#sev alex headcanons

[valley-of-headcanons]

how about some headcanons of Haley, Abigail and Alex with a very hyperfem farmer!!! y'know, the kind of person that is always wearing cute clothes, putting on makeup, acts like a princess and is basically a carbon, living copy of a Barbie doll.

i'm a very hyperfem person so i love making my in-game farmers based on my sense of style, and i would love to see your take on it :]

abigail, alex, and haley with hyperfemme! farmer || headcanons

your style is so adorable and cute, and your partner loves everything about it! <3

warning: very feminine farmer, but gender neutral pronouns! nothing else that i can see <3

requested by: anon, thank you so much for the request! you didn't specify romantic or non romantic, so im gonna assume romantic in this case! if not, please send in another request and i'll 100% fix it <3 but this request was so fun to write! i'm turning more and more into a barbie daily (especially after the barbie movie 🙏) and this request hit a bit close to home! thanks for the request barbie <3

abigail

• Abigail has a very alternative style, she hates dressing in girly clothes and cutesy styles ... but she can definitely appreciate their beauty. And your beauty is the one she's focused on the most. She loves you, and thinks you're the cutest person on the planet! She cannot get enough of your cute outfits, intricate makeup, and princess attitude!

• She loves teasing you about your attitude, giving you the nickname "princess" every time you ask her for something simple. She loves seeing your cute little attitude, and always gives you a little kiss afterward to make up for it. “Sorry princess, I won't tease you anymore ... even though I know you love it,” she'll say with a mischievous grin.

• She goes out of her way to protect you, her adventurous spirit getting the best of her. Even if it's something as small as getting your new heels muddy, she'll either bridal style or piggyback you across. She cares a lot about you and she knows how important your aesthetic is. It's not life or death, but she wants to be attentive to the little things. Little things to show that she cares.

• Abigail adores you more than anything, and it really shows. You're flooded with compliments, although they may be unusual or odd at times. She loves seeing you flustered and happy, regardless of your style. She used to hate the color pink, but ... when it reminds her of the best person that's ever been in her life, how could she hate it now?

alex

• Alex has always found a Barbie aesthetic incredibly gorgeous, and it's not a surprise that his partner is decked out in pink and glitter. He cannot get enough of you! Every time you walk in the room, his jaw is on the floor, his eyes are pinned on you. Every aspect of you is perfect in his eyes, and your style is only an accessory, but it's a nice plus!

• He would do anything you asked without skipping a beat. Whether it be helping you with farm work or going to the store for something, he's got you. He'll give you a kiss on the forehead and bend over backwards for you. He loves your princess attitude and adores how you're so loving and vulnerable you are at the same time. Of course you could do all these things yourself, but you trust him with these little things? He is so excited to do anything you ask.

• He would never admit it, but he really wants you to do his makeup at least once. He's never experienced it, and he thinks it could be fun! But you are not allowed to show anyone pictures or anything, he's not THAT comfortable with his masculinity ... but you can have your little dress up party with him. You're the only person he'll trust with this, and he's glad he's breaking down his walls with you.

• Alex really loves you, and he shows it as much as he can. He brags to all of his friends about how gorgeous his partner is, and how confident and smart and pretty you are, and how he'd do absolutely anything for you. He adores how brave you are as well, how no matter what anyone says, you OWN your femininity. And you're the bravest Barbie around in his eyes.

haley

• Haley needs her partner to have just as much style as she does, and she loves that aspect of you. She adores fashion, and your sense of style is out of this world! You two look like you've come straight out of Barbieland! She loves showing you off, a gigantic smirk on her faces when the guys and girls see how hot and gorgeous her partner is. And your attitude matches hers, you two are truly a match made in heaven.

• She loves shopping with you, and shopping for you! She'll show you things that she thinks will look absolutely gorgeous on you, and she knows you well enough that she knows exactly what you like! If you thank her, she'll brush it off with a small blush. “Oh whatever- just try this on! I might steal it out of your closet anyway ...”

• The princess attitude back and forth has led to many humorous moments. You two are pretty good at never giving in, so the score has remained tied for years. Haley really does like seeing you happy, and although puts up a fight, would do anything you ask. And she knows that you would do the same. Although the "arguments" are very entertaining to her, so of course she's going to put up a fight.

• You and Haley have a lot of similarities, but they work really well together. She understands you and your femininity more than most people, and is a really good friend and partner. She adores you, and how wonderful you are. You don't have to be feminine, you don't have to be masculine, you just have to show her the love she needs. She'll show you so much in return.

[orchideous-nox]

15, 14, 12, 6, 2 & 1 for Snape

Ooooh okay, let's explore my feelings for Severus!

15 - What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

Errrmmm, I think I'd have to say crownest which is Severus and Igor, I think it's a fun context you can add to Goblet of Fire. Like that scene where they're crammed in the cupboard and Harry finds them, imagine that's two exes bickering. They're not good together, they're toxic and bad and messy and its never about love.

14 - Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

Severus? Aesthetic? That's hilarious.

12 - What's a headcanon you have for this character?

I fear all of my headcanons are not actually mine and I don't want to regurgitate something I've read from someone else (we all know who at this point) so this took some thinking.

I think Sev would be one of those people who genuinely doesn't listen to music. Like even in a modern AU, I can't imagine him having Spotify or listening to the radio. He sits in silence or listens to the news. If we're pushing it, he's listening to some classic stuff but it's begrudgingly, like he's not enjoying it.

6 - What's something you have in common with this character?

I got stuck and asked the Snape's gang overlord @futurequibblerjournalist and Alex said autism.

2 - Favorite canon thing about this character?

I am honestly struggling with this one because he's not a character in canon that I have favourites for. In terms of canon, I care very little about him.

I think that he was clearly a very talented wizard. He created his own spells, which we know is notoriously difficult so clearly he had some talent in charms as well as Dark Arts and Potions.

1 - Why do you like or dislike this character?

I think trying to sum up how I feel about Sev as just like/dislike is difficult. I don't like him as a person, I would never be his friend, but he's an interesting character once you broaden your horizons past the mindset a large part of this fandom has.

Thanks for the ask!

[megatraven]

These are just personal headcanons I wanted to share regarding the Lyris meets his other alternate selves (not including the Fetch rn cause not sure how to at the moment) :

- Idk why but I feel like specifically Lyris from Sev's route would faint upon seeing a version of himself with wings again

- Because he has the Alex Complex™️ I feel like the rest of them would be happy they got to actually marry MC instead of watching her marry or love someone else "So we marry her this time? We confess how we feel? Finally?" "Wait you and her did what when you first met-"

- Lyris from his route would somewhat berate himself from Amara's route for being so callous towards MC during their first few meetings "You know as well as I do that you fell for her the moment you saw her and I know why you acted that way but could you have at least tried to be a bit more friendly-"

- They're elated to find out that he'd met Asa again after all that time but their hopes were crushed after then finding out that Asa tried to kill him and that the two fought "Wait, wait , wait. You met Asa again? Our family found us- uh- you?" "He tried to what?!" "And then you fought him??"

all very very good headcanons! but poor sev!lyris lmaoo bless him sm

[gunmetalgrxy]

do you ever get a little sad thinking about the moran mantlepiece in the living room

like it starts off with mummy and daddys wedding pictures then a nice organised photshoot of the kids (probably the first three when they were little)

then you’ve got alex in her little uniform first few years in school with no front teeth next to the other three in their proper big school uniforms looking all proud and seb way too lanky for his own good its like him and sev are having a race as to who can grow the fastest

and then the boys in their army uniforms, moira in standing next to daddy on her first visit to parliament and alex with her tie tied so badly and a massive bruise on her cheek where she started a fight probably half-smiling because she’s convinced pouting is cooler and wee little jasper in his primary school class play probably one of the three kings from the nativity looking so proud

then now you’ve got sev all smart in a suit looking sharp, moira at her graduation in a cap, alex in her army uniform and jasper not quite looking at the camera in his school photo because his mind is somewhere else entirely and no pictures of seb whatsoever bc sebastiaon who?

[vsheridanwrites]

So this morning I woke up with the “headcanon” that Alex once wrote Sev a love letter that was literally just “I love you” written out 117 times, and I thought it was sweet, but too bad it never happened and then I remembered that they’re MY characters so everything I say is canon.

I AM GOD

[orchideous-nox]

💕🖤🏳️‍🌈 for the ask game!

hiii agon 😊 damn you really asked the good ones

💕 What is an unpopular ship that you like?

Oh my god where do I start? Currently, the least popular ships I'm into are seabunny (igor/charity), starrynight (aurora/severus), crownest (sev/igor) and wiseprince (edmund avery jr/severus) but like....there's basically nothing about them on my dash so it's just my thoughts and the odd post. I guess also neville/viktor considering I literally made an edit of them but that's just alex-induced brainrot 😂

🖤 Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

James Potter. Cool, next question.

🏳️‍🌈 Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

I personally don't see Peter as being queer, I think that is a straight cis allosexual man who never had a crush on any of his male friends.

[orchideous-nox]

Thoughts on Quibbler's less common ships (like Seabunny!!)? :3

I've been here since before he was yapping about them publically, I was getting all this stuff in my DMs months ago so I've had a while to take in his headcanons and yapping.

That being said, I think I generally feel quite similarly to Alex but he is much more passionate while I appreciate them quietly because I'm still learning and figuring them out.

Anyway, I checked with him and these are the ships that Quib-bitch (< 3) wants me to talk about!

Seabunny - I really enjoy Igor as a character, I always thought he was interesting from what we know about him canonically, so I like the idea that Charity sees this guy and wants to find some good in him and bring out something that he's buried deep down perhaps, but is also just like "he's never going to be perfect, so I'll also just take him as being a piece of shit because he fucks good". He also likes that there isn't pressure to be who he is expected to be with her, he can be gentle without judgement if that's what he chooses.

Starrynight - I have less opinions about this ship. It took me a while to come around to seeing Severus as more than just how a majority of the fandom sees him. That being said, I do enjoy starrynight, I think they're two people who have a great appreciation for each other that spans throughout their school years and into their teacher years. Aurora is so cool to me, I lowkey love her and the way Alex drew her in his yearbook is like chef's kiss. I think they're two people who seem very 😐 to everyone else but they understand each other's tiny little intricacies that other people don't bother trying to learn.

Wiseprince - Okay this was the OG ship that Alex would yap to me about which made me be like "ohhhhh okay this could be cool". Edmund Jr is so closeted and he only lets himself accept that part of him when it's just him and Sev and even then he hates it and doesn't fully understand what the feelings are. They're an awkward mess of unarticulated angsty yearning and deep deep denial and for some reason I vibe with this dynamic.

Crownest - The cupboard scene in GoF. That is all. Like how can you watch those two in that film and not see two exes who are forced into being in the same place after years and spend most of their time talking shit about the other and glaring at each other. I don't see any tenderness between them, it's not some gentle fluffy love, it's low-key toxic and they're not in it for each other specifically, Severus doesn't sit there fantasizing about Igor and Igor isn't writing "Mr Igor Snape" in the margins of his notebooks.

Goldenshower - Sorry Alex, but if you're not coming up with a better ship name then I will continue to call them this. These two are not good for each other. There is a reason Gilderoy (my boy Roy) is the golden part of the ship and it's not all piss related. He doesn't want his reputation tarnished. Igor also doesn't want people thinking he's going to become someone like Gilderoy and actively teases him for being a pristine posh-boy. That being said, I think there is a dirty side of Gilderoy that he only lets out around Igor. But they're still not good for each other.

Aurora x Pandora - Alex hasn't come up with a ship name for these two yet so suffer with that. I feel very strongly about cosmiccreation (but this much is probably obvious on my blog), but I kinda fuck with this I think. Like I could vibe with this but there's not much content about them really.

If you want to know about any other ships specifically then let me know! I'm happy to yap, though my headcanons might be limited depending on ships because I base a lot of my knowledge about the Snape's Gang characters off Quibbler's posts and him yapping in my DMs (which I love, makes me feel special that I get some of this before it sees the light of day).