#seriously lol youre the best

[boringwomanwithabook]

For anyone left wondering the pussy is 100% as pretty as the face and tits holy shit

[brofightiscancelled]

okay ill bite why do u hate kaoru sakuraba sidem aside from the fact that they went from hokuto as a main blue to downgrade to kaoru. to make it less awkward that I’m asking abt sidem on ur osomatsu side blog, what sidem idols would u assign to each matsu ?

i think sideM should collab w osomatsu-san and put them all in Beit so they can all get JOBS!!!!!!

anyways i hate kaoru from idolmaster sideM. i need all my osomatsu-san side blog followers to know that i hate this man. "i need a lot of money fast to pursue an extremely niche medical research track, which is why i quit my stable and high paying job as a surgeon to become an idol while having no soft skills, physical strength or stamina, or interest in getting along with people" are you Stupid??

he's not even using his idol clout to spread awareness of the rare disease he's trying to cure (like SEM does) so it can secure funding, he sees it 100% as a job and refuses to have fun, he is actively unpleasant and uncooperative in every interaction with his coworkers because he's trying to "rise to the top". it seems like the only thing he has going for him are his looks and that he kind of liked to sing when he was a kid. why not become a model at that point when you have the personality of a wet tree trunk. or better yet why not STAY A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!!

also, i don't like meganes, so write that down.

[kestrelteens]

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[vesper-the-great]

Today marks the one year anniversary of one of my favorite fics: Like Sand Between your Fingers by @eternalmomentss !!

What’s more romantic than traveling through time and space with your rival? No idea

Here’s a close up of their faces

This fic has rearranged my few brain cells in the best way possible (I want to go crazy over it, but maybe another day..) Anyways, this is a redraw of a drawing I made celebrating its finale!! (Before I actually had a proper blog lol) I hope you can notice improvement-

[lightdancer1]

A certain type of Buffy fan:

"Tara Maclay never did anything wrong."

"Willow and Tara freeloaded off of Buffy in Season 6 and it was terrible of Willow to do that."

These two statements cannot both be true at the same time, Tara did at least two big things wrong to Buffy, specifically, and her lying to Willow for that entire first year had the major justification of her cult survivor trauma, while Willow being too forgiving about it is about Willow's emotional immaturity, not Tara herself.

But.....she specifically had a near-lethal magic misfire (and nobody, after continued searching, has ever done the 'Tara gets Monkey's Pawed in Family by Willow dying as a result of the Cadria spell' fic and that's got my fingers itchy for another short one) and she freeloaded off of Buffy just like Willow did...if you take that as what they did.

It's why I think some of the people who take empathy for her in ways that have only gone up in 20 years along with appreciation of her as the best of the Scoobies (which she 100% is regardless of what she did do wrong with her actual flaws anyway) to a point they substitute a character in their head for the far more interesting one Amber Benson actually played on TV.

[destiny-in-the-universe]

it’s finally out

I have officially completed this gift and I really do hope @thesoundofmadness comes to enjoy this! I really had such a blast writing it- and boy, I might do something like this again!

Howard and Randy are my blorbos- well, some of them at least, but me-ow, anyway before I go off on a long cooking ramble- here’s the finished piece

Writing their relationship is like music to my ears because on one hand, you have Randy’s selflessness- but boy is he dumb of ass and then you have Howard’s fiery devil-may-care attitude unless it’s in his own interests; except to each other? They’d literally walk into the flames, they would do anything for one another- because you even have the way their personalities match, they influence each other in ways I don’t think they’re even conscious of but seriously- Tengu! Howard should’ve had more time to shine

Hope you enjoy!

edit: the song in the fanfic is called follow you by being me the horizon. give it a listen! seriously

[gilraina]

I wrote 700 words today! It's not a lot, but it's more than I've ever written in one day since I started this project, so... progress?

[sluttyten]

My afraid-of-romance ass has just been asked by another regular customer for my number and the stupid thing is that again I do think this guy is kinda cute and I really probably should say yes

[inquisimer]

I don't normally outline for oneshots but there were some glaring holes in this Arlow & Viago origin story so I was doing like a free-write sort of brainstorming

she certainly knows of the Crows - maybe asks him, are you a Crow? “Yes. Do you know what that means?” She nodded. “Are you going to kill me?” So matter of fact, seemingly unafraid except he saw the tremble of fear in her wide eyes. “Is there anyone with a lot of gold who would want you dead?” She thought for a moment. “The dockmaster, maybe.” Viago laughed. “He could not afford me. You are safe, parajito, for tonight. As for tomorrow…”

I just love them so much 😭❤️😭❤️ and this did help me flesh out why on earth Viago would all but adopt a small child so 🙏

[lilirot]

I accidentally exited out of the video for the date thing early on accident so I can't super tell what it is But I do know it's not worth 40$ (CAD)

[tyrannuspitch]

now i am not going to say that there are not conservative elements to many projects within the mcu or to The MCU as a whole. but if you are writing a post about the american cultural shift to the far right and the very first item on your list of warning signs of fascism is (a childish nickname for) the mcu, i do highly recommend touching grass.

[djevelbl]

Ok so angrily bitching about this is Spanish wasn't enough so I gotta say it here as well--

My brother was talking to a friend of his on call and I was there in the same room, right? And I could hear what they were talking about. And the friend was raving about how vivzie pop is a horrible story writer and while I won't get into her as a person I will say that it's fucking tacky as all hell to compare art of 2 different people, no matter how much you're doing it to praise your favorite series. It. Is. Tacky

But that's not what I'm here to talk about — that's just the appetizer

So this guy keeps it up and then drags not only Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss as well — them's fighting words bc I love Helluva Boss I'd die for those characters. And what was his criticism of the series??

"Manhwa of two gay demons." That's what he fucking said

HELLO????

Like it's okay if you don't like manhwa (I don't know what in the FUCK that has to do with anything but aight) but the gay comment??? Where in the HELL did that one come from??

And just to prove a point I looked up what the episodes for Helluva Boss were and (from memory) tallied up which ones were Stolitz related and which ones weren't.

Y'all... It's 4. This man was crying over FOUR FUCKING EPISODES. FROM A CURRENTLY 17 EPISODE LONG SERIES. THAT ISN'T EVEN HALF — IN FACT IT AIN'T EVEN A WHOLE FUCKING THIRD OF THE TOTAL RUNTIME. it's fucking 24% (23.529% more specifically) OF THE SERIES SO FAR WHAT IN THE FUCK

brother mine. P L E A S E find better friends istg

[mobius-m-mobius]

New year summer thought: loki and mobius living on a sailboat with their jet skis stowed on the back ⛵️ they can travel the woooorld or maybe even magic themselves to other planets with water oh no I’m getting invested in the image of nautical retirement

What do you think they would call their boat

Anon how did you know I needed the perfect Lokius headcanon to save me from the past few days 😅

A beachside retirement has honestly been living rent free in my mind for them and while I'd been picturing super lazy atmospheres in a lil bungalow just off the coast with a couple of jet skis (green/gold for obvious reasons but maybe a red/blue one too as a nod to Don's mad flirt game 😭💖) around the back, the idea of them having a boat is SO good because it's clear Mobius wanted to experience as much on the timelines as possible with Loki and this way they could have a home base with endless possibilities ahead just like the time doors offered before 🥺

Honestly terrible at coming up with names in general and especially any that aren't super basic but I'll just go ahead and say I always loved that in series they made sure to throw a "spark" label on the jet ski Don was riding in his shop for absolutely no other reason than to hammer home even more residual connections to Loki (like the color schemes and sunglasses hanging around his neck looking similar to Loki's horns weren't enough already 👀) so to me it would be cute if their boat were called the Spark!

(Also the perfect callback to "thanks for the spark" which Mobius shouts over the sound of the waves with a cheesy grin or wink while they're docking and on their way to try, idk, Margaritaville or somewhere else that Loki wouldn't have been caught at in a million years before and they try to act exasperated because it's at least the millionth time Mobius has made that joke but it's impossible not to smile every time when this really is their life 🥰)

[vanweezer]

being extroverted must be awesome imagine feeling nothing after telling someone "wow youre REALLY quiet". im going to talk less around you now 🫶

[cruelsister-moved2]

every year we get all this content from bisexuals in opposite gender relationships about erasure and straight passing discourse in which they will act as if bisexuals are a tiny forgotten minority of the lgbt community and being erased is just as bad as being hatecrimed and always shoehorn in the villainous gatekeeping gays (who I feel like in many cases are just the externalisation of the voice in your head telling you that you're not Queer Enough) and so on. and it's never anything new like no one ever has a new perspective on this issue and everything they collectively have ever said can be summarised in like 3 sentences so... can we move on. I think we all get it now. can we please talk about something else💜💜

[whirlinglikeaballet]

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