3 professors forced to share a hotel room during a travel to a wizard expo ... due to budget cut because Hogwarts have sustained yet another annual Voldemort-related disaster( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Sirius: Hey, guys. I need your he–
Remus: Shhhh...
Sirius: Wha-
Lily: Shut up.
Sirius: Why?
Regulus: We're listening to Snape and Dumbledore' conversation.
Sirius: What happened?
Remus: Snape was caught on pouring veritaserum into one of students' tea.
Sirius: Oh shit
Lily: He is in trouble.
Regulus: And we want hear as much as possible, so shut the fuck up.
Sirius: Ok, ok *sits next to them*
*5 minutes later*
James: PADS, WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!
Sirius: Shhhh, Snivellous is in trouble.
James: I don't give a shit. GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM IS ON FIRE.
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Lately I've been pondering alot on footwear in the wizarding/wixen world...
There's so much to tap into fashion wise...like what the hell does just "robes" even mean Terf-face McRowling????
And I feel like the fan base has done such a wonderful job to portray their own beautiful and unique designs and descriptions... but not so much on shoes 🤔
Like the most generic thing is for them to be walking around in muggle shoes or "loafers" or "dragonhide boots"....
Hell no. These mfs are walking around rocking THESE bad bois!!!
✨️S L I P P E R S✨️
At least for dress robes, formal wear, and those who are fun, fancy biatches on the daily......
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Our Legend-Trio
May you three rest in peace together now.
You will truly be missed with heavy hearts.
Alan Rickman † January 14, 2016
Michael Gambon † September 27, 2023
Maggie Smith † September 27, 2024
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Let me go severus please :')
The way Severus spoke in this scene in particular always impressed me. Respectful even when trying to tease him against his wishes? The way he tried to act and kept himself was really hilarous and incredible. We all know how hard Albus pushed him, right, so it means more when Severus uses his words in this way. And how he didnt't want to kill him and everything- God... I can't fall for him again ╥﹏╥
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(Valentine's Day, as orchestrated by Lockhart)
Lockhart: (smugly) So, tell me, Professor Snape. What are your plans?
Snape: Plans.
Lockhart: Yes, for this evening. Surely, you must have a date.
Snape: I do.
McGonagall: ...???
Lockhart: Oh, really? Marvellous! I'll bet you've got quite a few things planned. Perhaps a candle-lit dinner, some music, all working up to a spectacular show of affection and ... passion?
Snape: (calmly) Not quite. I won't say the evening won't be eventful, though.
Lockhart: Indeed! My, you must be more experienced than you look, professor. Eventful... who would have thought? Not me.
McGonagall:
Snape: *sips wine*
Lockhart: ...So who is this date of yours you'll be so... "occupied" with?
Snape: *puts down goblet and swallows* Your mother.
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Alan Rickman, David Thewlis, Gary Oldman and all those are iconic in their roles in Harry Potter, but I’ll always be a bit sad about that casting, because having that ‘Marauders era’ cast be age appropriate would’ve just been so much better for the story.
Sirius wasn’t this old man who spent 12 years in Azkaban, no he got locked up at 21. He spent almost third of his life in a cell. He wasn’t this wise father figure to Harry, he was a reckless thirty-something who never really got the chance to mature past 21.
Remus was an exhausted, bone deep tired man carrying both physical and mental scars from the suffering he went through. Because he’s a werewolf, because of the war, because he lost all of his friends. And he’s only 33 when first introduced.
And Snape. Snape wasn’t an old bitter man who just hated everyone and enjoyed being antagonistic. He was 31 in Harry’s first year. He began to work for Voldemort as a teen, and as a double agent at 20. He’s a thirty-something bitter man, who never got to really live or make real connections. From Harry’s perspective he’s scary and intimidating, but really he’s just kinda…sad and pathetic. And then especially that scene where Snape is begging Dumbledore to help save Lily, and promising anything in return. (Because apparently Dumbledore needs something in return…for saving people.) He’s twenty. Barely out of his teens. Rickman was good in that scene, but having someone who actually looks twenty, would better show how scared, young, guilty and just desperate he was. That might not put Dumbledore in such a good light, though.
And then, the characters I think would’ve been the most important to cast age appropriately. And most people probably already agree and know who I’m talking about. James and Lily. They were 21 when they died. When Harry sees them in the mirror of Erised, they’re 10 years older than him. That’s the age difference Ron has with Bill. In that scene I might understand somewhat them being in their thirties, because that’s what Harry wants. He wants his life with his parents, he wants to have been raised by them. Though, I don’t know if the mirror could know what they might’ve looked like in their thirties, since they didn’t live that long. But then, in the cemetery when Voldemort’s wand spits the last spells cast, we see Lily and James as they were. 21. They’re telling their son to hold on just a moment longer. And they are 7 years older than him. In Deathly Hallows, Harry sees Voldemort kill them. They’re not this happy couple who’s got to love each other for a long time, only to have that happiness torn from them, no they started at Hogwarts ten years ago. They’re 21, and they’ve barely tasted that happiness. At the end of the book Harry talks to his parents. They comfort him and promise to stay with him, as he goes to die. Harry’s seventeen. James and Lily are four years older than him.
It wouldn’t have felt as nice. Harry being comforted by someone who looks almost his age. But it wasn’t nice. It was pretty tragic. Casting people who look 21, would’ve really made it land on the audience. It was a tragedy. They were barely adults.
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