#seventeen hcs

[lovingseventeen]

seventeen reacts to you wanting cuddles: vocal unit ver. *₊°。 ❀°。

a/n: i was looking back at some of my posts and i wanted to finish up some series too! also also thank you for 1.5k of you guys !! still so happy that this account continues to grow <3 hope y’all like this 

hhu vers. | pu vers. 

jeonghan: 

◘ i feel like he has a sixth sense specifically for when you start to feel a little needy 

◘ will annoyingly and purposefully avoid you to a certain extent to try make you say what you want out loud 

◘ it’s a lazy sunday but suddenly he’s on his feet and doing one thing before another just to keep himself busy 

◘ meanwhile, you’re on the couch that’s feeling a little too lonely without him 

◘ “hannie?” you call out as he’s rearranging your bookshelf (???) 

◘ will give you the most innocent questioning look, “do you need something, love?” 

◘ but you’d feel guilty if you made him stop being so productive 

◘ “not really, but um, you think you’ll be done cleaning soon?” 

◘ “hm, i don’t know, i think out plates need rearranging too” (he has literally never cared about your plates before. he uses the same bowl for almost everything) 

◘ he notices your disappointed pout as he walks over to your kitchen as you grab a pillow to hug instead 

◘ he’s in the kitchen for about 2 minutes after that before he gives in and joins you on the couch 

◘ takes the pillow out of your arms and pulls you into his chest, “sorry for teasing, but you look cute when you’re pouty” 

◘ you can try to push him away but he won’t let you lol 

joshua: 

◘ would NEVER make you wait on something if he could help it 

◘ he’s so welcoming that you could really just ask him directly 

◘ “josh, could we cuddle?” 

◘ “of course, darling” he’s smiling and already pulling you close to him in his strong arms 

◘ he’s just so warm and you love the way his hand has this habit of soothingly rubbing up and down your back 

◘ it’s really relaxing when his hand finds its way into your hair to give your scalp a light massage too 

woozi:

◘ he finally finds the hoodie that he’s been missing

◘  he comes home to see you napping on the couch with it on. but what he’s surprised to notice is that you’re sort of hugging yourself and clutching the hoodie 

◘ “this can’t be good for your hands” he murmurs, crouching down to gently release your grip on his hoodie 

◘ even though he was trying to be as gentle as possible, the movement causes you slightly wake up 

◘ “you’re home?” you mumble 

◘ he chuckles at your state, “i am, but why are you holding onto this so tightly? your hands might get a cramp” 

◘ “mm cuddles... you weren’t home.. this smells like you” you yawned, eyes still not even open 

◘ “i can’t believe i left my baby alone like this” he sighs, “cmon, i’ll make up some cuddles right now” 

◘ after some shuffling on the couch, he lays down so that you can bury yourself into his chest. jihoon smiles when you wrap a leg around him too, fully clinging to him

◘ he knows you’ve fallen asleep again at some point and he kisses the top of your head, mentally promising to come home a little earlier more often 

dokyeom: 

◘ 90% of the time it’s him asking or initiating cuddles with you 

◘ so his heart gets so happy when you do initiate it (not that it’s rare that you do. he’s really not keeping track)

◘ when you tug at his sleeve to pull him towards you, or when you start to lean into him more, he already knows what you want and he’s more than willing to give in

◘ there’s a giddy “hi baby” and you can hear his smile in his voice as he pulls you flush against him

◘ literally the warmest person ever

seungkwan: 

◘ gets so blushy when you get needy, but he kind of loves it

◘ “come here” you tell him, but your voice is too gentle for it to be considered a command. your hand may be tugging his hoodie but your words are tugging his heart, how dare you! 

◘ “what’s this?” he’ll ask even though he already knows and his body is already getting in position to embrace you back 

◘ “just want you here” you tell him and he’s a weak man

◘ “of course, my love” he replies, letting you pull him as close as you want

[hipsdofangirl]

puppy seal love

selkie! seokmin x reader

according to wikipedia…selkies are mainly associated with the Northern Isles of Scotland, where they are said to live as seals in the sea but shed their skin to become human on land.

for context: i imagine selkie coats in human form to be actual jackets. in this headcanon format, the arrows are connected with the idea directly above.

major warnings: after the physical dash-lined break there is 18+ content, so MINORS please do not go past, not accurate selkie lore but i would love to know more (also my personal take on some lore), not proofread, bss mentioned,

wc: unknown

selkie! seokmin who…

- collects rocks and pebbles for you

- collects various sizes of shells

- notices your necklace lathered with charms

- misunderstood and became sad when he saw you punch tiny holes into the shells. he immediately kissed you when he saw you put them on your necklace as charms

- gets jealous easily but cover sit with a smile. he later eases into the feeling and gets over it when comfortable; however when someone new comes around the process occurs again.

↳ his jealousy isn’t normal anger, most of the time, but a longing sadness and self-deprecation, knowing that he is technically a monster in the eyes of society

- uses his seal puppy eyes (in both forms) to get what he wants from you; if you do that to him, he will squeal and literally do anything for you

- catches many fish for you and tries to outdo others as a mini way of displaying dominance; even if you don’t eat them, he still will.

- rarely talks about his true feelings and thoughts about his technical double life yet yearns for it to be resolved

↳ it’s up to you to breach that barrier and break down those walls to get him to vocalize these thoughts; after that communication is his game and you both will never not understand how the other is feeling

- has the voice of an angel and gets compliments at work (as a singer at a local bar)

↳ you get jealous when the pretty men and women go up to him and compliment/flirt. seokmin doesn’t entirely see the process of flirting and engages in conversations

↳ specifically after you both open up to each other he is able to sense your possible jealousy and politely brags about you and ropes you into the conversation

↳ sometimes he won’t though so it purposely leads to something…

- leaves his coat lying around and is patiently out of sight, waiting for you to pick it up to either hang it up, put it in his room, or when you know he is there give it or wear it

- has a habit of clapping when he laughs in both forms

- when mad he won’t say anything but you can find him often looking at the sea or in his seal form alone in his room when he thinks you aren’t there

- when you’re sad or petty-angry will turn into a seal and attempt to lay on top of you, tickling your neck with his whiskers to hear your beautiful laugh once more

- has friends who were skeptical of him having a human mate due to controversial opinions and his somewhat-gullible personality

↳ however, when seungkwan recognized you were the one friends with his vernon and chan he warmed up to you well

↳ hoshi didn’t at first and portrayed it as shyness; it wasn’t until he accidentally saw you giving seokmin’s coat back (after you guys were together) and be weary about other of their customs, he knew you were a keeper and now he won’t stop following you and keep asking to go swim with him and play fetch

↳ seokmin loves these moments of watching some of his loved ones bond but gets pouty when you pat hoshi’s form one too many times after a perfect catch

↳ seokmin will then drag you out more to practice and show off until they both want to compete with you as the ref and pitcher

- loves to circle you when swimming in his seal form; he just loves when you embrace him as he is when you cant verbally understand him

↳ even on land will unconsciously circle you playfully and always have some form of contact with you; especially when you both parade each other around.

↳ in both forms, you can imagine his wide smile and crinkling eyes as he brushes against your body

- as a child, was scared for his sister when she had to go to the surface. he knew that females were more in danger and went with her whenever he had the chance.

↳ you never met his sister or family yet. he hasn’t seen them in a while as well. sometimes, when you go to the water alone, you spot words scrawled onto the sand and you believe they may be addressed to you.

↳ when seokmin stands at the edge, tempted to fully return, he sees the same handwriting encouraging him to keep moving forward.

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- lets his eyes darken when you thrust your head at him whether you’re angry or joking

↳ he doesn’t have the heart (nor want you stop) to tell you that’s a sign of a female wanting to mate

- always nips your neck while his hands ensnare your waist. the first time, you turned your attention to him and he just smiled before skipping away

↳ after getting tired of his innuendos you decided to tease him back and bite his neck: you both ended up with a lot more marks later that night

↳ this new power you have found… whenever you want him in the mood just bite his neck or his biceps or thighs or just anywhere. his grunts turn into whiny moans when you bite that one sensitive spot

- makes love with you when you wear his coat; however, because you get so easily hot in it, you both can’t go for long in it. he wanted to fuck you while you wore it many times but know you can’t take the actual heat

- will nuzzle the crook of your neck after getting you both cleaned up—more kisses ensuing

- won’t feel the affects of mating season until he wears his coat. do what you want with that information and good luck.

.

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after a few months of courting and officially being together, you researched more about selkies, desiring to understand him better. you want to read his mind. you do not dream to offend him, scared of his frail nature; as if with one small push, he would fall to the ground and shatter before scattering. after both of your efforts to make it work, you dread the thought of falling apart, crushing your perceptions of one another; it would only add more fuel to the fire regarding both of your species.

after scrounging around online, there are two conflicting hypotheses about them that caught your attention:

you hope they never come true.

1. ‘they may be reincarnations of souls of people who once drowned…coming back for mysterious reasons—good or evil.’

2. ‘eventually, selkies must return to the sea; they are to never come back till 7 years have passed.’

however, seokmin told you that selkies thrive off communication! he wouldn’t lie to you to save his own skin, right?

a/n: my first actual piece of work/draft in the notes app that i finished. i was originally gonna post a short story, but i didn’t like it,,,so i made hcs instead. that’s why you can see little bits of info that don’t make too much sense haha.

puppy dog eyes?? nah make him a water type!!!!!

i have more ideas i want to headcanon out, but i love seokmin too much; also, this being in my notes, i need to get rid of, so i can make room for svt concert vids 😋.

taglist: @jcxbliss

[seokmn]

HUSBAND JUN ⋆˙⟡♡

warnings: mention of reader in a wedding dress, reader has a niece

husband jun who is your high school sweetheart, so you can definitely say he loved you during all your eras, especially in your weird ass era </33

husband jun who used to rub your ring finger back when you were only dating, always looking at it with a smile on his face while thinking about how good it would look with a ring on it. his thoughts always ending with the certain of putting the most beautiful ring on your finger one day.

husband jun who brings you flowers when he gets back from home at least twice a month.

husband jun who doesnt fail to make you laugh even with the smallest things, like something funny he said and didnt even realized it was that funny until you started to tear up and place your hand in your belly thats hurting from laughing so much.

husband jun who will place his hand on your lower back and drop some amazing random facts about you to people when they say something about you that made you upset or uncomfortable. and later that day/night he will let your head rest on his lap and comfort you with words you didnt even know you needed to hear.

husband jun that is definitely your parents’ chosen one since they saw him playing with your niece. the fact the hes so gentle and caring towards kids made them have a “serious and personal” conversation with you just to tell you that theyre happy you found such a good person and that hes a guy to marry with.

husband jun who, on your wedding day, gave you a plastic rose and said he will only stop loving you when that rose dies. all that with tears in his eyes as he looked at the sight of your in your wedding dress, not believing you’ll be his and he’ll be yours forever.

husband jun who loves you so much and always makes sure to let everyone know about it to the point that made your relationship be the goal of your friends’ love life.

[xinganhao]

🌼 boyfriend!jihoon x reader.

jihoon loves you and you love him. it sounds plain and simple, but the saying rings true: what is done with love is done well. ୨ৎ happy woozi day! ♡

↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺ lily of the valley by daniel. bad by wave to earth. for lovers who hesitate by jannabi. pretty boy by the neighbourhood. tell me, will we survive? by pryvt, hanuel, hnta. green by 12bh. l-o-v-e by rocco. when it snows by 1415. when you love someone by day6.

240526 #woozi 🌟 if i were to have a small greed, it’s that i will be able to see everyone for a long time. thank you for being with me. thank you for walking with us. you did well today.

[joshujihan23]

makeout session headcannons w jeonghan? oh plssss its a need!!

Makeout Session! Jeonghan headcanons

as we all know, he is SUCH A TEASE. he will make it seem like you are yearning for him to just kiss you, but in fact he was playing mind tricks with you

he will go full on babying mode. just imagine him saying “aww does my baby want my kisses?” “have you been waiting for me all day?”

and somehow, you would fall for his tricks (i mean, who wouldn’t) leaving him feeling satisfied

he either pins you against any surface available, or places his hands on your waist to keep you steady. seeing you beneath him, breathing heavily from his teases, makes him fold IMMEDIATELY

he waits. he waits for you to lean in first, acting so desperately for him. he will definitely chuckle first, before giving into you.

unlike his cheeky personality, his kisses are always so sweet, and so gentle when he does it.

he’ll savour you for as long as he wants, playing with your tongue using his. he just enjoys your taste so much he doesn’t want to let go.

when your hands reach up to hold onto his shirt, be sure that he will definitely smirk through the kiss, mumbling something like “you want more? tell me baby.”

he’ll let go for a moment, staring at how breathless you were, and how swollen your lips were from the kiss. he’ll place his hand on your chin, rubbing your lips with his thumb, smirking even more with that teasing look of his.

and little did you know, he will dive right back in to continue the makeout session, because who said he was done tasting you?

i love yoon jeonghan tease me all you want.

[kooqitas]

♡ [18+ mdni]!!

lee jihoon is a big motherfucker. he may not be a fan of physical touch, but he loves to feel his own cock throbbing inside you. he sends you a cute message and the next minute he's fucking you in his studio, recording the audio of your moans to use for his own pleasure when you're away.

lee jihoon loves taking you from behind, bending you over on the bed while fucking you in a primal way. he doesn't usually say much, but he always says that you are his woman, your pussy is his property and he will fill you up.

lee jihoon doesn't have breeding kink, but he's not ashamed to admit that he's touched himself several times imagining you pregnant with his child.

lee jihoon you know that all you have to do is make a pout and he has his head between your legs

lee jihoon who, whenever he turns the microphone and his tongue at concerts, thinks about the things he's going to do with your pussy later.

lee jihoon who doesn't have much bigger body than yours, but is strong enough to fuck you under the shower with both legs around his waist.

[dalandduh]

what the flip dalandduh is alive⁉️⁉️

doing alive 👍👍👍 not well. alive👍👍👍 Im not strong enough to draw all the creechurs alt outfits i might eventually but onga how did i do that..

I feel like im living depression simulator💥👊😎 wake up. cook breakfast for family. sweep floors. rot. cook dinner for family. go to sleep. repeat for the a whole month. I do nothing strenuous but i feel tired what is this..........

Added 9 and 10 to finally complete the ten friends yeh!!! and no ten isnt just twiggy of 1966 what are you talking ab

The Teens!!!!!!the Teeens!!!! Tesns!!! gave 11 a lil bit of a lazy eye wow shes just like me fr!!!! Mines from having bad uneven eyesight but idrk what hers would be from,, blunt force trauma possibly??

Oh btw the weird tape bandage lookin' stuff on 12 and 18 are actually kinesio atheletics tape ,, its just a thing the varsity team from my school wears a lot (ive asked them what it was for and they said joint overexertion prevention) the head boppers he's wearing is also a thing i see alot, its very common to print out your own face/your friend's face to put on a headband to mess with passersby.

Speaking off im sorry the siblings are dressed liek that💔💔💔 i don't know either🥀

My excessive use of hair beads has alluded me yes,,, i have no intention of stopping i fear

Once more,,, random stuff beloww💖 its way less than the usual but i think thats for the best

i have so many screenshots of wbf drawings but when i tell you theyre absolutely incomprehensible............ im so so very sorry public lobby wbf community for invading your servers and filling them with chicken scratch numberblock gijinka concept art.... it will happen again

OH AND ALMOST FORGOR HAPPY PRIDE MONTH IT IS THE MONTH OF THE PRIDE

I will do some pride posting when the uhhh the i stop getting intimidated over sharing my headcanons

[joshujin]

ot13 on love island usa

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mini guide to love island for non-watchers!

cast song/dance: is this love by xg villa boys: scoups, joshua, hoshi, seungkwan, dino bombshells: jeonghan, wonwoo, mingyu, jun casa amor: woozi, dk, minghao, vernon

cw/tags: suggestive, regular reality tv trash things, you pick the winner a/n: this season pissed me tf off. did i watch every single night without fail? yeah. yeah, i did. but i'm going to write svt hcs about it bc i'm convinced my version would be more fun!!! anyway, remember this is love island so some of these guys are dumb, messy, toxic, or all of the above. that's what makes it fun! :) it is not-at-all a reflection of any of the members or how i see them. also, don’t think too hard about how many people are in the villa or how all the casa boys make it back. just enjoy it LOL.

scoups

♫ intro video song: fever - enhypen

he’s the OG guy who gets cuffed on day ONE but nobody dogs on him for it bc they’re kind of intimidated by him (bombshells are a different story; they give him so much shit). he obnoxiously makes out with his partner every moment of the day, and social media is all "do they even know anything about each other?" no. they do not. his partner doesn’t even realize his name isn’t actually scoups. but their physical chemistry goes crazy so whatever i guess. they get kicked out of the room early on bc they’re too noisy at night so they start sleeping (aka fucking) in soul ties. they fight a lot bc they’re both super jealous people. he’s immediately beefing with every single male bombshell that comes in and flat out ignores female bombshells. so much so, that america creates a misogynist scoups agenda. they watch as this man stares blankly in the other direction when female bombshells say hello. simply scoffs when they ask to to pull him for a chat. doesn’t even entertain breathing near any girls during challenges. the islanders kind of get annoyed with this behavior and they start to think he’s boring, but his partner is ofc very pleased with how “well-behaved” he is. but... she doesn't return that energy. she eagerly gives male bombshells her time and she happily kisses people during challenges (“it’s just a challenge!” “I DON’T CARE” “we aren’t even closed off!” “AGAIN. I DO NOT CARE!”), so he’s constantly raging lmao. when casa comes around and the producers desperately present him with someone a little more compatible with his expectations for a partner, he finally starts to open his eyes. he still doesn’t do anything bc as toxic as he can be sometimes, he’s still trying to be respectful! he does bring his casa girl back to the villa, though, and his villa partner has the crashout of all crashouts. he tries to calm her down and explain he just wants to explore, but she won't hear any of it, calling him all kinds of names. he doesn’t know why but he continues to try and get on her good side or at least explain why he brought his casa partner back. she just keeps ignoring him and talking to several guys (who won’t really give her much bc they’re scared of scoups). he’s making them both breakfasts every morning (OG girl keeps throwing the food out or even at him) and he keeps splitting his time between having nice conversations with casa girl and getting ignored by OG girl. and then... movie night happens and he sees what she was up to during her time at casa, and let's just say he's very happy he explored. anyway, she's voted out and he gets to experience some peace with his new partner, who genuinely likes him, knows his government name, and is completely uninterested in making him jealous or raising his blood pressure. both america and the villa like him a lot more after that lol.

💗: wins the heart rate challenge. as a firefighter. or devil. you decide.

jeonghan

♫ intro video song: strategy - twice feat. megan thee stallion

INSTIGATOR 🫵🏼 he’s one of the earlier bombshells, if not the very first one; his walk-in song is "1-800-hot-n-fun" by le sserafim. he comes in on a game night where the girls are blindfolded and ranking kisses from the villa boys. he makes out with every single one of the girls (♫ i like to dance when i party / i like to kiss everybody ♫ like, hello?) while the guys just have to watch LMAO. the girls unanimously agree that the last kiss was the best kiss and surprise! it’s fucking jeonghan. he's just hella smirking while the other guys are standing there, angry, clenching jaws and fists, and rolling their eyes and shit. his intro video is typical bombshell behavior: “i’m not here to make friends," “i don’t care who i make mad,” “i’m here for me and for love.” reader, he is absolutely not here for love but he is 1000000% here for the $100k prize. as such, he’s constantly whispering in people’s ears and trying to break everyone else up lmao. but he’s also so charismatic that even if some of his scheming comes to light, everyone still somehow tolerates him. some of them are even delighted by him. he gets a kick out of pissing the other men off by making out with their partners during challenges and plays innocent after, bro-ing it up with them and saying it was just for the game… just to turn around and tell the girls he loved the kiss and he'd like to get to know them (bruh. all of them...?). he never stays in one couple for long, but only bc he’s not really interested in anyone so they’re constantly choosing another guy at the next possible recoupling. regardless, he manages to stay in the game all season either from sheer luck, from friendship couplings, or from america voting him to stay in bc they like his mess and he does put annoying people in their place with his smart ass mouth. karma comes in the form of movie night, though, which is a fucking nightmare for this man lmfao. everyone sees how much he's been lying and gossiping and playing all sides, and the entire villa erupts into chaos. i’m talking multiple guys threatening violence. every single girl (including his own partner) throwing popcorn. his name trending worldwide on social media. he never made a meaningful connection bc he was too busy playing games and after making an enemy out of the entire island, he gets voted out shortly after movie night. but his personality is so funny on social media that america immediately forgives him. the remaining islanders even admit the house is a little sad and boring without him and they all become genuine besties with him post show.

joshua

♫ intro video song: stupid in love - max feat. huh yunjin

long-time fans of love island watch his intro video and immediately know this man should not be in the villa. the intro video goes like this. he says he's never been in a serious relationship bc he's scared of getting hurt. he wants someone he feels safe with and hasn't experienced that yet. he says his dream date can be anything, but that he'll think of it as perfect if the time goes by without him noticing bc he's enjoying her company so much. he says it feels silly to go on love island but there are few things he won't do for the sake of love. in short, everyone immediately pegs him for the sincere, honest-to-god LOVER BOY he is. most of the OG girls skip over him bc they all want a bad boy even if they won’t admit it (scoups gets the most choices to choose from for the first coupling lol), and they can smell joshua's good boy aura from a mile away. the first partner joshua gets is just super bestie vibes but as more and more of the girls get to know him, the more everyone starts to question if they want him instead. really, they’re just not used to men who properly listen to them the way he does (but yes, they still do want him instead). he makes a connection with a bombshell who makes it abundantly clear in her intro video that she’s going into the villa for joshua and only joshua ("it's time for me to let a real man love me, and i know those girls in the villa don't see what i do, but joshua? he is a real man."). she’s very forward with her intentions and being wanted so loudly is a really nice feeling for him. she gets tired of him being pulled for chats by every bombshell that comes after her bc they’ve all seen him on the show and know how sweet he really is. BUT! he stays true to his partner and he constantly recouples with her (he has the CUTEST recoupling speeches btw). both of them are on their best behavior during casa, and both of them are good sports about the other kissing islanders during challenges. she's upfront with every male bombshell that pulls her, informing them she’s Serious™️ about joshua and uninterested. he doesn’t do the same bc he’s kind of oblivious and thinks he’s just talking to new friends. but if girls ask him if he’s "open," he tells them hell fucking no (not verbatim bc he's too nice). they get chosen for the first outside villa date and they close things off. they're also the first couple chosen to go into the hideaway by the other islanders (no one fucks and tells but they glow differently hehe). a fan favorite to win!

jun

♫ intro song: filter - jimin

this man has never watched an episode of any version of love island in his entire life. he doesn’t know what it is, and he barely understands what’s happening. he was just scouted on social media and thought it would be a fun “for the plot” side quest. america votes that he should be the next bombshell and he arrives after a recoupling (his walk-in song is "move" by taemin). the girls who were left single and vulnerable are obviously over the goddamn moon (heh) and are all over him. girls who are coupled up are also all over him. unfortunately, bc he doesn’t know what’s happening or how any of this works, the asshole producers take advantage of that and tell him to steal a girl… from scoups (his toxic OG partner). he does and obviously causes insane levels of drama even though all he did was pull her for a chat. scoups starts by glaring at him and quickly graduates to yelling at him—telling him he’s being disrespectful, complaining that he should know they’re serious and shouldn’t have pulled her (“how would i know you’re serious…? i got here 5 minutes ago…” *entire villa has to hold scoups back*). so jun immediately wipes his hands clean of that, even avoiding the girls coupled up to chill guys or in friendship couplings who want to get to know him. nope! he sticks to talking to girls who aren’t coupled up at all. he’s DONE being a homewrecker!!! he makes breakfast for all the single girls, makes sure they all get chats from him so they’re not lonely, does whatever they wanna do—pingpong, working out, tanning, etc. basically, it’s giving… he adopted all of them...? he’s literally just being friendly esp bc he doesn’t want to even breathe around the coupled girls, but unbeknownst to him, the single girlies are all falling in love. they're fighting to be the one he couples up with, the girls he ignores are jealous he won’t even give them the time of day, and a few of the guys are kind of annoyed that all the attention is on the bombshell. jun ends up coupling with a girl he feels like is his best friend. she’s also the only one not constantly breathing down his neck so that's a nice plus. surprisingly, he ends up really liking her, and soon she’s the only one getting his breakfasts and playing pingpong with him. he doesn’t even realize how many hearts he broke, and america loves him for how oblivious and aloof he is about the entire process. he's literally just happy to be there and everyone is obsessed with that, including his partner. another fan favorite to win!

soonyoung

♫ intro song: lemon drop - ateez

an OG boy who serves himbo realness. he’s hot, he’s funny, and it seems like there isn’t a single thought in that beautiful head. after scoups, he’s a pretty popular pick for the first coupling, and he ends up choosing whoever he thinks is hottest. that fizzles out fast bc he finds her laugh a little grating and he’s simply too funny to be around someone whose laugh he doesn’t like. all is well, though, bc she finds herself more interested in someone else anyway. he quickly becomes the comic relief in the villa, the appointed class clown. there are so many screenshots of him on social media saying the funniest and/or dumbest things, and he becomes the most quotable islander in love island usa history. the downside is that he goes several days—maybe weeks—without any girls taking him seriously, and it annoys the fuck out of him bc hello!!! he’s hot??? and all any of them want from him are laughs?????? america notices this and votes for him to have a date with the next female bombshell. they hit it off, but when casa comes around, the house is full of girls who know soonyoung is hungry for some, ahem, proper attention and are too willing to give it to him. at the end of the day, he is still just a man. so he brings another girl back to the villa, and his original partner (who decided to remain single and wait for him) is devastated. so he in turn is also devastated (embarrassingly cries really hard in confessional, which makes it really hard for america to hate him). cue days of him not knowing what to do even though it’s clear his casa pairing is literally just based on lust. he just really doesn't want to hurt her even though he wants to be with his OG partner. but then the tweet challenge comes and someone gets “_____ is fr pissing me the fuck off bc why is he wasting his time with _____ when his soulmate is obviously _____!” they don’t even guess him as the answer, but when they read it aloud, he immediately thought of himself and his OG partner, and that was sign enough for him to come to his senses. he tells his casa pairing that he made a mistake and he’s so sorry but bye!!! then, he grovels for forgiveness from his OG partner. they ultimately recouple and make it to the finals without any other hiccups, though there's a lot of joking about this incident ("remember when you left me for a hoe you knew for two days." "no, actually, no i do not."). is that healthy? maybe not. but either way, these two are in luv.

📲: the audience is absolutely floored when they realize soonyoung is not a true himbo, as he is a successful surgeon. or lawyer. or engineer. you decide.

wonwoo

♫ intro song: bouncy - ateez

ohohohoho. imagine this. it’s the heart race challenge, and it’s not like this current season’s bs where they do it as a couple; NO, it’s solo! the girls are out at the fire pit, and the guys go give them lap dances one at a time, by themselves! when they’re done, they’re all brought up to the balcony and are confused about why they aren’t being brought back to the fire pit to join the girls. then, boom. "2 baddies" by nct starts playing and we see a porsche pulling into the driveway in slow-motion. two new male bombshells (whose faces we don’t see yet) get out of the car… in slow-mo. we watch them enter the villa in—you guessed it—slow-mo. we get zoomed in, slow-mo shots of golden tan skin. wide ass shoulders. abs. tiddies. ass. t-aychi-u-n-d-e-r thighs. the camera pans out and not only is wonwoo walking in (in slow-mo) but mingyu is too (also in slow-mo). they’re both dressed in slutty ass cop costumes. they’re smirking at each other in slow-mo. they’re high fiving in slow-mo. they’re winking at the camera in slow-mo. they’re looking over their shoulders in slow-mo. they’re just existing and being hot in slow-mo. you watch love island. you get it. they finally get back to normal speed. they’re introduced and immediately get to doing their thang on the girls, dancing and grinding and kissing and licking and swallowing faces—normal love island things. the guys are all watching from the balcony and screaming in agony (tiger-dressed soonyoung being the loudest ofc). after the game, the producers don’t let them change into regular clothes, so wonwoo is awkwardly trying to cover all his skin as he gets to know the girls. this man has his arms crossed, hands tucked into his armpits, forearms over his tits and covering his nipples. he hunches over when he sits to try and cover his abs and maybe draw less attention to his leather speedos. it’s not working at all. everyone is still ogling him. one girl tells him to hold on and when she gets back, she has a throw blanket. she hands it to him and he gratefully uses it to wrap around his shoulders. he blushes and quietly thanks her, and he’s touched by her observant nature. they talk about their families and interests; they realize they both like games. they talk for a long time, and when it’s time to go to bed, they clean up, meet back in the bedroom, and they sit on her bed and are still talking. the lights go out but they don’t let that stop them; these mfs keep yapping. everyone is begging them to shut up and go to sleep, so they finally relent, and wonwoo goes back to his own bed. from then on, they’re quite literally inseparable and they couple up at the earliest opportunity. these two + mingyu (since he and wonwoo immediately became bombshell besties) are america's three musketeers, constantly voted villa favorites for everything. whenever tiktoks are made of them, there's always at least one (but usually several) "may this kind of love find me EXPEDITIOUSLY" comment.

📲: many people ship the three musketeers as a throuple :)

woozi

♫ intro song: back for more - txt

our first casa boyyyyyyy hehe <3 the casa boys are ofc introduced in their swimming trunks and mans is obviously hot and hunky. his intro video is just as hot as he is, and the audience learns a few things: he had his heart broken a year ago and hasn't dated since, he came to love island mostly for shits and giggles, and his friends are convinced this is what he needs to do to move on. he shyly says he thinks his friends have a very different idea than he does of what moving on entails (they just want him to get his dick wet lmao), but he would prefer to make a genuine connection, though as a skeptic of reality television, he truthfully doesn't expect to. he's okay if all he does is make friends and have fun on a free vacation. a few of the girls from the villa are uninterested in exploring connections bc they have their partners already, but the rest of the girls are in the trenches, either heartbroken by a villa boy or overlooked by them. as woozi gets to know everyone, his attention is caught by a girl who's ofc super stunning but more than that, is soooo soft and funny and empathetic and kind, it leaves him sort of breathless… but she’s one of the girls already with a connection. she and her partner aren’t closed off yet and she expresses her interest in woozi, but she also makes it clear she’s really torn about it. she does bring him to the villa, but when she sees how gutted her partner is over it, it throws what she and woozi have going off track. she keeps flip-flopping between the two, and the only person woozi is interested in is her. america definitely ships them bc her OG partner is lowkey an asshole and constantly ogling and talking about other girls, but it’s america… voting can only do so much. so even though they try to vote them onto dates or vote her and her OG partner apart, she ultimately does not get the hint, and she chooses the other guy. woozi’s obviously hurt, but he tries to remind himself he was just here for the plot (he fails). everyone in the villa is sad to see him leave and it’s generally well-known among the islanders that everyone prefers woozi. but aur well. has a jalen type arc where he gets a million followers after exiting the villa LMAO

minghao

♫ intro song: invitation - junny feat. gaeko

another casa boyyyyyy <3 upon being introduced to the villa girls, his connection with one of them is immediate. they can’t stop glancing at each other, smiling, giggling. they basically want the host to stfu and leave so they can go chat already. when the host finally makes her exit, they practically make a beeline to each other but the producers are like uh uh uh! no! group chats first! he’s just giving them his signature minghao glare but that’s not gonna stop him. he shoves another casa boy out of the way to be able to sit next to her. he’ll ask questions and a girl will answer it and he’ll just be like “okay yeah whatever, what about you, though?” and he’ll turn his attention to his girl. lowkey rude? LOL but only in the name of LUV. when they finally do get time together, the sparks are flying and they’re attached at the hip. they’re sharing a bed at night, he’s making her breakfast, he’s holding tea ceremonies for her, she’s showing him how to do yoga, they love all the same music—it’s a match made in heaven!!! … until they get back to the villa. make no mistake, minghao’s partner is single as hell and one of the girls who was constantly overlooked and under-appreciated in the villa, but of course, one of the musty ass men who left her for the first bombshell that caught his attention sees her with minghao and immediately wants her back. NOT ON XU MF MINGHAO’S WATCH LMAO. this man is a menace. he’s making out with her in front of this guy. he’s waxing poetic about her when all the guys are making breakfast. he sees that the dude brought her breakfast before he did and he throws the idiot’s plate out and replaces it with his. in front of him. america is living for his behavior. haters call him possessive, the real ones know he’s just a fucking king!!! and his girl? head over heels in love. not even interested in that other dude, but if minghao wants to keep acting like that, who is she to stop him hehehe. booktok loves him.

mingyu

♫ intro song: chk chk boom - stray kids

kim mingyu starring as himbo islander #2 with a heart of gold. as you know, he comes in with wonwoo hehe. and man, this mf enjoys the attention. he’s chatting everyone up. the girls love him. THE GUYS love him. no one can hate this man bc he’s so funny and ditzy and charismatic. he probably goes a while just bouncing from girl to girl not bc he’s trying to but bc nothing just ever really clicks, and america just keeps saving him even though he’s made zero serious connections, but no one minds bc his vibes are immaculate and he’s very respectful and kind. but ofc, a bombshell comes in and he finally finds his match, and it’s probably bc she’s the only one so far that’s taken him seriously. she’s around for more than just how fun he is; she asks him thought-provoking questions and she sees how emotionally intelligent he is and even though she’s obsessed with the himbo vibes (bc she’s also kinda got the same thing going on), more than anything, she just really likes his personality. he tries to be open and not-at-all jealous about her exploring and talking to other guys, so she gives everyone a chance, but she figures out fairly early on she’s only interested in mingyu. unfortunately, they don’t last too long bc in an elimination where the girls vote a female islander off and the boys vote a male islander off, the girls vote mingyu’s partner off since she’s the newest and they just don’t know her as well. he doesn’t hesitate to leave with her, and ofc, it causes loads of drama bc everyone loves him, and all the guys get mad at all the girls lmfao. they give it a real shot out in the world and it works out. they’re in luv hehe <3

seokmin

♫ intro song: love hangover - jennie feat. dominic fike

same genre as jun in that he has no idea what’s happening on this mf island. his friends applied on his behalf as a joke and he got cast. he was brought to the island as a casa boy, and he’s confused about why they keep calling it the spanish word for house when they’re in fiji but he’s too shy to ask, especially bc everyone seems to have in-depth knowledge about everything that’s happening at all times. like, why does everyone keep talking about america like it’s a person in the room? why are people voting on unimportant things like this? why does everyone keep screaming about texts? he’s so lost and he’s trying so hard to hide it, just going with the flow. he’s talking to whoever wants to pull him for a chat, making people breakfast bc that’s apparently what he’s supposed to do, not swimming bc the girls look at him crazy when he asks if they want to. brought back to the villa in a friendship coupling that ends fairly fast when she finds someone she likes more romantically. jun probably notices how lost he is and explains as best he can (though he’s still a little confused himself), and he’s like, “wait, i can’t fall in love in a month, what???” but all the guys are obv like you’d be surprised!!! so he tries his best, chatting with single girls, trying to be their ideal type, basically kinda forcing connections but it’s clear he’s lowkey miserable about this bc he thought he was just coming here for fun (more like a jersey shore type show than a dating show). he lasts a while bc the islanders keep saving his cutieful, clueless ass, but he surprises everyone when during one recoupling, he pulls himself out of the game and decides he’s going home bc he’s homesick and he just wants to have fun with his homies again without having to eat a girl’s face every other day. he comes home to thousands of new followers and gets tons of sponsorship offers. he accepts one from the dodgers lmao. i honestly see him reconnecting with one of the girls on the show outside the villa and falling for her more naturally in a setting that isn’t essentially a fishbowl for everyone to watch and tap at.

seungkwan

♫ intro song: shoong! - taeyang feat. lisa

OG VILLA BOY! … and resident therapist. he most accurately represents america’s opinion on this show. if the viewers think someone’s shady, seungkwan is the first to clock it on the island. if the viewers find someone annoying, seungkwan makes it clear he does too. basically, the audience now relies on seungkwan to be the voice of reason in the villa. he’s consistently receiving the most votes, both as an individual and as a couple (he’s with another OG villa girl the entire time and honestly, america doesn’t think she serves enough cunt to be with him but they keep voting them best couple bc they love seungkwan so much). she lets that get to her head and becomes insufferable, so he very obviously tunes out of the coupling early on but doesn’t care to formally uncouple. mostly bc this man is billing HOURS talking every other islander through their incredibly suppressed feelings. he’s telling scoups he needs to fucking relax. he’s asking jeonghan if he received enough attention from his parents as a child. he helps hosh unpack his need to please everyone at his own detriment. he’s serving as a shoulder to cry on for all the girls. he’s telling them they deserve better even if some of them are crying about his own friends. you get the idea. he’s having fun for the most part bc hello, it’s still a free vacation, but he is getting increasingly fed up with being surrounded by grown ass people whose frontal lobes refuse to develop. his facial expressions and reactions become the most used memes of the season. so much so, people who don’t watch are using them and just being like “who’s this funny guy and who is torturing him enough to be making faces like this?” salvation comes in the form of a casa girl, who’s been watching his journey on the island and is ready to free him of his therapy shackles. and she does that by… giving him therapy. girly sits him down and is like, “hey, so let’s talk about why you only feel useful and worthy when you’re serving and helping others. why is that?” seungkwan is flabbergasted. and by the end of the convo, he’s crying a little, she knows him so intimately, it’s like they’ve known each other their whole lives, and he does feel liberated as house therapist. he recouples with her and actually starts to enjoy the island the way the others have—he’s making more time for his partner and for himself, he’s being honest when he doesn’t have the mental capacity to listen to ashleigh cry about chad for the nth time, and he’s genuinely falling for his match. unfortunately, their time comes to an end in one of those weirdly voted elimination rounds where no one has any true control of who goes home, and fan (and islander!) favorite seungkwan is booted off the island. a source later reveals that seungkwan got two hours to say goodbye instead of the usual 30 minutes bc everyone was so distraught about him leaving LOL. he gets dozens of invitations for interviews and he and his girl continue to explore each other out in the real world <3

vernon

♫ intro song: sexy nukim - balming tiger feat. RM (RM’s verse)

casa boy who is besties with fellow casa boy, seokmin. why? bc they’re both so confused about what’s happening. vernon catches on a lot faster but doesn’t explain to dokey bc he thinks it would just stress him out (and he was obviously correct). he, on the other hand, takes the information well, and goes along with these little chats, getting to know people and kissing a few girls who seem to want it here and there. but he’s also just like ┐(￣ヘ￣ )┌ about everything. he doesn’t realize he’s kind of in a relationship with someone until everyone’s cheering that they “closed things off,” and he’s perplexed about why everyone’s so happy he and his friend agreed they would stop kissing people bc honestly, these kissing games are gross and he’s getting the ick so bad (not at all realizing that he was agreeing to exclusivity with his partner. why does everything have to have a vague term??? if he wanted to be exclusive, he’d ask someone to be his girlfriend. if he wanted to express interest, he would just say it instead of asking someone to go to “soul ties” like WHAT???). so he’s uncomfortably exclusive, trying to figure out how to break it to this girl that he actually doesn’t want to be in a couple at all and that he truthfully had no idea what was happening in the conversation they had about this. as he thinks about it, he’s seen all over the villa by himself, deep in thought as he scribbles things in a notepad. when he finally sits with her, he admits that he doesn’t know what the following means:

closing things off - thought this was deciding i was done dating people here bc the kissing is tiring

soul ties - i don’t believe in soulmates but kinda crazy every single person in here does tho

soul ties is crazy - yeah i agree?

good chat - wym they have good chat? just say you like talking to them

pull for a chat - kinda rude we keep stealing people away. why can’t we all just talk as a group of friends

america - why do we care so much about america

his partner is dumbfounded and suffice to say, she immediately recouples, and while vernon isn’t eliminated, he’s left “vulnerable” (whatever that means), and he decides he’s done! he doesn’t want to be using his brain like this on vacation! one moment, he’s laughing with his friends and drinking, the next, it’s morning and the narrator says, “vernon has left the villa. he’s tired of having to refer to his personal glossary to understand what anyone’s saying.”

dino

♫ intro song: get a guitar - riize

our last OG villa boy! he, unlike many of his friends here on the island, is a love island expert. a love island fanboy even. he’s watched every season of every version, and he’s a true believer in the process (though he doesn’t have much data to support this actually works other than his self-proclaimed parents, leah and miguel but that’s honestly enough). this man is eager from the jump. he zeroes in on the girls that are his type, he’s having good chat, he’s delivering his best banter, he’s making bomb breakfasts, he’s bringing the girl he’s most interested in up to soul ties. he wants to be in love and he’s hustling for it! but unfortunately, he doesn’t realize that maybe he’s a little more in love with the idea of love than he is with anybody he meets or couples up with. still, he convinces himself he’s in love with every partner, then when they choose someone else, he’s heartbroken for a day before he’s bouncing back trying to find the next soulmate. seungkwan is in the trenches trying to calm the mood swings that come with this man’s intense heartbreak cycle (“have you ever stopped to wonder why you have such a desperate need for love?” “what no go away i’m heartbroken.”). even with no true connection, he’s kept around bc he’s wholesome and cute and sosososo fucking funny; he, hosh, and seungkwan are truly the comedic relief in the villa from the start. he’s saved vote after vote bc america is endeared by him. the show has a people’s princess and america’s sweetheart (leah and amaya papaya respectively—argue with the wall), and now they have america’s little brother: dino! unfortunately, he can only go so far without a solid relationship, but he’s probably the person who lasted the longest in love island history while single almost the entire time (he’s booted off the episode before the finale). worry not, this man comes home to many many women who are convinced they’re in love with him. he takes to the fame just fine.

sebong island playlist

host walk-in songs: ・ bad influence - svt (explicit!!!) ・ mantra - jennie ・ jungle - s.coups ・ sugar rush - bibi ・ guess - charli xcx feat. billie eilish ・ talking body - tove lo bombshell songs: ・ hot - svt ・ thunder - svt ・ good to me - svt ・ ash - svt ・ water - svt ・ march - svt argument/breakup songs: ・ i don't understand but i luv u - svt ・ happier than ever - billie eilish ・ yours - jin ・ toxic till the end - rosé ・ traitor - olivia rodrigo ・ somebody else - the 1975 voted out songs: ・ our dawn is hotter than day - svt ・ spring day - bts ・ sign of the times - harry styles ・ don't dream it's over - sixpence none the richer ・ come home - onerepublic ・ die trying - michl falling in luv songs: ・ fortunate change - joshua ・ home - svt ・ lights down low - max ・ stars in the sky - phora feat. jhene aiko ・ tokyo love hotel - rina sawayama ・ serendipity - jimin happy going-to-sleep songs: ・ what's good - svt ・ talk that talk - twice ・ endless summer symphony - kyle ・ i like you - post malone feat. doja cat ・ trivia: love - rm ・ sweet dreams - j-hope feat. miguel heart race challenge songs: ・ cheers - svt ・ house of cards - bts ・ neva play - megan thee stallion feat. rm ・ pop, lock & drop it - huey ・ my bag - idle ・ big booty - gucci mane feat. megan thee stallion winner announcement song: to you - svt

tag list: aka my love island watch partners that asked to be tagged LMAO @se0kied0key @jjknj

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hey! could you do a reaction of seventeen with a partner who's afraid of needles? thank youuu

Hey anon! Here you go, I hope you enjoy it :)

tw: mentions of hospitals, needles, operations etc

Seungcheol:

“Y/n! That vaccination appointment you said you needed – have you booked it?”

Upon hearing Seungcheol’s voice boom from the other end of the living room, your heart sinks to the pit of your stomach like a pebble that was thrown into a pond. Looking back at him with guilty eyes, you shake your head and mouth a “no”, only to be met with his scolding stare.

“Y/n-ah, you can't avoid it forever,” he gently chides, approaching you as you direct your gaze to the floor and shift from foot to foot. “What about that nursing course you’ve been so excited about? You need the vaccinations to update your medical records to be eligible for application,” he reminds you. 

“I know, it's just…” your voice trails off mid-sentence as you contemplate whether you should tell Seungcheol the truth – your fear of needles was stopping you from getting it done. 

You didn't have to decide, because your boyfriend can read you like an open book. “You're scared, aren't you?” he guesses, softening his gaze. As you nod slowly, he reaches out to give your arm a comforting squeeze. “What about this – I book an appointment for you and we go together. I’ll be there to comfort you if you're scared. How does that sound?” 

“You know what, having you there might make it a little better,” you answer with a small smile. “At least I won't be alone”. 

“Let’s book an appointment now then,” Seungcheol declares, taking the phone from your hands and scrolling through the clinic’s calendar. “There’s an empty slot for three days later, and it happens to be my day off too. Does that work for you?” 

“Book it quickly, before I chicken out again,” you declare.

You're rewarded with a gentle flick to the forehead and a “tsk” from Seungcheol as he makes quick work of booking the appointment. “Alright, it's done”.

Jeonghan:

”Yah, y/n,” Jeonghan calls from his seat across from you. Your head snaps up, only to be met with his mischievous grin. “I can see the cogs in your head turning — you better not be thinking of running away”.

You groan, knowing that Jeonghan had seen through you. “Okay, fine, you got me,” you concede. “But even if I tried I wouldn’t be able to”.

”Hey, I know getting the cannula inserted is scary,” Jeonghan acknowledges, empathizing with you. “But think about it. Once this operation is done, your wrist will be able to heal easier and quicker and you can get back to doing everything you love doing,” he adds, attempting to make you see the bright side. 

“The first step is always the hardest, isn’t it? I’m only watching the nurse and anaesthetist prepare the needle and all, and I’m already terrified,” you confess, eyes darting left and right tentatively. 

“Don’t look at them then,” Jeonghan responds. “Look at me. I’m not going anywhere. I’m staying here until they wheel you into the operating theatre. And when you wake up, I’ll be right beside you too. I’ll be with you all the way,” he reassures, and the corners of your lips turn upwards slightly as gratitude blooms in your heart. “Remember. An ant will bite you, you’ll fall asleep and wake up as if you had 10 shots of soju, and you’ll be a cyborg,” he jokes as you chuckle at the mental image that he had painted for you. 

“Thanks, Hannie,” you answer, shooting him a grateful smile. “When you say it like that, it does make it sound better”.  

When the anaesthetist inserts the cannula, Jeonghan sings to you throughout the whole process to put you at ease. His honey-sweet voice calms you down and steadies your rapidly-beating heart, and you get the cannula inserted with little pain. “You’ll be okay! I love you,” he calls as the operating staff wheel you into the theatre, and the last thought you have before falling asleep is of his encouraging smile. The operation goes without a hitch, and before you know it you’re out of the operation room again.

Indeed, true to his word, the first thing you see when you wake up is him sitting next to your bed with a shiny, metallic “get well soon” balloon with a cartoon print on it meant for children, a sheet of stickers, and a “bravery certificate” he designed and signed himself.

other members under the cut!

Joshua:

“Do I really have to do this?” you groan as he sits down on a chair in the waiting area, leaving one seat in between the both of you to adhere to social distancing guidelines. Joshua shoots you an empathetic glance, having picked up on your anxiety.

“I know you hate needles and injections, y/n. But this vaccine will help to keep you safe, and allow you to go about daily life easier,” Joshua reasons. “You need to be vaccinated in order to go out and about, because there’s checks for vaccination records everywhere now”. 

“It’s kinda useless, though, isn’t it? You get the vaccine, and then you get boosters, and even after all that you can still catch Covid. It’s not like chickenpox or measles vaccines, where you’re basically immune to it after the vaccine,” you argue, still not seeing the point of the vaccine. 

“I get what you’re saying, but at least it offers a little bit of immunity, right?” Joshua suggests. He really wanted to be able to hold your hand and comfort you, seeing how scared you were. “Even if you do catch covid, you might get hit less hard at least. I’ll try to follow you in and stay with you so you’ll feel less afraid,” he promises. 

Unfortunately, because of social distancing guidelines, the nurses tell you that Joshua has to wait outside for you. Fear rises in you again at the thought of facing it alone and your heart begins pounding at the speed of a galloping horse, until Joshua suggests staying with you via video call, which the nurses agree to. “I know it’s not the same, but I’m still there with you, alright?” he reassures you as you nod weakly and follow the nurses in. 

“This is terrifying, Shua. They’re already cleaning my arm and preparing to inject,” you protest, cringing at the feeling of the nurse rubbing your arm with the alcohol. 

“It’ll be over soon, y/n. Just breathe with me, okay?” He breathes in and out in an exaggerated manner to ensure you can hear him over the call, trying to get you to copy him. “Good job. You’re doing well,” he exhorts, the loving, gentle warmness in his tone putting you at ease. Before you know it, the needle is in and the injection is given, and you’re walking out of the tent pressing down on a cotton ball plastered to your arm. 

The moment you’re home, Joshua pulls you onto the couch for a hug and presses a kiss to your forehead. “It was scary, but you did such a good job. I’m proud of you, y/n”. 

Junhui:

”Holy f-“ You almost exclaim, anxiety taking over as you catch sight of the nurse preparing the needle. Junhui claps a hand over your mouth just before the curse word slips out, hurrying to shush you and turn you away from the horrifying sight. 

”Calm down, baobei. It’s just a blood test, and it really won’t be as scary as you think,” Junhui blabbers, saying whatever he thought of to try to soothe you. 

“‘Just’ a blood test?” you question incredulously, looking at him as if he had grown four more limbs. “That’s the most terrifying thing in the world!”

”Trust me, it’s not that bad,” Junhui reiterates, hoping it would calm you down. “And besides, I think we’d both feel a lot better if we could find out what exactly is wrong with you. This blood test will help us figure that out, and get you the treatment you need,” he coaxes, rubbing up and down your arms to further quell the quivers running through you. 

“I guess you’re right. As much as I hate needles, I’d like to quickly recover from whatever I’ve been ill with and get back to normal,” you concede. “If this will help, then let’s do it”. 

Junhui squeezes your shoulders again as the nurse walks back over with the needle. “Just hold my hand, okay? I promise it’ll be over and done with in a flash”. 

As the nurse rubs your arm with the alcohol swab, you inhale and exhale, trying to steady your breaths as you ready yourself for the inevitable stab. All the while, Junhui is by your side, rubbing the back of your hand gently to try to ease your fear. But as the needle makes its entrance, you cringe slightly, feeling the prick that came with it. “Relax your arm, baobei”, Junhui reminds, having noticed you wincing. “It’ll hurt more if you tense up”. 

Following his instructions, you take a deep breath of air and relax your arm — and true enough, it didn’t hurt as badly as you had expected it to. “See? It’s almost over. As soon as the nurse takes the sample needed, it’ll be out and we can go home,” Junhui points out, grinning brightly. “You’re doing amazing, baobei”. 

Hoshi:

“Come on, y/n,” Soonyoung says with an encouraging lilt to his voice as he drags you into the waiting area of the clinic. “It’s not as bad as you think, really”.

”I thought all my vaccinations were up to date, and I’d never have to do this again,” you groan, reluctantly plonking yourself in the chair next to him. “Who would’ve thought that I’ve actually missed one booster shot”.

”At least now we know, and you can get the missed shot,” Soonyoung comments, pointing out the positive side of things. “Better now than never, right?”

”I’d rather the latter,” you deadpan, and Soonyoung gently nudges you, clicking his tongue in disapproval. “Look! I’m terrified of needles, I’m terrified of pain, and I’d rather just avoid them altogether if I could”. The words pour out of you at a mile per minute, and a shiver runs down your spine at the mere thought of the needle.

”I know, jagi. But travelling with an updated vaccine record would be much safer for both of us, and we’d be able to enjoy our trip with more peace of mind,” Soonyoung reminds you, gently squeezing your hand as a sign of reassurance and comfort. You squeeze his hand back as he goes on. “Besides, I’ll be there with you. I’ll do anything you need to make the process easier”.

”Could you distract me?” you implore, looking at him with hopeful eyes. “Just anything to take my mind off it”.

”Of course!” Soonyoung replies, puffing up his chest like a proud peacock. “Anything, you say? I can sing silly, dance crazy, make funny faces-“

”That’s true, your face is always funny to look at”.

”Hey!”

Wonwoo:

The fever had been raging in you for three days straight, with no signs of going down. You and Wonwoo had tried everything you knew — from the fever medicines you had in the fridge, to the cool fever patches Wonwoo applied and changed for you religiously, to old wives’ tales of taking shots of apple cider vinegar (which Wonwoo had warned was not going to work), only for everything to fall through. Despite you insisting that all you needed to do was to sleep in bed for a few more days and continue self-medicating, Wonwoo was not convinced and insisted on taking you to a doctor. “That’s all you’ve been doing for the last three days, and it clearly isn’t working. You need a doctor,” he asserted, marching you into the doctor’s office. 

“They’re going to be alright. I’ll prescribe them with a course of antibiotics, but because this is quite a serious bacterial infection they’ll need an antibiotic injection too,” the doctor muses, typing down notes on his computer. 

As you process his words, you turn paler than a sheet of paper, the flush from the fever completely dissipating in that instant. “Can I perhaps…just take the oral medications?” you suggest, hoping that the doctor will accede to your request. 

“It would take a lot longer, because it needs to be metabolized by your liver before being released into your bloodstream. Intravenous medication would act much faster, since it goes directly into your bloodstream to fight off infections. Right now you need something fast-acting, because leaving such a serious bacterial infection to fester could make it worse,” Wonwoo explains, hoping that it would convince you to take the injection. Next to both of you, the doctor nods in agreement with your boyfriend’s words.

You shoot a playful glare at Wonwoo. “Okay, nerd,” you fire back jokingly. “As scary as it is, I guess I’ll take it”. 

“Don’t worry. You can hold onto me throughout, okay?” Wonwoo says, taking your hand and gently rubbing circles on the back of it. “It’ll be over before you know it, and then you can go home and sleep, just like you wanted to do”. 

You nod weakly, feeling too drained by the illness to do anything else. But as soon as the doctor brings out the needle, adrenaline goes coursing through you again, and you’re back in a panicked anxious state, trying to pull away from the doctor who’s trying to administer the injection. Wonwoo notices, and he’s quickly rubbing your back and whispering sweet nothings into your ear to calm you down. “Just this last step, y/n-ah. It’s gonna be over soon,” he assures. “All you need to do now is breathe in and out slowly”.

Doing as he says, you feel nothing more than a mild pinch as the needle goes in, and the injection is done. “Good job back there, y/n,” Wonwoo praises, shooting you an encouraging smile as you walk out of the clinic with him. “You were really brave. Let’s go home, and then you can get the rest you deserve”. 

Woozi:

Your knee bounces up and down nervously as you sit on the chair in the consultation room, awaiting your dreaded fate. Beads of cold sweat appear on your forehead as you try to steel your nerves to face your biggest fear- needles. You thank your lucky stars that at least your boyfriend was off work today, so he had kindly offered to accompany you to the dreaded appointment to get a booster shot. 

Next to you, Jihoon stands in silent comfort, gently squeezing your knee to try to calm you down. “I know it’s scary, y/n. I’m scared of needles too, so I know exactly how you feel,” he murmurs, gently rubbing your back. 

“How do you do it?” you ask, turning to face him for a brief moment. “How do you cope with injections?”

”It’s been a while since I’ve had to have one. But I remember that once, a nurse taught me a simple trick to make them hurt less,” Jihoon answers, brow furrowed as he tries to recall the advice given to him. “Don’t look at it- it’ll be scarier if you do. I’ll count to three before she inserts the needle, and breathe in as it happens. After that, just keep taking slow deep breaths. Can you do that?” He fleshes out a plan to you, and feeling hopeful, you nod. “Okay good. And just keep in mind, I’m right next to you,” he adds as extra reassurance.

As agreed, he counts down for you when the nurse does the injection. “One, two, three, breathe in. Very good,” he whispers soothingly. “Now just breathe in, and out. In, and out,” he instructs, and you do as he says, surprised at how little pain you felt. ”You’re doing great, y/n”. 

“I didn’t feel much of anything,” you remark, still shocked as you make your way home with Jihoon. “That trick really helped”.

”Told you,” Jihoon replies with a smile. “If it works on me, it’ll most definitely work on anybody. 

Mingyu:

“Shh, y/n, it's gonna be okay,” Mingyu reassures, stroking your hair in an attempt to comfort you. Sitting in the chair, you take deep breaths in and out, trying to steady your rapidly beating heart. 

“I don't know why I even decided to do this, Gyu. I knew I was scared of needles, but God-knows-what possessed me to think I could push past it to donate blood,” you sigh, trying to keep the tremor out of your voice as you lean into Mingyu’s embrace. 

“That just shows how kind and brave you are,” Mingyu affirms. “I asked you multiple times if you were sure you wanted this, and you were so intent on stepping out of your comfort zone to contribute to a good cause. That's truly admirable,” he adds, beaming at you encouragingly.

“Thanks Gyu,” you reply, grateful for the reassuring presence of your boyfriend in such a scary moment. Unfortunately you catch sight of the nurse preparing the needle, causing you to flinch and turn away. 

Mingyu notices and is immediately back at attempting to comfort you. “Don’t look, y/n. It’ll just make it scarier”.

”Well too late now, isn’t it?” you remark, wincing as you feel the nurse already rubbing your arm with the rubbing alcohol. “I’ve already seen the needle”.

“Unsee it, then”, Mingyu blurts, garbling out whatever nonsensical phrases come to his mind to try to humour you, succeeding as both you and the nurse chuckle. “Hey, you survived the prick earlier for the haemoglobin test. You can do this too,” Mingyu exhorts you. “I’ll be here with you throughout. Just take deep breaths in and out”. 

You do as he instructs, inhaling and exhaling deeply as you feel the needle make its way through. “And it’s done!” Hearing Mingyu’s confident announcement, you open your eyes to find the needle in your arm connecting you to a blood bag, hooked up to an IV rack. “You did well, y/n. I’m very proud”. 

For the next 10 minutes, Mingyu stays by your side and tells you all kinds of jokes to keep you entertained, until the nurse removes the blood bag and tells you that you’re all set to go. “When we get home, have a good rest while I prepare a steak dinner for us. Eat up and replenish your iron stores,” he says, pressing a kiss to your forehead as he holds your hand, leading you out of the clinic. 

DK:

“Modu uril chyeodabwAaAa~” 

Seokmin’s comically out-of-tune voice rings out through the clinic, a far cry from his usual angelic vocals. His clumsy dance moves add on to the hilarity of the situation as he mimics the infamous “Boys’ Planet” performance of his group’s hit song “Hot”. Across from him, you're laughing like a hyena, a far cry from the anxious state you were in earlier. Even the nurse beside you was trying to hold in her laughter as she readied a vaccine dose.

You had a vaccination appointment for today, but because you were so deathly afraid of needles and injections, you had almost backed out of it completely. Seokmin, knowing this, volunteered to come with you to the appointment to hopefully ease your nerves and provide some comfort. “I’ll be there to entertain and distract you,” he promised. “You’ll be so amused, you won’t feel a thing”. 

“Are you sure? As embarrassing as it sounds- I’ve cried at every single injection ever since I was a kid,” you confessed, scratching your head sheepishly.

”Y/n, it’s not embarrassing,” Seokmin responded, wrapping you in a warm embrace. “Everyone has their own fears and it’s perfectly normal. Hey, I still scream at the sight of bugs!” He brought up his own fear, hoping that it would make you feel less ashamed. “Jagi-ah, don’t worry. I promise I will make this the first time you ever walk out of an injection laughing instead of crying”. 

He was right. “BaMi EoMnEuN nAt HaNeUrEuN bUlGeUnSaEk” the horrible singing and wacky dancing continues as you double over in laughter, abs burning from the exertion. Who knew you’d end up enjoying your vaccination appointment so much? You continue chortling away, thoroughly amused by the antics of your boyfriend. So much so that, you fail to notice the needle making its entrance and exit and the medication going through your veins. 

“And you’re done! Just press on the injection site for about two to three minutes,” the nurse says, interrupting Seokmin’s clown show as she secures a cotton ball over the injection site with a plaster. 

“Wait, that’s all? It’s over?” you exclaim, mouth agape in shock. 

“You’ve got a very good boyfriend. He did such an amazing job at entertaining you, you didn’t even feel a thing,” the nurse chuckles, gesturing at a beaming Seokmin. 

Linking your arm with his, you prepare to leave the clinic. “He’s the best,” you reply with a confident smile.

Minghao:

”I’ll never understand you, y/n,” Minghao splutters, looking at you incredulously. “You can stay calm after getting bitten by a wild monkey, but you freak out over a tiny needle?”

Your hiking date in the nature reserve had taken a nasty turn when a macaque, apparently after the snacks in your bag, turned aggressive and bit you in the leg. By some miraculous power you were able to stay calm, stumbling away from the situation while reassuring concerned passersby that you would be alright. Minghao’s meditation efforts from the morning must have paid off, as he too kept a cool head and called for a Grab to take you to the Accident and Emergency department of the nearest hospital. Which is how you end up sitting in a consultation room, bandage wrapped snugly around your ankle to keep the wound dressing in place, and awaiting an injection. 

“It's not tiny, have you seen the size of that thing?!” you argue, eyes going wide in fear as you point at the terrifying piece of equipment.

“It's tiny compared to the jaws of whatever beast took a bite out of you earlier!” Minghao insists as he shushes you and turns you away from the nurse who's preparing the syringe.

“Okay, but the doctor has already cleaned and dressed the wound, surely that's enough to stave off infections? Why do I still need an injection?” you question, gesturing wildly in confusion and fright. “Not even just one, multiple jabs over the next few weeks”. 

“The disinfectant will keep bacterial infections of the wound at bay, yes, but it's not enough to prevent viral infections that could have already been transmitted into your bloodstream through the bite,” Minghao explains, squeezing your arm gently to try to comfort you. “All these vaccines will do the job for you”. 

“Why can't I just take medication orally then?” you argue, still not understanding why you needed an injection of all things. 

“It’s too slow for such dangerous viral infections,” Minghao clarifies.  

You sigh, still shaking slightly in fear. “I'd rather not have the injection, if I can help it”. 

“So you think catching tetanus or rabies is a favourable alternative?” Minghao counters, an eyebrow arching upwards as he stares at you. 

“No! But like- okay, fine, guess I’ll take the injections,” you huff, slumping over dejectedly. “When’s the needle coming?”

“It's already been in and out of you, dummy. The whole time you were arguing with me, the nurse came, administered the jab, and left,” Minghao snorts. 

“Oh”. 

Seungkwan:

Sniffling, you cling to Seungkwan’s arm with one hand as you ready the other for the dreaded jab. Whether you were sniffling because of your horrible flu, or because you were sobbing in fright, you will never know. Adding on to the horrible sensation, embarrassment tinted your cheeks as you were well aware that you were bawling your eyes out even before the actual ordeal had begun, though you were not a child anymore.

“Oh no, y/n,” Seungkwan murmurs in empathy as he quickly sweeps you into a hug, stroking your hair and whispering sweet nothings to you. “You must be really scared”. 

Too afraid to say anything else, you merely nod your head in response. “Everything will be alright, okay? I know it seems like a lot, but you’ll be really proud of yourself for getting through this,” he exhorts, squeezing your shoulders gently and leaving a kiss on the top of your head. “Is there anything I can do for you? To make you feel less afraid?” He asks, sincerity in his gaze as he lowers himself to look at you. 

“Distract me. Do something, anything to make this less scary,” you sob.

”Alright then. What about I sing to you?” He suggests.

You mull over his proposition for a moment. “That could work,” you reply, still reeling from the sheer amount of cortisol running through your system.

”Alright then. Just breathe for now, okay?” Seungkwan keeps you in his hold, continuing to stroke your hair and whisper reassurances to you. 

When the dreaded moment finally arrives, Seungkwan holds your hand, singing “Candy” softly in his usual heavenly voice. As you take in the beautiful notes, you feel yourself calm down, your pulse steadying and your breathing becoming less erratic. The feel of his hand in yours makes the situation better too, knowing that you weren’t alone in your scary predicament. You squeeze his hand back in a show of appreciation to him. 

Seungkwan is still holding your hand as you exit the clinic and make your way home. “It was scary, but you sat through it. I’m so proud of you”. He encourages you, kissing you on the cheek again as he promises lots of cuddles when you get back home. 

Vernon: 

The look of horror that had crossed Vernon's face when he saw the hues of green and yellow oozing from your wounded knee was unmistakable, and before you knew it you found yourself surrounded by the smell of antiseptic and sitting in a consultation room. “We’ve been cleaning it for weeks, and it somehow looks even worse now,” Vernon explains when you ask why he had rushed you to the nearest doctor for something so seemingly trivial. “I know it seems like no big deal, but better safe than sorry”. 

The doctor grimaces as she checks your temperature and casts another worried look at the injury. “38.2. You're lucky you came, because the infection is starting to get really bad,” she says, disposing of the cover of the ear thermometer in a swift motion. “I’ll prescribe you with some medication and an antibiotic cream, but you’ll also need an injection of antibiotics”. 

Your blood runs cold at the words, and Vernon seems to notice because his hands are immediately rubbing up and down your shoulders in silent comfort. As the doctor motions to her nurse to begin preparing the apparatus, he turns you away from their direction before you can see anything. “God, I really wasn't prepared for an injection today,” you groan.

“Hey, don't worry, it’ll be over before you know it,” Vernon states matter-of-factly, hoping the certainty in his voice would help to ground you and calm you a little. “And besides, I’m here with you,” he reminds you, deep voice soothing you like hot cocoa on a stormy winter day. 

“You're right,” you reply, turning back to face him with a smile. “And like you said- better safe than sorry. I wouldn't want the infection to worsen,” you acknowledge, now feeling fully ready to accept the injection. 

Vernon says nothing, but grunts in understanding as he continues rubbing your shoulders. As the nurse approaches with the needle, you close your eyes and prepare for the jab. “Just keep breathing”, Vernon instructs, hand remaining on yours. Doing as he says, you feel nothing more than an ant’s bite and in a flash, the process is over. 

“Don't forget to apply the cream and take the medicines at home,” Vernon reminds you as you hobble out of the clinic. One of his arms is slung around your waist and the other is holding your hand as you make your way back to the car. “I will, don't worry,” you reply. “And thanks for looking out for and caring for me,” you add, gratitude filling your heart as you slip into the passenger seat. 

“Anything for you, y/n”. 

Dino:

“Y/n, please. Just this one time, you need it to get better,” Dino pleads. Fear, desperation and worry are written all over his face at once. “You really really need this surgery- or else I don't want to think about what could happen to you”. 

Weakly, you lift your head to meet his gaze, still holding on to your stomach due to the immense stabbing pain you felt there. The same pain that had caused you to collapse onto the floor, a shriek of anguish ripping from your throat just an hour earlier, and sent Dino speed dialing an ambulance and rushing you to A&E quicker than the speed of light. There, the doctor had diagnosed you with appendicitis and sent you for an emergency operation to get the aggravating organ removed. 

However, one obstacle stood in the way- your deathly fear of needles. Despite being in a tremendous amount of pain already, you couldn't handle the thought of having to get the cannula inserted. Still looking up at Dino, you shake your head ever so slightly. “I can't, Dino, I-I’m scared,” you stammer, with what little strength you have left. 

“This could save your life, y/n,” Dino reasons in a shaky voice, hoping to break through the tidal waves of fear and anxiety crashing over you in the moment with plain, simple logic. “I’ll hold your hand throughout, until you go for the surgery. And when you wake up I’ll be right here waiting for you. So please- just this once, okay? You’ll not need another jab for a really long time after”. 

With the urgency and potentially life-threatening circumstances looming over you, you take a shaky breath and slip your hand into his, seeing that the doctor was here with the needle. Closing your eyes, you accept the slight prick and realize that it was nothing, at least compared to the excruciating pain you were already in. But through all the fear, pain and anxiety, Dino’s hand never left yours, his touch grounding you and reminding you that even in such scary circumstances, everything would be okay. You open your eyes and find him looking back at you with a small smile, as if to reassure you of the same thing. “It’ll be alright, jagi. I’ll see you when you're done, and I love you”. He finishes, pressing a quick kiss to the back of your hand. You flash a quick smile at him, waving feebly as the medical team prepares to wheel you into the operating theatre. 

When you awake, you're greeted with the sight of Dino’s relieved face. “Y/n! You're done!” He exclaims as your eyelids flutter open and you sit up groggily, the effect of the anaesthesia still fresh. Noticing your apparent drowsiness, he gently pushes you back down and beckons you to rest. “It's okay. Now you should rest. Take all the time you need here, and when the doctors clear you for discharge we can go home together,” he murmurs, and you drift back to sleep with a smile, feeling his fingers gently run through your hair.

[lovingseventeen]

Hiii could you pls write about how seventeen gets their s/o to sit in their lap?? Thanks so much

svt getting their s/o to sit on their lap

a/n: i hope this is sufficient for my very delayed return (please).

seungcheol: 

✿ it's truly just second nature for him at this point

✿ he'll just casually guide you onto his lap and you don't really question it either

✿ say you're about to sit next to him on the couch

✿ as you're about to sit he'll just lightly pull your wrist in his direction and there you are

jeonghan:

✿ loves to rest his head on your shoulder when you sit on his lap

✿ the simplest "come here" and you're following

✿ he loves this because you don't even have to pay attention to him but he has all the access to wrap his arms around your middle

joshua: 

✿ pats his leg when you want to show him something on your phone

✿ "josh look at this thing i just saw-"

✿ immediately, he's sitting up and spreading his legs so you can walk in the space between them and sit on one of his thighs

✿ "let me see, pretty"

jun: 

✿ will gradually shift you onto his lap over time absentmindedly

✿ neither of you two really notice but you just wind up there

✿ you were watching a movie on opposite ends of the couch (which is fine) but now you're there??? (no one is complaining)

hoshi: 

✿ so annoying about it (i mean this in a loving way)

✿ why should you sit anywhere else when his lap is literally right there??

✿ even if you sat somewhere else without thinking about it he's jokingly scoffing "so you hate me"

✿ (it's okay, just go sit on his lap and peck his cheek and he's all giddy again)

wonwoo: 

✿ pulls you towards him by an article of clothing

✿ it could be your pants loop, the sleeve of your hoodie, or the back of your shirt

✿ he doesn't need to ask you twice :')

woozi:

✿ always asks for your opinion when he makes a new beat or writes new lyrics

✿ "i want you to listen to this" he says with a hand stretched out

✿ he likes to have you sit on his lap while he places the headphones around your ears

✿ he gently presses his forehead to your back as he waits for your thoughts

dokyeom: 

✿ perpetually wrapped around you anyway (his love language is physical touch)

✿ it doesn't take long when an arm around your shoulder as you're sitting next to each other moves to your waist

✿ then he figures this isn't close enough and he'll also maneuver you so you're eventually on his lap. he'll quite literally wrap his arms around your middle so he can move you

✿ "this is better" as he nudges his face into your neck

mingyu:

✿ will manhandle you if he has to

✿ you try teasing him just to see him get pouty and as you're trying to get away from him, he uses a little bit more of his strength to pull you towards him

✿ but as you're sat you feel him mumble against your shoulder "do you actually not want to?"

minghao:

✿ i think he's a pretty straightforward person

✿ a simple tucking your hair behind your ears and he's caught your attention

✿ "i want you closer" as he holds your arm to help you move

seungkwan: 

✿ dances around the subject instead of just telling you what he wants lol

✿ "did you know that sitting on wooden chairs is actually bad for your back? there's no cushioning"

✿ "oh really? should we order cushions then or-"

✿ "you could sit somewhere else"

✿ "but i need the table for my laptop and i get so lazy on the couch-"

✿ "then maybe you could just sit here" he offers, moving his chair back to welcome you. then it all clicks (he's a dork)

vernon: 

✿ also probably someone who just tugs you gently in his direction

✿ i don't think he'd need to use words for you to get it either

✿ even if you're standing around him doing anything else and you feel him lightly pull the back of your sweater you follow him without giving it much thought

chan:

✿ as long as you're in his vicinity he pulls you with him as he sits down

✿ both of you just came home from work? he's dropping himself down on the couch and you're coming with him

✿ has most definitely missed at least once and you both landed on the floor

[lv3buzzz]

rip todd anderson you wouldve loved those edits on tiktok with anthems for a seventeen year old girl and before the ‘park that car, drop that phone etc’ theres the ‘maybe in another life, i wasnt so different’.

his reposts would be flooded with those

[hansolsticio]

Sooliee! Você anda escrevendo? Aceitando pedidos?

1) saudades de ler suas escritas;

2) se estiver aceitando pedidos, eu gostaria de solicitar a senhora como os meninos reagiriam à uma namorada virgem, mas que não aparente sabe? (Faz sentido?)

pedidos de fic não, amor! mas essas coisinhas assim eu sempre faço como alucinasolie mesmo, então:

✦ — "não é sobre astrologia". ᯓ svt.

— 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗮𝘀: isso aqui tá mais pra headcannon... eu também não sei se escrevi o que você queria, espero ter entendido certo, anonnie [♡].

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗶 𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗹 ᝰ .

→ O cheol é do tipo que curte conversar e estabelecer limites e acordos meio cedo no relacionamento, então provavelmente a noção de que você é virgem foi dada a ele desde o início.

→ E ele tendo consciência de que você é uma alma pura, imaculada e intocada (na cabeça dele pelo menos), vai fazer de tudo para não te deixar desconfortável. Sendo assim, acho que o coitado evita qualquer coisinha meramente sexual contigo.

→ Então, quando VOCÊ é a primeira a tocar, falar ou agir de um jeitinho todo desinibido ele simplesmente quebra. Qualquer beijinho mais lascivo ou quando você decide montar nesse homem absolutamente do nada deixa ele em estado de pânico.

→ O seungcheol ainda não sabe o quê todos os seus toques querem dizer e se isso significa que você quer avançar os passos com ele. Ele até cogita perguntar, mas tem receio de parecer meio estúpido. Porque o jeitinho que você consegue deixar ele mole só com a sua língua no pescoço dele com certeza quer dizer alguma coisa.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝘆𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗷𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗻 ᝰ .

→ Antes de ser seu namorado, o hannie provavelmente foi amigo seu, então saber que você é virgem ele até já sabia. E entre uma piada com conotação sexual e outra ele também sabia que você não era uma santa ou mesmo puritana. Mas isso era o que o jeonghan tinha noção enquanto amigo.

→ Como namorado é totalmente diferente. Ele é outro que ficaria um tantinho assombrado no início. Estava prontinho 'pra te tratar igual bebêzinho (assim como fazia quando era só amizade entre vocês dois), mas foi rápido em entender qual era sua vibe e passou a tirar "proveito" da situação.

→ Apesar de você ter arruinado as esperanças que o hannie tinha de te corromper, ele curte muito que não precisa se segurar contigo. Gosta que pode ser safado com você sem peso algum na consciência.

→ Mas isso está longe de significar que ele vai perder a oportunidade de te encher o saco por isso. O hannie nunca deixou de agir como um amigo muito próximo, só que agora ele tem o privilégio de te zoar por ser uma virgenzinha mesmo com os dedos dele socados na sua boca.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗷𝗼𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗮 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗴 ᝰ .

→ Ele estava TÃO pronto 'pra ser seu príncipe encantado (o corruption kink explodindo no fundo da cabecinha dele), mas aí a intimidade veio e destruiu todos os planos do shua [😔].

→ Duas semaninhas de namoro e ele já tinha a habilidade de identificar a carinha de tesão que você fazia sempre que rolava um beijo mais longo. Daí para frente foi só desarranjo na vida desse homem. O Joshua passa a crer que você 'tá invertendo os papéis involuntariamente, porque o jeitinho que vocês se tocam faz ELE se sentir corrompido.

→ Rola até uma fase de negação com ele questionando 'pra si mesmo se você só não tá tirando uma com a cara dele — mas quem mentiria sobre algo assim?

→ Essa fase passou de uma maneira meio embaraçosa, mas passou. Bastou ele te pegar de jeito num dia qualquer que você simplesmente travou. O shua jura que nunca vai esquecer o prazer que foi te ver toda encolhidinha, suada, ofegante 'pra caralho e olhando 'pra ele como se o homem estivesse prestes a te comer viva. Na sua carinha de desespero ele teve a confirmação que queria.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗷𝘂𝗻𝗵𝘂𝗶 (𝗷𝘂𝗻) ᝰ .

→ A situação com jun é um tantinho mais engraçada. Porque você não aparenta ser virgem e ele, no início, aparentava ser (o mínimo esperado do maior "come quieto" do seventeen). Então vocês acidentalmente enganaram um ao outro antes de começar a namorar.

→ Por um tempo as coisas ficaram meio embaraçosas. Porque tava você com medo de ser muito aberta com ele (por receio dele julgar errado e achar que você já estava acostumada a fazer essas coisas) e ele temendo ser mais atrevido e acabar que você não queria fazer isso com ele ainda (mesmo aparentando).

→ Então quando a conversa sobre sexo finalmente chega (e, acredite, ela demora até demais), é a coisa mais hilária vista no planeta terra. Os olhos desse homem triplicam de tamanho em saber que você nunca havia feito nada e você definitivamente não esperava que ele tivesse experiência.

→ A partir daqui é um pouquinho mais fácil ditar como que vocês querem que as coisas se desenrolem. Mas nenhum dos dois se esquece do quão cômica foi toda essa confusão entre vocês.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗸𝘄𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 (𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶) ᝰ .

→ De início, você fritou o cérebro dele um tiquinho. Seu namoro com o soonyoung evoluiu de um lance casual e meio quente. Vocês dois marcavam de se encontrar só 'pra se pegar escondidinhos.

→ Obviamente ele nunca fodeu contigo e também não insistia quando você subitamente pedia para interromper a pegação sempre que a coisa esquentava demais. O hoshi também nunca se importou muito, só de poder ter você em cima dele quase todo fim de semana, ele tava feliz.

→ Então quando o status entre vocês dois mudou de nome e ele finalmente soube o porquê de nunca ter atravessado aquela barreira contigo, foi como uma luz acendendo na cabecinha dele... ele até se achou meio estúpido por nunca ter sacado.

→ Ele deixa claro que não vê motivos 'pra apressar a dinâmica entre vocês e é ótimo em retribuir sua energia. É meio confuso (pra quem vê de fora) assistir o jeitinho que vocês se pegam como se estivessem prestes a foder gostosinho só 'pra parar bem quando a coisa começa a ficar interessante... mas funciona 'pra vocês dois! De um jeito muito esquisito, só que funciona.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗷𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗼𝗼 ᝰ .

→ Começa como uma grande brincadeira, até não ser mais brincadeira. O wonwoo consegue ver através de você desde o início do relacionamento. Ele não vai te falar isso em voz alta, mas já tem experiência em lidar com virgenzinha depravada e você age exatamente como uma.

→ No início, leva tudo na mansidão, do jeitinho dele mesmo. Deixa você brincar à vontade — vocês ainda são uma coisa recente, ele tem receio de fazer qualquer coisa que te deixe desconfortável. Por isso usa esse tempinho 'pra te ler, 'pra ver até onde você consegue ir.

→ Só que ele fica de saco cheio mais rápido do que havia calculado. Sua brincadeirinha favorita e constante de deixar ele duro 'pra cacete e subitamente sair de cima por "lembrar" que você ainda é virgem começa a esgotar a paciência do wonnie.

→ E ele só precisou de uma chance 'pra te fazer sossegar de vez. Uma só. Wonwoo brincou com seu corpinho e a sua cabecinha até te deixar burra. De verdade, você jurou que ele ia te comer ali mesmo e ele quase te comeu. Quase. Parou aí. Te deixou escorrendo. E a brincadeirinha nunca mais se repetiu.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗹𝗲𝗲 𝗷𝗶𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗻 (𝘄𝗼𝗼𝘇𝗶) ᝰ .

→ Ele simplesmente não se importa. Só quer ter você por perto e isso é mais do que suficiente. O Ji não é do tipo que força (ou mesmo estimula) essas coisas no início do relacionamento, acho que ele prefere deixar isso nas suas mãos. Ele vai até onde você quiser e quando for hora de parar, ele só para.

→ Honestamente, sequer vejo ele perguntando sobre isso. Se for para ele ter essa informação, vai ter que partir de você — ele não vai forçar a barra nem 'pra isso.

→ Inclusive, acho que quando ele descobre é bem espontâneo, assim como tudo no relacionamento de vocês. Você no colo do Ji, quase derretendo só de ter ele te apertando tão gostosinho. As línguas se tocando, a respiração ofegante... mas o que te tira o foco mesmo é sentir o quão excitado ele ficou — 'tá literalmente embaixo de você, não é difícil de sentir.

→ E quando, num impulso, você decide que quer contar, a única reação dele é cessar os toques e te perguntar o que você quer que ele faça. A partir daqui, é com você.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗹𝗲𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗼𝗸𝗺𝗶𝗻 (𝗱𝗸) ᝰ .

→ De início, essa questão seria o menor dos problemas. Acredito que o minnie não ligaria muito para o que você aparenta ou não ser. Ele só te ama demais e interpreta tudo o que acontece entre vocês dois como expressão de amor, mesmo que sejam coisinhas mais pervertidas.

→ Mas ele ainda é um ser humano com muitos desejos. Então o seu jeitinho de agir não demora muito 'pra confundir a cabecinha dele. A cada sessão de pegação bem manhosa entre vocês dois é claro que cresce uma vontadezinha ferrada de te dar prazer.

→ Ainda estando meio acanhado, ele opta por julgar ao invés de perguntar. E, por isso, falta se enterrar de vergonha por ter lido a situação de maneira errada quando as coisas esquentam entre vocês pela milésima vez seguida.

→ Quando você interrompe as coisas toda encolhidinha 'pra falar que nunca tinha transado com ninguém leva um tempo 'pra cabeça do seokmin processar. Mas ele é rápido em pedir mil desculpas e dizer que tinha pensando que... bom, não importa o que ele pensou.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗸𝗶𝗺 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘆𝘂 ᝰ .

→ Ele vai querer queimar a linha da largada tão rápido... é deprimente. Considerando uma situação em que você queira esperar um pouquinho para ir para os finalmentes com o gyu, ele vai te respeitar sem sombra de dúvidas. Só que você não tá ajudando...

→ Vão ser tempos meio sombrios 'pra libido desse homem, porque, por falta de melhor jeito de explicar isso, ele vai enlouquecer de tanto bater punheta. Veja bem, ele 'tá fazendo de tudo 'pra ser seu namoradinho doce, grandão e protetor, mas não dá pra evitar o tesão com o jeitinho que você se comporta.

→ Quando você vem 'pra cima dele, o mingyu já começa a pedir perdão mentalmente por todos os pecados que ele cometeu, porque ele sabe que vai sair dolorido quando tudo acabar e vai precisar, no mínimo, de uns vinte minutos sozinho.

→ E ele jura que já tentou se questionar se ele só não tá sendo muito desesperado, mas não tem como... tem que ser você! Absolutamente tudo que você faz parece ser previamente calculado 'pra deixar ele maluco.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝘅𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗵𝗮𝗼 ᝰ .

→ Outro do clubinho do corruption kink, mas esse daqui não fica tão mexido assim. Não é porque você já tem a cabecinha meio arruinada que ele não vai te corromper mais ainda — você não viu nada, ele 'tá guardando muita coisa 'pra ti.

→ Mas, assim, ele vai te julgar um tiquinho, sabe? Só um pouquinho mesmo. Poxa, é que não tem como ficar minimamente intrigado com a sua maneira de se portar com ele. Por algum motivo (o motivo sendo pura competição, porque ele detesta ser constantemente provocado) ele sente a necessidade de te lembrar constantemente que o seu jeitinho fogoso é só pose.

→ Então sim, ele vai te olhar com uma puta cara de julgamento quando você vier toda sedentinha pra cima dele e, se isso não funcionar, ele é quem parte pra cima. Mostra que não precisa de muito 'pra te lembrar quem realmente sabe o quê tá fazendo dentro daquela relação.

→ É um jeitinho meio inusitado de colocar você no seu lugar. O hao não precisa te dizer uma palavra sequer, só o modo calculado dele te tocar e os dedinhos que ameaçam levantar sua saia (só 'pra te ver meio acanhadinha) são suficientes 'pra te deixar mansa de novo.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗯𝗼𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝘄𝗮𝗻 ᝰ .

→ Assim como o hannie, o boo também evoluiu de amigo próximo 'pra namorado. Vocês sempre tiveram plena consciência de que eram ambos virgens, mas foi só virar seu namorado que o kwannie começou a duvidar da veracidade disso.

→ O boo é um docinho, tão docinho que você mesma é a primeira se sentir mal pelo tanto que você FERRA com a cabeça dele. Vocês se conhecem faz tanto tempo, mas ele definitivamente não esperava que essa era a experiência de te ter como namorada.

→ Mesmo antes do relacionamento era tudo amor e denguinho entre vocês dois (não dava nem 'pra esconder que vocês queriam ficar juntos) e ele esperava que essa fosse a energia perpétua do namoro de vocês. Ele tava tão enganado...

→ É uma gracinha ver a expressão tontinha do kwannie toda vez que vocês têm a chance de ficar sozinhos. E não é culpa sua, okay? Agora que ele finalmente é seu namorado, você só aproveita a chance de mostrar o tesão que você tem pelo seu namorado — nada de errado nisso, poxa...

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗹 (𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗻) ᝰ .

→ Eu imagino a maior parte das relações do nonie sendo derivadas de uns situationships bem fodidos. Ele tem uma carinha de ficante que te dá dor de cabeça até te assumir de verdade, sabe? Então a intimidade de vocês não é a novidade aqui, o namoro que é.

→ Mona, esse homem JURAVA ser mais virgem que você (e ele não é!!!). De tanto ficar contigo, o hansol já estava crente que você ia arruinar a vida dele se fosse 'pra cama contigo. Só de beijinho "inocente" que virava vocês dois jogados no cantinho de qualquer festa se esfregando igual dois pervertidos ele já havia perdido as contas.

→ Eis que junto com o privilégio de ser seu namorado vem a informação de que você nunca havia cruzado o vale da morte e isso quebra o hansol na hora. Ele não sabe o que fazer agora que sabe disso e, pior, involuntariamente volta umas cinco casas da intimidade de vocês e começa a ser esquisitíssimo contigo.

→ O nonie se esquece (?) de todas às vezes que ele teve que ir 'pra casa completamente arruinado (porque ele não aguentou cinco minutinhos de você rebolando no colo dele e fez uma bagunça na própria calça) e começa a te tratar como se nunca tivesse implorado 'pra gozar bem baixinho na sua orelha. Você basicamente tem que dar um choque nesse homem 'pra esclarecer que você só não transou com ninguém, não precisa agir como se você tivesse virado santa de uma hora 'pra outra.

── ★ ˙ ̟ 𝗹𝗲𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 (𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗼) ᝰ .

→ Não aguenta o fato de que é ELE quem começa a agir como virgem quando 'tá contigo. De verdade, desmontar esse homem é uma das coisas mais fáceis que você faz no seu dia. E não dá 'pra segurar, o chan é muito gostoso [😔] — virgem ou não, é fisicamente impossível não tirar uma casquinha dele.

→ E você até tenta esconder, mas acha hilário o rostinho dele todo abismado depois de qualquer toquezinho quente ou quando você faz algum comentário cheio de segundas intenções, o channie fica todo sem ação.

→ Falta se babar inteirinho de tesão por você, mas fica todo dividido sem saber se se esforça 'pra retribuir a energia ou se deve "dar uma segurada" — além de ter medo de retribuir errado e acabar passando de algum limite.

→ Ele é um gostoso todo cheio de complexos e você vai precisar conversar muito com o seu channie 'pra explicar que 'tá tudo bem ele te tocar do jeitinho que ele sentir vontade e que isso de virgindade é só uma baboseira na qual as pessoas colocam muita pressão — não quer dizer nada.

[the8-8]

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who goes by the alias hoshi to not have his real identity known

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who was the best in his field and the talk of the agency yet no one knew what he actually looked like

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who you never thought you'd meet due to your different departmemts until one fateful morning when you woke up late and didnt get to have breakfast

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who was passing by one of the agency's kitchens, lost in a floor he wasn't supposed to be in until he found you standing there

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who was standing there quietly and would've continued standing there had you not noticed him and bowed in greeting

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who asked you about directions and forgot to thank you before going on his way, stirring a drink he doesn't think he'd tried before

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who uncoincidentally got lost again in the exact same floor at the exact same time the next time he went to the agency (only a week later) and surprisingly found you again in that kitchen, stirring that drink of yours

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who gathered up his courage and fixed his suit before approaching you, bowing in greeting and apologising for forgetting to thank you last time, before politely asking for directions again

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who you giggle quietly at his idiocy before telling him where to go to get to the department

secret agent!kwon soonyoung who doesn't forget to thank you this time, leaving with a promise to himself that next time he comes to the agency, he'll have to 'get lost' again in the same spot to see you laugh at him one more time

hazey's notes: it'll be made into a full thing hopefully someday

[joshujihan23]

Hello!! I basically came to your acc out of nowhere and read a lot of hcs, you write so well!!

please could you do a makeout session mingyu hc? 🥺 i just saw the scoups version and i'm CRAZY

thanks so much

Makeout Session! Mingyu Headcanons

i could imagine that he would be the touchy type. he would have his hands all over you, puling you closer even though your bodies are already flushed against each other.

he’s usually all sweet with you, peppering you with kisses, giving attention to your cheek and lips. HOWEVER when he is mad, or something pissed him off so much during work, best believe the moment he sees you from across the room, he would launch himself on you just to latch his lips onto you

his hands are right on your hips, if not your waist. he is just so obsessed with your curves and lines, he just wants to get his hands all over them, just to savour the moment.

even if he wants to taste you, he would always wait for your consent by licking your lips. only when you part them, he will insert his tongue

he is a mumbling mess, he is just so so desperate for you. (i mean, he hasn’t seen you for so many hours, who would say no to that?)

adding on to that, he would say these few sentences: “you’re so pretty, baby.” “you taste so sweet, so addictive.” “you’re so irresistible, my love.” LORD HELP ME

when he lets go, he’ll stare at you breathlessly, cupping your cheeks, squeezing them gently. you would think he’s done, but you’ll soon realise you’re wrong when he smashes his lips on yours again (he is just getting started)

he absolutely LOVES feeling how he could dominate you so easily. i mean his buff body, his muscular arms wrapping around you so easily, while you have no choice but to submit to him, he loves that boost in ego.

he is such a groaner. make sure you play with his hair, or even, tug on it, because he will definitely let out the lowest, yet most attractive groan that you’ll ever hear (and he loves the fact you know that he loves when you tug his hair)

he will have you either right below him, his weight pressing against you, or he will let you straddle his lap so you could take control. sometimes, seeing his lady take control is the key for him to fall for you more.

LORD HELP ME i can imagine all of these.

[kooqitas]

have you ever tried this one? - svt hiphop unit fav positions 🔞

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scoups: all fours/dog style

cheol loves to fuck you anyway, but when you put your face in the pillow and stick your ass up as much as you can he fucks you like an animal, spanks your ass calling you a whore, pushes your head even further against the pillow, suffocating you there, and then pulls your hair hard. he likes to see you grabbing the sheets while you moan his name, he likes to bring his mouth close to your ear just to whisper that he's going to make you leak his cum.

wonwoo: sideways

they say that to fuck sideways you need to have a big dick, and well... wonwoo has that, he loves to fuck you sideways, feel your whole ass glued to him while he thrusts you faster and harder, he always alternates what to do with his hands, sometimes he plays with your nipple, sometimes he touches your clit, sometimes he chokes you and sometimes he puts some fingers in your mouth for you to choke, and every time you cum screaming his name, cum hard while he calls you a 'dumb bitch'.

vernon: ride

hansol is always in control of the situation, except when you're on top of him, the man seems to lose all and any sense when you ride him, he never knows whether to grab you and encourage you to go faster and harder or just let you have fun on his cock, fuck, he cums so fast in this position that it's pathetic, but damn, he can't resist seeing your tits bouncing in front of him while you moan like a slut, and you also cum embarrassingly fast, feeling how completely desperate vernon is with your pussy

mingyu: standing

mingyu doesn't go to the gym for nothing, damn what he likes to do most is to hold you in his arms while he fucks you, without the support of the wall, without the support of a table, chair, or anything, he likes to see you completely held by him, the way his arms move along with his big dick to go deeper and deeper, you always see stars when this happens, mingyu using all his strength just to eat you, making a point of saying all the time how much he's opening you, how deep he's going, that he's going to destroy your pussy, damn, mingyu is insane...

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SVT!Dad HCS

->first time meeting the boyfriend of their teenage daughter (Part 1)

-> d/b/n visits them at home to eat dinner together

Seungcheol

"... took him long enough"

he was well aware of this boy who dated his daughter for several weeks now

but having literally no information about d/b/n nearly killed him

if it wasn't for his s/o Seungcheol would have already hired an private investigator

he's very protective over his daughter

one wrong move and the boy can say his prayers

wouldn't be easy to impress either

wears a poker face throughout the whole dinner

will observe d/b/n closely

to his daughter's despair Seungcheol would interrogate the boy without mercy

making very clear whose daughter he is dating

and that breaking her heart was no option if he treasures his life

would give his daughter his honest first impression of d/b/n after he leaves

Seungcheol would try to say good things about d/b/n -if there was anything that he saw as a positive character trait-, but would not hesitate to tell his daughter about the things he views as problematic about d/b/n

"And it's not only me who thinks that way... Kkuma could also sense d/b/n bad vibes!"

wants no "gangster boyfriend" to break his precious daughter's heart

Jeonghan

"So she's that age now...huh"

having a younger sister he should have seen such a situation coming

but why so soon??

knowing how significant the first relationship can be for a teenager, he tries to not scare the boy away

would offer d/b/n a weak smile and introduce himself

his s/o would be the one to ask d/b/n some questions and start a conversation now and then

while Jeonghan would observe the boy infront of him quietly

how is d/b/n treating my daughter?

is he politely to s/o?

what does these answers tell me about him?

how is his body language?

"You like Monsta X?"

it was the first time Jeonghan spoke in a while this evening

"Uhm.. Who?"

"You don't know this K-Pop Group?..... I see, so you´re that kind of guy....Interesting"

he then would continue eating

knowing very well that d/b/n would be so confused now

nobody said anything about not messing with the boy a bit

would ask his daughter later in the evening if she was pleased with how the evening went

their conversation would be filled with honesty

Jeonghan would carefully listen to his daughter´s impression of the evening

"So... do you like him?"

" He seems... decent"

"Dad!? Do you just dislike him because he doesn't know the K-Pop Group Monsta X ?"

"Nooo! ...It´s more because I'm not sure if I will ever think that someone is good enough for you"

his daughter rolls her eyes while smiling

"But now that I'm thinking about it... Not knowing Monsta X... How did you manage to find such a person?"

"........I was honestly shocked too Dad !"

Which member(s) should I do next? Thank you for reading it <3