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Bi | 26 | she/her | My gender is Janet from The Good Place Certified Ken Jennings Hate Account 馃 RIP in peace my stupid gay vampires 馃
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Based on that one Anne Hathaway picture
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This might be my best drawing of Yorgrim
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Fun fact I actually hate drawing muscles
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
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ednacrabapple 3 hours ago
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notice how nobody鈥檚 alive anymore
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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.
Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.
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Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.
But still this can be narrowed further.
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When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.
Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.
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merry crisis
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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ednacrabapple 15 hours ago
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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.
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girlfriends
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ednacrabapple 16 hours ago
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I fucking love joke swap so much
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ednacrabapple 17 hours ago
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Whenever I see Kenny I think "lil creature in a jacket" instead of "a human being with blonde human hair"
Emm. He's a lil' skrunkly animal in disguise. Not a human. You cannot prove me wrong
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The skrunkly.
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ednacrabapple 17 hours ago
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Shit wait I just realized it鈥檚 the last snl before Christmas I hope we get joke swap on weekend update
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ednacrabapple 21 hours ago
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Maybe Ohio State will be the one team to not let me down today
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