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chazza678 · 2 years ago

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I just watched Yellowjackets and I am... speechless

#i love Taissa so much #yellowjackets #who shat in the piss bucket?!#taissa turner #van palmer #shauna is so funny #misty quigley #jackie turned into a snackie #lottie matthews #i thought i would hate jeff...#...i love him #i hope ben isnt next #rip steve

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wildflowercryptid · 9 months ago

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the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

#enjoy my shitpost doodles i'll do more serious ones later #mjv!calem is so funny to me i want to study him in a lab #the most fucked up lil dude in all of kalos he's so god damn haunted #just girly things : when an evil ecofascist ceo tricks you into almost killing your friends by brainwashing you <3 #i actually need to talk about what happens in mjv!xy instead of just dropping wild out of context jokes about plot points aksflj #pokemon #pokemon xy #pkmn xy #pokemon serena #trainer serena #pokemon az #trainer az #pokemon calem #trainer calem #rival calem #pokemon shauna #rival shauna #pokemon emma #trainer emma #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #chara : serena vidal #chara : zephyrathes '' az '' vidal #<- fucked up in that hc post and forgot to write out his full first name oops #chara : calem durant #chara : shauna bellamy #chara : emma khalil #🎨 : mj draws #tw explosion

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dogcatgirlthing · 11 months ago

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call that yuri on ice

#mars post 🐇#haha so funny do you get the joke #please laugh #please..#please #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackieshauna #shaunajackie #jackie x shauna #yellowjackets

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anyataylorjoys · 9 months ago

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YELLOWJACKETS (2021— ) S2E03: Digestif

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #69yellowjackets #tusermiles #tusercj #userhann #usersameera #userbecca #yellowjacketscentral #filmtvcentral #cinemapix #gifs*#shauna shipman #jeff sadecki #and she was right! how boring in bed do you have to be to not want to try out strawberry lube #not like she was asking to peg. unless she was tbh I wasn't there #they really are so funny I love that they gave us a reason to like this couple when we had absolutely no reason to

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robertacolndrez · 2 years ago

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YELLOWJACKETS 2x03 - Digestif

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the-lonelyshepherd · 8 months ago

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sponsored by the Wilderness

#this took so long to figure out how to make tbh #i thought it was really funny though #sheps art #yellowjackets #yellowjackets showtime #yellowjackets fanart #yellowjackets meme #lottie matthews #shauna shipman #natalie scatorccio #laura lee #lottielee #lottienat #lottieshauna #yellowjackets shitpost #yippee!!#blood

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mourning-at-night · 1 year ago

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kind of obsessed with the fly by character descriptions they give in this version of the pilot’s script

#love how they specify short-shorts for ben #and terminally cheerful??? are u kidding me the joke writes itself #also Jeff’s describes him as ‘lacrosse-hot’ and that’s so funny to me. like yeah he is #shauna shipman #natalie scatorccio #van palmer #taissa turner #misty quigley #ben scott #yellowjackets

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tabithatwo · 2 years ago

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do you think shauna learned that cells turn over completely in seven years thing in high school biology and latched onto it and had an existential crisis meltdown of nuclear proportions when it was coming up on seven years since she’d consumed jackie because none of the cells in her body were born out of the energy she got from jackie’s flesh anymore?

#or am I the only one who thinks like this l o l #I WISH this was shitposting #I’m so serious tho lmao like #I think shauna would think about this #I think she’d study it. like she’d say okay that’s just an untrue fun fact right #but then like once you get down to the detail and the complexity she wouldn’t know if she was MORE jackie or LESS jackie #she’s sitting in the LITERAL CLOSET that she loves to sit in for environmental storytelling purposes crying about cell turnover #jeff comes home and she’s holding a medical journal in shaking hands asking about heart cells #through sobs she asks if only 40% of your heart renews in a lifetime was any of that at the RIGHT time #jeff says what…what Right time you’re scaring me a little #shauna rolls her eyes and kicks him out of his own bedroom so she can cry under better conditions (without him)#she calls taissa for the first time in two years but she of course can’t bring herself to ask so it’s just an awkward call all around #this is both funny to me and breaking my heart like I’m so emotionally dysregulated about this I’m not sure if I’m kidding or serious!!#much like yellowjackets showtime!!!#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackie x shauna #taissa turner #shauna x jackie

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pebbles-scatter · 2 days ago

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sorry but lottie being obsessed with shauna's baby is one of the most insane plot points i can't stop thinking about it LMFAO

happy belated father's day to lottie matthews: not the stepdad, but the dad that STEPPED UP!

#kxllxalvc.txt #yellowjackets #you ARE the father lottie matthews #now she's trying to be shauna's baby daddy AGAIN 20 yrs later with callie #personally i always see the 'our baby' thing as lottie saying he's EVERYONES baby but thats still SO funny FUCK YOU MEAN OUR???? BABY

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lesbiyawn · 2 years ago

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since you guys liked the last yj twitter post, I present to you the best part of yj twitter: the Lottie parody account

#the mods are so fucking funny #the emoji use gets me every time #and her beef with the Misty parody account is so fucking funny #yellowjackets #lottie matthews #simone kessell #misty quigley #shauna shipman #natalie scatorccio #taissa turner #van palmer

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kneworder · 2 years ago

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How could it not have been me? After everything? When I was the one willing to do what it took to keep us all fed. I used to think it was Jackie who made me feel invisible but

- shauna's journal, s2e09 storytelling

#shauna was so funny for this 'what do you MEAN i dont get to be cannibal queen 😤' GIRL????#shauna shipman #shauna sadecki #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #fairly sure of this transcription but i am fudging a bit of the punctuation etc

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sweaters-and-vertigo · 2 months ago

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watching yellowjackets while really, really high:

#yellowjackets is so fucking…… mmm. terror. lust. and the lgbtq.#yellowjackets is also the average high school girlhood experience #JJACKIESHAUNAJACKIESHAUNAJACKIESHAUNA #shauna eating jackie’s ear as a romantic gesture is 🤌🏼#jackieshauna #“hello misty. you crazy fuckinh bitch.” “ok i’m outta here” 😭😭#anyway #diversity in horror is SO important to me #being high #yellowjackets #i love this show #i love this shit #horror #horror shows #lesbian shows #lesbian representation #soccer #is this funny? idk #i hope it is

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adiresituation · 5 months ago

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“Good Luck, Babe!” IS NOT MAXLEY’S SONG!! OK?? The song obviously belongs to Jackieshauna. No other ship will ever fit that song more than it will for them. Never

#jackieshauna #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #good luck babe #maxley #Yellowjackets #yellowjackets tv #queer #they consume my every waking thought #get it #CONSUME??#cannabalism #im so funny #lesbian #i love lesbians

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smokestarrules · 2 years ago

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the cinematic contrast of Shauna ‘literal murderer’ Shipman breaking down in front of the cops and essentially traumadumping on them versus her teenage daughter, who is genuinely innocent in all this and who seems to be wanting a good grade in covering up that exact murder stepping out of the interrogation room damn-near victoriously

#this show is so fucking funny #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #shauna shipman #callie sadecki #smokey speaks

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twelverriver · 2 years ago

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Callie and Shauna in the Yellowjackets season 2 trailer

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #yjedit #yellowjacketssource #yellowjacketscentral #femaledaily #smallscreensource #*mine #idc that they are soo different in colour i'm just gonna post this #this is so funny to me sjjfjg #comedy icon shauna shipman returns to me SOON

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dykelittlemy · 1 year ago

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squish 🩷

#jackie taylor #shauna shipman #jackieshauna #jackie x shauna #yellowjackets #yellowjackets fanart #yjs1 #pre crash yellowjackets #i like making taylor ham jokes w jackie’s last name…#jackie taylor ham n egg on an everything bagel hahahahaha #i’m so funny

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