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sunset, sunrise
#aka: what if yi took a lil longer to find heng at the end#secondhand brainrot#(I haven't played I just have a really passionate/convincing friend. So if The Vibes are off uh... sorry bout that)#nine sols#nine sols spoilers#九日#bonelessdraws
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spiderman autism boyfriend this spiderman autism boyfriend that. yeah well what about venom adhd boyfriend.
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if you test chrollo’s patience too much in public he’ll get down on one knee and cause a scene since because get excited over seeing a proposal.
#the secondhand embarrassment hurts from this…… public proposals are scary#especially since you can’t say no either so you just have to go 😬#‘yeah sure i guess’#this also means he’s carrying a ring in a box at all times just for this#cursed energy#chrollo brainrot#concepts
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eddie's streak as most embarrassing man in the world remains unrivaled so good to know
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#please hes so fucking expensive secondhand and the brainrot hadnt returned til long after they stopped selling him </3#case notes
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I am warning everyone in advance that as soon as I start listening to those Drizzt audiobooks, I am most likely going to become insufferable
#I have been secondhand obsessed with him for far too long. it’s time to get FIRSTHAND brainrot#dnd#legend of drizzt
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I'm getting like secondhand spiderpunk brainrot from my dash today, keep it going you funky little gays, love y'all
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my english class is doing a frog prince thing and i’m just sitting over here thinking about a character/fandom i’m not even a part of. the dnd posting is very strong
jdjsdk i just love that frog man prince man... his vibes are so strong
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still thinking about how fucked up it is to hunt and kill people who were associated with roger in someway
#[ ooc ] ✧〖 bid farewell to weaver’s town 〗#[ once again thinking ab how the world remembers roger as a monster but how those who knew roger remember him fondly and#[ thinking about how roger forsaked his loved ones by loving them and its not rly his fault but its still rat shakes to think ab for him#[ and thinking ab tom and roger bc secondhand water 7 brainrot from my sister and thinks ab them#[ the only shipwright he would have accepted....#[ goes all the way to w7 to get the oro fixed instead of simply getting a different shipwright#[ wondering again for how long they've had the oro and my answer is simply Yes#tbd.#[ roger beloved i shake him like a rat always#when your love for someone forsakes them
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Ok ok ok but here me out the older teens as songs off Rumors by Fleetwood Mac moodboards
#argyle is dreams obviously#steve is big i dont wanna know secondhand news vibes#Nancy is obviously never going back again#id say Jonathan is songbird but that's my blorbo brainrot he might be more don't stop tbh#Robin I'm torn between gold dust woman and the chain#but I'd like to save the chain for all of them#possibly go your own way tbh#i know this only makes sense in my head but it's fine#stranger things#obviously jancy is you make living fun but this isn't about them rn
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Why can I never never never ever find good yuri fics that are as well-written as yaoi fics for the same fanbase/show?? I don't have the writing skills I need to do it myself yet and I'm so so tired of yaoi fics just doing it better 😭
#anyways if anyone has good fic recs where the author punches your heart out with their eloquence and you get that good secondhand yearning#i will literally get into a new fandom if i just have enough lesbian brainrot plz im begging#rant#yuri
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Bruh I literally didn’t even watch we are but I just saw a picture of phuwin in his new show with dunk or whatever and thought peem??
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by hyperfixating on that guy and his space slime
#sorry for the secondhand brainrot miffy. i know you are fine with me flooding your inbox but i feel bad still 😭#need to make you watch the venom movies someday still. enticing you with the idea of wedding in the second one#valentine notes
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@mimikotoo CHEESE AND EGG IN THE ROCK OUTFITS
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First Year Group Headcanon #1
Most absolutely inspired by that one Twst art by @cheekinpermission (Sorry dude didnt knnow if you wanted me to tag you-) of Adeuce, Grim and her Yuusona, as well as me bullying my friends in PE (Im not active for shit)
As the school year goes on, so should sports events. Game events like Bean fest, and other mentioned sports, like basketball, spell drive, track and field, and horse-riding. According to the wiki and game, majority of first years are in a sports club (excluding Yuu, Grim and Ortho. )
In the 🗣️HONOUR🗣️ of 🗣️FIRST🗣️YEAR🗣️GANG🗣️, why don't they attend each other's sports games?
Starting off with Ace and basketball.
Then Deuce and Jack and their track and field club.
Epel and Spelldrive
finally Sebek the equestrian.
Club Practice not letting them hang out? The group watch the victims players huff and puff while enjoying cold water and rest, with shitty encouragement and added commentary.
Big Game or Playoffs coming up? Yelling like those football coaches on TV, Signs and facepaint for the shits and giggles. Everyone stares, secondhand embarrassment for the yellers, the player and the audience, but its also the famous first years of NRC what are you gonna do about it? Pick a fight with overblot survivors and see how it works out.
(has anyone seen the irish 'lizzie in a box' chant. please god do you see the vision with RSA and NRC)
As the first year group grows, so does the sports events they attend, and in turn more supporters for the participant. Ofc, Sports support = Aggressive insulting Cheering, and Betting.
They can deal with pissed dormheads after the game, rn its encouragement time. The trouble makers need enrichment and tecnhically its teamwork so staff and the headmage cant get angry.
another plus, Ortho and Yuu get a life outside of tending to others and studies, instead they can participate in NRC school culture of being a prick. Grim already succeeds in it.
Also Epel force feeds the First year gang apples during the game and the player apples before and after the game. they dont get a choice, no free will in this friendship.
No criticism taken unless im paid (jkjk, unless 🤨)
add onto it pretty please i look forward to the brainrot i need smth to get me through physics 11
#first years r my fav#i chant calmly#twst headcanons#twst sebek#twst ace#twst yuu#twst grim#my beloatheds#twst jack#twst epel#twst ortho#twst first years#twst#twisted wonderland#RAHHH#epel felmier#jack howl#sebek zigvolt#ace trappola#deuce spade#ortho shroud#twst first year group
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Have some more language brainrot for your brainrot
Writer reader getting kind of insecure that even if they write something nobody will understand it, so when Al haithem askes you if he can keep a draft or two just for analyzing, there's hesitant agreement but ultimately you tell him to please burn the documents once he's done. They're too awkward to look at now...
Only he doesn't burn them, in fact he ends up recruiting several people close to the creator with knowledge of olden speak to analyze them. A funeral parlor consultant well known for his historical knowledge, a 500 year old shrine maiden who owns and runs her own publishing house, and a bard who somehow butted his way in on the project. None of them could resist the opportunity to witness the creator's sacred scriptures with their own eyes.
Needless to say, the papers ended up being fought over and have been making their rounds around your acolytes. It started with Ei, who insisted that as an archon she also should see the creator's work with her own eyes. Then once Ningguang found out, she ordered they be handed over to a team of literary analysts in order to be properly handled and deciphered. Things got really messy quick, but have luckily come to a halt as none of the acolytes want the creator to know their random writings are being fought over.
Especially when it comes to the creator's sullen additute. Their acolytes first have to convince their holiness that their inability to read and understand the creator's writing shouldn't prevent you from doing what you love. In fact... could they convince you to write some more?
WRITER OR READER WITH TALENTS HAS MY WHOLE HEART LIKE-
On one hand, same 💀 id be terrified for my all time fav skrunklies to see my bs
But at the same time i rlly wanna show them goddamit- THANK U FOR THE BRAIN FOOD IM RUNNING LAPS AROUND MY HOUSE THINKING ABT THIS-
Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them), Writer!Reader
Planet: Language Shenanigans
Orbit: Scenario
Stars: Alhaitham mostly, some of Kaveh, mentions of other Sumeru characters
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Insecure about craft/writing, anxious first pov (not serious),
& Trigger Warnings: Mild Negative self-talk, insecure perspective/reader “you”, possible anxiety depiction.
You were not a very confident writer.
This had been an avoidable feeling ever since you picked up a pen for the first time and were asked to write a story for school.
You were always anxious turning in essays, letting friends proofread them, anything that would expose your writing to more eyes, because you’d learned the hard way early on that as you get older and better at something, the stuff from the beginning… starts to look a lot different than you remember.
things you used to be proud of after having completed them in the moment, were something you struggled not to rip to shreds a year or two after you re-found it.
If it weren’t for other writers advising holding onto old work so you can see your progress over time, you’d have probably literally nothing older than one year on your ao3, wattpad, etc…
So when you had the fortunate luck (no it is not unfortunately, you are very happy to be here tbh) to fall headfirst into your video game you’ve been obsessed with lately,
You were not planning on showing them any of your writing.
Why would you, after all? You’ve got the weapons, the artifacts, everything they need to be more powerful. Why would you show them a silly little story you wrote? Fanfic or otherwise, not that theyll recognize any characters besides themselves, but still.
Alhaitham, bc ofc it was alhaitham, cocky, deviously aware bastard he is, caught you writing in your spare time first.
You’d gotten your hands on an old journal (if made you feel better than something completely new, a nice worn leather journal, sold at a secondhand shop from an old adventurer) and had started to write what you could remember about some of your ideas you’d had drafts for in your old world
After initially walking in on you writing in the House of Daena (it was the closest you could get to lofi girl, god u missed her lmao), you nearly jumped a foot in the air bc Haitham’s a nosy bitch and leaned over your shoulder and scared the absolute shit out of you, mans goes from asking politely, to begging you to let him read some of your writing over the course of 3 weeks (a month really)
Finally, after this 6 ft (about 180cm) man leans down one day (you’re sitting writing again), and gives you the most insanely good?? puppy dog eyes??? you’ve ever seen on a man???
you give in, revise a draft about 5 times in a row, lose sleep bc ur having a breakdown about alhaitham judging ur writing the night before you give him his copy-
and hand over a small short story for him to read. you specifically leave a little note not to judge you so hard for Haitham bc u werent used to people reading ur work/let alone someone as highly academic as him, ESPECIALLY since your speech is already so much more archaic than his/all of Teyvats-
His stupid green eyes with diamonds look into your soul (are they sparkling??) and he braces your shoulders after you give him his copy,
“Mine Greatest Guide, you hath deemed this one worthy of thy trust of your creations personally, I would be a fool to gaze upon it in jest. To take this work as anything less than a masterpiece in its infant stages.”
…you just leave him to it, and are nearly running out of there (u managed to be calm enough to just speedwalk),
and you make a point to not ask what he thought about it, or even bring it up at all
you’re kind of hoping he forgot tbh… and so nothing happens!
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Nothing happens… for 2 weeks after you gave Haitham a copy of your short story.
You still don’t know Alhaitham’s opinion when you see the advertisement, a sign saying something about, a new book? By YOU???
You nearly start a mob because the shopkeeper insisted you sign some copies, but you only signed a few before too many people overwhelmed you, and seeing it was that same draft- !! Oh god, you’d been agonizing over the spelling errors you’d missed when you gave it to Alhaitham, and now it’s just out there???
(luckily it seems the reviews are positive, but dammit you’ve been rereading ur story u gave him for days, and now ur positive it’s shit-)
You make a break for it, and are literally running (more like speed-walking after a while, since u got further away) thru Sumeru City:
you pass by the open patio of a restaurant, the scholars are heatedly discussing ur characterization-
you pass by Dehya, Candace, and Dunyazard, the merc is waving around a copy of ur book, the other two women look excited abt the conversation-
oh my god-
Nahida is relaxing in one of the many little gazebos thruout Sumeru, while Wanderer seems to be reading your story to her-
You fucking track down Alhaitham’s house like a bloodhound.
You are banging the infamous gay roommates’ front door, panting til ur throat burns raw.
��Yes, yes, alright, greetings to you too! I was simply visiting the Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham, tis why I’m here- Greatest Lord?!”
Kaveh is nearly jumps a foot in the air at the sight of you, but recovers, (you’re still not tho lmao)
and invites you in bc apparently, Alhaitham’s been meaning to talk to you about your draft you gave him!
Oh yeah, you’ve got some words to give Haitham after giving him that damn draft privately-
But when he sees you, the fucker just- smiles??
Like he’s done nothing wrong???
You’re about to tear into him when he speaks first to tell you the good news!
He grabs your hands at the table and gets down on one knee, ohhhh no.
Alhaitham is giving you those damn begging puppy dog eyes again.
“My Greatest Lord, Giver of Power, and Guide to All, your exquisite story has entranced all of Teyvat, might I please insist you write a sequel? It is an excellent literary piece to analyze… or perhaps, even better, share other stories you’ve written??”
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….Motherfucker.
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Hello I’m alive! I just took a longer-than-usual break between posts from those last 2 mammoth pieces about gifts,
1: bc they were a lot to write in between writing other stuff like fanfics im already working on lol 2: I got busy with holidays and trying to apply to jobs!
Not that I’m still not doing that.. but you get what I mean!
Safe Travels Anon,
That being said, as you’ve probably noticed, I’ve made a kofi! so if you ever liked my writing (hot mess it is) and want to show me some love, feel free to leave a tip! :]
Iced coffee?? :0
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♡the beloveds♡
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#hello i live#i just took a longer than normal break between posting bc the gifts were vv big and i had holidays/job searching to do#which i am still looking#but its better now#also gonna start linking my kofi if anybody is feeling generous! :]#sagau#genshin sagau#genshin isekai#my asks#genshin imagines#gender neutral reader#self aware genshin#sagau x reader#genshin impact sagau#genshin impact isekai#genshin x reader
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