#selene is the dj

[astarionhistears]

𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝚅𝙸𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙳𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙴𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝚃𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚉 𝟹𝟷.𝟷𝟶.𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺

[bg3smash-or-pass]

[lightscamerabitchsmileee]

*with the Scene

Vote for your fave, reblog and share your thoughts and let me know what your other faves are even if it's outside this list in the tags I would love to hear it 😊😊

Check out my masterpost for the other polls that are open thank you and have fun 😊😊

[p1325]

[rehenys]

Soft Launching Toto

Synopsis: OC SeleneVanderburg x Toto wolff

soft launching toto but the paparazzi had other ideas

Tw: age gap, hate comments

Beautiful divider by: @chaeflim.

SeleneVanderburg

SeleneVanderburg: Thank you for the invite @mercedesamgf1

Tagged: mercedesamgf1

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mercedesamgf1: 💙

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Landonorris: come to McLaren

↳ seleneVanderburg: No.

↳ oscarpiastri: Please selene, i'll get you TimTam's.

↳ seleneVanderburg: Only for you sweetie.

↳ landonorris: Wow, now I know who the favourite is 🖕

↳ carlossainz55: Yeah obviously not you.

carmenmundt: pretty girl 🥰

↳ seleneVanderburg: And look who's talking. if George doesn't marry you I will.

↳ carmenmundt: Do it, I dare you

↳ seleneVanderburg: done bbg.

↳ georgerussell63: i'm gonna die single if you keep stealing my girl Selene

↳ landonorris: your anyway gonna die single, mate

↳ seleneVanderburg: look who's talking, Mr DJ.

↳ landonorris: Please stop bullying me

↳ seleneVanderburg: No.

↳ landonorris: bitch🥰

↳ seleneVanderburg: hoe😘

↳ carlossainz55: I do not understand your friendship

↳ georgerussell63: me either mate.

user67: oh to be her

user89: Omg is she friends with Lando and Oscar

↳user4: Yes, but Lando and selene are family/childhood friends.

lewishamilton: It was so fun today, thank you for helping us prank Bono

↳ seleneVanderburg: Haha, it was my pleasure. but I don't think i'm allowed into the Mercedes garage again.

↳ carlossainz55: it's ok, come to Ferrari

↳ danielricciardo: No come to RB

↳ seleneVanderburg: no and no, I'm a Mercedes girl through and through

↳ georgerussell63: HAHA sucker

user44: Lewis? pranking BONO?

user5: she's so pretty

user66: nepo baby 🤮

user99: she's so cool

user12: mother

SeleneVanderburg

SeleneVanderburg: To my man, thank you to my man. 🤍

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Landonorris: And who is that man?

↳ seleneVanderburg: Nun your business, lan.

↳ landonorris: BUT, I'm your best friend. I deserve to know.

↳ seleneVanderburg: say's who?

↳ carlossainz55: say's who?

↳ danielricciardo: say's who?

↳ oscarpiastri: say's who?

↳ landonorris: I'm telling mom

↳ seleneVanderburg: loser

user1: Omg the soft launch

user9: damn she really is getting the princess treatment.

georgerussell63: who could it be, hmm 👀.

↳ landonorris: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!

↳ seleneVanderburg: Nothing. Right? George

↳ georgerussell63: yup absolutely nothing

user6: George spill the tea pleaseeee.

↳ georgerussell63: I don't want to die.

↳ seleneVanderburg: I have trained you well

↳ georgerussell63: yeah all the beating me when we were growing up helped.

↳ landonorris: YOU TOO? why are you so violent selene

↳ seleneVanderburg: shut up both of you or i'm going to take both your seats.

↳ landonorris: and do what with the other seat? huh

↳ seleneVanderburg: and give it to Carlos

↳ carlossainz55: at least someones considerate huh Lando. Thank you Selene, we have now become besties.

↳ landonorris: @seleneVanderburg Homie stealer 🖕

SeleneVanderburg

SeleneVanderburg: Like'em Tall, Dark and handsome

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carmenmundt: He's so lana coded

↳ seleneVanderburg: I know right.

↳ carmenmundt: and that third pic🤭. Marry me

↳ seleneVanderburg: I wish I could but He said no ☹️

↳ carmenmundt: 😤 Damn it. ig i'll stick with George 🤮

↳ georgerussell63: Aw love you too babe 😍

user33: carmen and selene are fr dating while George is the side piece

user94: I KNOW THAT BACK, it gotta be Toto

↳ user52: I know right, timeline makes sense

user12: THE MESSAGE

↳ user92: Lord when is it my turn?

↳ user13: it so HAWT

Landonorris: Scandalous.

↳ seleneVanderburg: shut up.

↳ landonorris: bitch

↳ seleneVanderburg: Hoe

↳carlossainz55: language

↳ seleneVanderburg: Ok captain america

↳carlossainz55: but I'm from Spain.

↳ seleneVanderburg: HAHA, Lando come get your man

↳ landonorris: I never met this man in my life - Loki

↳ seleneVanderburg: Noice one.

↳carlossainz55: Qué?

User86: Lando and selene bullying Carlos is what I live for

↳user41: and he so confused lmaoooo

georgerussell63: hmm he looks familiar

↳ landonorris: Ikr

↳ user9: TELL US.

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user5: I knew it.

user8: crying my eyes out but i'm happy for them

user34: damn this sucks for them. she was soft launching him on insta

↳ user69: yeah and it's such an invasion of privacy

↳ user91: Toto is throwing his headphones right now.

↳ user69: Rip headphones

user75: Mercedes Pr team aren't getting any sleep today

user15: she really took that Mercedes comment seriously.

user66: Ew another gold digger

user98: Is this true???

user69: Damnit, I wanted toto

user23: NO WAY, she's way to young for him

↳ user3: how old is she

↳ user23: 26

↳ user3: oh damn

user11: she's so pretty

user98: we lost our queen to Toto Wolff, hope he knows how to fight

user6: Nah that's disgusting, he old enough to be her father

↳ user10: I know right ew.

↳ user23: They are both adults in a consensual relationship, it doesn't matter.

user8: she must be with him for money

↳ user18: didn't you read the headline?

↳ user16: she doesn't need to, she the heiress to a conglomerate. she's as rich as Toto.

User22: damn people so jealous of her

SeleneVanderburg

SeleneVanderburg: To the paparazzi that invaded our privacy, check your mail, B*tch and fuck you for running my soft launch.

Tagged: TotoWolff

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TotoWolff: I love you, Libeling

↳ seleneVanderburg: Love you too, amour ❤️.

user5: OMG, there are so cute

user2: Mother is mothering

landonorris: MY EYES!

↳ carlossainz55: Shut up, muppet. I've seen worse 😒

↳ seleneVanderburg: LMAO, you got exposed Lando

↳landonorris: how could you Carlos, HOW COULD YOU!

↳charles_leclerc: @carlossianz55 your sleeping on the sofa tonight mate

↳ carlossainz55: I know 😭

↳landonorris: at least he knows

user4: I don't know if I want to be with her or be her.

lewishamilton: Congrats guys, I'm glad you're there to keep Toto calm and us safe from angry toto

↳ georgerussell63: 🫡 doing gods work

↳seleneVanderburg: He's not that bad guys

↳landonorris: Tell that to the headphones

↳seleneVanderburg: 🫢 Rip

user39: damn someone is getting sued.

danielricciardo: is Toto just looking at your leg. Man is WHIPPED.

↳landonorris: Lmao I know right, it is so funny

↳seleneVanderburg: it was more than just looking, sweetie 👀

↳landonorris: Ew.

↳danielricciardo: Ew.

↳carlossainz55: Ew.

↳charles_leclerc: Ew.

↳ georgerussell63: Ew.

↳ oscarpiastri: Ew.

↳seleneVanderburg: Y'all just jealous I get my world rocked every night.

↳seleneVanderburg: Also, Toto just asked me what Dani meant by whipped

↳landonorris: HAHA Boomer

↳seleneVanderburg: HEY, HE'S MY BOOMER.

Authors note: Hi guys, let me know if you liked this social media au. This is my first time trying in out so let me know, thank you.

[pinkhairswagtourney]

say hello to our 64 niche pink haired characters !!!

after several weeks of deliberation , we've finalized our lineup of characters ! starting on 12 / 17 / 2023 , we'll begin voting to figure out who is the best niche pink haired character of all time !!!

ROUND ONE MATCHUPS

PART ONE - 12 / 17 Kanae Shinjou - Teekyuu VS Misa Maruno - Urahara Koharu Mitsurugi - Argonavis VS Kei Sarukawa - Charisma House Christelle de Sarnez - When the Third Wheel Strikes Back VS Penelope Eckart - Villains Are Destined to Die Jessi Shi - Balala the Fairies VS Riri Hitotsuyanagi - Assault Lily  Kohane Hatoya - Anima Yell! VS Aguri Sakurano - Gamers! Takara Utashiro - Fairy Ranmaru VS Dr. Doom Jazz - Paradise Killer Deana del Rio - Double Decker! Doug & Kirill VS Bianchi Law - Helios Rising Rose - Mysterious Joker VS Misha - Pita-Ten

PART TWO - 12 / 18 Leo Saionji - King of Prism VS Maasa Shirahone - Cute High Earth Defense Club Alinua - Aurora VS Seren Marsh - Serendipity Lovrina - Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness VS Nico - 100% Orange Juice Miyoi Okunoda - Touhou VS Caro Ru Lushe - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Liza Wight - Professor Layton VS Kiko Kayanuma - Darker than Black Shinobu Inuyose - Dig Delight Direct Drive DJ VS Chihaya Anon - Bandori Chiester 45 - Umineko VS Juna Crawford - Kiseki Kady Grant - The Illuminae Files VS Peri Dubois - Entropic Float

PART THREE - 12 / 19 Claves - Eternal Sonata VS Hiori Hirahara - Blue Reflection Lavinia Asimov - Riordan VS Altea Bellerose - Lovestruck Luna Yumizuki - Cardfight!! Vanguard VS Yayoi Kusakabe - High-Rise Invasion Miyu Sakurada - Dig Delight Direct Drive DJ VS Kaoruko Moeta - Comic Girls Zigfried von Schroeder - Yu-Gi-Oh! VS Sakura Kiyashiki - Assassination Classroom Presea Combatir - Tales of Symphonia VS Tsukumo - Nanbaka Nene Romanova - Bubblegum Crisis VS Leilani - Reverse 1999 Reona West - Prism Paradise VS Zizel - Witch’s Heart

PART FOUR - 12 / 20 Mercymorn - The Locked Tomb VS Selene Ambrose - Midnight Train Tsubasa Hamori - Ensemble Girls VS Yamine Renri - UTAU Bluebell Candy - Magical Girl Raising Project VS Akoyo Gero - Cute High Earth Defense Club Maria Cadenzavna Eve - Symphogear VS Suzuki Miyu - You and I Are Polar Opposites Ryuu Zaou - Cute High Earth Defense Club VS Ashu Yuta - B-Project Chizuru Yakumo - Ensemble Girls VS Aries Spring - Astra Lost in Space Mangetsu Kohinata - Granbelm VS Azumi Shiratori - Nyanko Days Araya Endo - Assault Lily VS Amy - Grand Chase

[violethursday]

I like to make random music videos in my head, so here's one

So you know the song Beauty And A Beat? Do you also know about The Low Water Party that was held post Octo Expansion? Anyways I imagine Agent 3 (aka DJ Sango) singing this song with the implication that Agent 8 (who's also at the rave) is his beauty, while that beat is the Calamari Inkantation. Marina would probably be singing Nicki's part.

The part that I'm referring to:

In time, ink lines Bitches couldn't get on my incline World tours, it's mine Ten little letters on a big sign Justin Bieber You know Imma hit 'em with the ether Buns out, weiner But I gotta keep an eye out for Selener Beauty, beauty and the beast Beauty from the East Beautiful confessions of the priest Beast, beauty from the streets, beat'll get deceased Every time Beauty on the beats eats Body rock, oh (yeah, yeah, yeah) I wanna feel your body rock (yeah, let's go, let's go)

[carbonausmoth]

Red Blue Professor Oak Daisy Oak Brock Misty Lt. Surge Erika Koga Sabrina Mr Fuji Reina Blaine Giovanni Lorelei Bruno Agatha Lance Bill Mr. Fuji Baoba Pokémon Center ladies Koichi Player's mom Old man Professor Oak's aides Ghost Marowak Ethan Silver Professor Elm Mr. Pokémon Falkner Bugsy Whitney Morty Chuck Jasmine Pryce Clair Will Karen Janine Red Gyarados Archer Ariana Petrel Proton Earl Dervish DJ Mary DJ Ben DJ Lily Week Siblings Kurt Cal Randy Carrie Amphy Kiyo Dude DJ Fern Joey Kanto Pokémon Federation Kimono Girls Maizie Johto Name Rater Johto Move Deleter Professor Elm's aide Radio Director Reed Player's mom Li Wilton Brendan May Professor Birch Roxanne Brawly Wattson Flannery Norman Winona Tate and Liza Wallace Sidney Phoebe Glacia Drake Steven Stone Mr. Briney Mr. Stone Wally Lanette Gabby and Ty Professor Cozmo Rydel Wanda Winstrate family Captain Stern Dock Maxie Tabitha Courtney Archie Matt Shelly Treasure Hunter Fossil Maniac Kiri Player's mom Hoenn Name Rater Hoenn Move Deleter Hoenn Move Maniac Peeko Old guys Trick Master Lucas Dawn Barry Cheryl Mira Riley Marley Buck Professor Rowan Roark Gardenia Maylene Crasher Wake Fantina Byron Candice Volkner Aaron Bertha Flint Lucian Cynthia Cyrus Mars Jupiter Saturn Palmer Bebe Mr. Backlot Eldritch Felicity Dr. Footstep Mr. Fuego Helena Johanna Sinnoh Name Rater Sinnoh Move Deleter Sinnoh Move Maniac Pokétch Co. President Danny Rad Rickshaw Roseanne Underground Man Wilma Julia Professor Rowan's assistant Jordan Dexter Keira Butler Hilbert Hilda Cheren Bianca Professor Juniper Cedric Juniper Cilan Chili Cress Lenora Burgh Elesa Clay Skyla Brycen Iris Drayden Shauntal Grimsley Marshal Alder Fennel N Ghetsis Rood Zinzolin Gorm Bronius Giallo Ryoku Shadow Triad Anthea and Concordia Amanita Hawes Player's mom Bianca's father Charles Ingo Emmet The Riches Shigeki Morimoto Kōji Nishino Unova Name Rater Unova Move Deleter Reminder girl Unova Stats Judge Calem Serena Professor Sycamore Shauna Tierno Trevor Alexa Bonnie Viola Grant Korrina Ramos Clemont Valerie Olympia Wulfric Malva Siebold Wikstrom Drasna Diantha Lysandre Aliana Bryony Celosia Mable Xerosic Chalmers AZ Nita Evelyn Dana Morgan Sina Dexio Emma Gurkinn Grace Cassius Inver Mr. Bonding Kali Linnea Blossom Katherine Kalos Name Rater Kalos Move Deleter Madam Reminder Phil the Photo Guy Stew Ward Esse Kalos Stats Judge Elio Selene Lillie Nebby Hau Professor Kukui Rotom Dex Ilima Lana Kiawe Mallow Sophocles Acerola Mina Hala Olivia Nanu Hapu Kahili Molayne Ryuki Gladion Plumeria Guzma Wicke Faba Lusamine Mohn Player's mom Samson Oak Harper and Sarah Eevee users Mr. Hyper Gester Alola Name Rater Alola Move Deleter Alola Move Reminder Victor Gloria Hop Bede Marnie Sonia Professor Magnolia Milo Nessa Kabu Bea Allister Opal Gordie Melony Piers Raihan Leon Rose Oleana Watt Traders Sordward Shieldbert Jack Ball Guy Cara Liss Player's mum Florian Juliana Nemona Arven Penny Koraidon Miraidon Professor Sada Professor Turo Clavell Katy Brassius Iono Kofu Larry Ryme Tulip Grusha Rika Poppy Hassel Geeta Giacomo Mela Atticus Ortega Eri Carmen Jacq Dendra Miriam Raifort Saguaro Salvatore Tyme Youssef Harrington Heath Pokémon League representatives Player's mom

Jesus fucking christ what

[driftingmoonmenace]

More random DCA OC facts cause I'm so deep in brainrot rn 💃✨

💙 Selene was made for her Pizzaplex's Fazcade! She's in charge of the karaoke rooms, she can sing and also keeps watch of the kids (and joins in dancing) at DJ Music Man's area. She really enjoys singing ballads!

💜Oberon picked up a 'smoking' habit from Dior.

💙Umbra is wicked smart and is the little techie of the group. He makes EMPs and other devices to help Equinox and the gang get into the Pizzaplexes they target and is in charge of hacking.

💜Umbra is nervous but can hold his own in an altercation. He was mostly used for security for his Pizzaplex. He's not great at socializing and keeps to himself most of the time. (He also has a huge crush on Equinox.)

💙Oberon is an older model like the OG Sun and Moon that shares two AI in one body. He's also taller than a lot of the other singular model animatronics. (He also has a second pair of arms that come out when he and Orion become their Eclipse, Oblivion.)

💜Equinox befriended a human technician that used to work for Fazco. who also agrees that the company needs to be taken down. They help fix up any animatronics that are brought back, they also help with the vehicles and Umbra if he needs it, and keeps the 'secret base' safe while Equinox is away.

[quarsonist]

Red Blue Professor Oak Daisy Oak Brock Misty Lt. Surge Erika Koga Sabrina Mr Fuji Reina Blaine Giovanni Lorelei Bruno Agatha Lance Bill Mr. Fuji Baoba Pokémon Center ladies Koichi Player's mom Old man Professor Oak's aides Ghost Marowak Ethan Silver Professor Elm Mr. Pokémon Falkner Bugsy Whitney Morty Chuck Jasmine Pryce Clair Will Karen Janine Red Gyarados Archer Ariana Petrel Proton Earl Dervish DJ Mary DJ Ben DJ Lily Week Siblings Kurt Cal Randy Carrie Amphy Kiyo Dude DJ Fern Joey Kanto Pokémon Federation Kimono Girls Maizie Johto Name Rater Johto Move Deleter Professor Elm's aide Radio Director Reed Player's mom Li Wilton Brendan May Professor Birch Roxanne Brawly Wattson Flannery Norman Winona Tate and Liza Wallace Sidney Phoebe Glacia Drake Steven Stone Mr. Briney Mr. Stone Wally Lanette Gabby and Ty Professor Cozmo Rydel Wanda Winstrate family Captain Stern Dock Maxie Tabitha Courtney Archie Matt Shelly Treasure Hunter Fossil Maniac Kiri Player's mom Hoenn Name Rater Hoenn Move Deleter Hoenn Move Maniac Peeko Old guys Trick Master Lucas Dawn Barry Cheryl Mira Riley Marley Buck Professor Rowan Roark Gardenia Maylene Crasher Wake Fantina Byron Candice Volkner Aaron Bertha Flint Lucian Cynthia Cyrus Mars Jupiter Saturn Palmer Bebe Mr. Backlot Eldritch Felicity Dr. Footstep Mr. Fuego Helena Johanna Sinnoh Name Rater Sinnoh Move Deleter Sinnoh Move Maniac Pokétch Co. President Danny Rad Rickshaw Roseanne Underground Man Wilma Julia Professor Rowan's assistant Jordan Dexter Keira Butler Hilbert Hilda Cheren Bianca Professor Juniper Cedric Juniper Cilan Chili Cress Lenora Burgh Elesa Clay Skyla Brycen Iris Drayden Shauntal Grimsley Marshal Alder Fennel N Ghetsis Rood Zinzolin Gorm Bronius Giallo Ryoku Shadow Triad Anthea and Concordia Amanita Hawes Player's mom Bianca's father Charles Ingo Emmet The Riches Shigeki Morimoto Kōji Nishino Unova Name Rater Unova Move Deleter Reminder girl Unova Stats Judge Calem Serena Professor Sycamore Shauna Tierno Trevor Alexa Bonnie Viola Grant Korrina Ramos Clemont Valerie Olympia Wulfric Malva Siebold Wikstrom Drasna Diantha Lysandre Aliana Bryony Celosia Mable Xerosic Chalmers AZ Nita Evelyn Dana Morgan Sina Dexio Emma Gurkinn Grace Cassius Inver Mr. Bonding Kali Linnea Blossom Katherine Kalos Name Rater Kalos Move Deleter Madam Reminder Phil the Photo Guy Stew Ward Esse Kalos Stats Judge Elio Selene Lillie Nebby Hau Professor Kukui Rotom Dex Ilima Lana Kiawe Mallow Sophocles Acerola Mina Hala Olivia Nanu Hapu Kahili Molayne Ryuki Gladion Plumeria Guzma Wicke Faba Lusamine Mohn Player's mom Samson Oak Harper and Sarah Eevee users Mr. Hyper Gester Alola Name Rater Alola Move Deleter Alola Move Reminder Victor Gloria Hop Bede Marnie Sonia Professor Magnolia Milo Nessa Kabu Bea Allister Opal Gordie Melony Piers Raihan Leon Rose Oleana Watt Traders Sordward Shieldbert Jack Ball Guy Cara Liss Player's mum Florian Juliana Nemona Arven Penny Koraidon Miraidon Professor Sada Professor Turo Clavell Katy Brassius Iono Kofu Larry Ryme Tulip Grusha Rika Poppy Hassel Geeta Giacomo Mela Atticus Ortega Eri Carmen Jacq Dendra Miriam Raifort Saguaro Salvatore Tyme Youssef Harrington Heath Pokémon League representatives Player's mom

Brock?

i apologize for the above image

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Pairings: Ruin/DJ Music Man, Lord Eclipse/Servant Monty(OC), Servant Eclipse/Lord Ursa (OC)

Word Count: 1,145 Words

Summary: Solar actually gets therapy that works?

Warnings: Cursing, Harassment (mentioned only), Death (past, mentioned only), Therapy, Murderous Zombie (?, best way to describe it), Truth Potion, Trauma (mentioned), PTSD (mentioned), Caps, let me know if I should add anything else.

The Eclipses Chat: Chapter 4

3:15pm Whomst The Fuck?

Helix: I think I look good for Ursa, right?

Helix: Helix-in-a-sparkly-dress.jpg

Acrux: You look good Auntie Helix.

Comet: You look like a princess!

Helix: Aw, thank you, kiddos.

Venus: Lucky you. I get to deal with Lunara harassing me today.

Helix: Oooh, tough break.

Venus: You’re telling me. I wish he’d just shut up and go blow something up in his own dimension.

Orbit: Why not just shove him out of the dimension?

Venus: He’ll come harass me more.

Helix: And become much more personal.

Venus: He’s a fucking prick if you disrespect him. If I shove him out of my dimension, then he’ll come back and be even more annoying.

Helix: Selene tried to throw him out of our dimension once after he called me a dumbass and tried to throw a nuke at me. He came back like ten minutes later and harassed me for five days being transphobic, sexist, classist, ableist, and more. Like…I’m a creaky old lady bot, I know.

Venus: Yeah, I refuse to deal with him even at the Lord meetings. Not gonna deal with that.

Solar: Is having that little maniac just a universal experience? Do I not have a single unique experience?

Helix: Had to deal with him too?

Solar: He came into my old dimension before I moved and after Lunar was revived. I thought he was Lunar but like…overly sassy Lunar. Left after like ten minutes of following me around and harassing me about stuff Lunar wouldn’t say.

Helix: Yeah, that’s him. Not a unique experience.

Solar: I can’t have shit.

Rigel: Well hey, you’re the only Eclipse to get abused by their Moon.

Solar: That is not an achievement and I don’t talk about Crescent, shut.

Rigel: I see therapy didn’t work.

Solar: Noooope.

Rigel: I’ll schedule another, dw.

Helix: I’m gone. Gonna go on a date with my Ursa.

Helix is offline

Venus: Just murder me. He’s harassing me about my skirt.

Solar: I could easily kidnap you. Anything from Lunara’s dimension is banned from the dimension I’m in.

Venus: Oh please god yes. Anything but this motherfucker. I’d rather deal with you.

Solar: omw

Acrux: Com, what are your pronouns? I think you were asleep when we said them yesterday.

Comet: Oh! He/they!

Acrux: Okay, good.

Comet: But I like girly stuff.

Acrux: And that’s perfectly fine.

Phase: I like girly stuff too

Acrux: And that’s valid. So do I but a bit less than you two probably.

Umbra: Do I just have three queer kids?

Orbit: You’re even gonna question it? Of course you do. Your three kids are Eclipses. Of course they’re queer.

Umbra: I know you’re right but shut it.

Rigel: All Eclipses are some flavor of queer. Most just don’t admit it.

Orbit: Also true.

Venus: Freed from the hellspawn thank god.

Solar: Yep. No murder, no subjugation, no weird shit.

Venus: Yeah yeah just happy to not be getting harassed.

Solar: Now, I’m sending you off in my place to go dress shopping with Earth. Have fun with that.

Venus: What? You don’t wanna be in pretty dresses?

Solar: I’m not ready to delve into questioning my gender today. I’m busy today with suffering.

Rigel: Why are you suffering.

Solar: Take three guesses.

Rigel: Your Moon came back to life somehow.

Solar: Nope

Rigel: Your Monty is back alive again.

Solar: Nope

Rigel: Your Sun came back to live and is evil and tracking you down.

Solar: Ding ding ding, we have a winner. Got his note this morning.

Rigel: Wait, really?

Solar: Yes. Apparently Crescent set up a system to streamline his kill code into Corona after his death and now Corona is half-sentient with a kill code and zero self control impulses. So now basically zombie Corona is out to kill me.

Orbit: Well, shit. Hope you don’t get bit or whatever but what the actual fuck?

Solar: Like I know. But now I gotta kill my other brother for the second time.

Rigel: I’m gonna schedule more therapy.

Solar: Trust me, it’s not going to help.

Rigel: Just let me believe it’ll eventually work dammit!

Solar: Why give you false hope?

Rigel: Because I want to believe you can actually talk about your problems with someone that isn’t yourself or a mirror for the first time in your life. Literally the most I know about you is that you were 1) abused, 2) it was your Moon’s doing, 3) you’re from another universe, 4) your Sun was killed in the separation, and 5) you killed your Moon.

Solar: Yeah, that’s about it. Also, I’m a mechanic.

Rigel: Yes, everyone knows that.

Solar: Still not talking about my issues.

Rigel: I apologize beforehand in regards to your next therapy session, Solar.

Solar: Yeah yeah.

Umbra: Get this guy’s therapist a therapist, I got your PM and yes I can, Rigel.

Solar: That’s…ominous.

Rigel: Good, it better be.

Venus: I feel left out.

Rigel: You don’t want to be implicated.

Venus: Yeah okay fine.

Orbit: I feel like a back alley deal was conducted.

Rigel: It was hush.

5:53pm Whomst The Fuck?

Solar: Rigel, what was in my flavored oil?

Rigel: No clue what you mean.

Solar: Rigel, it tasted off. What did you do?

Rigel: Maybe just a little truth potion.

Solar: I hate you so much, you prick.

Rigel: Hate me as you may but you desperately need to talk to someone and this is literally the only way because you believe you don’t have a problem. I’ll be with you the whole time, you can talk to me instead of a therapist and I won’t tell anyone anything. But you need to feel these feelings you’ve been bottling up and let them out into the open. I told you all my issues and I want to be a shoulder for you to do the same. I don’t want you to struggle with this internal battle anymore when you should be receiving help for the trauma and ptsd you have.

Solar: I’m so happy you’re my friend.

Umbra: I can practically hear him crying already from Toronto.

Rigel: Hey! Bestie-Bestie confidentiality!

Umbra: Jeez okay.

8:47pm Whomst The Fuck?

Solar: Surprisingly I actually feel better now.

Rigel: I sure hope so. You cried on me for three hours.

Solar: I’m not apologizing. Any excess oil you have in your joints s your own damn fault for giving me truth potion.

Rigel: Fair enough. But i’m glad you feel better, Solar.

Solar: Okay fine, maybe I should talk about it more. I guess I’ll actually participate in therapy now.

Rigel: YESSSS

Orbit: WOOOOOO

Comet: Dad’s gonna get real therapy!!

Acrux: Good job, Dad.

Venus: Congrats you prick, I’m glad for you.

Solar: Yeah yeah but the therapist is still going to deal with me being a snarky ass.

Rigel: We know, Solar.

[manybruises]

drafted up outlines for most of the replies i owe, will hopefully get to everything before sunday. it's my birthday weekend sooooo don't hold me to that. anywho, you can find some test muses under the cut. if anyone is interested in plotting and discussing threads with them, i'll be around.

LORENZO ❛ KENZO ❜ KENSHAW-RAYE. 31-36. producer. he/him. fc: kendrick sampson.

ALODIE HALE. 26-29. pageant baby turned pop star. she/her. fc: hannah dodd.

TADEO ❛ TITO ❜ PASCUA. 34-38. dj and producer. he/him. fc: manny jacinto.

EMERSON ❛ SONNY ❜ FELTON. 23-26. drummer for a death metal band (name tba). he/him. fc: charlie gillespie.

MICHELY ❛ MICH ❜ LOZADA. 24-26. guitarist for a death metal band (name tba). they/them. fc: lizeth selene.

[t0esniffer69]

list of annoying pokemon characters:

Red Blue Professor Oak Daisy Oak Brock Misty Lt. Surge Erika Koga Sabrina Mr Fuji Reina Blaine Giovanni Lorelei Bruno Agatha Lance Bill Mr. Fuji Baoba Pokémon Center ladies Koichi Player's mom Old man Professor Oak's aides Ghost Marowak Ethan Silver Professor Elm Mr. Pokémon Falkner Bugsy Whitney Morty Chuck Jasmine Pryce Clair Will Karen Janine Red Gyarados Archer Ariana Petrel Proton Earl Dervish DJ Mary DJ Ben DJ Lily Week Siblings Kurt Cal Randy Carrie Amphy Kiyo Dude DJ Fern Joey Kanto Pokémon Federation Kimono Girls Maizie Johto Name Rater Johto Move Deleter Professor Elm's aide Radio Director Reed Player's mom Li Wilton Brendan May Professor Birch Roxanne Brawly Wattson Flannery Norman Winona Tate and Liza Wallace Sidney Phoebe Glacia Drake Steven Stone Mr. Briney Mr. Stone Wally Lanette Gabby and Ty Professor Cozmo Rydel Wanda Winstrate family Captain Stern Dock Maxie Tabitha Courtney Archie Matt Shelly Treasure Hunter Fossil Maniac Kiri Player's mom Hoenn Name Rater Hoenn Move Deleter Hoenn Move Maniac Peeko Old guys Trick Master Lucas Dawn Barry Cheryl Mira Riley Marley Buck Professor Rowan Roark Gardenia Maylene Crasher Wake Fantina Byron Candice Volkner Aaron Bertha Flint Lucian Cynthia Cyrus Mars Jupiter Saturn Palmer Bebe Mr. Backlot Eldritch Felicity Dr. Footstep Mr. Fuego Helena Johanna Sinnoh Name Rater Sinnoh Move Deleter Sinnoh Move Maniac Pokétch Co. President Danny Rad Rickshaw Roseanne Underground Man Wilma Julia Professor Rowan's assistant Jordan Dexter Keira Butler Hilbert Hilda Cheren Bianca Professor Juniper Cedric Juniper Cilan Chili Cress Lenora Burgh Elesa Clay Skyla Brycen Iris Drayden Shauntal Grimsley Marshal Alder Fennel N Ghetsis Rood Zinzolin Gorm Bronius Giallo Ryoku Shadow Triad Anthea and Concordia Amanita Hawes Player's mom Bianca's father Charles Ingo Emmet The Riches Shigeki Morimoto Kōji Nishino Unova Name Rater Unova Move Deleter Reminder girl Unova Stats Judge Calem Serena Professor Sycamore Shauna Tierno Trevor Alexa Bonnie Viola Grant Korrina Ramos Clemont Valerie Olympia Wulfric Malva Siebold Wikstrom Drasna Diantha Lysandre Aliana Bryony Celosia Mable Xerosic Chalmers AZ Nita Evelyn Dana Morgan Sina Dexio Emma Gurkinn Grace Cassius Inver Mr. Bonding Kali Linnea Blossom Katherine Kalos Name Rater Kalos Move Deleter Madam Reminder Phil the Photo Guy Stew Ward Esse Kalos Stats Judge Elio Selene Lillie Nebby Hau Professor Kukui Rotom Dex Ilima Lana Kiawe Mallow Sophocles Acerola Mina Hala Olivia Nanu Hapu Kahili Molayne Ryuki Gladion Plumeria Guzma Wicke Faba Lusamine Mohn Player's mom Samson Oak Harper and Sarah Eevee users Mr. Hyper Gester Alola Name Rater Alola Move Deleter Alola Move Reminder Victor Gloria Hop Bede Marnie Sonia Professor Magnolia Milo Nessa Kabu Bea Allister Opal Gordie Melony Piers Raihan Leon Rose Oleana Watt Traders Sordward Shieldbert Jack Ball Guy Cara Liss Player's mum Florian Juliana Nemona Arven Penny Koraidon Miraidon Professor Sada Professor Turo Clavell Katy Brassius Iono Kofu Larry Ryme Tulip Grusha Rika Poppy Hassel Geeta Giacomo Mela Atticus Ortega Eri Carmen Jacq Dendra Miriam Raifort Saguaro Salvatore Tyme Youssef Harrington Heath Pokémon League representatives Player's mom

[artichow]

February beyblade tournament

Hi, hello, as you can see we’re all having a grand ol time with polls rn and I thought why not do what the bladers do best and make them fight for a trophy or something, so here we are :D

I gathered some of the fiercest bladers, some of the weirdest and worst people on the planet, what could possibly go wrong?? Remember, anything can happen, a meteor can crash onto one of the opponents, someone can get food poisoning or just forget how the game works for a second, YOU have the power!! And loss doesn’t mean the end either way (unless they get crushed by a meteor, they may be dead then but hey that’s beyblade for you), just have fun and be silly!

[FINAL]

Hikaru vs Tithi

[SEMI FINALS]

King vs Tithi

Hikaru vs Demure

[ROUND 3]

King vs Masamune

Hikaru vs Kenta

Demure vs Mei-Mei

Yu vs Tithi

[ROUND 2]

(Yes I pulled a Doji, it’s a beyblade tournament after all I said anything could happen)

Kyoya vs King

Daxiang vs Hikaru

Kazuo vs Demure

Ryuga vs Kenta

Gingka vs Tithi

Hokuto vs Mei-Mei

Yu vs Zeo

Nile vs Masamune

[ROUND 1]

Kazuo vs Doji

Gingka Hagane vs Blader DJ

Tetsuya Watarigani vs Daxiang Wang

Johannes vs Hokuto

Madoka Amano vs Yu Tendo

Masamune Kadoya vs Hyoma Beyblade

Nile Beyblade vs Jack Beyblade

Mei-Mei vs Selen Garcia

Lera Beyblade vs Zeo Abyss

Tobio Oike vs Demure

Dynamis vs Kyoya Tategami

Ziggurat’s rabbit vs King

Chris Beyblade vs Ryuga

Hikaru Hasama vs Ryo Hagane

Tithi Beyblade vs Tsubasa Otori

Motti vs Kenta Yumiya

I’ll try and update the polls as quickly as I can!! And I’ll pin this post on my blog for this week so you can refer to it to get to the other rounds later.

[hoperaypegasus]

More Beyblade Characters That I Think Would Be Friends With Essentially No Explanation

Aleksei, Ian, and Madoka: The coding trio!!! All three of these characters are extremely smart and probably have hacked their ways into the Pentagon at least once each for fun. They would just hang out and talk about tech together.

King and Tithi: I personally headcanon them both to speak Spanish so when King hear Tithi talking in it before the second battle of Nemesis, he got super excited since no one else spoke that or Greek. Tithi just immediately became his little sibling because of this and he is super protective over the kid.

Argo and Klaus: Ok, Klaus loves weightlifting and bodybuilding, Argo loves boxing, hear me out here, they're workout buddies. Like Majority of the time it would be over face time but they work out together and talk about athletics and gym stuff since they're like the only two of the World Championship group who are really into it (Aguma joins them later on).

Motti, Hikaru, and Selen: Solely based on the headcanons that Motti becomes an DJ apprentice and Selen becomes a PR worker at the WBBA District office in Brazil. These three would utterly run the entire WBBA. Seriously, Hikaru's in the administrative side, Selen's in public relations, and Motti's in the DJ branch. Working together, they could take over the whole thing in a night. Without even breaking a sweat.

Wales and Chao-Xin: Fashion designer Wales and fashion snob Chao-Xin. FASHION DESIGNER WALES AND FASHION SNOB CHAO-XIN. Like these two would likely spend hours debating together on wether or not one of them should buy a shirt because that particular shade might not match their eyes right and have the most fun of their lives doing so.

Nowaguma and Yuki: Now, Yuki would likely get along with the entire group of space cadets, but especially Nowaguma. They're both very shy and quiet (Nowaguma more so but still) and love space. They're besties.

Benkei, Enzo, and Tithi: Another immediate big brother. Like Benkei immediately became Yu and Kenta's older brother with two interactions. He would see Tithi and Enzo and just go "more siblings, perfect".

Kakeru, Nile, Demure, and Benkei: Kakeru would be utterly spoiled by all three of them. He already is spoiled rotten by Kyoya dotting on him and suddenly, boom, three more siblings who do the exact same thing and try to be his favorite. Like Benkei will just make him food constantly, Nile will help him with homework, and Demure will take him to cool places for him to bike that they found.

[tournament-of-x]

The Hole

Announcement!

The First Half of Round Two will begin in two days on Saturday, September 23rd, at 8AM EST! The First Half of Round Two will consist of 32 matches, and each matchup will be open to voting for one week.

The lineup for the First Half of Round Two is as follows:

Match 1: Dazzler vs. Christian Frost

Match 2: Vulcan vs. Lactuca the Knower

Match 3: John Greycrow vs. Caliban

Match 4: Rockslide vs. Abigail Brand

Match 5: Tempus vs. Mondo

Match 6: Cassandra Nova vs. Amass

Match 7: Forge vs. Wagnerine

Match 8: Meggan Braddock vs. Spike

Match 9: Lourdes Chantel vs. Sprite

Match 10: Exodus vs. Darkstar

Match 11: Healer vs. Icarus

Match 12: Anole vs. Cipher

Match 13: Artie Maddicks vs. DJ

Match 14: Xilo, Defender of the Broken Land vs. Orphan-Maker

Match 15: Cerebra vs. Solem

Match 16: Thunderbird vs. Oya

Match 17: Gateway vs. Wither

Match 18: Lila Cheney vs. Syzya of the Smoke

Match 19: Kwannon vs. Genesis

Match 20: Galura vs. Typhoid Mary

Match 21: Colossus vs. Summoner

Match 22: Eye-Boy vs. Blink

Match 23: Warpath vs. Professor X

Match 24: Loa vs. Havok

Match 25: Morgan Red vs. Mad Jim Jaspers

Match 26: Azazel vs. Jumbo Carnation

Match 27: Bei the Blood Moon vs. Redroot the Forest

Match 28: Selene vs. Rasputin IV

Match 29: Peeper vs. Toad

Match 30: Beak vs. Proteus

Match 31: Idyll the Future Seer vs. Neal Shaara

Match 32: Frenzy vs. Wallflower

Remember, this tournament is a contest of popularity, not a contest of abilities. As always, asks and propaganda are both welcomed and encouraged.

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