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if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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Everyone talks about wanting monsters to do things to them. Well I desperately want to service top monsters. I want to find what feels good to them and do it over and over again. Just turn this big scary thing that could kill me into a pile of blissed out mush.

Edging a vampire, jerking off werewolf knot, preening a harpy, eating out a dragon, tying up a minotaur, I wanna do it all. I want all of them to growl, shriek, and hiss for me while I get them to cum over and over again.

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collar your top. they need it

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computer show me trans men topping. computer show me trans men breeding someone they’ve folded like a damn pretzel. computer show me trans men cumming balls deep. computer. are you listening to me computer.

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reblog to obliterate a twink

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It's really fucking annoying shipping an mlm ship and everyone in the goddamn universe is like "the bigger stronger one is a dominant cis man who tops and the smaller weaker one is a submissive trans man who bottoms :)"

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Princess with an empathic link to her sworn protector but she has severe anxiety so her door keeps getting thrown open and someone in full armor runs in yelling I'LL PROTECT YOU MY LADY, WHERE'S THE DANGER? and she's just got outlook open and there's two (2) emails she needs to reply to

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Showing the cis women who make fics about skinny hairless bottom trans men a trans bear with a strap so they get heart attacks

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It's really fucking annoying shipping an mlm ship and everyone in the goddamn universe is like "the bigger stronger one is a dominant cis man who tops and the smaller weaker one is a submissive trans man who bottoms :)"

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It's really fucking annoying shipping an mlm ship and everyone in the goddamn universe is like "the bigger stronger one is a dominant cis man who tops and the smaller weaker one is a submissive trans man who bottoms :)"

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I wanna slide my thumb over their mouth before I kiss them, watch their wide eyes dart between my lips and my hand 😩😮‍💨

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i'm loving the whole "interrogate your disgust response" thing but i do think it bears saying that disgust isn't necessarily anathema to enjoyment of something and overcoming it isn't a necessary condition to being able to partake. sometimes the disgust is part of the fun.