#shame on you mom

[zaskiaz]

so i was talking about top gun with my mom

who’s been a huge fan ever since before i was born, and i was gushing about the fighter jet’s and how cool they are and a bunch of other curiosities i’ve learned about them, either from podcasts or from yt videos etc etc and she was like

“oh so you’d want to fly one sometime?”

and i was like “well yea obviously, if i was crazy rich. bc tHEY ARE SO COOL isn’t that like everyone’s dream once they watch the movie?”

and she just stared at me, raised one eyebrow and shook her head. and i’m like what do you mean your first automatic response to that movie isn’t I WANNA FLY JETS, PLANES MAKE THE BRAIN GO BRRRR ???????

and she just shrugged and said “yeah no i just really like tom cruise. oh, and the storyline.” which ok, valid but still. and then she adds “also, i’d probably puke all over if i ever flew in one of those”

and i just ???? yea me too, mom, but it’d be so worth it.

long story short, please tell me i’m not the only freak obsessed with aviation who loves that movie bc of the planes and because of the gayest love story to ever gay (yes icemav i’m looking at you)

i’m not putting an “all the options above” option, because i think it’s fairly obvious that if you love top gun you’d at least like to check all the boxes. i’m making you choose on purpose >:3

[bookalicent]

yeah so this was insane

[avicecaro]

hate to say it, but part of ending the stigma around sexual assault means not assuming every woman blames herself. yes, female socialization encourages it, but that doesn’t make it a given, and the goal of all of these campaigns is to eventually diminish the proportion of women who do blame themselves. it is entirely possible, and increasingly common, for women to experience sexual assault and not feel shame or guilt, which we should be happy about. but instead, there are only so many times you can hear “you know it’s not your fault, right?” before it sounds like “it was your fault”. and there’s only so many times you can hear “don’t blame yourself” before it sounds like “you should blame yourself”. because it feels good to say, doesn’t it? sure, you don’t believe she’s guilty, but you do believe she should feel guilty, so that you can disabuse her of the notion. just something to consider.

[fullscoreshenanigans]

(The Promised Neverland Art Book World)

Ah yes, one of my favorite genres of baby full score trio pictures: Isabella being openly affectionate toward Emma and Norman in front of Ray while being hands off with him.

(Chapter 2 | Chapter 37 | Chapter 165 | Chapter 170 | Chapter 177)

[ink-the-artist]

“Social media has made this generation so narcissistic and self centered everyone’s always posting selfies and posting about everything they do during the day” shut up. The human desire to show you exist and you were here is innate and we’ve been doing it since the days we were leaving hand prints on cave walls

[rosalind-hawkins]

Fuck it, I'm just gonna share my big announcement today. I can't wait any longer.

I'm pregnant!

Yep, @hylianherald and I are expecting our first kidso to join our family in April/May 2025. ❤️

We're literally in the middle of moving this week, and it's been so rough without the aid of energy drinks or just caffeine in general, and on top of pregnancy symptoms.

ANYWAYS, I will be opening up pregnancy fic commissions soon, but there will only be a limited number of slots at a time, to keep me on track.

Fic commissions will be $5 for a 1000-1250 word fic.

So that I have a good sense of how many slots to open up, please vote below to lmk if you're interested.

[skitskatdacat63]

Happy Birthday to Seb, and Seb only.

+ some explanations

I realized as I was making this, some of the little stuff probably only makes sense to me, and maybe people who have been following me for a while atp. So I wanted to explain some of the little details I included cause I really love them!!

First of all, I wanted to incude my original sketch for this(from like 5 hours ago lmfao), bcs I find it sooooo cute. Look at him!! Little guy!

I. Fernando's Gift

This is of course a reference to the Fernando teddy bear, but more specifically to the vettonso comic with the bear I drew a while ago. As you can see from my sketch, this is the first gift I came up, which I'm pretty happy about!! It's always so cute to me no matter its form. Though...I don't think teddy bears existed yet in the early 1700s, but Fernando found a way, okay? I like to think Fernando is all gruff in the beginning, but gives Seb this or something similar and remarks "to keep you company when I'm back in Spain," and then he has to pretend he has food poisoning rather than living with having said something so sappy.

II. Mark's Gift

I don't think this is really a reference to any specific post of mine. Dog!Mark is just an important Mark characterization in general, but especially in boy king au where he is really reduced to the status of dog by virtue of his upbringing and vocation. He definitely plays this off as wanting Seb to get another hunting dog(something he advocates for often. Seb knows it's entirely self motivated but loves to humor him bcs its cute to see how much he loves dogs. Well Seb loves dogs too, one dog in particular-)

III. Jenson's Gift

AAAAHHHH I'm so proud of this one bcs of how many leves there are to it!! I couldn't for the life of me think of what Jense would gift him but then I remembered I characterize him as horse obsessed(read: ye olde carfucker.) So this is basically the ye olde version of him getting Seb ultra detailed minatures of his cars. HOWEVER this is also a callback to one of my favorite posts I've ever made, back when I translated Seb's car names into Latin. So it was fun to actually get to canonize that in a way. ALSO! BTW! Those horses are specifically Lipizzans, which are a very iconic horse breed in the Habsburg Empire and Vienna specifically. A horse breed sought after by the Habsburgs for both war but also riding schools, and they still remain as the breed of horse trained in Vienna's Spanish Riding School today. The emperor Seb is based on comissioned the school's main riding hall, and his portrait still hangs above where the riders enter. So I thought that was a fun little easter egg to include!

Also the characterization in this is so funny. I guess I'd consider them a polycule, like they're a unit and all have interesting relationships between each other. But one of the main focuses is the kinda love triangle between sebmarknando. Like Mark and Fernando constantly fighting for Seb'cs undivided affection and attention. But as per usual, Jenson, who is on the sidelines, swoops in effortlessly with the most perfect gift ever. I feel like he understands and gets along with Seb the best out of the three, but just doesn't want to deal with such a complicated thing so he's satisfied being a bit distant(he secretly takes a lot of joy one-upping the other two. It's impossible to not crave your ruler's attention, no?)

[zours025]

I am not finishing this because im fucking lazy so take this now too okay!!!

Alts and the like under here + One amputee iggy stump (???) warning IDK1!!!11!

[theghostinabadbook]

My children!! Look at them!! They are together again!! And happy!!

[artsy-n-smartsy]

Sooooo I had a drawing planned for today, it was gonna be of Heavy, Gordon and Chell, aka the Orange Box trio......but unfortunately it wouldn't have been done on time, if at all. My motivation to draw is kinda...meh at the moment.

However I did wanna do a little something for TF2's birthday so here's a bunch of the TF2 art I've made :D (hidden under the cut because it's a little long)

And then below are the ones I made in 2021. The dark red one? That's the very first TF2 art I made EVER!! .....And it is in desperate need of a redo, my gosh BHKDGHKEGHISHKHS

(The overlays were a cheap way to hide my mistakes/laziness/inability to draw different head shapes BJKSHJKS)

There is another one (it's a ScoutPauling drawing) but it's particularly crap so I'm leaving it off BHAHUAHUHAUAA if you really wanna see it then go lurk on my DeviantArt page hjfghjfhjf

There are some I skipped over for some reason or another but yeah.. happy birthday TF2!

[delzinrowe]

Yuuji is the bestest boy ever and no one can convince me otherwise

Don't even argue with me but Yuuji is the kind of guy who'd instantly know you're struggling with something from the way you seemingly type less when you reply to him

cw: depression mentioned

He's the kind of guy who wouldn't even think twicec let alone once about just ditching everything he had to do that day and just straight up dash to the next convenient store to pick up your favourite snacks and some microwave food, paired with some unhealthy sugary drinks that he knows you secretely love to the moon

Yuuji is the kind of guy who would run to your place in the middle of the night during a thunderstorm just because he worries about you

He's also the kind of guy who doesn't judge when he sees the mess at your place when you let him in

You're in tears and red in the face from embarrassment and shame about how messy your place looks and how you haven't showered in a week, let alone brushed your teeth. Your hair is an unwashed mess but he doesn't care

You can not convince me otherwise, Yuuji is the kind of guy who'd clean your entire apartment for you while you take a depression nap

He's such a caring guy, he'd even cook you some real food, because despite the snacks and junk food he brought he wants you to eat something proper too when you mention you've been surviving on frozen pizza and nuggets for three weeks

Yuuji doesn't judge, he doesn't humiliate, he doesn't even comment, he's just there and helps you how much he can because he loves you

But Yuuji's also the type to not confess to you because you're amidst your worst mental time and he cannot put any burden like that on your shoulders when you deal with so much in your head already

Unbeknownst to him, it's long not platonic anymore how he cares about you, how he cooks for you, how he helps you wash your hair, how he holds you when you cry, how he embraces you when you feel week

No, the way he protectively keeps you close to his chest when you cry yourself to sleep is far beyond platonic

[whatsjulietslastname]

if i see any more Chloe hate i’m going to fucking explode. i’m not even kidding this makes me physically ill i’m going to create a fucking uQuiz about Chloe Price’s character and if you get a bad score you officially do not understand her character and has no right to talk about her whatsoever because you cannot just……say shit like « yeah duh of course i chose Arcadia Bay over her she was so dramatic and annoying and so mean omg 🙄🙄🙄 » i’m coming for you. like you can chose Arcadia Bay it’s a choice based game but if you did it because ‘Chloe was such a meanie 😓’ OH MY GOD. i’m. aidiaoisoz. can someone plz stop me i’m going to jump off a roof /j

[physicsgoblin]

Love it when a guy on catholic match has it listed that he wants a woman who "is feminine and traditional and accepts the full authority of her husband as established by GOD (his way of writing it) and who dresses modestly" but then says he doesn't agree with the church's teaching on contraception and only wants 1-2 kids.

To be clear I do think the man is the head and priest of the household and obviously not everyone can have 10 kids but dude.

Also he says the only book he reads is the Bible. Well maybe you should read it a little more buddy.

[whirlybirbs]

it’s 5:20am i cannot sleep i am consumed with thoughts and yearning for keigo takami i need to be euthanized

[winepresswrath]

Armand's simpering little "and I never have" has taken on new dimensions for me. Technicality king and also I think very in keeping with his whole malign fairy creature deal. You can tell him not to hurt the bae, but you should really specify what "hurt" entails. Is chopping someone's hands off really hurting them? If they have annoyed you very much I mean.

-questions Armand might pose to Lestat that inspire him to leave the country

[leohtttbriar]

sure ezri dax has other and more pressing issues to deal with in season 7 of ds9 but i just think it'd be more interesting if she was constantly dodging any and all news about the weird pyschosexual relationship between her mom and the bajoran president/pope