#scythe constantine

[haljeexyee]

CONSTANTINEE ⚔️🌊

I also forgot about his existence I really need to re-read AOAS 💀

Characters: Scythe Constantine — Arc of a Scythe by Neal Shusterman

[moony2moon]

Arc of a Scythe Incorrect quotes pt 3 Aka Me Seeing How Many Tags I Can Slap Onto a Single Post pt 3

Faraday: I have a new hoodie.

Curie: Wrong. WE have a new hoodie.

Citra: Why are your tongues purple?

Faraday: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Curie: I had a red one.

Citra: Oh.

Citra: OH.

Rowan: You drank each other's slushies?

Citra: Ya'll always talk about E-boy this and E-girl that, but no one wants to talk about the E-conomy. Marican capitalism is a fundamentally flawed system-

Constantine: BEHOLD! The field in which I grow my f*cks! Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it BARREN!

Mandela: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?

Citra: Theft.

Curie: Disturbing the peace.

Faraday: Aggravated assut.

Morrison: Arson

Rowan. All the above. In that order, probably.

Goddard: You know what? You're in timeout! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!!!

Rowan: *Climbing on top of the refrigerator* THIS HOUSE IS A F*CKING NIGHTMARE!!!!!

Greyson: *Alone in his room and talking to the Thunderhead* You are my da-ad! YOU'RE MY DAD! Boogy woogy-woogy!

Volta: Do not come over to my room. If the room is on fire, you may knock once, if I don't answer, assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Greyson: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Thunderhead: Your life?

Greyson: I- well, yes, but-

Scythe ocs Incorrect quotes!

Newton: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Bly: Even better!

Newton: What the f*ck did you-

Bly: *Holds up chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

Bly: Honk.

Newton: WHAT?

Bly: HONK!

Newton: WHAT THE F*CK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME, YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SH*T!!?

[ive-given-up-the-bug-diet]

I know I'm basically the only person who has thought about this character more than once but even still I would like other people's opinions

[dvmbgvtz]

HI. I’ve joined like 2 aoas discord servers and all of them have been so dead so IM MAKING ONE. I’m still working on it and don’t know how to do some of the things so it might be a little bit BUT ITS COMING (sorry for so many tags)

[welikeonion1]

Got bored

[penguinparty88]

Mandela: Why are Faraday and Curie sitting with their backs to each other?

Constantine: They had a fight.

Mandela: Then why are they holding hands?

Constantine: They get sad when they fight.

[sketzi]

scythe constantine on the case: FT. his calvin kleins

+ a very tired Toll

[scythemichaelfaraday]

Ben!!! God the Terranovas are so cool. I’m not surprised, but I am devastated to hear about the fate of their parents. I hope he and Raj have a chance to be as close to happy as possible. Also Aw.. last namedrop of Faraday as far as I know. Literally just seeing his name gives me serotonin.

[bjds--fantasy]

Dream Valley Scythe for Nightmare Constantine MSD Limited for 6th year Anniversary

[alittlesongbirdchirps]

OOOH DEATH, I MEAN DICK GRAYSON.

(I know Death already has a personification of a female in DC but pretend they don’t for this AU.)

Death wasn’t a skeleton with a robe made of black or a scythe. Death was more of the delivery person and sometimes could end life with one simple touch.

One day, life, bored from existing since the beginning, challenged death to a game.

“Since you are so cold and indifferent to those whom you take, why don’t you experience what they do? Why don’t you leave?”

It was an intriguing proposal for death, who had never really cared too much for life’s creations. Only a few small and innocent ones ever got a soft and caring voice from death.

“Death cannot be around the living, nor touch it.”

Life smiled softly.

“Maybe for a time it can, a short time, but enough to learn why death is so frightening to those who live.”

Death agreed to this game, and life constructed death a body that death wouldn’t be able to use its power, not unless it truly wanted to.

The body would be more like a vessel to contain death; if death used any hint of power, the body would begin to crack, almost like ice.

And thus Dick Grayson was born; of course, Dick didn’t know the requirement to live was to not know what was waiting on the other side.

But then Jason died, and when Dick returned from space, he sat at Jason’s grave. He didn’t get to say goodbye; he was angry with himself, angry with Bruce, and furious with the Joker.

“He can’t be dead. I didn’t—

His train of thought stops. ‘He didn’t what?’ He wonders why he lost his train of thought.

Jason ended up being alive, a miracle, but then after that so much happened.

Like John Constantine, a man he only heard tales of, stops dead in his tracks when he sees Dick, and he looks terrified. Normally, heroes find comfort in his presence and enjoy his company, but Dick didn’t even get to speak before Constantine disappeared, and Jason ended up laughing along with Tim and Steph, whereas Damien stated, ‘Constantine is a fool Grayson, a drunken fool; don’t mind him.’

And weird stuff like that kept happening. The weirdest one was when Darkside came, a being who represented death, but when Dick finally arrived right before Darkside prepared to kill Captain Marvel, Darkside paused, looking around almost in disbelief and confusion before dropping Captain Marvel and, funnily enough, quickly leaving.

Yet Dick still didn't connect anything or question it, but Tim and Duke began to.

(Dick sort of doesn’t remember what he truly is, and this is more of a game playing human but he feels and knows things deep down like Jason was supposed to die and stay dead, and Dick didn’t want to be close to him because some part on a deeper leveled remember that, and then when Jason died the human part was angry allowing a small part of his true self to leak through creating a small crack, so when he trails off he almost was gonna say I didn’t take him, and his close relationship with Damien because of the Lazarus pit he can sense that in Damien blood practically even though he doesn’t know it, Constantine dipping compared to other magic users like Zatanna is because the others don’t know and most people when they die, find death peaceful so that and Dicks charming personality is why heroes and others like him all find themself comfortable around Dick. whereas Constantine is different when he dies it won’t be peaceful he will be in hell, so he feels overwhelming death instead of happy vibes.)

This was just another silly idea.

(NOT EDITED LOL, SORRY FOR SPELLING MISTAKES, ME SICK TOO.)

[dxs3rap]

Austyn Constantin

Fine, I need to draw him carefully so here I am. Austyn 16yo full design and some basic information about him.

Basic info

Name: Austyn Constantin Gender: Male Age: 16yo Blind 1 eye

Austyn really like to style he clothes, paint he nail to black and put some make up on his face. He just do it for fun and he like it then he do it. He also had a tattoo on left side.

He's electric guitar can turn into weapon in 2 form (axe and scythe). Austyn usually use axe form more than scythe. Haha that all, the detail i will talk later

[f3v3rdreamz]

It's ur favorite person guys (/j)

A list of underrated characters in AOAS that I feel deserve more attention!!!

Scythe Constantine.

Thats it.

[moony2moon]

Arc of a Scythe Incorrect Quotes pt 2 LETZ GOOOOOO

Greyson: What is love?

Sister Astrid: An emotional minefield.

Thunderhead: A neurochemical reaction.

Morrison: Baby don't hurt me.

Rowan: Is Goddard always like this when he loses

Volta: Oh yes. You should've been there for the great Jenga tantrum of the Year of the Gecko.

Goddard: YOU BUMPED THAT TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!

Faraday: Rowan...

Rowan: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a f*ck.

Goddard: *Standing in front of a baby changing station* Baby changing station, *puts hand over the letter C on the label* baby hanging station.

The rest of the New Order: *Starts cheering and clapping*

Goddard: ARE YOU READY TO F*CKING DIE!?!

Rowan: No! I'm a bad b*tch, you can't kill me!!!

Goddard: BIT-

Curate Mendoza: Alright flock, we're gonna play a little game called the name game, you can go first.

Greyson: *Lowers raised hand* My name is Shacka-Umph-Ka, and my dad knows god.

Curie: We did it! You're gonna be a father!

Faraday: I'm reading Harry Potter the Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want???

Citra: *Holds up package* Faraday, look, it's the good kush!

Faraday: This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

Goddard: It's summer, I got my hat on backwards, and it's time to f*cking party- *Hits head on doorframe*

Xenocrates: Oh that was delicious, I am stuffed to the BRIM.

Constantine: Did anyone here say "room for dessert?"

Xenocrates: You bet your f*cking *ss-

Citra: I'm in Marie's car! Vroom! Vroom!

Curie: Get outta me car!

Citra: Aaaaawwww....

Like for part 3? Plz?

Do you want a cookie???

[natequarter]

team "sharks are smooth":

faraday. in fact, he started the joke at conclave whilst looking for ways to piss goddard off. nobody realises he came up with it. he finds it absolutely hilarious to troll the hell out of other scythes like this, because surely someone as wise as faraday could never be so stupid

rowan. faraday introduced him to the idea, and he regularly uses it to fuck with goddard. at one point during his time as goddard's prisoner, he said it to goddard, and goddard got so angry he made rand drop a piano on rowan to render him deadish

rand. she doesn't mention it to goddard, but she secretly finds it hilarious

sister astrid

chomsky. he doesn't realise it's a joke; he genuinely thinks it's true

tyger. he joins in with rowan because it's really funny

jeri. jeri has seen many sharks. touched them, even. jeri can confirm: they are smooth

constantine. nobody is entirely sure if he believes it's true or not

team "sharks are not smooth":

goddard. it drives him mad. no one knows why, but it makes him genuinely murderous with rage. more so than usual, that is. once somebody said it to him in the street and he gleaned them on the spot

citra. much like goddard, it makes her furious, and she has berated rowan countless times for his terrible grasp of science. she has done actual research in the thunderhead's backbrain and if the thunderhead says it's not true, it must be wrong! sharks aren't smooth, rowan!!!

the thunderhead, as it is sadly incapable of being wrong. however, it does find the joke amusing

munira, who has had to deal with too many annoying people wrong about basic facts in her time as a librarian and academic

greyson, who initially doesn't get it. after he becomes the toll, however, he starts spreading the word: sharks are smooth

morrison. he does it to please citra. it's the only thing that actually makes her like him

eaten by sharks:

curie

[welikeonion1]

incorrect quotes bc I’m bored

Curie, pointing: My I sit there?

Faraday: That’s my lap

Curie: That doesn’t answer my question

Faraday: Wow, Marie, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Curie: We literally slept together yesterday.

Faraday: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Constantine: Know why I called you in here?

Cervantes: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Constantine: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Curie: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Faraday: That's great, Marie. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 7 fucking years.

Curie, pulling up late to conclave: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Faraday: Hi, I'm ’things'.

Curie: That shirt looks great, Cervantes.

Cervantes: Thanks.

Curie: But I bet it would look even better on Constantine’s floor

Constantine: Are you hitting on Cervantes for me?

[penguinparty88]

Constantine: Hey Faraday.

Faraday: *punches Constantine in the stomach*

Constantine: What the fuck?

Faraday: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Constantine: What the fuck are you talking about?

Faraday: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Constantine: I'm not pregnant!

Faraday: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Constantine: I was never pregnant, Faraday!

Faraday: Are... you sure?

Constantine: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Curie: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Faraday: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Curie: *punches Constantine in the stomach*

Constantine: AW, MOTHERFU--