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so i just read love bullet, and i think everyone should read love bullet. go read love bullet. do you want heartwarming romance, awesome action, and fun and interesting characters? and it's been primarily yuri?
if so, go read love bullet
#love bullet#seriously it slaps#the character designs are so fun#the art style is so charming#the story so far has been well done and shows a lot of promise#and since only one volume is out rn it's easy to binge
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This song is vibes, however the vibes are too strong and I can’t write even though the vibes fit perfectly because I’m too busy ascending while listening to this
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I love you albums. I love you songs connected by similar themes. I love you listening to songs in a specific order picked by the artist. I love you reoccurring motifs throughout the same album. I love you album covers. I love you albums with extended editions. I love you songs that reference each other.
#guys i fucking love listening to albums fr#best thing CDs have done for me is forcing me to listen to albums in order#this post is about. so many albums and artists#bad suns#imagine dragons#Set It Off#bastille#FUCKING HELL BASTILLE#theyre albums are SO GOOD#guys seriously. give me the future + dreams of the past. go listen to it. its so fucking good#doom days also fuckin slaps man. my fav oart is the fact the first 3 songs merge together for me until i realise million pieces is playing.#<- and ofc it has another place on it#also Imagine Dragons‘ Mercury 1+2 OUGH#the tone shift as you go through the double album until it does a full circle#sometimes a good album can be made up of songs that are banger after banger#<- All This Bad Blood-bastille Night Visions-ID smoke+mirrors-id apocalypse whenever-bad suns elsewhere-sio etc#and sometimes a good album can be made of songs that tell a progressive story while referencing eachother to enhance meaning and connect wit#-with the artists lived experinces#<- give me the future + dreams of the past-bastille mercury act I+II-ID Duality-sio#Tree Man Posts#music
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I like to think after DPH Sam n Max keep having little moments that remind them that they aren’t from the same timeline, but the silly overrides the serious and so they just gloss over it for the sake of the bit
Non text version under the cut!
#Text was slapped on last minute so sorry about the layout :(#Had this sitting finished in drafts for ages but only a vague idea for dialogue oof#They are seriously ‘I will find you in every universe’ even if they have to mess with timelines to do so#I feeellllll the hyperfixation coming on maybe#sam and max#freelance police#sam and max freelance police#steve purcell#art#illustration#art on tumblr#artists on tumblr#comic
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Show: Lego Monkie Kid
Song: LEGO Monkie Kid OST
Had Spiker ask me very nicely to make this and since I already wanted to do the song here we are! Basically a monkie kid trailer o7 someone hire me asap
link to watch higher quality on youtube
Spiker's video talking about monkie kid (my AMV is at the end-ish)
#Monkie Kid#LEGO Monkie Kid#Monkie Kid fanmade trailer#kinda#monkie kid amv#KNOX EDITS (me)#monkie kid tribute#its kinda a little bit of everything#I'm actually wildly proud of this y'all should watch it#no seriously the goal was like show monkie kid and my dude the vibes are THERE#anyway weeeeeeeeeee#ALSO MONKIE KIDS SOUNDTRACK SLAPS#i had to edit it a bit to make it longer but you can't even notice so i'm winning
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Ponyboy’s reaction to Darry hitting him is always mildly funny to me. He’s all offended like, “I can’t believe Darry would hit me!” when that’s just…normal sibling behavior. You mean to tell me there has never been a time when Ponyboy was being a little shit and Darry just socked the son of a bitch??
#darry the guardian may never have hit ponyboy#but darry the older brother sure as fuck has#and obviously child abuse is not okay#and i know that when darry does hit him there is a power imbalance that was never there before#but seriously#ponyboy#that is your older brother#i can guarantee he has done worse than slap you across the face#the outsiders#the outsiders 1983#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis
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"Keep White Lily Cookie’s name… OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!"
"ARGH! WHY YOU LITTLE—!!!
….Oh, did I strike a nerve there?"
why did I do this
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla crk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#seriously like what possessed me at 11PM to make this bruh#will smith#chris rock#will smith slaps chris rock
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I love the way you draw that damn cop 🤤
I'm so happy you guys like my doodles of Coyle! Only scarin me a lil XD here, have a funny featuring my friend and I:
"works every time~"
#Seriously tho that picture of him without glasses slaps#outlast trials#benis's doodles#benis's art#outlast coyle#outlast franco#my art#having way too much fun#baby bitch with the sensitive eyes#put your glasses back on#voices in the walls
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Little PSA
#no#seriously#its none of my business what kind of art other people make#and I am not going to hunt you for sport or harass or police or block you for whatever you like to do#this goes for tcest#proship stuff#whatever other labels you guys have??#I dont know them all but seriously. I dont care#long as you guys tag your stuff properly and dont interpret my stuff as something it is not then by all means enjoy yourself#and kudos to you for being brave enough to share your individual and unique stories#if you unfollow me and slap a label on me or whatever after this post#by all means go for it#but then can you return back to twitter please?#anyways enjoy the fma meme redraw
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why are you looking at another woman's thighs viviana? why are you looking at her incredibly dexterous hands? and her beautiful smile and shining eyes? while dreamy as hell music plays? do you have something you want to tell us
#arknights#arknights spoilers#WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING SO MUCH VIVIANA#THINKING EMOJI#SERIOUSLY. my god#n e way this slapped
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Kara knew something was wrong from Lena’s heartbeat. That alone, the barely detectable change in rhythm and tempo, was enough, but her breathing was erratic and as Kara drew nearer, drifting through the afternoon air, she could hear the soft sobs.
A bad feeling had come over Kara. Things had been quiet between the two of them ever since the wedding; there had been a strange tension between them on that happy day and Kara couldn’t say why
(she knew what she wanted it to be but didn’t dare hope)
and with Alex and Kelly away on their honeymoon, Kara had mostly been on her own. Nia was spending most of her free time with Brainy and Kara sensed a proposal coming, and she was busy preparing for her public interview with Cat Grant. She was going to rip the bandages off and reveal her identity. There was a great deal of work involved, and Kara had spent a lot of time fretting over the details, and in the back of her head she was worried about the ramifications of years spent reporting on Supergirl and using “her” as a source. It was a massive ethical dilemma, and thought it always made sense at the time…
Right now all that mattered was the heartbeat. Kara had been giving Lena the space she sensed she needed, but Jess had called Kara from the Foundation and told her that Lena hadn’t come to work in three days, and no one had heard from her. It was uncharacteristic of someone who ran her life with almost military precision. Kara had even asked Alex to text Lena, but they’d gotten the same single word replies.
Kara pulled in a big breath, feeling her stomach churn as she lighted on the balcony and slid open the door, knowing it would be unlocked. She wished Lena would stop doing that, but also felt a little tilt in her chest from knowing Lena hadn’t locked her out.
She was on the sofa, curled up on her side and asleep. She’d probably had the same pajamas on for two days and there were empty bottles of wine in a neat row on the table in front of her. Her eyes were puffy from crying and her cheeks a little raw. Kara felt an instant pang and reached for her, before stopping to deactivate her suit.
Kneeling next to the sofa, Kara touched her fingers to Lena’s shoulders. Lena woke instantly with a start, head jolting up as she sucked in a reedy breath and her heart raced explosively, sending a shock of terror up Kara’s spine.
“Oh fuck,” Lena blurted, kicking out her legs as she bolted upright. “Oh God, Kara what…”
“Hey,” Kara said softly. “I was… I’m sorry. Are you okay? I came in through the balcony. I didn’t mean to scare you.”
Lena’s chest heaved as she gasped for breath, staring at Kara with watery eyes. “Are you real?”
“What? Yes, of course I’m real.”
“I must have been dreaming. It was a dream. Just a dream. I was dreaming,” Lena muttered.
Kara rose from her knees and sat down on the couch.
“Come here.”
Lena almost crashed into her, wrapping her arms tightly around Kara and squeezing hard. She smoothed her fingers over the soft dark waves of Lena’s hair and pulled her in as she began to sob into Kara’s shoulder.
“I dreamed he killed you,” Lena choked out. “He came back again and he killed you and I couldn’t stop it. It felt so real.”
“I’m fine. I’m right here.”
Lena continued to sob, her entire body shaking with the force of it. Kara wrapped her in a fierce hug, trembling as she did.
“Every time I close my eyes he’s there, and when I’m awake all I can think about is that I killed my brother.”
“That didn’t happen in this timeline.”
Lena choked out an angry, frustrated sob. “It happened for me. I aimed a gun at my own brother’s chest and I pulled the trigger. And he came back! He came back and he almost killed you two or three fucking times, I can’t count.”
“He’s gone. He’s not coming back.”
“You can’t just say that!” Lena screamed into Kara’s throat.
Stunned, Kara softened her grip on Lena, only for Lena to pull her in harder, like she was trying to climb inside her.
“Why can’t I stop mourning him? He ruined my life. He was the person I trusted most and he turned out to be a monster. He used me my whole life and my emotions were just a game to him. He tried to to kill the woman I… tortured you, took you away for months and I thought I’d never see you again. I just wanted to tell you how sorry I was and how much…”
Lena cut herself off with a sob.
“I know it’s not the same,” Kara murmured, “but when I was a little girl I worshipped my father. I wanted to grow up like him and do what he did. I was going to be a scientist too.”
“You’d have been a good one.”
Kara shook her head. “My father was responsible for the Medusa virus. A bioweapon designed to eradicate non-Kryptonian life. A weapon of genocide.”
Lena shuddered.
Kara swallowed, hard.
“My world wasn’t a paradise. It felt that way because it was simple for me. There wasn’t all the pain of learning alien ways and an alien language and controlling superpowers and everything else. My father taught and protected me and my mom maintained order. But it was wasn’t a paradise. My people were… Krypton was… I think in a lot of worlds out there, we were the bad guys. Okay, the Daxamites were slavers, but on Krypton people were born into the labor guild and did menial jobs their whole lives, while people like me were born into privilege. Is that much better?”
“I don’t understand.”
“I don’t judge you for mourning Lex, Lena. He was your protector and your friend, and it was real to you. If there’s anything I hate him for, it’s hurting you.” Kara swallowed. “The one thing I can’t abide is anyone hurting you. I’ll break all my rules to keep you safe.”
Lena’s breathing eased and Kara could feel her relax.
“I’ve been avoiding you.”
“I figured you needed space. I wasn’t sure why but I trusted you to tell me if you need to.”
There was a long, heavy pause, and then Lena said.
“Kara, I can’t do this. I can’t share you.”
“Share me?”
“When you reveal your identity,” Lena pulled back, “you’re going to be the most famous person in the word. Everyone is going to be all over you. The press, politicians, everybody, and everyone who has a grudge against you or your cousin is going to know exactly where to find you, all the time.”
“I’ll keep you safe, no one will…”
“I didn’t say anything about me. You, Kara. What about you?”
“I’m Supergirl. I’ll be fine.”
“And what about me?” said Lena.
“I told you…”
“No. What about me when I have to watch you getting beaten to a pulp by another alien? What about me when you’re in a coma on the sun bed? What about me when I see on the news that a bomb went off in your apartment and I have to wonder if it was laced with Kryptonite shrapnel? I’m not worried about people coming after me. I’m a billionaire with magic powers. I could put on a goofy costume and join the club if I wanted. I’ve already lost you so many times and I can’t do it again.”
Stunned, Kara sat with her eyes wide, not sure when exactly she’d lifted Lena into her lap.
“It’s so selfish of me,” Lena went on. “You don’t belong to me. I don’t get to make demands of you. But don’t want you to out yourself. I don’t want to lose you again. As soon as you do this you’re going to be hounded by the whole world and they’ll claw you away from me again.”
Kara’s own heart raced now, hammering in her chest. Lena sounded so desperate and so sure, clinging to a Kara like she might disappear.
“I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay. It’s your choice and I have to respect it. It’s okay,” she was clearly telling herself.
“No,” Kara choked out, “no it’s not. I can’t believe how stupid I’ve been.”
“Kara,” said Lena.
“No. I have been. I can’t believe I said what I said to you at the wedding, about not being my authentic self. To you, of all people.”
Lena swallowed hard. Kara drew back and looked at her, really looked at her, drinking in the soft beauty of her eyes as she swept back a tear with a brush of her thumb. Lena’s eyes were huge, her lips trembling, and Kara felt an almost painful pang of sorrow and regret and a powerful stirring, long thrust down and buried and now clawing its way forth as Lena stared back, the deep sadness and loss in her own eyes tinged by a hint of forlorn hope.
“I can’t believe that I can see through walls and I’m so blind.”
“Kara?” Lena whispered.
“I’m calling it off. I’ll keep my secret.”
“You don’t have to do that just to please me.”
“I don’t need them. I need you. I’m yours, if you’ll have me.”
Lena’s heart raced so fast that Kara briefly thought she might have to fly her to the hospital. Instinctively, she slipped one arm under her knees and the other around her shoulders and stood, lifting Lena as if she weighed nothing.
Eyes wide, Lena bit her lip.
“What do you mean?”
“What do you mean when you say you’re mine? I need you to say it, Kara. I was too scared at the wedding. I can’t do this. I need you to.”
Oh.
Kara shifted her Lena’s weight in her arms, bring them closer together. She’d danced this dance before; she thought of the day she came back from the Phantom Zone, when she held Lena in her arms and felt the sun again and she almost did it, she almost just fucking did it…
And she did it.
She kissed Lena, already ready to sputter an apology and find a way out of this, but her words were lost when Lena’s soft lips met hers and Lena was ready to devour her, happily rocketing past chaste first kiss as she grabbed Kara with both hands and pulled her in.
Kara’s stomach flipped. She didn’t know what to do. She’d been kissed, she thought she’d been intimate, but she could see now that those things had been mere stimulation and nothing more. Something soared inside her as she had soared in the sky the very first time she flew. Joy unbridled swelled in her chest and she could feel Lena laughing exultantly into her mouth and even as tears mingled on her cheeks.
She wanted this. She wanted this. It was right here all along.
“Kara,” Lena whispered. “I…”
“Should I put you down?”
“On the bed.”
#supercorp#supergirl fanfiction#supergirl#supercorp fanfic#lena luthor#kara danvers#kara x lena#karlena#supergirl fanfic#ficlet#love confession#first kiss#first supercorp kiss#yet another first kiss#I swear to god Kara telling Lena of all people that she can’t fully connect to someone is a slap in the face to both characters#we don’t do canon we do it better#Kara revealing her identity sucks I will die on this hill#sad lena luthor#girl has so much trauma#the sex will help#so much sex#seriously Kara take it easy on her
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So yesterday was Spotify Wrapped, and that’s pretty cool. You know what else is pretty cool?
That’s right! Tomorrow is Bandcamp Friday, the day that Bandcamp waives its revenue share to put even more money directly into the pockets of your favorite artists. When you buy music from Bandcamp on Bandcamp Fridays, 93% of the money you spend goes to the artist/label (on average). This means that tomorrow is a really great day to look at your Spotify Wrapped top 100 playlist and ask yourself if there’s any artists there you need to throw a little cash to. Me personally, I’m thinking of getting into some more Ginger Root. But whoever your faves are, whatever your genre personality, whichever -core suits you the best, remember:
Because as useful as Spotify is for us as the listeners, the fact remains that artists don’t get shit.
#spotify wrapped#spotify wrapped 2022#bandcamp friday#and if you want cool graphics to brag about all your sweet buys that's what glitter text generators are for#seriously though get into ginger root he's a diy icon and everything he does slaps#he has christmas songs and i actually want to listen to them#i work retail i hate christmas songs#for him we make exceptions
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Chen Yi & Ai Di + the respect they command leading Yiyun Meng: North Hall
Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)
#kiseki: dear to me#kisekiedit#kdtm#kiseki dear to me#ai di x chen yi#chen yi x ai di#nat chen#chen bowen#louis chiang#chiang tien#jiang dian#uservid#userspring#pdribs#userjjessi#userspicy#userrain#*cajedit#*gif#*slaps the roof of my head* this guy can fit so many compilation sets in him#xiao jie best boy award#the last gif when he sees ai di for the first time in four years and hes wiggling his shoulders and smiling so big: CUUUUUUTE#anyway they are loved. also feared but mostly loved#they're respected!!#they follow chen yi into fights without hesitation!#one glare can quell them. one shout. his lead is always followed#sometimes ai di will beat them up so they gotta try hard not to fuck up#but they still love him because he's ai di and he does it because he cares about them. in his own fucked up way#their people take them seriously respect the decisions they make and follow without comment or complaint but with DEVOTED LOYALTY#on this note. give me more gang dynamics or give me death
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Me: Oh nice, a video on how BookTok can encourage overconsumerism, don't mind if I....
Youtube Recommendations: "The BookTok girlies are porn addicts who can't think about anything but S3X when they should be reading Real Literature and this is ruining their brains because they're too dumb to tell fantasy from reality!"
Me: *groans in I've heard this before*
#booktok#seriously why are there so many videos on how reading spicy romances is a bad thing now#face your inner puritan and slap him in the face
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For Dru (@fortheloveofaussiegrit), thank you for completely and utterly brainrotting me with this moment 🙏
#HEHEHEHE SOO HAPPY WITH THIS AAAAAHHHHHH#hope you like it dru <3#originally i was just going to draw oscar with the plushie#but then im like wait....mark is the type to proudly take pics of him(that clip of him taking pics of oscar)#but seriously that clip literally fucking murdered me#like it starts off with him randomly being all cutesy like#'oscar was tucked into bed 🥰 with his teddy 🥰🥰 which is a kangaroo actually! 🥰🥰'#which like murdered me on the spot. was literally just slapping my chair at that#and then the rest of the clip praising him and then comparing at the end#THANK YOU MARK FOR THAT. I GUESS.#just like. he hears party and champagne and his first thought is oscar cozy in bed...okay 🤔🤭#two theories(i said this to dru already):#A. he is telling the truth. i mean cmon came up with that one so quickly!#B. they had a private party to celebate oscar's win-*I am forcibly dragged away*#but jokes aside. so funny for mark to just headcanon on broadcast#f1#formula 1#mark webber#oscar piastri#2023 qatar gp#oscarmark#i dont know if ive actually ever seen any oscarmark fanart before? interesting#catie.art.
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my James Bond Gets Tortured fancam :)
#hi bond fandom lol#james bond#I am like genuinely sorry for including the cock and ball torture scene since it's like the only seriously brutal torture scene but also I#felt like I had to include it because it is like THEE one seriously brutal torture scene you know? lol#the vibe shift though it's like: hehe he's getting slapped arounddd hehe he fell overrrr GENITAL MUTILATION omgg he felll haha#hannah is talking#fuck it let’s tag all of these movies lol#casino royale#dr no#goldfinger#goldeneye#live and let die#die another day#license to kill#the living daylights#the spy who loved me#on her majesty's secret service#the world is not enough#never say never again
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