#secrets of the satanic temple

[firstkanaphans]

P'Dome released a 3-chapter chat fic set in the Peaceful Property universe as a Christmas present to the fandom. You can view the first chapter here in Thai and I have translated the text below for anyone interested. I will translate the other two chapters as well, but it may take me a few days. Enjoy!

Mon, 23/12 Vimarnsukman Ghost-Hunting Co.

go HOME!: [rock ‘n roll Santa gif reading “MERRY X-MAS!!!”] go HOME!: let’s play secret santaaaaaaa pangx2🍞: screammmmm pangx2🍞: yes yes yes yes yes yes Lawyer Kan: If I could interrupt the fun na ka Lawyer Kan: I’ve told you before ka Lawyer Kan: If you want to talk about something unrelated to work Lawyer Kan: Please go chat in the group “Vimarnsukman Recreation” ka go HOME!: 🙄🙄🙄 pangx2🍞: Maeeeee pangx2🍞: Me and P’Home are the only ones who respond in that group pangx2🍞: Mae and Hia won’t even send a sticker Lawyer Kan: I respond ka go HOME!: 🤔 Lawyer Kan: In my head pangx2🍞: [gif of a cartoon rabbit reading “WOW”] Lawyer Kan: If Khun Peach doesn’t respond, I’m not responding either ka peach93: Kan… go HOME!: 🤣🤣🤣 go HOME!: let’s play naaaaaaaa go HOME!: we can pick a date now go HOME!: christmas eve, tuesday the 24th, at the restaurant pangx2🍞: Is there a theme, Por? pangx2🍞: In case I want to make content for my channel 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 Suradech Ketmuangrong: What is “secret satan”? go HOME!: [Halloween gif reading “BOO HAPPY HALLOWS EVE”] go HOME!: a halloween theme! go HOME!: since we’re ghost hunters 😎 Lawyer Kan: I need some additional details na ka Lawyer Kan: What is the price limit ka? Lawyer Kan: I want to make sure I follow the rules ka go HOME!: no limit baby go HOME!: up to you ka go HOME!: just put some heart into it 😘 Lawyer Kan: Would it be possible for me not to play ka? pangx2🍞: You have to play, Mae!!! pangx2🍞: @ Suradech Ketmuangrong I will teach you!

3 days ago Fr, 20/12 peach93 & go HOME!

peach93: Ai’Home peach93: Are you busy? go HOME!: [Phone call with Peach lasting 3:07:13] peach93: 🙂 go HOME!: [gif of Donald Duck tucking himself into bed that says “GOOD NIGHT!”]

Sat, 21/12

peach93: [Phone call to Home. No response] peach93: [Phone call to Home. No response] go HOME!: Sorry! I was outside go HOME!: [Phone call to Peach. No response] go HOME!: [Phone call to Peach. No response]

Sun, 22/12

go HOME!: [Phone call to Peach. No response] go HOME!: [Phone call to Peach. No response] go HOME!: dude go HOME!: don’t play hard to get man go HOME!: please call me

Today Mon, 23/12

go HOME!: hey mueng! go HOME!: i got your sister for secret santa go HOME!: what’s she into these days? go HOME!: … go HOME!: silence  go HOME!: are you still sulking? peach93: I’m not sulking! peach93: I’m busy with other people go HOME!: what other people? peach93: [picture of a temple] go HOME!: Ai’Peach! go HOME!: I told you not to go!!!! peach93: Well, I went peach93: What are you going to do about it now? go HOME!: mueng go HOME!: it wasn't just me. the villagers said not to go either go HOME!: that it’s not an ordinary ghost go HOME!: it’s a demon go HOME!: [gif from Attack on Titan of men running] go HOME!: have you ever seen Attack on Titan? peach93: Isn’t this better than doing nothing? peach93: The villagers needed help, so I had to come go HOME!: you have to help yourself first, asshole go HOME!: just opening the restaurant every day is already incredibly tiring go HOME!: you still go to the market by yourself every morning peach93: I invite you every morning peach93: Why don’t you go with me? go HOME!: i’m not a morning person ka go HOME!: so what's your plan? go HOME!: when the sun goes down, you go off and fight demons? go HOME!: no wonder you asked to close the restaurant today go HOME!: it’s because of this na go HOME!: i don’t like it peach93: That’s my job! go HOME!: I don’t care go HOME!: why haven’t you been answering the phone? peach93: I already told you. I came to help the villagers go HOME!: you’re sulking. just admit it. go HOME!: ai’peach go HOME!: you know why i don’t want you to go go HOME!: it’s dangerous go HOME!: it’s so dangerous man  go HOME!: if something happened to you... peach93: Yeah yeah yeah. I know. go HOME!: Send me your location peach93: 🐳🐋 [Translator’s note: the word for “location” is the same as the word for “dolphin.”] go HOME!: that’s a whale peach93: [sends his location] go HOME!:🐻‍❄🐻‍❄️

5 hours later Tue, 24/12 01:13

peach93: Are you home yet? go HOME!: [Gif of Donkey from Shrek shaking his head. Gif reads “NOPE.”] peach93: You should have just slept over in my room like I said go HOME!: your bed is too small go HOME!: it’s uncomfortable peach93: You’re so spoiled, Khun Noo peach93: I didn’t hear you complaining when we were working together to set up the restaurant go HOME!: I was drunkkkkkkkk go HOME!: that doesn’t count! peach93: 555 peach93: Fine peach93: Thank you for coming na peach93: 🙂 go HOME!: Come on na. Who is it? go HOME!: the name of the villager peach93: Asshole. I’m not talking to you anymore. go HOME!: 🤣🤣🤣 go HOME!: [Phone call to Peach. No response.] go HOME!: hey! go HOME!: what’s the matter? why aren’t you picking up? peach93: Aren’t you with P’Suradech? go HOME!: yes. why? peach93: Call me when you get to your room. go HOME!: why?  go HOME!: are you embarrassed? peach93: I’m not embarrassed! go HOME!: sure sure sure

44 minutes later

go HOME!: [Phone call to Peach lasting 02:08:09] peach93: 🙂 go HOME!: [Gif of Jerry from Tom and Jerry crawling into bed with the caption “NIGHTY NIGHT”] go HOME!: hey wait go HOME!: what does your sister like na? go HOME!: damn it! we talked for hours  go HOME!: i forgot to ask go HOME!: 5555 peach93: No matter what you get her, Pang will love it. peach93: just put some heart into it 😘 go HOME!: dude go HOME!: r u bullying me? go HOME!: [sticker of angry kitten] peach93: 55555555555

Tue, 24/12 11:03 pangx2🍞 & Lawyer Kan

pangx2🍞: Mae pangx2🍞: [Picture of Peach and Home asleep in bed together] pangx2🍞: What does this mean!!!!!! Lawyer Kan: … Lawyer Kan: I think this is how boys have fun ka pangx2🍞: Mae! I’m serious! pangx2🍞: since when did they start seeing each other? pangx2🍞: Mae! Why do you never answer me? pangx2🍞: fine Pangx2🍞invites Suradech Ketmuangrong to the chat pangx2🍞: P’ Suradech Suradech Ketmuangrong: Krup pangx2🍞:  [Picture of Peach and Home asleep in bed together] Lawyer Kan: You didn't have to send it again ka pangx2🍞: Does P’Suradech already know ka!!!! Suradech Ketmuangrong: Krup pangx2🍞: omgggg since when ka! Suradech Ketmuangrong: Krup pangx2🍞: since the day the restaurant opened? pangx2🍞: screammmmmmmmm Lawyer Kan: Khun Pang ka Lawyer Kan: All Khun Saradech said was “krup” ka pangx2🍞: Mae, be careful pangx2🍞: this is a company secret na pangx2🍞: you’re violating section 19/93, paragraph 1991 Lawyer Kan: Where did you get that information ka? pangx2🍞: I just typed random numbers pangx2🍞: but that’s not the point! pangx2🍞: Mae! pangx2🍞: this kind of thing affects the stability of the company na Lawyer Kan: It’s all true. Just like you said, Khun Pang ka pangx2🍞: Then tonight we will reveal this secret to make them lose face!!!! Lawyer Kan: Your life seems very empty, Khun Pang na ka pangx2🍞: secret santa ❌ secret lover ✅ pangx2🍞: Ai’Hia Peach! Ai’P’Home! pangx2🍞: I will see you tonight for sure!!! Suradech Ketmuangrong: Krup

To be continued

Chapter 2

[yanderecrazysie]

Can we get a love poison scenario with Satan where he basically drugged reader into loving him after she rejected him. But the things about this love poison is that externally and verbally reader seems to be now deeply infatuated with him.

But internally her true aware self is still in there trapped and silenced by her drug controlled body.

I felt uncreative with the name lol but I absolutely love this idea

Title: Black Magic

Pairings: Satan (Obey Me) x Reader

WARNINGS: yandere themes, drugging, wizarding AU

Summary: Never trust another wizard’s potion.

"Take a sip of my secret potion One taste and you'll be mine It's a spell that can't be broken And'll keep you up all night"

-From "Black Magic" by Little Mix

“Woah, are you sure you’ve done it right? It’s all pink.”

Your potions’ project partner, Satan, gave you a shrug, his blond hair sticking to his sweaty forehead. You were sure you didn’t look much better than him- you could feel sweat beading on your brow and rolling down your temples. The heat from the two cauldrons in such a small space was definitely getting to you both.

“The goal of the project was to create a potion that makes the drinker happy, right?” Satan asked, giving the potion a swirl with the mixer.

“Right,” you replied, “But mine is yellow. Not pink.”

Satan gave you an awkward smile, “I don’t mean to brag, but I am the top of the class, (Y/n). Have you considered the idea that it’s not supposed to be yellow?”

You frowned, reaching out for the potions’ book, but Satan pulled it out of your reach and read it, “It doesn’t say anything about the potions’ color. I guarantee you, though, this potion will make you happy.”

“Not as happy as my potion will make you,” you shot back with a laugh.

The two of you each pulled out a vial and dipped it in each other’s potions. For a moment, you considered the bright pink liquid with a hint of hesitation, then you downed it. If something was wrong with it, there were All-purpose Antidotes a few feet away in the glass cabinets.

Satan was smiling like an idiot, so unlike the calm smile you’ve seen on him before. You tried to tell him “I told you so” but you were unable to open your mouth. You felt like you were floating, but not in a good way. Almost as though you were in a fog.

“Satan…” the voice that left your mouth was not your own. It had a dreamier quality and a soft sigh at the end. Almost as if… “I love you.”

You tried to take the words back and apologize, but nothing came out. A dopey smile spread across your face and you couldn’t wipe it from your lips.

Satan’s smile grew wider as he watched the love potion take full effect. Your eyes grew hazy and adoring, your stare relaxing into a loving gaze. He had hoped for this outcome, but seeing you transform into what he always wanted you to be… it was far more exhilarating than he could have ever imagined.

He stepped around the cauldrons and moved closer to you and, to your horror, you leaned closer to him until your lips nearly grazed his. You screamed silently at yourself to back away, to turn and run, but your mind and body were no longer one. Your mind was confused, betrayed, horrified….

But your body just wanted his touch.

“How do you feel?” Satan asked, “Happy?”

“So happy, Satan!” you cooed, “I’m so happy because you’re here! I love you, Satan!”

He reached out a hand and gently brushed a strand of hair from your face. Such a romantic motion sent shivers down your spine. “I’ve always wanted to hear you say that,” he murmured. 

You wanted to ask what was wrong with him, why he had done such a thing, but you were no longer connected to your voice.

“I’ve wanted you for so long,” Satan said gleefully, his smile stretching into something insane, a mix between your happy potion and his sick pride at turning you into a mindless lover, “But you never look at me the way I want you too. This is just a… nudge in the right direction. Surely you understand?”

“Of course I understand!” you whined, “I don’t know how I never saw you before!”

“I don’t know either,” Satan says in a voice so smug you wish you could punch him in the face over it.

“You and (Y/n)? When did you two become a thing?” Mammon asked, eyes zeroing in on the way you held hands with Satan. Your hand squeezed his so tightly that it hurt you, but you couldn’t stop.

The giggle that left your mouth was so unlike you that you felt sick, “Why do you sound so surprised?”

Mammon hid a pout, “No reason at all.”

“Mind your own business, brother,” Satan said softly. You just giggled and wrapped your arms around Satan’s. He leaned down and pressed a kiss to your lips.

“Aww!” Asmodeus said loudly, “So cute!”

You wished you could vomit all over Satan’s stupid, shiny shoes to show him just how displeased you truly were. You were counting down the hours until the potion wore off.

Satan spent nearly an hour showing off your relationship. You couldn’t wait to give him a good kick in the crotch once you were finally out of this fog. 

But, to your horror, Satan pulled out a vial of pink liquid, handed it to you, and said “Drink.” 

Your love-bound body didn’t hesitate.

[beelanddiavolosimp-blog]

Hear me out. All the obey me characters reactions to finding out MC is a stripper/pole dancer.

(If you don't make a joke about Simeon covering Luke's ears when this is brought up, I'll be disappointed)

Now this is interesting 🤔

All obey me characters reaction to finding out MC is a stripper

All the characters had been assembled to have a dinner and small sleepover at the castle per Diavolo's request. Dinner was wonderful with some minor damage since barbatos managed to feed beel just enough to keep him satiated. It was time to sit and relax and the game truth or dare was brought up. A few rounds and it landed on Asmos he turns to MC and asks them "truth or dare?" Mc thinks for a minute and knows choosing truth is better than a dare from Asmos "Truth" they state. He thinks for a moment then grins "what's one dirty secret none of us know about you hm?" MC looks around and sighs well now seems to be the time. "I'm a stripper" they suddenly say. The whole room goes silent all for about a few seconds. Lucifer was sipping his demonous not very interested in such a childish game until of course MC spoke up and stated well uh that. He spits out his demonous and almost chokes. He was in utter shock and can't even fathom MC that way. Except oh boy he does and has to hide his red face blaming it on embarrassment for choking. Mammon immediately screams out "WHAT!?" he immediately demands where MC works what hours they do how much they get paid who have they given dances too? He keeps going on and on he is just mad at himself for not having MC to himself. Levi is all but stalled mentally. He let out a small squeak and just sits there the gears turning in his head and images of MC like that is just...wow. Satan's eyes widen "what!?" He is just shocked at first then gets mad MC would lie to him then gets sad MC wouldn't trust him enough. He did not go into a tantrum luckily but he looked like a kicked kitten now. Asmos sits there shocked for only a moment before squealing happily. Now they can bond even more! He loves pole dancing. He wonders how much money he and MC could make together. Beel drops his food and stares wide eyed and mouthed. His cheeks eventually tint red when he thinks of MC in such poses. And revealing clothing and well...he can't think much more or he will get too hungry for MC. Belphie immediately is on train with Mammon asking 300 questions and he seems more angry than anyone here only because of how possessive he is of MC. Diavolo suddenly breaks his glass from gripping it too hard. MC? In such a way? How provactive! How... sexy? His own face turns as red as his hair and he tries to look anywhere but MC. Barbatos just sighs and rubs his temples he now has to make sure Lucifer isn't dying and clean up the mess Diavolo made. Though from this new information he does quite like the images he's getting of MC through his mind. Solomon helped in covering Luke's ears yet he just grins smugly at MC "may I request a dance?" He suddenly asks and immediately gets attacked by Mammon and belphie for the comment. Simeon is about to go into cardiac arrest because not only is hearing MC doing such a sin shocking and attractive he also has to rush to make sure Luke hears nothing. Meso just laughs at Lucifer choking and then immediately panics for diavolo and his hand. He will admit he admires MC's boldness for just airing that out to everyone. Thriteen is surprised but now she wonders if she can do pole dancing as well. Could it be a bonding experience for her and MC? Worth looking into she thinks. Raphael is just straight faced but he looks tired of the chaos. Though he can't be too mad at MC for it such a sin is wrong yes but some movements make his stoic body feel something so he isn't too displeased learning this.

[tonguetiedraven]

confession: i feel guilty liking your yukio analysis because i am 100% a yukio hater but still agree with nearly every point and that feels almost contradictory.

but anyways, please keep writing cuz you’re stuffs are probably the best in the fandom :)

The series anon is talking about is here, here, and here ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

So here's the thing, you're free to dislike Yukio. He can just really rub you the wrong way and that's fine. You do not have to like a character to acknowledge they're well written, and sometimes being well written is exactly what's so off putting about them. They're too real or too close to someone or something you dislike.

The reason I'm doing this series is because I've noticed a concerning lack of two things with Yukio.

Basic understanding of the plot that is happening in the story. Some of this is on the anime adaptations because woof, the first two seasons made some major goofs that have stuck with us for better or worse, but mostly worse. It did something horrid to every character, and we are living in the ripple (but more like tsunami) of those missteps. The anime painted Yukio a very specific way and unfortunately a lot of people do not realize it was a biased and typically incorrect way. Those that have gone on to read the manga tend to skim or skip those early chapters as well, so they miss a lot of the things that were different and a lot of the smaller moments that were very important for character development.

A willingness to realize that Yukio is more often than not justified in his actions, even if they negatively impact Rin. Yukio is always expected to behave responsibly and always blamed for everything despite being in the younger half of the exwire group and despite being a fifteen year old teacher, full time student, exorcist, tutor, and on some kind of secret assignment from Mephisto and Shirou for half this manga. He has more responsibility than anyone else ans is expected to never misstep. Rin misunderstands him and belittles him almost constantly and yet even when Rin realizes he has made a mistake about Yukio and his own assumptions, readers do not realize they too have made a mistake. Yukio is far smarter than Rin, so unless we're paying close attention, it can be easy to misread his actions because the reasoning behind them flew over Rin's head.

I truly love this manga and the depths it has. How complicated the story is and how nuanced the characters are. How right and wrong get complicated and how connection and isolation play out. I love that these broken characters are messy and make mistakes and try their best and it's hard to say what was right and wrong in that moment. I love how much it feels like there have been generational curses, but that they can be broken and that the sins of the fathers don't have to carry on past the current generation. That we don't have to do this alone and that we can reach out.

I love how often Rin is wrong or misguided or purposefully not looking and doing something that would help him out because he's either avoiding a confrontation or simply too lazy or was quite frankly a bit stupid. I love that he's quick to throw himself in the way of danger and how that ultimately leads him to struggling to listen and that even in hell, he'll still pull himself back together for those that need him.

I love how Shiemi has so much social anxiety but is so earnest and brave and fights through that to be the person everyone knows they can trust and that she'll square up to any impossible odds to help.

I love that Konekomaru is so scared and has lost so damn much to Satan (not just his parents, his entire temple which would mean a fair amount of extended family and friends that were his birth right to have and known) but will strive to be brave for his friends and is so smart.

I love that Renzou is always a mystery except in the way he is there for his best friends when they really need him. That he always has more cards than he's revealing and the only thing you can trust in is that he'll show up in a way you did not anticipate.

I love that Izumo is such a bitch for so much of this manga, and it's with such a damn good reason. That she will push you away and out until you're in, and then she'll be the biggest ride or die friend you've ever had.

I love that Ryuuji is this big and gruff softie who cries more than most people in the manga and who has such a damn big bleeding heart that his response to having a gun pulled on him is being terrified that his friend is in a really bad place and needs help. (And that he might not have noticed and might have failed, and has to make that right.)

And yes, I love that Yukio is complicated and messy and so damn smart it's hard to keep up with. I love that he's such a contrast to Rin and that the snow boy has built himself such an icy wall around his heart because he was so soft and fragile for so much of his life and will not let himself go back there. How he knows Rin will save him and doesn't think he deserves to be saved and is so scared to let himself be weak.

I truly don't mind if people dislike Yukio. He's a character that contradicts Rin a lot and it's easy to dislike that when you really related to Rin. I really only ask that people dislike Yukio accurately. Blue Exorcist is an incredible story and Yukio Okumura is really well written, and they both deserve that closer look and that time be taken to really understand what it's telling and showing us. So much of the Yukio Hater rhetoric undermines that entirely by taking things out of their context, exaggerating, or misremembering things entirely. It harms Rin as well, and so many of the other characters.

So don't feel guilty if you find yourself enjoying my analysis, it's reasonable that you would if you enjoy Blue Exorcist. Most of what I'm doing is rehashing the story out for you. I'm just taking it slower and point out what is happening specifically with Yukio and some of the background stuff it's easy not to notice. I know this story very well (I have spent far too much time reading and rereading and theorizing) and have picked up on a lot of details that help expand on everything going on because Kato gave us so much detail and some of it you don't notice or pick up on until later. (A lot of Shirou and Yukio stuff makes more sense on a reread because we've gotten a lot more of their backstories now.)

Don't feel guilty if you still want to dislike Yukio, though I would ask that you do a bit of self reflection if your guilt is specifically over disliking Yukio. Why is there guilt there? If it's something with feeling that you'll find your dislike is unjustified, you don't have to justify disliking a character, but it might point out that you were disliking a more fandomized version of Yukio than the real one. It's something that happens to a lot of us.

[astra-ravana]

Serpent Symbolism

Possibly the most sacred symbol in Satanism, the serpent represents the Kundalini force at the base of the spine. When the serpent is activated through power, meditation, and specific exercises, it ascends through the seven chakras, bringing intense awareness, enlightenment, psychic ability, and all-knowing. The hooded cobra, seen in many ancient carvings and paintings in Egypt, symbolizes the resulting expanded consciousness of the raising serpent.

This is the true foundation of Satanism- Raising the Serpent. Those who are successful in raising the Serpentine energy are on a much higher spiritual level and can no longer be deceived by low vibrational dogmas (like Christianity).

"Serpent worship in some form has permeated nearly all parts of the earth. The serpent mounds of American Indians; Python, the great snake of the Greeks; the sacred serpents of the Druids; the Midgard snake of Scandinavia; the Nagas or Burma, Siam, and Cambodia; the brazen serpent of the Jews; the mystic serpent of Orpheus; the snakes at the Oracle of Delphi, twinning themselves around the tripod, upon which the Pythian priestess sat, the tripod itself being in the form of twisted serpents; the sacred serpents preserved in the Egyptian temples; the Uraeus coiled upon the forheads of the pharaohs and priests;- all these bear witness to the Universal veneration in which the snake was held"

-Manly P. Hall (The Secret Teachings of All Ages)

Some examples of snakes in symbols:

The Path of Darkness leads to

Enlightenment

Like the Ancient Serpent, so too

may You Endure.

[queersatanic]

Hello !!! 💖 I'm a young satanist trying to figure out how to properly worship and live the lifestyle, but with all the Nazism and such that satanism is infected with, I'm a bit lost as to where to turn for good information that's not gonna accidentally get me on board with ideas that have nasty shit hidden in the shadows of them. Are there any good books/organizations I can look into or just some general tips? <3

We have a certain perspective on this, so bear that in mind.

What is attractive about Satanism as a concept is not really the "might is right" ideology of Anton LaVey and its worship of social stratification, and it's not The Satanic Temple's pyramid-shaped classical liberalism / Gen X trolling.

Rather, it's taking the idea that even if the story of Christian mythology were true, Satan is still the hero for looking at an omnipotent tyrant and that tyrant's proposed immutable hierarchy for the universe but choosing to rebel and grant people agency over their own lives.

And it's the idea that if the Christians say we are demonic or of the devil's party for being queer or seeking the common good of all people, well, then we're with the devil and down to party.

For that reason, anarchism is more central to Satanism than wearing black or lighting candles, even though the aesthetics are what distinguish it from other strains.

From that, Errico Malatesta is a good place to start because he wrote for a long time and focused on pamphlet-style works that could make sense to a typical person, rather than academics.

Malatesta is easy to read, and still relevant in lots of ways because he lived through so much and lived his ideals (famously, for example, refusing to talk to the cops after he was shot by a fellow anarchist over an ideological dispute).

"The ABCs of Anarchism" by Alexander Berkman is also a good introductory work for establishing fundamental values and why.

You also can listen to that one as an audio book over at Audible Anarchist.

Note that both of those are straight white men, and the "mainstream" of anarchism has often had a problem of failing to recognize or live by principles of opposing all hierarchies, including white supremacy and cishetero-patriarchy. The fact that anarchist Becky Edelsohn "dated" Berkman when she was 16 and he 36 (and that this was supported by Berkman's previous partner Emma Goldman) is one example of this. Mikhail Bakunin gave us one of the best quotes of all time regarding anarcho-satanism ("But here steps in Satan, the eternal rebel, the first freethinker and the emancipator of worlds"); Bakunin was also a racist.

Other people can give better advice and examples, but Indigenous Anarchism, Black Anarchism, Anarkata, Queer Anarchism, and Anarcha-Feminism are all areas that a person needs to put work into in order to undo the kyriarchy — the whole structure of interconnected systems of oppression we're indoctrinated into and subjected to.

"But what does that have to do with Satanism?" Mainly it's to help you spot when something you come across is engaging in the sort of hierarchical, fascistic, or even neo-Nazi ideas that LaVeyan Satanism and its offshoots have always had connected with them. They're not always obvious, and having good principles established is the best immunization and antidote to being exposed to new ideas with euphemisms and shibboleths you can't be expected to be prepared for.

You also can come up with your own rituals and ideas. For example, the Satanic Flame Ritual we have is not due to access to some secret knowledge but it helps externalize and objectivize an internal, subjective, emotional process. Things like candles and flames or altars are best seen in that light.

Anyway, hopefully that helps. It's not that you should never read something like The Satanic Bible or other esoteric works to get ideas. It is that Satanism is the exact opposite of place to look for good ideology or consistency, so you want to start somewhere else for that (we say anarchism) and then look to Satanism and other Satanists for aesthetics and inspiration for rituals that you can modify and integrate into your life in ways that best serve you.

[momett]

you realize ramcoa isn’t “secret satanic illuminati shadow organization”.. right? it’s a way to describe a very specific type of abuse. are you saying cults aren’t real? human trafficking isn’t way? institutionalized abuse isn’t real? be so fr

you realize that is exactly what the chairman/president of the RAMCOA SIG, michael salter, believes.. right? in 2008 he tried to claim that a certain preschool had tunnels built under it that he implied were used for satanic ritual abuse... he is a conspiracy theorist, and one of the biggest proponents of RAMCOA.

he believes that the satanic temple is after him, the RAMCOA SIG, and the ISSTD. he believes he is being stalked by satanists who want to literally kill him.

[goodwhump-temp]

Rin Okumura Whump - Blue Exorcist

Yukio Okumura Whump Stupidity is contagious

Season 1 1x01 The Devil Resides in Human Souls - Bloody fist, face cut, held down 1x02 Gehenna Gate - Hunted, almost falls, trips, slapped, dragged, restrained, emotional 1x04 Garden of Amahara - Sobbing (reading Manga) 1x05 A Boy from the Cursed Temple - Flustered, chased, knocked down, almost bitten, almost shot inconspicuously 1x06 The Phantom Chef - Restrained multiple times, justified anger, dies (of horrible food), loopy, held, master chef battle against a pokemon, collapse, hurt feelings/crying, knocked back 1x07 A Flock of Plovers - Thrown, knocked down, choked 1x08 Now A Certain Man was Sick - Jumpscared, hits his head, slapped, dropped heavy rock on his foot, chased, thrown multiple times, knocked down 1x09 Memories - Targetted, hurt with holy water, squeezed, pain, stabbed, bleeding 1x10 Black Cat - Headbut, bloody nose 1x12 A Game of Tag - Smacked, knocked down, punched multiple times, feral, pinned, bloody face, knees collapse 1x13 Proof - Headlocked, sliced, impaled, bandaged, traumatic flashback 1x14 A Fun Camping Trip - Depressing high school flashbacks, panic, restrained 1x15 Act of Kindness - Knocked back, knocked to the ground, unconscious, reveals powers to friends, tail hurts, goes feral 1x16 The Wager - Feral, collapse, unconscious, targetted, imprisoned, nightmare of turning into a demon 1x17 Temptation - Moves while imprisoned, crystal prison broken, unconscious, squeezed, dazed, collapses unconscious, knife held to neck, confronted by ex-friends [insert season 2 here] 1x18 Hurricane - Face sliced, misunderstood, held at gunpoint, punched, stabbed, punched down, held by the head, exhausted 1x20 Mask - Targetted, sword to throat twice, held at gunpoint, shot with tranq, paralyzed, passes out, weak 1x21 The Secret Garden - Targetted, pinned to the ground, knocked down 1x22 Demon Hunting - Betrayed, held at gunpoint, thrown, unconscious, captured/imprisoned, chained as ritual sacrifice, extreme pain, bleeding 1x23 Truth - Bleeding profusely, extreme pain, unconscious, carried 1x24 Satan's Spawn - Punched, confronts Yukio, punched multiple times, bloody, weak, shot, collapse, bleeding profusely, emotional

Season 2: Kyoto Saga (This is loyal to the manga; when making season 1, the manga wasn't completed, so the studio came up with the rest)

2x01 Small Beginnings - Avoided, sad 2x02 Strange Bedfellows - Sad, not trusted, drunk, passed out/carried 2x03 Suspicion Will Raise Bogies - Hungover, tired as balls 2x04 Act of Treachery - Trying to prevent Bon from making the same mistakes as him and his father, emotional, leash tightened, pain, passes out 2x05 Mysterious Connections - Imprisoned 2x07 Like a Fire Burning Bright - Can't draw Kurakara (scared), no confidence, re-imprisoned, sentenced to death, friends worried, depressed, emotional x2 2x08 From Father to Son - Mental block 2x09 Through Thick and Thin - Mental block 2x10 Unbowed and Unbroken - Mental block broken, badass 2x11 Shine Bright as the Sun - Soloing the impure king, no confidence, emotional pain, badass, confronted by angry Yukio, punched, collapse, unconscious 2x12 Candid and Open - Flustered

[askingexorcists]

Not sure if it’s been done, but Ryuji x Rin relationship headcanons. Your blog is fucking AMAZJNG BTW!

Ah tysm I appreciate that sm ❤️

Ryuji x Rin

• Rin was totally into Ryuji first

• Like that first day in cram school he saw him sitting there with his rebellious blonde Mohawk and piercings and that was it

• We all know Ryuji’s first impression of Rin

• Like Rin was always goofing around, flirting badly, and being genuinely cute tbh

• Bon hated it omg

• He thought Rin was purposely messing around, and just making everyone’s goal, his own goal, seem like a joke

• Rin tried to pay extra attention in class, do extra homework and even asked Yukio for some tutoring just to seem impressive in Bon’s eyes

• Poor baby still failed his tests

• Everything changed when Rin saved Bon from the reaper that day in cram school

• Suguro had a new respect for Rin, and saw him in a whole new perspective

• Bon would start talking to Renzou and Koneko about Okumura and how he might be a decent guy after all

• Rin continued doing little things to win over Bon

• It totally worked because Bon kept talking gushing to koneko and shima about Rin

• Shima teased him constantly, poking fun at Bon’s little crush

• Ryuji had actually started to like Rin, but he didn’t know how to go about it, and decided ultimately to ignore it and focus on his work

• When everyone found out about Rin’s secret, Ryuji felt especially betrayed, and incredibly pissed off

• He felt so conflicted…he wanted to defeat Satan, so he should start with Satans son right?

• His heart was telling him no, and his head was screaming yes

• It wasn’t until everything happened in Kyoto that he was calming down about the idea, but ultimately didn’t want anything to do with Rin just yet as he was untrustworthy

• It wasn’t until Rin got close with Bon’s dad, and helped Bon realise how he should hold his dad closer to him

•Bon’s dad finally talked to him and rather then discussing important matters about the temple he was just like …. ‘Son, go get a piece of demon ass!’

• Whilst fighting the impure king together, Ryuji has fully realised Rin is still Rin, and he knows he can trust him

• That hardly mattered anymore to Ryuji thought because he was convinced that was it…holding that barrier up was going to be the end of him

• When he told Rin, to run whilst the barrier was still up, and evacuate as many people as he possibly can, he was also saying ‘Please go, I can’t stand to watch you die, please save yourself!’

• Then Rin starts rambling on about Kyoto tower and Suguro just regrets his life decisions and honestly hopes death comes quicker

• He’s insanely mad, and just has to yell at Rin

• Though he’s also thinking about how Kyoto tower could be their first date, and how they could explore it together for the first time

• Then Ryuji said it…he thought it’s probably the end, so he might as well confess…

• “I’ll go along with your ridiculous optimism…after all, we’re more then friends right..”

• “I believe in you!”

• That was it for Rin, he couldn’t quite comprehend that Bon had forgiven him for his demonic blood, but not only that, had called him his friend, and told him that he believed in him

• He was fumbling over the word more, and what it meant…but he knew he had to save Kyoto before thinking about it too much

• After Kyoto was saved, and Rin and Bon reunited with everyone and saw they were safe, they finally had a chance to talk

• “So…Suguro-san….what did you mean by mo-“

• “I LIKE YOU OKAY…MORE THAN A FRIEND! I knew I’d have to spell it out for you Okumura! Your so dumb!”

•Rin was shocked, like he was stiff … but he just dived on Bon tail wagging

• After they returned back to the academy, Bon didn’t really announce their relationship, he just held Rin’s hand, sat next to him, had an arm around him…death glares to anyone who looked at them funny

•The exwires all figured it out just from looking at the two, Koneko was so happy for Bon, and Shima was a little hurt tbh that they weren’t told sooner, although him and Konekomaru both knew they’d be together sooner or later

• Yukio, whilst happy for his brother in a sense, was more concerned as he wasn’t sure if a relationship was best for his brother in the long run, and often urged Ryuji to ‘let him down gently’

• Of course Bon refused, saying he’s with Rin through thick and thin

• Suguro insisted that he was gonna help Rin study, he thought Rin was a smart guy that just had trouble with taking in information or the way that cram /normal school taught

• He soon regretted the decision….

• Rin is a very hands on learner, and struggles hearing or reading information so he can’t fully take everything in, only bits…where Bon has a perfect memory and remembers every little detail

• It was the final straw for Bon when Rin struggled to answer a basic mathematical equation

• Yukio and Bon shared a silent nod where they both just understood the pain of trying to tutor Rin

• Rin can’t quite understand Bon’s love of sutras, studying and temples…but he’s more then happy to just sit and listen to him recite sutra after sutra…he honestly just loves the sound of his voice

• They’re dates are incredibly planned down to the last detail by Ryuji, however Rin totally goes off track and rather then following the most direct route to the restaurant, he’ll follow a random cool looking cat down a backstreet and convince Ryuji to take the ‘exciting’ route

• Honestly their favourite dates are just quiet nights in, Rin cooks an amazing meal, and Bon puts up some lights and candles, some futons, blankets, and pillows on the floor and they watch a movie together, eating a home cooked meal and some snacks cuddling

• Rin has a habit of fiddling with Bon’s piercings, he hated it at first but now he finds it relaxing

• Rin has a habit of wrapping his tail around Ryujis leg when they cuddle, it annoyed him at first but now he just finds it cute 🥰

• Bon was insistent on being big spoon, so that’s how they fall asleep

• However when morning comes Rin has both arms and his tail wrapped around Bon

•Bon wakes quite early, though rather then getting up out of the embrace, he just lays there a little, enjoying being held

•Though when he does wake up, he gets up really gently as to not wake Rin

• He goes on his morning jog, and by the time he’s on his way back, Rin wakes

• He’s always sad Ryuji’s always gone when he wakes, but he knows his routine, so he always prepares a yummy, nutritious breakfast for when Bon returns

• They sit and eat together, just talking about whatever, and enjoying each others company, before walking hand in hand to school together :)

Sorry if this was slightly long! I hope this is what you meant, and sorry it’s been so long, it’s been sat in the ask box a while !! Thanks for being patient!! Requests are open so feel free to send them in <3

[y-rhywbeth2]

hi! I've been really enjoying your blog. D&D lore is such a tangled mess (so fun to figure out though) and it's a treat to read your breakdowns of anything and everything Forgotten Realms!

I'm sending this ask because I saw a mention of Bhaalist "red rooms" in one of your posts, in which Bhaalists would murder (mostly criminals) as a spectacle for Undercellar visitors. I would love to read more about this, but google and the Forgotten Realms wiki are both being unhelpful. Would you mind sharing which campaign setting/sourcebook/whatever you learned about this practice from, so I can check that out? Thanks!

This would be from the time honoured tradition of asking Ed Greenwood for lore that didn't get into the sourcebooks because TSR and then WotC didn't want to spend page space on: either because it's 'too trivial' (which is just incorrect, there is nothing too trivial - 'Nobody needs to know about the dye industry on Toril.' Well I do! And I desperately need to know how the nightmares that are Sharran and Banite weddings and marriages)) or because they were still skittish about the Satanic Panic (too edgy, too much sex, too whatever; you'll upset the parents. Can't include too much detail on religious practices, taboos and rituals and stuff; you might offend the religious conservatives. etc).

In this case it was mentioned in response to somebody on twitter asking about the viability of Dead Three cultists established in Waterdeep's Sewers.

Either none of my machines like the site, or else it's been fucked to high hell by whatever current management is doing with it, but I can't really use the thing; I can link to a site that does collect these kinds of Q&As though which has it: How viable would it be for an evil cult (Bhaal, Bane, or Myrkul) to set up a shrine/temple in the Waterdeep sewers? (sageadvice.eu)

'[Setting up in the sewers is] not viable at all, considering the city inspectors, the Xanathar agents creeping around, and the gleaners (poor citizens trying to literally dredge and scrape a living from the sewer flows). However, it’s VERY viable for cults to set up just a teensy bit higher, in the CELLARS of city buildings. Many cults are already established in such places, and in “upper rooms” of city buildings, too, which has given rise to the local phrase “whispers in upper rooms” and “upper room whisperers” (where in the modern real-world we would speak of “back room dealings”). 'As for inducements offered to recruits: [...] 'Bhaal: to join a cool, secretive masked by-night fellowship that captures select people and “rightfully” murders them in on-altar rituals to the god (so, the slayings are not a crime, and the cult works to protect you from arrest by the Watch and any consequences of the killings). As a joining member, you get to name one candidate the cult will kill (i.e. someone you hate or owe coin to).'

And the other link between that and targeting criminals ('rightful' murder) comes from Elminster's Forgotten Realms:

'Adventurers far from home are godsend targets [for Bhaalist murders], as are outlaws or brigands; few care if such folk meet a bloody doom.'

For anybody curious about the other two who don't want to/can't click the link:

Baneites appeal to people who are upset at the corruption of the rich and the nobility (the Masked Lords, in Waterdeep's case) and plan to pull out the guillotine and 'exterminate' them and then replace them with their glorious regime where the city will be ruled properly and their wealth given to the deserving.

And Myrkul just picks up the edgy resentful goths who want to play with corpses, feel powerful and/or get back at their bullies/people who won't date them/etc.

[deadmanscity-writing]

Blitzø x Fem!Reader

Request:

This was requested by a friend of mine :)

Now, she didn’t give an outline/scenario, so I’m going to place it in the first episode! Do I care if it’s not canon anymore? No. Am I using this as an excuse to rewatch, potentially, the whole series..? MAYBE.

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Anyway!

Background:

Reader is a sinner that was originally murdered by some self proclaimed (psychotic) saint/savoir, and she wasn’t meeting his standard of being a “good christian.” Reader does lean quite a bit towards atheism here. So! Reader hires Blitz to [Unalive] him, he also ends up in hell. What a surprise..!

Story outline I have chosen:

Reader works with Blitz, and knows the whole… deal.. Going on with him and Stalos. But, it’s no secret that they’re down right in love with each other. Well- It is a secret to Blitz, ‘cause he is the king at not knowing how feelings work, nor how to read them.

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With busy streets and honking cars, a meeting took place in a fairly sorry excuse for a work studio.

Blitz paces at the front of the room. He claps to get our attention before speaking, “All right, now I know business has been a.. bit slow…” He moves one hand to his hip, keeping one in the air to emphasize his words, “lately, yes. It’s no one’s fault! Okay?” I look at him with an eyebrow raised as he brings his hands up, fully facing us. Ya’ Know he’s going to blame… *someone* He hits his hands on the table we sit at. “I’m not naming any names here-” here it comes.. I sigh at what’s coming next. “Moxie.”

I, and Moxie give Blitz the same look. “Now.. I don’t think it’s his fault…” I mutter, slinking back into my chair.

“Now, does anyone have any bright ideas?” Moxie’s face now looks completely with discuss as he looks at him, to which I snort at. Blitz looks at me, having a short lived smile gracing his lips, before looking forward, and continuing his lecture. “On how we can get business drummin’ up again?!”

Me, having shortly spaced out, while looking in the general direction of Blitz, *totally not /at/ him*, I jump as Millie enthusiastically suggests, while standing on her seat and leaning over the table with one hand; “What. About. A car wash?”

“Why a car wash..?” I ask, “To be frank, it really mostly helps with school fundraisers… in the living world.”

With his arms crossed, he brings an argument to Millie, “Yes, what [Name] said. And this is Hell, Millie.” He throws his arms out, “No one cares about CARS BEING CLEAN HERE! Okay?!” He rubs his temples, before getting quite the mood change. “Oh- What about a billboard?” I swear on Satan’s red Hell, that he just summoned sparkles out of thin-air with the childish-cheeky attitude. Cute…

Moxie looks to the side, “We can’t afford a billboard, Sir-” being interrupted with Blitz sliding next to him, and throwing his arm around his shoulders.

“Helpful, Moxie. Really glad you’re in the room right now.”

“This room is drowning with sarcasm, my dear, Blitz~” I say, with my cheek propped up on my palm, a straight face, and almost hooded eyes.

Blitz looks at me with a flushed look, and jutted out lips, almost a pout, before clearing his throat, and continuing to speak.

Well… not before throwing Moxie off his seat. Poor guy.

“Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?!” He reaches into his inner coat pocket, fishing out a remote.

As he presses it, the 80’s styled TV turns on and plays an ad that Blitz paid to air. An ad I didn’t feel like participating in, even after all Blitz’s whining and begging.

It shows:

Blitz whacking a character with a wooden sledge hammer with a short cackle, as the other falls off screen.

Then, Moxie with his gun in someone's mouth, that is tied up to a chair, blowing their brains out, which makes a transition to Loona… umm… how do I even describe that..?

Then.. Millie cleanly slicing another's head off, with a smile and laugh.

While watching it, Blitz stands in front of the TV with raw amusement, holding a bowl of popcorn in front of Loona while she eats it. Millie sitting on the table, Moxie in front of her rubbing his head, and I, right next to Loona, occasionally reaching for a kernel or two.

“Ah. Those were the good times.” Blitz says as if he was an elder looking back to his teenage years.

“I don’t need any reminding, Sir,” Moxie responds, almost bitterly.

“You tell him, Mox..!” I say with boredom.

“Now- wait a minute, whose side are you on?” Blitz turns dramatically to face me.

“Mine.” I reach over, grabbing a popcorn kernel, popping it in my mouth while I stare at him.

“Anyway…” Moxie says, “I don’t need any reminding, considering YOU blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week.” He holds his face in annoyance, while Blitz just continues throwing handful after handful of popcorn in his mouth, staring at the TV while sitting on the floor. “One that you then additionally paid to run for a full THREE HOURS on a channel NOBODY. WATCHES.”

I sigh, rolling my eyes, “Blitz, baby, at the very least look at him?”

He sighs, responding to Moxie, peaking at him over his shoulder, “Uh- Hey- excuse me! What’s obnoxious about a super fun jingle? All right.” M&M sit back down in their respective seats at the table. “It’s a fun distraction when an advertisement spittin’ bullshit!”

I exhale dramatically, Not what I meant- “you know what..? Good enough!” I slam my hands on the table, standing up.

Everyone’s eyes widen, looking at me, even Loona.

I lock my hands together, taking a deep breath… “Sorry. It’s just… can’t you two be in the same room without grabbing each other's throats..?”

“Ha-”

“Blitz.” I interrupted. Pointedly staring at him. His face falls as he clears his throat, waiting for me to finish. “As I was saying,” I side eye him, before looking at both him and Moxie, “You two are always at each other's throats, bickering, pointing out the others faults.” My grip on the table gets stiffer, my nails scratching the wooden surface. “And right now, it’s just about to get on my last damned nerve…”

They both swallow.

“Now! That’s over with! Let’s get back to /business/ shall we?” I sit back down, with an one-eighty attitude and a feigned smile.

“People love musicals, sir!” Millie breaks the tension.

“Exactly, Millie!” He points at her, then brings his arms to a shrug, “and we’re basically doin’ a musical.” He makes jazz hands, before pointing at Moxie with an incredulous attitude. I roll my eyes once again at what’s coming. “Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams, like my dad did?”

“Well damn, que the dramatics.” I say with an impressed expression.

“Sir-”

“‘Cause right now.. All I see is just my dad’s ASSHOLE talking to me. Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside..” He faces away, closing his eyes, and clutching his fist.

“Are you trying to crush his dreams, Moxie?”

“I- what?”

“I thought I knew you..”

I blink blankly. Then I turn to look at Blitz. Then back at M&M. Then at the table in the areas that I scratched up. I start picking at the indents.

“I’d like to go on record-” Wait- what’s going on?- “and say that the incident was /Loona’s/ fault. Dispatch is suppose to give us the right info on the target. It’s very simple.”

Oh… That’s what's going on…

“Oh, sit on a dick, Moxie.” I snort at Loona’s response, quickly looking away and covering my mouth.

“I know I’d want to sit on one~” I bit my lip, not-so-slyly looking at Blitz. We make eye contact, and he blushes, clearing his throat and looking away.

Ignoring my comment and the small tension I’ve caused, Moxie attempts to backhand Loona; “You sit! Sit on a- and the- di- DO YOUR JOB!” He gives up. He hits his hand on the table, making a small *thump*.

“Hey! Now we don’t blame our screw-ups on Loona, okay?” He walks behind Loona, also ending up behind me as well. “She didn’t do anything wrong.” Blitz wraps his arms around her, and rubs his cheek against hers.

I smile, even as she growls.

“Are you kidding me sir? She’s awful.”

My smile drops as I look towards Moxie, “Moxie, not really the time.”

“Oh, please, just because you’re in love with sir doesn’t mean you can just boss us around! You have to agree that Loona is at fault, at least some of the time. And that she doesn’t know how to do her job, let alone have a decent amount of respect for anyone here!”

“Well, that is true, and I will not deny that, but now is not the time, Moxie-”

“Wait- wait- wait. What did you just say Moxie..?” Blitz puts his hands up in a back-away motion, eyeing Moxie wearily.

“I said; just because she’s in love with you, sir, doesn’t mean she can just boss us around. And-”

“In love… with me?” He points at himself, confused. He then gestures to me, “Her? In love… with me?... Yeah. No way. Don’t lie here Moxie.” He tries to play it off, waving his hand, as if trying to wave away the thought of me actually liking him.

“Sir, is it really not that obvious? She chooses to go with you if we have a split off mission, with just three or all four of us. She asked you directly where you live, and your number so she can check up on you, make surprise visits, and make sure you’re happy, and in no way lonely. She has everything about you memorized. She’s practically obsessed with you, sir.”

“Wha..?” His gaze drifts to mine. I carry a blush on my cheeks, and an upside down smile.

“I wasn’t really trying to hide it…”

[batswithsillyhats]

Hi, I’m Gaby! I’m a 22-year-old artist and writer. I’ve been on Tumblr since 2012, but recently made this new account to organize my art and writing. I’m a child care worker and I live in the Western US. I have a cat named Oregano and I spend most of my free time playing video games. I write WLW fan fiction and original stories. All my works have tags and warnings at the top. I reblog fanart and stuff too :> I use tags to organize all my posts; #gabgabs = random thoughts/posts #reg post = pictures of Oregano (the cat) #gab poetry = My personal poetry #gabfic = fanfictions #gab headcanons = headcanons #gab art = Original art #reblog = reblogged posts #original = original works #oc stuff = Original character posts #Yorrow = Yorrow lore and related posts

Requests are - Open!

I will write WLW fics for the following fandoms; RDR2 | BG3 | SotF | Arcane | Stardew Valley | RE8 | Dungeon Meshi

Feel free to ask about other fandoms.

Themes I will write; Fluff/Domestic fluff | Angst w/ a happy ending | Slow burn/Yearning | Smut/Porn without plot | Period typical homophobia | Enemies to lovers | X reader

Explicit themes I will write; Dubious consent | Bondage | Light pet play | Knife play | Biting/marking

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[boxbusiness]

My first thought about Solomon and Asmo having an emotion baby was honestly the story of Solomon summoning Asmo to build his temple. . .I imagined Asmo got so mad then that he had an emotion baby, making Allocer the oldest of the kids, actually closer in age to Satan than anyone else lmao they just never talk about her. Sent her to boarding school or something and suddenly she comes back into their lives, freshly graduated from high school or college or something. Probably not an angry person at all, despite being born from anger.

Honestly, that would fit perfectly with how Allocer would have been introduced originally.

The comic was supposed to go Lucifer being surprised at Addy's sudden appearance takes them to see Diavolo, Barbatos, and Solomon. Solomon then theorizes the whole emotional baby poof scenario to be Addy's origins and pokes a bit of fun at Lucifer. The Allocer punchline is when she comes in the room asking for her father Solomon and everyone has a spit-take moment. Comic end~

Going off what you suggested, it falls in line more that Asmo had an anger baby, perhaps not knowing what to do next he just sends her off to a boarding school in secret. How soap-opera-y lol I'll probably might go with that.

As a little heads up if anyone is curious, Allocer's personality is more like Solomon's. I wanted her to have a poised princely vibe. A lot of people have a crush on her etc.

[mrxcreepypastamadness]

Here's my official reveal of King Virtual, no it's not King Candy/Turbo from Wreck-It-Ralph, at all.

King Virtual

Inspired by: Mr. Virtual created by Stupendous Snart

Appearances:

• Candy Land (Original King Kandy)

• Friday Night Funkin': Sugar Rush Madness V2

• Jubileena's January Night Massacre (Upcoming)

• Vs. Sugar Hallow FNF Port V1 (Cancelled)

• Candy Land: The Great V1RTU4L Experience (Upcoming Candy Land Creepypasta)

• Curse of the Crimson King (Upcoming)

• Friendly Enmity (AU upcoming.)

Aliases:

• Mr. King Virtual (most commonly/Non-Canon name)

• King V

• King Vlad the V

• Vlad

• Vlad the Halocaust King

• The Crimson King

• Various Fake Identities

Affiliation:

• Torri Ferdinand (Police officer/Enemy)

• Sammy Henderson (victim)

Age:

• 63 (at time of death)

• 102

Species:

• Human (formerly)

• Poltergeist

Gender: Male

Height:

• 6'3 (Human)

• 14'5 (Current)

Weight: ???

Eye Color: Black

Date of Birth: 666 A.D.

Date of Death: October 13th (Day of his execution ordered by a new King that saved everyone from mass extermination.)

Place of birth: ???

Occupation:

• King/tyrant ruler of his crimson kingdom (Formerly)

• Serial Killer

Debut: Friday Night Funkin': Sugar Rush Madness

About:

King Virtual is a Virtual Boy oriented EXE inspired by Mr. Virtual. He is the antagonist of the upcoming horror series "Curse of the Crimson King" and "Candy Land: The V1RTU4L Experience".

Biography:

King Virtual was once a normal king and a tyrant simply under the name "Vlad the V", he lived a life of struggle and torment before one day he snaps, burning down his whole entire kingdom and watching the halocaust of those he knew die before his very own eyes, the screams of his subjects, servants and peasants caused him a sence of pure bloodlust and euphoria, and this down life of a sinful act, becoming a ruthless dictator and serial killer once again under the alias of "Vlad the V", his killings would involve him mutilating his victims in various ways, and carving a large satanic temple symbol on their chests before burying them in secret locations.

His killings caught attention to King Thomas Ferdinand the III, who immediately took action, started a war in hunting a psychopath, who, after months would eventually be caught in October 13th, the war would lead the king to Vlad into the dungeon where he can be current held for awile until his Judgement Day, where Vlad the V would be eventually executed, burning him on a stake he was tied to, and eventually Vlad the V would bring a curse upon everyone where he would be possessing a Virtual Boy console, where they would be showing of the latest "Virtual Boy" System.

Unknowing to Torri Ferdinand, Vlad the V's soul would become tethered to the system in death, transforming a red gangly and seemingly shapeless poltergeist.

Months after his death, Vlad the V takes the name "King V", a giant phantom which took a twisted form of King Kandy, having renounced his previous life to attain one singular goal, Kill Officer Torri Ferdinand. He wasn't yet aware of his abilities till an unsuspecting Sammy Henderson had played a very system he inhabited, this allowed Vlad the V to follow him, just as he did to his previous victims, which lead him to attempting his old halocaust ways, Sammy would experience months of nightmares and unexplained origins and paranoia, till one day, he was able to see him, then he struck, He mutilated not his physical form, but the very soul that inhabited his body, leaving it a mangled corpse of what once was "Sammy Henderson", in doing this, he was able to replace him and tether his form to the body of Sammy, using it as a vessel, the feeling of flesh, the smell of the air, it was all familiar, but completely foreign to him at the same time, he has returned to the physical plane, and he LOVED it...

But this feeling, this vessel, it would fall short, as only mere days after he attained his new body, it would begin to rot away, the skin peeling off, the face deteriorating into a grotesque smile which matched that of his new face, and then, without any warning, he was back in the headset, he had stayed tethered to the cursed object he had made a curse with, and he was no closer to achieving his goal, however, with a newfound knowledge of his abilities, he would just need to try again, and again, until one day, Ferdinand would die by his hands...

Voicelines:

Friday Night Funkin'; Sugar Rush Madness (Hellish Hollows):

• "Would you like to try again?

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

• "HMHMHMHOHOHOHAHAHAHA!"

• "Such a Bold Knight in shining armor, yet...such a frail mind...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

• "Thank you for freeing me...

BOY..."

• "Now you can truly be with your Girlfriend...FOREVER..."

Gallery:

King Virtual (GF form)

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

Does Indibama count? It was one of the first I found somehow, and it's so sweet to me! Let's see, there's also Georgia and Oregon, for some reason. Not sure how rare people find it, but Gov/Satanic Temple is a fun missed opportunity madhouse. I've got some fic ideas for that one.

-I don't really pay attention to Indiana so I'll say Indiana/Alabama counts as a rarepair

I still think the ship would be cute tho

-Georgia/Oregon

I've never heard of it and I don't really get it but if someone can convince me I'm all ears

-Gov/Satanic Temple

I don't ship it but it sounds intriguing. Gov would have to keep it a secret tho bc he's not meant to prioritise religions

[hunterphd]

We are here tonight with a very special guest, Robert Thompson. Thompson is the head of the Temple of Moloch, a branch of the Satanic Temple that focuses on pro-supernatural groups and anti-Christianity religion. Thanks for coming on tonight, Robert.

“You know I couldn’t miss a chance to speak to the public.”

So, tell us about the Temple of Moloch, what do you do and what do you preach?

“Well, you pretty much summed it up. I took the concept of Satanism- where Satan is real, not the concept of Satan- and decided to make a branch that honors the works of a demon king named Moloch. Moloch is completely devoted to the works of Lucifer and the Anti-Christ. He works feverishly against the lies of Christianity and works of Heaven. I take these and put them into lessons for the masses to learn from so that they can learn the truth. I also make sure the Temple helps to fund pro-supernatural groups. “

There’s talk that you refuse to help those groups who have a heavy need to assist angels. Is this true?

“I mean, angels are of Heaven. I don’t completely shut out the idea, but we have to make sure certain things are… met… before we do. Otherwise, we believe the supernatural are just as important as humans in the scope of Satanism.”

How do you feel about the movement of anti-supernatural groups?

“They’re stupid. The world is being ran by them at a cosmic scale. The world’s largest religions are all about the supernatural. Humans that fight it will find out that it’s all in vain.”

There are picketers and groups working hard to shut down places where you are scheduled to speak. How is this affecting your gain of followers?

“We haven’t seen a dip in participation, more like staying even. Once more things happen with the Anti-Christ, we are expecting more followers.”

The Antichrist, you mean Aaron Trainer?

“Yes, that’s correct.”

What’s he like?

“He’s a goal setter, very fair and just. He’s also powerful and keeps his followers safe.”

Let’s talk about the Anti-Supernatual again. What do you think of the World Wide Anti-Supernatual Coalition?

“Losers, honestly. They are great at lying to the public and making them fear the wrong things about the supernatural.”

The wrong things? What would those be?

“Demons, for instance, make deals. A lot of time it’s to the benefit of the human host. The WWASC says demons are just taking over humans or lying to them to gain power and gain hosts. Not true. Then they speak down about vampires. Most vampires aren’t out there killing humans. Most vampires don’t rely on random humans to feed. They use donors or buy blood bags. Attacks are rare, and when it does happen, the Conclave takes care of these like it’s a crime. Werewolves? Gentle dogs. It’s almost unheard of to have werewolf attacks, and when there is, there’s something the human has done to wrong them personally.”

And angels?

“I don’t like angels, I don’t keep this a secret. But the WWASC talks about them as complete lies that we base our religions on. While there’s some truth to that, the angels do come from a spiritual realm that existed way before humans made religion. The stories of angels and demons go back millions of years before humans were made. According to the WWASC, the angels and demons only began claiming their power in spiritual matters when human’s imaginations used them to explain the how the world worked. This is a true basis in all theology of religion, sure, but not realistic throughout all of it. It downplays the importance of what’s going on now and how important it is that humans pick their allegiance- hopefully by doing the right thing by joining the Antichrist.”

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Robert Thompson.

“Heh…. That guy is full of himself. He could care less about humans, really. All he cares about is gaining power for Aaron Trainer by twisting truths.”

There’s a rumor out there that Robert Thompson is a demon host. What do you think about that?

“It wouldn’t surprise me one bit. With him being such a sympathizer and being very against angels, it would make a lot of sense. In fact, I would bet he is a demon himself disguised as a human running that temple. He could very well be Moloch.”

What would the repercussions be if he were the demon king Moloch?

“Any human and supernatural that has pledged themselves to him and Trainer would have no ownership of themselves or their souls. Once you would pledge your faith to him, you’d never be able to change your mind. Everything he is doing is for power over the world and power over humanity.”

What do you think about hearing that some members of the Church of Moloch have tried leaving after some of these rumors or with what’s currently going on in the world?

“What do I think? Well… I don’t think it will end well for them. Once allegiance is given to a demon or Hell or whatever, we never hear of success coming out from the other side. I think those back peddling now were quick to jump on the bandwagon from the beginning. Like something trendy- but now that trend is over for them and they are seeing the repercussions of having the supernatural exist in their world. They believe that denying Moloch or this ‘Antichrist’ will allow them to join some other group of individuals now that they see the truth. But I really don’t think it works that way, not with demons. I think it’s a shame how demons can do such things, another reason why the supernatural are so dangerous.”

Do you fear speaking about Moloch or the Antichrist the way you do?

“Not at all. I believe in the human spirit, I believe that we as humans don’t need to become one of them to be powerful or strong or whatever silly lies they tell people. Why would I have to fear them?”

Are you afraid they’ll ever find out who you are?

“I’m one human out of millions still left in the states. There are human activists who use real weapons and terrorize supernatural. I’m just a man who is working towards a bright future for humans. They will likely never find out who I am, but if they ever do, humanity will already have great success in dwindling the supernatural down.”

When you’re talking about dwindling the numbers of the supernatural, do you mean killing them?

You know I advocate for more peaceful resolution when necessary. Killing is up to the Hunters and other similar groups. I merely find medical solutions. Of course… I would by lying if I said I haven’t developed things to kill supernaturals- but it’s honestly for human protection, not a ways to wage war.

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Tonight, we have two very special guests. Adam Black, spokesperson for the World Wide Anti-Supernatural Coalition is in place of Leonard Banks who declined this discussion, and the leader and spokesperson of the Church of Moloch, Robert Thompson. We thank you both for being here tonight so we can uncover some truths about your associations and what you advocate for.

Adam Black, it’s good to have you on here again.

“It’s good to be back.”

I’ll start with the pressing question many at home are probably asking: Why did Banks decline to be here tonight?

“Banks never makes public appearances, your viewers know this. He offered to use the phone but your correspondents wanted this in person debate, so I came as the representative of Bank’s business.”

For us, it was a chance to get Banks to finally meet with one of the head’s of the pro-supernatural group in a safe setting. But we understand and appreciate you coming in his place. Do you know Banks personally?

“I do speak to him frequently, yes. He has trusted me to handle affairs when he can’t be present, hence why I’m the speaker for his empire.”

And Robert Thompson, this is also the second time we’ve had you on. It’s a pleasure having you again.

“You know I couldn’t stay out of the spotlight for long.”

Indeed. Let’s start with you, Thompson—

“---Robert.”

Yes, excuse me, Robert. Robert, what makes the supernatural valuable to society?

“Everything humans can do, we do plus some. I mean, supernaturals have existed among humans for thousands of years in plain sight and it wasn’t until the last decade or so that it became widely known that we even existed. The world was doing fine, but suddenly we’ve had to come up with programs to protect us and get humans to understand that we aren’t at war with anyone. We just want to live freely as any of them do.”

What do you want to say to that, Mr. Black?

“You supernatural call it ‘fearing what we cannot understand’ but that’s not the case and we are tired of this dribble. Supernatural had to hide among humans because they knew they aren’t suppose to exist. They hid so long because they were harming humans and meddling in their affairs with a risk of being found out. Look at where we are today. Supernatural awareness only grew out of the necessity of a worldwide virus that supernaturals spread. Then, we had fires spread across the globe, and recently, millions of unexplained deaths of mostly humans. Humans are tired and fed up with the supernatural constantly trying to kill humans. We want more freedom and will fight to push the supernaturals back so humans can regain control of our lives.”

“We never were hiding because we weren’t supposed to exist- we hid because humans wouldn’t except us just like we are seeing now. Their world and truth was bland and ordinary by the time many of us were able to get topside. Other supernatural didn’t appear for a long time, none of us were going to just show up and announce ourselves.”

“But you did, didn’t you. When the virus was ravaging the world, many of you decided to break the veil and show yourselves.”

“Pfft- It wasn’t just us, trust me on this. Hunters, government officials, your damn groups all outted us. We had to adapt.”

“And you all still try and hide.”

I doubt we will find a solution on this, so I think it’s best we move onto something else.

Mr. Black, with all the advancements of companies owned under the World Wide Anti-Supernatural  Coalition, what sort of options are out there for humans and supernatuals?

As you know, this year we are introducing the ability for humans to stay human- or another way to look at it- be unable to be turned by supernatural creatures. This comes from years of work from Gene-X and distributed across all HuMan Pharmaceuticals facilities across the country, and soon to be in many other countries as well. ‘Supernatural Shield’ as we coined it, is the most advanced formula to date. This also will make any human who takes it taste rancid to those supernatural who try to feed on them. So, if you’re a human who’s gives blood, whether or not it’s for human use or it gets sold off to a supernatural organization, rest assured your blood becomes unedible and can pose health risks to the supernatural who tries to ingest it.”

What about your organs?

“Same with organs, the whole body becomes useless to the majority of the supernatural population.

Another win for us has been our pill that eliminates the scent of humans. We have had big buyers since last quarter when it came out.”

Scent? Can you explain more for the audience out there?

Yes I can. Many supernatural are much like animals, they rely on scent to hunt or just generally find humans. This pill, when taken monthly, eliminates most human’s scents. We think of scents being pheromones, colognes, perfumes… Now, the only challenges we have had are those who wear sprays of all types, use perfumed detergents and other laundry additives or even have bad hygiene practices. This pill isn’t for stopping people to stink, as some might try. Those who have the most success wash frequently, wash laundry unscented detergent and don’t use fragrant additives, don’t eat fragrant meals and don’t wear added perfumes or colognes. Now, this isn’t to say you can’t take the pill and not go out for the night and have fun, but for general use for those wanting guaranteed discrepancy, they will have to refrain from the use of these. Use of the pill while having a light scent is shown to have the scent even lessen when it comes from internal factors. The WWASC and Gene-X have even worked with Proctor and Gamble to release some better laundry solutions that formulate best when taken with this pill and are in major retailers everywhere. So far, we have had great success.”

I started using the laundry detergent myself and it’s amazing how clean but how void of any smells my clothing has now, like completely clean. This pill, what’s it’s name for those wondering?

“Anonscents. You should be able to find it in all HuMan Pharmaceuticals and next month.”

Robert, what do you have to say about these particular releases by the WWASC?

“Honestly? It’s causing paranoia everywhere. It’s not like there are groups of vamps out there stalking humans and waiting to eat them. But that’s what the WWASC is selling. Paranoia. They capitalize on the fear of humans, which is pretty much propaganda all on it’s own.”

“It’s more than that, Thompson, it’s a guarantee to live freely away from the chains of the supernaturals. No human wants to be the one that gets killed taking supplies to a small town. No human wants to be walking the sidewalks in the city and be mugged and fed on. Humans want to live and be free, this makes sure this happens.”

Robert, are you hearing about these solutions back in the supernatural community? How is it changing supernatural lives?

“I’ve only heard one or two stories, nothing of note yet. The stories are mostly of when the U.S. Army had taken the innoculations. I think we will be hearing more before long, and then we can follow up.”

A few years ago, HuMan Pharmaceuticals had produced some other big products that are no longer in production. Gene X also has had some dealings with medical changes dealing with the supernatural but are still live according to WWASC’s website. Can you tell us about these?

“Ah, yes, you’re talking about the werewolf venom and biotech appendages? The werewolf venom was a success albeit a low seller. We figured it wouldn’t be popular but wanted to offer this.”

Why offer it if WWASC is against supernatural?

“While safe to take for most, the end goal is really… something even I have no knowledge of. I can say that it was for a limited time and brought a lot of data with it. The wolves who took it are living normal werewolf lives.”

And the appendages, like wings, tails….?

“It was to offer the supernatural something if they somehow lost their’s… mostly for data. We needed more of the population to experiment with, so we let it out. It wasn’t popular at all, but the handful of supernatural who received the implants lived well for a time.”

“Yeah, experiments being the big buzz word. Even the humans who took the venom, you needed more werewolf data about their first changes and couldn’t willingly kidnap humans without the WWASC getting a bad rap if anyone found out. So the best way was getting willing humans to take it and study them from there. Now you have everything about them on record and, according to records I got my hands on, 75% of those who took it have died or disappeared- probably in your experimental facilities being tortured. Oh, yeah, and those implants? More bullshit. You wanted to study if supernaturals could change themselves with technology- and then you were able to take all that information from each of those victims. Don’t play dumb and think you were doing something good for anyone.”

“You can’t prove any of that, Thompson. Again, you are throwing out fear to the audience.”

“I’m actually throwing out truth wrapped in your bullshit—”

Biotech. This is a very little known company under WWASC’s empire. Do we have any updates from them?

“Nothing for the public after the… appendages… has been worked on. We do have some things that are confidential at the moment, but rest assured, they are always working on something to benefit humanity.”

@aaron-trainer

if you're missing these, go to his page and i think they are all tagged either about or para, maybe news idk but they are all like news clippings and what you would see with youtube vids

itll get you caught up on what he's doing