#selfcest much???

[goeticprincecorbin]

Look, I absolutely loved the new Fionna & Cake episodes but like-

Can we talk about how touchy Winter King was with Simon???

[transfemmbeatrice]

has this been done yet?

[daily-sifloop]

Reading the orrery room selfcest book

Day 72: It was super effective!

[lucabyte]

[ ] like a body my same size

+ textless alt

[hellonerf]

huhu what the haaaaaale

[orphiclovers]

this happened in canon. to me. if you get it you get it, if you don't you don't

bonus:

[yaoirotic]

fefeta is back and that’s all i care about

alt versions. <3

[noooopee3333]

I really really love them. Their ship name would be circuitstrife, trust. I am their number one fan, I could go on about them ALL THE TIME. trust me.

[human-derogatory-furry-beloved]

Behold, the four sexymen of selfcest

[jonahmagnus]

Greetings dirkhal nation

[vellichorom]

deeply obsessed with @satisfiedskye's narrator this week ( & forever ) ~

[selfcestmovies]

Yelena Belova + Womens Soccer AU + Selfcest?! Is that too much?

[guaxinimraccoon]

I DID IT

Hope this washes my sins away

That one hamilton drawing eugh I hate it sm you have no idea

THIS IS SOOOO FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR HONOR THIS IS ADORABLE HOW DARE YOU 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY'RE SUCH WEIRDOS AND CUTIES FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't believe I'm propagating selfcest ship in this blog oh fuck it, TnT everyone, that's our newest trend, get your TnT right now

[theyhitthepentagon]

CRINGETOBER DAY 3 - ANGEL X DEVIL

wasnt sure what i was gonna do today but then i saw a post in the at tag saying there should be betty selfcest between golbetty and magic betty like there is between simon and the winterking and i felt like i had an epiphany

[dreamytfw]

You wonder why Destiel fics that also have Sam in a relationship don't feature Samwena? It's because it's so much easier to get him out of the way on a hunt with Eileen, or off living a normal life with Jess. Samwena is too much chaos. It's mystery and magic, it's intriguing, it's trouble waiting to happen. And let's face it, it's hot. Too much work when the writer just wants to center Destiel and have Sam there to say "Get a room, you two."

I was talking about fics where Sam's relationship is an entire subplot, not just authors dropping in a token Sam mention.

But if we're going with the token Sam mention, then I don't completely agree with this take. Don't get me wrong, I agree with your 2nd paragraph 100% 😍 But any writer worth their salt would be able to have an intriguing secondary dynamic in the background, not upstaging the main pair. And there are too many well-written Destiel fics out there for this to boil down to a case of bad and/or lazy writing choices.

With the caveat that I'm excluding fics written before Rowena debuted (because iirc the only ships for Sam at that point that didn't involve abuse dynamics were SamJess and I think Sabriel? idk I don't read Sabriel), I think Sam gets paired with Eileen or Jess a lot for the same reason way too many Destiel shippers are so invested in human!Cas end game: the Destiel section of the fandom is full of boring normies lol. SamJess and Saileen are safe and "normal."

[aguademelon047]

Started season two of Loki I haven’t been queerbaited like this since I watched BBC Sherlock