#secretlifesmp

[wassup-its-e]

here are all the art i've done for secret life!

[brie-a-cheese]

[mansa1212]

SECRET LIFE

THAT IS SO UNDENIABLELY EVO/WATCHERS LOGO IM GOING INSANE WH A T?!

[whyboi12]

My first reaction to Iskall calling Scar a innocent pure man to Etho was that we need to show this man secret life.

We need to show Iskall how many kills he got. We need to show him how Scar killed Etho all 3 times. We need to show Iskall what Scar said before killing Etho for the final time.

[blackdiamond1038]

shes dead scar

you won

[inthelittlewood]

i just ordered a life sweatshirt!! i’m so excited to get it, i got the balloons one and it’s so cute.

:))

Nice pick! Highjacking an ask again to remind people TODAY is the LAST CHANCE to get Christmas delivery on the merch!

[ivm1]

Scar, talking to Grian about the cactus he gave Grian in episode 1: There's zero chance you gave it away. You wouldn't have given it to anybody. You and me, we know monopolies, and you've got it in your back pocket.

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DESERT DUO 3.0?????

This is just proof that even "arguments" count as "___ duo" crumbs in the life series fandom

[jazstudios]

LIZZIE JUST RELEASED AN EPISODE FOR A NEW SERIES!! SECRET LIFE!! IF YOU'VE WATCHED IT YET WHAT DID YOU THINK OF IT??? HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!/GENUINE

HELLO YES I DID WATCH IT !!!!! I THINK IT'S SO COOL THAT LIZZIE CAME BACK WHEHEHEHH >:D THANK YOU ANON, I DID ENJOY WATCHING IT!!

now you guys can have this shadowbeans art i did of Lizzie's secret task....٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

[theworstbiscet]

If a had a Nickel every time he did this I would have two nickels,

which is not a lot but I'm glad it happened twice

[exsaltedd]

ermn he's literally neurodivergent and a miner

[evyevener]

“Gaslight, Gatekeep, BigB”

-My Friend about BigB lying about the hole

[wassup-its-e]

[ Free the End ]

[brie-a-cheese]

My piece for the Geminitay edition of @hermitszine

Go check it out! There are so many awesome artists and writers who contributed

[querro]

hmmm... very sneaky, grian

[whyboi12]

MY STICKERS ARE HERE!!!!

[blackdiamond1038]

Secret Life Secrets

Session 6

Green- Successful

Red- Failed

Scott: There is an assassination hit out on you from a non-red. If they do at least 10 hearts of damage to you (or through another’s actions) or you die, you fail. You have one shot to guess who it is and make them fail even if they already dealt the damage. (You must still get involved in conversations.)

Pearl: You are an imposter. You must approach any or multiple reds and secretly tell them this task. They can give you any task to damage a green player. If you successfully damage 3 different green names (for any amount) from their instructions, you pass. A yellow can call you out as a traitor at any stage. 

Gem: Nothing you say can be true for 30 minutes. If you tell the truth, you must start the timer again.

Jimmy: Task 1: Replace the water under the pink diving board with blue glass. You must not be caught. You succeed if they take damage from diving off. You fail if they find it or refuse to jump. Task 2: Punch another player into lava. It can be lava you have placed. [Died before succeeding or failing]

Mumbo: You are Grian’s terrible butler. You must do anything they say, but always get some aspect of it wrong. You can tell them you are their butler, but no one else. Task 1 [as a red]: Cause any amount of damage to a non-red using an anvil. Task 2: Build a TNT cannon and successfully hit a base from at least 50 blocks. Task 3: Strike a deal with a non-red to cause at least 3 hearts of damage to another non-red. You succeed when they have dealt the damage. [Died before succeeding or failing]

Grian: You declared yourself incorrectly successful last session. You must re-roll for harder task. [Re-roll for harder task] Etho is going to get a warden to the surface. You must get a wither. Make them do battle. You can work together to make this battle happen. The fight must take place in a central location.

Etho: You ended up with Pearl’s book at the end of last session. You must re-roll for harder task as punishment. [Re-roll for harder task] Grian is going to get a wither. You must get a warden to the surface. Make them do battle. You can work together to make this battle happen. The fight must take place in a central location. Deep dark can be found at -671 -30 1875.

Lizzie: Task 1: Use redstone to damage a non-red player. You cannot hit them with the item, it must be a machine or trap of some kind. Task 2: Summon a mod using an egg to deal any damage to a green. [Succeeded, but died before pressing the button]

Impulse: You are in a game of chicken with Scar and Bdubs. You pass if you win more than 3 chicken competitions. Anyone can declare a round of chicken as long as it’s something that will cause damage.

Bdubs: You are in a game of chicken with Scar and Impulse. You pass if you win more than 3 chicken competitions. Anyone can declare a round of chicken as long as it’s something that will cause damage.

Scar: You are in a game of chicken with Bdubs and Impulse. You pass if you win more than 3 chicken competitions. Anyone can declare a round of chicken as long as it’s something that will cause damage.

Skizz: You are now the therapist of the server. For the rest of the session, you must guide and give other players advice in a professional manner. The advice does not need to be good advice. You must help players to acknowledge and negative feelings. You cannot directly solve their problems, you are there only for emotional support. You fail if called out by a yellow. You can pass early if you give therapeutic advice to every other player at least once. You can only help someone if they appear down or frustrated. 

Joel: You are Scott’s assassin. You must deal a minimum of 10 hearts of damage to them to succeed. You can use other people or any means you please. But if you are called out by them as the assassin, you fail, even if you already dealt the damage. They only have one guess.

Martyn: Task 1: Hit a green name with a sword until they block you with a shield. If you kill them, you also succeed. Task 2: Cause any amount of damage to a non-red using an anvil. Task 3: Strike a deal with a non-red to cause at least 3 hearts of damage to another non-red. You succeed when they have dealt the damage. Task 4: Summon a mod using an egg to deal any damage to a green. [Unfinished this session]

BigB: Everytime someone takes damage, tell them much too late how it could have been avoided. If you see them about to take damage, you must also warn them too late.

Tango [Ren]: You have an imaginary friend who is exactly like Tango. Talk to Tango as if they follow you around the whole session and are part of conversations. You must interact with other players. 

Cleo: Everyone else knows what your task is. Figure it out and do it. They can’t tell you what it is but they can say warmer and colder when you attempt something. A yellow cannot call out this task as everyone already knows what it is. You cannot ask, you must attempt to do it. [At the end of all non-red player’s tasks, the rules for Cleo’s task were explained. This is what it was: Cleo’s task is: “Stand in a circle of different kinds of flowers and spin” You can’t tell her what it is, but you can say warmer and colder as she tries to figure it out. You can tell her when she’s done it. The rest of the server knows her task, she does not. She has to figure it out.]

This session was absolutely insane.

Lemme know if I missed something!