#sean's house

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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma

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(credit to @wilooHQ on twitter)

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he diagnosed me with brain rot :-/

[dreamduality]

HOUSE MD IS ON NETFLIX!

[starlightseraph]

house md will always be remebered as the most insane thing ever broadcast because of how unabashedly feral everyone involved was.

a short collection of things that happen on the show, just off the top of my head, not even scratching the surface:

- house shoots a random dead body in the morgue and then sticks him in an mri machine, which pulls the bullet out of the dead guy’s head and destroys the machine, costing the hospital millions

- foreman gets bitten by a person with rabies

- chase kills an african dictator

- cameron steals drugs from a patient after possibly getting hiv from said patient

- house induces a migraine and then takes a drug made by his arch nemesis (who he’s been stalking for 25 years) to get the drug taken off the market. he then takes lsd (in the hospital, in the middle of a case) to cure the migraine.

- chase goes into anaphylaxis after doing body shots

- house stops an elevator so he can perform a cavity (vaginal) search on a teenage heart transplant patient who’s in cardiorespiratory arrest

- they give a neurosurgeon mushrooms to cure his food poisoning, then they stick him in an operating room. the neurosurgeon strips in front of a health board assessor.

- kutner dies for gay marriage

- house sets an autopsy room on fire while trying to juggle flaming bottles

- house gets recruited by the cia

- taub gets held at gun point after diagnosing a stripper with skin cancer

- in almost every single episode, the team breaks into multiple houses

- house fakes terminal brain cancer so he can get drugs implanted directly into the pleasure centre of his brain

- house cons us immigration to get his fake wife a green card. he also uses his fake wife’s ukrainian food truck to spy on people

- house tries to get wilson, his closet case boybestfriend, into bed every few episodes. every other sentence out of house’s mouth is about wanting to rail wilson.

- taub has a kid with his ex-wife, after they divorce, at the same time he has a kid with his 25 yo side piece. the kids’ names are sophie and sophia.

- house and wilson have a bet on who can hide a chicken in the hospital the longest without anyone finding out

- house tries to kill himself like 6 times and always fails (insulin shock, overdoses, electrocution, jumping off a building, cutting, etc)

- house fakes his death to get out of a prison sentence after violating his parole so he can live out his bi love story with his gay best friend who has 5 months to live

[ar-be]

happy pride everyone

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[sakuranova07]

house: lmao nobody will ever love me because I'm fucked up, anyways time to go home to the condo that my deer eyed boy best friend bought me,play the piano he bought me that says something about him, and have our weird homosexual eye contact while some sappy song plays in the background, I'll be alone forever

[skintyfiia]

hilson from a few weeks ago

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Hugh Laurie: Yeah, I would actually love to have House as my doctor. I actually love him as a character so much, and I think he's actually a very sweet, caring person under his rude exterior. I'd love to sit down and have a chat with him.

Robert Sean Leonard: Wilson's a fucking freak and he scares me

[molotovgrifter]

edited hugh and rsl together around the time house and wilson would've first met (1991ish) because WHY NOT!

[airobirb]

couldn’t stop thinking about that one behind the scenes image

acrylic on watercolor paper

[sourjabloki]

my personal collection of my favourite rsl photos of him standing

[dreamduality]

House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)

[evelina-maar]

Rewatching the medical malpractice show for the 3rd time against my better judgement

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