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sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

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Pure Vanilla was kinda sus for this too ngl

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you're cute so i'm downloading you

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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what the fuck was this direct

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THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

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Can you believe this guy?

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las malvinas siguen en terrotorio argentino xq no pudieron llevarselas al museo britanico con los moai de la isla de pascuas

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zionists: latinos don't know about politics and they don't know how to read

Pero por qué no me vienen a leer esta, la concha de su madre.

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I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

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Everybody is shocked that US journalist was invited to a top secret chat discussing military strikes and then just left (honestly that's the funniest thing) while refusing to reveal sensitive information but that's about what I expected. You can read on his article, he doesn't care about the fact that the US military is striking one of the poorest countries in the world. In fact, he probably even supports it.

What he is outraged about is how dare Trump be so incompetent, how dare him compromise the effectiveness of the US military, which is doing its job to 'protect this country'. You will see this in media from other countries, there's little to no mention about WHERE the airstrikes were directed to, WHY and WHO they killed. It's all "oh Trump let a random journalist on his chat, how embarrassing!" If it had been Obama or Biden or whoever, the journalist probably wouldn't even had published anything, because after all I imagine (ha!) that they talk about bombing third world countries with propriety and decorum, not unlike these guys who are so, so cringe.

this is why I tell you that the US has a level of military worship seldom seen and completely naturalized

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billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday

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i made a gif of that one clip of jerma doing the han solo dance and sped it up and he really looks like a phineas and ferb character here

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i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”

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critical thinking leaving peoples brains as soon as a celebrity has a #lgbtqpride moment to divert attention away from the child abuse allegations against them