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(Curse you Gege)

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I know who you pretend I am (redraw)

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Also I talk a lot about how embarrassing it is to be in angry love with Wei Wuxian, but when they first have to recite the Wen laws, and he activities little shit mode to be like “I’ll read the Wen laws :)” and then recites the precepts of the Lan Clan—if I was Lan Wangji coming fresh off my clan’s recent massacre, I’d also be so so so in love with him. That’s sexy and deeply romantic on both a personal and a geopolitical level. That’s the best kind of complex and sexy. I’m actually insane about this relationship. We say this a lot on this ole website but biting and biting and ripping and tearing for real, dude, for real.

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i know that binghe being extremely jealous isn’t “normal” or “sane” but i’m honestly on his side here. like his concerns that sqq will be stolen from him are pretty rational. i really think that almost every scum villain character, in the event that sqq would want to papapa with them, would agree almost immediately. sqq is the xianxia equivalent of helen of troy.

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okay so I've got this headcanon for a while about Sheep era where Shirase and Chuuya kept trying miscellaneous insane things to test out his powers. Shirase launching random trash like cans and empty bottles at Chuuya like "come on bro! if you want to kick bullets in midair you gotta start bigger!" Basically like a batting cage but with litter.

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Baby murder Seven was a efficient if nothing else. He was told "You would have won with a better sword" and jumps straight to "What is the strongest sword" and then fucking actually gets it. Wild.

Not to mention "I only kill targets".

little man took no bullshit. he said the fastest way from point a to b is a straight line. If he was playing botw he'd go straight to Ganon and fucking win.

21 y/o Seven would fuck around in side quests until he finally put the game down halfway through the castle and never picked it pack up lmao.

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Critical part of of post-amnesia Seven is how he is completely, utterly uncool. The dumb round head. The dumb little topknot. His skinny little chicken legs sticking out from his shorts. The dumb hairdresser/food cart operator job. The dumb beach bum drawl. Pre-amnesia Seven talks like a dark and tragic hero (because he is one) and he's so cool that you forget he's a kid. But everything about post-amnesia Seven is calculated to remind you that he is 15, and stupid

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Seven's date with Thirteen is THE funniest bit in this entire show. The practicing. The ridiculous outfit. The cd player for background music. Her dumbfounded expression the whole time. If the most pathetic guy I ever saw moonwalked out from behind a tree to say "hi... fancy meeting you here" while bleeding out from a stab wound I'd date him in an instant

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Visual diagram of my impulsive thoughts every time I saw Blue Phoenix

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Because I made a deal with that old woman.

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It's almost canon seven was just fucking raised by wolves or something.

In season 2 episode 8 it is heavily implied he was never taught martial arts. he "fights like a wild beast".

He's also really fucking stupid. Like never got any schooling stupid, never taught common sense stupid, AND socially stupid. He's despite this shown to pick up techniques and things visually very quickly. If it comes out he was raised in the woods by a fucking bear I would not be surprised. And not even a talking bear just a bear.

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i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

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Shen Qingqiu: [about Yang Yixuan] Ooh you should keep this one

Liu Qingge: No

Shen Qingqiu: But Liu-shidi deserves a disciple of his very own!

Liu Qingge: I don’t need—

Shen Qingqiu:

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bsd + the onion local column (the flashy sequel)

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straightest bsd interaction

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'Shut up or I'll shoot you again for real'

Mersault was a roller coaster of feelings, guys

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Something old from the archive