#shallot posting

[purpleshallot]

sherlock: jumping in his room at an ungodly hour (stimming intensified)

mariana: in her bedroom, thinking an earthquake has hit the city of london

[lesbianaglaya]

This is my favourite pasta recipe it’s from melissa clark’s dinner cookbook and it’s so delicious + easy. you can sub the burrata for another soft cheese (i use mascarpone) that is less wildly expensive also i suggest dicing your garlic and cooking the white parts of the green onion with the tomatoes but it’s a very forgiving recipe.

[rwac96]

Pyrrha & Shallot # 3: Double Date

Pyrrha: *lowering her Scroll* "Oh, dear."

Shallot: *pummeling a sand bag* "What? Pumpkin Pete finally dropping you?"

Pyrrha: *annoyed, exhaled* "Ren canceled because Nora got arrested for ramping over getting waffles instead of pancakes."

Shallot: *stops his training* "The fuck? Crashing out over waffles sounds like rat behavior."

Pyrrha: *blinks at the Saiyan* "Um...me and Jaune still need another couple to complete the double date."

Shallot: "And you're asking me--Unnf!" *gets hit with a dress shirt & pants*

Pyrrha: "You and Weiss are going in their place."

Shallot: "Um, no."

Pyrrha: "Yes. Weiss and Jaune already agreed."

Shallot: *groans* "Is there gonna be good food where we're going?"

Pyrrha: "Yes--" *serious* "--and it means you don't eat up all the food."

Shallot: *annoyed* "Dammit!"

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*At the diner, The Arkos couple sat next to the Ancient Snow pairing; Shalot fiddling with his necktie*

Shallot: *grumpy* "I hate wearing shit like this!"

Weiss: "Shallot, it's a way to look presentable. Even Jaune knows this!"

Pyrrha: *unamused* "And this date is already going to Hell."

Jaune: "Guys, please calm down."

Shallot: *folds his arms* "C'mon! I ain't gonna crash out."

Pyrrha: "Crash out?"

Weiss: *rolled her eyes* "Please tell me you didn't pick up brainrot slang from Trunks."

Shallot: "Huh, he's right. Weiss, shawty, you tripping--."

SMACK!

Weiss: *slaps Shallot* "Stop it! None of that drivel!"

Pyrrha: "Honestly, maybe don't pick up slang from a child who watches things from a Scroll Pad."

Jaune: *turns to the approaching waitress* "Look! Our food's here!"

*The waitress sets the food down, the extra plates being for Shallot*

Shallot: *grabbing silverware* "Thanks!" *proceeds to dig in...getting crumbs everywhere*

Weiss: *huffs, wiping crumbs from her grey-bleu dress* "Don't get crumbs everywhere!"

Shallot: *muffled* "Mhmmf?" *continues eating*

Pyrrha: "Don't eat with your mouthful."

Jaune: *cutting into his steak* "I don't think he cares now."

Shallot: *chewing on a chicken drumstick, then swallowing* "Lotta talk from a guy who ate out Fat Ass at a Movie Theater."

Jaune: *blushes, nearly choking on his food* "KAFF! KAFF-KAFF!!" *pounds his own chest*

Weiss: *shocked* "Shallot, uncalled for!" *turns to Pyrrha* "Pyrrha, tell me that's not true!"

Pyrrha: *blushing, death glaring at Shallot* "We agreed never to speak about that."

Weiss: *horrified* "Pyrrha Jen Nikos!! You let Jaune perform cunnilingus on you in public?!"

Jaune: *gasps, then turns to Weiss* "Not so loud!"

Paparazzi "Journalist": "Heya, Helen Hale from XWC, did I just hear that THE Pyrrha Nikos let this nobody eat her out in a movie theater?"

*Pyrrha looks petrified, Jaune covers his hands in embarrassment, and Weiss gulped, realizing her mistake*

Shallot: *smiles, oblivious to the vibe* "Yup."

Helen: *gasps, raises a camera, and begins taking pictures* "Holy Hell! This is big news! Pyrrha Nikos, Champ in the ring, freak in the sheets!"

*This results in more paparazzi arriving, crowding around the quartet and assaulting them with flash photography*

Shallot: *angry* "Hey! Hey!! HEY FUCK OFF!!"

Weiss: "Shallot, darling, don't make this worse--."

Helen: *turns to Weiss* "Hold on! Weiss Schnee, Atlas Songbird, and SDC Heiress? You called him darling. You two dating?"

Shallot: "HEY! Don't ask my matefriend personal shit like that!!"

*Weiss facepalms, as the response causes more paparazzi to arrive at their table*

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*The quartet is in Jaune's car, the swordsman driving with an ashamed look on his face, while Weiss and Pyrrha death glare at Shallot*

Shallot: "Well...that went downhill. That went bad--."

Pyrrha: *livid* "Because it was your damned fault!"

Shallot: "Oh, shut it, Fat Ass!

Weiss: "Shallot, you opened your big mouth, which doesn't involve eating!"

Pyrrha: "Thanks to you, our business went on XWC and all over social media!"

Shallot: *rolls his eyes* "Nyeh! Nyeh! Nyeh! It's not like our friends found out--."

*Weiss pulls out her Scroll, the contact number: RED DOLT*

Ruby: *On the Scroll* "Pyrrha! Jaune! That's so nasty!!"

Shallot: *wide-eyed* "Um, news...travels fast--."

Pyrrha: *twitches* "Shut. Up! Shut your imbecilic, ignorant, oblivious shit hole up!!"

Shallot: *blinks* "...Meatmuncher--."

*Pyrrha let out a murderous yell, tackling Shallot, and began pummeling his face in*

Pyrrha: *beating Shallot black & blue* "You! Impulsive! Dumb Ass! Idiot! Moronic! SHIT!!"

Jaune: *blinks, his eyes focused on the road* "You gonna stop Pyr from hurting your man?"

Weiss: *exhales* "No, he deserved it." *blinks* "You're not gonna stop your paramour from committing aggravated assault?"

Jaune: *shrugs* "Just like ya said, the dumb ass deserves it."

[therealmofamorus]

RWBY/Dragon Ball Headcanon Post: Ancient Snow

*"And what exactly are you looking at!?"

[eggdoodles]

An old art trade with @cakeflesh !

Art he made for me😭😭😭

My part of the trade! Enjoyed drawing your faves 💕💕

[pianokantzart]

I just made the Mama Mario soup.

I can see why Luigi got so excited, that stuff good.

[murdleandmarot]

A quick bluebelle painting :))

[istherewifiinhell]

actually its hard to comprehend for me how much knife related skills are a obstacle. and now that i think about it. possibly philosophical style difference in reality. for people. i was talking to someone as they were dicing apples up finely for baking and at first i was like. oh you might wanna choke up on that knife a bit, it will give you greater control (this is a rather technical nitpick to offer someone, but considering they wanted small pieces with pretty oversized knife, seemed reasonable to me)

and then we kept talking and i noticed how..... unprocedural... their method was. i dont know if i could describe it kinda. slowly piecing away at the apple wedge. and i knew there was no way i was going to be able to explain my knowledge without pissing them off. so i just started to offer, tease, weedle, and beg. "do you want me to do one for u" "heyyyyy wanna see how i do it" "can i PLEASE do one for you" "JUST ONE!" and got the chance and proceeded to cut one in, what is actually a LESS technical way than any knife skills technique video i can find. lay it on a flat slide. cut thinly vertically. rotate 90 degrees. cut thinly again. a poor mans mince. which takes about 30 seconds. the difference in style had us basically screaming with laughter for longer than it took me to cut the apple wedge....

and then i wonder why im the only person here who cares how dull our knives are 🤔

[sunny-makes-doodles]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS DRAGON BALL IS STILL RUNNING RAMPANT IN MY HEAD

i recently got xenoverse 2 and all the dlc with it and played that bitch through like three times oh my god that game is wonderful. (i made what my and my friends joke is “dollar store shallot” since the hair doesn’t work lol) ((also via that obviously the legends trio is part of the time patrol duhhhhh))

fu shot up the list of my fav characters so fast its never been done before i was so shocked

(outside of the first image here) i only ever write/draw xv2 fu and hes like basically friends with the time patrol given how they treat him now LMAOO

anyway! i hope everyone has a wonderful pride month! i’ll try not to disappear for months on end haha

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Techno Barbarian

Relationship Status

Shallot and Vomi

Relationship Status: Semi-Hostile but Romantic Relationship

Shallot and Vomi have a rather hostile but strangely romantic relationship borne out of mutual desire and respect for each other and the fact that Vomi is a super intelligent scientist who can repair and invent new technologies for Shallot and Shallot is a powerful and influential techo-barbarian who’s sitting on a huge piles of incredible ancient super-technology from the Dark Ages of Science was goldmine for the scientific beauty.

[purpleshallot]

hold on i'm doing some academic research

[bearpause]

is that a shallot and a joint in your breast pocket or are you just… can I have some

[rwac96]

Shallot doesn't like Pyrrha, but he really doesn't like Bleiss. Mainly because after she found out what he did to Jaune before, Bleiss made sure that Shallot paid for it by throwing something hard at his family jewels. Never hurt Darling or she will make you pay.

Shallot: *wincing, holding his 'jewels* "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!"

Bleiss: *huffs* "Getting Darling hurt."

Shallot: "I told Pyrrha before, you colo-swap e-hoe, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

[octaviasdread]

(don’t repost photo)

Ophelia, John Everett Millais (1851-2) at the Tate Britain

[polarfarina]

Made some easy meat tomato sauce for dinner and mmmmm even though the tomato part was pre-done it was still so so good and satisfying. Look

So filling. So delicious

[sexcaliburs]

If I knew how to articulate any of my thoughts it'd be so over for all of you