#sexy knights

[suitteam]

[thingthatgoes-butch-inthenight]

I do consider knights/paladins to be monsters on the sexual level. They are narrative metaphors for something complex and/or unsavory and even the most beautiful of them can become grotesque if the narrative deems it necessary

[x3no9]

Medieval times with AI's help!

The men of Mass Effect and Reservoir Dogs as kings, knights and ...elves maybe?

[may12324]

shes brat, if brat was a killer fairy princess

[chainymail]

love how solid, unglamorous, utilitarian, and brutalist the rondel dagger is in the wider realm of daggers. Flat top because you need something to punch while you hammer the blade through steel. Rarely bears a sharpened edge because this is a weapon meant to puncture and wedge through gaps. It’s a basically a dressed-up railroad nail that rips through chain mail like cotton. It’s most useful in close combat when swords become cumbersome and a wrestling match needs to end in blood. We don’t need to use the term phallic okay cut to the chase that thing is a cock.

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[prokopetz]

My knowledge of superhero comics isn't deep so much as it is frustratingly eclectic. Like, I might well completely fail to recognise a character who's been a regular member of the X-Men for thirty years, but if you need somebody to explain from unprompted memory the complete plot of Spanner's Galaxy, I'm your guy.

[forsworned]

one thing about me is i love me some elliot knight

[letsknightinarmour]

[sattelite-of-love]

bruce wayne in gotham knights

[mauricetheblurst]

these guys show up to the feast, drink your mulled wine, slap your squire's ass and call your liege a knave, wyd ?

[the-magnus-archives-wiki]

The Magnus Protocol wiki has a new home!

Because of the issues* with fandom (the company), we've relocated the wiki to a new host, namely Miraheze. Miraheze is completely ad free, run by a nonprofit, and comes with far greater backend flexibility than fandom.

Signal boosts are very welcome and we appreciate your understanding as we get settled in our new home ^^

*If you're unfamiliar with The Issues, Stop using Fandom by mossbag is a good video breakdown of the situation.

If you don't feel like watching a video, the Hollow Knight wiki has a written explanation for their decision to leave fandom, which very much mirrors our own.

[archerinventive]

Happy Thirst Trap Thursday!

Since so many people commented on this image in the ORF 2023 photo set, and I don't currently have new photos as I've been art gremlining in the shop these last couple of weeks preparing for Midsummer Faire, I thought I'd give it a post to itself.

Sorry if I add more heat to what is probably an already stupidly warm day. 😉

Stay cool and safe out there. ❤️

[avalanchinedream]

so when is someone gonna take one for the team & write a slow burn 'princess x her personal guard' melvika royalty au? where mel is the princess of the kingdom of piltover & sevika 'one of the greatest fighters in the nation' is sought after & hired to protect mel after a failed assassination attempt. the arguments, the tension, the TEASING omg...them both disliking the arrangement at first bc mel believes she can take care of herself & sev for obvious reasons but growing to fall for each other after spending so much time together. sev giving her loyalty to someone deserving of it. PLEASE SOMEONE HEAR ME!!!

[pacific-chrome]

[hannathecartoonlover]

Do I need to explain