#no man can handle all of that
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if I see my big beautiful robot arm lesbian girlkissing dyke shipped with a scrawny ass sewer rat of a man one more time, I’m gonna lose it 😭
Men DNI
#do NOT follow me if you ship her with men#‘it’s not that serious’ my mentally ill brain says otherwise#especially if it’s that dead rat jinx exterminated#no man can handle all of that
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Love that Oppenheimer is a deeply disturbing horror movie about a man forced to accept that he is, in a person, the representative manifestation of mankind’s evil in committing one of the greatest horrors of human history - LITERALLY acting as the modern Prometheus, tormented by his sins for the remainder of time. Knowing that he will never be pitied and his actions will forever be utterly unforgivable because the blood of genocide and the potential of total human annihilation will eternally drip from his hands.
But also the simultaneous indictment by the film that to blame a single person for the Manhattan Project is to refuse to accept your own capacity for great evil if the ends ever seem to justify the means, and the culpability of every member of a species that lets itself create something so unspeakably terrible.
Hate that twitter’s take on such a nuanced and brilliantly handled examination of those issues is “movie bad because protagonist not evil enough.”
#what’s that quote about the problem with othering the enemy in media is that we can no longer see our own reflection in their eyes#oppenheimer’s motivations WERE sympathetic that’s the POINT#we SHOULD feel uncomfortable with our sympathy for him - the film goes out of its way to make us feel uncomfortable about it#we should be uncomfortable with the fact that we might have made the same decisions as him in his place#yes he’s evil but his evilness represents the evil that we might all accept in ourselves#twitter simply cannot handle nuanced takes on things ig (tumblr does though - the posts on here have been surprisingly excellent)#oppenheimer#(tldr - look if you walk out of Oppenheimer thinking it somehow celebrates the man then you may need to retake 9th grade Literature srry)#films
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What If Jayce saw a terrible future where the Machine Herald goes dark, and so he decides killing Viktor is the only way to solve this, only for Singed to bring Viktor back, causing Viktor to rid himself of his humanity and CAUSING the future Jayce saw rather than avoiding it!
Do you get what I’m saying, the most doomed yaoi of all fucking time!
#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#viktor#viktor arcane#machine herald viktor#machine herald#the machine herald#jayce arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#jayvik breakup 2024#DONT INSULT MY MAN JAYCE#y’all just can’t handle doomed yaoi like I can#in fact#make all the ships try and kill each other again
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‘wow dr minyard how are you so calm and patient even with the insane ones?’
‘i’ve had practice.’
#impressive amount of skill juggling premed with andrew and a murder case and neil fucking josten and kevin mf day and the mafia and#this man has the patience of a fucking saint#patients will tell him the most unhinged disturbing questionable things and he’d go damn u should my brother’s man#stitched up a shot man in the middle of the hospital waiting are because it was urgent and he’d done it twice before w neil#handled alcoholism with such professionalism you’d think he worked in a rehab center (he helped kevin w his addiction)#i’d love to see the cases he can handle with unnatural ease just because of the insane fucking college experience he acquired#i’d write something surrounding this but i can’t write and i don’t have enough med knowledge#i love aaron minyard btw in case you couldn’t tell#aaron minyard#the foxhole court#all for the game#aftg#neil josten#kevin day#tfc#andrew minyard#twinyards#blue's bs
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I am once again imploring people to stop claiming that the companions and factions needed to be sanded down compared to previous games because otherwise there would have been Discourse. I am imploring you to stop thinking that any world (real or fictional) needs to be smoothed down and made simple to make others comfortable. I am asking you to think about what that implies when the 'softening' relates to things like characters cultural heritage, systematic oppression they've experienced, their trauma or even their anger. Demand better from your stories; do NOT fall into the trap of thinking that fan Discourse and Bad Reactions should be avoided at all costs. This is Not something we want to be encouraging or a direction we want all our mainstream media to head in.
#dragon age#datv#i feel VERY strongly about this#this idea that certain fans couldnt handle viv or fenris or anders or morrigan or sera#and thus no companion should ever be complex#or have complex decisions#or have conflict#or have anything objectivable about them#idk man it just reeks of our current political climate to me on top of just leading to shitty writing#like on the one hand all main stream media seems to be doing this to get the most amount of profit#disney a big example#but on top of that#the idea that everyone has to be an easy pill to swallow#with no real cultural baggage beyond what HR can note down#no real anger#it is. hm. yeah
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Fuck I just have to write a fic about Emmrich noticing Rooks hidden injuries now
#Its so sweet that his favourite color is lilac and i happened to have made her eyes purple#anyways adore this dapper man#im romancing taash next (harding is low key making me jealous but i just know theyll be good for each other when taash finally tells her)#or shit lucanis i was so close to swaying towards him but emmrich is so sweet im just scared hell turn into a lich but i wanna support him#ahh so excited to see how things go from here!#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#emmich romance#emmrich volkarin#emmrich romance spoilers#im playing on low graphics because thats all my poor gaming laptop can handle but i wouldnt even know and i dont care it looks so good#i liked neve but hardened her maybe ill see what happens when lucanis gets hardened instead (hehe) but poor spite...
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I love imagining the character progression for dadmare as he gets more henchmen, like
Nightmare, after taking his first mortal: Why does this thing continually lose consciousness when I require it to work. Perhaps I should replace it... but it is loyal and an efficient killer, I suppose I will keep it a tad longer
Nightmare, having taken in several skeletons: Killer can't be left alone or he becomes destructive, it's best to keep him with Cross as he also keeps Cross busy which is good for him. Dust doesn't like to be left alone with Killer because they fight so keep an eye on them. Horror and Dust keep each other calm, they can be left together, but you must make sure food isn't scarce or Horror becomes anxious. Cross can be reactive when it comes to authority and he needs assurances that he's not in trouble, you must make a point of praising him when you can. Dust can't be left alone for too long or his mental health will plummet, you must drag him out from his hiding places every so often to ensure he doesn't spiral-
#UTDR#UTMV#Dadmare#I just love imagining the comedically huge difference in this man#From ''I suppose using a mortal to help outnumber my brother will do. If it dies I can simply replace it''#To ''If anything happens to any of my boys I'll kill everyone in the multiverse and then myself''#I'm also imagining he's like listing all this out to Dream before he goes away for a weekend for something#Maybe to load up on negativity since his boys are very happy these days#And Dream's head is spinning like wha??? HUH????#Dream only has two hands he needs the whole stars and maybe some extras to handle all this
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Peeped the horrors
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-qing#xue yang#A-qing went 'there are horrors he is committing and I am going to peep them' and then faced horrors that she could not fathom#The fact she sees the evidence first hand but it genuinely is too much to handle is a lovely tragedy that betrays her youth#It is interesting that she clearly does have more knowledge than the lay person about cultivators and night hunts (possibly from xxc?)#she does mentally call out xue yang for using the right terminology (betraying his 'no one important' façade)#but corpse poisoning is...well....probably not something she could have known about#so instead she has to encounter this horrible and suspicious event and justify it to keep herself sane#Ah....that's not going into the really interesting ambiguity of xue yangs targets#the people he kills specifically slandered *all three of them*#Was it just for himself? Was there a sense of protectiveness over his two blind companions?#I don't want an answer. I love that it is ambiguous#And oh man. having the noble XXC do the killing is so deviously evil. What a loaded chekov's gun.#you know xxc is gonna have a breakdown over it *when* he finds out. Its all a matter of timing#ok ok funny tag time#I think little apple and xy should meet up so they can swap arson tips. Truly the power team nobody wants. Not even them.#they would fight to the death and little apple would *win*#EDIT: HAPPY BIRTHDAY XUE YANG
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hero thats on her way to kill every single villain on earth most powerful villain thats scared shitless because he knows he'll be next one day
#she said#jail is not an option!#im sick of all your shit!#the poor guy is just a cartoon villain#all you need to do is send him to jail and scold him#he can't handle the stress of murder#he had to hear the news of every single villain getting killed one by one#knowing that she would eventually find him#poor kitty meow meow#sorry#i know he's a grown man#actually you know what ...#he's my character#i can say whatever i want about him!!
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But Endeavor, whose only been a perfunctory fucker now eating pussy, your pussy, for the first time and he just does the messiest job of it. Just down there exploring every fold with his fat fingers- hearts in his eyes and juice in his chin
ANON... 🥴🥴🥴 please you are so right all he knows is breeding... (RIP don't look at me) he's gotta learn how to eat someone out sometime...
Endeavor x gn!reader (w vagina) cw: messy messy oral, fingering (thick fingers...), rough, overstim, reader squirts pet names: baby
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"Higher- ah!" Your sharp moan told him that he found the right spot, his tongue flicking your clit. He was clumsy and awkward, like he didn't quite know how to move his mouth now that he'd found your sweet spot. Your fingers slid into his hair as his lips wrapped around your bundle of nerves.
You briefly looked at him, seeing his piercing blue eyes gazing back at you. There was a dusting of pink on his cheeks, uncertainty seeping onto his features. You wanted to tell him how adorable it was, how much you were in love with this version of Enji Todoroki. But you knew better, he wouldn't take that compliment well. He'd get hyper masculine, pin you down before getting rough and pounding his heavy cock into you.
He tried to pull away out of insecurity, but you tugged his hair with just enough force to keep him between your thighs. "Want you right here." You held him in place, seeing his eyes widen slightly and the flush of his cheeks become a deeper red.
The bashful expression lasted less than a moment, his eyes flickering closed as he sucked your clit. When he opened them again, they were full of determination. Enji suddenly pulled your hips closer to the edge of the bed to get a better angle. You felt his thick fingers dance between your folds, throwing your head back as he teased you.
"Enji," you moaned his name, arching your back as a finger pushed into you. Your cunt practically sucked him in, and he groaned as he imagined his throbbing cock getting the same treatment.
There was a glisten of sweat clinging to your skin. Your fingernails dug into his scalp as he sucked your clit hard, flicking at the bud with his tongue as his finger searched your pussy for your g-spot. A second finger pushed into you, your core throbbing for more. You threw your head back, losing control of your body as you could feel pleasure creeping up your spine.
You were so fucking sexy. He needed to taste your cum on his lips. It was all he could think as his fingers pressed your g-spot, instantly pulling lewd sounds from your lips. He smirked, his tongue now only lightly swirling around your clit as he focused on finger-fucking you. You were close, he could tell from the way you tightened around him.
"That's it, baby." He growled into your pussy, "cum for me." With another rough suck on your bundle of nerves, he prodded your g-spot relentlessly. His blue eyes were trained on you, watching every minute change as your breath hitched.
Your cunt tipped over the edge with ecstasy, Enji holding you in place as he continued his ministrations. It quickly spread through your whole body, thighs twitching as you felt yourself getting oversensitive. You mumbled his name, writhing in his grip as you rode out the orgasm.
"Just a lil' more..." He continued, "c'mon baby," his motions intensified, sensitivity instantly sending a more intense wave of pleasure through you. You could feel yourself squirt into his mouth, almost embarrassing had he not immediately started licking the essence from your folds.
He cleaned you out like a starved man, slowly and gently letting you come down from your high. He continued to watch you with adoration in his gaze, his cock throbbing with desire. When he finally pulled away from your cunt, you saw his smirk drenched in your juices.
"How was that?" He spoke quietly, but with confidence. Your expression and the fact that you were still catching your breath told him the answer.
"Not bad for a first timer." You chuckled through heavy breaths.
"Oh?" He climbed on top of you with a grin, pinning your arms above your head. "How 'bout I show you my expertise?"
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@rottiens if I have to brainrot about this man you do too
#please no one put breeding w endeavor in my inbox i simply won't be able to handle it#endeavor x reader#enji todoroki#x reader#still having sinful nasty thoughts about this old man#i like thinking about a reader with an absolute failquirk. like just one of those stupid as fuck ones#and like Enji wants to breed her so bad but he's got his hangups about having a strong child#so he just hires her as an assistant and lusts after her for years#finally now that he's got kids that are grown enough and competent enough he can't help thinking#what if he breeds her. what if their quirks merge. that kid doesn't have to carry on his legacy. they can have a failquirk#and it's all he can think about whenever he sees her. how much he wants to fuck her into oblivion#until she's carrying the kid whose quirk doesn't matter...#wait fuck. WAIT SHIT I DID THIS TO MYSELF#goddamnit i need to be supervised. i need someone to watch as i type tags and STOP ME#my failquirk? putting all my best ideas in the tags#when my quirk merges with Enji's our child will be able to write detailed and thoughtful tags. but in the plinko horse flame text#he's gonna be so proud
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Genjis🐉
#im still trying to learn to handle Krita#it's kinda okay not as user friendly in my opinion#but it's all i got SO im just trying to produce soemthing#i like the brush i used in the first one its alright#the way man can change just by putting his hair#up or down#overwatch#genji shimada#genji overwatch#ow
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alastor: (probably drunk because probably would never say this shit sober)
alastor: anyway, congrats again on being married!
husk: ...angel and i got hitched four fucking years ago... you were there... you played us a song...
alastor: yes, well! the next step is to fill this horrible place with your hellion children. should be rather quick and easy. you both have the parts, after all! lucky you! why not go upstairs now and hop to it?
angel: oh my god he wants us to go make a baby literally
husk: no he just wants us to leave the bar so he can steal all the absinthe to go cry and black out in his tower again
#the man is a mess#which man?? all of the above#trans!angeldust#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin#angel dust#husk hazbin#hazbin funnies#huskerdust#angelhusk#casino hearts#(still waiting for the day in our society when no one has to specify that a man is trans or intersex when there is talk of childbearing)#shipping /#alcohol /#you could find out if its stolas or alastor who's more powerful by who can handle more absinthe#logically tho there probably isnt any absinthe at that bar otherwise angel wouldnt have complained at the drink husk made dhdjhdjf
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okay, our boy has impeccable taste in men....
#OOF#i don't know how anyone in their right mind would say Lou is ugly#he is simply older?#(and we all know buck has some valid daddy issues)#plus he looks great today as well#anyway Buck has great taste and i know he will be beautifully man handled by this big strong man#lou ferrigno jr#tommy kinard#buck x tommy#bucktommy#911#911 abc#bi buck#edit/clarification: I NEVER WANTED TO EMPLY A 39 YEAR OLD MAN IS OLD. MIDDLE AGED MEN ARE NOT UGLY.#people (regardless of gender) can be hot at any age!#and Lou in particular is definitely hot at 39 as i am sure he will be at 49 and probably 59 etc
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In the harsher months of my last cuatrimester in college, this funny little guy was the only thing keeping my sanity afloat
And now? I get to be silly with him hehehe
Extra that I made in like 5 minutes
#my art#my art stuff#kinitopet#kinito fanart#kinito au#technically(?#look all I'm saying it's#if you can handle me being cringe with the shape creatures and murder robots#you can tolerate me being cringe with the funny axolotl man#just saying#humanization#shitpost#kinito art#new tag yay#my taste in men is deteriorating-#but hey#you should've known that since my kirby or even worse my evangelion phase#so no backsies
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I know I keep posting about Solomon, but the Devilgram "Solomon Takes The Train" got even better :
So basically....
Solomon : I get unbearably jealous whenever I see you with anyone else, especially those brothers. I selfishly want to keep you all to myself forever.
MC : So you wanna bang, or..??
Solomon : Since you're offering, I definitely won't say no~
In all seriousness, I am a HUGE sucker for any kind of content that even hints at the tiniest signs of yandere tendencies (such as jealousy, possessiveness, etc.)
Plus I have my reasons for loving Solomon. I'll always love the brothers more than anything, but my love for Solomon has grown exponentially deeper.
So moments like this are very much welcomed, encouraged, and appreciated (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
#I've said it before and I'll say it again...#Solomon is cute#He has that lonely aura about him that I seriously relate to so much#So I can't help loving this man#Solomon can abduct me and take me somewhere only he knows about#not sure how the brothers would handle that though lol#I think its funny how he says 'those brothers' in such a derogatory way. at least imo#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me devilgram#obey me nightbringer devilgram#obey me solomon#obey me nightbringer solomon#obey me solomon devilgram#obey me shall we date#obey me one master to rule them all#yandere#obey me yandere#yandere obey me#yandere solomon#obey me yandere solomon#yandere vibes
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I hate the stretch lines in the front of Curly's uniform because that means the devs rushed to make a model in like a month or so and thought "They gotta at least know he has huge knockers, gotta know he's got back pain." Cause like what is the thematic importance of his tits having overhang?
What responsibility is that representing? Breast reduction? It shows an inherent greed in his character due to the excess and heshouldletmeholdone and that he clearly is blinded cause if he tries to look down his damn ladder all he's seeing is his own cleavage.
#this is my curly slander post ig#disclaimer i need you to understand i see all fictional men i like as like butches Curly is no exception#but like they didnt need to add that many polygons to his chest like its unnessary and honestly a little mean he already has so many things#to handle and you expect him to hold those boys up like that just aint right this is like something so stupid but i know you can tell im#having strong feelings about it cause like what was the point why did they survive the fucking crash it has to be a injoke at this point#with the devs it shouldnt make me this mad im turning into a misandrist but only towards large chested men#mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#shitpost#suggestive#ig because this is just about his chest but like also they made him objectively pretty for no reason like yeah like ideal man and work ig#but they went over the extra mile like i have a right to be mad they did that much for a model we see canonically for like two seconds its#crazy actually how little we see of curly pre crash because we also lose his physical movements to help characterize him the way we see#body language with the other characters and how it gives way to their struggles and personalities and sentiments in certain moments#like all he does and how he emotes is stifled by the fact we always play as him until the last moments where he takes over to try and save#the ship and crew and even right before that the scene is so wrought with tension we cant tell what that look he gave Jimmy meant due to#the limitations of the models and how stiff Curly is like was it fear acceptance denial we dont know enought about how he acts himself#to tell and then everything else is charaterized by what Jimmy had done to where we dont really just get to see Curly as himself like Anya#and Swansea and Daisuke we have no idea how theyd act in a regular moment outside of a few glimpses and even then it is them doing#their jobs like grrrr we hate an unreliable narrator but also its the fact jimmy clearly does not interact with them or try to outside of#his position as copilot and then captain harkening back to the entire capitlist view of utility and how he views all of them as useless eve#Curly which fandom tangent the fandom also tends to do to Curly as they base every trait on what they think he failed to do as Captain#between Jimmy and Anya when the QnAs kinda make him out to be a rather open and willing person but still someone who isnt like a push over#just thinking of QnA three where it mentions hes very open to trying new things and you need to be an open minded person to open urself up#to failure like that and ig this is just the weird view that Curly needs to learn that or that theres redemption he needs personality wise#verses healing and learning from trauma like idk its the idea that people assume he did abosultely nothing when the games points out direct#and throught parallels he was taking actions its just wasnt enough and an over focus on absolute inaction vs ineffective methods used to#tackle the issues and themes the game grapples with plus wanting someone to take the blame and have to make it up to Anya even tho#i think it would mean nothing from Curly because she saw his efforts and would be disappointed it wasnt enough but the idea she would#disregard the attempts or not acknoweldge Jimmy as the epicenter compared ot Curly is weird and too focused on someone
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