#she is Not Amused

[softsimming]

Penny decided Giorgia's crying wasn't going to cut it.

[everykarin]

[singlethread]

Pov, you come home smelling like boy cats

[nrd-answers]

wu, do you like the colors of the sky?

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[littlemissartemisia]

*throws Misa in a ballpit*

[gainprincess]

"No, I'm not for sale. Keep asking and I'll eat your hand. And your arm. And the rest of you. Without biting.

...

Look, I'm gonna vore you if you keep the shitty pickup lines up-"

[night-heron-writes]

5+1 Things except its the 5 times Kazuki and Rei adopt kids and the one time they adopt a cat

[exturk]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? | accepting

@youchxse asked: " could you please kiss me goodnight ? " //from Zack

"Wh-    ...."       Did   Zack's   flirtatious   nature   know   no   bounds?       "Seriously?"   she   replied   with   a   shake   of   her   head.           "If.....        you   were   attempting   to   use   your   cheesy   lines   on   me   as   practice   for   Aerith    ....        I'd   suggest   that   you    ....    don't   ...."        

Words   were   followed   by   her   hand   shoving   his   face   back.           "Weirdo    ...."

[fallout-hoe]

Aw come on, that was a good one

[umbralaether]

👎 Is there someone your OC can’t stand, despite them being on the same side or sharing basic values?

Emmanellain because he won’t stop calling her old gal!!!!!!!!!!!!

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[shxxtteredfantasy]

Yukari.... blows me away

"....Hilarious. Never heard that one before."

[dragon-spaghetti]

You ain't subtle, kitty

[bklily]

I love Adrinette very much, they're everything to me. That said. I need a wacky highjinks scenario of Adrien going to visit Marinette transformed as Chat Noir and Mari FREAKS OUT because that's her EX (they had one kiss). that's her past SITUATIONSHIP (it lasted one day). What if her loving perfect amazing boyfriend discovers and gets upset (He hasn't realized her inner turmoil). So Mari bans chat from her balcony with tearful eyes and Adrien gets so sad because HIS GIRLFRIEND HATES HIS CAT PERSONA AGAIN (they're lovingly idiots your honor)

[lurukifennecfox]

Paulina was walking home from her little self-care date~ when she noticed a familiar figure, she slowed, double checked to make sure it wasn't some random civilian, grinned and-

threw her knife!

Wes caught it, because of course he did cautious bastard. And yes she realises this now that fighting on the street was not the smartest move but it was a long time since she saw her friends from Amity and they got along fairly well with Weston.

So they had a good time, she managed to nip him on the cheek with her knife (after taking it back) he left her with a new bruise (it will be gone by tomorrow noon) and then they were both taken in by the police...

And now she has to explain why she did what she did to the GCPD and Ancients help probably Batman as soon as she gets back to her apartment. Who could've guessed that having a friendly brawl would be so taboo in Gotham? (who is she kidding of course it's suspicious it looked like they were trying to kill each other to any normal person!)

and she's not sure how much she should say!

[clownzaf]

No one in the family understands the connection between Tim and Talia, not even Damian.

Talia would be in Gotham to visit Damian and will fight and disagree with every movement of Tim’s like a disappointed mother, but the moment Tim get distressed or even a little bit upset Talia will be tripping onto herself to be with the boy.

They think Talia adopted the boy like she did with Jason.

They absolutely don’t know that Tim has long ago accepted Ra’s invitations for dinner, (even if it’s only to ensure the safety of his family and friends from the league of assassins) and Ra’s has long ago since pseudo-adopted Tim. He will call to ask about his day, and give shovel talks to his partners via assassins, and just simply drop to his apartment to watch a movie.

He is still trying to get Tim as his heir but eventually decided to drop the ball (for now). He kept Tim tho, at this point he simply grew fond of the boy.

One time Tim spent a entire week training with the league—It was a plan of Ra’s to make him see what he could have if he joined him and Tim agreed only for the extra training and maybe he could get some extra intel just in case— and in that week he became friends with Talia. They were practically siblings right now and it was useful for both parties. Tim would tell Talia all about Damian, even the specific details (Like his favorite breakfast food, one thing in particular he gained interest recently or if he made any new friends in school) and Talia would train him to the best of his capabilities. It also made “Family dinners” a lot less awkward. He has come to be quite fond of Ra’s over the time but sometimes it was better to have someone a little bit younger to talk to and not just the 6000 years old man.

So, now every time Talia drops to the manor to say hi—Knowing things about Damian or the family that she shouldn’t know— she always ends up in a corner watching TikTok’s in Tim’s phone and petting his hair like it’s something that happens everyday.

Damian and Jason were furious about this, it was THEIR mom/mentor and it was unfair for Tim to take that away like everything else in their life.

But they don’t suspect anything else until one day they are invited to have a formal dinner with the Al Ghul’s, just to find Timothy Drake-Wayne (Al Ghul) already in the table dressed in a green silk robe with golden accents chatting with the ninjas in the walls like they are good friends and kicking Ra’s down the table.

It was in fact the most uncomfortable dinner ever, even more so because Tim refused to give them more information about any of this more than a “I’m still in the good side don’t worry”