#she is waiting to tell you a fun fact about tigers

[sillyfriendssharingablog]

Biblicaly accurate bby Az

the fact that I put her eyes as such an important element in my fic makes me think that this is the way she stares at hoes on a daily basis

[a-casual-kpopfan]

A Cup of Coffee. - Gaeul

A/N: I've been feeling pretty shitty the last couple weeks and I decided to write a little rough draft of a little something, something.

I hope you all enjoy this!

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*Ring*

“Welcome! Sit anywhere, I’ll be with you in a second!” A young woman, with gorgeous eyes. A smile that can brighten up anyone’s day. “Hey man, stop staring at the waitress, you’ll get us kicked out for harassment.” Your friend nudges you slightly to bring you back to reality. You shook your head to bring yourself back to reality.

“Sorry man, she’s just really pretty.” In an apologetic tone as you follow your friend over to a free table, there were menus on the table already. Without thinking both you and you friend pick up the menus immediately after seating yourselves down and looking through it. “You fellas see anything you like?” You put the menu down to see that same waitress that greeted the two of you when walking in.

“U-Uh… Hello.” Your mouth stayed opened; the waitress giggled. She put her little pencil behind her right ear then using that free hand to close your mouth for you. “Didn’t your mother tell you that it’s rude to stare?” You were quite flustered with the waitress’ bold approach while on the opposite side of the table, your friend is having trouble holding in his laughter.

“Gaeul, stop flirting with the customers!” Another waitress yells out from the back of the restaurant, coming out with a tray of various drinks for other customers. “Yah, I’m just having fun Yujin!”

“Sorry, hun, what would you like?” Gaeul, your waitress, leans down closer in front of you while pulling the pencil from behind her ear and bringing up a little notebook. “I’ll have caramel macchiato and maybe… What do you recommend with the drink?” Gaeul leans in closer next to your face, looking through the menu as well.

“This.”

Gaeul’s pencil is pointed to the words ‘Macaron variety set.’

“I’ll order this then.” Happy with your choice, you closed up the menu and handing over to Gaeul as she’s ready to take your friend’s order. “I’ll have an iced coffee and a slice of cheesecake.” A quick decision, Gaeul writes it up and takes the menu out of his hand. “Fantastic, I’ll be a few and will be back.” With a wink, Gaeul walks away happily, but you couldn’t take your eyes off her.

“Stop checking her out.” Your eyes stayed on the waitress, even hearing your friend, Gaeul spun her head around, now suddenly the world has slowed down. The world has slowed down for you, it’s almost comedic. Gaeul’s hair flows beautiful as she spins, her eyes sparkled like as if they’ve been polished every day and every night.

The world came back to normal speed, you made direct eye contact with the dear waitress. Caught red handed, staring at the employee of this café, the waitress that serves you and many others here. “Oh, shit.” You duck your head and look at your friend who’s sitting in front of you who’s laughing at your obvious blunder.

“Real slick there, tiger.” Your face started heating up, the embarrassment has definitely gotten to you. “Shut up, I just think she’s really pretty.”

You and your friend had just spent time talking about your lives, the two of you spent most of your time in college as roommates but after graduating, both of you made your separate ways to different companies, still keeping in touch with each other.

Although, there is one fact he does not know about you just yet.

“Sorry for the wait, here are your orders!” Gaeul pleasantly popping out of seemingly nowhere, holding a tray of everything that both you and your friend has ordered. “An iced coffee and a slice of cheesecake, I have added some strawberries to your cake.” Your friend was very pleased with the little gesture that Gaeul decided to do.

“Oh, thank you so much!” Shooting a smile back, Gaeul nods her head in response. “It’s not a problem, it’s my fault for making you two wait so long.” Such great attitude, a bright personality, and very beautiful. “And here you are honey, your macchiato and your macaron assortment.” And there laying in front of you is an amazing looking cup of coffee and ten beautifully coloured macarons.

The froth on top of the coffee is even shaped as a heart in the drink.

“Is there anything else I can get for you boys?” With nothing left in her tray, Gaeul holds it up against her stomach while looking at the two of you.

“Perhaps your phone number?” Your friend did not hesitate to ask, just like how he was years ago in college. Asking for phone numbers, going on dates, coming back to your dorm telling you stories of his experiences that same night. “I’m sorry, I do have a boyfriend.” Gaeul awkwardly smiles and bowing slightly to keep it respectful.

“Ah, I’m sorry I asked.” Your friend apologizes back, at least he was respectful of the waitress’ reply. “If that’s everything you need, I will leave you two be.” You just smiled without saying a word, but once Gaeul was out of earshot, you chuckle.

“Haven’t seen you get rejected in awhile.” Chuckling as you pick up what seems to be a chocolate flavoured macaron. “Yeah, well… I bet I’m better looking than whoever she’s dating, she’s missing out on something good.” Taking a bite of the sweet dessert, you tried to hide your smile as you chew. “Whatever, her loss.” Cutting a piece of the cake on his plate, following a very angry bite.

“Well, I’m sure she has good taste in men.” You try to reason out.

“I’m sure she does.” Gaeul, the waitress comes back to your table but instead of her brown apron but wearing YOUR white hoodie and a black backpack. Gaeul’s hand runs down your shoulder but is looking at your friend. “Hello, I’m Gaeul, his girlfriend.” Your friend, absolutely flabbergasted, jaw open and continues staring at the now, off the clock waitress, trying to process this shocking new detail about you.

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After revealing to your friend that you’re actually dating the very attractive waitress, he was quite shocked, but the conversation did go relatively well. Now you’re on a little stroll through the park in the beautiful fall weather with you’re loving girlfriend wrapped around your arm, holding your hand.

“You couldn’t have told him before?” Gaeul asking why looking up to the trees, barren, leafless, just all wooden branches. “I thought it would be fun to introduce my girlfriend to my best friend in the place where I first met her.” Smiling as you walk down the pathway, reminiscing about the time you first saw at the time, waitress-in-training in that café.

“Yeah, I remember Yujin unnie would warn me about ‘some weirdo’ coming everyday just for a simple cup of coffee, sitting there for hours on end.” Gaeul giggling, remembering that first time you spoke to her without asking for a coffee. “It’s not my fault your unnie hired such a beautiful woman.” Gripping your hand tighter around hers.

“Yeah, this weirdo asking me out and the only thing he can muster up is asking me out to the coffee shop I work in.” Each step you take down the path you can hear the crunching on little red, yellow and orange leaves on the ground. “Hey, look who’s dating the weirdo now.” Gaeul just smiles, letting go of your arm, running ahead to a few trees in the park that still has leaves on it.

A strong gust of grows through the trees, blowing all the remaining leaves off the branches, gently falling towards Gaeul, who now spins around in the small shower of leaves. Gaeul’s long black jacket picks up slightly with the speed of the spin, her arms up in the air, enjoying the moment. It’s just like the way you saw Gaeul spin around in the café.

Gaeul’s hair out in the wind, her eyes sparkle every time you see them pass by.

Your girlfriend ends her little spin, swaying slightly while looking through the leaves to you.

“Jagiya! What are you smiling about?”

Your smile grows ever bigger. You begin walking closer to her, then jogging, then once the speed has built up, you ran at Gaeul, her arms are wide up for you to pick her up and twirl her around. “Yah! Jagiya! What’s gotten into you?” In sheer bliss, Gaeul’s voice is followed by laughter, pure happiness to be in your arms. You stopped spinning, putting her down back on her feet.

“You just make me happy.” You couldn’t hold it in, your cheeks would begin to feel sore from how much smiling you got going on.

To think you met the love of your life from just a cup of coffee.

[punpunsonny]

STALK

(WRITTEN BY A MINOR, IF NOT COMFORTABLE, DO NOT READ)

“A Tiger stalks its prey.”

That's what you thought when Aeolus came around, he lingered around you like a vulture, as if you were a freshly deceased animal, circling you, ready to pounce.

He kept a close eye on you, you felt it even though he wasn't there, you felt his eyes follow you; you don't even feel safe in that damned place..

A place that was supposed to be for peace, for worship, for love. But all it is to you is terror, he sat close to you during sermons, you felt his eyes bore into you, you always left to sit in another place, yet he followed.

You hated the fact you could never call him out, how could you? Aeolus? The sweet man that carried everyone's burdens? The man who acts as a father figure to many? HE'S stalking YOU? You're ridiculous.

You spent many hours uncomfortable, how can you call out his behavior? Were you delusional? No, of course not.. Are you?

You don't even trust yourself.

You loved your God, the room around you spoke for you, how could you attend when he's there? He's always there, always waiting, always watching, always present. Even in your dreams he was a lingering figure in the back of your mind.

In these times, your aunt comforts you, making you laugh, joking to you to make you brighten up, “you should smile more, dear.” She always said,

“Hello.” A voice broke your train of thoughts.

You looked up at the figure, he wore white.

“Ye-” your face dropped.

His smile, that damned smile haunts you. His eyes stared at you, unmoving, like a porcelain doll. In a way he was one, innocent yet terrifying.

“You looked troubled.” He said, his gentle voice soothing you, you hated that, it irritates you. “You weren't paying attention to the pastor earlier.. is there something wrong?” He smiled, you want to tell him to stop smiling, stop talking to you.

“No..” you replied.

“Hm.. you're tense.” He said.

“Do I scare you?” He chuckled.

“No- of course not.” You mumbled.

“I know you've noticed.” He said, cutting you off.

“What?” You said.

“I know.” His face was serious, he tilted his head.

Shit, what the hell was he talking about- did he know?

He smiled “Oh, spooked you.” He giggled.

“Just fun jokes, you should smile more. “ he said.

“Didn't aunt Gina tell you that?” He said as he walked away patting your shoulder.

You've never mentioned your aunt to anyone.

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[hunterbunter3000]

Idk if it’s been brought up yet, but I was getting ready for bed and putting my bonnet on and it dawned on me: what would the boys think when they see Sweetheart in a bonnet!?!? And you know she has like 20 different ones lmao. Soap/König would totally help her wrap her hair teehee 🤭

IM ANSWERING THIS AS QUICK AS I CAN 🏃‍♀️💨💨💨(and the fact that you thought of Sweetheart while getting ready for bed honestly makes me want to cry fr fr)

BUT YEW ARE CORRECT ABOUT SWEETS HAVING 20 BONNETS

She would call Soap in her room to help her wrap her hair and omg he would be in heaven. Her hair is so soft and smells so GOOD UGH

She would hand him the Bobby pins and tell him where to put them

Sweetheart: And put this one-- here

Sweetheart: OW-- I SAID HERE NOT MY EYEBROW

Soap: QUIT MOVIN' THEN

Then she would kick him out before putting on the bonnet cause she wanted to see how he would react to it (since he's never seen her wear one- none of them have actually 🤔🤔 she's an early riser, so when everyone gets up in the morning her hair is already done LOL)

I feel like she would have more than 20-- like about 40 but the other 20 is at her house 💀💀 OMG she came out her dorm in a bonnet they went CRAZYYYY

they would love it so much cause if feels so domesticated to them-- like their actually getting ready for bed with the girl of their dreams Sweetheart

And Soap would just have stars in his eyes, feeling the bonnet between his fingers

Soap, gasping: BITCH is this SATIN??

Sweetheart, being a smug Lil shit: BITCH YES IT IISSSS

Gaz would be reminiscing about wearing one when he was younger

Gaz: My mum used to have me wear one when I was a kid

Sweetheart, smiling: Really?!? Oh that's so cute!

Gaz, flustered: ehheheh, yeah. When I used to have hair, she put one on me so it could be perfect for picture days.

And Sweetheart started laughing cause that's ADORABLE

And then she leaves to go to her room and comes back with like-- ten different colored bonnets 💀

Sweetheart, with a devilish smile: Everyone put one on right now. I need to make fun of you real quick

Alex: MEAN

They all put one on except for Ghost (for now) Soap had a blue one cause SCOTLAND FOREVEEEERRRRRRR (he screamed that for 12 minutes.) Gaz got a red one, Price got a gold one cause he's a PIMP, Alex got a light purple one, Horangi had a yellow one with tiger stripes, König got a green one and Roach got an orange one.

Now it was just Ghost--

Sweetheart: Wear it.

Ghost: No.

Sweetheart: JUST FOR A BIT PLEASE

Ghost: NO-- WHY THE FUCK DO I GET THAT COLOR

Sweetheart: BECAUSE JUST-- FUCKIN PUT IT ON

Ghost: STOP IT

She fights him for a bit until she got it on him.

It was silent for so damn long.

Sweetheart started to snort, and then it was just LOUD LAUGHTER

Ghost: I'M TAKING THIS OFF

Sweetheart, crying: NO WAIT LEMME TAKE A PICTURE

The picture:

(I sketched this so damn quick bro)

LMAOOO I CANT WTF DID I JUST CREATE

Everyone started laughing harder and Ghost threw the bonnet on the floor and stomped to his room

Sweetheart: EY DONT THROW MY SHIT THAT COSTED ME TWENTY DOLLARS

Alex: TWENTY DOLLARS??? This economy is in shambles

Sweetheart: Okay now give them back

Sweetheart: 'cept you Gaz, you can keep yours

Gaz: 0:)

[everlasting-rainfall]

Hear me out

Animal shifter au but in a jurassic park setting with the beast pirates

Okay so I’m gonna admit that I have actually never seen the Jurassic Park movies like I think I tried once when I was a kid but I was way too scared of them to ever keep watching it and I’ve just never gone back

But I do know the basic premise like nature park tries to revive dinosaurs and things go horribly wrong, yeah?

Also fun fact! In some scenarios, animal shifters were supposed to be the dominant species of earth but they kind of went into hiding and became a lost myth after humans came around and started doing some crazy shit

Typically animal shifters are just waiting for the exact right moment to strike back against the humans and take the earth back as lord knows that they’ll treat it better…

Anywho let’s get into it! Also my sincerest of apologies if this isn’t as good as you hope it would be!

!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!

!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!

Stalking, Kidnapping, Forced (?) Pregnancy, Stockholm Syndrome, Unsafe Work Environments, Apocalyptic Scenario, Implied Murder, Violence

!-POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNINGS-!

!-MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL-!

So imagine the visual that you’re some kind of person who has managed to land a job at one of the most dangerous but exciting sort of zoos in the world as they’ve managed to bring back the dinosaurs

The job listing states that they need someone to clean things and maybe occasionally play a role in the totally safe dinosaur shows that they put on for entertainment and also occasionally for educating people as well

You were probably reluctant but hey, you need the money and this job pays some good money so what’s the harm in just taking the job for the summer is what you tried to tell yourself at least

First few days go well as you’re mostly just cleaning up around some specific animal areas, you learn some pretty cool stuff about the dinosaurs and even find out that they have some things that were thought to be myths like a giant blue dragon

You even start to like the look of some of the dinosaurs too even if a lot of them just look generally pissed off a lot of the time like you didn’t know it was possible for a triceratops to look both somehow absolutely wasted and angry at his surroundings at the same time

Eventually though after your first week, you’re asked to do an animal show with some of the dinosaurs and this can only go so well is what you think to yourself especially as you’re dressed up in a cave woman’s costume for the show

Basically the dinosaur will be let into the area and it’s your job to get it to move about to do different things for the commentator to tell the audience about like you don’t even realize that you’re being stalked at one point and the commentator is like “Oh! And the great Sabertooth Cat is also an excellent hunter!”

You were told later that the commentator was trying to warn you without scaring any of the guests and causing a commotion…

The shows always got your heart pumping on max speed as these creatures were terrifying like the dinosaur known as Ulti once tried to crack your skull open when she thought that you were getting too close to her brother for her liking

It was just for the summer though and the park would pay you generous bonuses for anytime that you did one of these shows and got hurt, probably to prevent a lawsuit but regardless…

As time progressed though, you found that the animal shows were becoming easier like Who’s Who the Sabertooth Tiger wouldn’t even try to hunt you during shows with you anymore and King was even pretty chill with you as well like he wouldn’t even bat an eye when you stretched out one of his wings to show the audience just how big his wingspan was

You had even done a show with Kaido the Blue Dragon that they had and although you were writing down your will on some stationary in the dressing room before you were set to head out and you headed out into the area and let the commentator introduce you as the brave cavewoman who knew all about dinosaurs

Part of you was just waiting for Kaido to be released into the area so you could be ripped to shreds already as you had heard horror stories about how dangerous that thing was but when the commentator introduced your guest for the day and released the blue dragon

Oddly enough, he didn’t kill you right away like he stared at you for a good while but he didn’t try to burn you alive with his fire breath or even snap his jaws shut on you like the worst thing that he did was growl at you

The commentator instructed you on what to do like “For most people, dragons are simply a legend but they were oh so very real! They even had bigger teeth than any known dinosaur species! How about you show the audience those teeth, brave cavewoman?” and you would have to lift one of his lips in order to show the audience

Your fear was probably obvious to Kaido as you did your thing as he simply just rested his head on the ground to convey that he was bored, it was weirdly like he was trying to reassure you that he wouldn’t kill you almost

Eventually the show ended and you were able to head back into the dressing room and get changed, you took a long deep breath and just laid on the floor for a while to let the adrenaline wear off. Some of your co-workers probably thought that you were dead in all honesty

Luckily as the months pass by, the dinosaurs and even the dragon get closer with you causing the animal shows to go as smooth as they possibly can like the Mammoth known as Jack straight up lifts you up with his trunk at one point during a show and lets you slide down it onto his back. It was like something straight out of a movie but the audience loved it

As for your job where you clean things? That’s the least stressful part of your job and honestly what you far more prefer to be doing as it just entails going around the park and emptying trash cans along with picking up any litter that you might find

Occasionally acting as a guide as well for lost park goers, this part of your job takes you all around the park to almost all of the enclosures. Some of the dinosaurs don’t pay you any mind while the ones that you’ve done shows with typically come up the viewing windows and follow alongside you until you’re out of sight almost like they’re trying to greet you

The only downsides to this part of the job is that when the bathrooms are filthy then it’s your job to clean it up and the occasional rude customer whose complaining for no good reason but that isn’t too bad as you typically wind up never seeing those guests again if it happened outside one of the enclosures oddly enough

It’s towards the end of the summer that something incredibly weird happens though as you are being brought in to do another show as the brave cavewoman but they want you to work with a dinosaur that you’ve had no prior experience with. Can’t be too bad, right? Especially as they say they’ll even let you bring Sasaki in to feel safer as it’s another triceratops!

This dinosaur acts far more like how you would expect a typical dinosaur to act, it’s much more aggressive with you and you find yourself having to dive out of the way more than once to avoid being speared on its horns as the commentator tries to act natural

Sasaki is somewhat being helpful as he is jerking his head at it like he’s trying to command it to calm down but it’s after one of its horns catches you and injuries you, Sasaki is pissed and a fight breaks out between the two triceratops

Chaos ensues and you find yourself in the middle of a dinosaur fight as Sasaki tries to protect you and this other triceratops is just hellbent on hurting you. The guards can’t rush in as that would cause serious panic and that’s the last thing they need but the commentator is clearly worried about your safety

After what feels like hours, you’re saved from the terrifying show and both triceratops are contained to safely be put back in an enclosure. You get your injury all patched up and the park runners agree to take you off dinosaur shows completely but that wasn’t what was weird

What was weird is that the triceratops who hurt you proceeded to completely disappear from it’s enclosure in the middle of the night… It was there before everyone went home and now it was all gone…

The park of course tried looking for it but they could never find it and there were absolutely no signs of escape or footage of any escape on any of the security cameras… It simply vanished without a trace…

Your last bit of time spent at the park was as a cleaner but after the experience at your last dinosaur show, the dinosaurs and dragon that you typically worked with seemed more protective of you now like if you were cleaning around Who’s Who’s enclosure then he would simply chill out where he could see you and if anyone blocked his vision then he would get up to move then chill out again

Ulti even head butted the protective glass once when she saw someone run into you and nearly knock you over, she looked absolutely pissed too like if you could understand what she was saying then you were pretty sure that she would have been cussing out the park goer

However as nice as this job was, everything has to come to an end eventually as your last day working at the park soon arrived and you were given your last bit of pay before you started working for the day

You said goodbye to all of your co-workers as you passed them by but you also went around and said goodbye to all of the dinosaurs as you felt it was polite, a lot of them almost looked shocked and disappointed that you were leaving with King himself even looking incredibly disappointed and almost angry to hear that

Once your shift had ended, your boss had asked you if you could stay just a little bit longer as someone had made an absolute mess of one area of the park and he would gladly pay you extra if you stayed to clean it up

You said yes before seeing it and instantly regretted it as you were there for the rest of the day just sweeping up trash and cleaning all sorts of things that had been spilled

By the time that you were finally done, it was closing time and all of your co-workers went home so you started to head to tell your boss that it was safe to lock up for the night now as you were finished and heading home

He nodded his head saying that he had some things to take care of so he would still be here for a bit and you started leaving, you were honestly going to miss working here but it wasn’t so bad as now you wouldn’t have to worry about heading home

Just as the exit was coming into view though, you saw something out of the corner of your eye and looked over to find that there was a person in the park. Assuming it was an intruder, you tried to scare them off which proved to be a horrible decision

As soon as you had spoke, they looked at you and rushed you. The next thing that you knew, you were unconscious. You expected to wake up somewhere horrible and indeed you did as you woke up inside of what was clearly one of the dinosaurs enclosures

Your heart sank…

You tried to stand up and hoped to find a way out before whoever was in this enclosure found you and decided you were desert, your legs were wobbly with fear but you did your best to walk slowly and hopefully not draw any attention to yourself

You soon found the edge of the exhibit and followed it until you found a door that you could hopefully escape through but before you could even find out if it was locked or not, spider silk suddenly stuck onto you and you found yourself being dragged off into the darkness

It occurred to you that you were in Black Maria’s enclosure who was a prehistoric spider and you knew that death was likely coming soon as you felt yourself be dragged deeper and deeper into the enclosure by the spider silk until you started being lifted

Here it comes is what you though and you felt your body being wrapped up in spider silk except for your head, you were dangled from a tree branch and expected to feel teeth on your head only for nothing to happen other than a chuckle and a command for you to open your eyes

You briefly cracked them open and found yourself face to face with a giant blonde lady whose lower half was a spider… She smiled at you when she saw you and commented on finally being able to see those eyes that she loved so much at night too

Part of you tried to sputter out a question only for your mouth to get covered in webs, she told you to save your questions for when the others got here and they would surely be here soon now that all the humans were gone

Eventually one by one, they all appeared in the enclosure with some of them being normal human size while others were much bigger. They stared at you like you were a piece of meat hanging inside of the window of a butcher shop and you couldn’t stop the fear that came from it

When the woman removed the webbing from your mouth and the man with the horns told you to ask any questions that you have. The first thing out of your mouth was “Who are you?!”

You would have followed it up with an “And what do you want from me?!” but they spoke as soon as you were finished, some of them looked almost offended that you didn’t recognize them and asked if you truly didn’t

You confirmed that they didn’t so they introduced themselves, they told you that they were the dinosaurs that you had been working with for so long while at the park… And when you tried to point out that they couldn’t be that, they suddenly all transformed right before your eyes…

The shock was so immense that sticking a fork in an electrical socket couldn’t compare, you were told what animal shifters were and told that there were animal shifters wandering around even today. It wasn’t just them and a lot of animal shifters typically seek out a human to entertain themselves with

And what do you know? You were perfect and they weren’t going to let you go…

“…Please don’t hurt me…”

“Don’t worry about that… Hurt is the last thing that you’ll feel with us if you’re good…”

And that’s how a new life begins for you as you wind up wrapped completely in spider silk during the day and hung from one of the trees upsidown almost like you’re in a cocoon but come nighttime…

Black Maria takes you down as soon as all of the humans leave the park and the fun begins as the dinosaurs that you once did shows with made you into the main attraction as they would typically fuck you senseless while the others watched

You never quite became an animal shifter like them but after so many days and nights of the same thing, you oddly began to get used to it as the dinosaurs would use your body and entertain themselves with you just about every night after fulfilling your needs

It was starting to become weirdly enjoyable and you looked forward to seeing which dinosaur would be taking you next… It didn’t even occur to you that this could be Stockholm syndrome…

And when the day came that the dinosaurs told you that you wouldn’t have to be in your web cocoon soon anymore as the animal shifters were soon going to take back the world from the humans, you didn’t care

Not in the slightest bit

Not even when they left you hanging in the web cocoon for safe keeping with a promise to come back as you knew that they would…

The humans didn’t stand a single chance after all and soon the world would once again belong to the animal shifters just like they had told you it used to…

So you remained hanging in your web cocoon from one of Black Maria’s trees in her enclosure… Calm, relaxed, and with all of your needs met…

What could possibly make this better? Oh you knew cause what made this all the more better was your stomach

A stomach full of dinosaur eggs…

[roses-of-the-romanovs]

What’s your absolute FAVORITE tiny/little known fun fact about one of the daughters? Mine is that Anastasia saw Rasputin in her dreams because I also see him in mine!

Hi! I can't tell if it's creepy or cool that you see Rasputin in your dreams! I love that Anastasia tried jumping up and down on one foot in order to grow taller. I love all stories about little Nastasia 😊

I have just finished a lesson with Olga Nicolaievna; by myself again, I am expecting her sister Tatiana. The door opens and instead I see a very small girl coming towards me. She is carrying under her arm a big picture-book, which she ceremoniously put down on the table in front of me; then she gives me her hand and says in Russian: "I would like to learn French too." And without waiting for my answer, she climbs on to a chair, kneels on it, opens her book, and asks me, putting her tiny forefinger on a huge elephant: "What's this called in French?" Then I am confronted with a whole succession of lions, tigers, and well, almost all the creatures in the Ark. I join her in the game, very pleased with her great seriousness about this first lesson. Then the door opens again, and this time Tatiana comes in. The little girl, whose finger has just lighted on the boaconstrictor, claps the picture-book shut and jumps up. She holds out her hand to me once more, and in a very low voice says: "I'll come again tomorrow." Then she runs out of the room, clasping the book to her chest.

This was how I first made the acquaintance of Anastasia Nicolaievna, who was then four and a half. I need hardly say that no lesson took place on the next day. —Gilliard

I had got from England a preparation for the children’s hair, and was rubbing it into little Anastasie’s head one evening. She objected, and I said, “It will make your hair grow nicely, darling,” so she submitted. Next evening I went to get the kappuka from the cupboard, and mademoiselle ran off into the next room. She returned dragging by its leg an awful dolly, a regular fetish, minus a wig, one eye, and an arm. She gravely took a little piece of sponge and began to rub the kappuka into the creature’s head. I remonstrated, telling her I had to send to England for the stuff and did not want it wasted. She looked at me most reproachfully, and said, “My poor Vera! she has got no curls; this will make her hair grow.” Of course, she got her way. —Eagar

[shiningdesignersreflections]

Yuntan: Fleeting Dream

Designer's Reflection: Fleeting Dream

Obtained: Blessed Blossoms hell event

Rarity: UR

Attribute: Green/Fresh

Awakened Suit: Fleeting Bloom

Story - transcripts from Designer's Reflection

Chapter 1 - Lonely Spring

Chapter 2 - Cloudy Moment

Chapter 3 - Pity for Flowers

Chapter 4 -Betraying Promise

Chapter 5 - Fulfilling Promise

Story - summarized

A young bud emerges in the valley. It looks unremarkable at first, but it knows it will grow and bloom into a beautiful flower!

But it only blooms on New Year's Eve.

While other plants end up in poems or hairpieces, the young flower ends up ignored and forgotten. It becomes lonely, wanting even one person to admire its beauty.

On a rainy New Year's Eve, a tiger appears. Instead of destroying the flower, it shields it from the rain. The two of them talk for a while, and the tiger promises to return the next New Year to watch the flower bloom.

The flower is so excited! Finally, someone will notice it. It gets ready all year, soaking up dew, storing nutrients, swaying in sunlight. And then it's New Year's Eve! ...But the tiger doesn't show up.

Years pass, and the tiger never shows up. It forgot its promise to meet again. Just as the flower was about to give up hope, it sees a humanoid figure through the mist, but with tiger ears and a tail. It's the tiger!

The flower is sick of waiting, so it tried reaching out to stop the tiger - the flower becomes human. With a form easy to move around in, the flower is no longer confined to the valley. It can search out the tiger on its own.

Connections

-Yuntan and Marina both get their first glimpse of Miraland on nights when they light fireworks. For Yuntan, it's for New Year's, and for Marina, in her memories for Exploding Fireworks, it's during the festival at Zither River.

-Yuntan was most likely able to transform into a human because she cultivated herself and her energy over years. You, Nikki, and Chi Xiaoyu learn about cultivating powers in the hell event Grand Obsession: the more energy you cultivate, the stronger your powers.

Fun Facts

-Yuntan as a flower only shows character art when the story takes place on New Year's Eve. All other times, it's just dialogue.

-Sometimes when a plant is sick, you can only tell by looking at their roots or stem for signs of rot.

-There's a Chinese word for "display of fireworks," and two of the characters translate to "fire" and "flower," like how Yuntan describes the fireworks from Yue City.

-I asked a friend of mine in the CN/TW server, and they said Yuntan's name directly translates to "dense clouds."

[fandom-trash-xl]

Hey, it's still Halloween for a few more hours, headcanon time!

As far as I know, last time I did Halloween headcanons was back in 2017! Yoiks! Anyway, I wanted to build on some old stuff, especially with more recent writing of Kuriza as part of DBS-Gen Gang.

Of course, returning from an old headcanon is that Pan and Bulla's costumes as kids are a little tiger onesie and a fairy princess dress respectively.

When Frieza, sighing in surrender, finally allows Kuriza to stay for a night of Trick or Treating with the girls... well, there aren't many ideas that incorporate his form very well, so he adds a few accessories- fake horns (since he doesn't have them), wings, plasticky claws- and goes as a dragon! The houses they visit think his costume is very detailed and very impressive... even though most of it is just his own body as it is.

"Oh, how sweet, you must have worked so hard on that tail of yours. And, it moves on its own, wow!" "Thanks, I was born with it." "Oh, you kids say the darndest things..."

Kuriza, prior to his first Halloween, had never had much in terms of Earth candy, so a lot of new experiences... and unfortunately, how they find out he has a nut allergy. He's fine afterward, but Frieza's nerves skyrocket and it takes a lot of begging and pleading for him to allow to come along next year.

As the gang gets older, the costumes change. Kuriza's dragon gets more intricate; Pan switches to more gritty animal costumes, like werewolves and wolverines, switching to animal ears and tails rather than onesies; Bulla goes through her "glistening vampires" phase.

Of course, the teens are kind of a bit old for trick or treating, and the houses would be able to tell at their heights, so costumes are really more of something fun for the occasion- but Kuriza... Pan and Bulla notice how he's still rather short for his age and can probably pass for younger. So they use him as the designated candy collector on their behalf... though he grumbles about the fact that he's being used.

K: Are you sure, this is going to work? P: (standing behind a few feet inconspicuously) Yeah, yeah, of course, I saw it in a movie once, you got this! K: (at the door, sighing) Can I please get an extra piece for my sister, she couldn't come because she's... (sounding confused about what he's even saying, but rolling with it) sitting in a pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin??

The plan works out and they end up getting a good haul... then it's time for Kuriza and Frieza to go back to the ship and Kuriza conveniently "forgets" to give them their share. He's a bit petty... he's his father's son after all.

[fair-night-starry-tears]

Marron bullshit to put on @writing-heiress twst avatar au part 1

Bringing up the fact I made Jasir unique be the literal avatar. This man would be from the calmest reasonable prince Freya can respect to get influenced by her and Minako for a few moments of life to get involved in danger to not give a shit and be ready to spout out roasts out of no hesitation.

Probably also get his ass beaten for not telling Freya he learned to bend gold (I call this the gold bending/ he can find gold nuggets in lakes and caves and bend them into pure gold coins for currency), probably also knows bloodbending, somehow knows to glass bend for a split moment, and might’ve studied more medicine then his family to fucking mess with them.

But the Minako influence being rubbed off him thing? Yeah. YEAH HE WILL BE DEBATING TO TELL HIS FAMILY HE ACTUALLY HAS MASTERED FOUR ELEMENTS AND KNOWING HE COULD’VE RULED THE EARTH KINGDOM HE JUST CHOOSES TO WAIT FOR THE BEST OPPORTUNITY BUT REALLY LOVES TO SHIT TALK ABOUT HIS OWN FAMILY WITH NO HESITATION

Jasir, very done after being dragged everywhere: man I want to tell my shitty family bend every element just to fuck with them.

Freya: exCUSE ME WHAT-

Jasir: but I really…… really want to tell my brother I hooked up with his ex two weeks ago. She said i was the better twin.

Minako: *wheeze*

Jasir: I learnt to bend Gold by accident but I find it useful because if they disown me. I would be rich to steal gold from mines or lakes and no one will give a shit about it-

Yuu: WAIT YOU CAN WHAT-

Jasir: I am going to ruin my family some day…..

Srs he is ready to bend everything and probably destroy his own home and get away with it while also taking the family tiger too. Liliana is just suffocating Minako with her giant height and fur. She just a hint tiger who probably almost killed the twins few too many times and they accept that would be their way to go.

@adrianasunderworld @mangacupcake @writing-heiress @the-weirdos-mind @skboba-stars @nproduction626 @rose-tea-and-strawberries @anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @achy-boo @abyssthing198 @zexal-club @liviavanrouge

Jasir after Mina dared him to burn his house three times and this was his wanted poster which he refused to let it be changed:

Update to my tag: it’s actually 1 am now.

Ps: no I won’t fucking sleep I live for chaos

Me when my brain thinks of the stupidest idea yet so genius to me:

Funny thing is I’m fucking listening to “fun facts with Wan” on TikTok and next shit happen for me to think Jasir can actually see the avatar spirits and never fucking said a word of it and just waited on a very serious moment to just say “oh yeah. I see the avatar spirits. Yeah. Yeah for my entire fucking life.”

Freya: ….. ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

Jasir: im surprise as you, I ain’t the avatar but here I am bending four elements with no relations to any avatar or nomads in that order. My best friend who I confide secret is a tiger, my family dote on a boy who blood bends his way around anything, and I fucking can gold bend. My life should’ve been normal. I would’ve been fine if I was just an earth bender but granted someone said “hey let’s fuck up this kid” look where I stand! I stand on a wire!

I should be asleep but my brain just refuses so if anyone wanna talk about crazier ideas for au’s or somewhat. I’ll be open until my brain thinks about more info or how unhinged the avatars would be to guide Freya or encourage her to go apeshit on someone.

And maybe I’ll draw her about to bend someone existence out again, making it the third time I’ll draw her. Maybe. Unless I debate on drawing her smacking the shit outta Jasir for holding the boiling tea then so be it. Someone will be smacked on sight.

This post got too long then I expected but I can just say this.

I have no control, I am just the embodiment of chaos and I want to eat soup so late.

[wreywrites]

Tiger Shark

Part 4: The Anchor

Chapter 23

If last year’s Hunger Games was the longest, this year’s must set some sort of record for the shortest. Within two days nine are dead, and on the fourth day Johanna Mason emerges from her hiding place in the trees and begins hunting down the rest. No one predicted that move. She scored a three, and everyone wrote her off. I even heard a rumor that she cried all through her time in the Training Center. Then the next thing we knew she killed the last six tributes, who made a desperate alliance against her, in two minutes. She was in the arena for five and a half days.

Sitting in the Victor Center, we are all shocked. That’s it, that’s the end. In a few days we’ll all go home and not see each other again until next year, except for the ones who get invited to the Victory Tour party. Johanna’s not even in bad shape. She didn’t have time to start to starve, and nobody messed with her before she went on her killing spree, so she’s not really injured. This is crazy. Why couldn’t I have done that? Oh wait, I did not and never have looked helpless. I couldn’t have sold it. I had to win on confidence.

Next to me, Augustus mutters, “Wish I’d won that fast.”

“I wish you’d won that fast too,” Gloss whispers from behind us. “I was running out of sponsors.”

“I wonder if she had any sponsors.”

“No one I talked to was even considering her. You?”

Augustus shakes his head, glances to his other side. “Megary?”

“Nope. I’ll ask Carver though. He’ll know.”

Carver won the year after Finnick, using the exact opposite strategy as Johanna. Everyone knew he was the one to beat from the start, and no one could do it. He killed over half of the other tributes. I’m not scared of many of the other victors, but I am scared of him. He’s one who Beck says entered the arena the same person as he came out, which is concerning. No one should be able to kill that easily and feel no differently about it.

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The next night, we all dress up and go to the highlight show. I, along with the rest of the victors, am seated exactly where I looked last year when I didn’t want to look at the screen. I wonder if Johanna will do the same thing, or if she’s cold-blooded enough to watch her own victory.

I don’t find out, because when the cannon booms and the Hunger Games start, I drift back into my own terrible memories of those first ten minutes in the arena. I come around a long time later, Finnick silently holding my hand on one side. On the other, Porter Millicent Tripp is pointedly looking straight ahead, bringing no attention to me. The solidarity among victors never ceases to amaze me.

It is only another fifteen or so minutes before the highlight reel is over. The final shot is Johanna raising her axe to the sky in triumph as she falls to her knees. I may be biased, but I think mine looked better.

Then President Snow gives her a golden crown and presents her to the audience, and I am officially no longer the current victor. It is a surprising weight off my shoulders. In fact, I am almost happy when we arrive at President Snow’s mansion.

This party is almost fun, even in my instability. The focus is not on me, so it’s not likely anyone will notice if my mind decides to take a long walk down traumatizing memory lane. I still have a fair amount of well-wishers, fans who are glad that I’ve made a full recovery from my illness but were disappointed that I had to cancel my Victory Tour. I thank them all, then eat two enormous slices of prime rib and drink several glasses of champagne. Finnick raises an eyebrow but says nothing.

I dance with anyone who asks. Dad’s been giving me lessons again, so I am much more confident this year. Augustus has me for two songs in a row. We talk and laugh and I am already looking forward to seeing him again next year. When I tell him that at the end of the second song, he laughs and says, quietly, “That’s how they get you,” then passes me off to Finnick, who trades him Megary.

“I see you found some friends,” Finnick spins me around.

“I didn’t believe Beck when he told me it got easier, but I’m kind of attached to them.”

Finnick smiles. “I like those two. Megary may act tough, but she’s a softy. And Augustus is… well, he’s never had to lie about himself.”

“Are they…” I’m not sure how to phrase this nicely. We are, after all, in polite company. I can’t exactly use the word I would if I was talking to my fishing crew. “A thing?”

“Not according to anyone who would know.”

“What does that mean?”

He answers very quietly. “They both get the same deal I do. Same deal Cashmere and Gloss get. Same deal Johanna’s going to get. And they’re from different districts, so we can’t have that.”

I’m reminded of Megary’s words. “Why haven’t I had to…?”

“Same reason you’re not a mentor. You’re too risky. Imagine spending an obscene amount of money for the promise of a night with Megary, and then she spends it curled up in a ball, hearing voices. You’re not going to recommend the investment.”

“Oh. I didn’t know they knew.”

“Of course they know. Your stint in the med center here convinced them that they don’t want to risk it. At least not right now. And by the time you get better, since it’s been this long already, you might be old news and not worth the risk even if it’s much less of one.”

“Oh.”

We finish the song in silence, and I am rescued from my thoughts by Cassia Vickers, who appears next to us and begs Finnick for a dance.

“Only if you promise we can have a piece of cake after,” he smiles.

Cassia nods, and Finnick picks her up for a waltz.

I make my way toward the rim of couches, but I am intercepted by Gloss, who spins me across the dance floor.

“I’m glad you’re feeling better. Too bad you had to cancel the tour.”

“Yeah, you seem really beat up about it.”

He smiles. “Robbed of the annual party none of us ever look forward to? I’m still trying to emotionally recover.”

“Sure you are.”

“Well if you really feel guilty about it, I’m free after the party.”

“Sadly, we’re leaving tonight. Maybe next year.”

“Drew the short straw, huh?”

“Something like that. I think Finnick ran out of dates.”

Gloss laughs. “Glad to see you’re keeping him out of trouble. He needed a friend. Or, whatever you’re calling it.”

I give him a look.

“You don’t have to be a genius to notice what your fellow victors are up to. You just have to be careful when it all plays out.”

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As the party winds down, I bid Augustus and Megary goodnight and goodbye until next year. Finnick and I take a car to the train station, where Mags, Beck, Cellin, and Manta are already getting on the train. We follow them into the main car. Cellin and Manta each take a whole bottle of alcohol and stagger into the next car. Finnick slumps over the dining table and is asleep before the train starts moving. Mags, Beck, and I pick over the food before moving to the couches.

Mags asks how the party was.

“Good enough. More fun when it’s not all about me.”

Beck nods. “And you’ve got friends you can look forward to seeing next year. That’s the only way to get through it with a smile.”

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Johanna’s Victory Tour is much more successful than mine. The people love her, but I don’t think it’s the same way they love Megary and Finnick and Augustus, or even the same way they love Gloss and me. It’s the kind of love that comes from total fear. Johanna is vicious and bitter, and she doesn’t hold back. Even her speeches are delivered venomously, but no one cares because they think it’s all part of her persona.

When she comes to Four, the six victors are invited to the banquet. And by invited, I mean sent clothes to wear. It isn’t an option. But Four is always good for a party, so I don’t imagine it will be too bad. When they seat me next to her, I’m more than a little concerned about a personality clash, but it turns out she isn’t too bad. I’ve never done anything to her, so she doesn’t hold anyone else’s actions against me. Very generous.

“Any advice for how to live with myself?” she asks over seafood stew.

I take a bite, thinking about it. “Tell your friends how much they mean to you.”

“Can’t,” she says nonchalantly. “Wasn’t that popular before I went in, and after I got out, everyone left was too afraid to associate with me.”

“Tell your parents you love them,” Finnick says from across the table.

“Dead.” She sounds like she doesn’t care.

“Drink,” Beck says from my other side. “If you don’t have anything else left, that’s the only way to sleep at night.”

Again, I can’t help but wonder what he’s been through.

“I’ll take that under consideration. What do you do for fun?” Johanna changes the subject like it is nothing, and with no change of careless tone.

Now I wonder what she’s been through.

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[buthappysoverrated]

1. A random fact for you: the sound of the MGM lion roar is actually a tiger

2. Ooh do tell me facts about your new blorbo?? 👀 who are they? What’s your favourite thing about them?

3. Uhh Halloween theme: what candies would you drop in the Sunny gang’s trick or treat bags? And what is your favourite candy?

1. wait what really???? Okay just back from google! This is so interesting!!!!

2. Okay so. Let's start with this. During my summer vac I was trying to inpress a girl into being my friend and she really likes Matt Bomer, so naturally I binged Doom Patrol and White Collar, which was all fun and games (including me finishing the first season of white collar being just fine!! !! It shouldn't have developped into this!!!!!) until I saw Neal slams Keller into a wall and Keller barely blinks. Then it was all fine again until I saw him in season 3 and almost had a stroke.

I mean. He's a good looking guy and obviously I can see that (and I say it very often. Ross McCall you're hot af) but WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOOK LIKE THIS. Can you believe this. He's not even my type. Okay his physical appearance is not what usually I personally find very attractive and I'm definitely not crazy for morally gray incredibly intelligent people who lies a lot (please tell my partner to shut up about it if I have a problem he has a bigger one) BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE LOOKS LIKE THIS.

Anyways you wounldn't believe what I watched for Ross McCall (honestly I'm still trying to wrap my head around how he looks like this just in general)

I cannot gif that Matthew Keller guy I don't want to risk crying when I have work to do. I can't risk talking about that guy either it's just incoherent screaming and actual tears of frustration. Did I mention he's not even my type?

You know who actually is my type though? Ross McCall as Joseph Liebgott in Band of Brothers. Ross WTF WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT

Look at this mouthy little fuck though. He's scrappy and loud and annoying but he's so funny and so gentle when he wants to be! And he has anger issues <3

Btw he does NOT look 30 years old (he shouldn't as I believe Ross was 24). He looks good though!

I would LOVE to be his sibling. Like imagine this dude who is so done with everyone's bullshit having to deal with Me, the little bitch who used to walk in my brother's room and lie on his bed then appeared utterly baffled when he asked what was I doing. Then blinked and said "why is it any of your business that I walk into your room and go through your things when you're in said room".

Let's just look at him, the guy who absolutely cannot wink, succeed in winking this one time again:

3. I want candles that looks like green paint??? Does that make any sense at all??????

I can't eat most candies because my teeth can't take it... So probably chocolate? I'm not big on candies either way.

[echowithpain]

Alright. I know this is like super fucking late but I can ✨explain✨:

I got sick 😘

ANYWAY IM LESS SICK NOW 💃 SO HERE WE GO!!!!

Before we get into the breakdown of the episode, one question that popped into my head that I never got to type out is "How are the body cams gonna work if they're in a fire?" I know it's been a bit since the 118 has responded to any 5 alarm fires and had to go inside, but were the cameras heat proof or fire resistant?? What if the footage got burned up or you couldn't see anything because the lenses got smoke damage? Even though they never acknowledged that possibility in the show (besides the "you break it you bought it" line)/the body cams might never come back, I just wanted to bring it up

Okay! Captain Asshole taking Buck "under his wing" was funny as fuck and I loved how uncomfortable Buck looked through the whole thing 🤣 Oliver Stark is one hell of an actor 🥰

Next, the male cheerleader being ass backwards storyline was actually great for Eddie. The kid as he's getting wheeled away telling his mom not to call his dad before passing out, and for the first thing he did when he woke up was ask for his dad 🥺🥺🥺 Eddie needed to see that. To see that even though the kid was saying he didn't want to see his dad, he didn't really mean it. Just like how Christopher acts like he doesn't want to talk to Eddie, he just doesn't know how to after what happened (also fuck that storyline last season wtf), and being with his grandparents isn't helping that either

For the Hen and Karen storyline: Fuck that councilwoman 🖕🤬🖕 (also fuck the writers) I'm glad they were able to fuck over the councilwoman and get Mara back, but can we please finally have a break from these kinds of storylines for the lesbian couple? First the cheating, then Karen not getting pregnant, losing Nia, having Denny meet his biological father behind their backs, and then losing Mara and getting their foster care license revoked. Please let it end.

You know what I wanna see more of? I think it was the FOMO episode in season 5 when someone stole Karen's purse that was in their car and was using Hen's credit card that was in it. They tracked down the person to a club and ended the night dancing. THE ENTIRE TIME THEY LOOK LIKE THEYRE HAVING A BALL!!!!

GIVE US MORE OF THE WIVES BEING FUN AND HAPPY GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!! 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

*sigh*

Anyway moving on to the tiger storyline, OH MY GOD IT WAS SO CUTE!!!! 💖🐯💖🐯💖🐯💖 I don't know if it was the lighting or just because tigers are naturally beautiful, but all shots with the CGI tiger were really pretty! I wanted to pet it 🥰 especially when it was a cub 😭💖😭💖😭💖

Also real quick, why didn't Maddie tell the woman to move away from the bathroom door? I know she told her not to open it, but I'm talking about earlier when she was telling her how to stop the bleeding in her leg. Why not say "make sure you're as far away from the door as possible"? I know Maddie probably didn't know she was right up against it, but you'd think she'd say it anyway because in case first responders need to break it down, you don't wanna be in the way of that. -1 point I guess?

Now, I feel like I need to clarify this. When I said this I meant I accepted Gerrard's "apology" for talking shit about Hen with the councilwoman. He's still a bigoted racist misogynistic asshole as shown in the previous episodes and the golf scene. He hasn't done anything to attone for that, and the fact that he gets to be comfortable in an easy job with his man crush is unfair. I understand he switched jobs with Bobby so the 118 could have him back, but still, feels like he was let off easy. Kinda like how some people are ignoring the fact that T*mmy acted the same way because they think he's hot 🤮

-1 point for unfairness

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Was that all? I think that's all. Oh wait, I loved Bobby and Athena going house hunting and Athena not liking any of the homes. I was a bit worried when we could clearly see Bobby wasn't on board with rebuilding the old house, but they quickly eased my mind when he sat her down and explained that the old house was for her and Michael and they agreed to build a new house together 🥰💖🥰💖🥰 Love them 💖

Also Maddie and Chim are still amazing and I need to see the 118 + co playing paintball with each other. Maybe they go to a place and everyone has fun and there's some humor only for something to happen to one of the other teams and they have to help. Idk, I'm not on the writing team, but I will say this: Athena, Eddie, and Chim need to be on a team and absolutely DOMINATE everyone. That is all. 💖

Episode Rating: 🐯7/10🐯

-1 point for Maddie not telling the woman to move away from the door (she could've told her earlier and the woman easily could've moved back to it when the tiger was trying to get in), -1 point for Gerrard getting off easy and being comfortable in a job he likes, and -1 point for vibes. Idk man but something's keeping me from rating this an 8/10. I can't figure it out now cause again, still sick, but once I do I'll come back and yell it into existence lol

I'd say I'm excited for the next episode (I mean, I am), but I'm worried about what might happen to Denny 🥺

Guess I'll find out in a few hours 🤪

Thanks for reading and I'll see y'all for my liveblogging 😘✌️✨

[teddybeartoji]

Morning Mickey!! I'm real excited for today :3 hope your day goes amazing!

I get to spend today with my older sister! We're going to the mall and she's helping me buy binders so I'm so excited for that!!!

I'm also thinking lots about sharks rn so have some silly Shark!Reader thoughts!!

Lemon Shark!Reader being super super relaxed and sweet most the time but gets reeeal jealous but in the 'mine not yours >:(' kinda way very easily

(Cause if you didn't know, fun fact; Lemon sharks are very sociable and if they're socialized with divers, over time they can have a favorite and they won't let other sharks near their favorite!)

Tiger Shark!Reader being real mischievous and likes hoping out like a cat hiding in places and pretending to hunt their owner. Just jumping out from behind a corner to give a soft little munch and run off or getting *all* up in someone's space they're close to to 'cuddle' but in fact they just wanna see what they're doing and maybe tip it over a little

(Cause, Tiger Sharks are actually little hell raisers, if they've been socialized with divers they're rarely aggressive and are mainly only curious to see what they're doing, very curious and mischievous sharks!)

Bull Shark!Reader with lotta scars and marks and such, real scrappy and maybe even sorta bratty but all you gotta do is just roll them over on their side and they kinda just melt on the floor and whine to be pet.

(Cause Bull Sharks have particularly high levels of testosterone, and are also rather aggressive maters so whenever you see one with lotta scars it could be from whorin' around in a silly way or just having regular fights! Also turning a shark to their side or upside down also temporarily just puts them in a 'oh okay guess this is happening and I guess I stop being bitey' kinda state.)

Can you tell I'm hella autistic and my special interest is sharks and I YAP about them whenever I'm excited 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

Anyways sorry for the yapping BYEBYE MICKEYYYY!!!! HAVE A NICE DAY!!

OMGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI HI HIIII:3333 I HOPE THE BINDER SHOPPING WENT WELL ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH WDYM LEMON SHARKS GET JEALOUSS that's kinda cute hehehehe i didn't know that!!!!! and eeeeeeeee tiger sharks seem so much fun!!!!!!!!!! they do really seem like cats lmao i love it WAIT PLSSSSS TURNING A SHARK ON ITS SIDE JUST KINDA TURNS THEM OFF😭😭😭😭 THAT'S SO SILLYYY the reader is just laying on their side with like satoru sitting by them booping their nose, laughing to himself bc you're just so fucking cute:3333333333

AND AS USUAL!!!!!!!!!!! NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE EVER!!!!! I THINK SHARK ARE REALLY REALLY COOL HEHEHHE I'D LOVE TO GO SWIMMING WITH THEM ONE DAY<3333333333333333

[darudedogestorm]

Too impatient to actually wait for anyone to send me asks for the warriors ask game plus I already typed it all out anyway soooo

👴 : fav elder?

It’s such a hard tie between Littlebird and Silverflame (yeah Yellowfang’s Secret was my favorite book as a child, how could you tell)… Silverflame and Yellowkit had such a sweet relationship (well, as long as it lasted, it was sweet). And I really appreciated Littlebird and Yellowfang’s interactions, too. Their friendship was also very sweet. I still remember that one scene where (sometime after Brokenkit shows up) Littlebird is like 🥺 you saying you dont have time for your old friends? for me? 🥺🥺🥺? Plus her comforting Yellowpaw after Silverflame's sudden passing.

On a related note, went to check their wikis and was absolutely blindsided that Littlebird is ginger. I always imagined her as pure white..

❓️ : fav total background character (im not talking minor characters like say. whitewing or moonlight, i mean cats with like…3 lines tops)

For the longest time my answer to this was Amberleaf. And honestly it still is. She’s Nutwhisker’s mentor in Yellowfang’s Secret, and she’s specifically noted to be especially strict, so it’s kind of like a “damnn you got stuck with the mean teacher” moment, but then she tells Nutwhisker something like “I will make you the best warrior you can be” so it’s like Ohhh she’s not 2dimensionally mean, she probably just has her own way of showing kindness and does actually value her charges 😭

�� : fav comic page from any of the mangas and why

That one scene in Nighstar’s manga where him and Runningnose are travelling either to or from the Highstones, and they’re talking about how ShadowClan needs a strong leader. And the shadows of the trees cut across the orange field like tiger stripes. FORESHADOWING.

👶 : how old were you when you first touched a warriors book? howd it happen

Probaby like 7???? I don’t know the exact context leading up to this but I was at a friend’s house and somehow made contact with their Graystripe manga (specifically vol 2). They let me take it home to read, later they also did this with the 3rd Graystripe manga and Yellowfang’s Secret (eventually returned ofc). Fun fact I didn’t realize Silverstream was dead cause I didn’t know who she was aside from “Graystripe’s old girlfriend”, I vividly remember playing out a scenario of Graystripe and Millie returning to the forest and meeting Silverstream, using the three LPS I owned (one of which was actually given to me by the same friend… I still have her btw and her name is still Millie). Unfortunately quite literally 0 people at my school read Warriors (or if they did, they didn’t tell me) so I was alone in being a Warriors enjoyer </3

💢 : what scene made you the most irrationally angry upon first reading

The first thing that comes to mind honestly is Nightheart’s first couple of chapters in River, like the way the narrative bends to make him right. It was kinda infuriating. I can’t really remember anything else that made me actually upset though.

💧 : how many times have you cried over this wretched book series? any favorite memories

0 times, I have cried over media maybe thrice in my life. I don’t think I’ve really even teared up over anything happening in the books (tearing up is a little more common for me than actually crying). I don’t really feel much strong emotion tbh.

💋 : is there any ships out there you absolutely hate for genuinely no good reason at all. like its not problematic in the slightest, if anything it's one of the better ones, you just cannot bring yourself to enjoy it

Squirrelcrow… I don’t see the appeal at all. Idk that I’d call it “one of the better ones” or “unproblematic”, mostly cause it’s been literally almost a decade since I’ve read TNP so I don’t really remember much of how their dynamic was (or how it could have gone). I just super do not like Crowfeather and I can’t really see what sort of chemistry Squilf would have with him.

Bristleroot doesn’t exactly inspire rage in me but it does leave me deeply confused and a little unsettled. Like I guess it’s fine but genuinely when Bristlefrost “confessed” back to Rootspirit I thoughht she was lying to him, either for some sort of advantage re:the impostor or to spare his feelings somehow. It felt extremely forced. Sunbeam/Nightheart gives me similar feelings, maybe to a slightly lower degree because at the very least their interactions were mostly positive before Nightheart dropped everything to try and score a marriage visa out of her. Which was still pretty weird so it’s not like it’s better by much.

🐾 : have you ever named a cat after a warriors character OR given a cat a warriors styled name? if so, tell us the story

No but I gave my DOG a warrior name!! I had a mini ceremony for her and everything. I think her name was like Blackwhisker or something (Black- cause her fur was black, -whisker because I thought of her name on the spot and her whiskers were the first thing I noticed).

1️⃣ : was warriors your first animal based fantasy series? if not, what series was?

If it counts, I watched My Little Pony before I read Warriors. In terms of books I don’t really think so? Most of The Before Times is kinda blurry for me, and obviously there wasn’t anything that made as much of an impact as Warriors did.

👑 : when roleplaying (if you ever have roleplayed warrior cats), did you used to power play? be honest.

Nope, actually if anything I think I kinda underperformed… I was really socially anxious and would get so sick to my stomach even typing stuff out cause I thought somehow I would accidentally say something that would make everybody instantly hate me somehow. But on the forum I was on I needed to post at least once every 2 weeks to be considered active, and I loved it there too much to just leave. So on the RP threads, in the few times I posted, I had my character just sleep most of the time, with the idea that someone would wake her up (thus inviting me into the RP and making it okay for me to speak). This did not work out 90% of the time but that’s okay 👍

I did used to do Roblox RP on the Mandaka server though!! The thing about most Warriors RP servers at the time (especially Mandaka’s) is that there was no system determining who goes to what clan, so usually what would happen is 1 or 2 clans had like a million people and the rest had 3 or less. Not really a powerplay but I felt so fucking powerful the one time I singlehandedly restored ShadowClan from a 0 player clan (me being the first cat) to the most populated clan on the server that day. I reigned supreme as Creamstar and then Dawnstar (Creamstar’s deputy ended up having to leave for lunch or something). Considering Creamstar was murdered against the rules of the servers (wasn’t supposed to use claws, no random murders, yet was killed by a random ThunderClan patrol), I took it pretty gracefully I think. Though I did crush some kid’s dreams because they showed up acting as leader, and when I told them I was already leader they were pissed at me and told me it was their birthday so they should get to be leader. I think I just told them it was my birthday too (lie) and at some point they gave up and left. Keep in mind I was like 10 when this happened ^_^;

🗺 : first map you ever watched?

To be honest I don’t actually know… it’s probably not the first one I ever saw, but We All Still Die (hosted by WhiskerMoon) sticks out in my memory as being one of my early favorites.

🖼 : first amv/pmv you ever watched?

Either Blackstar’s Too White and Nerdy by Mama Tad or Brokenstar Has Bad Blood by Urnam7. (Fun fact… I got in trouble at my elementary school after-school care program for asking the teachers to play White and Nerdy cause it was ‘offensive’/‘inappropriate’…. I was like 7 I had no clue 😭) (Better fun fact, this was how I was introduced to Creature Feature).

🖌 : when did you make your first warriors oc? (if you say you've never had OCs, i dont believe you)

Maybe sometime between 6 months to 1 year of having read the books? Her name was Marigoldstar/Marigoldpelt (named after Yellowfang’s dead sister). I was salty that the clans left the forest (as a child I was very change-averse), so in my story, after the clans vacated the forest, twolegs somehow accidentally introduced some sort of nuclear goo that mutated the flowers in one specific area (probably former-ShadowClan knowing me) to be like 12 feet tall. Either before or after the goo incident did the twolegs decide to stop demolishing the forest, clean it up, and designate it as a nature preserve or something. Cats re-inhabit the forest and set up 3 clans, one of which was FlowerClan (because they lived in the mutated flower zone). Neither of the other clans got cool mutated goo based territories :(

Marigoldstar lived in FlowerClan, she had a sister named Daisy(something, I forget the suffix). Her mate was named Blazingfire, he was basically just a trophy husband. She had 5 kids, one for every mostly-solid color of cat that I could think of. The only ones I remember are Stormeye (her gray daughter that was born missing one eye), and Wolfheart/star (black and white daughter). Her dad, Wildstar, was the leader before her, and actually the subject of my first ever fanfic (I wanted to write the prequel first before the ‘actual’ story, but the thing is nothing really happens to Wildstar aside from the fact that he’s a pushover and his mom’s ex disliked him… as did his mom’s ex’s son but then he chills out). Literally in chapter 1 of his fic, some StarClan cat tells him (when he’s a new apprentice) that some day he’ll be a dad and that’s important, only FFN had this weird glitch where if you didn’t add spaces between periods it would delete entire chunks of your text, and because I didn’t know to do this (10 years old) the chapters were nigh-incomprehensible. The fic is gone but I found an archived version of it, which I still have saved.

It’s funny cause Marigoldstar never really had a defined story either. Her sister dies in an ambush to give her angst points, and then she becomes leader. I couldn’t decide if I wanted her eyes to be blue (goes well with her golden coat) or gold (matches her gold coat). I ended up deciding that her eyes were formerly blue but then turned gold after she got her 9 lives. It’s funny cause I actually really disliked blue eyes as a child but w/e ¯_(ツ)_/¯

📝 : if commanded to, without warning, approximately how many paragraphs could you write about your favorite warrior cat before you ran out of things to say

See this is difficult for me because I couldn’t tell you who is my #1 most favorite of all time off the top of my head, but most recently I wrote like 12 paragraphs (maybe a little less?) about Bluestar (see: AMVs)

💔 : have you ever lost friends over warriors related topics?

Nope, this implies that 1. more than 3 people I knew across my entire (irl) life read warriors, and 2. that they disagreed with my opinions.

🌈 : what's the most 2010s wcforum era esque fandom opinion you still hold onto and will fight people over (things like scourges collar color, dovewings eye color, etc)

I don’t think I have any in that vein… in terms of character appearance headcanons I am a firm believer in colorpoint Hawk and Moth (and Tigerstar clone Tadpole) but 100% that is absolutely not a wcforum opinion because it contradicts canon too blatantly lmao.

🆕️ : are you still up to date / reading the new books? if not, when did you stop?

Still up to date, actually I’ve just started book 4 of A Starless Clan. I put it off for a while because for some reason I had such a hard time sitting down and reading 3 and 4 through with my very legally acquired PDFs, and it did not really help that Nightheart is a main character. (He’s marginally more bearable in book 3 but, you know, I didn’t know that).

📱 : were you ever on warriors amino? (if you were, i'm terribly sorry)

Nope, the most involved I ever was in the fandom was on FFN forums (iykyk)

🏠 : about how much do your family know about warrior cats, if anything?

Once I spent like an hour describing the basic lore and entire events of the first series to my dad, like to the point that my throat was sore. He was actively listening and seemed happy to do so, but this was like 2 years ago so I doubt that he remembers anything about it tbh. The only thing my family really knows about warriors is that it’s about cats and I read it.

🎶 : give me a song you're surprised you haven't seen turned into a warriors pmv yet - and what character(s) you imagine it to

Ohhhh so many songs. Some of these are purely based on my own personal readings of the relevant songs + characters so it’s a bit more understandable, but ONE exception (that I’m actually hoping to make into a pmv myself) is just so obvious I’d have to make it its own post. Which I will, you’ll know it when you see it. Brief list of the songs though:

Community Gardens - The Scary Jokes ——> Mapleshade. Literally every time I hear this song all I can see in my head is Mapleshade. Opens (and closes) with her spirit taking notice of Crookedkit/Stormkit and deciding to manipulate him for her own gain. Everything in between is basically the events of Mapleshade’s Revenge; she thinks she’s safe from the eventual wrath of her clan because obviously she’s doing this for them, they need this, StarClan would never punish her or her kits because that’s just not an option in her mind. So it obviously comes as quite the shock when it really does happen (“the culmination of man’s mistakes came the day the sun ran so hot, it turned the desert to glass”), culminating in her revenge plans (“if there’s something to be learned from these losers… it’s that the price that you pay for arrogance and a false of immunity is to face the wrath of the dying star”). That line in my head applies both to Mapleshade ‘punishing’ those who did her wrong (the dying star—> cat no longer accepted into StarClan, arrogance/false sense of immunity—> the cats who tossed her aside think they don’t have to deal with the consequences of such an action), as well as StarClan’s ‘punishment’ of Mapleshade (who falsely believed that StarClan had her back). I say punishment for lack of a better word.

Cody’s Theme - AJJ ——> Lionblaze This one I get a little more why it’s not an actual AMV but god I want it to be so bad. Genuinely I don’t remember if Lionblaze being, like, unable to restrain his aggression/battle-hunger was only partially canon or fully fanon, but regardless I think this AMV would objectively fuck so hard. I had this epiphany reading this really excellent Warriors fic by Hissing Willow, their Po3 AU (link here). Wherein this song basically describes Lionpaw to a T. Several specific lines remind me of moments in the fic (“I set the mommy on fire, I set the baby on fire, not even Jesus could stop me” —> one part where he’s terrified that he’ll lose control and accidentally hurt or kill Ferncloud and her kits, despite obviously caring deeply for them; Spottedleaf in a StarClan dream, iirc, holds some mild disdain for him, though it’s possibly for [spoiler] reasons.) Anyway I think this could even work as an AMV based on the canon books. I always imagine the guitar instrumental moment (forgetting the word rn) in this song as the moment where he kills Russetfur, where he’s overcome with that aggression, and then once it actually happens he just kind of sits there in shock at what he’s done. (in the aforementioned fic there’s another moment that fits so perfectly with this but, again, spoiler for the fic… go read it right nowww)

Lullaby for the Taken - Kimya Dawson ——> Bluestar This is the one I need to make a separate post on because I have actually written out an entire, line by line analysis on how perfectly this song fits Bluestar. In fact it astounds me that this hasn’t been made so much so that I’ve been actively planning out a PMV for it. Which will take a million years but like I’ve done it before I’ll do it again. Anyway, in the 10 minutes it takes me to edit my analysis and outline for posting, go listen to Lullaby for the Taken, and then go read Bluestar’s Prophecy, and bask in how right I am about this.

🎥 : fav warriors related youtuber?

I don’t really watch any specific youtubers aside from maybe Moonkitti on occasion

❎️ : what's the weirdest crossover au involving warrior cats that you've made? (if you haven't made any, then what's the weirdest one you've seen?)

I don’t know about weirdest per say but the whiplash I experienced from finally finishing Worm to finding a Warriors AU not three days later was definitelly something. My personal AUs tend to be less “what would these characters be like in a clan” and more “what would these characters’ OC’s be like”. I just know that Boruto has the most edgy BloodClan “Scourge is my dad” OC and gets kicked for powerplaying and having “unrealistic names” on various Roblox RP servers.

🗳 : if you could make any cat leader of any clan right now, who would you pick?

I haven’t gotten past the first few chapters of Thunder yet but I think - and this has to be extremely sudden, right this moment, no time skips or anything - I think it would be extremely funny for Frostpaw to suddenly become Froststar. No warrior name or anything, just straight from apprentice to leader. Word of StarClan. RiverClan collectively in their dreams all receive the same omen/order from StarClan that Frostpaw is their new leader and can she please come and get her nine lives right now, thank you. Everyone is in a panic looking for where she could have possibly gone. Everyone in the conspiracy is carefully weighing the benefits of either assassainating her again or trying to turn her into a puppet leader, and neither of these options seem very likely.

🌟 : would you hypothetically go to starclan or the dark forest?

Hmmmm. See this kind of depends. I haven’t read Squirrelflight’s Hope so I don’t really have a solid idea of how the judgement process works (like how cats are chosen, specific rules if any, etc). Before that book dropped I always kinda interpreted StarClan as being more interested in if you followed the code, if not in spirit then in wording, as opposed to morality. Maybe also the potential of redeemability. Though biases seem to get in the way of this judgement (I’ll literally never forget the retcon that the site did for Ashfur’s judgement, saying that maybe Yellowfang’s judgement was influenced by the unhealthy relationship SHE was in, having distorted her own views of what’s ‘acceptable’ in terms of love… I’m definitely stretching the quote here but I literally don’t care). Anyway since I’m not technically a clan cat I’d probably go to wherever rogues go. HOWEVER, as a child, I REALLY did not like it when cats broke the code, because bro it’s literally so easy, I would give anything to be a clan cat like you and yet you’re throwing it away… Anyway on that basis, if I was a clan cat I would probably go to StarClan for following the code.

🤔 : what's the biggest series plothole that's bugged you?

Literally everything about Nightheart, again the whole narrative bending to making him objectively correct about everything. I swear to god in TBC Sparkpelt didn’t even neglect her kits, when she was with them I’m like 90% sure she was mentioned as actively trying to be there for them while recovering from PPD, after the initial "fuuuck everything is going so wrong for me rn".

But before that, it was the timeline inconsistencies between Tallstar’s Revenge and Yellowfang’s Secret. I couldn’t tell you what they were now, since I only ever read Tallstar’s Revenge once, but being a lifelong Yellowfang’s Secret scholar I 100% noticed some timeline inconsistencies that made the order of events in each book with respect to each other very unclear. It bugged me to no end. Being biased towards Yellowfang I preferred the version of events in YS, but knowing those inconsistencies even existed bugged me so bad.

😱 : how many people have you blocked over innocuous, not at all important warriors related takes?

Oh probably at least a few, but I don’t remember any in particular. Nightcloud haters are definitely on my blocklist.

☯️ : what dynamic between two cats has got you up at night pacing for hours? (romantic, platonic, familial, etc)

As someone who paces my house nightly regardless, the most recent Warriors character I thought of while pacing was literally every relationship Bluestar has ever been in (not specifically romantic, though idk that I’d call what she had with Oakheart anything more than a fling). Again, see my AMV section.

🌫 : what's a cat you genuinely forgot existed until recently?

Not gonna lie, pretty much every background character in the new books… Even the ones that got their time in the limelight, like Flipclaw, really only come to me if I reach deep down in my ‘Warrior Cats Current Allegiances Bin’ located deep in my brain. Literally as I write this I just remembered Cinderheart and Lionblaze had kits. Multiple of them in fact.

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You're pretty <3 | Casey Jr Rottmnt

Oh mah gawd i just got the cutest Idea and I'm not losing it so I'm writing it rn (even tho it's like 11 pm)

This fanfic is about Casey giving compliments to the reader aka u and asking u out (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Btw this is set a while after the plot of the rottmnt movie and sorry if the rottmnt characters are a bit oc i barely pay attention to any characters when i watch a movie ;-;

We need more fanfics about this boi!!

Key words: y/n - your name; f/f - favorite flower

Rottmnt Casey Jr x fem!reader (I'm sorry ;-;)

Warnings: tooth rotting fluff

Enjoy

---Authors pov---

"hey y/n." Casey called

"yes?" Y/n questioned, turning to the boy, giving her full attention to hear on what he was going to say

"i like your eyes." He said and turned away leaving the room he was just in

"y/n, are you sure you're not dating?" April questioned as she leaned to see where Casey was headed to

"at this point i don't know if he's dropping hints or trying to be nice." Y/n groaned, as she put her face between her hands and leaning back against the couch

"well what if he is dropping hints? You're gonna lose your chance!" April yelled towards y/n

"well what if he's just being nice! I can't just embarrass myself like that!" Y/n yelled towards her friend, pulling her hands off of her face, April noticed the red flair on her cheeks and smirked

"do whatever you wish y/n, just remember, time is ticking." April sang as she turned to leave as well

Y/n just sat there dumbfounded, she grabbed a pillow and pulled it against her face as she screamed in it out of frustration

Meanwhile with Casey:

"What do i do master Leonardo! I kept giving her compliments and 'dropping hints' but she still doesn't get it! Maybe it wasn't meant to be." Casey said as he plopped down on Leo's bed, defeat written all over his face

"no, you're not giving up that easily, you know what, now you're going to be straight forward, kiss her lips!"

"WHAT!?!"

"Okay that is it! This was fun but Leo, you know nothing about dating." Donatello exclaimed

"oh yeah, what do you know then?" Leo teased as he turned to his twin brother, arms crossed

"well most definitely way more than you do, Casey you just gotta tell it to her straight forward, if she doesn't like you back, then just be friends it's that simple-"

"oh what are you guys talking about!" Mikey butted in to the conversation, Raph behind him seeming interstated as well

"Casey has a crush on y/n and doesn't know how to tell her." Leo said as Casey's face turned beat red, embarrassed of the situation, he tried to leave but Mikey stopped him

"oh no, you're not going anywhere untill we get you ready to ask y/n out!" Mikey exclaimed as he pushed Casey towards his room, that they of course built for him a while back when they defeated the krang

"or you can leave him to me." April said as she slid in front of Mikey, right before they could get through the door

"you turtles sure know nothing about dating." April sighed as she made a waving motion for Casey to follow her

"i mean she is right-"

"oh and what do you know miss know it all?" Leo questioned, stopping his older brother, Raph, from finishing his sentence

"i know that you're not supposed to kiss a girl without her consent, in fact you're not supposed to do anything to anyone without consent." April said as she turned to leave

"Wait! Maybe we can help you? We might not know about dating but we can be great when it comes to outfit picking."

"and flower picking!"

"and-"

"okay! you can help! But leave all of the talking practice to me." April said as she pointed her thumb towards her chest proudly

"no problem, now let's go to the mall to get Casey a new outfit!" Mikey yelled excitedly as he pointed towards the ceiling and started running towards the exit

"yeah!" Everyone yelled as they started to run, Casey being pulled by the wrist by April

---time skip---

"go get em tiger!" Leo whispered as he gave Casey a beautiful bouquet of f/f pushing him to the living room

Casey took a deep breath and straightened his outfit as he hyped himself up, as if the turtles, and April, didn't do that just seconds ago

'okay Casey you got this, just remember what you practiced with commander April' he thought as he sighed and walked towards y/n

"heeyyyy y/n." He said as y/n turned towards him

"hi Casey- oh nice flowers, and outfit." She started, "am i forgetting an important occasion or something?" She questioned

"no you're not, hey do you umm... what to- to... Go out with me?" Casey asked as he held out the bouquet towards y/n "oh and these are for you!"

The turtles, including April, cringed at Casey's poor attempt of asking you out

"that wasn't even how we practiced!" April whispered, as she pulled on her hair

"oh- uhm- i mean yeah! I would love to Casey." Y/n smiled as she took the bouquet of her f/f, she grabbed the flustered boys hand as they went out of sight, presumably to go on their date, or for y/n to get ready first

"ah what a beautiful sight, it makes me so sick." Leo said as he fake gagged, "anyway I'm gonna go to my room and take a nap, peace!"

"I'm glad they got together, where did you even get the flowers Mikey?" Raph asked as he turned towards his younger brother

"from the flower shop where else?" Mikey said

"how much did it cost?" Raph asked

"y'know i sould probably also take a nap-"

"Mikey!"

And that is all, sorry that it is kinda shit but I'm fairly new in the fandom, oh and sorry if everyone is kinda oc

Anyway hope you have a great day/ night/ afternoon

Bye!!!