#session 88 begin

[ask-alterwolf-curseko]

Session 88 (K-0 debut session and ?????)

[It's many weeks later since the incident and frightening KX encounter. KO has long been ungrounded since then. He doesn't have his patches on, but they're currently inside the backpack he has on him.]

Last week at the city got both confusing and too much... [He sighs.]

Let's see if we'll have a nice day back at the office this week...

[ask-beast-o-tonicko]

Session 88 (K-0 debut session)

"Ugh, geez. Last week at that city where Neon and that creepy, awful shape-shifting monster attacked everyone was just ridiculous. This week better be actually decent in the office or else I'm walking out... see ya..."

[ask-mutant-ko-n-tko]

Session 88 (K-0 debut session)

"Hoo boy... last week was too much... hope this week is a better... Later guys."

[skamenglishsubs]

Subtext and Culture, Young Royals, Season 3, Episode 3

Episode 3 picks up the day after the camping trip, and Wilhelm calls his mom to check on her. She dumps a massive guilt trip on him, maybe unintentionally, and Wilhelm is feeling a little bit down.

Culture: These are Swedish studentmössor. They originated in the 1800's among Nordic university students and they wore them as a common marker. Later, they were adopted as graduation caps for high school students, signifying that they were now allowed to begin studying at a university.

Culture: Valborg, April 30th, is a traditional Swedish holiday where you celebrate the coming of spring with bonfires. It is also the start of graduation season for high school students, and graduates are allowed to start wearing their caps.

Cinematography: This season they started writing most on-screen social media commentary in English, despite those users being pretty obviously Swedish. I suspect it's because it saves them having to subtitle all of them, it makes it a bit easier for all the viewers to follow along.

Subtext: No, keeping up appearances is more important than mental health for the royal family, which is why this is new behaviour that Wilhelm has never seen before.

Subtext: As a reminder of the increased interest, here's a paparazzi intruding on school grounds. Also, where the hell is Malin? Isn't it her job to shoo away photographers?

Culture: Vintern Rasat is a classic Swedish song celebrating spring that's often performed by student singers at Valborg.

Subtext: Boris cleverly offers August individual therapy, something he sorely needs.

Subtext: It's of course a bit ironic that pretty much the entire fandom hates August and has decided that he can't be forgiven or redeemed. Yes, you, dear reader. But Boris lays out a way for August to start his redemption arc. Will it work? Tune in for next week's episode!

Culture: These usernames reek of white supremacy. Norse mythology references are very popular, and 88 means H*il H*tler, so that's the kind of people we're dealing with. The show is also foreshadowing what's gonna happen at the end of the episode.

Blink and you miss it: Linda made Pabellón, a Venezuelan dish. In season 1 we didn't know where Linda was from, but in season 2 she was canonically made as being from Venezuela, just like Omar is in real life.

Subtext: I think August actually cares, Kristina is family to him too, but Wilhelm refuses to treat him as family, so he lies about how she's doing. Not very convincingly, though.

Cinematography: This is an absolutely hilarious shot with a bunch of students anxiously peering out through the windows as the dreaded enemy arrives: Skolinspektionen! Dun-dun-dun!

Blink and you miss it: There's a rainbow flag on the board to the left.

Subtext: Vanessa totally knew she interrupted a makeout session between our boys. Oh, and there's a lot of purple in these two scenes, colour theory exploded with joy.

Subtext: Simon will be proven wrong, someone will be honest.

Subtext: It's also ironic that Simon joins the rest of the Forest Ridge boys pretending to have a great meal together that is totally not stiff and awkward at all, absolutely not.

Lost in translation: Simon Walter says that May 1st is a "röd dag" - a red day, which is how Sundays and public holidays are usually marked in a Swedish calendar. "Bank holiday" is the term used in the UK for public holidays. There are 13 public holidays in Sweden each year.

Culture: Första Maj is the name of the International Workers' Day in Sweden, because it always occurs on May 1st. In defence of Henry and Walter's shared braincell, most Swedes actually don't participate, but it's a bit weird to not even know what it is.

Subtext: This entire sequence shows how Felice's dad tried to stick up for himself, but quickly learned to keep his head down instead and conform and roll with it. And it wasn't just the other students who were racists, the staff was in on it too. This goes for all the shit the students are doing, the partying, the booze, the alcohol, the bullying: The staff is in on it. They know. They're complicit.

And despite all of this, Poppe's immediate answer when asked how his time at Hillerska was, is that it was the best time of his life. This is why schools like this stay the way they are, why they never change, because they're very good and very bad at the same time. Trauma-bonding works, the kids will all get friends for life, they'll forget the shit and remember the good times. They'll become like him.

But when Felice learns what the school did to her dad, she decides to help shut it down, to stop the cycle of abuse. The reason she goes in alone is because she now knows she can't trust her dad, he's gonna defend the school, and she also doesn't want him to know that she snitched.

Subtext: In official surveys, students from schools like this generally rate them very highly. Student satisfaction is very high. Maybe they're lying, maybe they're delusional, but they sure care more about their schools than public school students.

Blink and you miss it: REAL SUBTLE THERE, SHOW.

Subtext: Keeping with the school theme, this is how students defend the shit that goes on. Outsiders are kept in the dark, you don't tell them anything, because they "wouldn't understand", they're missing the "full context", etc. Oh, I don't know shit about fashion, but Fredrika's jacket smells very expensive.

Blink and you miss it: While Wilhelm pinned a polaroid of himself and Simon prominently on his wall, August keeps a similar polaroid of himself and Sara hidden.

Subtext: Micke's redemption arc is in full swing, so why not play a song that reinforces the idea that people can change?

Subtext: August's redemption arc is in full swing, so let's cut to him nervously waiting outside Micke's place for Sara to come home, while the same song is playing. Is he gonna be a villain forever?

Blink and you miss it: Micke introduces himself as Micke af Eriksson when August introduces himself as August Horn af Årnäs. The English subtitles for some weird reason went with "Micke Eriksson of Bjärstad", but that's actually not what he says.

Subtext: Sara is pretty realistic about her expectations of her dad because she's seen this before, but this also applies to her expectations of August, because she knows that he can also slide back into his normal shitty self. Also, she's wearing a purple sweater.

Subtext: In case you forgot, August's dad also struggled with addiction, and died from it, so he and Sara actually has that in common. Maybe there's hope for this redemption arc thing?

Cinematography: I don't fucking know why they included this baking scene. It serves no purpose, and I suspect quite a few people in the production have a serious hand fetish, because what is this? What is this? Also, why are Simon and Wilhelm joining what appears to be a Manor House thing with the rest of the girls? How? Why? This makes no sense! It's very cute, though!

Subtext: Oh ok, we got a social media pic that Sara could see and feel bad for her lost friendships. But man, those Hillerska aprons! On point!

Subtext: This is unfortunately a very common thing for people on any kind of psychoactive medication. How can you tell if you need medication if you feel good right now? Is it lasting or temporary? Can you trust your own brain? Either way, fantastic conversation between Micke and Sara, which starts her on her journey to reconcile with Felice at least.

🎵 I can change, I'm not the same, not forever. 🎵

Culture: The official hat-on-putting ceremony where all the third-year students put on their hats, set to another traditional Swedish spring celebration song: Vårvindar Friska.

Culture: It's Valborg, so Hillerska has their own little bonfire. We saw some students with torches pretending to light it, but it's actually floating in the middle of the fountain so, uh, how did they do that? Normally, your local bonfire or Majbrasa is just a huge heap of wood that you set on fire.

Cinematography: Man, this is a pretty show. Look at that shot. The fire, the sunset, the pool reflection. The end of April is over a month after the spring equinox, so the days are getting longer, and the sun now sets at about half past nine in the evenings.

Subtext: Ok, let's do one more on-the-nose lyrics thing for when August sees Sara back at school. Yes, yes, he needs her.

Culture: I had to post about it immediately after watching the episode, because setting a sex scene to Uti Vår Hage is hilarious. Everyone in Sweden knows it, most people have sung it at school, it's a cute little song about enjoying your garden, flowers, and giving your loved one a wreath of flowers. I can now never hear this song without thinking about this scene. Thanks a lot, show.

Blink and you miss it: Simon fucks Wilhelm. Yay! Versatile supremacy!

Subtext: Sara is still so suspicious of her dad's behaviour, she can't make herself trust that his current good period will last.

Subtext: Even though this dialogue is about how Simon and Sara are so different, it of course also applies to how Wilhelm and Erik were different, because Wilhelm struggles with not being able to handle his duty the same way Erik could.

Culture: Alright, it's time for the actual local Första Maj event in Bjärstad. The town is probably a bit small to have a proper demonstration parade, but there's people with banners and socialist slogans, and a bunch of local organisations have joined in, including Bjärstad BK, the football club Rosh plays in.

Culture: Meanwhile, the absolutely not socialist rich kids at Hillerska are nursing their hangovers and enjoying the day off, and they're doing some yoga and playing some padel instead. As you do.

Subtext: Drugs. He looks like he's selling drugs.

Culture: These apparently confused a bunch of viewers, but they're just raffle tickets. It's one hundred numbered, rolled up, paper tickets stuck on a metal ring. When you buy a ticket you just tear it off at the perforation, and when all tickets are sold you can just break the seal on the ring and pour all the stubs in a bag or whatever so you can draw winners.

Blink and you miss it: Cute kiddo has a pride pin on his jacket.

Lost in translation: The show waited a bit with showing what it says on the banner behind them in the photo, but if you can read Swedish you immediately saw that it says KROSSA ÖVERKLASSEN - CRUSH THE UPPER CLASSES. Oh no, Simon, what have you done?

Blink and you miss it: Like a pack of rabid wolves, the social-media starved Gen Z kids rush to their phones for an hour of glorious feeding on Instagram and TikTok.

Blink and you miss it: I love Vincent so much, he's terrible, but he's just so much fun! The little fist he makes as he says "kampen" just seals it.

Subtext: The show still hasn't revealed the banner text to the non-Swedish audience, but Wilhelm immediately sees it and knows how bad it is and why Farima tried calling him seven times. Also, Vincent is just on a roll here.

Cinematography: Man, this is a pretty show. Look at that shot. Look at how they perfectly aligned the hole in the window with Simon, the police car, and the entrance to their house, as he discovers that someone decided to vandalize it.

[discordshawty]

genius and her tutor ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁

when a second-year student is failing english and has to get help from the mean first-year tutor.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ tsukishima is no less of a troublemaker than the other karasuno first years, and when he gets caught by the principal bickering with kageyama, he finds himself assigned as a tutor for struggling students as a form of punishment.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ there, he gets the pleasure of meeting you, a second-year student who’s failing english and in desperate need of his help.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ you’d been failing all your tests since the beginning of the semester and your teacher was finally sending you to tutoring.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ the first time you and tsukishima were to meet, you were scheduled to meet in the library. being the oh-so-kind upperclassman, you went to the vending machine to get you both colas, but to your demise, you were seven minutes late and discovered you got the mean tutor.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ “don’t you know it’s rude to keep someone who’s tutoring you waiting?” he snarled.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ the glare in his eyes and the height he had even when sitting down intimidated you like no other, but you were a hardhead anyway and didn’t let it get to you.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ his irritation only grew as you stumbled over apologies and explanations. when you sat down next to him and placed the cola in front of him, tsukishima ignored it.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ you opened your binder to show him your most recent english test, the bright red 36% glowing on the paper. you mentioned that you were going to retake the test, which is why you needed tutoring.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ “a real genius, aren’t you?”

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ over the next few days, you met with tsukishima at the library at the same time and table, bringing a cola every day even though he never touched it.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ he did the usual quizzing and correcting, but he also started jotting down tips and tricks in the margins of your notes, though he’d never admit it was to help you.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ the more days passed he saw you had a tendency to accidentally knock over stacks of books or misplace your notes, which drove tsukishima up the wall.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ he was not the most patient teacher, and you had a tendency to fall off topic, often discussing everything from the best snack foods to why cats are superior to dogs.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ over time, he got used to it and couldn’t help but be slightly entertained by your relentless enthusiasm and peculiar arguments.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ when you finally grasped a difficult concept, tsukishima would begrudgingly admit you weren’t as hopeless as he initially thought, though he’d still maintain his aloof demeanor.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ you’d occasionally catch him smiling despite his attempts to stay gruff, especially when you’d celebrate small victories.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ the first time tsukishima actually drank the cola you brought every day, he did it without thinking, and when you noticed, he simply muttered, “not bad,” but you both knew it was a small step in your odd little routine.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ one time, after he caught you doodling during a study session, he sighed and drew a quick sketch of a dinosaur in your notebook. you immediately cut out the dinosaur to keep.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ even though you were older than tsukishima, he acted as if he was your age. if you were lucky you two spoke as if you’d know each other longer than a few days.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ he’d quiz you unexpectedly, catching you off guard just to see if you were paying attention, and when you got it right, he’d give the slightest nod of approval.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ after a week of studying daily, you retook the english test you had failed. when the results came back, you rushed to the first-year floor to show him the new score—a much-improved 88%—but instead of a smile, tsukishima just smirked and said, “just a genius and her tutor.”

ᯓ★after tutoring ended you definitely went back to failing tests and tsukki had to be there to help you.

ᯓ★ xoxo , discordshawty

ᯓ★ borders from roseraris.

ᯓ★ ty u guys for the notes and reblogs ! even the silent readers u real ones 2 >:3

[dani-says-stuff]

Madison Seminary

❥ Back to the Control Center

❥ Nate Hardy Masterlist

-Do not fear, this will be a multi-part fic and I will end up finishing it at a different time, an explanation can be found in my reblogs here

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Nate Hardy x fem!medium(?) reader

Summary: Ahh yes, finally a haunting where the spirits don't hate women

Word Count: 852

Warnings: hauntings, language, inconsistent capitalization, my usual grammar warning, short

Dialogue Key:

Y/N

Nate

Sam

Colby

Steve

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"Oh. Well that's fun." you joked walking through the door, "My favorite thing to see when entering a haunted area," you turned, watching as the boys filtered in behind you-Sam filming, "Is a shit ton of creepy-ass dolls." 

"No!" Sam exclaimed, walking over to film some of the dolls closer up, "you don't just walk in and there's this many dolls just staring in your direction"

Probably wasn't the best idea to kick off the night by making fun of some weird and possibly haunted dolls... but you only live once, right? 

After a thorough bullying session, the four of you went to do a quick walk around the building, some light exploring, if you will, before the night truly begins. 

Nate was in the front with Colby, followed by Sam who was filming, you walking slightly behind him at the end of the group.

"Isn't there supposed to be some strange occult shit in here too?" Nate called back, as he looked at all the walls, trying to find any of the alleged sigils. 

Sam stopped, moving to the side as he positioned the camera to look at the triangular thing he found on the floor. "What is that?"

You, however, weren't phased by the "sigil" he found and walked right on top of it. 

"What are you doing Y/N?!" he shouted, "That could mean anything-"

You pierced your lips, trying to hold back your laughter at your blonde friend, "It's a shuffleboard, Sam."

The blonde looked down one more time, tilting his head slightly as he did so. "Ooh, ok, yeah I see it now." 

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"Guys, this building is actually insanely huge" Colby explained, during the initial information portion of the video, "it actually has 88 rooms in it and the haunting s are rumored to be started at the beginning of the 20th century, so it's been haunted for a very very long time."

"Legend has it," Nate joined in, "that there have been approximately 200 bodies found here. It's frequent for people to experience shadow visitations, they will get disoriented, dizzy, nauseous-"

"There are even reports of people getting like choked."

"Poltergeist activity, things getting moved around, getting pushed... this is not a good spirit place."

"And, they don't like men"

Your eyes widened as you looked between the three guys around you, "wait are you serious?"

They all nodded solemnly, mistakenly believing you to be worried on their behalf. 

At least until you fist-pumped and started cheering. 

"I'm sorry" you spoke despite the unapologetic grin on your face, "it's just, this is new to me" you explained gesturing to yourself, "usually in the place we go, the spirits all hate women"

Colby tilted his head to the side with a shrug, "Yeah, yeah that's true" 

"So" you spoke nonchalantly, raising your arms to grasp Sam and Colby's shoulders in faux sympathy, "how's it feel to be in my shoes" 

Sam laughed, shaking his head at you, "Honestly? Not a fan."

"Oh really?"

"Yeah... we might need to be more considerate in the future"

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You truly began the investigation within the basement of the Seminary. It is believed that this was the area where a woman was buried under the floor.

In this area, an anomaly was detected beneath the floor as well as a cadaver dog hit about three feet away. However, when they looked into it and dug the hole, nothing was there. 

"Alright" Nate announced, stepping around the railings "I'm goin' in the hole."

"You're really going for it this video" Sam nodded from the corner, "Proud of you."

"Thanks, man" he deadpanned looking between the blonde and the raven-haired man controlling the camera, "Yeah, I'm stoked you guys brought me out to butt-fuck Ohio to be in a hole." 

You stood behind him on the other side of the railing, laughing softly as he jumped in. 

"I just want to point out" Steve spoke looking over the railing, "this is the second night in a row that we made Nate be a dead body."

"Wow!" Nate mocked, "I didn't even notice that dude."

"Wait, yeah!" you joined in, raising your voice and crunching up your face a little, "Can we talk about that for a second? It took me long enough to not be single... can we please stop killing my boyfriend" you whined stomping your foot for good measure. 

The boys laughed at your antics, all the while Nate leaned forward, grabbing onto the bars, "Can I have a good-bye kiss this time?" he pouted, "You know before I leave this earthly plane and die... again"  

You leaned forward and grabbed his cheeks looking straight into his eyes, "You're just pitiful, aren't you?"

"Please" he whined, dragging out the end of the word and keeping his pout. 

"You're ridiculous" you whispered before leaning down and pressing a quick kiss to his lips.

He smiled, pushing himself from the bars and plopping down in the hole, "Kay, thanks babe!" 

Colby 'Aw-ed' obnoxiously from behind the camera, whipping it back and forth between zooming in on Nate who now was crouched below the floor, and yourself as you leaned over the railing looking down at him. 

Sam just blinked owlishly, feigning annoyance for the video, "Ok, now that��that's over, can we begin the investigation now?"

once again, don't worry, i will be making a pt. 2 for this fic

[krispyweiss]

Yes Man Rick Wakeman Turns 75

There are 88 keys on a piano and 75 candles on Rick Wakeman’s cake.

Born May 18, 1949, the restless keyboardist - who’s logged a half-dozen separate tenures with Yes (so far) between 1971 and 2020 - hits the milestone today and has no plans to slow down. He’s on the road, making new music and already planning year-end holiday concerts.

But first …

“I intend to have a very lazy day of dog-walking and doing some ‘nothing’ followed by some more ‘nothing’,” Wakeman wrote on his website regarding the milestone day.

He’s off to a piano festival in Milan tomorrow.

But before all that he …

… was a session musician, playing on David Bowie’s “Space Oddity” and recordings by Cat Stevens, Elton John and others. He then briefly joined the Strawbs before beginning his on-again, off-again relationship with Yes.

He’s said to have released more than 90 solo albums. While the exact number seems impossible to track down, one number is certain: 75. As in years.

5/18/24

[schooloftuneage]

SCHOOL OF TUNEAGE: LESSON ONE. IN THE BEGINNING...

CLASS IS IN SESSION.

Good evening, my fellow freaks, fillies, and other assorted friends. I'm your deejay for the evening, Zee, and I'll be starting out this blog, this course, and this whole damn mission with a statement that some would consider to be moderately controversial.

Rock music is innately Black music.

Now, yes, we've had our share of crackers in the biz (myself included) but the FOUNDATIONS OF ROCK MUSIC, AND THE SONGS THAT MADE ROCK MUSIC WHAT IT IS, are primarily from Black artists.

Don't believe me? Let's delve in.

Early Rock and Roll was, at its core, a danceable, high-octane (for the time) fusion of Rhythm and Blues and Country. Now, I don't have to tell you how very Black-dominated R&B was, even at the time.

Consider this: Jimmy Preston's "Rock The Joint", from 1949.

Or, from 1946, Arthur "Big Boy" Crudup's "That's All Right".

BUT rock `n roll got passed off to the public vis-a-vis an acceptable, lilly-white proxy… Elvis Presley. Consider this, his seminal hit, 'You Ain't Nothin' But A Hound Dog'.

Now, do you want to see something really awesome?

Elvis' version was a cover. A cover that he (and the recording industry) tried to pretend wasn't a cover.

Here's our first track of the week… the original.

That's BIG MAMA THORNTON, blues singer, the woman responsible for the trope codifier for rock `n roll… and, you will note, a woman singing quite a different song from Elvis' version. Big Mama's was a song of Black female empowerment, a song about telling a freeloading gigolo to hit the road, while Elvis' was sanitized into almost a Kidz Bop version. Hell, he sanitized it MORE than Kidz Bop sanitized "Lips of an Angel" (and more on THAT debacle another day).

And this was far from the only offense in Presley's resume.

Otis Blackwell was a prolific songwriter who originally sang many, many early rock songs. These included Jerry Lee Lewis' 'Great Balls of Fire', as well as Elvis' 'All Shook Up', 'Don't Be Cruel', and 'Return to Sender'. And these last three are probably the most damning indictment of the whitewashing of rock `n roll. Why?

That's why. Give that a close listen.

Elvis seemed to take his entire way of singing - his delivery, his inflection, everything - from Otis Blackwell. As you can see from Otis' album title there, "These are my songs!", he was at least able to attempt to claw back some recognition in later years, but - in the opinion of this berk - it was definitely a case of too little, too late.

We know now. History is damn clear on the topic. But for years, the industry hid behind the Great White Hype of Elvis, pretended he was an innovator instead of a repackager, and shut out the real innovators from their rightful recognition.

Perhaps it is ironic that in years to come - particularly in the late sixties and seventies - there would be a rising 'damn the man' rebellion baked into rock and roll. Or perhaps it would just be karma, ensuring that the sanitization of an inherently rebellious music made by an oppressed people would still carry their spirit.

For tonight, I leave you with another early rock track - what some people say is the first real rock song. Ike Turner and his Kings of Rhythm - Rocket 88.

Class dismissed.

And now we go to open conversation - we've got a survey out right now, check down the page. If you fill it out, I'll have a better idea of what topics everyone wants to cover. And of course, if you want to keep talking about what I covered above... please do.

[hriobzagelthewanderer]

Things Hriob is No Longer Allowed to Do, Revised Edition - Part Trois

#81 Yes, exercise nuts often invent new fads to sell shit to the unknowing masses trying to ‘get in shape’. No, I am not allowed to market a new “Diogenes Workout” involving rock climbing using only a cauldron and a sledgehammer. Not even if I demonstrate how ‘easy’ it is.

#82 Yes, Sparring is a fun way to get a full-body exercise so long as I have a designated partner and don’t get carried away. No, asking bar-goers random thugs and mercenaries Pirates with serious anger issues anyone ‘Hey, you want to Fight?’ is NOT sparring and I am not allowed to do this anymore.

#83 I am forever forbidden from ‘Saving Christmas’, even ESPECIALLY if I was the one who put it in Jeopardy in the first place.

#84 I am not to confuse ‘Spreading Christmas Cheer’ with ‘Getting the masses intoxicated with my Eggnog Special’. There’s more to the Spirit of the Holidays than Spirits, Hriob, you should know this already.

#85 Just to be safe, to build upon the prior two rulings (#83 and #84), I cannot ‘Save’ Hanukkah Kwanzaa Thanksgiving Halloween Easter Ramadan St. Patrick’s Day Valentine’s Day ANY remotely ‘major’ Holiday regardless of whether or not it has anything to do with any given religion.

#86 I can be ‘Santa’ for Christmas, or I can be ‘Krampus’. Both have ups and downs, but I will remember to pick ONE and stick with it per Christmas season, for my own sake as much as everyone else’s.

#87 Regardless of whether or not I have the powers of Bardic Magic on my side or not, I will refrain from abusing this power to turn deadly battles villainous monologues do-or-die moments training sessions ANY moment that isn’t already filled with unusual amounts of song into quaint musical numbers. Yes, even if the children love it when I do that.

#88 I am not a cherub, and even if I’m not too shabby with a bow when the time calls for it, I am not allowed to claim that I can make people fall in love by shooting them with arrows splashing them with potions showering them with chocolate serenading them getting them drunk enough holding them at knife-point locking them in a small room together ANY means - and I am forever forbidden from trying to prove that I can.

#89 The power to ‘bring snowmen to life’ is not a Right, it is a Privilege. The moment I abuse this power for ANY reason is the moment I am forever banned from making ‘Atronachs’ of ANY material, period.

#90 Even if I know any personifications of the Seasons personally, I am not allowed to bribe threaten trick coerce seduce gamble use ANY means to adjust when one season ends and another begins, be it for my own benefit or ‘shits and giggles’.

#91 Reddish hair or not, Inconceivable Alcohol Immunity or not, Strange Luck or not, I am NOT Irish, but Czech-German, and I am not allowed to let others confuse that issue.

#92 In accordance with the prior rule, this means I am not allowed to celebrate St. Patty’s Day unsupervised, nor am I allowed to encourage people to ‘Kiss me’ under the pretense that ‘I’m Irish’. It's bad enough I have too many people who’d do it anyways, they don’t need further incentive.

#93 As a self-employed Entrepreneur and Craft Brewer, I understand the importance of self-promotion and advertisement. Making careful deals with bar owners and handing out Business Cards is a step in the right direction - Going door-to-door with a red wagon and trying to use arguably cute animal familiars random woodland creatures glamours girl scouts boy scouts random children important children puppies kittens baby seals ANY variation of ‘little helpers’’ to make sales is right out.

#94 Many restaurants and food vendors enjoy using the concept of ‘Free Samples’ to sell their products. As an Alchemic Craft-Brewer, I am to remind myself that, no, this is NOT a valid method of advertising for my wares, with all but a few NO exceptions.

#95 As I grow more talented with Life magic, alchemy, and gain access to individuals with greater talents in those fields than myself, I am to be reminded that I will not create/pester others to help create a ‘Molotov Cockatiel’ to use as a familiar pet prank biological warfare agent FOR ANY REASON.

#96 The ‘tomato allegory’ is a good way to demonstrate examples of Wisdom versus Intelligence, as well as other ‘DnD stats’ in a real-world context. I am NOT to try and actually act out parts of the allegory, or try to make my own ‘better’ one using beer vodka hamsters zombies drunk zombie hamsters ANYTHING ELSE, “just because” - no matter HOW ‘educational’ it may or may not be.

#97 I am not allowed to stress-test Bowling Lanes or Equipment by “playing as hard good fun as I can”.

#98 I am not allowed to help Jacob in any variety of smithy, workshop, metalworking, or engineering project without additional adult supervision. Let the Coilgun-powered Hammer be the last Scientific Monstrosity I help bring into the world.

#99 When building massive projects involving Gingerbread buildings ‘To Scale’, I will remember to make sure that the Runic Protections prevent anything breaking, sagging, dirtying or making any part of it inedible, and also remember that the Load-bearing structures are kept far away from hungry guests whenever possible.

#100 Just because I have a Ring of Sands that gives me an extra casting focus for my magics, attuned to both Wind and Earth elements as well as the Concept of Sand itself, does Not make me ‘The Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sands’, and neither does it give me any reason, excuse, legitimacy, or ability to tease, torment, or banish The Master beyond what I already can do in any way not already defined by the pertinent ‘unspoken agreement’ - even especially in light of the fact he’s already broken it.

#101 Yes, I am a Lord of the Fae, and can use my power to command certain kinds of ‘Lesser’ Fairies, including Pixies. Yes, Pixies are for all intents and purposes magical glowing balls of flying teeth and mischief with a taste for human flesh. No, I am NOT allowed to ‘summon’ them by quoting the Wicked Witch of the West and/or weaponizing massive swarms of pixies as a substitute for flying Piranha Unless I really want to Excepting truly Dire Circumstances by my reckoning as defined by a rational, responsible adult that is not myself.

#102 Upon further revision and consideration, the above rule (#101) is to be applied to any and all flying creatures, contraptions, and/or weapons, magical or otherwise, again excluding Emergency Use as defined by an independent observer. Projectiles of any kind, guided or not, are to be used carefully, not liberally.

#103 If against all odds and attempts to avoid combating a so-called God or Deity fail, and violence becomes necessary to defend myself or others, should I be given the chance to attack them with something resembling a symbol of their office, I am to remind myself of two things first:

A) If it is a symbol of their office, they most likely have high resistance to it, if not power over it, and I ought to consider other options B) I am not allowed to chant ‘Stop Hitting Yourself’ if I proceed to attack them with said symbol regardless of the above step.

#104 I may be immune to Nightwood poison powder, but that does not allow me to ‘create a new version of the cinnamon challenge’ using it instead of a generic spice, nor use it for any other purposes beyond careful poison applications. And even if that does include toxic smoke bombs, I will NOT refer to them as ‘vanishing powder bombs’.

#105 I am not allowed to apply to break into enchant curse be within a seven mile radius of interact with any ‘Bed Bath and Beyond’ with the intention of “revamping their ‘Beyond’ section to comply with the Better Business Bureau’s advertising standards.”

#106 I am not allowed to break into buy the entire stock of in any way acquire any amount of scented candles beyond ‘2’, even especially with the intention of creating a ‘Scented Wax Antronach’.

#107 Just because my blood probably should be a controlled substance in at least 39 states by this point, doesn’t mean I should brag about it. If anything, the less any given national government knows about me, the better.

#108 The above ruling (#107) is to be extended hereafter to all other bodily fluids, samples, and secretions of my physical form, including Lymph, Sweat, Bones, Mucus, Semen, Ligaments, Major Organs, Minor Organs, Imaginary Organs, anything and everything off my person.

#109 No longer allowed to avoid paperwork with the O.A.B. by just claiming “the Dog ate it”- Gurrel has enough on his plate without being made into a scapegoat. In addition, despite how much more likely it actually is, claiming ‘the Moose ate it’ is not acceptable either.

#110 Not allowed to look into body modifications - magical or otherwise - until I have been given a clean bill of health by a licensed therapist in regards to any potential body-image issues second opinion from a responsible adult that doesn’t veto my idea… and the moment I decide I want to ‘show them my junk and hope they can work their magic’ is the moment I am forbidden from getting any mods regardless.

#111 If given the option, I will Not use my powers of Lightning and/or Space-Time Magic to pull ‘random’ objects towards my person. It never ends well.

#112 I will remember why I practiced the Prestidigitation spells until they were second nature, and only use them for protection against theft and utility beyond the need for physical pockets - I will NOT abuse the powers to pick-pocket or ‘reverse’-pick-pocket others.

#113 If someone asks for a lift to a particular country or city (ex: Paris, France), and I am not certain if they mean one instance or another lesser-known one (ex: Paris, Texas), I will NOT assume I know which one they mean but instead ask for clarification.

#113 I will not misunderstand what is asked of me if I am asked for a ‘Lift’ from someone.

#115 I will not attempt to make a sandwich out of anything that is larger than a standard four-door sedan. Nor am I allowed to construct a sandwich that exceeds those dimensions.

#116 “What Happens in Atlantis, Stays in Atlantis”, is not, has never been, nor will ever become a valid legal defense. The same is true substituting for “Pompeii”.

#117 Just because I met Gilgamesh in a past life (As Humbaba) and was subsequently killed by him and his best friend does not mean I get to claim he owes me money reparations a solid anything.

#118 I don’t care how many people seem to think I am a ‘dead ringer’ for Thor, I will not accept the title or namesake: fighting one giant god-slaying snake-man was enough for me for any number of lifetimes.

#119 I know I hate spandex and think it is uncomfortable, impractical, and generally a stupid thing to wear. That is no excuse for chastising the fashion senses of ‘superheroes’ and ‘supervillains’ I come across even if they clearly need the help for any reason.

#120 Yes, I know Mixed Martial Arts championships exist that incorporate Medieval European Weapons and Armor in the ring. No, I am not allowed to compete given my dozens of unfair advantages - if tempted to do so anyways I am to chant to myself the words ‘we have weapons and armor sparring at home’ until the urges subside.

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What's Out This Week? 8/30

Come aboard and bring along all your hopes and dreams this Thursday to our One Piece Live Action Watch Party and Craft Event!

Ancient Enemies: First Responder #1 - Dan DiDio, Mario Guevara, & Joe Prado

Trapped inside the shattered hull of an alien spacecraft and imprisoned for over twenty years, firefighter Sonny Palmer is transformed into something greater than and less than human.   He is THE FIRST RESPONDER and dedicated his life to saving others while unable to save himself.  In this one shot, we learn his origin and set up the world-shattering climax to the ANCIENT ENEMIES series.  

Everything's Coming Up Beatrix! GN - Georgia Dunn

Join Elvis, Puck, Lupin, Tommy, Beatrix, and the whole team for spooky tales around the space heater, daring hairstyles, not-so-hilarious sweaters, an Easter egg hunt disaster, new cat foods, "Heck on the Deck!", something called a papasan, and the first ever celebration of St. Catty's Day! Tune into a ghostly broadcast when Puck makes a harrowing journey to the attic and gets in over his head.... Can Elvis and Tabitha work together to save him?

The Devil's Cut One-Shot - Mirka Andolfo, Elsa Charretier & Jock

The Devil's Cut is your introduction to DSTLRY, a new publisher redefining creator-owned comics. In the aging process, the whiskey that evaporates is called the Angel's Share. But the most potent spirits are captured in the wood-the Devil's Cut.

This is The Devil's Cut - unfiltered stories from the most fearless creators, offering a distinct taste of the quality to come. 88 oversized pages printed on premium paper, featuring a flight of high-proof work from our Founding Creators including Scott Snyder, James Tynion IV, Tula Lotay, Mirka Andolfo, Jock, Becky Cloonan, Brian Azzarello, Marc Bernardin, Elsa Charretier, Lee Garbett, Joelle Jones, Stephanie Phillips, Ram V, Jamie McKelvie, Junko Mizuno  and friends including Francesco Francavilla, Ariela Kristantina, Eduardo Risso, Christian Ward, and more. Edited by the legendary Will Dennis.

Displacement SC - Cullen Bunn, Alison Sampson & Ray Shappell

Dr. Rachel Anderson treats those who suffer from the most extreme phobias. Fear of crowds. The fear of the outdoors. The fear of death. But after a session with a violent patient goes awry and her daughter goes missing, the only way Rachel will survive the night and save her daughter is to face her own fears.

Eden II TP - Kenny Wroten

A blistering critique of digital media and a kaleidoscopic depiction of consumer culture, Eden II is both fanciful and satirical, a combination of deft cartooning and virtuosic storytelling.

In the grungy, punk-inflected world Kenny Wroten creates, a cast of disaffected young characters struggle to find their purpose in life. Faced with a dying Earth and numbingly useless jobs, protagonists Ellis and Dr. Otis Heck invent an immersive virtual reality game, Eden II. But when Heck betrays Ellis and sells the game to a mysterious corporation, the lines between fantasy and reality begin to blur. As each chapter highlights a new character in the ensemble, the game's impact grows as the world becomes consumed by fantasy.

Far South: The Great Union Score - Rodolfo Santullo, Leandro Fernandez & Matias Bergara

Whatever the hell happens in the Far South stays in Far South! Montoya's bar has seen it all. Everyone who lives in the area frequents it, and those who don't, won't take long to do so. Everyone's a regular: scoundrels, prostitutes, thieves, truckers, bandits. There's wine and grappa to last for ages. Darkness is the only color you see there. So when the Police is looking for a culprit, they know where to knock first.

The hardboiled brutal land of the Mobsters and Gauchos continues to unfold, as bestselling international author Rodolfo Santullo and THE OLD GUARD superstar artist Leandro Fernandez present a new set of blood-soaked Noir tales, a must-read for fans of gritty crime fiction.

The Great Gatsby: The Essential Graphic Novel HC - F Scott Fitzgerald & Jorge Coehlo

An all-new faithful and beautifully illustrated graphic novel adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic novel, The Great Gatsby. Adapted by Ted Adams (The Island of Doctor Moreau) and illustrated by Jorge Coelho (Loki, Rocket Raccoon). Whether you already love the book or are experiencing it for the first time, we've got you covered. It's all here, the roaring '20s in all its glory --the decadent parties, the gangsters, the car crashes, the love triangle, and so much more. Young and old can appreciate the dedication of veteran comic creators, Adams and Coelho, as they adapt this American classic story into the classic American art form of comics. "So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

It's Only Teenage Wasteland TP - Curt Pires, Jacoby Salcedo & Mark Dale

In the first days of the apocalypse, a group of high school boys may be the last alive in the city. When his parents go out of town for the weekend, Mexican-American high schooler Javi decides to throw a party-one that'll launch him and his buds into popularity! Or at least get them noticed by some girls. But no high school party goes off without a hitch. Javi can only watch as his friend takes a beating from the school bully, but then-BAM! The apocalypse has the worst timing. With few survivors-and even fewer sane ones-Javi and his friends will have to learn to survive together, and mend the fallout from the last party before the end of the world.

Kaptara: Universal Truths #1 (of 6) - Chip Zdarsky & Kagan McLeod

Back because YOU demanded it! Yes, you! Don't you remember? We were having drinks and you said, "Hey. Whatever happened to... was it KAPTANNA?"

CHIP ZDARSKY (PUBLIC DOMAIN, Batman) and KAGAN MCLEOD (Infinite Kung Fu, Cobra Kai) are BACK with a BRAND-NEW STORY ARC of their "beloved" "science" fiction series! Astronaut KEITH KANGA, trapped on the planet of Kaptara, is trying to find his way home, but first he needs to solve a mystery: who is stealing all the adorable CAT-TANKS? Who would DARE??? This wild and colorful series full of heart and chuckles could be yours for the low, low price of $3.99!

Kariba GN - James Clarke, Daniel Clarke & Daniel Snaddon

An African fantasy-adventure graphic novel inspired by the mythology of the Zambezi River and the history of the Kariba Dam, one of the largest dams ever constructed. Siku has always called the Zambezi River her home. But things are changing on the river-a great dam is being built-and things are changing in Siku, too, as her ability to manipulate water grows out of control, and visions of a great serpent pull her further from reality and her loving father, Tongai. When Tongai ventures to the Kariba Dam to find a cure for Siku and never returns, she sets off to find him with the help of Amedeo, the young son of Kariba's chief engineer. With the future of the Shonga resting on her shoulders, Siku must journey to the source of the river to understand the ancient power hidden within her.

The Knight Captain Is The New Princess To Be GN Vol 1 - Yakinikuteishoku

In this shojo rom-com tale, a dashing female bodyguard pretends to be engaged to her childhood friend, the prince... but is their fake betrothal really just an act to him? Christina, a.k.a. "Lady Chris," was born into a noble family and treated more or less like a boy growing up. Now a dashing young woman, Chris is not only captain of the imperial guards-she personally protects Prince Leonardo, who has been a dear friend since childhood. When his father, the king, demands he find a suitable girl to marry, Leo insists that he's already found one: Chris! Chris is shocked, but figures that Leo doesn't really love her like that; it's probably just some ploy to keep the king happy. Chris decides to play along, but as the charade goes on, she starts to wonder if maybe her princely pal has actually fallen for her!

Memoirs Of A Man In His Pajamas TP - Paco Roca

Spain's answer to Seinfeld, these observational, relatable autobio vignettes by Spanish cartoonist Paco Roca poke fun at the vexing tribulations of modern life. At 40, cartoonist Paco Roca has finally achieved his childhood dream - to spend all day at home in his pajamas! However, his blissful, loungewear-clad reverie is beset with a host of mundane problems: He dreads small talk with "the world's biggest bore," but his excuses and white lies are finally catching up with him. When a good friend breaks up, taking either side could lead to social disaster.

The simple mission to change his train ticket descends into an impossibly complicated, Kafka-esque affair. And worst of all, his partner keeps hanging the toilet paper roll the wrong way! In the vein of sitcoms like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm, Roca's comic vignettes brilliantly satirize the pesky pitfalls of modern-day life. Like most of us, Roca's alter ego just wants to be liked and to do the right thing, but finds that through crippling indecision, cowardly behavior, and the absurd machinations of the universe, he is usually thwarted. The ensuing situations he finds himself embroiled in are as hilarious as they are often painfully relatable.

Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 30th Anniversary Special - Ryan Parrott, Hendry Prasetya & Dan Mora

A landmark celebratory special featuring 5 brand new stories paying homage to the legacy of Rangers with stories by Ryan Parrott (Rogue Sun), Mat Groom (Inferno Girl Red), the original Mighty Morphin Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson and Matt Hotson (Titans), and young adult author Maria Ingrande Mora (Fragile Remedy), along with current Mighty Morphin Power Rangers superstar scribe Melissa Flores!

Joining the celebration are returning fan-favorite Power Rangers artists including Hendry Prasteya, Eleonora Carlini, and Marco Renna!

Between a spotlight on Ernie in Angel Grove, Alpha 5's struggle to find his true purpose, a mind-bending "What If?" story about Tommy's powers which introduces an all-new alternate universe, an additional tale about his marriage to Kat, and a deeper look at the Ranger Academy, this anniversary issue is truly packed full of content worthy of the 30-year legacy.

Along with 40 pages of brand new morphinominal material, celebrate 30 years of Power Rangers with an additional 24 pages of classic material that fans new and old will be delighted to experience!

The Plot Holes #1 (of 5) - Sean Gordon Murphy

THE PLOT HOLES are a squad of fictional warriors who transport themselves into the pages of other books, using their unique skills to save the plots in order to stop them from being destroyed. And Cliff is their newest recruit, a comic creator who's just realized his world isn't real-in fact, it's a complete fiction that literally exists inside a novel. The other members are misfits like him, pulled from unpublished books that couldn't be saved: a manga samurai, a barbarian tiger, a kid from a comic strip, and a vampire assassin. Outclassed by the other members, Cliff sets out to prove his worth to The Plot Holes as they fight to save as many books as possible.

Punch Up GN Vol 1 - Zachary Sterling

Young orphan Pitch is an aspiring tournament fighter who has big dreams of traveling to the city and competing in the Wide Plains Fighting Tournament. He also harbors a secret wish-to be trained by aging tournament fighter Sonny Chan. Can Pitch make it in a big city filled with unsavory types that want to do him harm? And is Emperor Jayson, host of the fighting tournament, one of those people? Will Sonny decide to act decent . . . for once? Find out in this exciting blast of battle energy!

Star Wars The High Republic Adventures: The Complete Phase I GN - Daniel Jose Older & Harvey Tolibas

"For light and life!" Set hundreds of years before the Skywalker Saga, Star Wars: The High Republic Adventures chronicles a time of galactic renaissance when the Jedi are at the height of their power and the Republic is experiencing unparalleled peace... until a mysterious force known as the Nihil, threatens to cast its shadow over all the free worlds of the galaxy!

Follow the adventures of Lula, Farzala, and Qort, untested Jedi Padawans, with their Masters, Torban Buck and Yoda, on their first mission to rescue the inhabitants of the planet Symant IV in the wake of a deadly Nihil attack. But the Nihil are not the only opposition they will face. Many of the planet's citizens resent and fear the Jedi, and two of those citizens will have to decide whether to go against all they believe and trust the Jedi lest they fall prey the Nihil's evil plans. Perfect for readers of all ages, The Complete Phase I collects the entire Star Wars: The High Republic Adventures (Phase I) series, with 6 never before collected issues, a new epilogue story, and of course, fan-favorite, The Galactic Bake-Off Spectactular one-shot!

The Witch's Marriage GN Vol 1 - studio HEADLINE

Opening the Door of Truth is the ultimate goal for many a witch. Gathering enough power to do so is no easy feat however, and a popular method is entering into a "Witches' Marriage," a contractual bond that generates more power the closer they grow. Melissa is one such witch-but is her heart truly immune to the adorable Tanya as she claims?

Whatcha scooping up to close out August, Fantom Fam?

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For the tenth consecutive time, the National Assembly failed to elect a Speaker. Both Silvi Kirilov from the "There is Such a People" (TISP) party and Assoc. Prof. Natalia Kiselova from the "BSP-United Left" reached the runoff. However, neither candidate was able to secure the required majority to assume the position.

In the first round, Kiselova received 88 votes in her favor, while Kirilov garnered 99. After a re-vote, Kiselova's support rose to 118 votes, with 30 against and 90 abstentions. This time, Kiselova gained the backing of the "DPS-New Beginning" group, in addition to support from GERB and the Socialists. Despite this, Kirilov's candidacy failed to gain enough support, receiving only 99 votes, leaving the parliament without a Speaker once again.

The unprecedented tenth attempt to elect a Speaker saw Kiselova remain just one vote shy of the position. She was supported by various political groups, including GERB, BSP, and one MP from "We Continue the Change-Democratic Bulgaria" (WCC-DB). However, despite Kiselova’s increasing support, WCC-DB did not vote for her, as they had requested a declaration from the Bulgarian Socialist Party (BPS) to support a “sanitary cordon” against Delyan Peevski from DPS, which did not happen.

Meanwhile, Silvi Kirilov, the oldest member of the parliament, continued to hold the position of candidate for the Speaker, but failed to gather enough votes. Kirilov’s supporters included members from his own party, TISP, as well as “Revival,” the Alliance for Rights and Freedoms (APS), MECH, and some members of WCC-DB. The final vote left Kiselova just short of securing the seat.

The session will resume tomorrow at 10 a.m. As the election process drags on, the National Assembly is set to make yet another attempt to elect a Speaker. _____________________________

Not being Bulgarian I don't actually get a say for real, but at this point I still think it might be about time to call Simeon Saxe-Coburg-Gotha and see if he feels like being Tsar again for a bit while they figure this all out.

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What the Car? | Lorn's Lure | Saviorless

Strange Brew | Robit Carnival

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Open Your Career: Top CNA Classes in San Diego for 2023

Unlock Your Career: Top CNA Classes in San Diego for 2023

Are you looking to begin a rewarding career in ⁣healthcare? A Certified‍ Nursing Assistant (CNA)‌ is an excellent ⁢way‌ to‍ make a difference in ⁣the lives of patients while enjoying job stability‌ and growth in a booming industry. In this article, we will guide⁣ you through the top CNA classes in San Diego for 2023, the benefits‌ of becoming a CNA, ​and⁣ tips for success in your ‍training.

Why Choose⁤ a ‌Career‌ as a CNA?

Becoming a CNA⁢ is a great choice ‍for many reasons:

Job Demand: The demand for CNAs‌ is high and projected​ to grow, ensuring a ⁣steady job market.

Flexibility: CNA roles often offer flexible schedules, which can be perfect for students or those balancing multiple commitments.

Gateway to Advanced Roles: Starting as a CNA can ‍pave the‍ way to further nursing education and advancement.

Top CNA⁣ Classes in San Diego for 2023

1. San Diego Community College ‌District

The ​San Diego⁤ Community College District provides an excellent ⁢CNA program that covers the basics of patient care, communication, and safety practices.‍ Classes are offered in both day and evening formats.

Program Length: ‍8 weeks

Cost: Approximately $1,200

Location: Multiple campuses across San Diego

2. ‌MiraCosta College

MiraCosta College‌ offers‌ a comprehensive CNA training program that ​includes theoretical learning as well as hands-on ‌clinical experience. The program prepares students for the California Certified Nurse Assistant exam.

Program Length: 6-8 weeks

Cost: Approximately $1,700

Location: ​Oceanside, CA

3. California Institute of Nursing and Health Care

The California Institute ⁣of Nursing⁢ and Health Care prides ⁣itself on an accelerated, high-quality CNA program aimed at preparing students for immediate‍ employment.

Program ​Length: 4 weeks

Cost: Approximately $1,800

Location: San Diego, CA

4. ‍American Red Cross

The American Red Cross offers a CNA training course⁤ that combines in-class instruction with hands-on training ⁢in clinical environments. ‌This ⁢program is known for its reputation in the healthcare ⁣training sector.

Program Length: ⁣ 4⁤ weeks

Cost: Approximately $1,300

Location: San Diego, CA

Benefits of Attending⁣ CNA Classes

Enrolling in CNA‌ classes not only​ provides necessary skills and ⁢knowledge but also offers many benefits:

Hands-on Training: Gain practical experience in real healthcare settings, enhancing your job readiness.

Networking Opportunities: Meet instructors and classmates who can assist you in your career journey.

Financial Aid: Many programs offer financial aid options⁤ to help cover costs, allowing you ‍to pursue your education with less financial burden.

Practical Tips for Success in CNA Training

To make the ⁤most ⁤of your CNA class experience, consider the following tips:

Stay Organized: ‌ Keep⁣ track of assignments, deadlines, and exams to manage your time effectively.

Engage in Class: Don’t hesitate to ask questions and ⁤participate in discussions to enrich your learning experience.

Practice Regularly: Use extra time⁣ to practice nursing skills to boost your confidence before​ clinical sessions.

First-Hand Experience

Meet Jessica, a recent graduate from the San‍ Diego Community ‍College​ District’s CNA program. ‌Here’s her story:

“I chose to become a CNA because I‍ always​ had a passion for⁤ helping others. ⁤The program was intense but incredibly rewarding. ‍The instructors were supportive, and I ⁣felt well-prepared ⁤when I ​took my certification ‍exam. I now work at a⁤ local nursing⁣ home, ⁣and I ‍love making ‍a difference in my ​patients’ lives every⁣ day!”

Case⁣ Study: Career Outcomes of CNA Graduates

A recent survey of graduates ​from local CNA programs in San Diego revealed:

Program

Certification Rate

Employment Rate

San Diego Community‌ College

90%

85%

MiraCosta College

92%

80%

California Institute of Nursing

95%

88%

Conclusion

Embarking on a career as a Certified Nursing Assistant ⁣is not just an opportunity⁣ for stable employment but also​ a chance to impact lives positively. With several reputable⁢ CNA programs‍ in San Diego, aspiring health care professionals have ‌ample⁣ options to gain the skills and experience needed to thrive in the industry.⁣ Remember to choose a⁤ program ⁣that aligns with your goals,‍ stay⁢ committed to your training, and embrace the wonderful journey ⁣ahead in this challenging yet rewarding field.

https://www.cnacertificationschools.net/open-your-career-top-cna-classes-in-san-diego-for-2023/

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Wakesurfing in Turks & Caicos: Everything You Need to Know

Turks & Caicos is a top destination for water sports, thanks to its stunning turquoise waters and year-round warm climate. Among the many activities available, wakesurfing stands out as a thrilling and accessible option for both beginners and seasoned riders. At Surf TCI, we aim to give you an unforgettable wakesurfing experience in the beautiful waters surrounding these islands. Whether you are planning your first session or looking to fine-tune your skills, here’s everything you need to know about wakesurfing in Turks & Caicos.

What is Wakesurfing?

Wakesurfing is a hybrid between surfing and wakeboarding. Riders start by holding onto a tow rope as the boat accelerates, creating a perfect wake. Once up on the board, riders drop the rope and surf the wave generated by the boat’s movement. Unlike wakeboarding, wakesurfing is done without bindings, giving the rider freedom to move across the board, similar to traditional surfing.

The key difference between surfing and wakesurfing is that wakesurfing can be done on much smaller waves since the boat creates a consistent wake. This allows you to enjoy the fun of surfing in calm waters, without relying on ocean swells.

Why Wakesurf in Turks & Caicos?

Turks & Caicos is the ideal place to wakesurf for several reasons:

1. Pristine, Clear Waters

The waters around Turks & Caicos are among the clearest and calmest in the Caribbean. The islands sit on expansive sandbanks, which create shallow, warm waters perfect for wakesurfing. The stunning turquoise color and glass-like surface of the sea allow for smooth rides, making it easier for beginners to learn and for experts to perform tricks.

2. Consistent Weather

Turks & Caicos benefits from year-round sunshine and warm weather, with average temperatures ranging from 77°F (25°C) to 88°F (31°C). This ensures that you can wakesurf comfortably at any time of year, making it an ideal destination for those who want to escape colder climates and enjoy water sports in the sun.

3. Stunning Scenery

Wakesurfing in Turks & Caicos isn’t just about riding the wake – it’s also about the incredible scenery surrounding you. As you glide across the water, you’ll be treated to panoramic views of white sand beaches, lush mangroves, and coral reefs. The chance to spot marine life such as dolphins, rays, and tropical fish only adds to the experience.

Learning to Wakesurf: What You Need to Know

Wakesurfing may look intimidating, but it’s easier to learn than you might think, especially with professional guidance from the team at Surf TCI. Here’s what to expect if you’re new to wakesurfing.

1. Starting with the Basics

Beginners typically start wakesurfing by holding onto a tow rope as the boat picks up speed. This allows the rider to find their balance on the board and get comfortable riding the wake. Once stable, the rider can drop the rope and begin surfing the wave created by the boat. It’s easier than traditional surfing because the wake is consistent, and the water is generally calm.

2. Choosing the Right Equipment

At Surf TCI, we provide all the necessary equipment, including high-quality wakesurf boards and safety gear. There are different types of wakesurf boards depending on your skill level. For beginners, larger boards provide more stability, while more advanced riders might prefer smaller, more agile boards that allow for greater maneuverability.

3. Expert Guidance

Our experienced instructors at Surf TCI will help you every step of the way. From finding the right stance on the board to perfecting your first ride, we ensure a supportive and fun environment. Private lessons allow you to progress at your own pace, while group sessions are perfect for families or friends looking to share the experience.

The Best Places to Wakesurf in Turks & Caicos

The geography of Turks & Caicos makes it perfect for wakesurfing, with many ideal spots to ride the waves. Some of the best locations for wakesurfing include:

1. Grace Bay

Grace Bay, located on Providenciales, is one of the most famous beaches in the world. Its calm, protected waters provide the perfect environment for wakesurfing. The picturesque surroundings, with powdery white sands and vibrant blue waters, make every ride memorable.

2. Leeward Channel

The Leeward Channel is another excellent location for wakesurfing. This area offers smooth water conditions and beautiful views of the surrounding islands. It’s a favorite spot for wakesurfers looking for long, consistent waves and a peaceful atmosphere away from the crowds.

3. Chalk Sound

For those seeking a unique wakesurfing experience, Chalk Sound provides a stunning backdrop of vibrant blue lagoons. While the water here is relatively shallow, the wake created by the boat remains ideal for riding, making it a serene spot for wakesurfing.

Safety and Sustainability

At Surf TCI, safety is our top priority. Our boats are specifically designed for wakesurfing and create an ideal wake for the sport, minimizing the risk of injury. Our instructors are also trained to ensure a safe and fun experience, guiding you through each step with care and attention.

Additionally, we are committed to protecting the beautiful waters and marine life of Turks & Caicos. We follow eco-friendly practices, ensuring that our wakesurfing activities have minimal impact on the environment. From mindful boat operation to respecting local wildlife, we are dedicated to preserving this natural paradise for future generations.

Why Choose Surf TCI?

At Surf TCI, we combine expert instruction with top-notch equipment and a deep knowledge of the local waters. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced wakesurfer, we cater to all skill levels and ensure that every session is tailored to your needs. Our focus is on providing a fun, safe, and unforgettable experience, surrounded by the breathtaking beauty of Turks & Caicos.

Conclusion

Wakesurfing in Turks & Caicos is an adventure that everyone should experience at least once. With ideal water conditions, year-round warm weather, and some of the most beautiful landscapes in the world, it’s easy to see why wakesurfing in this tropical paradise is so popular. Whether you're looking to learn the basics or take your skills to the next level, Surf TCI is here to provide you with everything you need for the ultimate wakesurfing adventure.

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LÉGENDES DU JAZZ

PETE JOHNSON, ROI DU BOOGIE WOOGIE

"Johnson shared with the other members of the 'Boogie Woogie Trio' the technical virtuosity and melodic fertility that can make this the most exciting of all piano music styles, but he was more comfortable than Meade Lux Lewis in a band setting; and as an accompanist, unlike Lewis or Albert Ammons, he could sparkle but not outshine his singing partner". 

- Tony Russell

Né le 25 mars 1904 à Kansas City, au Missouri, Kermit H. ‘’Pete’’ Johnson a été élevé par sa mère après son père ait abandonné sa famille. Sa mère éprouvant des difficultés financières, Johnson avait été placé dans un orphelinat à l’âge de trois ans. Mais Johnson s’ennuyait de sa famille et n’avait pas tardé à s’enfuir et à retourner chez lui. À partir de l’âge de douze ans, Johnson avait occupé différents petits emplois afin de contribuer à la subsistance de sa famille: dans une usine, une imprimerie et même comme cireur de chaussures. Johnson avait d’ailleurs abandonné l’école en cinquième année afin de gagner un peu d’argent.

DÉBUTS DE CARRIÈRE

Johnson, qui avait amorcé sa carrière musicale en 1922 comme batteur à Kansas City, avait commencé à jouer du piano à la même époque où il avait appris à jouer de la batterie. Johnson travaillait comme ‘’water boy’’ pour une compagnie de construction lorsqu’il avait commencé à jouer du piano.

De 1926 à 1938, Johnson avait obtenu ses premiers contrats comme pianiste, souvent aux côtés du légendaire Big Joe Turner, le futur chanteur de l’orchestre de Count Basie. Après avoir été remarqué par le producteur John Hammond en 1936, Johnson avait décroché un contrat au club Famous Door de New York. Johnson avait obtenu une des plus grandes chances de sa carrière lorsqu’il avait participé avec Turner au concert From Spirituals to Swing à Carnegie Hall les Le 23 et 24 décembre 1938. Outre Johnson et Turner, le concert mettait également en vedette Count Basie, Benny Goodman, Helen Humes, Meade Lux Lewis, Albert Ammons, les Mitchell's Christian Singers, the Golden Gate Quartet, James P. Johnson, Big Bill Broonzy et Sonny Terry. Organisé par Hammond, le concert n’avait pas été facile à financer, car il était composé entièrement de musiciens de couleur et était destiné à un auditoire multiracial. Le concert avait finalement été commandité par The New Masses, le journal du Parti communiste américain. On lisait dans les notes de pochette de l’album:  

"[i]n 1938... {Hammond} conceived a concert at Carnegie Hall in New York City to showcase African-American music from its raw beginnings to the most current jazz. Hammond... was one of the most influential talent scouts and record producers in history, having 'discovered' artists from Billie Holiday and Count Basie to [much later - Varlet] Bob Dylan and Bruce Springsteen. The concert, which would be titled 'From Spirituals To Swing', would depict the common themes that existed in Black music from its origins in Africa, through gospel and blues, dixieland and eventually to swing."

Tentant de capitaliser sur la nouvelle popularité du boogie woogie après le concert, Johnson avait travaillé et voyagé en tournée avec Turner, Meade Lux Lewis et Albert Ammons. Avec Ammons, Johnson avait également participé au tournage du court-métrage Boogie-Woogie Dream en 1913. La chanson de 1938 "Roll 'Em Pete" composée par Johnson et Turner est aujourd’hui considérée comme une des premières pièces de rock n’ roll jamais enregistrée. La chanson mettait en vedette Johnson au piano et Turner au chant. Un autre titre qui se passait de présentation était  "Johnson and Turner Blues." En 1949, Johnson avait également écrit et enregistré la pièce "Rocket 88 Boogie", qui avait plus tard servi d’inspiration à Ike Turner pour son succès de 1951 "Rocket 88".

Dans le cadre de trois sessions tenues en janvier 1946, Johnson avait enregistré un des premiers albums-concept de l’histoire. Intitulé Housewarmin’, l’album débutait avec Johnson seul au piano, avant d’être rejoint par d’autres musiciens de Kansas City comme J. C. Higginbotham et J. C. Heard. L’album mettait également à contribution de grands noms du jazz comme Albert Nicholas, Oran ‘’Hot Lips'' Page, Clyde Bernhardt, Budd Johnson et une jeune chanteuse alors peu connue, Etta Jones. Tous ces musiciens exécutaient chacun un solo avant de participer à une jam session avec le groupe. Sur l’album, Johnson avait démontré sa remarquable maîtrise du piano stride ainsi que son habileté à travailler avec un groupe. L’album avait été réédité plus tard sous le titre de Pete's Blues. 

DERNIÈRES ANNÉES

Après avoir connu différents problèmes financiers et de santé, Johnson s’était installé à Buffalo en 1950. Après avoir perdu l’usage d’un de ses doigts dans un accident, Johnson avait été victime d’une attaque qui l’avait laissé partiellement paralysé, ce qui ne l’avait pas empêché de continuer d’enregistrer et de voyager en tournée avec des musiciens comme Turner et Jimmy Rushing et de participer aux tournées de Jazz at the Philharmonic. 

Mais les plus beaux jours de la carrière de Johnson étaient désormais derrière lui. Parvenant de plus en plus difficilement à se trouver du travail, Johnson avait été employé de janvier à octobre 1953 par une compagnie de crème glacée comme laveur de camions. Comme complément de revenus, Johnson se produisait durant les weekends avec un trio qui se produisait au club Bamboo Room de Buffalo. L’année suivante, Johnson avait nettoyé des corbillards pour une entreprise de pompes funèbres au salaire de 25$ par semaine. En juillet de la même année, Johnson avait finalement obtenu un contrat de six mois pour jouer comme pianiste-résident au Circus Snack Bar du St. Louis Forest Park Hotel. Certains concerts de Johnson avaient éventuellement été restransmis le samedi après-midi dans le cadre d’une émission de radio appelée Saturday at the Chase. Deux concerts privés de Johnson avaient également été enregistrés à la résidence de son ami Bill Atkinson.

La carrière de Johnson avait été plutôt calme au cours des quatre années suivantes, à l’exception de trois apparitions en 1955 à la Berkshire Music Barn de Lenox, au Massachusetts. Malgré tout, Johnson avait continué d’enregistrer. Il avait même fait une tournée en Europe en 1958 avec le Jazz at the Philharmonic, et ce, en dépit de sa mauvaise santé. Durant son séjour en Europe, Johnson avait reçu une invitation pour se produire au Festival de jazz de Newport, ce qui lui avait permis de se jouer aux côtés de Big Joe Turner, Chuck Berry et Big Maybelle.

Lors d’un examen médical en août, on avait diagnostiqué à Johnson des problèmes cardiaques ainsi qu’une forme de diabète. Après avoir été victime de plusieurs attaques, Johnson avait éventuellement été paralysé des deux mains. Toujours paralysé quatre ans plus tard, Johnson avait même commencé à perdre la vue. Le magazine Jazz Report avait d’ailleurs lancé une série de campagnes de souscription afin de venir en aide financièrement à Johnson. En 1964, un ami de longue date de Johnson appelé Hans Maurer avait publié The Pete Johnson Story. Les sommes résultant de la vente du livre avaient été entièrement versées à Johnson. La même année, un article paru dans le magazine Blues Unlimited ayant exposé les difficultés éprouvées par Johnson concernant le paiement de ses ‘’royalties’’ auprès de certaines compagnies de disques autres que Blue Note et Victor, il avait été admis comme membre de l’American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP) ce qui avait lui permis de recevoir ses droits d’auteur sur une base régulière.

Sa paralysie ayant grandement altéré ses capacités de jouer du piano, Johnson avait livré sa dernière performance dans le cadre d’une apparition au festival de jazz de Newport en janvier 1967. Lors du concert, l’alter ego de Johnson, l’incontournable Joe Turner, l’avait qualifié de meilleur pianiste de boogie woogie de tous les temps. Turner avait enchaîné en interprétant pour son vieil ami la chanson  “Roll ‘Em Pete” qu’il avait composée conjointement avec lui en 1938.

Dans son compte rendu du concert, le critique Dan Morgenstern du magazine Down Beat écrivait:

"Then for the concert's most moving moment, Lieberson (the MC) escorted Pete Johnson on stage and introduced him as one of the participants in the original Spirituals to Swing and the greatest boogie-woogie pianist. Johnson had suffered a series of paralytic strokes and had not played piano for many years. His old buddy, Turner, took him by the hand, and for a moment the two middle-aged men looked touchingly like little boys. Turner dedicated 'Roll 'Em Pete' to his old friend, as Lieberson and Johnson were about to leave the stage. Instead, they stopped and the pianist seated himself next to [Ray] Bryant at the piano and began to play the treble part of his old showpiece, Bryant handling the bass. Johnson was a bit shaky but game, gaining in confidence as the number built in intensity."

Pete Johnson est mort le 23 mars 1967 au Meyer Hospital de Buffalo dans l’État de New York, deux jours avant son 63e anniversaire de naissance. Principal représentant du  "Kansas City boogie woogie style", Johnson, contrairement à ses collègues du Boogie Woogie Trio, Albert Ammons et Meade Lux Lewis, qui étaient originaires de Chicago et étaient principalement influencés par le jeu de  Jimmy Yancey, Pinetop Smith, Hersal Thomas, Clarence Lofton et Jimmy Blythe, avait toujours eu un style très distinctif. Contrairement à Ammons qui utilisait un système harmonique et rythmique qui lui était propre, et à Lewis qui avait une sonorité puissante très inspirée de Fats Waller, Johnson avait une connaissance approfondie des harmonies, des structures, du rythme et du swing.

Tony Russell avait écrit au sujet de Johnson dans son ouvrage The Blues – From Robert Johnson to Robert Cray publié en 1998: "Johnson shared with the other members of the 'Boogie Woogie Trio' the technical virtuosity and melodic fertility that can make this the most exciting of all piano music styles, but he was more comfortable than Meade Lux Lewis in a band setting; and as an accompanist, unlike Lewis or Albert Ammons, he could sparkle but not outshine his singing partner". 

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SOURCES:

‘’Pete Johnson.’’ Wikipedia, 2023.

‘’Pete Johnson.’’ All About Jazz, 2023.

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