#sexy mando

[hapan-in-exile]

This is the sluttiest thing a man can do…

[valar-did-me-wrong]

I love you Gil-galad writers but I am craving for an OC smut that is not his betrothed & I can't seem to find any 👀

(please help)

I need that huge ass man to get down & dirty with a random person.. no marital bond, no royal status (no immortality? even better!!) just absolute debauchery!

I think he deserves some dirty dirty fun & we deserve to read him having it 🙊👀🫶🏽

[positivityjediprince]

Avarage day in the Whitesun-Larses move to Mandalore AU:

Poor Beru has to constantly deal with hoards of mandolorians who want to court Luke.

But it's not like her and Owen don't also have their share of admirers 👀

[coulsons-fullmetal-cellist]

Grogu's Top Five Reasons for using The Force

Get food

Protect dad

Get food

Have lot of fun

Get food

[aanteater-nose]

Woof 🫣

[dragonbe-laggin]

no one is talking about Din’s cowboy walk. Every time he moves he sways his hips. If he had a hat he would tip it, and grip his belt buckle. DINS. COWBOY. WALK.

[mensuited]

[pedroswhispers]

Would you?

[hapan-in-exile]

Hapan in Exile Masterlist

Genre: Mandalorian x Fem Reader

This is an ongoing action+adventure / meets / erotica series.

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Reader - you are a fugitive, former Rebellion combat medic, navigating life on the run and the escalating sexual tension with your new boss. 

He is the Mandalorian. 

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Volume 1: Take the job, Mando Volume 2: RSVP+Plus 1 Volume 3: I Know a Guy Volume 4: Smart Girl Like You (ongoing)

>First Episode >

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A/N: this series takes place after the events of The Mandalorian Season 1 - Chapter 6: The Prisoner (New Republic prison ship episode), so...

Mando is still wanted by Greef Karga and the Bounty Hunter's Guild

The Child is still being hunted

Razor Crest (yes); jetpack (no)

*List of Characters*

The Mandalorian - still not revealed as Din Djarin

The Child - still not revealed as Grogu

Nito [Nee-toe] Toms (non-cannon character) - Ardennian mechanic

Thuli [Tool-ee] Baqri (you! non-cannon character) - Hapan; former Rebellion combat medic; force-wielder, but that's not what they call it on Hapes; runaway; wanted by the Hapes Consortium

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One Shots:

Tales from the Dark Garden [M]: You are a courtesan at the Dark Garden, Coruscant’s most prestigious pleasure house. Owned by the crimelord Boss Set’ki, when business meets pleasure, you’re expected to entertain soldiers on the payroll. But there’s one—a Mandalorian you’ve come to know and respect—who’s never taken advantage of your services. Until one day, he asked, What if next time I said yes?  

[nonnunquam]

Interviewer asks Michael his thoughts about bringing Tony into the show. Michael talks about good writing and Lalo's character, and then he says:

It was important to me that anybody that would come in on the show would be welcomed. So when Tony came in the first thing I wanted him to feel was totally welcomed, I open my house to him and have him over as many times as he wanted, and go for hikes and go to restaurants, and immediately introduced to everybody, and have that family camaraderie, because our philosophy is really simple: you're as good as everyone else, so you want everybody to shine, it's mentality that we approached with everybody who joins the show.

And that's such a funny speech, because words are sweet and kind, but somehow it's sounds pretty arrogant and patronizing.

[nickk987]

It was a good day playing softball at work.

[coulsons-fullmetal-cellist]

You know what I realised?

Din Djarin is totally the clumsy female character in a romantic comedy: always accidentally falling into crazy situations just to be rescued and everyone falls in love with them.

[glimmerofhoep]

[bettercalllacho]

https://www.facebook.com/stories/176861767129326/UzpfSVNDOjMwODc1MDc2NDE1NTg2ODQ=/?view_single=1&source=shared_permalink

[hedonistbyheart]

Man I'm glad my critical brain literally never turns on for star wars - it must be so miserable to be a fan of this franchise if you treat it like it's supposed to make sense 100% of the time.