#shapeshifter incorrect quotes

[justaz]

king merlin after meeting lady guinevere and sir lancelot’s baby and falling in love: arthur. i want a baby.

king arthur, not looking up from his paperwork: …what?

merlin: give me a baby.

arthur, sighing: merlin, you studied to be a physician. i don’t think i have to be the one to tell you how impractical that is.

merlin, rolling his eyes: this is why i’m the brighter side of the coin

arthur, finally looking up: wha-

queen merlin using magic to transform her body: i. want. a. baby.

arthur:

arthur:

arthur: *stands up from his desk so fast his chair topples over, multiple parchments flutter to the ground, his tunic is already off*

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Ok, but imagine shapeshifter Charlie, turning into a snake to curl around Vaggie's neck, turning into a bear to give the best possible hugs... The possibilities are endless (i have so many fluff Chaggie headcanons for Shapeshifter!Charlie it's not even funny)

she would use it for evil as well. or. not evil exactly. as a self defense mechanism and really bad excuse for things~

Charlie: "Would you still love me if I was a WORM?"

Vaggie: "I would hold you so gently, sweetie."

Worm Charlie: "am worm~"

Vaggie: (scooping gf up) "Holds gently."

Worm Charlie: "yay!!!

Vaggie: "....."

Vaggie: "You do know that we still have to go tell Angel Dust off for writing 'ALL ARE WEL-CUM' and 'CUM AS YOU ARE' on the hotel windows."

Worm Charlie: "but im a worm????"

Vaggie: "Physically not having a spine doesn't mean you can pretend you don't still have one mentally, babe."

Worm Charlie: (wiggling piteously) "but worms cant handle interpersonal conflict...!"

Vaggie: "Of course they can't handle it. They don't have hands."

Worm Charlie: "..."

Vaggie: "That's why I'm here to give you a hand with things."

Worm Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "Has this been PUNishing enough for you?"

Worm Charlie: "vaggieeee whyyy."

Vaggie: "Because I love you. Are you ready to stop being a worm?"

Charlie: (turning back with face smooshed in gfs hands) "Yessh, Vaggie." (pouting)

[simsim54]

Edward: Black. Jacob: *overhears* Edward: Black? Jacob: *about to speak up* Edward: No, Cullen-Black? Edward: Jacob Cullen Or Edward Black Jacob: *from around a corner* Edward Cullen sounds much better if I do say so myself. Edward: How much of that did you hear? Jacob: *walks out* or you and I could be Cullen-Black. But I think we should plan this once we start dating Edward: Are you asking me out? Jacob: I don't know Mr. Cullen-Black, am I?

[fandomnerd9602]

Shapeshifter yn who never forgive Tony for locking Wanda in a cell, he shifts everytime he can to a cat and bites him or hit him with his paw, and even if the others forgives him about it, It was funny watching yn and Tony together

A cat bites Tony...

Tony: dang it Y/N! Stop biting me!

Y/N: not until you say sorry to my witch!

Wanda: detka-

Y/N: no! I wanna hear a verbal apology from him!

Tony: Wanda, and Y/N, I am sorry. It was a terrible move on my behalf and I shouldn't have done that.

Y/N bites Tony again...

Tony: ow! Why?

Y/N: now I like you again.

[rosieshipper]

Dipper: There’s these creepy urban legends about kids with pitch black eyes who try to trick you by letting them into your house

Mabel: Ew

Rose: *looks at them with pitch black eyes* It worked though didn’t it?

Dipper and Mabel: *terrified screams*

Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @shibasparklez @wolfofthedead

[starsforbuckley]

INCORRECT 9-1-1 QUOTE

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Chimney*

Chimney: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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• fandom: 9-1-1

[kyat-kyat]

Incorrect Record of Ragnarok Quotes #5

[kitty--white]

Melkor: Is it possible to eat a part of shapeshifter in animal form to keep him without injures in human form? Like, what part of human is his animal tail?

Gothmog: Can he lay an egg, while being a hen? They do it everyday. That would be really conveniently - you're an omlet for yourself!

Sauron: Go have a dinner, you two!

[shadow-coolness]

*At a Pride Parade*

Connie: Are you disappointed?

Steven dressed as a lion: No its fine.

[fl3shm4id3n]

Y/n moments

Human!y/n: I knew the perk was fake, but I still ate it, cause I'm a gremlin RHAWWWWR!! - Lo'ak: *About to prank Mutant!y/n* Ya'll Mutant!y/n: What? Lo'ak: Beyonce dead at 41! Mutant!y/n: *Screams* NOOOO! - [Neteyam and vampire!y/n in a horror movie] Neteyam: QUICK, YOU'RE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD. WHAT IS YOUR TYPE?! Vampire!y/n: *bleeding out* tall, male, black braided hair, caring, positive- Neteyam: BLOOD TYPE YOU DUMB FUCK! Vampire!y/n: oh *look down at her wound* red - Kryptonian!y/n: My gender is anger and my pronounce are fuck off and screw you. - *Lo'ak on the phone with Tamaranean!y/n pretending to be a killer as a prank* Lo'ak: I'm watching you Tamaranean!y/n:... Tamaranean!y/n: Do I look good? - Kiri: What do you do for a living? Shapeshifter!y/n: Live against my will - Yolotli: Where is y/n? Eztli: On the dance floor Ay'Amhul!y/n: *Dancing a bit too aggressively with the other na'vi*

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Tamlin: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.

Feyre: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.

the generator

[simsim54]

edward: *lying on the floor* I miss jacob jasper: he's been gone 5 minutes edward: *sniffs* I miss my jake emmett: he's gone to the fucking shop edward: *full on crying* I miss my alpha jacob: *walks through the door* honey, i'm home edward: fuck you mutt, didn't notice you were even gone

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda doing a livestream with shapeshifter yn being a cat and he is grounded

Livestreamer!Wanda continues…

Wanda: any questions for me?

One question sticks out…

Wanda: where’s Y/N? They’ve been here the whole time

A cat jumps off the couch and turns into…

Y/N: best cat nap of my life

Y/N gives Wanda a kiss on the cheek…

[incorrectkakashi]

shapeshifter: *transforms to look like kakashi*

kakashi: okay, are you like BLIND? you look nothing like me. first off, I'm way taller. secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

[mischefous]

Silly lil comic. Got the idea from an incorrect quote generator.

[velociraptor-sisterhood]

Maggie: what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger

Rashel: what doesn’t kill me should try harder

Keller: what doesn’t kill me better start running

Hannah: you’re all either going to cancel each other out or combine to kill god and I do not know which is worse