#sexy knights

[suitteam]

[thingthatgoes-butch-inthenight]

I do consider knights/paladins to be monsters on the sexual level. They are narrative metaphors for something complex and/or unsavory and even the most beautiful of them can become grotesque if the narrative deems it necessary

[x3no9]

Medieval times with AI's help!

The men of Mass Effect and Reservoir Dogs as kings, knights and ...elves maybe?

[may12324]

shes brat, if brat was a killer fairy princess

[mauricetheblurst]

these guys show up to the feast, drink your mulled wine, slap your squire's ass and call your liege a knave, wyd ?

[prokopetz]

My knowledge of superhero comics isn't deep so much as it is frustratingly eclectic. Like, I might well completely fail to recognise a character who's been a regular member of the X-Men for thirty years, but if you need somebody to explain from unprompted memory the complete plot of Spanner's Galaxy, I'm your guy.

[forsworned]

one thing about me is i love me some elliot knight

[the-magnus-archives-wiki]

The Magnus Protocol wiki has a new home!

Because of the issues* with fandom (the company), we've relocated the wiki to a new host, namely Miraheze. Miraheze is completely ad free, run by a nonprofit, and comes with far greater backend flexibility than fandom.

Signal boosts are very welcome and we appreciate your understanding as we get settled in our new home ^^

*If you're unfamiliar with The Issues, Stop using Fandom by mossbag is a good video breakdown of the situation.

If you don't feel like watching a video, the Hollow Knight wiki has a written explanation for their decision to leave fandom, which very much mirrors our own.

[archerinventive]

Happy Thirst Trap Thursday!

Since so many people commented on this image in the ORF 2023 photo set, and I don't currently have new photos as I've been art gremlining in the shop these last couple of weeks preparing for Midsummer Faire, I thought I'd give it a post to itself.

Sorry if I add more heat to what is probably an already stupidly warm day. 😉

Stay cool and safe out there. ❤️

[pacific-chrome]

[mauricetheblurst]

Your grace, your humble paladin requests naught but a ball of yarn and cup of milk for his service

from a medieval painting detail seen in a meme (and thus historically accurate)

(edit: it's apparently from The Brave Little Tailor by Andrej Dugin and Olga Dugina, thx to @tickfleato for the correction)

[id: three images of a cat wearing cat-shaped knight armor, with only the front paws and tail sticking out. the first image is a relief print, the second image shows the process of making the eraser stamp with which the print was made, and the third image is the detail from the medieval painting. end id]

[blu3n]

Hola! May I request a Jason x reader where he sees his crush (or gf up to you) dressed up/glammed up for the first time. Maybe for Wayne gala or something like that? Thank you!

THE LOVE

Hey anon, I hope it is what you asked for.

CHARACTERS: JASON PETER TODD X FEMALE READER

SYNOPSIS: JASON TODD WENT CRAZY WHEN HE WENT TO BRUCE'S PARTY, THAT OLD SHITTY MAN BUT LUCKILY YOU WERE THERE

Bruce had organized the party to benefit yet another of his Wayne donations, he had invited his entire line of friends and family, as well as several members of the Justice League and their relatives. Jason had also been invited, so as not to feel left out, but deep down no one wanted him to be there, not from his brothers who convinced him to go. And of course he invited you to go; he would be crazy not to let you go with him to that angry party.

You looked so beautiful, that red dress that you knew drove him crazy, your hair (your way), your makeup. Your skin matching the dress.

"Damn, you look hot" Jason says shamelessly taking your hand and proudly leading you to the boring party. giving a smile so shy and perfect that it almost made him fall

"If you're bored, we'll come home," Jason says, huffing through his teeth, already seeing the evil looks on him.

"It won't, love, and if it does, we can leave like you said." Her voice always calmed him down like a delicious drug he was addicted to.

People had been whispering about his presence all night. He was so uncomfortable that he clutched his hand, trying not to freak out in the middle of all those suited jerks.

His brothers all gave him apologetic looks. The air felt so heavy and bad. Jason felt like screaming and crying but when he set his eyes on you - his wife - he felt so damn relieved.

Bruce made a half-hearted and ineffective attempt to shut down the gossip. As usual he didn't do a damn thing.

He needed an escape, and what escape would that be if not bragging about his girlfriend? The one who was by his side no matter what the hell.

"You look beautiful" he says softly just for you to hear, he wanted to see that beautiful and wonderful smile on your mouth, he wanted you to show him that he was nothing like what others said he was.

Your smile, oh that smile you gave him, the one that made him go limp, feel his chest tighten and quicken, feel that nice tightness in his stomach.

"I love you," she whispers, seeing his beautiful eyes not with fear, not with anger, not with disgust, not with repulsion, but with love. With everything that, for him, he didn't deserve.

God, how he loved you.

Your wonderful perfume

Your charismatic way

Your abundant love for him, he felt everything he had to feel possessive, obsessed with you, breathing, wanting to feel, wanting to kiss you.

Oh y/n.....your dear y/n.

help: I read it somewhere, I don't know where.

DON'T COMMENT HATE, DON'T COPY

[ivomartins]

severely unwell over the fact that dmitry was ready to drown to save lane's life, survived that, threw himself in front of an infected horde to save lane's life, survived that, almost succumbed to a fucking bite covering lane's back, survived that, and is probably still gonna go on to throw himself into the jaws of death for her every 2 seconds. let's pls digest that for a moment

[sattelite-of-love]

bruce wayne in gotham knights

[blackmensuited]