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My mother just shouted the Christmas present I got for my sister so loud the entire fucking street could hear it. So much for surprises
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There's this moment in Mark of Athena (I think), where Annabeth kind of internally laments that Percy doesn't listen to her when she talks about architecture. She describes his eyes glazing over etc etc. But there are several moments in the books where Percy recalls facts she told him and shares them with other, or moments where he sees a building he thinks is cool and thinks about her. And I just ... I need Annabeth to know that her best friend & boyfriend is hanging onto every word and even sharing her facts with other people.
#something something fic where they pass a building and he rattles off a fact she told him years ago#and he looks all proud and stuff#and she's just like 'how the fuck??'#and he's like 'you told me'#and she realizes he does listen and remembers everything#and then probably cries about it#but thats because my annabeth is and always will be a big ol' cry baby#percabeth#percy jackson#annabeth chase#also this inconsistency is probably just rick riordan inconsistency#but i am going to read annabeth's abandonment issues and insecurities into it
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how i imagine Minecraft Alex's personality to be like vs how i imagine Minecraft Steve's personality. duality of minecraft
#pinyatart#minecraft#minecraft steve#minecraft alex#im pretty rusty with drawing humans rn hhhhdhhhhsss..........#how i see it........#alex represents survival mode. she's more serious rational and focused on getting the resources needed to survive in an endless overworld#while steve represents creative mode. he's laid back chill and doesn't give a fuck and makes whatever stupid shit he feels like making#much to the annoyance of alex. he takes things way sillier than she does. they still kiss tho lmao#she sees an undescribable beauty and horror to the great twisting wilderness around her. he sees somewhere to fuck around and have fun in.#alex is a pro at survival and fighting while steve despite seeming pretty lazy is actually really fucking good at programming redstone tech#which kinda outstands alex cuz she always found it very difficult for her to wrap her head around with all those moving parts to it n such#alex is just pretty good at crafting weapons and survival gear. steve crafts the silly dumb shit for entertainment#anyways end of tag rambling seeya
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tma tma tma
#more more more#this is all I wanna draw recently#gerard keay#jonathan sims#sleepy guy#young jon?#idk I struggle so hard to stick to one visual when it comes to jon. I feel like i know exactly what he DOESN't look like#but ask me to draw what he does look like??? impossible i fucking guess#he is elusive#he always ends up too cute or too young.i have not historically drawn many guys that look 40s n all fucked up. not really in my wheelhouse.#tragic#the magnus archives#tma#fan art#gerry keay#gerry keay is easier but I do think he's a little too pretty here. altho... i do subscribe to transfemme gerry. she/they gerry i see you#anyway I hope someone enjoys#if not then just 4 me all good
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Hey (With the intention of being murderously obsessed and possessive of you).🔪
#I’ve been standing in the shadows of my little mouse’s dark room for a while now. I’ve been watching her sleep#watching her breathe. I’ve been debating whether I want to touch her or not. Whether I want to wake her or not.
I approach#approach her bed and slowly pull down the comforter covering her perfect body. She’s curled up on her side and wearing only a white silk br#No other man could fucking touch her. Her body#her mind#her soul#her very being were mine and mine alone. She was my little mouse I’d made sure fuciking knew she knew it.#And every fucking one. and make her fucking mine again and again and again#until the only name she knew was mine#Alll I wanna do is stick my cock in that dripping wet pussy and claim it#Manhandled Lifting your arms above your head open them legs. Don’t make me restrain them oh I can assure you you will wanna make that#pussy a personal throne for my face but if you wanna so badly we can always make it happen now lil mouse#this sweet lil pussy deserves to worshiped growls run you know I love chasing you.#Grips yoiur throat squeezing it does it tie you on knowing I hold your life in my hands her pussy gets so fuckinvwet when she’s scared#I kkow you love it the way o make this sweet lil pussy feel showing you knew religions like I’m your god#cnc brat#desperate slvt#cnc daddy#daddy's good girl#bd/sm daddy#edging and denial#edging kink#cnc knife play#brat taming#bratty#bimbo training#bimbo doll#bimboification#needy slvt#slvt training
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helly getting to be selfish and make a decision for herself instead of killing herself for a woman she doesn't know :') lovely, the argument against this is just agreeing with lumon that innies aren't people and deserve to die
helly r has always been someone motivated not by what she personally wants for herself but by how most effectively she can give her outie and by extension lumon the middle finger. hanging herself in the elevator, threatening to cut off her fingers. she has never once had any regard for herself. only how she can stick it to the people who put her here. "I'm gonna kill your company". that's what she vowed. and helly r would recognise that allowing mark to leave with gemma and revealing to the world what they did to her would be the end of all of this. she'd finally get her revenge. helly r is someone who would recognise that as a worthy sacrifice. and she tells mark this herself. that it's worth it for what it'll do to lumon. and a version of helly r that cares more about running down a hallway that will eventually lead them into a dead end whilst the woman they just risked everything to save, a woman who's just been held hostage for two years by the company helly hates so deeply, screams and begs for her husband to come with her, not even checking to see if she gets out safely, not even giving her a second glance, is not the helly r that we have come to know. she is not empowered, she is not a revolutionary. she's just another female character whose defining fire was extinguished the second the writers decided to make her a love interest to the male protagonist. I truly don't know where you guys get the idea that markhelly is somehow sticking it to the man by prioritising each other over literally everything else, but from where I'm standing it's just another case of the writers of a tv show forgetting the basic fucking characterisation of their main female character in order to centre her arc around a man. I APPRECIATE the sentiment that mark and helly have a right to, and maybe its even more thematically impactful to, choose each other with reckless abandon, I SEE the point they're trying to make, but it has come at the cost of helly's characterisation literally all season and the bottom line is that it's really fucking disappointing to see yet another female character who was the strongest personality in the cast at one point go through this kind of degeneration of drive and motivation because of her feelings for a man. its fucking boring and overdone and i miss season 1 helly so bad it hurts
#like yes i fucking know the point is that the innies are just as much people with a right to follow their desires#i get that.#but there were ways to show that without making helly act totally antithetical to how shes been the whole time#to what shes always wanted#that decision makes perfect sense for mark#it makes sense mark would turn around and go with helly instead#especially after his conversation with his outie#but it does not make sense for helly. it just doesnt#severance#severance spoilers#ask
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Did a redesign of Connor’s mystery wife! She’s gotta be my oldest OC, I literally designed her like a week after I got into AC back in February 2019. I know @ramshackledtrickster has posted her a bunch, but I wanted to share her on here too :3
Her name is Tekonwenaharake! That’s more of a placeholder name, really, since there’s a living Mohawk person with the name, but I don’t wanna just refer to her as “T” or “Connor’s wife,” so I’ll be tagging her like this if I post her more!
These drawings came about because I was playing around with drawing her more historically accurate. Eventually, I found a happy medium between her original design and historical records from the time (paintings, clothes, etc.). I really loved how this turned out and I hope you guys do too!
Also fun fact: I always try to make her look like an older version of Io:nhiòte since I imagine she looks a lot like her mom. I imagine even the earrings were gifts to Io:nhiòte that she then wears in the AC Reflections comic!
#assassin’s creed#connor kenway#ratonhnhaké:ton#ac3#ac fanart#art#my art#connor’s mystery wife#tekonwenaharake#technically she’s not an OC because the character DOES exist this is just a potential design for her#also when I got into ac I didn’t know there were other designs of her already so if there’s overlap. I’m so sorry 😭#TEKON GOT ME THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL GANG I STG#she’s so mother (literally)#I love the line in reflections that’s like ‘your mother always knows’#that’s very her core#this is a very simplified version of the patterns n stuff too I know they’re not accurate but I did try to replicate the diamond patterns#anyways hope yall like it!!#I used to be embarrassed abt posting her I literally have like 6 years of drawings of her#but I decided fuck it we ball cringe is dead
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My one coworker thinks the world revolves around her and I’m so fucking sick of it
#so there’s this one task that we’ve been splitting for months and I can’t stand it because I’m always stuck sitting and waiting all morning#for her to do her part#(and she has the easier part!)#and I’m supposed to train her on my half today#but i also have to train two other people on two completely different things later today#and that’s all gonna take a long time#so I asked her to let me know the second she finished her half of the task so I can go over my half with her#because it’s all very time sensitive#and I can see that she’s finished with everything and has been for at least a half hour#and she still hasn’t said a word to me#she knows I don’t have time to sit around and wait for her all day and she’s still doing this#she ALWAYS fucking does this#I’m so sick of her#why am I always the one stuck training her on everything?#why can’t someone else ever take one for the fucking team
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everytime someone says a version of "what if Shifty is intentionally manipulative and maybe even evil–" a part of me dies a little inside
#no matter what you think of her#you can't deny just how UNFAIR things are from her perspective#both she and the vessels have so little agency in their own fate#they have no choice. they can only REACT to *your* choices#and you can always choose to be cruel#to deny her of any compassion and any chance at connection#does she comes off as pushy and entitled?#bitch it's literally her EXISTENCE on the line#not vibing and being overwhelmed with her is perfectly fine and valid honestly#but do not come at me with how she's secretly evil and the villain of the story all slong#slay the princess#< main tagging this. fuck it#sal being salty#< new tag unlocked. that's how mad this shit makes me lol
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in honor of Sonic 3 officially releasing I’d like everyone to give a special shoutout to my mom who broke two minor traffic laws to get to the theatre on time. this is what a real autism mom looks like
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#shadow the hedgehog#bc it’s his movie lbr#this is not a joke btw. shes aware and fully expecting to get a citation letter in the mail#for context even before I had my autism diagnosis I have been full blown OBSESSED with the Sonic series since I was 6-7#and as my mom she has gotten the majority of my infodumping/making her watch the shows with me/making her attempt to play the games/etc#she is genuinely as invested in major Sonic related happenings as I am#her favorite characters since I was little have always been Tails and Amy (but like ESPECIALLY Tails)#she does NOT fuck around when it comes to Sonic#autism moms WISH they were her
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I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it
#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it#like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting#why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol#and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim#*him looks of loving grief?#why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!'#why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts'#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#clark kent#dick grayson#jason todd#bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim#like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way'#dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up#batdad#text
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i was on a "thinking about ryuk" kick earlier and. i get the appeal of saying he's the only one who sees light in his entirety — it makes perfect sense, he's the one who light monologues to about his grand plans, he's the one who light stays with practically 24/7 for five years — but i don't think it's completely true?
ryuk to me has this tendency to assume that light is straightforwardly malicious (see: he thinks light was lying when light says he'll avenge his father if soichiro ever gets killed by kira, he doesn't really get why light wants to do things like reveal his location to L until light explains he wants to eliminate L entirely, he takes the "i wish i had wings" thing seriously as though it's supposed to be part of light's Master Plan instead of a little quirk that light was clearly feeling vulnerable about, he's surprised when light isn't willing to kill sayu in the second arc). like there's real fondness for light in there as well, he congratulates light for getting into college for instance, but i don't really feel like ryuk has ever. understood him fully. he's trying, he gets better at it over time, but he does have a bias.
and i think, also, that this is because ryuk has another tendency to assume that light is just like him.
which makes sense, because light is the one who offers up "i was bored, too" as a genuine point of commonality between them. and then ryuk jumps to "you know, you'd make a really good shinigami!" and "hey light do you want the eyes" and then at the end "we eased each other's boredom for quite a while." he does notice when light is acting weird and tries to adjust his viewpoint (he goes ! when light starts doing his "i've never been so humiliated in my whole life" thing) but given that he only figures out light genuinely cares for his sister when he refuses to sacrifice her, after five years of watching this whole family dynamic, i don't think he ever actually gets there.
which is. sad. it's really goddamn sad. you know you're really fucked when even the demon haunting you can't figure you out
#ryuk#light yagami#death note#light's obviously an unreliable narrator#but i think ryuk kind of is one too#anyway something something everyone around light sees only the facets they want to see#misa recognizes light is selfish and cruel and only ever uses her but she pretends he's her knight anyway#L recognizes there's something off about yotsuba light but pretends he's still kira anyway#(something to be said about how he does drop that assumption halfway through but still. to L he was/will be kira always and forever)#and ryuk recognizes light is horribly fucking lonely but he pretends he's just a maniacal dictator anyway because it's more entertaining#something something. idk. i'm saying words recreationally here.#anyway when unchallenged i think ryuk kind of sees light the way the stereotypical death note redditor does
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correct me if I’m out of line bc I’m not a detransitioner, but I hate hate hate how common arguments against transition/“in defense of” detransitioners is “they can’t have kids!” or “they can’t breastfeed!”
why should mitigating harm always come down to what a woman can do for a potential child (or a man’s ability to father children)? why isn’t it enough to keep HER from harm? it’s just prioritizing women as broodmares all over again. why isn’t it enough to keep HER from chronic pain, heart and blood pressure issues, incontinence, necrosis, limited mobility and death?
#I don’t give a fuck about having children and if I could remove that ability + my breasts w zero negative consequences I’d do it#I’m sorry but if someone is mentally ill enough to devalue their own health and life I highly doubt they’ll give af about a potential future#child. it’s not a convincing argument and just further pushes women into transition bc they don’t want or care about having kids.#it always sounds like ‘no don’t damage our breeding machines!’ stop falling for it. stop giving ANY credence to ppl whose first concern is#de/transitioners’ ability to have kids or look appealing to men#‘look at this woman! she has a beard and a low voice!’ is not gonna convince ftms. they WANT those effects. emphasize the damage transition#does to your HEALTH. your LIFE EXPECTANCY.
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“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”
“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”
#txf#the x files#dana scully#fox mulder#folie a deux#this episode … this EPISODE!!!!!!#genuinely so indicative of how much they trust each other….#between mulder just . having to rely on scully for the last part of the ep#scully thinking he’s off his fucking rocker and still looking into what he asks her to look into bc she TRUSTS him . bc she LOVES him !!!!#and maybe he’s a little nuts but goddamnit she will at least check it out !! just in case he’s right!!!#AND she lies for him all the time . i mean she always does this whenever he decides to go nuts But specifically in this ep…#looks skinner in the eye and goes . yea man im totally fully with mulder on this . and he’s definitely not being weird and i definitely kno#what’s going on with him#she lies for mulder all the time its soooo…#anyways . drawing wise this drove me nuts i hate drawing mulder . he’s so hard for me to draw#they’re kinda kirie and shuichi coded in the bottom part but . well . why not . might as well be#ALSOOO i chose that quote for the bottom bc . well . does she think he’s crazy? like actually for real?#i feel like every time scully talks about mulder (up to season five at least as thats where im at) its contained in some way?#in her reports . to family . to skinner . to mulder !#i think the only time she’s Really honest is in the confessional but even then…#bc its not like she’s against speaking her mind . i mean generally and situational but for ppl she’s close to she usually isnt#but when it comes to mulder it always feels contained and like she’s making excuses for him (he is always her exception .#llike whenevrr he gets some disease or affliction or whatever she ALWAYS jumps to going ‘but well… sometimes there’s this excuse’ and she#does this w a lot considering shes science focused but w mulder shes always like . well he ISNT crazy because uhhhh .#this hyperspecific scenario that is in no fuckin way the case)#but does she think he’s crazy? does HE think she thinks he’s crazy?#is he asking about this specific case or is he asking in general? over the entirety of the show?#its been five years scully. is he crazy? sick? demented?#has this all been a sick fantasy fueled by mental illness? youre the doctor scully . surely you have the answer?#anyways i dont think she knows . and if that is the case — what does that mean for her?
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Penelope owns a golden chain.
It is a thick, large piece with two cuffs connected to one end of it, made of robust metal that still shines beautifully years later. It stretches perhaps some four metres, at most, and the clasp in the middle allows her to twist it tighter if she wants it to. The blacksmith she had commissioned it from had given her two copies of the key- one of which she'd tossed off of a high cliff, and the other that she keeps safe in a locked box in her room.
It can clasp to her bed, to the throne and to the bath flooring. She had it enchanted by a witch on the run from a neighbouring kingdom in exchange for security, to never cross the limits of the shoreline- so she never loses it, she'd said. She had won a favour off an alchemist in a bet and gotten it spelled to never break. She polishes it every day carefully to look it's best before she leaves the room.
It has only one use.
"I will hobble you like a horse," She hisses to her husband when he returns to her after twenty years. Adjusts herself and leans down to whisper in his ear, "I will chain you down like a common beast, cut out that silver tongue of yours so you can no longer get into trouble, break your fucking legs."
The chain clinks as Odysseus gasps for air. Penelope smiles and traces the edge of his adoring, breathless grin. "You are not allowed to leave me ever again."
Penelope owns a golden chain.
It looks wonderful around her husband's feet.
#odypen#dark penelope truthers where you at#odysseus#penelope#my fic#epic the musical#odyssey#tw dark#ig??#greek mythology#penelope placidly smiling on her throne as the chain tinkles around odys ankles as he sorts out some person's problems#anyone who comes to talk to them is always intimidated as hell. glad odysseus is ruling but also hey king of ithaka blink 2 if u need help#he does not need help he is also crazy and very melty about his wifes love for him#it shuffles when he walks so she can always hear him#telemachus has grown up w his mom's crazy he never understands the concerns people come to him with and athena has no morals#so theres no help for menelaus helen and clymenestra when they walk in#“hey- what in fucks name.”
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Calypso, babes, he’s autistic. This is just how he processes the world. Leave him alone.
#I hate this scene bc Calypso doesn’t recognise that this is how Leo does things#bc of ✨trauma✨ Leo feels like he has to always keep busy and focus on what he CAN fix#she gets angry at him when this is just how he sees the world and he can’t change that#fuck you calypso#the dark prophecy#autistic leo#autistic leo valdez#caleo crit#anti caleo#caleo#i hate caleo#leo x calypso#calypso x leo#pjo calypso#calypso pjo#leo pjo#leovaldez#team leo#all da ladies luv leo#leo valdez#leo valdez angst#leo valdez hc#leo valdez headcanons#leo valdez pjo#pjo leo#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo#percy jackson fandom#pjo hoo toa
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