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November 5th is coming

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im so normal about destiel. really, i am. its just that i cant stop thinking about how castiel, an angel of the lord, something that couldnt-shouldnt-be able to feel love, pain, or sorrow was able to feel all of it because of dean. cant stop thinking about how he threw literal millennias of being a primordial being of light for a human. i cant stop thinking about how, out of every version in every universe that chuck created, he was the only one to rebel. because of dean. and i definitely cannot stop thinking about how his happiest moment, his doom, was to just. tell dean he loved him. not even getting an i love you back, he was just happy with telling him. really, i am so normal. i think about this a normal amount, actually.

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they’re in love. they hate each other. they’ve spent eternity in psychological warfare with each other. they would follow each other across any timeline and to any universe. they can’t help but look at each other like a pair of abandoned puppies. they’re even divorced. I didn’t say their names but they popped into your head, didn’t they?

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Dumbasses realizing they are in love with each others after being sent halfway across the world for 2 years

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Canon vs fanon Sanji discourse is always funny to me because… girlie which fanon Sanji are you talking about? There’s so many! You’ve got:

Bisexualji: Basically canon Sanji except he’s bi. His women loving antics can range from no different from canon to a bit toned down. Usually low-key about his sexuality but otherwise normal about it.

Internalised homophobiaji: What the name says. Feelings have to get punched out of him (usually by Zoro). Can be annoying to read/write but the when done well it’s chef’s kiss (pun intended)

Slutji: Most featured in E-rated fics. The fact that he sleeps around (mostly with men) is sometimes used to make someone jealous (mostly Zoro). OOC but when it’s one of those every man on the Grand Line dicks down Sanji fics… it doesn’t really matter does it.

Frenchji: When Sanji is essentially turned into APH France - refined, high-class, has impeccable fashion and uses expensive cologne, wears a deep V blouse, long wavy hair is always preferred. Mostly seen in 40!Sanji fics.

Twinkji: The most common target of these “fanon Sanji ew” complaints but unless you’re on Wattpad he’s actually a rare occurrence? Identifiers are an exaggerated height difference with Zoro, skinny, completely gay, 2000s yaoi level of bottom. I have to say I’ve maybe come across this 1% of the time.

Whumpji: He’s traumatised, he’s depressed and anxious, he thinks no one loves him, he thinks he deserves to suffer. Vinsmokes are 11/10 the time involved. Luffy is sunshine incarnate in these.

Princeji: When he’s either in a royalty AU or never escaped Germa. Usually acts more “pure” than his canon version because Zeff didn’t raise him to be sassy and chivalrous. Maintains the 5-9 year old Sanji personality. Very cute. Even cuter when combined with rogue/knight Zoro.

Tsunji: This is just canon Sanji. The louder he screams at you the more he loves you. His love language is beating you up then leaving a plate of food next to your work station. Objectively the best Sanji.

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Every time i see blonde guy quotes I think of Zoro saying them about Sanji lmao

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utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

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the patient needs butches to live

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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

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dean winchester would hate cyber trucks i think he'd start hunting them

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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what if i started flailing around like those marionette soldiers in elden ring. would that be fucked up or what

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i’ve been thinking (bad)

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faggot fall is almost upon us! like and reblog if you want a faggot upon you