#sex jeans

[regentzephyr]

i dunno if this is like, a widely known thing in the McElroy Brothers community (and i don’t even want to know; i love MBMBaM but despise the fandom), but i have this absolutely cursed-slash-extremely funny conspiracy theory(?) about them:

Cooper McElroy was conceived as a result of Justin and Sydnee watching Fifty Shades of Grey, as attested to in episode 355 of MBMBaM.

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

would gay sex fix them?

[texaschainsawmascara]

Gillian Anderson, Melody Maker ‘97

[fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors]

Top 10 of 2023

Polite Society dir. Nida Manzoor

Rye Lane dir. Raine Allen-Miller

Showing Up dir. Kelly Reichardt

Blue Jean dir. Georgia Oakley

Reality dir. Tina Satter

How to Have Sex dir. Molly Manning

Anatomy of a Fall dir. Justine Triet

Past Lives dir. Celine Song

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret dir. Kelly Fremon Craig

A Thousand and One dir. A.V. Rockwell

Honourable Mentions:

Fair Play dir. Chloe Dumont, Priscilla dir. Sofia Coppola, The Pod Generation dir. Sophie Barthes, You Hurt My Feelings dir. Nicole Holofcener, Bottoms dir. Emma Seligman

[sexymikayla3]

[loveyouanyway]

happy international asexuality day 🖤🩶🤍💜

sex education 2x04 | @lgbtqcreators creator bingo: quotes

[viceandmature]

Sex Education Season 2 / Good Omens Season 2

[uter-us]

this sunday, it was dissapointing to see how easy it was for the boys to run around and get their energy out outside, but for the little toddler girls in impractical frilly puffy dresses and impractical shoes, it's an obstacle for their play.

the girls', clothes are made to be seen in as opposed to being made to be worn, unlike the boys which are still nice for easter but they dont have to trip over the edge of a skirt or dress, or have their shoes fall off or pinch their toes when running, they can move and play freely.

it's a problem too cuz when toddlers don't get that energy out, they get irritable and pitch fits, so then the boys look like easy kids, and the girls difficult. let the girls run around!

female subjugation starts from birth. these girls are praised for being beautiful in their dresses, while also learning they cannot play in them. this correlation will not be lost on them especially as they grow up. "If i want positive attention from the important people in my life (like my congregation), this is what i do." the whole "beauty is pain" narrative, while not incorrect, is often viewed as normal and a justified fact of life, like "beauty IS pain and thats just how it is! oh the things us women go through to look pretty haha!". stop teaching girls that their beauty is WORTH pain, because it's not! they should never sacrifice to look attractive.

if half the congression can dress both formal and practical, so can the other half. don't handcuff little girls to femininity at the cost of their happiness and energy and play.

[elevenhopperz]

unpopular opinion (maybe? i can’t tell atp) but i really liked the ending of sex education. i feel like it was more hopeful than sad. maeve was given the courage to keep following the career path she wanted. i was glad they didn’t end that part of the storyline with someone telling her she couldn’t be a writer and her just giving up. although her and otis aren’t together now, i feel like where they left off made room for them to reconnect later.

[lalaray]

Gillian Anderson as Jean Milburn, ‘Sex Education’ S4

[imfinereallyy]

Thinking about how people automatically assume maids are women, and Steve being a maid/cleaning person who often gets assumed to be a woman.

Picture this: it's just another job for Robin and Steve to work together, and Steve gets assigned a new house. He cleans it for weeks because it's only really being used by other staff (it's a mansion). Later, Eddie Munson walks into his house to find Steve as his maid. (I'm thinking Eddie is either classic Rockstar Au or some Mob boss, drastic jump, but both would be fun)

He automatically freaks out, considering there is a very strange but beautiful man in his house.

Cue Steve, scrambling to explain and not be murdered by a handsome man.

Eddie is relieved but suspicious (and thinking, why is he wearing tight jeans and not a sexy maid dress).

I think there is a story in there somewhere.

[mvlderfox]

happy gillovny day! ✨🎂

[teotheratking]

Are you still heterosexual life partners if you're married? Asking for a friend

[kingofstag]

happy pride month to never nude, stone butches who relish in the comfort that clothes provide. As a never nude, stone butch, know that I love you and desire you carnally💋

[maddie-jayne]

i need more about cross dessing. im begging i would die for this 🙏 🙏🙏🙏 (where are my people who love when their pretty partner is wearing a skirt or dress while doing the boombayah)

[goddamnshinyrock]

every time I talk about these books I get several people telling me that they too were precocious history loving tweens who, after first reading Clan of the Cave Bear, innocently picked up the next book in the series having no idea it was 80% thrilling stone age adventures and 20% explicit romance novel style sex. It seems to be a common experience for a certain subset of bookish millennials to have been mildly scarred at a too-young age by that scene in The Mammoth Hunters, lol