#serious rat is serious

[bthebeachboi]

Aight, at this point it's getting annoying. To the anon that has some wild problem with @emlovesstates and stays writing to people, at least stop being a pussy if you wanna be a troll, mate. C'mon, show us ur acc so we'll know who we can ban. Or, better, fuck off.

Or you're doing it for fun - which is fucked up. - or you're doing it because you believe you're right - which is also fucked up. No matter what, the problem you have with them doesn't even make sense in the first place.

"They rped with a minor" They arent a 50+ y/o pedo who groomed them, dude - they RP with Wttt characters for fun, and (As far as I know) stopped when they were asked to.

Rping with minors have been a thing and is a thing. I understand if it would be porn, but normal rping is,, not a big fucking deal. It's fucking mental to me that it could ever become a big deal in the first place.

It's just stupid to write to people a whole essay about something so meaningless just to hurt a person. What even are you gaining?

[qualityrain]

[wandixx]

Seriously chaotic fashion misadventures

I realized I posted a teaser and never really followed up on it, so here is some more of that

“Hey, Dami?”

Boy hadn’t looked up from the kittens he was bottle feeding but let out a hum indicating he listened.

“I'm thinking about trying out a more girlish style. Do you think it would suit me?”

Well, Damian had no idea but if Dani wished to give it a chance, then, well, the only proper reaction was to offer his aid.

*-*-*

“Father, I require access to your rouge gallery.”

Bruce almost choked on his breakfast when his youngest made this announcement.

Rouge gallery, as his children playfully called it, was vast collection of lipsticks, which he collected to uphold his Brucie persona. Famous playboy with head constantly in the clouds couldn’t not show up with discreet signs of scandal from time to time. And it couldn’t always be the same shade. Or scent when he choose more subtle approach and used one of his more feminine perfumes.

In all honesty, he enjoyed this.

But that��s not the point, point was that Damian wanted to use it and Bruce needed to know what disaster would fall upon him if he agreed.

“Mind telling me why, chum?”

Dick, who visited Manor for a weekend, barely stifled his laughter while Tim stared at his empty coffee mug like it personally betrayed him. Cass just wore her usual knowing and mischievous smile.

Damian shifted in his chair, hands clenching on butter knife. He was nervous and suddenly Bruce dreaded the answer he was about to hear.

“I don’t see how me sharing this information would change anything. It won’t be used to cause harm to anyone but it’s necessary in the extracurricular project I just started.”

“Dami, what project?” Dick asked, voice oozing with genuine curiosity and excitement. He was almost bouncing.

“I don’t want to disclose it.”

“Is this a hero or civilian type of deal?”

Damian didn’t look any of them in the eyes, both hands clenching on his seat as he kept shifting. Bruce narrowed his eyes. Was his youngest… flustered?

“Civilian”

“Alright, great” Dick swung back with single clap, almost tripping his chair over “I think B won’t have anything against you using his rouge gallery, will he?” Man knew his oldest son well enough to recognize his ‘don’t you dare to disagree’ tone. He was confused but there wasn’t any harm so he nodded with affirmative hum.

“Thank you, Father”

Boy practically inhaled rest of his food and rushed outside. Despite all his training and all his efforts, they clearly saw his excitement. Tim pinched himself and returned to staring at his mug.

“Cass, have you seen what I’ve seen or am I overreacting?” Dick asked, barely restraining his enthusiasm. Girl nodded eagerly, shoving more crumbs into her mouth. Young man cheered, throwing his hands up.

“What have I missed?” Tim mumbled, frowning a little.

“BABY BAT HAS A CRUSH!”

Cass nodded again with wide smile.

Oh.

Oh no.

Who were they? What did he know about them? Was Protocol 3r0s started? Did someone run a background check already? What could they do if they somehow hurt Damian? Was this person a risk to their identities? Oh gods, oh no.

He probably will have to do The Talk™.

He always dreaded having The Talk, with any of his kids. He felt The Talk with Damian would be even worse. Understandably so.

“Also sleep in at least three da-”

“Fuck off, dick.”

“Was this insult or-”

His children remained obvious to how much work it meant, cheering and sassing each other like they often did.

*-*-*

Damian did not know how it was possible but he lowered his guard enough to get caught.

"What are you doing?" Brown choked out after they stared at each other for a long moment.

"It does not concern you–"

"You're rummaging through my wardrobe, not many things concern me more and also, that's frickin creepy don't do it to anyone outside of the family"

She did have a point however he was not convinced it would be the correct approach if he shared his plan. Father's wards (even unofficial like Brown) tended to make assumptions and overreact based on these conjectures. Dani wasn't easy to scare off but he didn't want to check if his family would manage. They often did things thought to be impossible.

He tried to get away but the blonde stood fiercely in a door, leaving the window as the only way out. He wasn't this desperate. Yet.

Girl looked more and more angry at his silence. He had to give her some answers.

Now that he actually considered it, she could be a useful asset. She was far better versed in women's fashion and if he phrased it correctly, he wouldn't even need to bribe her. Question was, how should he phrase it?

"I have an acquaintance- I have a friend," he corrected himself "from the animal shelter I volunteer at. She mentioned wanting to try out more 'girlish style' and asked for my opinion. I wanted to see if you had any clothes that would fit her. She is smaller than me so I thought that whatever I take, it wouldn't be missed." 

Brown grinned with an unsettling gleam in her eyes. He suddenly regretted opening his mouth if not coming to this room in the first place. 

"Say no more, I have a plan Demon Child"

[crepusculum-rattus]

GAPPLE GANG😤🤟

[utilitycaster]

one more thing (started to put this on the previous post but realized it applies to CR too) but between CR and D20 discourse, why are so many people surprised when US-based actual play shows are coming out with the message of "being angry and resentful and using your pain as an excuse makes you prone to radicalization into a violent cult with little regard for the lives of others, and that is not good of you" and what does it say about them that they keep trying to argue against this.

[dykesevika]

​if I see my big beautiful robot arm lesbian girlkissing dyke shipped with a scrawny ass sewer rat of a man one more time, I’m gonna lose it 😭

Men DNI

[mobetter11]

My new personal trainer, Violet Brandani

[stripysockxx]

Redraw of this Miku Springtrap collab from last year

I remember displaying my Miku and Springtrap figures together and had the BANGER of an idea to draw them together. Now that I’m fixating on fnaf again I had to redraw it cause the execution was not it…

Original Drawing

BONUS CUTESY PATOOTSIE SPRINGTRAP FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REGRETTABLY KEPT READING

idk why he’s so huge help

[tinycowboyart]

More Veos sketches (they are very rough dw about it)!!! I’m getting attached

[soulfullives]

sirius was the first one of the marauders to complete his animagus transformation (about a week or so before james) and they saw he was a big, scary, shaggy black dog. he lounged around in the dorm transformed into a dog, chased his tail, was thrown sticks by his mates and pulled james’ pyjama pants off with his teeth. they all thought that the rest of them (j&p) would be just as cool. only then james turned into a fucking stag and sirius starts calling him bambi and he can barely walk and peter’s laughing at him. (“oh, you’re a deer!”) until he turns into a fucking rat.

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN | ATE CONCEPT PICS

[silly-fly-media]

MegaMan Zero 2 Intro be like

[lyranix1201]

🗣👇MAN LOVER

(That's it. I don't have anything else to say.)

(I'm not ignoring the misogynistic comment that he made)

[ratgrinders]

Literally so bored at work what’s your absolutely most insane take about each ratgrinder

*cracks knuckles* alright here we go >: )

Kipperlilly - In middle school Kipperlilly got into a lot of internet arguments and when someone pissed her off enough she would stalk through their blog for minor terms of service violations and then mass report them using her alt accounts. She's embarrassed of that behavior now, if only because she's got WAY more important things to care about now (1. stalking the bad kids 2. resurrecting a rage god (in that order)).

Ruben - Ruben only recently came into a lot of cash with his band taking off and doesn't know how to manage his money, and recently had to be stopped from purchasing an expensive car with a custom license plate that says "DTHL0VR" (Death Lover). He doesn't know how to drive.

Buddy - Buddy regularly gets "Spooky Helioic Hell Dreams" where terrifying popcorn demons chase after him and condemn him for his sins. His most recent one was about the time he lied about only having one slice of casserole at the family potluck when actually had two. (Has anyone else watched the Book of Mormon).

Mary Ann - Mary Ann did not show up to a single Owlbear practice past tryouts. She only showed up to beat up Gorgug, then peaced out. At least some portion of her saying things that piss off Gorgug are entirely intentional.

Oisin - I think his family enrolled him in secret classes at Aguefort that are basically "Evil 101". "How to steal candy from a baby owlbear". "Evil lairs and you". He gets all As. His family is so proud of him joining the family business. (Aguefort himself knows about these classes of course but he's so zoinked out of his gourd half the time he doesn't give a shit.)

Ivy - Ivy is actually a nickname. It's short for Ivinthariandriel. She actually went by the full name for a very long time and Insisted that people sound out every syllable and would insult their intelligence if they didn't.

Lucy - Lucy loves swimming but, being a frost genasi, is a bit oblivious to how much cold temperature her friends can actually take. She once suggested going swimming in the dead of winter when parts of the lake were frozen over and her friends were like "are you insane???"

[anonniemousefics]

When I say “Shadow and Bone is my comfort show,” I don’t think you understand what I mean. You see, I work from home. I have access to multiple TVs. And I keep a list of names of the people who have wronged me. And for every name on my list, I let Shadow and Bone Season 2 play in the background from start to finish. You better believe that every time I see a negative review, I will add another name to my list.

You got something to say about my fucking weird little show? Go on. Say it. *Say it.* I won’t stop until we have 12 more years of this insanity. This show ends when I say it ends.

[sunsetcorvid]

great god grove spoilers yadda yadda

kinda fucked up im basically this guy if he went to therapy instead of his mental illness gripping and festering until the apocalypse almost happened