#self-shipping headcanons

[ciaossu-imagines]

Any Kusakabe and u Xmas HC?

Holy, you spoil me so frigging much, Martha! I love you and this ask and thank you for the chance of getting to be delightfully self-indulgent!

Oh boy, you bet your ass I have lots of Christmas headcanons for me and Kusakabe. I love the man and he is definitely a fictional character where, even when I'm not using him as a fictional other, I'm using him as one of my fictional best friends.

So, as anyone who knows me or has read this blog in previous years has learned about me is that I absolutely frigging adore Christmas. It stresses me out to insane degrees, but it is tied with Halloween as my favourite day of the year. Everything about Christmas, the magic and wonder and peace on earth and peace to all mankind build-up around it, just makes me happy and strangely nostalgic for things I've never experienced and only seen in movies and Norman Rockwell paintings.

I start my Christmas decorating ridiculously early, something Kusakabe likes to tease me about and kind of grumps about. He points out that…it's legit November fucking first, we really don't need to be digging up the many boxes of Christmas decorations yet. We really, really don't. Like, can't you at least wait until after Remembrance Day to which I always reply with 'Halloween is over; it's fucking Christmas bitch!' with the exact same confidence and sass as Britney Spears when she said 'it's Britney, bitch!'

He does grump but Kusakabe is great at getting all the boxes down from the higher shelves before I even have the time to think of getting a chair. He picks up all the heavy boxes and brings them out for me too, telling me it would really help him out if I'd grab the awkwardly shaped but really light boxes.

Because this man is stupidly strong, and he seems the type who would lift weights just to make sure he can pick my fat ass up, he lifts me up to put the Santa hat on the top of my tree instead of risking me falling off the chair or taking the joy away from me of putting the tree topper on.

Kusakabe has not a shred of aesthetic value or appreciation though and leaves the overall decorating scheme of the year up to me.

I do see Kusakabe as someone who has learned to be a really good cook and a decent baker. Hibari is such a finicky, fussy eater that sometimes the only way he gets fed is if Kusakabe makes his meals just so, so Kusakabe learned kitchen skills. Skills that come in useful not just for helping me do all the Christmas baking, but the jam and pickle making, for the care packages full of goodies that we go and deliver to friends and family the week leading up to Christmas proper.

And because he knows just how hard the big family supper will be for me, he makes sure that we have a Christmas supper all our own done on Boxing Day or Christmas Eve, whichever one I'm feeling more like that year. We spend hours together putting it together and making a fun time out of it, singing along to Christmas carols and sometimes dancing in the kitchen.

And that big family supper? Food was highly weaponized by my mother first and then by my step-father and his family growing up. My portions were heavily restricted growing up, always less than my sister's, and there were chairs I was plain out told I was too fat to sit in growing up, that I would break them. I still have a lot of anxiety around eating at big family suppers, though therapy has made things better when it comes to my family.

Kusakabe plates for me, keeping the portions small enough that my mother won't kick up too much fuss, and abruptly changing the subject if she or my sisters bring up my weight or the food or anything like that, shutting them down without causing drama to erupt. He drove me to and from the meal so that we don't have to stay overly long, and he tucked a Tupperware container in the back seat before we left without me realizing it, with slices of freshly made bread in it and little containers full of butter and jam, as a special treat for surviving the supper to eat on the way home.

He gives me head pats and lets me lay my head in his lap and fall asleep on Christmas night as we watch It's a Wonderful Life and I am just perfectly happy and content and I feel spoiled and full of goodwill and joy towards all of mankind.

[nightthinker-08]

I couldn't sleep so I drew some Pomnies shes surprisingly fun to draw lol Oh and some doomed yuri too I guess xD buttonblossom is cute n all but calling them doomed yuri or digital yuri is a lot funnier to me

[angxlofvenus]

Hii! I saw your requests were open and I thought I'd give you a hc/fic idea:

The brothers (or whoever you'd like to write for) reacting to Mc using their shampoo/ soap in the shower for whatever reason ^^

I hope this makes sense to you lol, anyways I hope you're having a wonderful day/night, don't push yourself too hard, and drink water!! You can also take any creative liberties you seem fit, or if you decide you don't want to write it I won't be offended ^^

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Thank you so much for the request!! This is absolutely adorable, I hope everything is to your liking, Have a great rest of your day/night !! Genre: fluff Ship: Reader x brothers + Diavolo (individual headcanons) TW: clingy demons, minimal cussing, no use of readers' pronouns, second-person pov

When You Use Their Shampoo

Stepping into the shower, You were greeted with the nice hot/cool water raining from above, Going to start your routine, You reached for your shampoo bottle only to find it empty! Looking around you spotted his shampoo and conditioner, surely he wouldn’t mind… right?

Lucifer

100% smells it on you no matter how little you used

Won’t tease you in public but as soon as ya’ll are alone? Ho ho, he’ll never shut up about it

Smug, the definition of smug

You had to go and inflate the ego of The Lord of Pride even more

Very possessive afterwards

Congrats, You know have a scary guard dog demon!

Mammon

He probably wouldn’t even really notice at first

He’d probably compliment how good you smell, Then would slowly realize…

Great, Now he's yelling gibberish while his face slowly gets redder and redder

“You’re gonna give me a heart attack, don’t do that to me!” But will become very clingy

If you say his shampoo smells good, he may lose his mind.

“Well of course ya wanted to smell Like the great Mammon!” 

Levi

Poor awkward nerd

He never saw this coming

I think he would realize you used his shampoo but won’t say anything

Flustered to the max

You have broken him

Levi.404 has stopped working, please reset.

After like the third day, You’re gonna have to bring it up

Secretly really likes it, Won’t tell you that though

Satan

I think he is very picky about scents so he knows as soon as you walk into the room

A little bit of a tease, asking if you were trying out a new shampoo

Smug 2.0 

He would tease you a little bit around the others but not bad

He would flood you with compliments, You using his shampoo would make him very lovey-dovey

Expect him to ask for ya’ll to just use the same stuff from now on

Asmo

Oh honey, he knows.

He knew before you even got out of the shower.

But that doesn't mean he's any less excited!

Better plug your ears because he will let out the loudest squeal known to mankind

Seriously, Lucifer may come and check on ya’ll helicopter mom

Asks what you do and don’t like about it

He just wants you to feel as fantastic as he does when using it

Everyone will know you used his shampoo, He brings it up in every conversation

Would also 100% ask you to use his bath products 24/7

Beel

Now Beel has never been really into insane products like Asmo or Luci

So he may not really recognize it at first

If you decide to tell him, This man will become a happy demon puddle

He’ll give you a big smile and tell you you’re free to use any of his stuff at anytime

We don’t deserve Beel

Will bury his face into your hair and just stay there

Takes you out to Hell’s kitchen that night just because he loves you so much

Belphie

Oh this little shit

Tease! He won’t quit bragging!!

Smug 3.0

Such a brat about it too, He won’t let anybody near you, Well of course he’d let Beel, but who wouldn't?

He has practically locked you up in the attic with him

Why go outside when ya’ll can cuddle? 

Diavolo

Has really expensive products 

He may even have a custom scent

If so, He’ll know instantly that you’ve used his shampoo

He’ll bring it up with a large grin on his face

When you confirm his suspicions, he’ll just laugh

He’s so happy ya’ll are close enough to share things like that, You have no idea!

He may make a sly comment to Barbatos or Lucifer just because he’s a little possessive

Will follow you around like a lost puppy, Now Barbatos is mad at you because even less of his work is done

He can’t help it! He just loves you!

Will be the third on my list to offer ya’ll to just share bath products

[lon3rlife]

More dating Rick Sanchez Headcanons!!!

I have sooooo many I could go on forever

After you gain his trust and he really truly cares about you he becomes completely co-dependent on you and literally never wants to be apart. He’ll want to be around you 24/7 even if you’re not doing anything he just likes your company.

He’ll take you on spontaneous vacations to different planets (some safer than others) and he just loves telling you all about different planets and relaxing with you for a bit

Your guy’s share EVERYTHING, food, clothes, beds, seats, you guys don’t even give af at this point

He loves loves loves when you sit on his lap or straddle him. He loves holding your hips as you lazily rest against him

He’s very touch starved so when you guys hug or cuddle for the first time he completely melts into you and never wants to let you go

He’ll take your side in any argument you get into with someone. Even if you’re wrong he will still take your side no matter what

He talk VERY loudly during movies, like he actually never shuts up. Every two seconds he’ll say something like “That’s not how that works.” “God people in movies are so fucking dumb.” “I’m bored.” He has gotten kicked out of the movie theater on many occasions

Even though you love Rick with all your heart you’ll still stick up for Morty if Rick is treating him poorly

He remembers all your go to orders at restaurants and if your feeling down he’ll surprise you with food to make sure you eat

I’m half asleep rn so I’m very sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes lol

[canidaefello]

‼️⚠️: NSFW 18+, sexual coercion, babytrapping, controlling and possessive behavior.

part 1 —

Homelander marriage headcanons part two:

Homelander and Vought want to prop you up as Americas Darling, Homelanders Confidant. No, he doesn’t care about you wanting your privacy, he doesn’t get it either, why shouldn’t you be worshipped?

Meeting the in-laws for the first time went smoothly, he puts on his persona he uses for the public and it’s perfect. He makes sure they love him. Not just because he wants their approval, he doesn’t need that. But so they won’t believe you about any crazy tale you spin of him being a ‘crazy cold-blooded murderer’.

He likes to lay his head on your lap and vent whenever he comes home from work, using you as his therapist is a common occurrence.

He thinks now that you’re married, he’s entitled to your body. Husbands can have free rein in his mind, so his hands love to roam all over your body, in and out all the time.

Suggest marriage counseling once, and he laughs at you. He thinks your marriage is perfect.

If you take off your ring voluntarily and he catches you, he gets offended and thinks you must be trying to cheat. He won’t hear any excuse, he threatens to weld the ring to your finger if he catches it off again.

Speaking of cheating, he’s the most loyal man. He can have anyone he wants, but he only has eyes for you. However, he gets sort of paranoid you’re thinking of cheating, or trying to. He’s secretly so scared you’ll get bored of him or will leave him, he just thinks everything is too good to be true. The next man that dares to look at you too long fucking dies.

If you can get pregnant, he’s on that right away. If you don’t want to, he’s tampering with your birth control. If you can’t, he’s talking about adoption and surrogacy options all the time.

If you don’t want a baby, he scoffs. ���Who doesn’t want children?” He says, even though you already let him know before you got married.

Homelander thinks about two or three more children should complete the family perfectly.

He sets up a lot of bonding time with you and Ryan, he loves to see you two get along. Seeing parental instinct in you gets him riled up.

Homelander gets family portraits done all the time, it makes him feel warm and fuzzy inside to hang the pictures on the wall.

He takes surprise pictures of you and Ryan whenever you’re laughing and bonding. He doesn’t print these out, however, he does post them with a lot of heart emojis.

[killa-cookie]

ME... ME... AND ME?

Self shipping....

Reader x Temperance x Gluttony

You were done for. Cornered with no escape, your back pressed against the gnarled bark of an ancient tree.

"Oh yeah, venturing into a totally not so scary forest… really a great idea. " you thought bitterly, a shiver coursing through your very dough. The air was thick with an unnatural chill, one that crept along your form like unseen fingers.

To your right stood Temperance, a vision of rigid control and discipline. To your left loomed Gluttony, a grotesque yet alluring presence, their many mouths curling into insatiable grins. Opposites in nature, yet here they were, drawn to you of all beings. What cruel trick of fate was this?

"Look what the cat dragged in~" Gluttony cooed, their voice dripping with dark amusement. They advanced, slowly, deliberately, their myriad of teeth glinting hungrily in the dim light. You barely had time to recoil before—

Tch. A sharp sound of disapproval.

"A beast such as that is hardly worthy of your affections," Temperance scoffed, stepping between you and their ravenous counterpart. With a shove, they pushed Gluttony aside, their gaze cool and unwavering behind the veil they were wearing.

Gluttony merely chuckled, unbothered, their grins widening. "Oh? Then perhaps we should see for ourselves…" Their many eyes gleamed with wicked glee inside their veil. "Let’s see who they choose, no?"

"Agreed." Temperance’s voice was laced with quiet conviction. "But I do not intend to lose without a fight."

And then, in perfect unison, both turned their attention back to you—helpless, trembling, utterly trapped.

"Let’s play a game, shall we?"

The words slithered through the air like a spell, sealing your fate as they closed in, step by step.

Oh, good heavens…

[sonicssweetheart]

can I get some movie Sonic x reader relationship head canons? being the main character I barley see any fics of him :( 💞

sonic x gn!reader || relationship head canons .ᐟ.𖥔 ݁˖

ᝰ.ᐟ warnings: none! sfw <3

🎐 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀ ⋆. 𝜗𝜚 ˚⋆ ⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒🎐

— crush stage ;

this boy is NOT non chalant. he couldn’t try even if his was life was at stake. whenever you’re around, even if you were simply standing there minding your business, he would just stare, absolutely dumbfounded. fondling with his fingers, he would think of anything to say in order to talk to you. later on that day, he would begin to stress if he bothered you, which just ends up him in him invading again as a means to apologize.

he still wants to be subtle in ways, which to him means to gift you random little things. on multiple occasions in one day, where you were visiting the wachowskis home, sonic would zip to you, holding some little trinket with a warm smile on his face. they were always things like your favourite animal as a keychain, sparkly rocks, colourful hair accessories… just random things. of course, you would never turn them down, taking them with a huge smile and putting them to use immediately. sonic would feel so proud of himself, where you would catch him giggling to himself in his room later on.

his confession was messy & sweet, and it took place plainly in the backyard of his home while you two laid under the stars. he just rambled like time was endless, spilling out how he thought of you and how these feelings were so new to him that he didn’t know what to do. his voice was shaky as he tried to look at you — but you made him so nervous that he mostly stared at the sky. when you reciprocated unexpectedly, he had to confirm with you multiple times that you were serious. he hesitantly moved his hand over to brush his pinky against yours, and you two laid there in comfortable silence for awhile.

— little things ;

shaky voice when he speaks to you — nervous boy <3

talks to longclaw through the stars at night and asks if she thinks that you feel the same

assumed his feelings were a yearning for a new teammate rather than romance, but he quickly realized the latter when tom had to break it to him.

catches himself staring a lot. kind of like a baby staring mindlessly at a stranger. when you catch him, he tries to play it off cool. it’s not cool.

— relationship ;

now that you two are official, he will brag about it or bring it up anyway he can, especially with knuckles and tails. they could be talking about a whole different subject, and he would find a reason to bring your name up whenever he can. additionally, tom has to hear his rambles 24/7. he will just go on and on how you make him feel, how he can’t even explain it, but continues to explain every time. sonic will talk his ear off until tom has to politely tell him he’s getting a headache 😭. but, ultimately, tom is extremely proud that sonic found someone who understands him. as a plus, you’re always invited over since he knows how much you guys enjoy the others company.

very very very affectionate, especially physically. he cannot go one day without cuddling you at one point or simply just laying with one another. he adores snuggling up on you, his head laying on your chest with his arms wrapped around you and one leg draped over yours. he falls asleep constantly like this, snoring loudly and definitely pooling drool onto your shirt. it’s hard to be annoyed, though — considering these are rare times for him to be so peacefully relaxed. also, he’s very similar to a cat. one slight shift of your leg or arm will jolt him awake, his ears folding down in annoyance and readjusting for another 3 minutes. besides sappy cuddling, physical affection to him are the simple actions like holding his hand while doing something independent, him laying his head in your lap, or nudging you with his elbow when teasing you. effortless, yet it completely consumes him.

he is biiiiiig on acts of service, he just wants to do everything for you all the time. need to pick up something from the store? he’s got it. need to drop something off to someone across the city? done. just need a glass of water from the kitchen downstairs? stay put, he’ll take two seconds. sometimes it isn’t his greatest attribute — considering you would like to do things for yourself once in awhile. when you bring it up to him, he explains how he just wants you stress-free; it makes him relaxed when you’re relaxed. again, it’s hard for you to hold it against him, since all that boy has in his heart is love. if you were to be stressed out due to school/work/etc, he would do anything he can to make things easier for you, whether it be taking care of your meals, doing laundry for you, maintaining a clean room… he would do anything and everything to keep you at peace.

— litttle things ;

he loves cheek kisses. randomly sneak one as you walk by and he’ll freeze up and giggle to himself.

takes you to silly little cafes, specifically cat cafes. you can’t tell if it’s because he thinks you love cats or because he loves cats.

gets a teensy bit jealous when you talk to knuckles, simply because he’s convinced knuckles is “manlier” than him.

whenever he’s angry he will distance himself from you to avoid snapping or giving you attitude. locking himself in his room or dashing somewhere unknown are his go-to’s.

“can we go on a walk?” “y/n, i really want a pet.” “your hair is so nice. do you know that?” “ *random facts* “ — things you hear daily from him.

[ji-fu]

I hate when I'm looking at one of those ship headcanon slideshows on TikTok and all of them are "r@pes her/him" and "likes it"

And the fact that it's mostly bait accounts making those headcanons too... like y'all want to give proshippers a bad rep so bad that it's honestly kind of sad . . . . .. . . . . . . . .

[localrobotfragger555]

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💘💕💝💝✨💖💗💗💞💕💖💗💗✨💖💕💖💖💞💝💘💓💘💖💓♉️♋️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🎀🧸🤹🏽‍♀️🤼‍♀️🚗🚚💞💓💘💝🩷💝💝🩷

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

Victor Creed relationship headcanons

When you ask him about it, Victor Creed says that he won't marry you.

Victor Creed says that he won't marry you, but he still puts a ring on each of your fingers– two on some. Chunky rings, dainty rings, plain rings. Rings covered in diamonds. You hear about the robbery on the news.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but when you come back to his lair there's bottles of champagne and $200 worth of boxes of chinese food.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but you find him sleeping with a piece of your clothing under his pillow because it smells like you.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but he grabs the brush out of your hand and brushes your hair for you, then sits down and expects you to do the same for him.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but every time you mention something you'd like to have, it appears in the place that you're living a few days later.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but he climbs into your window at night and crawls into your bed.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but he takes you to dinner in expensive restaurants full of shady men, where the conversation is low, and the food is amazing and you never see the bill.

Victor Creed says he won't marry you, but he turns the radio on to the oldies station and he grabs you in his arms and dances around the room with you.

Victor Creed says that he won't marry you, but you catch him watching you while you're just doing nothing, with a fascinated almost adoring look in his sharp blue eyes.

Victor Creed says that he won't marry you, but he holds you tightly in his big, strong arms, against his warm, overwhelming body and you can hear the purr in his chest.

Victor Creed says that he won't marry you– but he's been here for years, and it doesn't look like he's going to go away any time soon.

[dalvs-wife]

do any other selfshippers get a little bit irked when seeing your f/o's headcanoned with sexualities that exclude your gender..... because uhhhh... no? we're dating?? we're married??? we're very in love??? wdym they aren't attracted to my gender? surely you jest...

[seireitonin]

Self shipping will always go crazy idc.

So here’s me & Toby Ty @bimbvx ❤️

[dramatorgiasticsstuff]

Would you believe me if I said I actually didn't like him–

[hashslashgrl]

Yuuji Itadori

Yuuji Itadori who constantly insists he’ll pay for your meal any time the two of you share a meal, insisting it’s just what his mother taught him.

Yuuji Itadori who isn’t the type to notice when you got your hair cut, yet he remembers things even you forgot you said.

Yuuji Itadori who brings back a small item from each adventure such as a flower he picked off the ground or a gift from a shop, telling you it reminded him of you.

Yuuji Itadori whom you’ve always known you had a special connection to, but always insisted was your best friend.

Yuuji Itadori who is constantly oblivious to his own charm, often forgetting how handsome he really is. You find yourself getting jealous when girls come up to him on the street giggling and asking for directions whilst he always says “those girls seemed nice!”

Yuuji Itadori who always sees the good in others, until someone hurts you.

Yuuji Itadori who has given you an ungodly amount of his hoodies with no protest because he secretly likes seeing you wear his clothes.

Yuuji Itadori who loves spending time with you, especially riding bikes together. He loves feeling your arms around him as the two of you laugh about the way Megumi made a weird face earlier.

Yuuji Itadori who got hurt again, only to be awoken by you crying at his side praying for him to be okay. He only wished he had kept his eyes closed to experience that moment a bit longer.

Sparkle divider: @bernardsbendystraws

[lay-z]

Not me, zoning out at the gym in between sets; staring at strangers (and living up to German stereotypes), until a certain thought popped into my head, like...

What if I'd zone out like this and end up staring at one of the CoD men?

I know Johnny would probably take it as an invitation to come flirt chat, Kyle would be amused and maybe give a little wave to help me find my way back to reality, Price would come over and ask if I need any help with my workout/if I'm alright, and Simon would either ignore it so hard or stare right back to see who folds first (it's me as soon as I realize that I've been staring at him like a twonk:)).

[canidaefello]

Requested by @merry-andrews

‼️ ⚠️ : possessive and controlling behavior

Homelander marriage headcanons:

When he proposes, he doesn’t give you the option to say no. He pops the most beautiful ring on your finger with a smile, and already has a wedding date set up.

He’ll propose to you a second time for the cameras in the most beautiful, corny and extravagant way. Of course he knows you’re not gonna say no either when there’s so many eyes on you.

He confidently insists he doesn’t need a prenup. It’s not that he doesn’t want one, he knows he doesn’t need it.

Homelanders a groomzilla. He needs to approve your attire for the big day, needs to put the wedding in a chapel to give that wholesome American feel to the public. He makes the colors American flag themed of course. Anyone wearing white dies. Anyone breaking the dress code at all dies.

He really means his vows about never leaving you.

He loves calling you his spouse, it makes him feel all warm inside knowing you’re his.

He’s known as the “wife guy” type where he loves to talk and brag about you any chance he gets, and he knows people can’t tell him to shut up.

Anyone jokingly referring to you as the “old ball and chain” get chewed out, or glared at if they’re lucky.

He makes Ryan call you his new parent, of course.

Homelander expects a more traditional masc/fem relationship now that you’re married, he’s not gonna say this outright though. He’ll just keep saying stuff like “why don’t you quit your job and let me work? You’re married to the most powerful man on earth, you shouldn’t have to worry about work” “I can take care of everything” “hey this shelf is pretty dusty” “I got you my cookbook, you can keep yourself busy with this”.

He’s generally so much happier now that he knows that its til death do you part. Hes gotten slightly nicer to Ashley and the rest of The Seven.

He likes the quote “happy wife, happy life”, so he’s gonna make sure you’re happy. Not in a way that conflicts with his satisfaction, but wants to make sure people treat you like royalty.

If you don’t already have a dog, he’s gifting you a puppy, a golden retriever or a doodle of some kind. He wants you to get practice in for raising a baby soon.

He will never forget your anniversary. He will however get pissed if you do.

Loves to fiddle with his wedding ring when he’s nervous.

Hates that he has to wear gloves over his ring.

If you accidentally lose your ring, he gets worried and searches everywhere, even though he could replace it in one second.