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Spook is my Little King Trashmouth
There’s a bunch of stray cats in my neighborhood and I’ve given them all names and backstories and I feel like I’m turning into Linda Belcher with the alley raccoons
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There’s a bunch of stray cats in my neighborhood and I’ve given them all names and backstories and I feel like I’m turning into Linda Belcher with the alley raccoons
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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real
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Mutuals in different timezones:
Turn based friendship
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january sucks because it lasts four years and then at the end of it you don’t get even something good like may or october no you get february which every knows is just surplus january but harder to spell
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Jellycat of the Day | 1st February 2025
↳ Carys Caterpillar
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𝙵𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟸 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹
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I’m never going to get to watch a full episode of Jeopardy again in my life am I
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