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you guys want another m/m love story between a creature made by god and a regular human a la destiel? well let me introduce you to. the epic of gilgamesh

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i hope shein gets shut down i hope ai projects get shut down i hope billionaires go bankrupt i hope public transportation expands fast i am so tired of the world’s bs

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Awful ideas for DashCon 3

- Goncharov movie screening

- Superhell VR simulator

- Tumblr sexyman drag show

- Fanfic reading open mic

- An actual crab rave

- Spider eating contest, hosted by Georg

- Ea-Nasir's gift shop

- Ball pit*

*may contain piss

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sex is fine but have you ever thought about all the ways you’d rewrite a flawed piece of media that shaped your life and holds a special place in your heart despite its unfulfilled potential

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variations on "feel old yet" meme:

lying (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 36 years ago

lying (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 7 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 900 years ago

lying by a ridiculous amount (undershooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 15 minutes ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 118 years ago

real date of event no one reading was alive for or cares about: feel old yet? prince frederick henry died 395 years ago

event no one reading was alive for and also lying: feel old yet? the great san francisco earthquake happened 4 years ago

event that did not happen: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 48 years ago

event that did not happen and even if it did this would be a lie: feel old yet? brian mulroney was assassinated 197 years ago

real date of event on a cosmological scale: feel old yet? the sun was formed 4,600,000,000 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (undershooting): feel old yet? the sun was formed 12 years ago

lying on a cosmological scale (overshooting): feel old yet? the first episode of spongebob aired 12,000,000,000 years ago

real date of a personal anecdote that only you know or card about: feel old yet? i made a really good stir fry 5 years ago

reversal: feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 3 years

reversal on a cosmological scale: feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about event): feel young yet? the first episode of spongebob will air in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, overshooting): feel young yet? frozen 3 is coming out in 8,000,000,000 years

reversal (lying about time, undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 3 years

reversal (lying about time, really undershooting): feel young yet? the sun will collapse in 12 minutes

real date of a recurring event that wasn't very long ago: feel old yet? halloween was 13 days ago

lying about recurring event: feel old yet? halloween was 10,000 years ago

reversal of recurring event: feel young yet? thursday is tomorrow

reversal of personal anecdote: feel young yet? my laundry is done in 52 minutes

real(?) date of a nonspecific event: feel old yet? something happened 2 years ago

lying about the reader (undershooting): feel old yet? you were born 5 years ago

lying about the reader (overshooting): feel old yet? you were born 650 years ago

making a reasonable guess about the reader: feel old yet? you were born 22 years ago

technically telling the truth about the reader: feel old yet? you were born between 0 and 120 years ago

threatening the reader: feel young yet? you will die in 7 days

non sequitur: feel old yet? half of all chameleon species on earth live in madagascar

non sequitur (lying): feel old yet? chameleons are immune to fire

lying on several levels: feel old yet? chameleons were invented 36 years ago

self-reference: feel old yet? i started writing this post 40 minutes ago

giving up: feel old yyet?th e emmenkr,tn dbw a 8 gn m hk\

i can't finish the joke someone else come up with a punchline: feel old yet?

declarative statement: you feel old.

subversive declarative statement: time isn't even real.

reference another meme: feel old yet? yeah. this is the beach that makes you old.

reference another meme specifically about injecting non sequiturs into long posts: feel old yet? the glue that lets you walk up and down anything was invented 36 years ago

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I would urge everyone to take a break from major social media coverage of the election every so often. You owe it to yourself not to doom spiral. Yes, it is bad. But it’s not over for us. Queer people have always endured and we will continue to do so. You still have communities that love you and want you here. Check in with the people who support you in your life, rest, do what makes you happy. It sounds corny, but this isn’t an expression of “just pretend it’s not happening!” I think it’s important not to let them completely demoralize you. You are still wanted here.

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You know, as pissed off and disappointed as I am, I just gotta accept it. Despite my previous reblog I gotta keep in mind that pointing fingers isn't going to benefit anyone in this current situation. Kamala fucked up, probably. America is more right wing overall. People that should've voted chose not to. Multiple things can be true at the same time, what matters now is how we deal with this going forward. We gotta keep fighting somehow. I don't know how, but somehow. All I know is that we gotta find a way to prepare for whatever comes next.

At the end of the day, in fighting and playing the blame game is only going to benefit one group of people, and it's not the group that you want to benefit.

Life fucking sucks right now - it's true. But it's sucked before and guess what? Things turned around because of people holding out hope and caring for each other. And honestly? Love and hope are what we need more than ever, completely irregardless of how we feel.

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im so heartbroken its actually ridiculous. i’ve had so many conversations with friends today telling me how scare they are at what the future might be like after today, my friends are all terrified to lose their basic human rights based on their gender or sexuality, my friends are all terrified to lose a loved one because of anti immigration laws. i am too.

our lives can become harder but we will always have each other regardless of who wins. and we must not forget that. our local communities are driven by change, we must always help each other and have each others back. specially in times like this when the future is so scary and uncertain. we must stay strong, we will survive.

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I have to say it, white american women are some of the most feckless people on the planet. It’s a crying shame that Black and Native women have to live alongside you. That women and people of the global majority have their lives in your hands.

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this'll be my last post for the night. it looks bleak right now and it feels like the world might end and i do not blame you for feeling that way. i kind of feel like that too to be honest, but numbers are just numbers and land is just land. the results maps you're looking ar are not 100% accurate.

please please please just walk away from this. you'll wake up tomorrow and we'll all probably be crying, for good or bad reasons. i am begging you all to get away from the screen and sleep if you can because if you're starting to spiral then this is not good for you.

i sound like a broken record and i apologize but i repeat it because it's true: no matter how bleak it seems, no matter how badly this may or may not turn out, we can push through this. get some rest. wake up and keep living no matter what. i believe in you.

wake up and keep living. no. matter. what.

goodnight and good luck. sending my warmth out to all of you. <333

(psst have some more cat pics!!! you all really liked the other ones so here's some loafs to ease your mind. i'll see you all tomorrow.)

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this is heartbreaking. ive never been so scared for my and my friend’s safety. im so pissed off im so sad i just wanna punch everyone who didnt vote or voted third party these numbers are unreal. how can you throw our country in the hands of facists like its nothing. what a fucking joke

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hey ppl that vote third party: i hope u kys <3

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The Republican cities get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican cities get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican cities get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican cities get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

The Republican cities get counted first. This isn't indicative of the winner.

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pissed off at the fact people would rather ‘vote with their concience’ without taking into account all thats at stake just cuz they wanna feel superior. you knew your third party vote was not gonna make a difference yet you still casted it KNOWINGLY. i will never fucking forgive this self-actualizating, ‘morally correct’, individualistic attitude. fuck you and your morals.

If you voted third party I’m going to kill you. Fuck your conscience, you would let millions of women and lgbt people die in order to stay on your high horse. Well guess what? Your hands are already covered in blood and there will be more is trump wins

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I'm gonna throw up I hate this so much

just get it OVER with

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this is not looking good at all but we gotta keep our hopes up theres lots of uncounted states

can i say we're fucked yet /gen is there a chance this can turn around