#see mom it's not fake!
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flashback to that time when i saw a friend obsessively picking at her skin and i was like "wow she gets me! I'm so glad it's not j me" so we spent like several (non-consecutive) hours passing a tiny mirror back and forth destroying our skin and then a few weeks later she got institutionalized
#see mom it's not fake!#and even if i don't have dermatillomania#ur girl's got something#and telling me it'll scar isn't helping#dermatillomania#acne scars#bfrb#tw bfrb
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Her Astrophel and Sterling
hmmm
Hmmmmmmmm
You know what.
You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.
Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.
DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!
YES.
Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.
"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."
"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"
Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.
and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#good mom Talia?#Good mom Talia. Yes#Astrophel means Star Lover btw#Sterling means Little Star or Excellent#Deaged Ellie#Deaged Dani#Danny either faked his death or got yeet from the Pits to Amity#does he remember? Idk leaving it open ended#if he does remember he chose not to return cause he knew he'd be punished#Talia comes to Amity after so many years because the League finally got reports of 'Lazarus' like creatures/waters being used/seen#Is she League leader now? Idk again leaving it open ended for anyone to play with#does she kept it a secret when talks to Danny about everything? I think so if he asks her not to say anything#Talia is happy to see her son again after so long. She isnt happy about how Ellie came into his life but is happy to have a granddaughter#she totally holds Ellie everytime she visits and promises to teach her how to make the world fall into her chubby little hands#Ellie loves her Granmama Talia cause she tells stories of all the places she's been#Eventually though I can see someone. Maybe Damian or Bruce. Needing to speak with Talia about something#and they track her down when she's on a visit to Danny and Ellie. And well the secret is out.#dani phantom#danielle phantom#Dani is Ellie
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old pic but never post here. ❤️💖🌸🗡️
to confirmed that I’m comeback to my kallura era.
Art by Jiaozi
#voltron legendary defender#vld#vld keith#vld allura#keith kongane#princess allura#space age love song#kallura#keith x allura#juniblade#non-romantic ‘kallura shippers’ should fvck off and get your own tags#I know you are fake and disingenuous#yes I would love to see kallura having sex#straight keith here#stay away from my space mom and dad#腐癌滾出bg浪漫向tag 別在那演了
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I am once again thinking about how odysseus who witnessed the horrors that the captured women went through (one of his main duties in the iliad was taking the women back home and making sure they were as comfortable as possible and safe because he was the only one trusted not to violate them further due to his devotion to penelope. And in the odyssey part of the reason circe sent him to the underworld was so that he'd have to listen to all these women's stories (before he could talk to the prophet) ). Who was one of the few that saw women as people and respected their space and opinions. And was then put in those exact same situations. I don't have the motivation right now to do a full literary analysis of this (I'll site the sources too) but oh man one day I'm going to write a full essay on this.
#The odyssey#iliad#Odysseus#Tw: rape#Tw: sex slaves#Tw: camp slaves#Tw: That one time Calypso kept odysseus as a sex slave for 7 years#circe#Something about the inherent trauma of witnessing how your friends treat women#Watching them keep sex slaves#Then having to bring these girls home hearing about their stories seeing the aftermath#Then living in a situation where you have to let a powerful witch use you as she pleases half in payment for lives/food/medicine#Half because she has the equivalent of a gun to your best friends head and if you don't keep her happy then youre all dead#And then that witch sends you on a quest to the underworld where granted you'll benefit too but first#You have to listen to every single captured women from the Trojan war that you didn't Shepard home tell you their stories#Tell you that you're a horrible person while you are living in a disturbingly similar situation#And then later finding yourself trapped as a sex slave for seven years to an immortal nymph#And then being labeled as a horrible cheater for the rest of history#And none of this well historically everybody cheated or it's up to interpretation bullshit#Because it fucking isn't and granted a lot of abridged versions skip this shit#But if you read the full original stories and still think odysseus cheated then you just have an issue with men being victims#Or weren't paying attention i guess#Where's that meme where's it like the text was up to interpretation cut to the text where it very bluntly states what's happening#And I'm not saying odysseus was a good person or that he didn't have slaves because he did. And he wasnt#But first off nobody deserves to suffer that violation#Second they weren't sex slaves they were all nurses/maids/spys and I'm not getting into the ancient culture slavery issues rn#Third there's a lot you can pick to hate odysseus for but cheating/disrespecting women wasn't one of them#They literally invented a new word to describe his and penelopes love and it means to be so in love that you think the exact same way#Also forcing this narrative of odysseus cheating and penelope leaving to be a single girl boss is#Just the fake feminist mindset that stay at home moms are weak and wrong and live awful lives
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EDIT: THANK YOU GUYS, Simon listened. They were super touched I made this post for them!
Guys pls like or reblog this post. I AM TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. Make Simon breathe 2024! This is unhealthy as fuck I am trying to get him to take a break at least a couple hours a day. @salemkitty5 @cheeseindeed @thegreatpapaya666 @brozonesimp @watcherofeternalflame @kelpseahorse
#binder#nonbinary#help#fake petition#friend#i am posting this on Ao3 for them to see after#love you Simon#YOU BETTER FUCKING BREATHE MOTHERFUCKER#i am your mom now#he/they
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On my 7th birthday my mom took me to get my hair and makeup done at this children’s beauty salon called Sweet & Sassy and then surprised me by taking me to a Selena Gomez & the Scene concert . Iconic
#the way I was just obsessed with that glow stick#this is the most iconic baby karma outfit this is what I see when I think of myself as a little kid#my mom also took pictures of me on the little runway in the back of sweet & sassy#and used them to get me into these modeling/acting classes in philly#which I did weekly when I was 7#and I had this whole photoshoot at the end and then we had a showcase thing#and a couple agents reached out to my mom but they said I needed to wear fake teeth and she was like fuck no .#I love that that’s where she drew the line LSKKDKFCK
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I had this cool image that popped up in my head while cooking dinner the other night
Rex doing pull-ups with a tight shirt on, preferably a blue one.
The way I would admire rex doing pull-ups and push ups in a tight blue shirt in front of me-
#le simp yaps#the bad batch#star wars#ngl he would look fine#the clone wars#captain rex x reader#captain rex#rex#the 501st#no like just imagine him working out#What a sight to see omg#wrecker too omg I would DROOL#SIR YES SIR#yes captain#delulu thoughts omg#NO LIKE HEAR ME OUT PLEASE DUDE 😭#Captain Rex x you#Captain Rex fake scenario#i actually saw fanart of that on Pinterest#gosh I love Pinterest#okay Im done bye bye#my mom would agree with me she’s in love with Captain Rex too 😝
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sometimes i think about the oldest sister from that one call in 5x15 (FOMO) where the mom falls through the silo while playing with her 3 daughters.
her story makes me so sad because we all know how it goes. that entire call, she was the only one who really understood what was going on, that they might not see their mom again. the team did their best to protect all of them, but she was old enough to know what their cues meant, and you could see the moment she figured out her mom wasn’t coming back with them. but she kept a brave face so she wouldn’t upset her sisters, who were too young to really get the gravity of the situation, that their mom wasn’t just checking in with them, but she was saying goodbye.
she let her sisters believe everything was fine in the firetruck because she would never burden them with the knowledge that their mom was gone before she absolutely had to, even when she herself is already carrying it. she wants them to have as much time being excited and believing their mom is still with them as possible, so she forces herself to be alone in the most heartbreaking moment of her life rather than ruin it for them, too.
and at the end of the episode when it cuts back to the three of them and their dad saying their last goodbye, it’s even more heartbreaking because this is the beginning of the rest of her life shouldering that burden alone. she has two sisters looking up to her, and we can see her shrug off her own emotions to step up for them.
and she’ll do that forever; as long as she has to. she’ll fill her mother’s shoes in the best way she can and in a way she never should have had to because they’re more important. to her, making sure they’re okay matters more than her own grief. and despite being one small part of this episode, that actress (mirabelle lee) did such a good job of showing us this girl in her worst moments, taking on her sisters’ loss as well as her own so that they might suffer less. because she is the older sister. and she’ll put that role first for the rest of her life.
#and like. i know the end of that ep was supposed to be hopeful. and happy. but that made it so much worse#because it’s the beginning of a lifetime of fake smiles and hiding how she really feels#she’ll never let her sisters see her cry. how could she?#and yk maybe i’m wrong and they all got to work through it in a healthy way. i hope that’s the case#but it just made me think about this poor girl losing her mom and not getting to properly deal with that#because her sisters come first. she has to take care of them and leaves no room for her own grief#idk. this one hits particularly hard#it’s not plot relevant and we never see them again but. i think about her sometimes#shoutout to mirabelle lee that acting was excellent#9-1-1#911#911 show#911 fox#911 abc#911 season 5#911 5x15#em saying things
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Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Good at multitasking
Author Note: Continuation to “Get. Lost.”, “Dating”, “Permission”, “Why date a punk like him”, “Panic (Mom is visiting)”, “Deep in trouble (Mom is visiting #2)”, “Why date a punk like him… (Lin Kuei Mom)”, “Why date a punk like him… (General Shao)”, “There is never a god around when you need one”, “ A mother knows best, p.1” &“ A mother knows best, p.1”
[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke’s Fall] [Scenography (1)] [Scenography (2)] [Show off!] [Favorite brother] [Climbing on the wall (nonsense)] [Tomas’ commentary] [Perfectly fine] [Sexy, sexy man~♪] [Brothers between filming - Scenography(3)] [Wrong team!] [Since when you two are friends?!] [I like being evil sorcerer more] [I forgot my line, sorry!] [Read the script Kuai!] [Get. Lost.] [Dating] [Permission] [Why date a punk like him…] [Panic (Mom is visiting)] [Decapitation then] [Deep in trouble (Mom is visiting #2)] [Cultural differences (paid leave)] [Why date a punk like him… (Lin Kuei Mom)] [Why date a punk like him… (General Shao)] [Stop closing your eyes!] [There is never a god around when you need one] [(Over)protective brothers, p. 1 - upset Tomas] [(Over)protective brothers, p. 2 - Control your anger] [(Over)protective brothers, p. 3 - the perfect solution] [A mother knows best, p.1] [A mother knows best, p.2]
#mortal kombat#mk1 behind the scenes au#bi han#sub zero#tomas vrbada#shang tsung#smoke#titan shang tsung#SEE?! THIS IS WHY BI HAN IS SHANG TSUNG'S FAV#sub zero is cunning and ruthless#something that shang tsung likes and respects XD#so when liu kang ask for help and kuai liang ask too bi han is just ok lets kill two birds with one stone XD#the talk he had with father when kuai liang was worried in previous part? he told dad kuai liang is providing an excuse / cover up story#for mission liu kang asked for#i guess mom knows and she came help enlist the good shang tsung to keep his evil counterpart busy proving himself the best4#to fake date sub zero over his mortal self#because no shang tsung can tolerate any of his selves around for too long XD#bi han is just damage control the situation i guess
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you: nicholas alexander chavez, the actor from ryan murphy's recent work
me, a mama's girl and daytime tv viewer:
#text post#general hospital#nicholas alexander chavez#spencer cassadine#sorry i'm still not over my shock at this lol#i remember asking my mom MONTHS ago (she follows general hospital news online) 'hey wheres spencer i havent seen him in awhile?'#'oh his character died off. the actor is doing some netflix show where he plays a murderer'#and you have to understand. i dont consume anything to do w true crime. but to my 63-year-old mother. ryan murphy doesnt exist#so bc of just how self-contained the archaic institution of network soap operas are. i just. idk i didnt assume it was a big role#it didnt register to me that it was the sequel to the dahmer show. is what i am saying. and i never thought about it again#mommy made it sound like he might be coming back bc soap opera characters fake-die all the time#and so i put the thought out of my head until completely independently i was watching a video about monsters: menendez being flawed#and i was like. going absolutely insane w how familiar he looked i was like 'ok i know that man cant be too famous but i KNOW him'#'i know him from something and i know him WELL from something. like whatever hes from is iconic to me'#and then the video creator said his name and i was like THATS INSANE WHERE DO I KNOW THAT NAME??!?!??#it's a name i read in the credits but probably never thought in my head at all bc sorry he's just spencer to me#so i googled it and i was gobsmacked. i was like MOM DIDNT SAY he was gonna be in THIS SHIT!?!?!?#i also do lay my life down on the defense that the cinematography of a prestige netflix drama makes him less recognizable to me#who knew him best under cheap soap opera lighting in basic back and forth dialogue shots. like#i have to be honest i never cared for his looks on gh bc he just kinda looked like too perfect. like he looked like a mannequin#i see it now though i get it#i get why he's very fan editable to the true crime girlies i get it#not that it matters. im just in mourning bc it never occurred to me the spencer era was over. i actually liked his character#i cant tell u why bc he wasnt all that distinguishable from all the other basic dramatic character archetypes. idk it was a good performanc#i cant explain to u what makes a soap opera character distinct while still being completely generic (they all are)#i also liked his relationship w his girlfriend in the show it was cute. he was evil but they were sweet#nicky please come back. im begging u. as your only general hospital era fan who is your age#i dont wanna watch monsters menendez i reeeeeally dont
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when the lip differs from the lip
#aizo’s really too good for this series (sometimes). very male lead of him i have to say#he forgives his mother for being like *that* to him and still loves her despite everything#he shows kindness to people who openly hate him (mona; granted it was only to make up for his bf’s earlier misdeeds)#a n d he tolerates yujiro’s nonsense (bc he loooooves him) despite their frequent arguments and disagreements all#meanwhile yujiro openly hates on people who go after his bf (kanami 2k20: never forget… and chizuutan to a degree too ig)#man i miss honeypre event stories (says this all the time). i miss seeing aizo pine on main (while being dense about his own feelings)#and yujiro being salty on main (while somehow being even denserrrrrrrr about his own feelings for aizo)#those event stories truly were some of the best shipping fuel for ss lxl#(also ngl but. i liked how hiyoko was still present in their stories as the supportive friend role to them…)#(unlike a certain [redacted] anime which turned her into a horrible self-insert who shoehorns herself into situations unrelated to her)#(*cough* aizo’s so-called ‘fake trauma’ *cough* ‘how could yujiro’s family hate him when his mom makes him such a nice lunch????’ *cough*)#(wished we could’ve seen more of the jk trio in the event stories though [sadge]. bring back honeypre p l s)#um anyway!!!!!! see y’all when the next lxl mv drops ig???? maybe later in the week???? sometime between wed-fri???? idk?????
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#bleh. i need half the country to pls stop being on fire. id like to go out and run pls. but its so smokey i can barely see the mountain#i live near :-/ also im just tired and frustrated. its incredible how quickly i vasilate between#things r going well. i should stay in my program and work with cyanos forever. to no no no im not cut out for this. i gotta leave. to yay#let me throw myself head first into consuming every second of my life with working. but only on the things that dont require me to think#which is y im not cut out for this and should be bannished to a world of only doing lab work and following instructions#also i have an screening interview monday for an R0DBT group. so i might b going to control freak classes#assuming i cant convince the lady that im not fit for thr class. which obviously i am bc im my therapist listed the ppl who r#usually put into r0dbt and i was like hm im a lot of those things. but also its 2hrs every week and thats a lot of time. and i feel like im#already on the path away from violently structuring my life specifically bc ive done so much damage#ugh. also i have ridiculously high self standards but i only do anything halfway bc i cant fail if i never try 100%.#so im like a fake control freak. or rather i cant even fully commit to being controlling. im lazy and i dont have the drive.#which almost makes it worse bc im stading at this threshold of control where it destroys me but never actually succeeds in being a perfect#thing. which is def a distorted way to think about it but there u go. ugh. im just tired and my arm hurts too much to draw bc#im older and older everyday. and i dont wanna read papers. i dont wanna grade or work on my presentation. i didn't want to spend 3.5 hrs#doing transfers this morning. and my mom's been dead for 6months and 3 days now. and i still dont kno where ill be a year from now#unrelated
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I'm not going to the wedding. I can't do it.
#v true#shut up Nicki#I'm sweating so bad#and I already said I wasn't going#i want to cry#I just.i don't think i can be around those ppl#most of them have always been nice to me#but I believe most of them new my dad was cheating on my mom with multiple women over decades#and that upsets me v much#and I can't fake nice to them#also the anxiety of seeing ppl I haven't seen in a decade is killing me#and I gained A LOT of weight#and they HATE fat ppl#so that's not good
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Girl is the daughter to some famous guy and he loves her so so so so so so much and doesn't want her to be involved in fame and scandals. So he hires a bodyguard for her so that she can have some freedom and also NOT be seen with him. And bodyguard is just super chill with the man's gushing and doesn't originally try super hard to befriend the girl. It's a job and he just needs her safe and outta the spotlight.
It's going pretty well and is all fine until his friend shows up. Who looks really angy. And glares a lot. So she assumes this friend is just a punk and the bodyguard is like "oh he's nice. he just looks like that when he's nervous."
So when the bodyguard is like "ok i gotta go talk with your dad meaning I can't walk with you to school but I got permission to let my friend walk with you" and she's like okay. I understand. I'm resigned to my fate of never being independent. And then when the guy is like "I need proof or your dad will kill me" and she agrees, HE BEAMS BECAUSE HE GETS TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY. And he shows her the picture and is like "before I send it, this okay with you?" and she nods. She's never seen him smile like that. Huh.
And now the girl has her very loving dad, her loving mom, her protective and kind bodyguard and his weird (boy)friend. And so she has two separate groups of people that love her and she's really happy.
#my bodyguard isnt my dad#since her classmates never see her dad and only see her with the bg they just are like#your dad is really protective huh and shes like oh yeah 100% not know the misunderstanding#and then later her classmates ask her if her dads gay and shes like no??? and doesnt know what else to say#because her dad loves her mom its a really happy married couple wtf#they dont even KNOW her dad ????#then one is like oh yeah i saw that pink haired guy with him again tho they were buying dinner from a convenience store#and shes like OH YOU MEAN HIM no oh no thats.................. hes more like an uncle ?#and the classmates are like OH OK COOL and then it drops cause they dont care about a gay uncle#the gay dad is the drama topic#so she informs her bg that her classmates think hes gay and the two hear cackling from another room#and bg has to be like OH SHUT IT THIS IS YOUR FAULT BY THE WAY YOURE INVOLVED HERE BY BEING MY FAKE BF#and hes like WOW NOT THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN ACCUSED OF THIS
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I wanna see a "body language expert" kind of guy playing poker with a table of various autistics. Real fun to see, I think.
#autism#actually autistic#autism spectrum disorder#look man im autistic and also my body language can be counter intuitive#sometimes i default to smiling when upset or angry#or smiling just in general cuz my mom worked in hospitality so thats how i mirrored to act when in public.#i also can get completely stone cold unemotive when i have something i really want#like getting me a gift i deeply appreciate will be met with “:| thank you” and on the inside I'm exploding#plus if im overwhelmed i can just become incapable of facial expressions#or its hard to do#i also typically avoid eye contact#i can fake it. look between their eyebrows#i do stare at lips more#helps me understand what they are saying. i work at a cubicle and i found its so much harder to understand people when i cant see their lips
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oh i wanted longlegs to be so much weirder than it was. it needed like three more script revisions and some deeper interrogation of the genre it sprang from, and someone to gently take the sound designer's hand on the volume dial and turn it down juuuuust a bit. i need the actual movie to be what scares me, not someone dropping a hammer on the piano to tell me i ought to be scared.
#ignore me#a LITTLE more time in the oven i beg#get that shit off nic cage's face#let me see his expressions i Know he can act with that face let me See it#a man with botched plastic surgery and makeup is your idea of a scary monster...? ok. let's back that up a bit#DESPITE ALL THAT i had a fun time watching it! really gorgeous visuals & i loved the soundtrack#despite the script needing some tightening some lines HIT like a freight train#but get carrie anne a fucking accent coach you cannot be saying those words without the accent to match. be serious.#and that finale..... it should have been twice as long#it was so first draft. like the movie was bored and wanted to wrap things up quick#the cross bullet hole on the mom's forehead was so good though#the effects were a little disappointing. dont get me wrong i LOVED that fuckign cow prop. it was so obviously fake it made me giggle#but ive seen better gore... guy smashes his face on the table to bits and we dont even see an eye pop out? cmonnnnnnn#ANYWAY! do go see it i liked it. have a fun drink & a bunch of friends over. it'll be a good evening
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