#bc OF COURSE it is

[fioreofthemarch]

Purah: hey you're back early

Link: kingdom's haunted

Purah: what?

Link: *building a pistol out of zonai parts and getting back on epona* kingdom's haunted

[murmurmurl]

me when I decide to randomly draw something in a completely different style

idk where I was going with this

[yonemurishiroku]

PJO is for children so there’s of course no sex. There is, however, mental impregnation and telepathically harassment and non-consensual, underage parent.

[emotoangel]

it’s so surreal when I’m explaining phannie theories to someone and they’re like ‘idk this seems a bit far fetched’ or some shit and then it HAPPENS. THEY SAY IT’S REAL. and I’m like buddy I have eleven (11) years of context and knowledge about this thing my guy you need to trust me blindly bc the phannie intuition is never wrong and you don’t want to be seen as a dumbass.

[prettymimi]

is that too much or

[zonaraze]

"damn edgeworth, you're getting your ass handed to you by a kid"

[dxnger-dxys]

girls will be like “i want what they have”, but then it’s literally a hostage situation

[chunkypossum]

Come Hel or High Lord: Ch 12

Chapter 12: Taste the Autumn Air

Words: 6900 (hehe nice)

Reminder: This is a crossover between all SJM series. So spoilers for TOG, ACOTAR, and CC

Summary:

Azriel and his boy problems. Featuring a flashback to the High Lord's meeting (what did he say and where did he disappear to that night?) and a flashback from when Azriel and Eris first met.

Snippet below the cut. Read on Ao3

Eris swallowed his unhinged laughter and Azriel watched, following the movement of his throat. His head spun when he felt that the air around them had changed, from ice cold to unbearably hot.  “Not up to killing in her name after all? Pity.” Eris clicked his tongue, his voice no more than crackling embers. He knew he was goading the animal but he wanted this finished once and for all. Let him get it out of his system and then maybe he will lay this obsession to rest.  Azriel’s face was screwed up in anger but he dropped his fist to his side. “It’s not about her. It’s never been about Mor. Ever.”  “You strangled me in front of everyone. Nearly killed me!” Eris scoffed and turned his face away. “Maybe you should have, then we could be done with this.” He finished a little quieter.  When Azriel didn’t answer him, Eris chanced meeting his eyes again, the black of his iris’ nearly swallowed the hazel completely and Azriel’s breathing was ragged. His wings flared and his shadows grew behind him, making him look like a true omen of death. Beautiful and terrible.  ‘Do it.” Eris rasped as Azriel’s grip on him tightened, his anger reflected in the fires he could feel dancing in his eyes and shown back to him from the surface of Azriel’s obsidian ones. They breathed in one another’s ire, beat after infuriatingly slow beat, then without warning, Azriels lips were on his. Eris was burning and he was going to die, he was sure of it. Azriel crashed into him, his teeth tearing at Eris’ mouth, his throat, his collarbone as he elicited sounds out of Eris that he had never heard himself make before. He returned all of it and more, their teeth clashing against each other in the fever of drinking each other up. Eris arched up to meet Azriel’s body as it pressed into him, their hands clawing over arms and chests and faces, trying to get closer.  Closer, he needed to get closer. He needed more. As soon as the thought was out of his head Azriel stopped, seeming to come back into himself, realizing what he had done. He took his trembling hands from Eris tunic and gripped the trunk of the tree behind Eris, placing their foreheads together. Eris was shaking, he wanted to scream, to sob, anything to compete with the dizziness from the abrupt loss of him. His hands fisted at his sides where they were trembling uncontrollably.   “Yeah,” Azriel’s voice was shredded, “Maybe I should have. Then at least we would be free.” 

This is a cross over fic so a giant cast of characters and a big stupid storyline but Azris is my main bitch in this fic so ... Holla at ya boi if you want on or off the Azris tag train : @talibunny30 @iftheshoef1tz @born-to-riot @pathfinderofnight @fell-in-luvs @fieldofdaisiies @aktrain @honeysuckle-daydreams13 @secret-third-thing @acourtofladydeath @pippsmcgee @youvereachedthenearest-lovergirl @baileybird71 @skyesayshi @yanny-77

[moltengoldveins]

just saw The Creator in theatres, Exceedingly Long Discussion Post To Follow, what’s Really important here is THERE ARE ONLY THREE FICS FOR IT ON AO3 I forgot the pain of new fandom

[djevelbl]

Ok so angrily bitching about this is Spanish wasn't enough so I gotta say it here as well--

My brother was talking to a friend of his on call and I was there in the same room, right? And I could hear what they were talking about. And the friend was raving about how vivzie pop is a horrible story writer and while I won't get into her as a person I will say that it's fucking tacky as all hell to compare art of 2 different people, no matter how much you're doing it to praise your favorite series. It. Is. Tacky

But that's not what I'm here to talk about — that's just the appetizer

So this guy keeps it up and then drags not only Hazbin Hotel but Helluva Boss as well — them's fighting words bc I love Helluva Boss I'd die for those characters. And what was his criticism of the series??

"Manhwa of two gay demons." That's what he fucking said

HELLO????

Like it's okay if you don't like manhwa (I don't know what in the FUCK that has to do with anything but aight) but the gay comment??? Where in the HELL did that one come from??

And just to prove a point I looked up what the episodes for Helluva Boss were and (from memory) tallied up which ones were Stolitz related and which ones weren't.

Y'all... It's 4. This man was crying over FOUR FUCKING EPISODES. FROM A CURRENTLY 17 EPISODE LONG SERIES. THAT ISN'T EVEN HALF — IN FACT IT AIN'T EVEN A WHOLE FUCKING THIRD OF THE TOTAL RUNTIME. it's fucking 24% (23.529% more specifically) OF THE SERIES SO FAR WHAT IN THE FUCK

brother mine. P L E A S E find better friends istg

[cynopoe]

I have yet another tender, painful, beautiful, ambrosia coded song in mind that im itching to translate….

[isforever-moved]

ask me abt my moxxie and phantom of the opera headcanons bc listen i did nto hyperfixate on phantom for years to not think abt this !!!!

[troolyart]

What if I suddenly turn up the codependency on Stanley and Simon?

Because think about it... They only have each other in there (Simon still doesnt know about Curator and Mariella cannonically) so something is bound to happen. What if Stanley locks himself in a place Simon can't reach? Would he simply reset or would the man spiral like he has in the past?

Or vice versa? Say Simon stopped narrating for a while...Stanley would be frantically trying to find him, signing the words "where" and "need you" over and over again until he finds his narrator.

Yes my au has lovey dovey moments with them, but keep in mind that they are technically trapped there inside the Entity with no escape in sight. Just the two of them and their minds slowly forgetting anything outside of the Parable. Everything but each other.

[the-nation-of-today]

Broke: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill fifteen percent concentrated power of will five percent pleasure fifty percent pain and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Woke:

[dorothygalewrites]

Daria Judith Gale

"Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me" Daria is a consummate dreamer, a wanderluster, avid reader, creator, dog lover, and at twenty, a recent college flunky. Still trying to be sunshine for everyone else. Probably hasn't really processed everything that happened. Doing her best.

[tiffanytoms]

Daaaaaaaamn. Just watched Through My Window on Netflix and felt like I was watching a smutty fic come to life 😏

Not all the kinks were mine, but you know. Some of them were 😇 🤷‍♀️

Also sidenote: America is like a really prude country, right?? This was my big take away from this movie. Or was this film also scandalous in Spain?? 🇪🇸