#sexmuseum

[lovely-v]

If u were at the Amsterdam Sex Museum a few days ago and saw someone fall down the stairs that WAS me and it IS bruising like crazy

[dugiskoven]

Jeg elsker Amsterdam. Kunne sgu godt finde på at tage tilbage hertil. Her er virkelig hyggeligt. Folk er så søde og rare, og stemningen er bare skøn. Vil anbefale alle at tage på ferie her. Plus der er de sjoveste, mærkeligste og interessante museer og butikker ever. De har et ostemuseum, sexmuseum (ofc), kattemuseum, hestemuseum, tulipanmuseum osv

[dykesynthezoid]

- They hit all the classic museums, do a canal tour, go to the Portuguese synagogue, etc

- Picnics in Vondelpark :)

- Someone (read: Dutch) pushes Daniel into the pond

- “No, Johnny, say it with me: ‘Vijzelgracht.’” “Vase of grout.” “Jesus christ—”

- The legal drinking age in the Netherlands was 16 all the way up until 2014. Oh dear. Like literally any of them could walk into a store and buy a six pack of beer

- You should’ve seen my face when I realized the Sexmuseum opened in 1985. Oh boy. The ex cobras are a bunch of teenage boys so they would absolutely try to sneak off there, like. Haha, look at all the dicks, so funny right. Meanwhile Johnny is walking around suddenly surrounded by a surprising amount of queer art and going “uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh”

- “Johnny that path’s only for bicyclists. Johnny. Johnny you’re gonna get run over. JOHNNY!!!”

- “So there’s, what, a flea market at this Waterloop place?” “Waterloopleinmarkt.” “That’s what I said”

- Johnny “I don’t need to hold onto anything when I’m on the Metro. I can stand just fine. What do you mean I just fell right into Daniel’s lap” Lawrence

- Johnny: What do you MEAN there’s no air conditioning >:( it’s literally May

- Johnny, getting brought a cup of fresh mint tea: What the fuck is this. This is literally hot water and leaves.

- (He likes the pastries and treats tho :))

- So many tiny little brick alleyways to get lost in :))) teehee

Was thinking about fun (and funny) places where the West Valley class of 85’ could’ve taken a senior trip (inspired by this fan art bc of course it is) (given there’s a lot of Encino kids at the school they could’ve probably sprung for Europe, right?) and after cycling though some cities in my head I think Amsterdam would be a very funny option.

Bunch of teenagers all convinced they’re going to get their hands on some weed. Daniel keeps trying to talk to random people and rambling on about nothing and getting an extremely blank Dutch Stare. Johnny laughs at him but he’s also cranky bc his personal space bubble keeps getting invaded. He def almost gets run over by more than one bicyclist. He and Daniel get lost in the Rijksmuseum. Also just. Like 40 teenagers taking the subway all at once. Johnny of all people being confronted with copious amounts of art and culture. Daniel frantically trying to explain why Van Gogh was cool. They try to go to an outdoor market and get rained on and have to duck into some little cafe. The ex-Cobras keep snickering bc they think all the Dutch words sound funny. There’s a non-zero chance Johnny and Daniel somehow accidentally end up in a gay club (or, hell, a gay coffeeshop). What’s not to love

[bella-noches]

[babygbridge]

Super Fun-land, NY

Make it na$ty

[jaintheartist]

Let me help u fight ur fears

[speedsexshop]

Uma ideia de passeio interessante para nós do mercado erótico! 🤩 @sexmuseum é o primeiro e único museu do sexo no Brasil. Com certeza vale uma visita! 😉 #pepperblend #sexmuseum #viagem #ativandosensacoes #speedsexshop #vemderealce https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf1fPECOpNe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[guya18]

Amsterdam

Quale titolo suona meglio? La città a luci rosse dove fumare marijuana è legale. oppure…. Avete mai visto Amsterdam con la neve? Sicuramente due titoli molto diversi tra di loro che però hanno in comune il fatto di suscitare curiosità riguardo al contenuto dell’articolo. Mi sbaglio? Dunque… Andare ad Amsterdam senza entrare in uno dei locali a luci rosse e senza fare un tiro di Marijuana o…

[jxallure-blog]

Gold body, suit // 10.06.16 #femaleanatomy #goldbody #texture #newyorkart #picsart #vsco #vscocam #texture #royal #brooklynart #museum #momo #sexmuseum #picoftheday #potd #iphonephotography #aseatatthetable #artwork #perspective #neutraltones #conceptualart #modernart #pablo #artdirector #creativedirector #helmutnewton #dazedmag #galoremag #IDmag #nudemodel

[shawnastrong]

The other “Sin City” famous red light district...it’s part of the history that built Amsterdam...freedom of expression, & to enjoy ones pleasures legally. #art #museum #cannabiscommunity #redlightdistrict #sexmuseum #coffeeshop #pot #pleasure #wanderlust (at Amsterdam Centraal)

[viviancecelia]

[muchagradecido]

Things you only see in Amsterdam. The “dam” Sexmuseum.

[wisdom-growth]

H E L L O !

[weedle-testaburger]

new tag game dropped

[dontdropthatthunthunthun]

Idk if this violates tumblr guidelines but enjoy this picture @hoenyy took of me with a giant plastic 🍆