo they enjoy their surroundings? For the most partWhat’s their song?What do they do when they’re away from each other? Leo does all the stupid shit. They both have jobs to keep them occupied most of the time.Where did they first meet? SHIELDHow did they first meet? Leo was trying to escape Gemma’s custody when he was injured. She was having NONE OF IT.Who spends the most money when out shopping? GemmaWho’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither????Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Leo, but Gemma probably trips him laterAny mental issues? OH BOY Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither?Who kills the spiders around the house? Both probsWho pays the bills? BothDo they have any fears for their future? Besides the fact that either of them could be killed? They both have concern for mutant registration and the like--Gemma worries for obvious reasons and Leo worries because dammit he care about Gemma and it worries herWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? LeoWho uses up all of the hot water? LeoWho’s the tallest? Leo-6′3″. Gemma-4′FREAKING11″. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Gemma--how else is she going to get hot water?Who wanders around in their underwear? Leo definitelyWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Gemma. What do they tease each other about? Literally everything. Decisions when on missions, bed hair, refusal to go to medical, EVERYTHINGWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Gemma probs, Leo’s fashion literally starts and ends at leather jackets and combat boots.Do they have mutual friends? People they work with at SHIELD who don’t annoy them.Who crushed first? Leo--but he won’t admit it.Any alcohol or substance related problems? NoWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? GemmaWho swears the most? LEO