#she ALWAYS fucking does this
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My mother just shouted the Christmas present I got for my sister so loud the entire fucking street could hear it. So much for surprises
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Whhhhyyyyy
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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#ive been friends with this person for 13 years and even lived with them but#it stresses me out so badly that it takes us 2 weeks to have a convi that should only take five minutes#bc she wont answer my damn messages#even if she is the one who initiated#like we are planning to meet up and i need to fucking know when and where#she always fucking does this#ive given up trying to keep our friendship active for my own sake#but when shes the one who wants to catch up sayinf she missed me...#urgh#like i love her and hanging out is great when we actually meet up but these patterns are not fucking great for my self esteem#especially when im waiting for her to confirm the time for our meetup and she cancels the day of the meeting bc she suddenly had other plans#ok done venting#v
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Not my manager scheduling me six days in a row :^)
#she always fucking does this#everyone else gets consistent and reasonable schedules but i never fucking do im always forced to work around-#-everyone elses stupid fucking schedules#i hate this job i need to quit so fucking bad i cant stand working here any more im going to kill myself#self harm tw#jet jabbers
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in honor of Sonic 3 officially releasing I’d like everyone to give a special shoutout to my mom who broke two minor traffic laws to get to the theatre on time. this is what a real autism mom looks like
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#shadow the hedgehog#bc it’s his movie lbr#this is not a joke btw. shes aware and fully expecting to get a citation letter in the mail#for context even before I had my autism diagnosis I have been full blown OBSESSED with the Sonic series since I was 6-7#and as my mom she has gotten the majority of my infodumping/making her watch the shows with me/making her attempt to play the games/etc#she is genuinely as invested in major Sonic related happenings as I am#her favorite characters since I was little have always been Tails and Amy (but like ESPECIALLY Tails)#she does NOT fuck around when it comes to Sonic#autism moms WISH they were her
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I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it
#he pieces it together later but i mean. its so hard for him to miss now that hes looking back at it#like why is he always always always cold with a turtleneck on and heating blasting#why is his appetite so scarce? how come his sleep deprived body withstands hours - sometimes DAYS - of patrol#and functions perfectly? how come time passes by but he stays the same? why wont clark and dick stop giving gim#*him looks of loving grief?#why does harley slam her fists on her head when she sees him? ' no no no you're gone. you're GONE. I KNOW you are!'#why does selina smile at him with such heavy pity ' sorry bruce. i don't do ghosts'#bruce wayne#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#clark kent#dick grayson#jason todd#bc they def exclude the cloning. they dont want another bruce. they want THEIR bruce. tim#like can you imagine jason getting up in tim's face and just ' if you're not gonna stand by us then stay out of our way'#dark bruce? tired. dark BATKIDS? sign me the FUCK up#batdad#text
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havent drawn all of them in a WHILE ✸
#critical role#bells hells#critrole#ashton greymoore#orym of the air ashari#imogen temult#chetney pock o'pea#fearne calloway#laudna#fresh cut grass#bell's hells#art#my art#almost gave up on this so many times#but that chet wolf and side profile ashton were just too good to give up on#and as always fearne looks so good#really proud of the imogen here too i think she looks so cute#i had to redraw her so many times im so bad at drawing her :[#ANYWAY HI I FINALLY MAKE ART AND POST IT#been having the worst art block ever :(#its made me so depressed and then i got even more depressed cuz i wasnt being productive but i couldnt do anything cuz i was depressed#:((( why does my hobby make me sad and want to quit#um anyways did you guys watch that new dungmeshi episode#the tonal whiplash was fucking crazy i loved it
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i was on a "thinking about ryuk" kick earlier and. i get the appeal of saying he's the only one who sees light in his entirety — it makes perfect sense, he's the one who light monologues to about his grand plans, he's the one who light stays with practically 24/7 for five years — but i don't think it's completely true?
ryuk to me has this tendency to assume that light is straightforwardly malicious (see: he thinks light was lying when light says he'll avenge his father if soichiro ever gets killed by kira, he doesn't really get why light wants to do things like reveal his location to L until light explains he wants to eliminate L entirely, he takes the "i wish i had wings" thing seriously as though it's supposed to be part of light's Master Plan instead of a little quirk that light was clearly feeling vulnerable about, he's surprised when light isn't willing to kill sayu in the second arc). like there's real fondness for light in there as well, he congratulates light for getting into college for instance, but i don't really feel like ryuk has ever. understood him fully. he's trying, he gets better at it over time, but he does have a bias.
and i think, also, that this is because ryuk has another tendency to assume that light is just like him.
which makes sense, because light is the one who offers up "i was bored, too" as a genuine point of commonality between them. and then ryuk jumps to "you know, you'd make a really good shinigami!" and "hey light do you want the eyes" and then at the end "we eased each other's boredom for quite a while." he does notice when light is acting weird and tries to adjust his viewpoint (he goes ! when light starts doing his "i've never been so humiliated in my whole life" thing) but given that he only figures out light genuinely cares for his sister when he refuses to sacrifice her, after five years of watching this whole family dynamic, i don't think he ever actually gets there.
which is. sad. it's really goddamn sad. you know you're really fucked when even the demon haunting you can't figure you out
#ryuk#light yagami#death note#light's obviously an unreliable narrator#but i think ryuk kind of is one too#anyway something something everyone around light sees only the facets they want to see#misa recognizes light is selfish and cruel and only ever uses her but she pretends he's her knight anyway#L recognizes there's something off about yotsuba light but pretends he's still kira anyway#(something to be said about how he does drop that assumption halfway through but still. to L he was/will be kira always and forever)#and ryuk recognizes light is horribly fucking lonely but he pretends he's just a maniacal dictator anyway because it's more entertaining#something something. idk. i'm saying words recreationally here.#anyway when unchallenged i think ryuk kind of sees light the way the stereotypical death note redditor does
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correct me if I’m out of line bc I’m not a detransitioner, but I hate hate hate how common arguments against transition/“in defense of” detransitioners is “they can’t have kids!” or “they can’t breastfeed!”
why should mitigating harm always come down to what a woman can do for a potential child (or a man’s ability to father children)? why isn’t it enough to keep HER from harm? it’s just prioritizing women as broodmares all over again. why isn’t it enough to keep HER from chronic pain, heart and blood pressure issues, incontinence, necrosis, limited mobility and death?
#I don’t give a fuck about having children and if I could remove that ability + my breasts w zero negative consequences I’d do it#I’m sorry but if someone is mentally ill enough to devalue their own health and life I highly doubt they’ll give af about a potential future#child. it’s not a convincing argument and just further pushes women into transition bc they don’t want or care about having kids.#it always sounds like ‘no don’t damage our breeding machines!’ stop falling for it. stop giving ANY credence to ppl whose first concern is#de/transitioners’ ability to have kids or look appealing to men#‘look at this woman! she has a beard and a low voice!’ is not gonna convince ftms. they WANT those effects. emphasize the damage transition#does to your HEALTH. your LIFE EXPECTANCY.
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tma tma tma
#more more more#this is all I wanna draw recently#gerard keay#jonathan sims#sleepy guy#young jon?#idk I struggle so hard to stick to one visual when it comes to jon. I feel like i know exactly what he DOESN't look like#but ask me to draw what he does look like??? impossible i fucking guess#he is elusive#he always ends up too cute or too young.i have not historically drawn many guys that look 40s n all fucked up. not really in my wheelhouse.#tragic#the magnus archives#tma#fan art#gerry keay#gerry keay is easier but I do think he's a little too pretty here. altho... i do subscribe to transfemme gerry. she/they gerry i see you#anyway I hope someone enjoys#if not then just 4 me all good
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My one coworker thinks the world revolves around her and I’m so fucking sick of it
#so there’s this one task that we’ve been splitting for months and I can’t stand it because I’m always stuck sitting and waiting all morning#for her to do her part#(and she has the easier part!)#and I’m supposed to train her on my half today#but i also have to train two other people on two completely different things later today#and that’s all gonna take a long time#so I asked her to let me know the second she finished her half of the task so I can go over my half with her#because it’s all very time sensitive#and I can see that she’s finished with everything and has been for at least a half hour#and she still hasn’t said a word to me#she knows I don’t have time to sit around and wait for her all day and she’s still doing this#she ALWAYS fucking does this#I’m so sick of her#why am I always the one stuck training her on everything?#why can’t someone else ever take one for the fucking team
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berryheart getting a comparatively happy end where sunbeam is satisfied to know berryheart despite being a horrible fascist loved her (and not any other family member) and all of berryhearts remaining family come together to bury here as sunbeam thinks about wishing berryheart was still alive while curlfeather is reduced to just stubborn and power hungry and unwilling to even apologize to frostpaw/dawn is just so. so
erin hunters' vc i can excuse fascism but i draw the line at atheism
#lamb.og#asc spoilers#why does sunbeam get to unnuancedly love her fascist mother to the point of being willing to die fur her#while frostpaw completely rejects curlfeather at every turn even in death#sunbeam gets to be satisfied knowing her fascist mother always loved her and wanted her by her side#but curlfeather doesnt even apawlogize to frostpaw or take accountability. youve got to be kidding me#both berryheart and curlfeathers actions resulted in cats dying. in their daughters getting hurt#but curlfeather didnt like starclan so shes an infinitely worse purrson and characterized as way more flat and stubborn. come the fuck on#warrior cats
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everytime someone says a version of "what if Shifty is intentionally manipulative and maybe even evil–" a part of me dies a little inside
#no matter what you think of her#you can't deny just how UNFAIR things are from her perspective#both she and the vessels have so little agency in their own fate#they have no choice. they can only REACT to *your* choices#and you can always choose to be cruel#to deny her of any compassion and any chance at connection#does she comes off as pushy and entitled?#bitch it's literally her EXISTENCE on the line#not vibing and being overwhelmed with her is perfectly fine and valid honestly#but do not come at me with how she's secretly evil and the villain of the story all slong#slay the princess#< main tagging this. fuck it#sal rants#< new tag unlocked. that's how mad this shit makes me lol
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“he was mentally ill. this monster was a- was a sick fantasy. a product of his dementia.”
“…i saw it too. does that make me disturbed? demented? does… that make me sick too?”
#txf#the x files#dana scully#fox mulder#folie a deux#this episode … this EPISODE!!!!!!#genuinely so indicative of how much they trust each other….#between mulder just . having to rely on scully for the last part of the ep#scully thinking he’s off his fucking rocker and still looking into what he asks her to look into bc she TRUSTS him . bc she LOVES him !!!!#and maybe he’s a little nuts but goddamnit she will at least check it out !! just in case he’s right!!!#AND she lies for him all the time . i mean she always does this whenever he decides to go nuts But specifically in this ep…#looks skinner in the eye and goes . yea man im totally fully with mulder on this . and he’s definitely not being weird and i definitely kno#what’s going on with him#she lies for mulder all the time its soooo…#anyways . drawing wise this drove me nuts i hate drawing mulder . he’s so hard for me to draw#they’re kinda kirie and shuichi coded in the bottom part but . well . why not . might as well be#ALSOOO i chose that quote for the bottom bc . well . does she think he’s crazy? like actually for real?#i feel like every time scully talks about mulder (up to season five at least as thats where im at) its contained in some way?#in her reports . to family . to skinner . to mulder !#i think the only time she’s Really honest is in the confessional but even then…#bc its not like she’s against speaking her mind . i mean generally and situational but for ppl she’s close to she usually isnt#but when it comes to mulder it always feels contained and like she’s making excuses for him (he is always her exception .#llike whenevrr he gets some disease or affliction or whatever she ALWAYS jumps to going ‘but well… sometimes there’s this excuse’ and she#does this w a lot considering shes science focused but w mulder shes always like . well he ISNT crazy because uhhhh .#this hyperspecific scenario that is in no fuckin way the case)#but does she think he’s crazy? does HE think she thinks he’s crazy?#is he asking about this specific case or is he asking in general? over the entirety of the show?#its been five years scully. is he crazy? sick? demented?#has this all been a sick fantasy fueled by mental illness? youre the doctor scully . surely you have the answer?#anyways i dont think she knows . and if that is the case — what does that mean for her?
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Calypso, babes, he’s autistic. This is just how he processes the world. Leave him alone.
#I hate this scene bc Calypso doesn’t recognise that this is how Leo does things#bc of ✨trauma✨ Leo feels like he has to always keep busy and focus on what he CAN fix#she gets angry at him when this is just how he sees the world and he can’t change that#fuck you calypso#the dark prophecy#autistic leo#autistic leo valdez#caleo crit#anti caleo#caleo#i hate caleo#leo x calypso#calypso x leo#pjo calypso#calypso pjo#leo pjo#leovaldez#team leo#all da ladies luv leo#leo valdez#leo valdez angst#leo valdez hc#leo valdez headcanons#leo valdez pjo#pjo leo#percy jackson#pjo fandom#pjo#percy jackson fandom#pjo hoo toa
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