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Coincidentally, today is Valentine's Day in Brazil. ❤️🇧🇷

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

;0; THANK YOU!!

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everyone is meeting me in the grotto

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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it

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by the end of deltarune ralsei will be a girl

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COPIES ARE MONOCHROME,

BUT YOU COLORED EACH OF US IN WITH CARE.

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mutuals can be assigned to your squad and sent on missions. each mutual has a unique ability that can be activated during battle for special attacks, effects and bonuses. you can level up a mutual by giving them posts appropriate to their interests

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people who were born today some number of years ago

me

freddy fazbear

every cat in the world

papers, please

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btw if you're bored as an artist you should try learning to draw fat and skin folds, it genuinely is really fun once you get into it.

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Essentially, a male employee approaching a mother and daughter to offer assistance with clothes shopping wouldn't make national headlines.

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i really need "villagers from minecraft are antisemetic caricatures" to become a popular enough sentiment for them to finally change their designs somehow

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can queen just be queen or does she definitely need a canon male love interest to hold anyones attention

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hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.

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“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

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by far the strangest part of the British government deciding to enact a sword hunt is that the policy they've put together is very clear about only banning "ninja swords" and "zombie-style knives." you're allowed to have a sword for fencing, or a machete for farm and garden work, or a zweihander for historical re-enactment purposes, but if you have a wakizashi your ass is fucking GRASS